 It's all tied up at 13 apiece and double overtime, passes it to the middle, oh deflected and it goes in and that is how Cornell lost to Harvard in Women's Lacrosse. You missed that because you never planned on watching it and this is everything you missed that you never planned on watching. And today's episode is brought to you by Under 510, thanks for sponsoring. Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh. USFL football has begun and on the very first play of the season for Birmingham, they go 61 yards for the easy touchdown. Look at that, yup, I did it. It was me, come celebrate, it's got boom, boom, boom, yeah, yeah, yeah, crowd loves it. Wide open, this kid, no celebration, doing his job, staying cool, didn't see shit, not me. In the hands, out of the hands for a little and then he secures it. And I like the quarterback, Smith, his dance, little windmill, little windmill now. This team, they play multiple quarterbacks. So that's Smith, this is McGow, Alex McGow. And he also has a pretty impressive touchdown, gets that guy jumping and then runs it in, he's gonna get that guy, you're gone and then he's just gonna lean into that guy so let's score together. And he's gonna come up with a different celebration. He goes flexes down, serious. Number 14 tries to cut ahead of him. Like he's the leader of the pack and he's like, dude, not on my touchdown, please stay back. This is a, I'm kind of leader of the pack on this one. You catch it, you can lead and then they push him and everything got messed up. His teammates mess it all up and he's like, you wanna jump up and say hi? Jumps up and then it cracks the whip and then more celebrating with his teammates. So two different quarterbacks for Birmingham, both impressive touchdowns. Who do you got? Got him! Yeah, they did got him. Arkansas State was up three to one in the seven game series at one point. They're up three to two here and Vanderbilt is trying to come all the way back. We're in the ninth frame and Vanderbilt gets a strike and she's gonna say, goodbye. She's all excited about it. And this is Mabel Cummins. She's the player of the year. She's the rock for Vanderbilt and what's gonna happen is she bulls it and she misses the pocket and gets the dreaded 3-10 split. Now that is a huge lane for Arkansas State to keep the pressure on and win this game the fourth and take home the trophy and they do another strike. Yeah, pressure's on Mabel. She's gotta pick up the 3-10 split. Deep breath, focusing, focusing. She's gotta pick it up to secure. Boom, boom, easy, easy. Just Mabel Cummins, she's the player of the year. Doesn't even smile, doesn't even scream. She knows it's not over. Reset, coach says reset. Let that adrenaline go, dump it, start over. Next one for Vanderbilt. Okay, another strike, pressure's on, but, but that was for Arkansas. Vanderbilt and Mabel, all she has to do, I think she had to get like eight pins and they would have won this and forced to game seven. Something like that. I'm not a math guy and I never have been, I never try to be, well, no, that's not true. I try to be and I'm bad at it. Here she is, she's ready. She's dialed in, she reset, focused and picks up all 10. Dang, let's go right now. That sends it to game seven where Vanderbilt wins it. They were down 3-1. Mabel Cummins, drama, intensity. You guys missed that, but you're glad you're caught up now. Next up, we've got a cool slide in the Clemson pit softball game. On second, decides to go to third. Risky, swim move, the perfect swim move. Yeah, Aump was in position, he stays in position the whole time. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not me, not gonna get me. The glove is there and she's just gonna say, oh, I oversled the base on purpose so you can't reach me. And then I went over and bam, I don't even think she actually went over anything. Did she? She comes up and that, oh, that helps the jersey out and then she touches down and bam. That's a nice swim move in a softball game. You guys didn't see that, uh-uh, we'll dance. He scans the whole defense. Where are they playing me? Where are they playing me? Well, you can see they're playing nobody behind him. And if you get the ball to hit the wall, it's a four run shot, so he does that. Oh, so cool. Now this has become quite common in cricket, it used to not be the ramp shot or the scoop shot, but that does not just look like a position of offensive prowess, but he got four runs with that. Just skill, just knowing what he wants to do in doing it. The ball's coming in, I'm just gonna die here. Ramp it over the infield and go to the outfield. Should have played me there. You didn't know I had that shot in my bag, huh? This is a really cool goal. So number two's coming in, goalie makes a blocker save. This guy grabs it between the legs and I did that. I just did that. You were watching and I did it. Frazier, 95, little Randy Rosarini, a post up. Hug, that's at least I think of Randy because I have a baseball brain and grabs it between the legs. For no reason, it seems like. For no reason. It seemed like he just wanted to get it on the ground. I guess since the goalie's standing, you just wanna go low and that's how he felt. He could go lowest the most. And then this face is, it was a close game too, it wasn't a blowout. He's just like, oh, shit. All right, let's get real. Watch this 1.5 second clip. Here it is. Okay, watch it again. Okay, how many high fives do you think took place in that 1.5 second shot of this audience? Place your bets, pause the video, comment below. How many high fives do you think took place? All right, let's keep track. There's one right there over the row. Two right there. Keep it going. There's three, four, five. And then on the top right, you're gonna get six, nice. This guy's doubling up. He's got his right hand for seven and his top left hand for eight. Here we, oh, okay, that's nine right there. Solid 10 between those two and then they finish it up. 11, 12, down low, white to black. That's 13, 14 on the bottom there. That was another high five. This guy's gonna pick up one there. That's 15, 16, 17, 18. Ooh, the sneaky reach around. This guy doesn't even know what's happened to him. 19, 20, solid, trying to hurt each other a little bit. 21, 22, and that's all. And that's all. And this guy didn't high five anyone. He just took licks of his ice cream. No high fives for him. But I am going to put him in fan of the week but first you have to know that this episode was brought to you by under 510. I'm short, most of you are short too. If you're not, whoop-de-doo. Go tell your friend who's short that he can finally get pants that are made just for him. 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