 Hey guys, our podcast live finale tickets are still on sale. I think we're about 60% sold out. We haven't gone completely public yet. We've only let our website members and you guys know about it. And the link is in the description for those wondering where to get tickets. The link will be in the description. It's $40 Australian. It gets you the show. Willam Powerfish is coming and we all go to a bar after and get drunk. So I think by the time this video comes out, we will just be about to go public and do like main feed posts to just get rid of the rest of the tickets. So we obviously prefer actual podcast fans to get there first because you guys know what the deal is. So yeah, check the link in the description and come and have a few beers with us if you feel like it. We'll also have merch there and the whole Marty and Michael crew will be there. Anyway, let's get into the episode. Welcome to episode 32 of our podcast. It's probably going to be a different kind of podcast today. We're a bit down and down to the dumps. As I'm sure most of you heard last week, poor old posse passed. And then over the weekend, we had Michael's box, which was a nice distraction, but we're all a bit f**ked out as well, just kind of, I don't know, hitting me. But yeah. Yeah. So last Tuesday, I just came home from the gym and posse was only left him like, well, Mon was home, but he was just outside. I came home and he didn't greet me at the door like he usually does. So I ran outside and saw him kind of like lying in the bushes and called to him and he was just, I wasn't really able to walk and just stumbling around. So I knew that his heart had bled again. So he kind of stumbled out of the bushes and just fell into my arms. And then I took him to emergency, just kind of hoping that they would be able to drain his heart again. And that he'd be, you know, okay for a few more weeks again. But yeah, I got in there and then I handed him to the vet and, you know, within that, you know, they made me sign this thing saying, I'll try and resuscitate him if he goes into cardiac arrest. And yeah, as soon as I handed him off within three minutes, like the vet came out to talk to me. And then as she was talking to me, one of the nurses ran in and was like, you need to come right now. And then the nurse, the vet ran out of the room and came back like a minute later and, um, yeah, said that he'd passed. So a truly, truly shocking and devastating day that one, probably go down as one of the most painful things I've ever been through. And yeah, I don't know, it's hard to, you know, a lot of people like I, you know, it's just a dog, but I don't know. Bozzy was, he's not, he wasn't like an outside dog. He was there all the time. You know, whenever I was alone or away from humans, Bozzy would still be there. I was driving in my car, Bozzy would be there. He would sleep on our beds, you know, and there was just a thing Mon had to put up with when we first started seeing each other. I was like, nah, Bozzy sleeps on the bed and, um, yeah, so he was very ingrained and very embedded in my life. And, um, yeah, it's a super, it's just a weird thing. And now just even just being at home is just fucked because everything just reminds me of him. Even just ordering Uber Eats when the Uber Eats drivers arriving. I expect to hear barking where there's no barking. You come home, expect to see him at the top of the stairs, wagging his tail, but I walk outside and look at his water bowl to make sure there's water in it, but there's no more water bowl. Just all these little habits and things that you just learn over 10 years and just, or just a constant reminder. So it's not fun being at home at the moment. I just like sir. Yeah. No, no, no, it's just rough. And then the box was a good distraction, I guess, but it's just kind of worse because doing as you do, bend on a box, it does depress you already. And then that coming home is just like, it's just fucking double whammy. Yeah. Fucking hell. I fucking miss that dog. It's unbelievable. So I'm going to get him cremated and yeah, it's just, yeah, rougher than I ever thought it would be, to be honest. And I knew it would be rough, but fuck man, it's been, luckily we have a week off for now. And I was just pure coincidence now that we have a week off. So I mean, Michael actually is going away for a few days. I'm gone with Mon and we're meant to take Bozy with us to this like dog friendly Airbnb place, but just be us now. And so we got a week off and then hopefully we'll be back to fucking somewhat normal this next week when we start back filming. But yeah. So as well, like we've mentioned before, it's one of the hardest things about this job is trying to be funny week in, week out, especially when you're not really in the mood to try and laugh or try and make people laugh. You know, you've got