 Someone sent me this article from an American newspaper called The National Informer. It's dated to June 1974 and the headline reads Salesman divorces gonad-grainning wife. The gonads are your testes. The story is about a woman called Janice Burke, 34 years old, and her husband Gerald Burke, who's 36. And Janice has just complained to him that the last few times that they've had sex has been particularly unsatisfactory. But Gerald has smiled happily and completely agreed with her and said yes but have you noticed that on the days that I'm bad in bed sales figures have been particularly brilliant. Janice had said yes she had seen that but she failed to get the connection and Gerald had then explained. Often I've had a female customer who has wanted more than just the product if you know what I mean and so I have had to take care of her as well and after that I just do not have the energy left to come and satisfy you properly as well. But I figured that I was finally making decent money for both of us and so you would understand this. Janice however had been absolutely furious understandably and a huge fight had followed. But finally Janice had decided to sort him out by having so much sex with him that he wouldn't have the energy left to go and have sex with anybody else. And so the article says last Thursday Gerald Burke filed for divorce. His petition said my wife is literally effing us into acute poverty. He told officials I am so tired that I cannot make a convincing pitch and consequently our income has plummeted completely. I had to get rid of her otherwise I would not be able to pay my bills. I'm lost for words.