 Good morning, Bosch nation. Good morning, Bosch nation. So three years ago, I was not here, but the whole Cloud Foundry Summit was smaller than the people sitting in this room. So think about that. So this is, and it was a one day event like the one that you're about to do. I actually believe that Bosch may be bigger than Cloud Foundry, right? So when you think about platforms, right, and all of us probably have different ideas about platforms. I always think about the great example of Windows and Office, okay? Office obviously was an application that people could use and it drove a lot of Windows and that had a cyclical effect, right? It was a virtuous cycle. Cloud Foundry is really Office, right? It's an application that runs on Bosch and I think almost nobody really gets the power of Bosch. This is the platform for the data center. This is the platform for the internet. We haven't taken it as seriously as it needs to be taken. There are raving Bosch fans who know almost nothing about Cloud Foundry. There are Cloud Foundry fans who don't use Bosch and I find that troubling. I'm sure you'll help us with that problem. So I invite you to have an optimistic day, have a productive day, think about the fact that you might be running a 1500 person three day conference three years from now or sooner, because Bosch is awesome. It's amazing and it's powering what makes Cloud Foundry magical, the self-healing, auto-scaling nature of the platform. With that said, I want to introduce the actual master of ceremonies. He wanted me to introduce him as the tallest person in the community but I think that picking on people's physical attributes is not appropriate. So instead I'm gonna tell you what I think about Colin which is I think he's the kindest person in the community. He's... So he's... Colin's got a huge heart and I think he's great proof that doing the right thing every single day, adopting a giving mentality will produce not just great results in your life and in your friendships but also in your business. He is now the CTO for Cloud at Pivotal Software. Please give it up for our dear friend. Thank you so much, Sam. I'm British so that was great. I'm British so that was a little bit strange. That's it. Thank you very much. A huge welcome to all of you. Thank you so much for coming along. So firstly I want to say, and I'll say this at the end of the day as well, such a huge thank you to the real star of this show which is Paula Kennedy. Who sat here. Who has organised everything. The whole thing. So my input into Bosch Day was saying to Paula, Bosch Day? And everything else has happened after that. So huge, huge thanks to Paula. I also want to say a huge thanks to our sponsors. You can see here. This would not have happened without them because I wasn't going to pay for it. And somebody had to. So let's just go through these. This is me. I work at Pivotal. Today's agenda looks a bit like this. We've got some fantastic speakers. There's lots of technical content about Bosch. We've got lightning talks. I hope the lightning talk speakers are going to obey the five minute rule. Unlike some of the speakers at the unconference. We decided five minutes equates to about 14 minutes. I'm looking at Dr. Nick. Where are you? The space time continuum has bends in it. I think it took a very large turn where Dr. Nick was talking there. So I'm amazed this has happened. I can remember first using Bosch, which would have been back in, I think, 2012 when it was released. And I found it impossible to use. Really, really difficult to use. And then I finally got it to work. And it was this eureka moment. And I've never looked back. So today's Bosch Day is a bit of an experiment to see whether or not the community want to have this kind of event. And obviously from the turnout we've got, so this event sold out. People are very interested in Bosch. So what I ask of you, each of you, is when people ask you about Bosch that you evangelize it, that you're all ambassadors for Bosch and you tell them just how great it is. So we all love Bosch. So this is the agenda for today. As I said, thank you so much to all the speakers. The Wi-Fi, in case you wanted to know, is the same as the summit. So if you've been here for the summit, you've got the same Wi-Fi access. And I have nothing really more to say other than that. It's going to be an amazing day. Thank you all so much for coming. I'm going to hand over to the amazing Dr. Nick.