to be in a good mood to crack jokes. So unfortunately today, um, yeah, I don't know. Well, let's just, we're just going to talk some shit and I'm sorry if it's not what we usually do. And I'm sorry if you don't really get a good laugh out of it, but yeah, I'd rather just get at least a podcast out and just, I don't know. See what happens, eh? Yeah. Well, did you want to talk about funny stories with Bosley? I guess we can. Yeah. Man. There were some bloody rippers with Bozy. I think I love the most about him was like the, just the communication I had with him. All I needed to do was like, by the end of it, because you live with a creature for 10 years, you're in so many different scenarios that after a while, you just kind of pick up on little things and then I just kind of knew what, whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted it. Yeah. I remember whenever you'd like, as soon as you'd show any sense of frustration, he'd run over and just starting like licking your face. It was so weird even like on the laptop, if like a video was not loading to Facebook or you know, editing wasn't working, program kept crashing. Like I wouldn't even have to say anything by the end of it. I just literally would just start to feel a bit of anger or just even just a little bit of stress and then he'd just get up from wherever he was and just come and put his paw on me and it would always just remind me like, oh, it's really not so bad. So I hope that I don't lose that now and just fucking smash the laptop. Yeah. Oh dude, well, I guess like, yeah, I guess the pro of it is it makes you, the people around you that are still in your life, you go to cherish them even more. So yeah, man, I just, we shouldn't get my hopes up because fuck I did when he was like, yeah, I was like, fuck, here we go. I started to think he was invincible. I was like, fuck, they've misdiagnosed him or like, oh yeah, I knew it was risky and it was just just devastating the second time. And man, I just saw it to be at home at the moment. Fuck man, I wish we could bring him back. Yeah, so one advantage is there's fucking countless hours of video footage of him. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of that, but man, I just can't fuck up. I just can't get my shit together watching that stuff. Yeah. But thank you everyone for all the, you know, a huge outpour of lovely messages and stuff. So really appreciate all that. And so many people have just, you know, we've been making videos for what fucking seven, eight years now. So he's nearly been on camera his whole life as well. So a lot of ROG fans kind of watched us grow up with him. And I mean, like early on when we were poor, we'd literally living, we had living at staying in one bedroom on a mattress, us two on Bosley. I can remember one, that one point you had to move out into an apartment that didn't allow dogs. So he'd live with me. Yeah, he'd always just, yeah, he was always around. Yeah, so it's just, you know, all the toughest times, it was always there. I'm even just like so poor, trying, hadn't, we hadn't eaten all day. And then like I had to get dog food. So I just find, just scrape the bottom of the car and just find some coins and then go and buy him some dog food. Oh man, just fucking so, so much more devastating than I ever thought it would be. I'm never, ever getting a dog again in my fucking life. It's just emotional time bombs. Even as guests in high school and shit, like, not so much when I moved to Brissie, but like, like Cassie had a dog, you know, friends had dogs. So whenever we'd stay at their houses, I always just was obsessed with their dogs and would always sleep with their family dogs. And everyone would always say like, like when you get your own dog, you're going to be so grossly obsessed with it. And that's exactly what happened. Yeah. But yeah, if you just look at him, he wasn't like a normal dog. He was definitely made for Marty, wasn't he? Yeah, he's such a perfect, perfect dog. So what's the point of ever trying again? Yeah, well, yeah, I've, yeah, all the dogs I've come across, he's definitely, you know, he's one of a kind. But yeah, like even my own dog, when I had a dog, I just sort of got overtaking it for walks. But Bosley, you just sort of treat it as like a dog. It's different too when it's your, a dog is an adult because it was solely in, he was solely in my care. Like as a kid, you know, you got your parents there to pay for food and to help take him for walks and all that shit. If you know, because you're a kid, you don't really prioritize something else, but taking him as an adult, he really teaches you complete and utter selflessness. Because yeah, I would have done anything for him. Yeah, it was every single day, you'd take him for like a half hour walk at least. And, and yeah, by the end of it, I was just buying