 Welcome everyone. Welcome to Progressive Discussions. Keto King's Progressive Discussions. It is Sunday afternoon after 3 p.m. Eastern time. It is the almost the middle of March, 2022. This is our special St. Patrick's Day show, if you wanna call it that, in honor of the Irish throughout the world and lovely tin whistle music, and I will introduce you now to my co-host, the one and only, there's only one. The one and only Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean, how are you doing? Not bad. Good, good, all right, you know, I mean, well, we're getting teased with, you know, a little early spring weather, then it goes back to Old Man Winter, and it goes back and forth. Well, let me chase the evil spirits away. All right, and I got my, I got the copper divining rods for answering questions. The crystal pendulum, I got the kazoo. The picture Kenny doing the creative dance with this. Kenny's fucking shot. Yeah, he's shot though. He wouldn't come on. He wouldn't come on, I don't think knowing that you're here, but yeah, bro, finally. You're not gonna believe what happened to me. I got fired at Home Depot now. You got fired for doing the work or everybody else? Yeah, I got fired because they said I disregarded a safety issue. And it wasn't, yeah, and it wasn't even me driving the machine. The lady was driving the machine and she was picking up a pallet and the freaking force got stuck on the rack and she went to go pick it up and the rack just ripped right off the shelf. Why is that your fault and not the woman's fault? No, it is her. She got fired too, but we both got fired because we didn't get off the fucking, we didn't get off the whole place with the gates. It was a safety issue. Oh, so now you're supposed to be a manager and you're not a manager. Yeah, but just what? On top of it, there was nobody, there was nobody in the place. Like the garden center is closed. We're outside garden. Nobody's there. They're in a fucking, there was a couple of people there. There was a customer waiting for a pallet, but he was like about 500 feet down and like they fired us because it was a safety issue, but there was nobody around. And dude, you know what I said? I said, fine. I shook the guy's hand and I left. I said, have fun. Have fun running this place in the summertime with these college students. Yeah, by far as closing off, in other words, they expected you to close things off and you're not an assistant manager or a security. No, because everybody gets safety training and that's the company policy that you got to block everything off, which is fucking bullshit. It's bullshit because there's nobody there. What the fuck? I got to block off the area for all because the stores. Guess what? You have a lot of time for driving now. Yup. And that's, dude. And you know what I did? The next following day, I applied for a fucking shop right. I got the job right on the spot. I applied for a job right and I got the job this evening. Oh, is it a union shop, right? Yup. Yeah. Is union good or no? It is? Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting a pension from that union. Oh, for real? Oh, shit. Yeah, I was in the meat cutters union when I was running seafood. Oh, shit. And it belongs to the Teamsters. The meat cutters union, I think it's called a 464, local 464. Oh, shit. It's part of the Teamsters union, AFL-CIO. Yo, you're not gonna believe this, James. Fucking last night. Oh my God. I went out fucking snow shoveling. I was snow shoveling since fucking noon. Snow. You got snow? Yeah, you got it. You didn't get no snow over there? We got like flurries, like, but it was wet, you know. Are you fucking kidding me? We got like fucking six inches over here, dude. No. In some places. Yeah. We didn't even get a half inch. Holy shit. Wow. My girl was right about this fucking area over here. Holy shit. In your area, including people that live in the Poconos, people that live in upstate New York, everyone has to have a four-wheel drive vehicle. Dude, you're not lying, man. I was coming from the shop, right? Dude, I got this fucking, I got this car. It's front-wheel drive. It's pretty good in the weather and everything, but it's not good in fucking slushy fucking snow. Let me tell you. Well, you gotta have those snow tires on the front wheels. No, my fucking heart was in my stomach. Luckily, I know how to fucking drive because, dude, I don't even know how to fuck I made it. And my girl told me, I took the two most dangerous roads over here. That way it snows. They're the most two dangerous roads. And I took both of them to the fucking house and I can't believe I fucking made it. Nothing beats ice. I don't care if it's four-wheel drive or not. In my opinion, nothing beats ice and Black Ice is the worst. But you remember the Rocky movie when he fought the Russian and he was training in Siberia and the... Oh yeah, yeah. Remember the Russians that were following him had the chains around the tire? Yeah. They still sell those, I heard. Oh, shit. Those are great. I mean, if you live in an area where the winters are bad. I thought they... Somebody told me that they were illegal. Are they illegal? Well, you can't use them around here, Mr. Clean, because they'll damage the asphalt. You know, you gotta be in an area that gets, you know, bad withers and heavy snow, a lot of ice, you know? I just wanna say good morning to Masumi. Good morning, my dear Masumi from Japan. Good morning to you. It is now 4.14 a.m. Monday in the Tokyo area. So good morning to Masumi. We have people from all over the world. So... Yeah, so that really sucks, but you know what? I was gonna start off bashing retail and businesses because I noticed what's going on. And I took a video when I was in the front end of Shoprite. Shoprite is a franchise-owned supermarket, but it's not just Shoprite. It's all department stores, supermarkets. What they're doing is they're scheduling less and less cash years to work the front end. So people are forced, because they get pissed off and frustrated. They're forced to go on a self-checkout section. Yeah, yeah. And no, dude, they don't like it, dude. Listen, if more people go, this is what's, I know how they think. If more people go to the self-checkout, now they have an excuse to lay off more cash years. Yup, yeah. And hire less cash years. So this is like greed. This is corporate greed in retail and in food service. Okay, you piss people off and then they go to self-checkout. Now they're all doing it and also they're all price gouging. Of course, I mean, you know, like a whole industry jacks up the prices, you know? Like what they're doing now with the oil and the gas and everything. Yup. You know, they're all jacking it up. And I'm gonna see if I can bring up the video of what I took when I was in the front end of shop right. But you know what? Before I do that, tell the story about car shield before I forget. Car shield, Jesus man. Yeah, from the beginning. Now, this is what happened. I had ordered, I seen a commercial on TV. They're saying, oh yeah, you pay $50 a month and that's like a warranty on your car for, you know, as long as you pay $50 a month, it's warranty. So now- Hello, Craig Swanson, greetings to you. Happy Sunday. Hi, Craig. All right. So I mean, they say if you pay $50 a month, anything goes on your car, anything goes or whatever it's covered. But there's a catch to it because not everything is covered. It's only the transmission, the motor, only major parts. Like the small parts, like for instance, like a starter, a battery, an alternator, that's separate. You have to pay more money. You gotta pay more than $50 a month to have that covered. But they don't say that. They don't say that until you get the service. So they never, they actually never covered me. Now they don't even cover the towing and they say they covered the towing. They don't cover it. They tell you they cover the towing, but they don't, you have to pay for your own towing. So now, once you get it over to- He's late. Yeah, go ahead. Once you get it over to the dealer, they tell you what the damage is. So then the dealer sends it to car shield. And then car shield comes back and says, oh, well, this is not covered. This is not covered. You don't qualify for this and this is not covered. Okay, so they say $50 a month, everything is covered. I'm paying $50 a month for this service yearly. They're telling me everything is covered and then I get to run around that it's not. So now the car is not covered. The towing's not covered because my car is broken down. That's not covered. And then they say they're gonna send you, they're gonna send me a check, like whatever's covered. Like I gotta pay for everything and then they send me the money. I gotta pay for it out of my pocket and then they send me, does that make any sense? Because I already paying them $50 a month as it is. So that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, he's in the studio recording a bass guitar right now, Craig. He sent me the video. So he's telling me the truth. Yeah, so in other words, the commercial gives you the impression that it's some kind of auto repair insurance and they pay for all issues with your vehicle. There's not, there's only, look, if your motor goes or your trans goes, that's the only thing that they cover, the motor and the trans. If anything else goes wrong on the car, they don't cover it. What the fuck good is that? Yeah, exactly. So the motor and the trans, what are your percentage if the motor and the trans go? What is the percentage of that? Rare, rare. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, you're gonna pay $50 a month. How much is that a year? I mean, just add that up. It's so ridiculous. No, it sounds like a scam to me. It is, it is a scam. I mean, and then when it breaks down, if the motor, if your motor and your trans breaks down and you gotta get a tow truck, you gotta pay for that tow truck and they reimbursed you that money. Why should you have to pull any money out of your pocket? If everybody's paying $50 a month for the service, shouldn't you think they have money? And I wonder how long you have to wait to get reimbursed. It's like, it takes, I think about two weeks for them to send you the money. Yeah, but what is the, where is the incentive for paying for this, these premiums, the car shield? I mean. That's nuts. It's, yeah, it's fucking crazy. So if they- I'm like, so I told them, I had an argument where I told them so I might as well fucking hook up my insurance company to this shit and put warranty on my insurance company if I'm gonna do that. What the fuck? Yeah, you might as well pay premiums with your insurance. Why? Yeah, it's, oh dude, you're not gonna believe this. This is another one with car insurance. This is another one. Art Robinson, happy Sunday to you. Greetings, my friend. Hi. Yeah. So- What happened to your insurance? No, so now the insurance, remember when I left Lowe's back in October last year? Well, I thought that I thought the insurance switched over the home depot by my car insurance. My car insurance never switched over. Dude, I've been driving with no insurance since October. I just got insurance this month. And dude, you know the cheapest insurance? I got two fucking points on my license. You know how much they're charging me for insurance? How much? They were gonna charge me 300, no, $400 a month. It's one insurance company. What? Yeah, no, no, no, that's not done yet. That's all, they were gonna charge me about $6,000 a year for insurance. Holy. What company is fucking you over with this? That was Liberty Mutual. Cause all the people- All the stupid commercials by the Statue of Liberty. Yeah. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, they said that, oh yeah, you could save 200, you could save 2,300 on your car insurance. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you, Liberty Mutual. I got an inch in the middle of my formula. What the fuck are you saving? What, cause I got two points? And then they said, and then get this, I got a couple accidents, but they weren't my fault. So I get charged for accidents that are not my fault. Are you fucking kidding me now? Fuck you. Get a fucking job, these motherfuckers. What about the people that are not, what about the people that are not driving? Like, what about the people that are not driving with insurance? What happens? Like, dude, when they get in an accident, the other person's fucked. Now, all these, you know, when I had, before I lost my car in the flood, because by the way, once your engine takes in water, nine times out of 10, your engine is shut. Yeah. And I had the car, I got quotes from all the popular insurance companies that are on TV. Geico, the general progressive Liberty Mutual. They all were rip-offs, they all gave me high quotes. I believe it. Particularly for mandatory minimum liability that the state says you have to get. They were charging me over $1,000 and it wasn't even a new car. Okay, now the AARP recommended, recommended the Hartford Insurance Company. You know, they have like an image of a big buck and elk with the horns. Oh yeah, okay. The Hartford, do you know they had, they gave me a really reasonable rate. They quoted me a rate that was much cheaper than all the famous insurance companies. So I dealt with the Hartford and they were very nice and very responsive. And when you call them, they weren't assholes to you and they had, they gave me the best rate of all. My sister, I think still has New Jersey manufacturers, which is an excellent company by the way. Oh, I heard that. I don't know. I think I got a quote from them. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad, but I think I got a quote from them. Yeah, I don't like this no fault bullshit. You know, no fault, they even have it with divorces. No fault of wars, no, no, listen. If somebody's guilty, the guilty should be punished and they should pay. Yup. Not everybody, you know. Yup. I just want to answer, Ronnie, yes. You know, a person should also, you know, they should show up. They should also show up for a live stream show when they say they're gonna show up for it and not change their mind the last minute. Because the reason why I didn't show up the last couple of times, I was still at work until like four o'clock. No, no, no, you had a legitimate excuse. I'm talking to Ronnie on alpha males before and he says he wants to be on. Now all of a sudden he don't want to be on. You know, because there's no, there's no booze hounds, there's no spinning wheel, spinning wheel, and all that crap, you know? Yeah, when somebody has to be at fall after the police report, we're in accident. You know, there's no- No, but that- Crap. That's what I'm saying. They fucking, the fucking guy went through the stop sign and hit me. Maybe I should have fucking sued the guy. I would have got fucking money, man. What, you gotta turn around and sue everybody today? Like, what the fuck? Like, doesn't make sense. Yeah, thank God, me too, Bart Robinson. No, I don't believe that. I don't believe that, because he said he could join. And then all of a sudden his wife says he can't join. For real? Why, what is it, is it a rated X show or something? No, I know people, men, married men, that their wives literally say, you know, they either can't join a live show with their friends, or they can't hang out with their friends, or they can only hang out with their friends for like one or two hours a week. I know a guy- Yeah, yeah, they gotta fucking schedule. The wife gives him a schedule that he has to abide by. You know, it's like dinner. You always have to compromise. Oh, well, what do you feel like having if you didn't? And then when you want to watch something on TV, and the woman says, oh, I don't want that. I want to watch some chick flick. I don't want to watch what you want to watch. And then you say, and then if you say, you want to go into the family room and on the other TV and watch what you want, they say, oh, you don't want to spend quality time with me. Yeah, so quality time with Spudger legs. You can watch your show, Spudger legs. I'm not kidding, Bart. Bart, I'm not kidding. Yeah, yeah, it's rated triple X, sure it is. Yeah. Now I'll join. I'm just going to take a shower real quick. I lost an hour of sleep. Listen, when you take a shower, remember, what Ed Norton said on the honeymoon, there's always hope where there's water and soap. And I've been trying to tell a friend of mine, I've been trying to tell a friend of ours, can't create Kenny Padula about the hope of water and soap. He just don't sink in, you know? No, dude, he lost an hour of sleep. Dude, I've been shoveling all fucking day yesterday from 12 o'clock noon to fucking 12 o'clock midnight. Happy days in here again. So I can't believe that they fired me, man. They fired me fucking. And even at long as they fired me because I said a joke to somebody, you fucking believe this? What is this fucking world coming to, man? Oh, yeah, you try to walk on eight shells nowadays because you have to be afraid of offending people now. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry, man. You didn't even use curse words when you told that joke. No, I didn't. What was that, Lowe's? Yeah, they were fucking little fucking college kids. They fucking suck these assholes. They're with their rich parents. They're fucking spoiled, fucking rotten. And all the booze hounds that don't join. Yeah. Abafangoo, abafangoo. That's a towel. I hurt my arm. It's all red now. Holy crap, you see what you people did to me? You motherfuckers. Yeah, my fucking back's killing me from yesterday. Listen, your lower back, I bet. You know, you should get one of those braces with the Velcro for your lower back, you know? No, I have one. I left it home. Fucking stupid ass I am. Why don't you, listen. Why don't you leave it clean? Why don't you leave it in the trunk of your car? Yeah, I have to. But I went with this other guy. Oh, okay. He picked me up in his truck and I completed for that. Mark Robinson, I only use the shower head. The shower head imported from Italy called Cyroflex. It is designed, it is illegal to sell it. It's not from China? No, no, no. It is illegal to sell it in American stores because it is for people with low water pressure or low flow, there's no low flow. This is super powerful, like a waterfall shower. I'm telling you, I only use Cyroflex. And no matter where I ever lived, I always took that hotel style water saving piece of crap off. And that's why I got my pipe wrench, Uncle Frank that I called. Because he always shaped like a letter F. A pipe wrench, I put my shower head, I put the Cyroflex on and let me tell you, it's a pleasure. I don't go for these low flow, like the Seinfeld episode, low flow. Oh no, you can't tell jokes at work. Yeah, they got a reason for telling a joke and then this other lows, right? Yeah, they said it was too, they said the joke was too sexual. Yeah, okay, whatever. It's too sexual. Look what Bart said. This guy hits the nail right on the head. He's very cool. He lives in South Jersey near Philly, you know, in the pine near the near world, the dairy farms and the pine barons are. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're the Jersey devils. This country is a giant snowflake. Everyone's feelings are hurt. So fucking, fucking, yeah. And the other thing about the fucking mass, about the stupid mass, you know how many people got in fights because people didn't have masks on? Are you fucking, I got in a fight with a guy in a fucking 7-Eleven because I didn't have my fucking mask on. Mr. Clean is not very clean. Are you kidding me? He takes showers, man. He's, he sucks his stuff. He scrubs his balls, everything. His, his athhole. He don't have no swamp ass. Mr. Clean, he's saying Mr. Clean is not very clean. What the fuck? You're damn tooting, I wear a mask and only when there's people around me. I don't want nobody spitting there, friggin' Armatron, Armageddon, whatever the fuck this, this mutation is called. It's, you know, I don't want them spitting their deadly viruses on me, Sprite. I went to, yeah. I went to the doctor, right? Listen to this. I went to the doctor, I said, Doc, I gotta, I gotta runny nose and I'm coughing. Look what you did to your arm. Yeah, by going to a buff on ghoul a thousand times. Holy shit. Because of these people that only, that only come on for booze hounds. So, I was. Hold on, I got an itch in the middle of my forehead. In the middle of my forehead. All right, yeah. I told you, I told you my show was a good. Wait, what was I talking about? I lost it. I don't know. You lost, I interrupted you. You were talking to the doctor. I know, you just made me laugh. The doctor, right? You went to the doctor. Oh, yeah. I went to, I said, Doc, because I had a doctor's appointment and regular checkup, right? Oh, I. You took it while you're mad. I am drunk. Fucking car. Yeah. That's for jackasses. That's a good way to die. There's nobody in the car. All right, go ahead. You went to get a checkup exam. Look, I went to get a checkup, right? I went to the doctor and I said, it was just a normal checkup. I said, Doc, I've been coughing and I've been sneezing, right? Right. I've been coughing, sneezing, my nose is stuffy. And I was like, dude, I think I might need an antibody. Here we set the meat. Oh, you got to get it. You got to get a virus check. We have to check you for the virus. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I don't have the virus, man. If I had the virus, it'd be fucking dead, man. You mean, you kidding me? He wants you to get COVID checked. Like, come on, are you fucking kidding me? I said, Doc, just give me the fucking med. I don't need a COVID check. I had the fucking, I had the shots and everything. I don't, I just need something to get rid of this cough. Just give me a fucking cough medicine. Like, really? So I had to have get a fucking test. I didn't even call them. I don't even get the fuck. They didn't call me, so I don't think I have the virus, but I didn't call them. They didn't call me. I have no idea. I didn't even get my results. No? No, I didn't get them. I got a doctor's appointment in another week. Next week, I got to go back anyways. Sweet. Bro, I was outside, like shoveling snow, throwing snow around. You really think I would be able to do that? Do you think I would be able to do that if I had the fucking virus, like throw snow around like a fucking animal? No, I don't think so. Ronnie's 100% with you, with all the stuff that we complain about. I mean, he'll come on. He just has to take a shower and, yeah, don't forget to rinse properly and don't forget to soap up your body and your hair, you know? Yeah, you know what I do? I take the water and I spray it up my asshole. I get the real hard spray. But, you know, I tell you one thing, there is no swamp ass with me when I take a shower, because that side reflects water. It really penetrates my anus. In my back, I had it on my back last night for 20 minutes and it feels better. I suds up everything. The scrotum, you know? The shlong, the ass crack. Behind my ears, I wash behind my ears. I wash in my ears. I wash... Kenny needs to take a fucking shower. Is Kenny still alive? Did he talk to you? I don't know. Was he dead yet? Yeah, he's still alive, but I think Kenny needs to get the big laundry soap, the big giant bottle of laundry soap. They used to call it octagon soap when I was a kid. Yeah, he needs the heavy duty... No, he don't have armor. Why, you got the main shots and you got the booster, like I did, right? I didn't get the booster, no. I just got the two main shots. They get the booster. I got all Moderna, the funky called Moderna. I got all the Moderna. And let me see if I can bring this up. I need a fucking shotter, right? I need a testosterone shot. Potatocerone. You know what? You know what boost testosterone? And it was proven, it was proven. Go to like a GNC or vitamin shop and ask them for ashwagandha extract capsules. Extract. Ashwagandha is an Indian herb that it blue sky rockets your testosterone. No way. Yeah, no, no, trust me. That's over the counter? Yep, yep, yep, yep. But you got to get the standardized extract as a percentage. It says standardized extract. Oh, okay. You got to, okay, let me see. Yeah, let me see if my D-30 is showing. We are the one. Dude, I feel like going to fucking back to sleep, man. Okay, let me see now. What the hell is that? No, let me see, I'm doing a share. I'm doing a share. Okay, this is what happened to me, a shot, right? Here by the cash register is here, the front end of shot, right? And only in the center. Oh, shit. Hold on, let me do this again. That fucking pencil-naked geek. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking geek, that fucking geek. Kenny's a pencil-naked. Yeah, he is a pencil-naked. He's fucking cocksucker. Hold on. Now I gotta do it over again, son of a bitch. Holy fuck. Motherfucker. They said I lost time last night. I didn't lose no time. I've been losing time all my life. You don't lose time? You don't lose no time? Oh, my life, I've been losing time. I should just leave that alone. Arizona doesn't practice it, leave it alone. What is it that I fall back, spring ahead? Or spring home? I know. You know, just leave it. Fucking stupid, man. It is stupid. All right, let's do this again. P3. Well, well, look what we have here by the cash registers here. The front end of shot break, owned by Ann Sarah. Palisades Park, New Jersey. We, again, once again, we have a lack of cashiers scheduled for duty. And the lines are exceptionally long. Look at that. Yeah. It's important they want people to get frustrated. Yeah. They want people to get frustrated. You okay? They get frustrated so they use the self-checkout area over there and then they can lay off more cashiers. They're doing this at other markets. They're doing this at department stores. They're doing this at banks. You know, people, loans. Corporate greed is corporate American greed is where it is. They want you to go over there and use the self-checkout. They get people pissed off and frustrated. And then if you call the main office, they more than likely apologize to you profusely and do nothing. Nothing but apologize. Look at the long lines here. This is totally contempt of the customer. It really is. You know? No, no, it's okay. I don't, I don't believe it. Fuck, it's not for the customer. Fucking dying, man. Yeah, yeah, it's a... That's horseshit. It's, they're doing that. They're, they're turning, they call full-time hours now, 30 or 35 instead of 40. Yeah. You know what that is? That's so they don't have to pay full-time benefits. Yeah. I'm telling you, they're sneaking. What they really want deep down is to bring back slave labor. Yeah. And that's what, that's what privatized prisons are. That's corporate owned slave labor and the government ending. Of course they pay off people in Washington to utilize all that underhanded shit. Yeah, Ronnie S says get the booster, get that booster. Disinformation will not, will not be tolerated. Yes, and that's another thing. All the lies that they allow on social media, like Zuckerberg lets all the scammers, and I mean, Instagram is loaded with scammers. Worst of all Facebook, which he owns both. So anyway, we got price gouging, right? We got price gouging, Mr. Clean, any, any industry. I mean, I remember price gouging from way back. When I was a kid and SUVs became popular, they became the fad, right? Yeah. They jacked up the prices of SUVs sky hot. Yup. Now they jacked up the prices of electric cars. You know that, that dark blue Chevy Silverado pickup on that advertised on a Superbowl? I heard it was like that's a hundred grand, a hundred thousand dollars, but I'll fuck him a little later. Oh, I'm talking to James. I'm on live with him on the computer. Yeah. Why are you coming home? Oh, I said hi. Okay. Oh, James said hi. Oh, she got a new, how's she like her new job? She like it? Oh, no, she didn't start yet. Same thing with his shop, right? Oh, she didn't start yet. Oh, you got the new Dick Tracy watch. You were talking to her on your watch? Yeah, I got her on the watch right now. Oh, you like Dick Tracy. Remember Dick Tracy used to talk to people on his watch? Yeah. Cool. Mr. Clean is really ahead with technology there. You know, yeah, that's really a shame though. I mean, but this, these are all sneaky underhanded tactics used by these companies. But yeah, getting back to, yeah, with car shield, you got to understand people. Any advertisement that has a lot of hype, like it could be an infomercial product, anything. I mean, like for instance, the Flex Seal tape doesn't do quite what it does on the commercial. I know. I tried it out, you know, so anything with hype, anything where somebody's jumping up and down and getting all excited or trying to be funny, like the liberty, like the liberty mutual commercials and annoying progressive with that woman flow and wearing a white outfit and that geek that does the commercial with her. Yeah. This is all bullshit. I mean, something that's for real that is high quality and is honest. They're not going to do loud commercials. They don't have to. No. Like remember, remember the Honda commercial, the car that sells itself. Remember that? You don't need, listen, you don't need to, you don't need to twist people's arms to buy a Honda Accord. My sister has a Honda Accord and it's like a little thing. Yeah. What's the matter? She loves it. Bad who? Are you kidding me? Oh my God. That's probably because I left because they fired me. Oh my God. This guy put in his two weeks notice. The guy from Home Depot, the manager. The manager put in his, ah, karma. This is karma, Mr. Clean. You hear everybody? Oh shit. You hear viewers? This is karma. These are the people at Home Depot that screwed over Mr. Clean. Now the manager put in his two weeks notice. Oh my God. Not like karma, man. Good, good. Ed is fucked. I was talking to Linda and me in position. I would take it because you know what I mean? Yeah. And she goes, because Becky really likes you. Yeah. So she goes up to Becky and say, look, you know, if you guys offered me a head catcher position, I would take it. You know what I mean? Because we might need more people in garden coverage. So I might talk to Becky about it and see. I don't know. If they offered it to me, but I could lay it on the table and look. Since you guys aren't offering me this, I'm putting in my two weeks because I got a better paying job. If you guys want me to stay here, offer me something. Yeah, exactly. I can put it up to them that way. She could very easily be a front end manager for the cashiers. Yeah, but they already got, they just got one and he wasn't even in the department. He was in another department. And that's what's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. And they might, and Jenelle doesn't want it. They might give it to me right now. Yeah, probably. One who runs customer service. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She told me that Vanessa, the other girl, they offered her the head catcher position and she convinced them not to give it to her. Oh. And I told Linda, I said, you know, if they offered it to me and Vanessa found out, you know, she put up this thing. She goes, yeah, but Vanessa's not equipped to do it. She'll put everybody where she wants them so she can walk around. Yeah. And that's not what you're supposed to do. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We'll talk to you here when you get here. Okay. All right. Love you. Yeah, I mean, I mean, Bro, that's messed up. I can't believe they didn't. I keep the fucking manager of the department put the supervisor of the department put his two weeks notice in. Holy shit. Because they were gonna give me my, drop my license for the machine, but they fucking turned around and fired me. So he found out about it. So they fucking know. Oh, you know what? Karma has a tendency to bite people on the ass very hard. Like a crocodile, like a crocodile. And it's a blessing. And now a little celebration for Karma. Yes. I know. Who else is watching us? Oh, we've got a bunch of people here. So, yeah, so, yeah. So anyway, we, That's crazy. We probably heard her talk about this guy Ken Kree. Now, you know, he turned out to be like a pathological bullshit artist. Yeah, he is. And it's not even funny. He is. And, you know, it reminds me of the show I did years ago called the cheapest motherfuckers that ever lived. And me and Mr. Clean, we had to talk about it. You know, like I knew this guy named Robert Mercedes. He was an accountant. He looked just like Woody Allen. And Robert Mercedes was so cheap. He used to save all the coupons in his wallet, even the ones that were expired for years. And he had rubber bands like George Costanz. He had rubber bands around his wallet, both ways, so all that shit wouldn't fly up. Okay. Now, Robert Mercedes was also so cheap that he used to turn the night lights off on his 85-year-old. Oh, listen to this. You're fucking involved in the night lights. Bro, there's some people that fucking pull their plugs out. If they got something plugged in, they think they actually think the electricity's running. They pull out their plugs. Like, are you fucking kidding me? You know how much electricity is going through a fucking plug that the light's not on? Are you kidding me? My grandfather used to do it. I got arrested. So he used to pull the plugs out of everything. Like, what the fuck, man? It's like, it's either off or it's on. Oh, it's still using electricity. It's not, are you kidding? How much electricity does he use it? Like a fucking, are you kidding me? There ain't no current going. There's no current going through the line. Oh, let me tell you about cheap Kenny. I gotta tell you a story. Listen to this. We were working one day, right? I'm doing landscaping. We're going to Dunkin' Donuts to get some coffee. So I said, oh, shit, I actually left my fucking wallet on and I didn't have my license on me. So I had my money in my wallet. So then I said, damn, man, we don't have no, I gotta go back home, I gotta get my wallet. We don't have no money to get coffee. So I said, Kenny, do you have anything right now? Like you can cover us for, you know, for here to buy just three small coffees, dude. That's all you had to get. And the other guy wanted a donut. I said, yeah, maybe I'll get two donuts. I says, just cover us now when I get home, you know, I'll reimburse you, I'll give you the money back. Dude, you know what he did? He went in and got his own shit and he didn't get us a coffee. He came out with a coffee for him and that was it, bro. And I was like, Kenny, what's your problem, dude? Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, I was about to smash the coffee in his face, bro. That's so fucking rude. And he's working with me, bro. And I'm paying him at the end of the day. It's not like I'm not gonna give him his money. Are you, you get what I'm saying? Like, talk about fucking being a real asshole. He connives. He tries to get other people to pay for him. Like all the time, even no matter how cheap it is, if it's a buttered roll or a coffee. Yeah, he used to make, there were some days where he made almost more money than me. Son of a bitch. What about when he worked with you and it was the weather was really, really bad and he banged on your door for his pay immediately? Yeah, oh, in the rain. In the rain with his sneakers and an umbrella. And you know how much money I owed him? $30. Was this like the same day or the morning after? No, this is the morning after because it was raining that day. Cause you know, I do landscaping. It wasn't working. So I was raining in the bad weather. He's banging on your door. Yeah. Well, in my house, they used to call me. You don't even know how to ring a fucking doorbell. He calls me like, like I'm a fucking animal. Well, he's a cov-on. He's a cov-on. Yeah, for those like, oh man, you got like $30. I need it. I'm like, yeah. He needs it for- I opened a window. Yeah, I opened a window. He needs it for fucking weed or smoking or whatever. He needs it for cartons of cigarettes. Yeah. Yeah. He's a chain smoker. Now, for those that don't know, Mr. Clean ran his own landscaping business for many years, you know. Yeah, make your mind. And then he, Mr. Clean sold all his equipment to move to Orlando, Florida with his, at that time, wife. Yeah, ex-wife now, but. Yeah, and there was a big mistake. That was a big mistake for him. What a dickhead I am. I fucking gave up my business for abroad, you believe that? Never fucking give up your business for fucking abroad. And never, gentlemen, never move into the, like if you're engaged, right? Or if you want to live with somebody and not get married or if you want to get married, never move into the girl's apartment or house, no matter where it is. Don't move into her place because then if you think she's bossy, normally, forget about it, if you move into her place. No, don't move into her place when her parents live there. That's even fucking worse. Because then they're constantly putting their two cents in. And then it's three against one. Yeah, it's three against one. And they're constantly barking out orders, telling you what to do, you know, without. You're not even asking them for their opinion. No, and what about when she went on a fucking vacation without me? Oh no, we can't go, we don't have enough money. Well, I'm going anyway. Okay, go with your fucking money. She'd work three days and go on vacation. You fucking kidding me? And I was left home fucking working, breaking my fucking ass. Listen, people, concentrate on this. Do not try to save money on a vacation by staying with family. If they happen to live in South Florida or they happen to live in somewhere really nice, do not stay with them to save money on a hotel resort because then you got to compromise with them every day for breakfast, lunch, dinner. And then they start asking you to be their chauffeur with the rent the car. And you're hanging out with these people like fucking all day and night, you know. It's not worth saving the money. You know, go, book it with an all-inclusive, go to a resort, especially all-inclusive or something. Don't stay with relatives. Do yourself. Fuckin' bullshit. Yeah, it is fucking bullshit. And it's absolute bullshit. Now, oh, I wanna show you something. Now, you know, the pet trade, pet stores, pet co-pets, Mark, exotic pets and popular pets. Could be aquariums, it could be any lizard. These people, their prices in the pet trade are rip-off. They're rip-off. Like, for instance, like they'll sell, if you go to a pet co-op pet store, they'll be selling crushed walnut shell for bedding for birds. Also a replacement for sand for like desert creatures. So they sell this crushed walnut shell. It's supposed to be better than sand, but they sell it for a higher price. Now, look what I found. Talk about saving money. Let me see if I can get this. JPM, I'll be right back. Yeah, sure. I gotta take care of some business. Oh, I understand. I perfectly understand. Let me try to find this. They don't make it easy, do they? Let's see. Oh, shit. Here we go again. Hmm. And let me go again. Oh, there goes that. What was that idea? I'm gonna have to go back and try it again. Try it one more time. Now you see, it won't go, I'm trying to make it. I don't know why it's going, I don't know why it's going to, or this is really fucked up. Why is it going to Facebook Messenger? Well, if it's not cooperating, I'm not gonna use it. All right, you see this stuff, the same ground walnut shell sold in pet shops is sold in Home Depot for sandblasting and 10 pound bags. I can't get the fucking page. I can't get the fucking page itself to open up. How much is it? 12.99, okay. 12.99 for 10 pounds, where if you buy one pound of it, they'll charge you 12.99 for one pound of the same damn thing. So what I'm trying to say is, always check with your plant department or your department outside, sell stuff outside. It could be sandstone tiles or in the plant department, they have the coconut bricks, the coconut fiber bricks, you put it in water and then it expands. Oh, okay. They sell that for like over 20 bucks now in the pet store. You go to Home Depot to plant the farmer and they sell that for a few bucks. Solid coconut fiber brick. So what I'm saying is don't be quick to get ripped off by the retail Petco or PetSmart or even worse, a small independently owned mom and pot. Mom and pot pet store, they're the biggest crooks. Wow. Yeah, they're the biggest crooks. Now, what the fuck happened to, is it bad, is it bad influence on young James? Is that like young Rascals, the group from the 60s? Headed to my brothers for a delicious Italian dinner. Check you later. Oh, enjoy. Are you kidding me? Bring us some food. Sunday dinner, man, Sunday dinner. Good. Let me see if I can play an Italian song. Tarantella. Pizza pie, I'm making a pizza. Remember Poppy on the sign file, he went to the men's room, took a shit, took a piss and then brushed his hair with his fingers and didn't wash his hands and he starts to make, he starts to rub, to knead his face. He starts to make a pizza pie. Hey Jenny, I'm gonna make a very special pizza pie for you and my, and my watch. He's poking hands that he didn't even wash. The pizza pie. And a pizza pie. Oh my God, man. Oh, the joke. Oh, what kind of a joke? You remember the joke you told when you got fired from Lowe's? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're the one that sent it to me. Oh, yeah, Ronnie, I forgot. Ronnie S wants to know what it, if you remember, at least. Yeah, you said something about the Olympics because there's all different types of, you know, like sports for the Olympics and they should have one for, they should have one for masturbation. Oh, you mean to see who would hold out the longest before coming? Yeah, I mean, dude, I said it with a bunch of guys, it wasn't even women around. They're fucking bunch of pussies. Like with the shot put, it's whoever throws the shot, the farthest. So with the whacking off, waxing the old Bishop. Fucking asshole, man. Choking his chicken, it would be whoever. And then they said, oh, I said to the lady, the lady from corporate called me because, you know, they were doing an investigation. And she said, oh, that's against company policy. I'm like, what's against company policy? What the fuck did I say wrong? That's the way of life, lady. That's what I said to the lady. Unbelievable, isn't it? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? You know how many times I joked around the one I used to when I used to work in Patterson and then I worked in East Hanover, how many times I was joking around? And then I came over here. Oh, one of those guys ratted you out, Ronnie S says. Yeah, they're fucking pussies. Yeah, he was a brown noser. He was a pussy, he was a company man. He was a suck-up, ass-kisser, sycophant, whatever you want to call him. And those people are fucking nauseating. Yeah, they're fucking rich, they're rich fucking kids with their families. They all do things by the book. You got to be careful what you say, you know. You know, my friend Kenny Thieson in Boca Raton, Florida says the rich kids down there have like $40,000 golf carts. Jesus Christ. That's the writing around it. Well, let me tell you, this guy, these ass-kissers, they definitely, not only do they have raisins for balls, they have raisinettes for balls. Yeah. You know, raisinette, it's a chocolate covered raisin but small. There's a rat in Lowe's in New Jersey. Yes, certainly is. Yeah, I know. Certainly. Oh, get this, you didn't even hear the half of it. Somebody called me on my phone asking me if I want my job back because I got fired for saying like a nasty joke and somebody fucking crank called me. They were crank calling me for like three days straight. And I said to the guy, I says, bro, you think you're really funny? I said, who is this? Who has my information? Because it's somebody that I knew, somebody was pulling my leg. So they called me and they said that, oh, do you want your job back at Lowe's? I'm like, who the fuck is this? He's like, it's the manager. And then somebody was calling me at like 11, 12 o'clock at night. And there's no managers in the fucking store at 11 o'clock at night, bro. Unbelievable. They're calling me and they're crank calling me. I said, bro, he stopped calling me because I told him, I said, bro, I'm going to find out who you are and where you live so you better stop calling me. And then I never heard from him again because he fucking got scared. You want to get even with him. The easy way is that it's something they sell in auto, auto stores. It's called the, there's two items. It's one is Permatex gasket remover and the other one is called zip strip. And I'm not sure if they still make it, but if you pour it on the hood of their car, like it'll strip, it'll take the paint off right down to the metal. That's crazy. No, and I told him, I said, bro, you don't know who you're dealing with because I got family that's in law enforcement. I have somebody that's a, that, you know, that's a lawyer. I got the couple of people that I know that, you know, one guy I know is a lieutenant. I know a couple of sergeants. So if I was you, I'd stop calling my phone because I'm going to find out where you are. And he never called me again. Yeah. Well, they're like trolls. You know, trolls are, they have like keyboard courage. They're, they're pussies. They, they probably live in their mother's basement. Yup. Yeah. They have no life. You know, I was speaking of life. Someone, someone I know told me he wants to be on the show to talk about alpha male red pill talk. Where the hell would have? Where's, where's Michael Hilton, man? I don't know. He said he was going to show up. Maybe he went on vacation. He said he was going to show up. You don't show up. Maybe he went to, maybe he went to South America. I don't know. I mean, but when he goes live, he talks a mile a minute. You don't stop talking. And then, and then, but he wants to go solo and have every, you know, everybody go on his show and be the center of attention, but he won't go on other people's show. Now, now he's like, he's a big star, you know? So anyway, back, back at the ranch. So we'll wait for Ronnie to get all dry from the shower and dry his hair. Hopefully he doesn't, he's not the type to use it. An air dryer, hot air blower. I use a towel because I don't, I don't like my hair to be dry and frizzy. Look what happened to my hair when I did the, when I, when I permed it, I used to perm my hair. I don't know what happened to it. That was when perms were popular. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you ever see the, I'm telling you that the, do you ever check out, I showed you the electric razor I got from Amazon. Oh yeah. You can, you can, it's from Taiwan. You can use it, it's waterproof. You can use it wet or dry. Oh, shit. I used it wet with the shaving cream. Let me tell you, it just glided like nothing. It was just, whew. It's like incredibly close and smooth and you know, it's the best, the best shaving tool I ever had in my life. It's only 20 bucks and it blows away, people were saying, they were given a five stars. It blows away Norelco, Remington. Oh, shit. Yeah. But for 20 bucks, I mean, you got to give them credit. Asian, Asian electronics are number one. You know, it's like, if you bought a, if you got like a Bluetooth speaker, which you have, you know, it always pays to pay, you know, spend more money and get like a good name. Yeah. And you get like surround sound and you get like impeccable sound with your music. And yours was great. Yours is great. Hey, those rubber things work that help keep the Bluetooth on your dashboard. Which one? Yeah, remember those rubber pads I gave you for the Bluetooth speaker? Oh yeah. They help? Oh yeah, definitely. So Ronnie, it must be done with a shower. That's it. That's it. I'm not going to mention the show for free. At Lowe's. Yeah. Yeah, sure. I'm not going to mention the show any more on the alpha males thing. I'm just going to put the link, except for people, my friends that I know are reliable. I'm just going to put the link in the comment section right here on YouTube and that's it. Because they people are full of shit. You know, I mean people that are known to be unreliable and full of shit. People with a reputation of being reliable and reliable. Jesus Christ. St. Patrick's Day parade. Yeah, St. Patrick's Day, like you say. They're having it now in your town? Yeah. Yeah, on my way home. I do all the way fuck, fuck around. Jesus Christ. How did you, which way did you go? Well, first of all, I didn't know the parade was going on. So I went down to Main Street. That was close. So I had to go all the way back down to where the road where the quick check's on. Yeah. I had to turn around there and go through the apartment school back past. Yeah. And then I had to turn around, go down the road next to where across the street from Verizon. I had to make the left on that street. And go to 46, go up 46, and then wait for the light, like for light, so they can let people come up Bill B and make the left going down 46. So I'm gonna make the right on the billboard. What the fuck? Isn't it kind of early for the St. Patrick's Day parade? I mean... Yeah. Well, because today's Sunday, because they gotta do it on Sunday, because nobody works here, right? Nobody works anyway during the week around here. There's fucking traffic 24 hours a day. Gee, I'm gonna, yeah, well tomorrow, I guess tomorrow I'll get my corned beef brisket and a head of cabbage. But for you people that make corned beef and cabbage, don't put the corned beef, I mean, don't put the cabbage until the end. Wait until the corned beef is like five minutes away from being done. Cook and then put your cabbage in, because if you put it in early, the cabbage is gonna fall apart and turn to mush, mush. You know, same thing with carrots. If you put carrots in it, which is not bad, but you know, get the big fat hardcore carrots and take the skin off. Don't get the little carrots in the package are bleached. They use chlorine. Bill! Yeah, they, yeah, I don't know why they have to fuck with mother nature, but... That's nasty. Yeah, get the beat up big giant Godzilla carrots. You know, the... Yeah, hung up your smuttering. Yeah. Now, is Michael Hilton not here because he forgets, because he's really drinking again, secretly? I hung up, oh, I put a load of clothes down there. Yep. Ah, so he's lying about the lecture he gives about his sobriety. He's lying about it. That figures. So alcoholics will always be alcoholics basically. Yeah. Hey, James, James, I'm gonna get you one. Okay. What time are you gonna be on like an hour or no? Well, I don't know. I don't know. Why, why you got something? You gotta take care of something. Yeah, cause she just got home. We're gonna probably eat something. Oh, you're gonna, you're gonna eat something. Oh, the food is, the food is prepared. Well, I had a little bit before, but we're gonna make, my daughter made something, but now she wants to eat something. Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right. Well, if I'm still here, I'm still here. All right, dude. I'll catch you. I'll see you later. All right. Just click, we leave studio and you'll- Oh, yeah, right down here. All right, dude, bye-bye. It's what happens, right? When the significant other gets home from work, the significant other wants undivided attention from the men. Oh boy. That's why, you know, they always refer to women. They refer to women as being cat-like. Catty, they were catty cat-like. Cause cats are their selfish creatures. They're nice to you when they want something. I'm drinking homemade kombukja. I've been making it for over a year by the gallon. Homemade from scratch kombukja flavored the way I want it. And besides being loaded with probiotics and being very medicinal, it has the alcohol content of a low gravity beer. And these, some of these companies that make kombukja, the idiots spend a lot of money to take the alcohol out of the kombukja, which is foolish because you're tampering with a natural fermented product. And for those that are not aware of it, alcohol accelerates the absorption, the uptake, the absorption of nutrients and medicinal properties. Alcohol, some alcohol is actually good for the absorption of medicinal. Well, is living girlfriend, got home from work and wants to have dinner with him or wants to, yeah, yeah, to have him all to herself. You see a pattern here, Ronius? I certainly see a pattern. All right, I'll catch you in a bit. I certainly see a pattern here. Well, yeah, I mean, listen, my grandparents, they gave us shots of dessert wine and liqueurs and hooch when we were kids. You know, people, old generation, older generation upbringing in Europe and these countries, they give alcoholic beverages to their kids. Of course, the kids, they don't make the kids drunk, but they do get some, it's a good way to shut the kids up though. You know, if the child's hyperactive and they won't shut the fuck up, pouring alcoholic beverages down their throat is a good way to shut them up. You're right, you're absolutely right. Just like when the old timers say dark leafy greens, any vegetable that is a dark leafy green is the highest nutrition of all vegetables, of all foods, actually. Greens are the most nutritious. So, I mean, at least Eric Fornfelter had a legitimate excuse because he sent me a video. He really is doing rehearsal with the band and I want to send a shout out to the independent heavy metal band, Oxblood Forge, and to their drummer, Eric Fornfelter, Thomas Metal 75, okay, I want to give a shout out to them. Happy weekend, happy Sunday. Too bad you couldn't make it, but it's understandable. You know, I'm not sure how long they rehearse for. I'm not sure how long I'm gonna be on the air, really. Oh, it is, Ronnie. Oh, we did it, so far we did an hour and 16 minutes. Oh, Mr. Clean, that's not bad. Hour and 16 minutes. There's Ronnie. Oh, Bob. Can you see me? Yeah, I see you and I hear you. Let's see, Ronnie S says, Goldsmith is eating a salad and drinking a non-alcoholic beer somewhere. Yeah, no, he's not having brunch now. It's like, wait a minute, unless it is. Wait a minute, four, three, three to two. Oh, I remember the time changed. Oh, yeah, that's right. Maybe he or I'm crucified and maybe he really is having brunch. Did they change it in California? Yeah, yeah, they do. Oh, wait a minute, here's a good comment from Ronnie S. Here's a good comment. Where's BC? Yeah, where's BC? BC won't forget when we put him on the wheel. When we put his head in the middle of the wheel. He didn't like that. No, he's very hurt. He's very, he's pouting right now and I mean, it's all in good fun. I mean, I put my face in the middle of the wheel. I mean, I'm not being a baby about it. I could laugh at myself. Where's Mr. Cleveland? I could tell Italian jokes and not get offended. Mr. Cleveland was forbidden by his wife who says he has to spend. Sundays are for the family and quality. Well, first it was weekends. Now it's every day. He has to spend quality time with the family. So that's it? He's never coming back? I don't, I don't think he is. His wife pretty much read him the riot act. I, I'm so happy I have all this freedom here. Where's, where's Ronald Terrio? I don't think he likes coming on free form shows that are uncensored. I think he likes structure. Like, yeah, let me do structure. Hold on. I must do a show only for 60 minutes only. And the 60th minute, I must go off. I must watch college football. I, we must have no cursing, no sexuality. It must be. Where's, where's Ronald Sutton? Oh, God. You know, he's welcome to come on. I don't think, how does he, like, where does he, where does he find Ronald Terrio's link? Exactly. Is it on Facebook, on the alcohol? I don't think he joins Ronald's show. No, he's, he's being punished. He's, he's not allowed. He was cursing too much, right? Yeah. Yes. Masumi kombucha is very healthy and very nice flavor. It is, it is homemade, naturally carbonated soda with probiotics and medicinal value. And I just made a gallon of fresh chai, spiced chai tea kombucha. And it's in the refrigerator now. And I'm so happy I got the scoby, the living organism from Amazon Prime about two years ago. It's, it's one of the best investments I ever made for, oh yeah. Where the hell is he? He's got the link. Hey, Jordy, where the hell are you from Scotland? Where the hell are you? Okay, let's start off by, we already did the consumer stuff. Let's start off by talking about how, what a waste of precious human life warfares instigated by wealthy, greedy, power hungry dictators that send the sons and daughters of poor families and middle class families. To die in their wars. You really want to talk about that? No, no, I want to talk about whatever you feel like talking about. Talk about whatever you feel like that. What's going on in Clearwater these days? How was the weather? Nice, spring break right now. Oh. The whole month, the whole month of March, spring break. Your beaches are like loaded with kids? Yep. I mean, college. Yeah, they get very out of control. It's like they become- Somebody OD'd the other day on some laced coke. Isn't that something, the family finds out the kid died of drug overdose on spring break. He never came back. He was a straight A student. And he had his whole life. He had so much to live for, straight A student. And why, why must, what do they get aside from temporarily escaping from the real world? Which is probably what they do when they get high or when they get to use recreational drugs. It's an escape, but when you come down from the blood saturation, you have the same problems to deal with. Life, you know, life don't go away. Problems don't go away. You know, they don't have the common sense to think of this, you know? It's really, it's really not worth it. I mean, life is short enough as it is. Why shorten it, you know? But there's a lot of debauchery going on, hooliganism, you know, the kids, the kids are not raised the old fashioned way, you know? There's no more spankings and beatings. And, you know, and Krampus is not invited to the households. I didn't see Krampus this year. Yeah, Krampus really didn't show up. Come around. He told me through one of my peer, Crystal Pyramids, it was a black-up city in Pyramid that there's so many bad kids today that he's been totally book solid, totally book solid. He didn't make an appearance on Dornbusters this year. He's not invited to Dornbusters anymore because Dornbusters... It's by the book. Must be by the book and must be very structured. No Krampus. No sense of humor, no Krampus. You know, if I'm... Listen, anytime I was a guest on either the Boozehound shows or, well, even not all the time, sometimes on Ronald material shows, sometimes. I would say something funny. Nobody would like say a word. They would just stare at me with a blank look on their face. Like, nobody would laugh. Nobody would say cheers. Like, if I'm on... Cheers, cheers. Thank you, thank you. If I'm on Wildcard Wednesday, you know, Thomas Metal's 70th... Eric's Show. Eric's Show, they just blankly stare. They don't say cheers. They don't laugh. They don't comment. They don't at least, at least Ronald Terrio comments and he says something funny. He says something, you know, comical. You know, and plays along with the whole thing. Maybe they don't like you. You mean the Boozehounds? Yeah. Yeah, because they have no pizzazz or charisma. They have really no sense. Maybe they don't like the beer that you bring. No, I bring good stuff. I bring craft beer when I go on their show. I'm good enough. I'm not gonna bring cheap redneck macro or loader with preservatives and chemicals. That's for low class peasants that want to get a quick buzz. I mean, people of class and education will drink old world beers and ales and stouts and craft beers. You want to talk about pro wrestling? Sure. I couldn't think of a better time. Have you watched it at all? Yeah, I watched it and I haven't watched it in a little while. Unfortunately, the WWE is now shooting themselves in both feet. What's going on there? It's so predictable. The storylines are... They Goldberg win the championship? No, they had Goldberg lose to a Roman Reigns in a short period of time to a submission hold. It was a total humiliation and embarrassment to a man with his background reputation. I was... I wonder if he'll come back. He'll come back to make a quick buck once a year. I think he only comes back for the Saudi Arabia shows. The Undertaker, they need some pocket change. They want to make some... Like Stone Cold Steve Austin's coming back because Kevin Owens called them out. Oh, really? Kevin Owens called them out. Is he going to wrestle? He probably is for WrestleMania. It's a WrestleMania moment where he's gonna make... Kevin Owens stole his move. Yeah, the stunner. I know Daryl's a wrestling fan, right? Daryl Messiah is from Northern California. Welcome to the show. He's doing yard work. Good time for wrestling talk. Thank you, Daryl. And you know what? The good thing about yard work, it doesn't take long to finish because you're only doing a yard. No, Daryl, do you whistle while you work? You only do... No, listen, you only do a yard's work. A yard is three feet. So you're doing a yard. I think it's four feet. Four feet. Okay, four feet by four feet by four feet. That's it. It's a yard. Jabroni's. Now, if I said that on a wildcard Wednesday. You get a stone cold stare. I'll get the... They'll stare at me and they'll have a blank look on their face. No smile. Hey. Is this Jordy's beer review? Jordy from Scotland. There he is. All my friends from Scotland are there. Jordy, Jordy, yes, the king. James, how are you fucking doing? The king of... The king of Scotland. King of Scotland. The king of Scotland. No, I'm not. I'm not. The king of Scotland. No, Jordy. Are you still worried? What? What? What are you doing, man? Are you still worried that Putin is gonna invade Scotland? I don't give a fuck. If I die, I die. I'm living life to the max right now, man. If I die, you know. I don't get it anymore, man. Who cares, right? No, I think that... What are you doing? What are you drinking on? I think that the Loch Ness monster will come out of Loch Ness and become a superhero and protect Scotland. James, I joined last week, but I was left with my ghetto. That's it. Happy days here again. Yes, the Loch Ness monster will become like Godzilla. It will emerge from the lake. And... Oh, what do you got there? Hold on, hold on. Birds-eye view, birds-eye view. Smolnov vodka. Nice. Okay. I'm gonna pour myself a vodka and a tepecoa. Pepsi-coa. Pepsi. Pepsi-in-vodka. Pepsi-in-vodka. What are they like about, like, products like Coca-Cola and beer? Coca-Cola is sold in other countries. They use much less sugar than they do in the United States. No, no, no. What the difference is, they don't use... American Coca-Cola has corn syrup. The UK Coca-Cola has sugar. We use sugar instead of corn syrup. That's what the difference is between... So they try to cut corners. That's the greedy, cheap-ass way of making it. That's why when... Okay. I had this already. I had root beer, AWU root beer. This stuff is brewed with corn syrup. That's corn syrup and that's straight from America. We get root beer from America and it's amazing. But the Coca-Cola we get is from sugar. This is corn syrup, though. American root beer. There we go. We have a pretty big yard. Awesome. Yard work is easy because it's only a yard. It's only three or four feet. And it's true. Yard work. Hold on, James. I'll pull myself a vodka and coke. Here we go. I will send a magic spell. So Loch Ness will become like Godzilla, come out of the lake. Loch Nessie will come out of the lake, become like Godzilla and protect Scotland from all foes, all enemies. There we are. I got vodka in the glass here. I'm gonna put... In fact, should I try the straight? Should I try the vodka straight? On the channel? Oh. Straight vodka? Well, the neutral spirit. I mean, the good thing about vodka is you can make any tincture you want. You can put ginseng root in it. You can put fruit. You can put any kind of herbs you want in vodka and it will become an actual medicinal tincture. So we're gonna have any more... Barbecues on the show. No, because I live in an apartment and Jason is forbidden. And what's his name? BC is still pouting. The Commodore? The Commodore. The Commodore? The Commodore. The Commodore. Oh, the Commodore. I know the Commodore. Is that... Oh, the Commodore. You got a beard now. No wonder I couldn't recognize you. Oh, for God's sakes. Now we're gonna have fun. Now we're gonna have fun. The Commodore, let me tell you about the Commodore. Hold on. I didn't recognize you. I'm sorry. What's going on there? He's got with a nice shaven bald head and the beard, he looks like a viking. He looks like he's ready to put an ax in somebody's back. The Commodore is none other than the Commodore from the Maritime, he's from Boston, but he lives in the Maritime provinces of Canada. New Brunswick. St. John's, I think, St. John's, New Brunswick. And he is, he is, I hope his microphone is not muted, but you never know. He is a one of the most, one of the foremost authorities on competitive, powerlifting, kettlebell, competition and swinging the mace, circular training. He's a competitor for many years. He has many accolades and trophies and participation trophies and medals and whatever, medallions, whatever the fuck you wanna hear. Is this Jeff Zanbello? Yes, that's Jeff Zanbello, but