 If you're watching this video, it means I failed. Hi, my name is Dr. Doe and you're currently on my YouTube channel where I post fighting game videos daily. This has been a streak I've had for a long time now and I'm really proud of it. My consistency in uploading has never really been my strongest suit, sometimes I upload an hour later, sometimes I upload an hour earlier, but usually I do get an upload out every day here talking about games I really love. That is why it's very unfortunate that my cat Videl, whom I love very much, decided to take out my Ethernet cord on New Year's Eve. If you aren't aware with fighting games, having an Ethernet cord is very important to having a stable connection and without it, I simply could not get a decent game of Dragon Ball Fighters to record. I'm not going to take your points, I can't in good conscience take your points. You're going to have to take my points. And with no stores open, it really left me no other choice. Either I destroy the streak that I've been working so hard to build over the past year or I look for fighting games that you can play offline. And the only true competitive experience I'm aware of that you can access without an internet connection would be this game. That is why today, if you are watching this video, I am going to be playing the no internet Google Chrome game in what will be, without a doubt, the worst video on this channel. This is going to be the saddest ranked match video you ever see. But let's do this thing. I am a champion. I am good at the game. I do have to say I guess I'm a dyno man. Small cactus, big cactus, triple cactus. Bro, I am killing it right now. Hold on. High score. All right. Pretty easy high score to beat. Not going to lie. What should be the goal for this video? What? What? Um, what? I don't know what the competitive dinosaur community knows. Why do I pronounce it like that? I don't know what the professional no internet game category looks for. But God, I must be killing it right now. Three hundred on attempt number one. Has that ever been seen before? Has that ever been done? Oh, I am moving. Hold on. Oh, it's picking up pace a little bit now. Things are starting to heat up. Things are starting to heat up. There's throne birds at me now. There's throne birds. Pterodactyls, maybe I can't get a good read on duck that. Oh, low punish. That was sick. What? This is a good. Oh, this is a good reaction time test. I'm losing it. Oh, oh my God. Day night cycles. That is sick. Dock it. What? I'm too good at the game. Good. Is that a duck? OK, that was a duck. Oh my goodness. High and lows. Lows. God, that is such a bad way to switch the screens. It messes with my eyes. I'm killing it. Oh my goodness. I play fighting games. You know, I can react to stuff. Duck it. Jump it. Duck it. Duck it. Oh, the mix ups. You can't mix me. I play online fighting games. You can't mix me. You can't mix me. Duck it. Jump it. Jump it. Oh, DP. Come on. That was cheap. That was cheap. Wait, so the high score is one. I didn't even beat the high score. Run that back. Hold on. I'm beating the high score in this video. Trust me on that. At least trust me on that. Also, if you're watching this, feel free to send me your high score in this game so that I can crush it. Now jokes aside, send it to me on Twitter. I'm interested in seeing what your high score is. If anybody watches this video, that is. This is my worst video on this entire channel. This is the worst video I've ever made. Jump it. Oh, another jump. Pretty easy session. I'm not going to lie. Oh, my God. Was that four cactuses? The cacti? We'll just call that the cacti jump. That's too many cactuses. Triple cactus, easy. Another triple one. Pretty simple stuff. I'm more worried about the cacti jump. That's what's going to get me duck it. Nice. I'm sweating, and I'm not even close to the high score, I'm going to get that high score. I must have set that. It's a thought I missed time that jump. Oh, my goodness. That was a life-threatening one. It's a good thing I have my gaming keyboard and gaming chair accessories. Gives me a 30% boost to gaming prowess. What are the odds I beat this high score, 1 in 7.5 trillion? Oh, you can fast fall? Yo, I didn't know you could fast fall that. Look, I'm discovering new tech. Oh, my goodness. Look at the new tech. You can fast fall. Yo, I'm actually discovering strategies. Fuck. Okay, maybe I got a little overexcited. I fast fall. I fell onto a cat. We're going to run that back. Don't worry about that. I hate it here. Why'd my cat have to bite my ethered cord on New Year's Day? There was nowhere to get it, dude. There was nowhere to buy a cord. Just jumping over cactus. Oh, single cat. Fast fall? Fast fall? Fast fall? Fast fall? Oh, God, return of the king. This tech doesn't make itself. I'm too good. I hate to keep saying it, but I'm too good at the game. And again, send me your high scores. I want to see what the competition's looking like. Because who knows? This is kind of... Duck that. I should probably jump that for speed, huh? Because with the fast fall ability, yeah, you can really get a lot of speed that way. Oh, my God. Nighttime mode is always so scary. Nice move, dude. Oh, yeah. The fast fall, oh, beautiful strats. The fast fall makes it so that you can really, like, you won't mistime your second jump. Like, right here I can fast fall if, in case any other cactus has come up. All right, I'm 400 away from the high score. Okay, I'm really sweating now. This is where fast fall is gonna come in big use. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Here I come, high score. You better, you better count your days because your days are numbered. Oh, quote, cacti jump. Oh, baby, come on. Come on, baby. Come on. Let's go. We did it, boys. We did it. We did it. But I'm not stopping there. I'm going to 3,000 at least. Oh, fast fall. No. I'm getting 2,000 points. I'm too competitive. I'm getting to 2,000 points. And then the video's over. You're not watching this video by now. Let's be honest. You click. Ah, shit. Cut that part out, editor. You're not watching this video. You clicked off so long ago. Fast fall tech is so good. I still can't believe there's actual tech. Look at that. It looks like it speeds me up, right? It really does look like I just have a can of NOS back there. Let me go ahead and speed myself up. Are there any other offline games I can play? Oh, how am I going to get to 2,000 when I'm busy not getting to 2,000? Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on. I got to stop fast falling. I'm doing it to myself. All right, that's fine. I'm not going to fit. This is going to be the attempt. So this is just going to be one long uncut, like no cuts in this one. This is just going to be one long, continuous train of thought. You are going to get to see what went through my mind when I broke the world record for this game, which is 2,000, I've decided. If I could be honest with you, I'm not as confident as my voice sounds. I'm mostly, it's mostly fake confidence. I'm not going to lie to you. Oh, another cacti jump. What is this RNG, dude? This RNG is not good for the old heart. I can't take it. I can't take it. Going for it. Oh, okay, the pterodactyls are here. That means we're making the right moves. We haven't reached the first night cycle. We'll probably get to that soon-ish. Maybe I've been playing this game for too long, but I can kind of feel the run. All right, first night cycle, my eyes are adjusting. They really do have to take time to adjust. Oh my God, I'm sweating. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. I'm going to start fast falling now. This is where the tech comes in. Oh my God. Oh my God, please don't test me. If they throw a duck, a jump bird at me, I might lose. Duck birds are fine. These are fine. I'm sweating again in night mode. You're going to kill me. Oh my God, I'm panicking. I haven't even got the old high score yet, my eyes. I haven't blinked in so long. That's not even, that's not, that one's not a joke. I haven't, the duck bird, I'm starting to react. I'm actually achieving ultra instinct. I'm reacting without thinking. Ah, ah, that actually scared me. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Yes, yes, 2000, yes, yes. I'm going to keep going, I'm going for three. I'm going to crush the world record. There's a difference between trying to be number one and trying to be the best. And I'm going to be the best. Oh my goodness, am I going to get to fourth? Why am I feeling it? Dude, I've achieved a different level. Oh my God, I got to start fast falling. Oh, yes, dude, I'm flying. I'm flying. Oh my goodness, please. Oh, baby, what a move. What a move. Oh, oh, oh, oh, nice, nice, nice. Just keep the pace, keep the pace. Don't lose it, don't lose it. If I can just become a champion. If I can just become a champion. It's, I've reached a good level of speed, I think. Oh my goodness. Oh, that was an interesting choice by me. I'm not going to lie. I got scared of there. Oh my goodness. Please don't throw any more mix-ups at me. I can't believe how good I am. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This was the run. All the tech came together. Oh, I panicked, I panicked, I panicked. You got to like, I'm reading the, ah! Ha, ha, ha. No, well, that is going to be the end of this video. We'll probably never do another video like this again. At least I hope. But I appreciate it. Thank you so much for watching this all the way to the end. We'll be back to normal videos soon. I just got to go get this ethernet cord. If you did like it though, make sure to hit the like button and subscribe. I'm not going to say we're going to keep doing this again, but if you like the other content on the channel, subscribing is worth it. 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