him human quality meat and would have paid fucking whatever it cost to keep feeding him. Wasn't it a 150 a week just on his food? Yeah, just for meat on him. That's great. That's like people's rent. Yeah. But anyway, so, um, yeah, you'll still be web a long way ahead in, especially on website videos. So website members, you'll probably still see him in videos for like the next two months, just because he's, you know, usually in the background or something. So, um, yeah, if you confuse as to why, it's just because we're ahead on content. I've already seen a video on social media pop out with him in it and everyone's like, oh, I thought he had passed, but that's why we don't just film and then post immediately. We get ahead so that we can have weeks off. So, um, yeah, that's why. But anyway, um, have a bong everybody. Yeah, it's all over. It's going to be a quick break. All right, guys, sponsors. Now, we may be feeling pretty low, but one thing that has helped us a little bit is AG1. AG1 has all your vital minerals and health things that you need in one concoction. You can have them once a day and then it keeps the doctor away. It's green. It's Joe Rogan promotes it. That's pretty cool. All right. Now the dude who's done it, he's been sick before and now he's good. It's the only drink that I've ever had where it's like, oh, I actually feel better from it for a little bit. Yeah. But drink AG1, it keeps you healthier. 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So, you get three fucking shocking new videos every single week. We're constantly trying to improve the website too. So, you can comment now. We're working on and we're very open to feedback. So, if you're on our website and you ever suggest, you know, try and make the functionality better, please just let us know on DM or posting in our Facebook group or just, you know, just reach out to us because we all want to make it as good as possible. But yeah, 21 day free trial out now, right now is the fucking, oh, the Activity Day vlog got posted. I saw it's getting quite a reaction on the website. There's a few very shocked people about from our stand up. What were they offended? No, but a few people were saying it was like the funniest video that they've ever seen. Oh, wow. Especially you spraying shit on Julian's car. A lot of people gave it 10 out of 10, but then there were also a small percentage of people who were just completely and utterly shocked at the things that were said. Yeah, well, remember it's stand up comedy, so it's not real, but we did say some but things that could probably cancel us, but I don't give a fuck. But we just, you know, you're in that position, you're panic. I'm sorry, it's it's not a normal situation. I never would have said any of those things if I had two seconds to prepare. Anyway, there's the old person home videos out there now, too. We've spoken about that a few times and yeah, I just want to do fucking heroin. Man, I reckon if there was a day to do it, this would be the day. I got a coltle. Who? Yeah, it just popped as I was driving home yesterday crying. That makes sense though. It's been a whole week of stress. I got two styes. That's what happens to me. I get styes. My blood pressure is like through the fucking roof again. Is styes come from stress? Yeah. Well, stress levels, the immune system. Sort of like a coltle on your eyes, isn't it? Yeah. So that I've put on like fucking seven kilos. I'm just a fucking piece of shit. And I just want to fucking finish it off. Yeah, well, we won't do that yet because it's got to get better. But do you guys want to see what happens if I blow my nose into my hand? Yeah. We might have to just blow that. But yeah, please, please don't start this. Oh my God. Yeah, that's very good. Oh man. Anyway, let's talk about... I might wash my hand on that one. Sorry about that everyone. Just constantly. It's just dripping out. Man, regret. Lux was fine. To be honest though, I'd been fucking drinking a lot and just been a sick fuck even a few days before the box. It's because Boslia died and I was just like spiraling. So I was already on like a three day bend I come. And the day before your box, we went to Aussie World. It's like fucking weird theme park and we just vlogged it and that came. Yeah, yeah. But it was sort of like hard to... Yeah, it was a rough as you guys know. I think we got a bit unlucky because I think the either the general manager of the place or the owner. I think he's a manager of the place just happened to be walking into work as we were entering. And he knew who you guys were. And he was really lovely and gave us, you know, helped us out around the place. But yeah, I think that also put the spotlight on us straight away. It's pretty fun. Like if you go there on a quiet day, you can go on some pretty intense rides without zero wait time. And