what happened to his microphone? Jeff, if you can hear me, raise your finger. Could be your middle finger up here. His mouth is moving, but there's no, nothing coming out. Check and see, check and see if you're being muted, your microphone is being muted on the bottom, on the very bottom of... Make sure your computer is plugged in. Oh, oh yeah, if, you know what you do? Okay, go to the, if you go to the very top where the URL is, in the upper left-hand corner, you'll see the URL like for StreamYard, right? And right next to it, there's a little padlock. There's a little, to the left of it, there's a little tiny padlock icon. If you click on it, I believe they, I believe they will allow you to, to activate your microphone, your, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I believe your, the coordinates of, I can see your messages, if you, well, if you go, if you go to the comments box on the YouTube channel, you can type commentary, but you should be able to, do you have a, a mic? You have a, is there a computer mic built into your desktop or laptop or? Maybe it has a Chromebook. Or, no, you don't have a Chromebook. Or, is there a, like me, I have a mic built into my webcam, my logic. Yeah, I might put an MOA webcam. Yeah, because if you go, if you click on that little padlock that's right next to the URL. Or, if he maybe joins using his phone, he can maybe talk that way. Or, no, he doesn't have a, he doesn't have a smartphone. Yeah, like if you go, let me see what happens if I click. Oh, it works. Okay, so all the way on the upper left, all the way up there, you can see streamyard.com, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Then, to the, to the, immediately to the left of streamyard, there's a teeny, tiny little padlock. I want you to left click with your mouse on that padlock. It's really small. And make sure that your, it'll tell you if your camera and your microphone is configured for streamyard. Now, if it doesn't work, that means you don't have a mic. And if you don't have a mic, that means you'll have to type in the comment section on, you can hear everybody very well. I do not have a smartphone that I know. I am going to train with my mace and we'll turn the computer towards my, oh, that would be beautiful. Maybe he can just type what he wants to say in there and we'll read it for him. It is allowing you to use the microphone. It is allowing him to use the microphone, but, and of course your speakers are, your speaker volume is not, your speakers are not used, right? Yeah, you gotta have your speaker volume. He can just type in the comment and we'll read whatever he wants us to say. Yeah, well, worst case scenario, I mean, but if the padlock should really determine what's working, what's not working. And of course, you know, you keep talking gentlemen, I enjoy your discussion. Thank you, thank you, sir. Yeah, you could, if you go to my YouTube channel, you could easily type in the commentary box. And I will put your commentary across the bottom of the screen like I normally do. Let me just say something. Everybody subscribe to James P. Madonna at Progressive, the Ski-Asian. Yes, and I want to, I want to say greetings to all the Irish people throughout the world because this is the St. Patrick's Day show. I'm not fucking Irish, I'm Scottish. I know you're not. You're Scottish. I know you're Scottish, but St. Patrick's Day is Thursday and I don't do any shows during the weekdays. Now, Jordy, do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Happy St. Patrick's Day. Do you celebrate it in Scotland? Yeah, we do, but I forgot to be St. Patrick's Day today. Isn't St. Patrick's Day today? Tomorrow. Oh, it's tomorrow. All right. I've got to get this, I've got to get some Guinness then. No, it's not tomorrow, it's the 17th. St. Patrick's Day is the 17th of March. 17th? That's why I did. In March, you have to eat more starch. I'm going to just drink some Guinness. I think that will cut it. Yeah, you got, yeah, it's better off if you... Cheers, James. Cheers, James. Does Commodore celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Commodore celebrates whenever there's something good to eat in front of him. If you give him something good to eat, he'll celebrate. I would just, I would celebrate celebrations. The right to celebrate, you know, even if there's no holiday. Now, Commodore, if you type on the, my YouTube channel, then I can put what you're saying across the screen. Right now, you're typing in the privacy box. But if you go, I think it's the upper right-hand corner of my YouTube channel, you'll see the Commodore. Actual commentating. Let's just read what he says anyway. If I step away from my computer, it just means that I am training or pouring myself a cup of coffee. My wife is Scottish, brilliant. She is beautiful, I bet she is. And has freckles, I love her freckles. I want to spank Kaylee Cosone on her big ass with a, oh yeah, now we're getting ganky. With a spatula, Nat and now my... Oh yeah, Commodore, oh yeah. My grandmother, she believed in old school discipline because she had the whole collection of wooden spoons from the smallest one to the biggest one. And the biggest one is very painful. Commodore's way for Scottish. How come he can get him to start working out soon? And he's gonna point his camera, he's got his coffee now, he's gonna point his camera towards his, where he's gonna train. So we're gonna be seeing hardcore circular training, which is similar to what the Iron Sheik did with the Persian clubs. And he's gonna be, he's gonna show us the privilege. Whoa, what's that? The privilege of his workout. What's that? Wait, wait a minute, what is that? Is that like a solid iron? That looks like a solid, oh, it's a steel mace, but I noticed the handle is very nice. Is he gonna hit his computer with it? Yeah, for not having a mic that works. No, for the Commodore of Jeff San Bernard, that's a thick handle, which works the... Those are what the Iron Sheik are. The Indian clubs, all right. The main is Commodore. Yeah, you might have to position your camera so we could see your whole body in training. You might have to reposition the camera on your monitor, because right now I see the ceiling. Oh man. Roni, I think this is the first time I've spoken to you. Now, are these, are these, what? Are these Boo sounds? Are these obvious Boo sounds and closet Boo sounds? And Boo should artists, and Boo should artists. Wait, what was Jordy saying? What were you saying, Jordy? I've spoken to Roni in the comments before, but I've not spoken to him on camera versus camera. So cheers, Roni, it's good to meet you, man. Cheers for you, before many times. What, wrong video? You probably are, but I just got to remember because I'm a fucking drunk. Are all these people, are all these people that don't have the gonads, the go, go, gonads to come on a show, are they, do they know that they don't have any charisma, of pizzazz, sense of humor, or even the intellect, or even the intellect to come on such a show? Yes. So there, do you think they're jealous? Of course they are, James, fuck's sake. They're jealous of our show and myself. They're two other own arse to come on your show, they're two, oh, I'm so important, I've got to stick up my arse. I don't want to come on, James. Now, Alex, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably, it's probably James, James, it's probably James. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, is Alex the beer master or part of the click? And is that why he don't come on the show? He's part of the cult. He's part of the cult. And will Michael Hilton remember when he gets sober to come on the show? No. No, the Bulgarian bag, the thick one. Yeah, you might have to look, you might have to lower the camera. You might have to lower your monitor, because I can't see your whole body, there you go. Now, is Michael Hilton a self-serving, self-promoting, narcissistic, ego-maniacal individual? Is that why he bullshits me and doesn't come on the show? Okay. Does he need a sleeper hole put on him? Michael Hilton? Maybe. Oh, I would do it. If he's blowing sunshine up my ass and he's lying to me, I would definitely put a crushing guillotine hold on him. He doesn't realize that when somebody's dishonest and lies to me, I don't like that. Wait. Raisin balls, the commotor says raisin balls look jealous. And he says, yes. They, the sheep have a stick of their arses. Yeah, the sheep, they have stick up of their arses. You're right, Commodore. The arse. Okay, now the Commodore, Jeff Sanbello is doing a nice. Commodore, we can't hear you. Put your mic on. Nah, he's having a problem with his mic. Oh, damn. Now he's doing a warm up. He's doing a warm up. This is the first time that we've ever had on a live stream show, Commodore Jeff Sanbello. I want that on the music video, just you walking it with that. That would be awesome on music video just week. You know what I can do? Let me put the Irish, the tin whistle. Yeah, I gotta make sure it's copyright free music, hold on. I've never been to Ireland before. James, James, don't play any music because you make a copyrighted strict and you don't want to happen to your channel. Honestly, I've had copyrighted music. I've had copyrighted strict on my Jordy's Den channel before. All right, all right, we'll just, just be careful, Bar. I don't want you getting strict. Yeah, because they'll put, well, I use, I've been using copyright, a non-copyright. I've been using non-copyright. James, you can also use my music as well. Night energy music is fine to use. Yeah, I gotta find it, hold on, brother. We gotta find it first. Yeah. We gotta find it. Mm-mm, we gotta find it. Damn, man, he's a tank, he's bulk, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I would like to have him as my bodyguard. I would like to have him as my bodyguard. Oh, so you're playing my song? Yeah, that's you, brother. I don't know. Yeah, that's, keep on getting on. That's me and Zoe. Do you remember when I, when I, when I fell on last week, I was with, that's good old Zoe? That's good old Zoe. That's good old Zoe. That's good old Zoe. That's good old Zoe. That's good old Zoe. That's good old Zoe. Love this first, love big or way. You gotta get up, throw the feelings away. You gotta keep on getting off and you're gonna get the rest of... This is, this is Jordy Song, Ah Jeff from Scotland. Jordy from Scotland, this is his music. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah on it's OK. I like the moment, sensation. Yeah, you gotta just keep on, get it on. Make energy, keep on getting on. You gotta keep on, get it on. Just keep on moving on up. Just keep on moving on up. Yeah, just keep on getting on. It's basically a song where, you know, it's happening, you just gotta keep on getting on with your weight. You gotta keep on getting on. Hell yeah, man. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. Dance in the light. Are you a fruit of darkness and dancing in the light? Oh, get it on. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. That's how you got to live tonight. Get it on. Get it on. Get it on. You gotta keep on getting on. Get it on. You gotta keep on getting on. You gotta get on. You gotta just keep on getting on. You gotta stay right here. Can I use that idea for a week? Because that's awesome. You're working it with that. That's brilliant. And also, that's all me making that music. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. That's how you got to live every night. Keep on stretching on. Keep on stretching on. Hell yeah. Awesome. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. Smile through the darkness and dance in the light. Get out my song. All by me. My song. My vision. My vision. My vision. My vision. My vision. That's the... That's the Bulgarian bag that the Commodore is training with now. Fucking brother, Commander. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Commander, I'm gonna use that for my music video. I'm gonna save this clip for my music video. I got more. That's okay with you. Copyright free. Lovely. Don't worry about playing copyright. Don't worry about playing my music. Copyright free. Oh yeah. I wouldn't put copyright music on it. I'll be suicide. Yeah. You can play any of my songs whenever you like. I won't copyright. I'm not going to be one of those douchebags, you know. We got to help people customize and save. Fucking. Stay big on the music. Ah, son of a bitch. Now there are four cities commercials on, everybody. Oh yeah, YouTube is... God, it's Tucker's. This is me off. The commander was so awesome right there. Look at that. I wish I had much, much better. The commander was awesome. Yeah. Look at that. That sounds like Thomas the Grand Canyon Musicer. What the fuck? The engine. Oh, nice, commander. Wow. Commander, anyone who will be working to help you because you know how to fuck him. You look awesome. You look awesome, commander. You look good. Fucking keep it up. Keep it up, man. You look good. Commodore says we can continue our discussions. All right. All right, everybody. Jordy's doing a workout. There he goes. That is dumbbell going. You know, the thing with exercises, you don't need any expensive high tech or designer equipment. The muscles don't care. The muscles do not care where the resistance is coming from. So, you know, the best way to exercise is to do it slow. Come up two seconds, two slow seconds, and come down in four seconds. Slow seconds. Four seconds coming down, two seconds coming up, and one, and two, and three, and four. Both do them slow. And if you have two dumbbells, that would be great. Now, Jeff, Jeff and I, and then you can see the video on YouTube, on my YouTube channel. Commodore, Jeff and I have some really nice entertaining videos of going out to eat at the lunch buffet. The Royal Hibachi in on Route 46 West out of Brooklyn, New Jersey. The lunch buffet. And then we had a great time and you can watch them. You can also watch Jeff Zambello at New Breed Fitness on Garibaldi Avenue, Lower Dye, New Jersey. You can see those videos also. He's wearing a Royal Blue Tight Athletic Spandex-like shirt. And it's great. It's great. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I remember. Oh, we had a situation. Hold on. Let me get rid of this copyright free music. Sorry to get on my nerves. We had a situation where we went out at night. We went to eat the crow's nest. And I think it was Jeff's last day. And he was driving back to driving home to Canada. And we ate at the crow's nest. And he originally ordered crab cakes. Oh, it's got a couple of war hammers there. Yeah. Actually, those hammers probably have more torque than any Indian clubs available. To be honest with you. So anyway, he orders the crab cakes. The crab cakes come pretty big. But they weren't the same crab cakes that they normally serve. They use, the cook use cheap filler. Loaded with bread crumbs. Horrible. Cheap filler. And it was very disappointing especially for the price. And what happened is I told we told the waitress who, I don't know, I think they got rid of her. This old bag of a waitress says, so what? That's the way they come. That's the way we make them. No, that's not the way the crab cakes are made. So she totally disrespected and dismissed what happened with the crab cakes. Showing contempt for my friend Jeff who was charged a premium price for real Maryland crab cakes. Meanwhile, there were huge bread crumb cakes or cornmeal, maybe there were cornmeal cakes with very little crab meat. So I spoke to the owner's son and told him the whole story and he got angry because he says we didn't have enough crab meat. We were not supposed to serve crab cakes that night because we didn't have enough crab meat. So with that son of a bitch scumbag piece of shit crook that they had on duty that night what he did was he tried to make a fake phony fraud crab cake and served it to Jeff. So he got so pissed and I told him about the waitress how she treated us and he knew exactly who it was and he says I'll take care of everything. I apologize profusely I apologize to you and he had the kitchen make without charge real Maryland crab cakes with pure crab meat and it was the son was very nice that was the right thing to do but that cook tried to screw us and that waitress was a fucking old bag. I save a lot of money I'm not interested in a lot of my ballistic training tools at home depot or other hardware stores yeah and I would like to salute the hardware stores in Canada for still selling the old fashioned sledgehammers and baby sledgehammers with the wooden handles okay especially the the iron I think it's 16 pounds the iron fence post driving hammer that the American stores want like an insane price for like $80 in Canada in Canada it's a fraction of what they want in the United States for the hickory pole block shaped iron fence post driving hammer which makes an outstanding mace for swinging the mace or if you have two of them you can replace Indian juries or Persian meals with them fence post more hammer that's right fence post more sorry I was muted I muted myself fence post more hammer yeah James what have you seen about 15 pounds again in Canada you can get maybe in Scotland too if you go to a hardware store and you look for the iron fence post more m-a-u-l more hammer it has like a wooden hickory handle and it has like about 16 pound iron block of iron hammer head and you can use it to swing like Jeff is doing you can swing like you swing in a mace you work so fucking good right there it's like you do like what they call 10 o'clock which means as you're swinging it from behind you're forming the hands of a clock 10 o'clock 2 o'clock yeah yeah I get that yeah he's doing like a gauntlet I don't want to say anything I don't want to put him off his routine he says continue to talk and do the show he's doing what they call a circuit he's doing a circuit circuit training you're fucking awesome I wish I was weak and I wish I had muscles weak you look at that shit that's nothing look who's skinning yeah look at that show him the horseshoe show him the horseshoe look the tricep the horseshoe like he got kicked by a horse oh he's looking good man he's looking good he's been training for a long time yeah he can outdo a lot of young guys in the gym I tell you that I mean I work out myself but not as much as that but wow that's fucking awesome yeah but I tell you this is a lot of fun I'm happy that my fellow showed up for the program this is the first time I ever put his work out live stream you know I was supposed to make her and make Tyson he ain't got nothing on this guy honestly that's so awesome that's so awesome maybe he needs to work out more because I need to work out more maybe he doesn't have a computer mic it's possible that he don't have a computer mic but that's alright that's alright women fall we did all that at the beginning of the show now women, beer, computers God bless you all talk about your personal lives I can learn a lot from you guys well we were talking about the fact that certain gentlemen could not go on a show because their wives would forbid them to hang out with male friends right here that guy right here he's inspired me to he's inspiring me to work out again because I used to be like see back about two years ago I wasn't really muscle way but I had a good bit of muscle tone to me I've got a lot more skinnier and he is inspiring me to work out more oh yeah he's very inspirational now he's using now he's using the both staff which they come full people use it's a wooden pole and he you can twirl it, you can do it any configuration if I ever become famous with my music then I will I will pay you to be my bodyguard call me you know I will pay you handsomely to be my bodyguard definitely you get really good for the joints the coordination I can't even fight, I can't fight for anything I want someone to teach me how to fight but I can't fight yeah I think he is Ronnie S I think he is I really think he is somebody mentioned that he is drinking secretly and not letting people know you are Ronnie S where did you go? I don't know I have no idea I have no idea many fucked off is it because of maybe he has no he has no interest in exercise exercise is the fountain of youth as far as I am concerned well I have an interesting exercise last year I was on a detox for 4 months and I basically just drank celery juice if you know what celery juice is basically get a bunch of celery put it in a blender with some water and drain it and then you get your celery juice that's good for detoxing celery juice James you might like that as well you like celery? I eat celery every day I take vitamin C supplements every day you know I have got a bit of a drinking problem but I will take care of myself what you did what you did was excellent ideas when you put that effervescent fizzing vitamin C oh yeah wafer in the craft beer it was 1000 milligrams and you know what that does the alcohol in the beer puts the vitamin C into your cells a lot quicker oh that's it alright I will show you what else I got I got a thing called bazooka and that's basically vitamin C, D and E in the same thing and it's a capsule and it's 1500 mg and you just basically add water to it and it's multi vitamins it's not just vitamin C but it's D maybe Ronnie went to take a big dump perhaps Ronnie can take a picture of his giant dump in the toilet like that episode on South Park poop oh no Ronnie can read it yeah the poop the pooper scooper Randy Marsh's world record for the the largest turd deposited in a toilet bowl um yeah he's a false pro for Ronnie okay James just want to tell you I mean if you could find more effervescent wafers like B complex at Baraka Baraka what form does Baraka come I was a wafer is that a I can put it in the video I'll put it in the video of course that's basically B vitamins I just got this from the store the other day I've actually not tried it yet is that an effervescent wafer no it's like vitamin tablets bro okay I'm gonna have this what's what's an air of powder or just a tablets tablets you gotta add water but I'm gonna add one to my beer I've not tried this yet I've got a sweet B vitamins and stuff you know how the fuck do you open this shit oh well you could chew but you see the only difference is Ronnie if you're eating you can actually communicate with people the other guy don't say shit he just chews like a horse now it looks like a wafer there Jordy honestly that looks like a chewable wafer I bet that would dissolve in the beer with the vitamin C to be honest with you I would try it put the vitamin C put the vitamin C the damn cold that Scotland is making you sneeze I got the chilelli I got me chilelli yeah me gold where's me lucky charms me gold where's me lucky charms so I'll get a tablet of this Barucho stuff there we are Barucho James here we are so Barucho and the beer Vitamin beer thing Barucho oh you got the vitamin C in there too oh shit it's foaming up put the vitamin C and the Barucho in there look at that it's foaming up it's like the foam it's like the foam yes he does hmm black thorn black thorn wood from county Wicklow okay oh me chilelli I know you got soap where's me lucky charms yes me lucky oh the baby mace giant baba oh he's oh you got the gamma oh really James look at that my god hell yeah Commodore you sexy motherfucker so yeah James I added that Barucho Vitamin capsule stuff to my beer and it's foamed up like fucking crazy well with Barucho you will not go Barucho James look at that look at the beer that thing is really foaming up with the maybe maybe you need a straw when you put vitamins in your in your beer look at that maybe you need a straw somebody to get the straw maybe it's your dad you no Rick will not pay homage to the great gamma or the Hanuman mace he actually insulted them work in the morning oh I don't know maybe maybe he's like me maybe he works to see more do little Dunkin Donuts that's right Dunkin Donuts I want a crawler I want a crawler I want a crawler I want a crawler I want a crawler I want a crawler I want a crawler okay you are seeing a real hardcore circular trading work out you really are big tits Adam Cohen and those two thugs who tried to bully that beautiful Asian lady oh my god we should have stepped in Ronnie S. says Commodore Jeff Sanbello you have balls the size of we're still here alright so yeah no Jeff don't have raisin balls no way you don't have no raisin balls oh so anyway viewers you are now viewing my long time good friend the Commodore Jeff Sanbello all natural power lifter a circular trainer now he is a competition circular trainer he works out with the Bulgarian bag Ivan Ivanov's Bulgarian bag genuine leather steel mace the war hammer now he is doing dumbbell squats a variation of dumbbell squats dumbbell squats he can give a lot of alpha male tips alright looks really good let me see if I can go back to my little grass shack no to the Irish squats make it up yeah they certainly do very cardiovascular that's why yeah goblet squat 65 pound dumbbell goblet squat yeah this is we went through a lot of topics early on so we are enjoying watching your workout okay playing some Irish music non copyright Irish tin whistle music two hand steel club mills get the lateral plane whereas the 10 by 2 and 360 mace wings get the frontal and transverse planes this is coming from the Commodore Jeff Sambello greetings everyone you are watching the Commodore Jeff Sambello number one alpha male member of our Facebook messenger group alpha males um red pill paradise and he is doing his circular training workout the Commodore has a lovely living room yes he does I I like fireplace big fireplaces with a mantle like that I can picture lots of trophies top of that mantle like the size of Stanley oh james we have a new contestant Stanley cup loving cup lot of love in that cup lot of love 10 foot high ceiling so the mace doesn't hit the ceiling well that's great thankfully thankfully let me see the cat if she is ok that's the other cat the black and white one is the one that has one leg missing right yeah the black and white one you call him Sylvester his name is junior yeah black and white he's got three legs he's an awesome sport he does he does make Sylvester from management sorry show us cash where's me golds lucky charms oh you took me lucky charms yes me lucky charms you took me lucky charms I like the studio I like the lucky charms studio where's me lucky charms the goblet squats are for the sagittal plain sagittal plain yes runny ass love your living room I'm a Scottish person but I can also do an Irish accent I think my Irish accent is actually pretty good what do you think James do you think my Irish accent is good the leprechaun can we get leprechauns as well do they have leprechauns in scottland nope only an island my friend only an island leprechauns in scottland no no no no goblet 65 pound dumbbell goblet squat hell yeah where's gold do you want to gobble something do you want to gobble some girls snatch you do the gobble it's fucking awesome keep on breathing bro keep on breathing I will wow you look fucking good by the way keep it all now to do my kazoo jeff sambell for st patrick's day happy st happy st patrick's day I don't even know how to say happy st patrick's day happy st patrick's day scottland just very beautiful women in scottland jeff sambellos say he says yeah yes yes that is beautiful beautiful pussy in scottland damn right oh yes you will like some beautiful lassies beautiful lassies beautiful lassies yes so those hormones are fucking beautiful lassies up here in the last hole man beautiful fucking lassies beautiful women yeah I've been with a few I mean like zoe's been on the channel zoe was on the channel last week she is an amazing girl here come the bulgarian bag geordie the bulgarian bag oh yeah here we go work it work it work it you know how to work it you need some comp top music for us you need some good comp and music for us work out some like some kind of beatbox or something you know you should do get the banging rods and have a warring piece you have a question for the the vining rods can we please have warring peace when everybody everybody just chill out war what is it good for absolutely fucking nothing so so this whole invasion the vining rods is because of the evil mentally deranged mind of Vladimir Putin completely yeah I love that the vining rods change it says yes I love the the vining rods will geordie's music career eventually become a success with the techno with his music mmm I don't care if it does I just make music because I love making music and I wait people to hear my music but if it becomes keep on doing what you do best and you know you have a tiktok page yeah your music and your tiktok yeah I also got a Scottish comedy youtube page called JJ's Scottish Comedy where I basically take old phones and I dub them with my Scottish accent you know yeah keep the the vining rods going on because I love the the vining rods I do like that, I like that aspect of the show alright go ahead oh do I have a question? I don't know now will there be for Jeff Zambella will there be a vintage games event in the northeast eventually yes um does he is is the owner like is he like lazy to really promote the hell out of vintage games is it laziness yes yeah what else can it be I mean you know I don't understand you have a fitness organization you have competition why do I have a question I'm going to do some unilateral sit-throughs on the floor so let me know if the camera angle can allow you to see I've got a question will me and James ever meet up for a beer because if we do then I will buy those beers will me and James ever meet in person I doubt it but if we do me I'm going to buy beers for you I'm buying you so many beers would Jordy ever visit the New York City region in the future yes hopefully I want to I've been to America before I've been to you know I saw everything the angle was good Jeff I saw you you're looking to Jeff you don't have to pay you don't have to pay for a hotel sorry you don't have to pay for a hotel because I'm only like 10 to 15 minutes by bus from midtown New York City by the way James I'm sorry for interrupting you when I'm interrupting you I don't mean that it's just a wee bit yeah you don't have to spend money on a hotel because I live conveniently near New York City I don't mean to say by me the only thing is the building is a smoke free building you gotta go outside and smoke oh that's fine yeah that's the only thing that's cool it's not just me alone it's the building it's a yeah yeah yeah yeah government non-smoking James I would come to America and buy you so many beers so many beers I would actually bring some Scottish beers to you if you would like to meet me I would buy some Scottish beers and come over to America meet you because you're a you're a cool cat you know do you like sushi? I love sushi well there's a very nice all you can eat sushi place about four blocks from where I live I mean I love seafood I love you know you know scallops I love scallops scallops are my favorite seafood yeah I'm all about fish fish is my favorite kind of fish I love seafood as long as it's fresh I'm not gonna get sick I love it I love sushi I love fish I love yeah let's do it let's do it James let's do it be awesome yeah and Jason just talks about the Blue Jay Gracie I ask him about vintage games he just whatever I ask him he doesn't reply to the subject that I'm talking to him about you know I don't know why people are so fixated on one thing you know because he's he's really a world-class common earth I mean that fucking Blue Jay I mean every day and night the Blue Jay pump it up yeah it's like push it to the limit you know fucking Blue Jay it really drives you crazy when somebody talks about the same thing day and night 24-7 you know it really does to the limit best guy is awesome man this guy is fucking awesome I take inspiration from this guy well you know what it is he's he's spending too much time writing these children's books just you know just allocate a certain amount of time every day that you're gonna spend on your work and that's it and then if you have if you want to go to the vintage game you go to the vintage game you don't do the you don't do the fucking drawings and write the children's books like all day and all night oh jeez yeah anyway well speaking of fanaticism those boozehounds um I'm a boozehounds yeah but you like my show you come on my show I love your fucking show these other people Michael Hilton tells me oh yeah oh I love your show yeah I want to come on your show we're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about alpha male red pill talk yeah and then you don't show up you don't come on give me a break man and then he says oh I'm so sorry I forgot well if he's supposed to be sober then why he forget if he told me the