 On today's Wheel of Mott, we are doing something we have never done before. And that something is in this pack right here. Are you ready? The April Fools Welcome Pack has... It has a gold 99 middle linebacker, Pat McAfee. Keep in mind, this gold 99 Pat McAfee turns into a 91 overall on the fourth. So for this episode and this episode only, I'm adding him to the team. Such a sick card. It's so good. Oh, I have an entire video on it, but you won't see that till tomorrow, I think. Or maybe Friday, probably Friday. So you just get to see a lot actually. He has a 99 in every stat, until you get to some of the offensive stats where he's got some random stuff in here. But like keep in mind, he has 99 spectacular catch and 99 catch in traffic. So you actually can sub him in at your backup tight end. And he's pretty, he's pretty good. Throw under pressure 72 for some reason. And the only position where you really can't use him is punter kicker. Like I can use him all across my defense, but I actually can't use him as a punter. I think this is fun because we literally are only getting him for one episode. So I wanted to kick off the episode just like this. Uh, he has four abilities and every single one of them can be activated at the same time. They're all zero AP. That's enforcer, one step ahead. Insane ability to have here. Lurk artist, of course. No shockers on that one. And he even gets dual threat, which is usually an X factor, but he gets it as a zero AP ability. So running any X factor on him is pretty much pointless. Higher chance to defeat pass blocks and disrupt catches. This card's insane. I do need to do some reflecting though. So this is Wheel of Mud. This is episode three of our new season. Our current record is one in one. I gotta say, I have played horrible this season. My first game, I never should have lost that game. And the second game is shouldn't have been that close. I watched both those videos back. I was like, damn, I've been, I've been kind of negative. I've been bitching a little bit. So I want today to be a great day for us to lock in and start now with that Pat McAfee. I think it's a great way to start. Now the way I'm going to do this, I'm actually going to make Pat McAfee my starting middle linebacker. Gronk will still be the backup. And then I'm going to make Ray Lewis my left outside linebacker. It's just for today. It's really not that big of a deal. It should be a nice boost to our squad for this episode. But next episode, we'll still have to worry about our linebacker issues. But at least for this episode, I've got really good linebackers. So I shouldn't have to focus on that right now. Defense itself is pretty solid. Chamari Conner, big liability. Brandon Stevens, big liability. Patrick Sertan and Peanut Tillman are awesome. Erwin's awesome. Bose is great. Jaylen Carter is great. These two are okay. I do like Miles Garrett though. Really offensively, we need offensive line. We would love a legitimate starting quarterback. That would be very big. A fullback would be great. A true wide receiver three. But overall, for being one and one, I really like my rent. You boys know the rules. We got three wheel spins here to add to this squad. We'll start it out with... Oh my gosh. We technically have two Gold 99s on this team and this is about to be our third. The Tribute Jackpot. There's only two players that this even applies to. There's literally only two players and they're both insane. I actually, I don't know who I'm going to take right now. So the two Tribute cards are Gold 99 Aaron Donald and Gold 99 Jason Kelsey. I really feel like I should be going with Gold 99 Jason Kelsey. Ah, that card's honestly overkill. I don't need a Gold 99 center, but I feel like I really want a Gold 99 right end. Dude, this Aaron Donald is so good too. He has so many insane abilities. He has unstoppable force that stays on for the entire game after the first nine plays. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. I literally needed offensive line so bad. I'm going Aaron Donald. I can't stop myself. I'm doing it. Obviously, you can't really go wrong. We're getting a Gold 99, but honestly, this is the move. Let's talk about this Aaron Donald. I've got edge threat elite, no outsiders and relentless Tribute rush moves no longer cost points. And on top of that, he gets unstoppable force that stays activated the entire game after the first nine plays. I feel like honestly at that point, you don't even need edge threat elite. I'm actually going to run double or nothing. I really don't know how this works. Like, I don't understand how this works in a game, but double or nothing grants you dominant past rush wins at twice the cost and relentless makes it so rush moves no longer cost points. So does that mean if you stack them, you always get dominant past rush wins? I don't know, but I'm rocking it like this. I understand I need a center, but I just think Aaron Donald will have a bigger impact on me winning games. Onto our second wheel spin, we start out with a Gold 99 career Tribute Aaron Donald. And now I promise I'll work on the O-line. Graveyard, graveyard pack a punch. Did I ever have Jason Kelsey on this team? I don't think I did. So graveyard pack a punch. I can take any player from a previous season and I can get their best version. Now to do this though, I'm gonna have to go back through my life. I'm