the food was pretty good. So it's actually not too bad a place. But yeah, we had a few drinks there. And then and then at the end of the day, Gillian got kicked out, which was pretty funny. Yeah, he was being a naughty boy, breaking the rules. So that'll be on the website too. And guess what? At Aussie World, they've got stickers in the gift shop. Is you, of course, that's what you took so long. Yeah. So I went and spoke to the lovely lady at the desk. I think her name was Margarine. And yeah, she got me a beautiful Aussie World sticker. We'll go on there. So I'll add that to the board, the computer. I know it's not the right time for it, but it's just. Is that a pink that sticker? Is that a pink sticker originally? Oh, yeah. So James Lee is it's kind of James's fault. He stuck the sticker to the back originally, the first one. So if you want to put any, you know, hatred towards anyone, you might have to put it towards James. Put it on a bit crooked for everyone's OCD. And we'll go from there. But yeah, the Bucks. And so we went to Aussie World and then Friday morning, the Bucks started with fucking golf. Yeah, that was the hardest part, I reckon. Golf is so good. I just got to say too early. To a plane, I could get up at 5am and play golf. Well, we did for that other that charity golf and that was all right. But I was so excited that I couldn't sleep on the Thursday night. I got to bed at like 12, woke up at 3am and then came here at 3.30am. Because you wanted to play golf or your Bucks. Yeah, just so excited. It was like Christmas. What was more exciting, the Bucks or the golf? Be real. I think the golf was the funnest, but like. No, no, no. What were you more excited about though? Probably none of the Bucks is, you know, you put them together. It's like luxury, but pay the toll after everyone. Well, that first day was like, we started golf at what, like 8am? And then didn't get to bed until like 2am. So that first day was just like really, really long. So it really kind of fucking zapped everyone. That's why everyone day two, I reckon, faded a bit earlier. Although a lot of the first day people faded. Yeah. A lot of day one people would just like couldn't. The day two was like just zapped from energy. Because even day two, you started. So like 9.30am and then come like midnight. You've been drinking for fucking like 14 hours straight. So we played at Capara Golf Club, which is very, very nice. Capara Golf Club. I've lost my five irons. So if anyone's handed that in, please let me know. I think James lost the club. No, it was a you. So yeah, it's a very nice, well-respected golf club. We did all right though. We did okay. We're from Henry. Did Henry do something? And Ryan, yeah, well remember they slammed into Ryan. And to give it too far, I had to see it. So we were in three teams. And it was a genuine accident. He didn't mean to, but being Henry, everyone just thought it was not intentional. Well, I do, it wasn't intentional, but I felt like it was still Henry. Because I believe Ryan was driving and Henry was accelerating for him. Yeah, Henry was using the pedals and Ryan was steering. And Henry didn't realize he had his foot on the. And they were doing reverse. Reverse. And all I remember is seeing them heading for the other cart. And I hear Greg going, no, no, boys, boys, boys. And just went bang. And you saw the reaction of Greg panicking. And Greg was really worried after that. Yeah. But it was an accident. Yeah, but he kept him in line. But yeah, golf was good. And then I went for lunch and started drinking margies and shit. And then came back to the brown room. And Henry's dad was saying too that there's this medium that he goes to, that he's been to. Because I'm pretty skeptical about that sort of stuff. But he and Ollie were both like, no, he's these guys. Because they tried to trick him up and shit. And you just bring photos and put them up. So Dan, you don't have to tell them your full name. So there's no possible way you can look you up. Because yeah, I was quite suss. But no, they were like, they thought of every concern that I had. And they were like, they gave some pretty incredible stories and stuff from each photo. And he said that dogs come through quite a lot, quite strongly. Fuck, well, there you go. Are you considering that? I am considering it. But I don't know if it'd be too much right now. I think I'll just wait a while. Yeah. No, I'd heard of that medium. And yeah, apparently he does sound legit, man. Well, fuck. Yeah. Well, I reckon, yeah, as I said before, you pay the toll on. It's borrowed fun. It's borrowed fun. And to be honest, I don't think I can do that anymore ever. Like it's too hard. I'm too big long days. Maybe like if we started at like 5pm on a Friday and then go to like 2am on the Friday night and then on the Saturday. But it's kind of