 I swear, this entire new gender identification thing is just some kind of academia, 136th wave feminist deconstructivist movement to make men call themselves sissies. Oh, sissy! I'm telling you. No, no, no, I'm telling you guys. It's just like when some bully makes you punch yourself in the face and then they're like, why you punching yourself in the face? Ha ha ha. Stop hitting yourself! Take one! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! No! I mean, these academia 136th wave feminist deconstructivists are like, why are you calling yourself a siss? Ha ha ha, you sissy. And it's like, why did I call myself a siss? Because the only other choices on the online application form were like transgender and non-binary for crying out loud. I mean, the application form wouldn't let me continue without choosing an option. But this isn't a presidential release of prisoner form. Those are blue. Oh, I'll stay here. You forced me to call myself a siss, dang it. And they're like, whatever sissy, I bet you like hitting yourself in the face too, ha ha ha. I'm telling you, those sneaky 136th wave feminist deconstructivists, I mean, they act like they're including some large spectrum of gender identity. But on the application, they only let you just cross over the line of possibly being a man. They're like, you can be a man, but you have to just barely be over the center point to sissy man. Excuse me, but if we're making up spectrum of gender characteristics, I don't think sissy man should be like the end point of the male side of the spectrum. I think the spectrum, I want to be self-identified as Rambo, which should be acceptable given the fact that realism doesn't seem to be a thing with these self-identification process. Dang, academia 136th wave feminist deconstruct, I mean, think about it. In normal life, if someone called you a siss, you'd think they were picking a fight. Would you not? It would be a perfectly reasonable assumption. Your grandfather was a thieving bastard, stable boy. What did you say? But then with these job applications, that's like the least offensive choice. Obviously, there's a translation problem here. Hooker, prostitute, slut for money. And how dare they? How dare they? Well, now you're crossing the line. No, you are crossing the line! Don't they know I'm a privileged patriarchal white male round here for crying out loud? How dare they do this manipulative stuff on the application? No no says the academia 136th wave feminist deconstructivist. Siss is a perfectly normal term. You're the cruel one for not using it, they say. Just watch me. It's so simple. You sissy Mary. But honestly, I feel like there's some manipulation going on here. Now Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mama? I've never heard of the term until like five seconds ago. Oh for crying out loud. I mean, I don't even know what it means. This trial is the biggest load of... I heard that it somehow stands for like the same sex you were presumed at birth. Two bodies sharing the same feet? But even that doesn't make any sense. Does that even mean? I mean, my cousin had a kid just last week with a Johnson that weighed one-third the entire baby's weight. And the doctor still refused to identify the gender at birth. So like how can siss mean the sex you were presumed at birth if they stop presuming a sex at birth? I'm telling you, they're just trying to make you call yourself a sissy. Up there it says he was out. And he's way up there on a mezzanine. Hey!