gonna go look at all my Super Bowl lineups. I know exactly who I'm getting. I'll take you down a trip on memory lane. Wheel of Mutt, the very first Super Bowl of this season. Episode number nine, which is crazy to think about cause this is episode 64. Episode nine, my offensive line in the Super Bowl had an 86 overall right guard. That 86 overall right guard, Chris Lindstrom. In fact, it was this corally Chris Lindstrom right here. And look who happens to have a 97 overall team of the year with 99 strength, 77 speed. Honestly good for a right guard. And then of course, Immaculate stats everywhere else. Chris Lindstrom is my graveyard pack a punch. I love it. Oh, he has Lynch pin for free. That's huge. So we can actually take that off of Russ Grimm. I'm also gonna give him Matador to prevent dominant bull rush moves. Secure protector, he would actually be really nice to shut down inside stuff, but I'd honestly prefer that on my center. Okay, the big thing now is I need to get a quarterback. Otherwise I'm going to this next game with Warren Moon again. This takes us to our third and final wheel spin where hopefully we can replace our quarterback. Please not pack a punch. That's actually so bad right now. Ooh, I actually have a really good pack a punch option now that I look at it, which is Dre Greenlaw because there's a limited Dre Greenlaw who's a lot better than that Dre Greenlaw. But that means I'm rocking Warren Moon for another game. Oh, that's so weird. I don't like that. We do have one AP available on offense too and I just don't know who to use it on. Can Russ Grimm get anything? This is brutal actually. Technically I could pack a punch Frank Ragnar, take him to an 87 overall because he does have an 87 overall center but that's just not good enough to be worth it. Oh, but I have one AP available so I can go gift wrapped. Yeah, that's actually really big. Okay, dude, Warren Moon's going back to back. That's our only option. He honestly was really good. Unless I'm like totally forgetting somebody for pack a punch I do think Dre Greenlaw is our best option here. We just don't have a team that's built to be pack a punch right now. So that's a tough time to get that wheel spin. I usually try to have like backups in place for this exact scenario and I just wasn't ready. That's okay, Dre Greenlaw, the one that we were using was honestly and like really good. I was very impressed. Now we get to upgrade to the 95 overall. He was previously a playoffs limited but now he's obviously a redux. 95 speed, 92 Excel and excellent coverage linebacker which is exactly how we use him. I don't think his overall does him justice. This card is so good. All right, boys, we got some serious linebacker help on today's video. We got Dre Greenlaw and our one day rental Gold 99 Pat McAfee, Gronk and Ray Lewis. I think the biggest holes on this defense is the second year. Chamarie Connerbrand and Stephens are very scary but now we've got Gold 99 Aaron Donnells. I'm not as worried offensively. It's another hopefully Warren Moon masterclass. Tiki Barber has been amazing. I love him. Jamar, Jefferson, Johnston, the Jays and the offensive line got some help with Chris Lindstrom's Lynch pin and Matador. All right, boys. I'm nervous, man. Three Gold 99s though and still no quarterback. Challenge wheel. Dude, I have a silver center in. The challenge will be huge right now. We would need any online position to shore that up. Ah, the odd even. This is a really good one to get. I like this one. The combined total of the game's score needs to be an odd number. This should absolutely be within my control. I need an odd score. Top three all Gold 99s, McAfee, Barber and Donald. Oh, corner Doug Williams quarterback, Justin Jefferson. We probably have a very fair match up here. Oh, boys, you know what this is? This is our first time in the White Lions uniforms. We've been in the throwback Honolulu Blues. Peanut Tillman inside and I'm on McAfee. Covering number 11. Oh, he's going to throw short. That's a bad angle. Really bad angle. Fuck no. Edger and Jean, stop. Bad start. I'll switch the zone here. See if he tries to run this ball. We definitely want his first drive to be a long drive. And the main reason for that is Aaron Donald. Goes Edger and James. Again, gets rocked by Pat McAfee. Keep in mind Aaron Donald's unstoppable force activates after nine downs are played. Okay. Okay. I like this a lot. Nick Boza. Third and 11. That's exactly what we need. I'm going to guest pass here. Oh, that corner routes open. Wait, wait. He puts up a lofter and Pat Sartan is going to fall into the end zone. What was that pass? Did he get hit? I can't tell if he got hit or what happened there. Sartan stayed in bounds. Dodge the tackle too. All right. He's got two inside stuff. So let's be smart here. I said that. Go. Go. San La Porta. All right. Never. I'm never taking. I don't know if I'm taking more and moon out, bro. This guy is a dog. Could this be one of those wheel of must seasons where we take like a low overall quarterback all the way to the bowl? I'm thinking about it then. All right. First intense. He goes to the handoff. Kind of expected him to. Oh, he wants this. He wants this. Sayy. Chamarie Conner. Oh, great pitch. Good joke. He broke the tackle. Darwin. This game is he cooked already? Bro, if you get intercepted by Chamarie Conner, you deserve it. Warren