like, yeah, if you start in the morning and end in the morning on both days, that's when you run into troubles. But yeah, it was a lot of fun though. A lot of the boys came fucking Paulie, Austin, you know, Jaden, a couple of social media boys. Yeah, just shine. And then just all of our regular mates. And yeah, it was just a fucking great time. We surprised Michael. We really didn't want strippers, but we made him think there was a stripper coming. We tied him up. And then there was an old mate, George, and we were still here with. We'd flown George in from Melbourne, and he told Mark, they couldn't come. It was a surprise. It was, yeah, fuck me. That was good. And then. We should have done acid, I realized. Really? Yeah, I reckon. I reckon I would have ended it, dude. Do you know how our friend Amil bought 12 tabs of it? Yeah. That was a bit of acid going around, and our grant not doing any, because that's what I remember at the end of mine. It's up to drinking. With that, and also it was just like, everything was just fucking hilarious. Yeah. Whereas the stuff we were on, everyone was quite serious, but we did reminisce about some really old, fucked up stories, which was fun. Yeah, we did have some laughs. God, we had some laughs. Oh, Michael just pissed wherever he was standing. Yeah, well. It wasn't so offensive this time. I think you mapped out where you could do it without offending anyone. I don't think he thought about that at all. I really did. I really think he did. He didn't go for the cleaning products, like vacuums, and he didn't go for anywhere in the living room that I saw. I think he just realized. I couldn't be fucking pulling my pants down, so he just pissed while. While he was sitting. They just happened to be sitting on plastic chairs, which was good. Pissed on your own car a lot? Oh, yeah. It's respectful. No, I really think you are very respectful. I think you're growing up. Yeah, maybe. Maybe I am growing up, man. Thank you. I got to sleep with Greg on the first night. Oh, that would have been so nice. What was it like? It was really nice. We just both because it was your old mattress, the one that we fucked. So I was like so uncomfortable because it sags in the middle. So Greg and I were forced. It's so broken now. Smooshed together all night. Did you give him a little squeeze? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. And then Michael Angus on the second night. So it was just nice. Yeah, that was a good two sleeping guys. He came and looked at my dick in the next day, I think, or that night. Who? Greg. Yeah, he kept going around saying, you have a massive dick to everyone. He came in and like, I was just drying myself after a shower and he just looked at it and had a good, we had this weird connection going. I was like, I didn't know what did. I just stood there and let him have a look. That kissed Henry a few times. Yeah, I did kiss Henry. And I was hoping other people would see it, but no one did. And then it was just a secret between us. Anyway. Yeah, fuck man. It's all like, yeah, you just, yeah, you pay the toll. It's an expensive fucking toll too. Oh man, I'm like fucking, yeah, because Michael and I would pay ourselves monthly. And I paid myself like for the month, maybe like 10 days ago. And I literally have no money left already. Whoa. It was the holiday, policy stuff, barks, just all these big things at once. And I'm just like fully gone skis. What's the date? Did you pay myself like, like, it's the 18th or something. Like probably like, yeah, it's like 10 days ago. Like I even paid myself early. Yeah. Fucking hell. So anyway. Chippewa. Chippewa, me. But um, yeah, we're still doing the giveaway on the website. We've announced one winner. So if you sign up to the website and you're in the running and winning one of five of $20,000, you could win 20 grand. We're doing for giveaway and five grand lots. So that's still going. It should still be going for another week when this is out. So fucking get in there and get some of our money. Yeah, fucking. Yeah. And look, 21 days free. Should we? Let's let that'll be a nice thing to do. Why don't we call? Because Addy's sent through some of the winners. Why don't we call one and tell them that one on the podcast? That'll make us feel good. Like we're a bank or something. Yeah. It could be bankers. Exactly. All right. We're going to try this lady, Stephanie. Hello. Hello. Hello. Is this... Am I speaking with Steph? This is her partner, Darian. Yes. When we were overseas, we changed the number. But yes, Stephanie's partner. Well, we're calling to let you guys know that you've won $5,000. Oh my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. She'll be absolutely ecstatic. She's been waiting for the phone call for a couple weeks now since we've been overseas. That's awesome. Thank you guys so much. What are you guys going to do with the money? Well, she's got a bunch of cards. Perhaps she's going to pay off. Then she's got a pack. Then she'll spoil it. I think she'll keep maybe a grand to herself or something. Yeah, yeah. She's responsible. But she's... Now, it'll help her out so I promise you. Oh, well, I'm glad we can help out and really thank you guys a lot for the support. I can see you guys are platinum members. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's rare to have a girl watch our videos. It's because they're fucking disgusted. You guys must do some freaky shit in the bedroom if she's okay with watching us bad videos. She should be honest. We've been together for just over five years and she was the one introduced me to you. So, you know, it was... She loves it from, you know, a couple of years ago. She's like, you have to watch these the funniest fuckers ever. So now she loves it. Oh, we're really glad to hear it, mate. Well, we'll get you paid. We're just in the middle of a podcast, but it gave me like an hour and I'll transfer that money and then boom, boom, boom, baby. No, I worry about it. All right. Thanks again for the support, man, and enjoy the cash, eh? Thank you, Steph. Help! Help me! Hello! Lost him. Help me! Thank you, Stephanie. Don't think. Sorry. It was a strange end time. Yeah, that was an interesting end. Should we call another one? Stephanie sounded like a dude. Yeah. It was a dude. So there you go, another winner down the hatch. And, yeah, you could buy heroin with it. Yeah, I was so tempted to tell him, no, I don't know. Pardon. I want to know... I want to know. Do you guys agree that your sense of smell is different after using a certain drug and your shits smell different? Yeah, just because your noses are blocked and because fucking... Chemicals. Trash in your body. Trash, okay. I haven't really noticed the shits, but I feel like my sense of smell has died over the years. Anyway. Yeah, it was a bit rough on the old Sinuses weekend, wasn't it? This one's come from England, I think. From a guy named Oscar. Oscar in England. And he's addressed it to Matt Brown's big, shiny bald head. Yuck. What is it? You've got a thousand stickers. No way. 500 Moana stickers and 500 Spider-Man stickers. Over 30 pages of fun Spider-Man. No fucking way. So many stickers, dude. Look at all those stickers. Yeah! Pages and pages of fucking stickers. Spider-Man. That's fucking gross. That's one of the most thoughtful, but also most fucking disgusting things we've ever... Who sent that? Thank you. I didn't have a look. Oh, they didn't even put their name on it. They just sent it out of pure love. That's... They're even shit up because they say that it's 500 stickers, but they're just like the tiniest stickers. Like, look at that. There are some good-sized ones though. I don't care. That means the world to me. That's it. You got the next stickers for the next thousand podcasts. Yeah, but there, I feel that's personal. That's like a million years' worth. I might put one from each book on, but the rest will go to my personal collection. Oh, man. That is so good. Thank you. Oh! Michael's destroyed. Michael! Someone put that out of love. Don't! I'm sorry. Stop that. I'm sorry. Someone went out of their way to bring that to us. A half-regret. Maybe they wanted us to do that to us. A half-regret. No! They didn't say anything to not destroy it. Maybe they wanted us to send something nice. Oh, well... A half-regret and I'm sort of sorry. You still got that one. I'm keeping this one. Stay with us. Keep your fucking rat claws off it. All right. I think I know what this is going to be, but we'll just go for it anyway, right? What is it? Hair? Well, it's got to be, right? If they're addressing it to my bald head. By the way, I do cut my hair, so it's not really bald. If you didn't cut it, you'd look fucking ridiculous. Oh, shit. Okay. Just out of curiosity, it's got a custom declaration sticker on it. What does that mean? Does that mean customs opened it up? No, maybe they declared it to customs and said, here is my pubic hair. It's so sickening when you get it. There it is in a little satin bag. It's confirmed, guys, that we have a bag of pubic hair. Oh, no. To the pile, which we will be gluing to Matt Brown's head on the season finale of the live show. Tickets are in the description if you want to see that. So the gentleman who sent us the cardboard cutout of you guys, remember that? It's actually just behind, there it is there. I think it's just him. So, hey boys, hope you like the cardboard cutout. Here's some hair for the box with love and hugs for Boz from me and the UK. Thanks, Matt. Yeah, that was very nice. I might take that home. Thank you, dude. Yeah, you just put it over here. We'll put it with the other stuff later. Thank you guys. Thank you for sending that. I think