night before he wants to be on the show if he's supposed to be so sober Commodore wants me to ask the divining rods oh divining rods hold on I might as well ask as I'm reading it oh divining rods will we all get a stick shift from Kelly Calzone or are we enough for her now we won't get a stick shift and why did Kashi not give a seminar at another gym while a shake weight was here in eastern USA the shake weight seminar yeah the shake weight that's a joke yeah Kashi could have easily booked himself all over the country I mean think about it divining rods are me and James going to make a fucking amazing song together yes we are because we are going to co-wad together every James are me and James is Nate energy featuring James B Madonna going to be an amazing song are you gonna is Jordy gonna do his techno while I play my African drum in the very near future yes yes hold on I got I got acid reflux of my stomach I gotta do something about it I'll be right back looking good Commodore Commando Commando you know you talk to the viewers while Commodore continues to work out he says thank you brother bro yeah you're looking good man you're fucking hell like I'm a skinny rat ass looking stupid cunt I need to actually fucking work out more you're looking good right now I'm jealous you're giving me inspiration right now Commodore to work out more because you're looking good man you're looking like a tank fucking awesome bro I'm Jordy from Scotland by the way I can't hear you by the way sorry but yeah you're awesome you are awesome and I respect you you are what you're doing working out like that fucking awesome man honestly cheers no I had I had to drink a little milk because I have like a heartburn like an acid reflux hopefully it'll go away Commodore says to Jordy don't be that you are a champion too it is all in your heart whatever you want to do in life God bless you brother live life let me go back so anyway yeah I had to go Jordy and I are planning to do this music duet where he's doing techno and I'm playing the African jambi drum and that should be a lot of fun that should be a lot of fun I think Jeff is finished right James I've got a new song that I'm working on right now and it is called Jamaican Rum so yeah would you say Jamaican Rum? yeah really? my song is called Jamaican Rum it's all about Captain Morgan's my granddad used to love Captain Morgan's space rum and he made me drink it ages ago and I loved it and you know so in fact I've got some more other songs in fact I'm going to start from scratch and you send me some stuff or message or anything I just want you to know there's definitely better rum than Captain Morgan I could recommend I could recommend if you want a real kick ass rum I would try see if Kraken you know like release the Kraken see if Kraken yeah with that thing from Pirates of the Caribbean yeah release the Kraken see if Kraken Rum is sold in Scotland oh right yeah it makes Captain Morgan look like trash oh right yeah try that crack open I'm going to pour myself another vodka and Pepsi you see when you put the vitamin in the beer you gotta oh let's say beer I'm having a vodka and coke yeah you just gotta be careful where the foam level is see when Commodore Jeff Sanbello is home he's not deprived of ice cold pure drinking water like he was at the the SteelMace seminar at New Breed Fitness in New Jersey by Rick Brown and y'all James vodka and coke vodka and coke instead of rum and coke vodka and coke if you wanna party let's party let's party let's go dope let's party let's party let's see let's see let's see walking in a window walking in a window on the land awesome James walking in a window 800 dollars I did not get a bottle of ice cold spring water what a crook that that guy has to be one of the biggest charlatans in the physical fitness industry all right now he's doing this is the 10 I think this is called the 10 o'clock to 2 o'clock Jordy with the mace 10 o'clock 2 o'clock because because of the position the ball of the mace is in 10 think of a clock 10 o'clock 2 o'clock he looks so good but look at look at him doing that like the top of his head would be 12 midnight right so they're 2 o'clock wow 10 o'clock 2 o'clock 10 o'clock 2 o'clock you just picture a clock now he's doing I think they call those round the clock 360s I think round the clock yo what how do you pronounce it the common round robot what's his name commando Commodore Jeff Zambello Commodore you are fucking awesome man you're awesome bro now look at that now that that's a that's a very challenging exercise that the swing is swinging the mace now you don't have to buy a mace you you can go to a Scottish hardware store and see if they have a mall hammer it has like a hickory handle and an iron the end of an iron iron iron fence post mall hammer come on come on you're awesome man I don't know if you can hear me can can he hear me commander if you can you can hear me you're awesome you're awesome you give me so much inspiration you give me so much inspiration yeah I'm gonna walk out more I'm a skinny arsehole but I need to walk out more cheers you're awesome man he is awesome he is awesome yeah I was uh if there's any if I find if I find any great dumbbell workouts uh on video I'll send it to you I'm on messenger yeah I think I have uh oh I put them on the group Facebook group the fitness group do you know what James I'm not even on Facebook that much um everybody keeps on moaning at me for that um it's not even just because of groups or anything I've got so many messages that I've not replied to on messenger I'm not on Facebook that much anymore um I don't go on it that much anymore I've got I've got like 12 messages that I've not replied to on my messenger mainly because I don't want anymore so um see see the group thing I'm not ignoring the group or anything by the way it's just I've not been on messenger by the way just to let you know I understand you know but I like I've got I've got an argument with my um friend koi my friend koi was like why are you ignoring me I'm like I'm not ignoring you chick I've just not been on Facebook well we're not well blah blah blah and she she blocked me I'm like wow oh is that the girl is that the girl I met last week no no no no no no no no no that's not that the girl you met last week was Zoe she's cool I'm still talking to her that that's Zoe I love Zoe I'm like yeah Zoe's awesome the girl you met last week that's Zoe that's Zoe I'm still talking to her and this other girl that was talking about that was another girl but um Zoe she's still she I'm still talking to her the last thing that I that the last thing that I was talking to you last time I was pushed I was pushing I was talking to you from my phone and that was Zoe that was always she's amazing she's amazing I love Zoe shout out to Zoe Zoe Hamilton if you're watching cheers to you check you are amazing babe greetings her last name is Hamilton yeah Zoe Hamilton Zoe Hamilton greetings to you I was dating her for a wee while no wasn't and then and then I was dating her like she's still she came up here she's both of us are single well basically you know just having fun but um Zoe Hamilton sorry I shouldn't say her second name on the on the chat should I sorry Zoe I shouldn't say that last name no okay all right all right we don't we won't we won't emphasize it what do you got there spring water from canadian mountain it's canadian spring water you know what I love to try that that is popular by Jeff is uh smoked herring kippers kippers smoked herring uh and um well I love pickled herring I love pickled herring that's faster as a I think they call them scotch kippers smoked herring kippers is Scottish fish do you know what kippers is kippers is Scottish fish so like that first that you're talking about there is basically being caught around the united kingdom rivers so you'll probably get yeah yeah like kippers kippers is a Scottish fish kippers but you've got lots of bones in them so you you want to stay away from kippers um you know um smoked harduck oh yeah you got to have some smoked harduck oh that's probably fantastic they also have uh I want what I'm interested I want some southern cunt etiquette oily mackerel mackerel is good I'll eat some mackerel oh man nice I have never been fishing though but I love fish I love fish but I've never been fishing pheasant I've had I've had wild geese wild duck uh I've had uh sea turtle sea turtle yeah in Acapulco Mexico right I tried it Acapulco Mexico wow I wouldn't I wouldn't want to I wouldn't I don't believe in harming a sea turtle now they're in danger they're in danger I wouldn't I wouldn't want a harming a sea turtle you can actually eat a turtle like a turtoise you can actually eat a turtle yeah you can eat you can eat anything alive I mean you can eat anything that's living yeah I mean but you know it's there's certain foods that are unclean that are that are not not recommended uh like let's say by the bible if you got it a book of Leviticus Leviticus there are certain unclean foods yeah that are not good for you um like uh birds of prey or any predatory animal any fish with no scales you know but I have to be honest with you the bottom the the animals that eat crack and bottom feeders have the best I gotta be honest with you yeah uh yeah Jordy's a good man you're still eating that salad where were you uh where is he a goat thank you Ronny's still chewing on those greens thank you Ronny I'm really I'm really surprised that that mama luke uh was it James was it let me ask him James Commodore says James what is the difference between the pink and green mussels at the Royal Hibachi buffet well the the New Zealand green lit mussels if you open them the pink if when the animal is pink inside those are female and then the the grayish whitish grayish ones are male but if you look at a muscle it looks like labia of a vagina it looks like labia yeah it does I want my food ever it took a really good look at them you know this this has been I told you we we can do things without the wheel Ronny Ronny I wouldn't do that without you Ronny yes you know I'm I'm Ronny sure thank you you're awesome I'm really you are awesome she has a lot to go hold on I gotta talk hold on sorry about that I'm really very happy and appreciative that Mr. Clean came on because we we we had a great time with Mr. Clean and then Mr. Clean out of the way but he was on for a good amount of time and then you guys came on and then you guys came on you know so uh it was good it was good but then of course this is really a treat watching Commodore Jeff Zimbello work out what a circular training on a Sunday afternoon he's he is Atlantic time he is one hour ahead of me in the uh what do you call the maritime provinces of Canada there because it sticks out it goes it goes northeast so it it like it it juts out so he's one hour ahead of me which is Atlantic time so right now oh look at that look at that we went on the air at 3 p.m. and it's like 6 0 7 p.m. though wow three hours the show has been on for three hours and uh it is now 7 0 7 p.m. by Jeff majority he's five hours ahead of us I think yeah it's uh 10 o'clock 10 p.m. well the wheel doesn't cause hurt feelings it's what is in the center of the wheel that causes hurt feelings of people that are insecure babies yeah fucking snowflakes you know what fuck you snowflakes you can't take a joke fuck off yeah these are like Jordy said these are Jordy says these are snowflakes yeah they're snowflakes they don't know how to fucking take a joke you know it meant nothing that I put my head in the middle of the wheel because the person who the person is still pouting do you know what James took my ugly Scottish mug on the in the middle of the wheel I don't give a fuck well I don't know how to work it's not my wheel but like I know what you're saying snowflakes fuck those snowflakes snowflakes oh hey Sid you're you're late man you should have came on earlier we did a lot of alpha male red pill talk earlier today you should have came on earlier yo chill set how are you doing I want to talk to Sid about something that's really fucking irking me it's bugging me to no end oh it doesn't feel like it is right now let me see which kind of what our Jeff says there should be no hurt feelings among friends we poke at each other for fun just like family just like family he's right he's right yeah now Sid there are certain people that really look forward to coming on the show and they were coming on the show what the thing is the women they live with they're significant others are jealous when they go on a live stream show with their friends with their male friends so they try to chase them off the show they try to chase them off the show one of them one of them his wife told him he's not allowed to come on the show because he's not spending enough quality time with his wife and kids actually it's the reality is it's her I know I know he's he's got great cardiovascular enough he says that you're you know you look like you haven't even broken a sweat Rania says that uh Jeff same bill I was like still going hey Jordy uh Sid says Sid yo Jolly knows managers useless for a man bro yeah fuck it marries I mean I'm 26 um I've been with uh five women two of those women I wanted to propose to but I never did because that ain't gonna go anywhere you know well just just think of this I've been with five women in my life five women had sex with four of them and oh I'm so glad I've not got a child I'm lucky that I've not got any babies yeah Commodore Commodore is a real man of steel Rania says Rania where are you at why you know why did you leave dumbbell pressing uh this is the skier shins do the terms of dumbbell presses yeah Sid Sid wants to know what's the heaviest you've dumbbell pressed he doesn't really train that way he uh he does high reps high volume I remember watching um Arnold Schwarzenegger doing uh Commodore Commodore says his dick his dick is the heaviest he's ever pressed ah that was cute very fucking good I bet you're decked ways with that much but um honestly I mean I've seen an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger and fucking um he was saying uh what was it? Arnold Schwarzenegger I can't fucking remember as we said Arnold Schwarzenegger was saying um he doesn't count how many times he does any push-ups or dumbbells the only thing like Arnold Schwarzenegger when he does that with dumbbells he doesn't count how many how many reps he does but he'll do this um the only time he'll count it is when he feels pain so Arnold Schwarzenegger could do that it's whenever he starts to feel the pain of it that's when he starts to count so he could be like that 10 20 oh my arm has started to get sore that's when you count so you could wait see when you're see when you're lifting your dumbbells lift them up um when you start to feel the pain that's when you start to pain in other words when when he feels the lack the gas at burning and he starts feeling yeah burn that's when he starts to count exactly that's what I'm trying to say yeah cock and balls time under tension yeah how much time does your muscle is your muscle actually being worked time under tension um you know I mean uh and and you shouldn't do the repetitions fast you really should do well what do you got there vodka vodka today the the magical word is for you is vodka I got vodka and here I'm going to put some coconut oh you got some coconut extra no no no just coke wait pepsi oh coke I think coca-cola uh cola I think coke okay here we go back to the mace hold on I got vodka and pepsi vodka and pepsi yeah tap it up but then come on come on up you sexy bastard now getting back to uh women that won't allow their men to go live stream with with friends now that that's really unfair now when you get married Jordy you know you got to compromise all the time oh what do you feel like having for dinner honey oh and then you end up having for dinner with she wants yeah you gotta fucking this way and then if you're watching tv she she wants to take the remote control away from you and watch what she wants yeah that's right I want to watch some James Bond films oh no but I want to watch some dancing on ice fuck off yeah she wants to yeah she wants to watch a chick like a chick flick you know drama crying yeah and I want to watch some ex fails or something uh no I don't think Jordy's part of that cult what's that the beer cult that doesn't like anybody that's outside of