 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake and this is the Weekly Dumb. We're pre recording this one because Zach is getting stupid hyphy dumb in Disney World! Spass mouthing! Banging a mountain. Visiting his sister, which is very nice. Very nice brother stuff. There's nothing romantic about it with that. Alright Jake, let's get straight to the sports. Yes! Straight into it. Straight to the sports dude. You want to do the first sports story? Nah second one. Yeah, actually Ben Macadoo Jim former Giants Legend Jim great hair. He got in front of the press couple hair guys He impressed by not impressing is what I'd say first question asked. It's too sunny in here for you We're first question by good asked by the media is a great question by the media Who's your starting quarterback? Yeah, great question. They're like a Sam Darno. You starting quarterback said yeah That's like the number one question for every person asking about a football team They don't know about and then a minute and a half later in the interview He was like another thing I got to get better at is talking to you guys and not earlier. Yeah I said Darno is our starting quarterback. I shouldn't have said that should not have said that It's not really my decision. Are you saying Darno Darno Darnold. No, what do you think about the name Ben Macadoo? three two one Five and a half eight But Benjamin Macadoo is like an eight James. It's the talk of the office right now. You said hey everyone listen There's an almost a breakdown. I must tell you about two bears one trampoline not a porn I love trampolines. I grew up as a trampoline kid My buddy would come over and we'd play games all the time bears are just playing it a standard trampoline game when the Nets on the side became standard for trampolines around 2002 2003 you needed to have those one bear got in and then the other bear wants to get in and he's keeping him out and he's keeping him out He's keeping him out and they're fighting let me in know you're not allowed brother sister These bears are brothers and sisters because you think when they get inside they might do something naughty But they did they just take a nap and taking a nap on a trampoline was awesome One time my sister was taking a nap on a trampoline Just laying on her back and I took a wiffle ball and I threw it over the fence onto the trampoline to scare her Right in the forehead. Just clocked her came down right in the forehead. She woke up had a bruise. I laughed So hard lost all my bear takes turn your story Jake. Let's go back to the more sports We got a story about saving a giant stick and Saving your balls brought to you by Manscaped and Tom green how we're gonna aired his tissue or cancer surgery on MTV. I watched it as a kid It was awesome. They saved his ball like you think they saved his ball the surgery and then he saved his ball Tom green Revolutionary guy. Thanks, Manscape saving balls Jim. We're talking about ball sticks and woodpeckers Here you're my hockey guy though. Yeah, so these woodpeckers are pecking a hole in the hockey stick It's a giant hockey stick outside in ice arena It weighs a lot of pounds much 61,000 61,000 pound hockey stick. It's in Canada and They had a bird expert in the news story. They're like what what strategy should we use here in the bird expert was like Why don't I? Best strategy is to give it a new home. We would love if the bird wasn't here. I love experts Yeah, I'm an expert in my field and I think the best way to get the bird to not be pecking wood here Is to give it some new wood to peck somewhere else. These woodpeckers will peck wood so we should get them out of here Rinds me of the job Jackass when I remember they put a wooden like condom on Pontius and they had the bird peck his wiener. Yeah Jim there's a knot sports that you went through the office and you're like there's a knot sports I must tell the people about today and it comes from Wellesley Wellesley college is urging students to not kiss the runners Boston Marathon runs through and a bunch of female students. They make signs They actually have a really really nice business but if you're say you're running right and you're running for say Zach has died and Zach said Jake if I ever died prematurely on my trip to Florida I want you to run the Boston Marathon in my honor that would be so fucked up So then you're running the Boston Marathon in Zach's honor and you're getting tired, dude You're getting dog tired So I pay the girls at the Wellesley College and I say can you make a really nice sign? For my buddy Jake and have the sign say do it for Zach He's watching from above they would make that for for you and then it would motivate you also They would give you a little kiss if you wanted it But now they're being urged to not kiss the runners and urged is an interesting word, right? It means like strongly advise which means this is nothing nothing urge means nothing I strongly advise you to not touch that phone I'm gonna touch it. Yeah, you just you say you're not allowed There's a simple rule to kissing that I learned on day one. No such thing as too much tongue No, that's what you always tell me that's what you always tell me if someone wants to be kissed by you You can kiss them If they don't I wouldn't kiss them unless they're your family got to be some broken teeth Right guy running by trying to get a kiss on the fly full-speed kisses are tough How many how many people enter the marathon just at this scream tunnel just to get the kisses in I'd rather do that than run in Zach's dead honor It's the employee of the week It's the employee of the week that's it doesn't matter though because we're doing the employee the month Rip it up, baby Zach and his sister for rekindling their Sibling ship This jacket is wet and smelly. It's smell what happened was the water has now released a cat piss odor From probably the goodwill. We got it. Can you take a whiff of this to confirm? Please how am I always please just confirm that the wet jacket smells it I kind of got a puke like I don't smell the wet part and confirm it Oh confirmed congrats to Zach for winning employee of the month Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by Manscaped are you ready to be blown away? You asked for it and they listened our friends at Manscape just relaunched the ultra smooth Package same thing Jake calls his dick. It's back, baby Get 20% off plus free shipping with a code dumb 20 at manscape.com. That's 20% off plus free shipping with code dumb 20 At manscape.com smooth out your fellas with the relaunched ultra smooth package from the fellas at Manscaped your balls shall thank you Wild right? Do you guys want me to throw up? I could take another sniff of that and throw up Oh that is like a pissy like Yeah, like a smoker With cigarettes and cats yeah, but it's funny that it wasn't there. I've worn it. I hope it doesn't stay now We almost had chunks on cam