it was Oscar was his name. If you want to send us something, guys, send it to Peerbox 256 Taken, Queensland 4018. Australia. We open everything live on the podcast, no matter what it is. All right, so just send in some shit, all right? And if it's edible, I may put it in my mouth. Maybe. If it's not edible, I might put it in my mouth. He's put petrified shit in his mouth and he's put real chili shit in his mouth. There's not much he won't put in his mouth. Is there any questions? Probably bad that we say that because I'm going to get some weird shit sent to me and you guys are going to pressure me to put stuff in my mouth. Someone sent, you know what? I would love if someone sent their foreskin. Nobody's going to send their foreskin in. People might still have their foreskin. Do you even get to keep your foreskin if you get it cut off? Well, you probably don't ask for it. Yeah, you can have an umbilical cord. People probably don't ask for it. It would be a cool thing to have. If you're an adult and you get a circumcision, send us your foreskin in. I'd love to see that. Yeah, I'd like to really. That's one thing that we haven't had before. It's going to be so tough. The odds of someone actually getting a circumcision in an adult age where there will be fleshy bits left. It's going to be so hard. Probably going to be quite small when it's dried out, but still it'd be nice to see in your mouth. Michael looks like he's a bit lost in this conversation. I just thought of something. What's up? Okay, it's a riddle. It's a Michael's riddle. Okay. What is, what feels good, but looks shit? What? A uterus. Looks good. It eats shit. No, but looks shit. What feels good, but looks shit? A uterus. Yeah. I saw someone had to remove it the other day and it just looks shit. Had a uterus removed. Oh, you mean it feels good to fuck one? Is it the uterus that you're fucking? I don't know. Isn't it something? I think so. Uterus is in there, isn't it? Well, that's what I mean. I haven't mastered it. I just thought of it. That's what I was thinking of when you were like, what are you thinking of, Michael? That was what I was thinking of. Is everything okay for you, personally? I've got a colesaur and battling mass mental issues, but yeah, I'm pretty good. So no oral sex for you? I had my first Coca-Cola today. Ever? In probably about a year. Was it no sugar or was it sugar? Vanilla. Sugar from was. So yeah, shit's going well. What made you go there? I don't know. Something I'm just fucked up, man. Feel... I see. Yeah, you didn't sleep that second night. Did you go home and just sleep? No, I tried. I went home and just passed out for like to like 6 p.m. Even though I got some sleep. There's this like sleep here, sleep there, and then I'm just sort of like lying there like... Yeah, fucked, man. I did see like the cameras go off at like 5 in the morning when the sun was up and you're walking around with your raincoat on. I don't know what you were doing. I had a raincoat on? Yeah, a yellow raincoat. What, on the first night or the second night? Second night. I don't remember putting the raincoat on. I remember a lot of things. Yeah, look, wild things happened that night. Nothing got broken though, too bad, which is nice. No, we were smart. Actually, I don't know whose idea it was. James. Yeah, to buy him some breakables. Yeah. Although I think night one, the windows on the doors came very close to shattering. Oh, yeah, I have visions of just kicking it and seeing what would happen. Oh, and I hit the back of the van with a baseball one. So the... Yeah, but we stopped you in time, I think, before the destruction. Oh, really, they're dimming the van. Yeah, I wanted to start on the van next. Oh, dude. Yeah, and it came close to like some of the few people started picking up projectiles. Our only possession. Yeah. Our only asset. It was nearly destroyed. And I didn't think you could destroy the prop car any more than what you destroyed it on the other box, but you did. Well, now I know for sure that it's properly broken. Yeah, now it's definitely not repairable. I was like, all right, fuck it. That's just great. She's definitely trying to get it fixed, still. I already tried. So, yeah, it's literally we have fucked. But it won't start. No, like, we've fucked the alignment on the wheels. We'll not... The wheels won't go on anymore because you've got to start to take them off. And when I went to drive it, it fucked the whole system. But surely we'd be able to pay to get that realigned? Yeah, probably. I'm going to put it out there. I like that bit of money. I'm going to put it out there that there's going to be more money to fix it than it is to buy a car at the same amount and level. I think now, especially if we wanted to, it's just too many little things. That's like we should do like a video, like really just turn