the the click you know like you know like like like erics france um they're part of a click you know they only they only like each other and that's oh no I'll get on with everybody I don't care where anyone's from I don't care how anyone knows me I'll be out like the way I'm talking to you guys right now James is the way I am 100% naturally you know I like to start a nutritional supplement company and it's gonna be truthful I gotta be truthful and I'm not doing it up in here yeah and I like to start an organization with Jeff Zambello and Jordy and call it cock and balls incorporated cock and balls supplementation cock and balls uh physical professional training James P Madonna cock and balls James what do you think a man made a connection yo this is James P Madonna with progressive skia shins progressive skia shins progressive skia shins he says does the Commodore ever drink alcohol oh he said beer with me uh progressive yeah that's two pints of beer with me uh not not a lot but not often either James James say progressive discussions a minute progressive discussion progressive discussions progressive discussions progressive discussions progressive discussions progressive discussions progressive discussions progressive discussions James P Madonna that is such an awesome name by the way James P Madonna it's got such a good rain to it it's got such a good kick to it James P Madonna Daryl you actually took this long to to clean up a yard that's only like three feet squared what up Daryl wow I have no idea why is Jordy talking like that I have no idea neither I drink yenling ale at blackjack mulligans and get my bald scalp massage by that beautiful black waitress with the big boobs wait Ronnie why is Jordy talking like that I don't know how do you want me to talk quick how do you want me to talk oh jeff same below he's my mentor he's my mentor he's going to introduce me to smoke herring and pickle herring that tastes like uh Scandinavian girls so we we do jazz here little juicer hold on hold on let me get a bird's eye view of Mr. Sam Vellio you need to use that instrument when we're jamming James use the instrument I'm doing I can't I can't use it to play the drum because I need two hands I can't use it to play the kazoo because I need my mouth I I prefer I prefer the other one that you use the I like that one no he's not a man of a few words it's just that he he doesn't have a computer microphone why the f*** you aiden away come on and join the stream why does uh the Canadian why did the Canadian police allow the Commodore to leave his house without a mask on well he lives he doesn't live in a um a congested area he's got a lot of a lot of space when he mows he's on outside you know there's nobody spraying any uh respiratory droplets on him man oh the Michigan guy is upset he's powering because we put me and Jason Cleveland put his head in the middle of the spinning wheel and he's insulted he's still he's still he's he's still upset after all this time looking good you know he's offended by it looking good Ronnie as he's crying why are you done what Scott Hall is on life support a a Ronnie Scott Hall wait a minute he had three heart attacks like in in this in in recently in the same period in the same time period he had three heart attacks and he's on life support now I know he had a problem with drugs holy s*** I don't know I don't know who's coming back well he did yeah he did a lot of roids and coke steroids oh yeah I would have all oxy what about addicted to painkillers oh I mean it's always their ticker that goes uh uh yeah the heart prematurely you know like before their time and uh looking at the cause of death of all these wrestlers at a younger age it has to be the drugs it has to be the drugs not not just steroid abuse but it has to be also recreational drugs oh it happened this week holy s*** damn yeah s*** yeah but yeah there isn't an opioid addiction that like my my my cousin Richie died from an opioid overdose with other other things he was doing cardiomyopathy and low HDL didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger having uh what is it aorta aorta valve replaced I think so yeah and he did a lot of Diana balls Arnold Schwarzenegger a lot man oh it happened after the surgery holy s*** cocaine causes premature atherosclerosis wow yes Sid is a smart cookie man well um Kevin oh no he's he looks like a sack of blubber I can tell you guys something I've um I've took cocaine once in my life in fact twice I've took cocaine twice and yeah I will never go back to it you know I've I've took some drugs in my life um I've took cocaine um you know I didn't do nothing for me um it basically just made me more energetic and I would never go back to it I'll know I've got friends who are addicted to cocaine and their nose their nostrils are like tiny wait you can see my nostrils they're fine but um my friends they're fucked you know I don't take cocaine but my friends some of my friends take it and I've took I have to cocaine before I have to cocaine before um but yeah oh s*** I see I didn't know this I've took cocaine before but I didn't go back to it the main drug the drugs I've had I've had cocaine I've had weed um that's it I did it one time uh Ronnie and in 1980s I didn't really feel anything have you ever smoked weed James no no well now of course it's a miracle herb James it's a it's true it's God's plan it's God's plan you're right you're absolutely right cocaine definitely story yeah I've took weed I've took cocaine I have to um what's that stuff that you uh in fact the only drugs I've took is weed and cocaine and speed weed cocaine and speed now now uh I hope you people realize that Vince McMahon was heavy duty on the steroids when he'd be doing the attitude during the attitude error yeah he was definitely a juiced up to the max he was a juicer uh no I never been to studio 54 but I have been to Plato's retreat which is uh was a swingers joint Ronnie come back on the stream you're funny I know I know Ronnie is weak he likes to joke around I like to joke around as well yeah I'm going to um after after Commodore Jeff Sanbella's workout I have to close the show because my stomach is bothering me with this acid reflux and uh you know it's been we've been on a show for almost three hours and three and a half hours so believe it or not right Ronnie is that you get with I got with last week yeah yeah I did yeah yeah so it was closed by Mario Cuomo because of um the the um the appearance of uh HIV they close it but I was there like um in the um in the 1980s I was there yeah yeah it was definitely quite a bit quite an experience Ronnie no cheers Ronnie well because of genetics some people have really good genetics now it it's a known fact that a baby that was given mother's milk especially right after birth has ends up with a much stronger immune system when they're when they grow up and become adults then babies that were given formula because mother's milk contains colostrum and colostrum helps develop the immune system well helps develop the immune system um in humans so definitely young mothers definitely breastfed your newborn okay uh uh yeah it's it sounds like I think it sounds like that uh Jeff it sounds like you probably need a computer mic they they're very cheap they're very cheap um or if you get if you get a new webcam there's a mic built into the webcam hey Mikey hey Jeff hey Jeff hey Jeff hey Jeff elbows up elbows down hands together hey Jeff hey Jeff uh Sanford and son are you done Jeff are you done so I can shake rattle and roll you're done be me be me right oh you're gonna do more oh oh you're putting everything away putting everything away uh okay yeah I'm gonna close out the show Jordy and Jeff Zambello and Ronnie S and uh Daryl Messiahs Sid and Mark Robinson and uh Masumi and Mr. Clean I thank you I thank everyone for being on the show uh commenting on the show uh and uh and our viewers out there uh uh well they're blaming the boyfriend they're saying the boyfriend did it but you know you know how it is when somebody famous and somebody in the spotlight gets killed they always say it was a murder suicide or it was a suicide case you know they always say you know a suicide to cover up for the homicide and uh and the news and Jeff Jeff knows what I'm talking about you know so they blamed they blamed the boyfriend and uh but there's a lot more to the story uh murdered by stick shift from JFK airport oh yeah uh uh Paul Wachowinski got very upset when I was joking around with you about the stick shifting oh he got very defensive which means he uh he's smitten with her he has a thing for her that's why he put her signature on the Indian clubs meanwhile nobody knows her from Adam you walk you walk into any gym and you go if you guys ever heard of Paul Teres Walker Winske now have you ever heard of Kelly Manzon now have you ever heard of Rick Brown now um I don't even know if they've heard of Richard army McGuire they probably would say no to that too yet a boyfriend always gets blamed yeah you're right or the husband husband you too Darrell you too Darrell I'm glad that your yard work uh uh you know you know it's funny all right my brother lives near the Atlantic Ocean and like you know people in Arizona people in New Mexico by the desert people in South Florida you know they don't have grass that they got to cut they got little pebbles little decorative little little stones in the front yard and in the back they don't cut grass that's a smart way to go if you if you were in southern Cal like if you were in San Diego Darrell then you can probably get away with those pebbles not and not have to and not have to cut anything broken bridge by Paul Gray oh yeah remember remember the melodramatic sappy sad sack video that he posted on facebook oh unbelievable and and then he ended up being buddy buddy with Rick Brown oh rice filled burritos yeah they have uh unfortunately rice is one of the ingredient of a burrito but a good place it will not stuff it to the hilt you know they'll a good place will put some rice in a burrito yeah a lot of meat you know a lot of and guacamole and so on and so forth yeah if they want to be cheaper and give you less meat they're going to stuff over rice and that's why i will never get a taco bell burrito it's a corporate chain burrito oh the mexican restaurant near my house oh you mean uh la fortaleza the one uh the yeah the one with the mariachi band the entertainment yeah he built he built two more you know uh the owner um arturo he built uh two more locations yeah oh baby baby baby what you say so what do you what jewelry what do you need exactly to be able to bang out techno uh sorry so we can do the uh the jam james james james james james p madonna he knows what he's talking about he knows how to hold that gun james p madonna he's a jones you're the king of boom but a boom but a pow pow pow mother f**king pow james p madonna he is not a gunner he james p madonna knows what he's talking about he ain't knows gunner he loves it in his son uh i used to watch wonder rama no i uh what was i gonna say wonder rama he likes all that sauna he saw he was in the sauna he listens to future rama he watches future rama in the sauna you know he's gonna be f**king awesome they haven't sold they haven't sold the crows this yet because i think the old man andy wants too much money for it i'll let me see what you say here daryl said about his yard work we moved out to the sticks james p madonna now i get to take care of his connections do you do you have a rider mower you know those little tractors what they call those john dears little rider motor mower oh yeah we get we we've got weak scotlanders full of farms listen i gotta tell daryl something if you or if you're living in northern california in the sticks i hope there's no trees near your house and i hope you have a metal roof if there's god bless you if there's a forest fire if there's a forest fire the embers will not set your house on fire when they go up in the air land on your roof get it if you have a metal roof so and there should be no trees near the home and be careful of sasquatch there's a lot of sasquatches up there and uh you know uh going towards the sierras and the uh oregon and washington and all that whole region so be careful of the sasquatches oh and if you see a sasquatch a sasquatch a sasquatch don't do it these these morons do on on on tv they got the they're taking they're trying to video record it and they're shaking their camera they're shaking their phone all over the place and like you're supposed to hold a progressive sketch hold on jordy they're supposed to hold it still when they see a ufo or sasquatch you're supposed to hold the camera still and zoom in when you have to don't be doing it oh look what i see it's bigfoot it's bigfoot and it's all over the place there's also a show called bigfoot hot earth bigfoot hot earth that basically went across the woodwinds of south and north america to try and find bigfoot clothes and yeah that was that was a program look up bigfoot hunters i watch uh is there a sasquatch from minnesota well they got them in ohio i'm sure they have i don't know i i i don't know they got them in florida they call them skunk apes skunk apes see he had some bad fires nearby last year but but does that make does that make sense sterile i mean if you're in if you're in a forest fire zone and there's no trees close to your house and you have a metal roof then there cannot be any embers james you're torching your house james you need to come up to to scotland and try anything we walk next monster oh fatty our buckle at the wisconsin hotel well you know what a lot of things could be done right now we're at the brink of world war three had the pandemic is still going on uh come to scotland visit lockness i will show you the lockness monster the lockness monster i think they should have restaurants and resorts right on lockness i'm i'm serious i'm serious i think they will they will they will make a killing with the turrets i'll be right back i gotta go i gotta get some weird you're in the cierra furtiles that means you got you've got cougars not the female not the humankind the mountain lions you got you got now i hear the cougars the female cougars are the human cougars are getting nippy now yeah right oh they're all fucking minnesota fats has hairy feet like a sasquatch yeah but you know um no that's uh that's sasquatch this sasquatch territory you know always uh i i have a really good pair of binoculars that um used to belong to my late uncle phil and uh uh what i would do is get a really good pair of binoculars and if you see something get a camera with uh make sure you have a really high definition camera with a telephoto lens and this way you put the binoculars down and you zoom right in on the ufo or on the sasquatch you know what kind of publicity you'll get for that video you send that into paranormal quote on camera and you will be a celebrity jeff sam bellow is posting a message i want to buy a drone so i can see ladies sunbathe you know those drones are are really getting sophisticated and they are available so if you go like the best buy or uh oh new egg dot com that's that's a really reputable company new egg e gg new egg dot com they sell anything high tech and any kind of computer you can think of and uh um yeah so uh you know my um i'm sure they have drones my friend uh mr clean he was on the show in the beginning you know he has one of those dick tracy watches he was actually talking to his girlfriend on his watch remember when dick tracy used to call like the detectives on his watch you know see i don't i don't believe in um in taking messages when you really shouldn't be like if you're driving or if you're exercising i don't take i don't take messages i let it go to voicemail i don't you know i don't i don't interrupt anything important lots of wildfire yeah horn dog yeah well where's horn dog where's fart doctor um i love i have to eat supper soon i i am an hour ahead of you it is almost eight p.m i am going to call it quits because i gotta make something for myself and uh do something for my heartburn first and uh i gotta do i just want to unwind and relax rest my throat you know so thank you everybody everybody collectively and jeff it's been a pleasure watching you train i'm live stream i'll i'll send you the i'll put the video on the alpha males and i post it everywhere anyway so i'll see you guys