Moon, master class inbound. Throw a laser beam here. Oh, it's actually a horrible ball. Wait, perfect accuracy. What? No man on earth could have caught that ball other than the safety. How is that a perfect accuracy? I'm sorry, Warren Moon. I did you dirty, bro. I don't know what. I don't know what I did wrong there, but that's all right. Why is Tiki Barber my user? Why is Tiki Barber my user? Get a tackle, Tiki. Shit. I could have had a Tiki Barber hit stick right there. Run the ball so Pat McAfee can lick your balls. I own you. Brandon's dude, you're getting cooked by my bum squad. No! The most disrespected thing in the world. I threw that ball off his fucking helmet. I threw that ball off his helmet. Little RPL sauce here. Oh, good block, good juke. Warren Moon, I will not let. Oh wait, I need an odd score. I need an odd score. Or no, I just score and then get the PAT. You know what's going to suck ass? If I score and he quits right when I score, it'll be an even score and not an odd score. Warren Moon. Warren Moon legacy. Warren Moon legacy. You literally can't. Don't quit, don't quit. Let me kick my PAT, please. Please let me get it off. Please. It's an even score right now. Odd, odd, odd, odd. Boom. This is an absolute curb stop. Throw to your half back. What's even weirder is like his first drive. Like initially it felt really good. Foray bomb. I don't know why he threw a bad ball there. Air Noddle. Unstoppable force is activated, gentlemen. He's going to be getting home nice and quick. Oh, good ball. All of a sudden he's doing a little something. Where's 23? Good ball. I can lie, he's kind of killing me with that drag row. I'm going to press cover like this is middle line backer series. Get, get shit on. Oh, I can't see. What if I lurk you right now? Oh, shit. Hey! Woo-hoo! I'm rocking this camera angle. I'm rocking this camera angle in the back of me. The fence can't stop me. I know he wants to check down too. I know it. He wants to throw to his like half back out of the backfield. Shit. Ooh, ooh, ooh. All right, all right. So down. Chill out over there. Chill out. This is actually really difficult on this camera angle. I'm actually going to go on air and Donald. I'm going to manually pass rush. I actually got through. Yeah, I actually got through. That was lit. Now he's going to go same thing. Let's go QB spy Jalen Carter. Shit. I saw that. I should have been able to stop that. Good play. Does he go for two here? Because he has a nine point deficit right now. He may elect to go for two right now. And I think if he does, I think I'm going to stop him. I think what's happening is I don't know nine point game. That's so bad. Keep in mind if you add up the scores right now, it'd be 21. That is still an odd score. What's happening is I don't have a sixth corner. I have three corners, two safeties, and nobody else. So it's just subbing in my best player from offense, which happens to be Gold 99 Tiki Barber. Let's just hit the check down here to Tiki. I would really like to just beam someone deep. It doesn't feel like he's giving it to me. No shit. That was totally my bad. I thought he was going to clear. That's a classic example of getting impatient. Checks it down. God, I can't get there. All right, fine. I'm not so determined that I'll do something stupid. Actually, I am so determined I'll do something stupid. Do it. What a ball. Two point lead, 15 to 13. If you add up the scores right now, it is even. Let's start it right here. He doesn't have no outsiders. That's so good. But of course, he does have McAfee. That's four yards for Tiki. I actually really like that run play. All right, second and sixth. We're going half back blast here. Great double team, Barber. Juke left, huge, gigantic, big stiff arm. Tiki Barber does not have no outsiders on the left side of this line. So there's just not a holy fuck McAfee just blew that play up. It's a silver fullback against a Gold 99 Mill linebacker, but still Laporta laser caught. I've literally never seen him drop a ball. Those are his own chaos down there. He doesn't drop. Sam Laporta might be a touchdown. Oh, look at you. Okay, Jamar. Jamar is sad that we've been sleeping on him. Ever since we got Justin Jefferson, I feel like I look at Jefferson more. And of course, Laporta. I stare Laporta down, bro. And I'm going to stare him down right here too. Oh, but that's a dot. Ooh, still got to use this clock though. Going a little too fast here. Okay, that was so ugly, but it's caught for positive yards. I think Jefferson is in a really, oh, this is so good. If he doesn't get there, yes. Wait, perfect. Get there. Third and one. I think he knows I can pick this up. He's not going to use his time out. Got to get a double team on Chris Jones. The only way I can get this run, third and one, right with the middle. Great double team. Don't take it. Don't take it. I think that was the smart thing to do. But really, I'm really going to be mad at myself. I can't get this in now. All right. 20 seconds on the clock. Still got two timeouts. That's fine. I would rather him tackle me right there than pick six me on the RPO. Okay. Second and goal. We're going to get something out of this. Worn Moon. Worn Moon. Worn fucking Moon. That's mine. He's out of his mind. Why is he so good? Holy shit. The rollout playmaker back corner dot. This man is a 91 overall with not a single ability that would let him throw that. No dashing dead eye. No roaming dead eye. He's just doing it. That was God tier clock management. 