it from that and really do it up and turn it up into a souped up like V8 supercar. Yeah. Maybe we can get... Spend like like 50 grand on it. It's got my crystal in and he can burn it around on a nice track. And then we can do like a before and after photo and everyone will be like, that's pretty cool. We'll all get in there. And we'll call the show Pimp My Ride. Whoa. Or Ride My Pimp or MTV. Because Ride My Pimp then it's like different. And then like, I can be like the Pimp and Michael's riding me the whole time. As we host the show. Whoa. Yeah. Ride My Pimp. See how funny we're being today, guys? This is our peak quality. I'm sorry. I know a lot of you people rely on us to make you laugh and kind of forget about your own worries in life for an hour or in a bit every week. But I just, I just, yeah. Everything's shit. Everything's shit. Yeah, it's just a rough one. Hopefully this doesn't last for too long. So lucky that there's a break this week. Yeah, much needed holiday. Oh, but anyway, let's just. I also think people who watch this understand as well. Yeah, it's just like. From what I've read, what people write and from what I hear. Yeah, and people keep saying, if you find their little bozzly videos, just keep sending them through because I'm just putting them all on a big fold and it's just nice to go through because there's so much like funny stories and shit I've forgotten about. So just keep sending them through and yeah, fuck me. Somebody sent me a bunch of podcast moments with him. It was pretty good. Yeah, I got that one where we all get really excited and he's like, oh, I'm crazy. Yeah, it was a beautiful, beautiful moment. He used to be just such a happy dog. What I have to do is just like a kissy sound or something and then he'd start immediately wagging his tail. His whole ass would shake. Yeah, if we came home, it's just so overjoyed. And it was contagious. Every single time I would get just as overjoyed. He always goes through your legs. Yeah. Yeah. Was that a thing from birth where he would always be between your legs? Yeah, he used to be really scared as a puppy. So whenever he got scared, he'd just run and stand in between my legs and just bark at whatever was scaring him. So then it was turned into like a comfort thing. And then he just always just stood in between my legs and he'd follow me to the toilet and like sit out, sit out of the toilet and I googled it one day. I was like, well, like, why does he do that? And apparently it's like a protection thing. Like when another dog in the pack is pissing or shitting, the other dogs like keep an eye on them because they're out of a vulnerable state. Also noticed with Boz, he, when I took care of him on a few times, I'd let him sleep on the bed and he would get up in the middle of the night, walk out. I thought he wanted to go to the toilet, but even once I let him out, he did it a few times where he'd go out and he'd walk, it's like he walked the house and like check the perimeter almost. And he'd come back. It's like he was checking to make sure everything was okay. Yeah, he always walked around a bit at night and would sleep in different spots, but he'd always come back to bed. Yeah, fuck. Anyway, what are we talking about again? Maybe, just wish I was there when he died, you know. That's my biggest regret is, because I don't let you go back there while I'm working on him. And he just would have been so scared. It sounds like it must have happened pretty quickly if you went from you giving it to him. It's not like, you know, you're away from him for ages. It was much worse than the first time he was completely limp in my arms. So fucking heavy. Anyway, so yeah guys, that's, so we're on holidays now. So we're just going to have a few days off and we'll be back next Monday and hopefully have a bit more pep in our step. Really sorry that this is not our regular podcast guys. Let us know in the comments if next time you just prefer us to just not post. But we've already had like missed two weeks. I was like, let's just get one out, you know. Just keep you guys in the loop. Yeah, I guess it's, yeah. So yeah, we'll be back next week guys. And we're definitely not the best. Definitely not the best today. We're the worst. We're the worst. Don't forget to give us a really good review from this episode. We're fucking shit. Like, comment and subscribe. Check out our live show to hear more of these banger episodes. And take care of yourselves out there everyone. And come and give your dog a big, big hug for me. Yeah, anyone that you love. If you don't have a dog, you just go hold them. And if you're thinking about, if you're thinking about getting a dog, my advice would be to don't ever do it. Get a cat. Just don't do it anyway. Goodbye, everyone. This is the last time you'll ever see this. No, no, we can't say that. Oh my God.