 Good afternoon foundation staff. This is dr. Theron Sherman today's briefing contains extremely objectionable content I mean seriously fucked. So if you're not up for that, what are you doing working for the foundation? This is your job suck it up item number SCP 5972-j object class fucking Ketter Jesus Christ special containment procedures SCP 5972-j is to be kept in containment locker 5972-j Access to this locker is to be barred to all male personnel, even if they're drunk and their buddies bet them they couldn't get in Description SCP 5972-j is a standard vacuum cleaner produced by the Kirby company SCP 5972-j appears to be a sentient predator Males viewing SCP 5972-j will feel a sudden compulsion to stick their genitalia into the vacuum tube SCP 5972-j will then activate it maximum power and yeah fuck SCP 5972-j has a secondary memetic effect Males reading about its effects will feel extremely uncomfortable This is followed by a contraction of the thigh muscles until the legs fully cover the genitalia and a series of sharp inhalations Yeah, that's accurate Addendum 5972-j interview log 5972-j Interviewed D5748 a 25 year old male interviewer Dr. Valen Forward testing of the secondary effects of SCP 5972-j Begin log. I'm gonna tell you what this thing does and we're just gonna gauge your reaction. All right. All right So it's this vacuum cleaner, right and when you see it you want to put your dick in it That's fucked up man. I know crazy shit. Anyways, you put your dick in it and it turns on. Oh Shit, and then it just sucks your dick right off. Oh Shit, it sucks up the nuts too. Oh god, man. What the fuck? It's fucked up, man Like seriously shit. I've seen a lot of crazy shit here, but man fuck this I need to go out for some air want a drink. I need a fucking six pack and log Closing statement D5748 was glad to face his month-end termination stating quote at least they didn't put my dick in that fucked up vacuum Amen that All right staff that ends our broadcast use your foundation encrypted YouTube account to like comment subscribe hit the bell and Support our broadcast at patreon.com site 42 secure contain protect