22 plus 13 is 35. That is an odd number. And there's only three seconds left. He's got two timeouts. He doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of putting up points here. I wouldn't even be shocked to be ran the ball anticipating that I guess pass. Just going to kind of let Aaron Donald's stock get to the quarterback here. And I think he'll do just fine of that. Yeah, he got his block shed already. He doesn't have this and he knows it. What's the flag for? Pass the line of scrimmage. I think he loses momentum for that. So that's actually pretty nice. Yeah, he does. Nine point lead. That miss P.A.T. Is the biggest piece of the game right now. And I didn't even know this, but I do get ball hair. And this is a real dude. Fuck Mac. Oh, he missed. I don't know how he missed. He played that really well. He's really struggling to cover. I totally take it back. He backed the shit out of that. That was so well guarded. All right, nevermind. I'm going to go right back to the run play on second 19. I think he sees it. Oh, oh, shit. There's a pretty questionable play call, Loki. Does he cover La Porta? Oh, he doesn't drop anything. It's so fucking good. Now we hit him with the post route. He's going to go play that the exact same way, except it's a post now. But she's going to fly to it like it's a corner out. No, you're calling it on that. Let's go. All right, boys. That is for sure an earned rage quit. So I'm not going to play another game, but we earned that one. That was an awesome game. That got scary. What's funny is once he got 13 points, he has not touched the ball since. We just beat him with clock management. We used the entire second quarter. Got the ball a half was about to score again and challenge wheel complete and our record moves to two and one on the season, which is awesome. Oh, that was a really good game. So importantly, we lock in all our good players. Gold 99, Aaron Donald is staying. Chris Lindstrom is staying. And Drake Greenlaw is staying. Pat McAfee. That was our only game with him. Unfortunately, he'll be gone. But honestly, we really didn't need him. This team's got good middle linebackers and Ray Lewis and Gronk. So it's not going to be a huge blow. Importantly here, we can get one pack from the store. Oh my gosh. Wait, the sugar rush eggs have hatched. If I get a sugar rush egg pack, I also get an egg. Yo, I'm doing this for sure. Sugar rush pack will start here. Jonah Williams, he doesn't help us. Fred Warner is nice as a pack-up-hunch option, but he doesn't help us either. Cam Robinson left tackle. I'm pretty sure left tackles can play center. This is awesome. This is really good. And our simple egg. Looks like it's a weekly wildcard. Mike Purcell, 991 overall de-tackle. I still think I like Miles Garrett better. Yeah, I like Miles Garrett better. I'm not going to use him. Apparently, I have an extravagant egg on the bench. This doesn't go on Wheel of Mutt. It's just you guys got a little pack opening in there too. God, that would actually be really good for this team. So the challenge wheel ends up grabbing me a fill-in center, which is left tackle Cam Robinson, who's an 86 overall at center. 95 strength, 6'6". That's way better than Frank Ragnar. That is awesome. I'm going to put 86 Fred Warner in just so I don't forget. Actually, you know what? Because we won't have McAfee. I'll actually have a silver left-out side linebacker. So Fred Warner will actually be a starter. All right, boys. That was an awesome game. Huge dub. Oh, look at me almost forgetting about the rage cut wheel. Boys, there is actually heat on the rage cut wheel. We've just never gotten it. If I could get it right now, I wouldn't be mad. What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? So a 93 choice. Like, I could take a center here. I could take a free safety. I think I kind of want to reserve those positions for something that's actually really good, like maybe next episodes wheel spins. I'm hoping there's a 93 overall fullback. I would take a 93 fullback right now. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. And he has, dude, he has the best pack of punch option. Christian Okoye has a 98 overall limited Nigerian nightmare throwback card. Oh, I have to row. Yes. Oh, Christian Okoye, 93 choice ends up being an amazing spin. Christian Okoye, the Nigerian nightmare. We actually, me and Christian Okoye, back when I was in high school, I had the exact same nickname. The Nigerian. But not for the same reason. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done. Holy shit, I'm done. No free abilities, but one of my favorite cards. 90 speed, 89 strength. What's kind of annoying is they actually didn't give this card very good blocking stats because they intended him to be like a running back. Whereas the the other card has really good blocking stats. He has 88 catching traffic though. His blocking stats are okay. He's still really good. He's 253 pounds. That's pretty important. Still some work to do, but I'm loving how this team is looking at a dude. I'm sticking with Warren Moon. I'm sticking with Warren Moon. He's playing his heart out. So he's staying in. All right, boys. Thank you for watching as always. I love you guys and I'll see you in the next episode. Peace.