 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Shall we mean to God Andrew Schultz we are the brilliant idiots podcast We don't have no pre-roll today, so we can get right to it. Yes Just joining us Or if you're a long time listener, you know last week we started a formatted show. Oh, yeah, baby So we start the show off with a segment called brilliant idiot So we salute things that are positively brilliant and we salute things that are idiotic What do you have for positively brilliant today Andrew Schultz? What was positively brilliant to you in the past seven days? I had I had one I had one and I you know, it might be the same one That you had well morning one, but um, oh here's what was positively brilliant. Okay Tyson fury's trainer Who is the trainer? Who is this trainer? I know it's a new guy. I know he had a new one Yeah, sugar hill steward sugar hill steward right from Detroit, I think from Detroit out of the crunk gym a manual steward Remember a manual steward the you know famed legendary I'm trying to do something in your life, bro. If you're a box So how's the Detroit um and There's a couple videos that catch this one happened at the press conference. I saw another video saw it So during the press conference Andy Lee used to be a boxer Under a manual steward, but it was also I guess working the corner goes and brings Tyson a bottle of water Mm-hmm, and then Tyson looks back at Somebody and goes is did this come from us and the person goes no and then he hands the water back to Andy Lee So they're not drinking it and I go wow I go, huh? That's interesting Then I watch another post fight interview. He was just doing in his locker room and you could see his trainer go The trainer says hey, we ran out of water Don't drink anything else. I don't care who gives it to you And I never after the fight after the fight I never consider this shit But these guys are worth hundreds of millions of dollars right wilder every fight is going to generate hundred million dollars As long as he's a champion if you are the promoter of wilder and he lost you might do everything in your power to ensure Absolutely, he did not lose meaning taint one of the water bottles put a little something in there And it was tainted wilders water I just thought it was brilliant like to be in like instead of getting caught up in the celebration back now We still got to get out of here. You still got to piss clean Everything's got to be good loved it. I think it was brilliant. Um, just the way Tyson fury fought I'm not gonna friend. I think all of us picked the ante wilder. There's only one person I know who picked Tyson fury. Mm-hmm. His name is glasses Malone, but glasses glasses glasses Go glasses has been picking Tyson fury for the five years even when Tyson free was in rehab somewhere I was alcoholic fucking tight glasses was like you lucky Tyson ain't there Tyson will beat all of them and um I just liked the way he fought man 273 pounds He did exactly what he said he was going to do the ante wilder which I I was like, he's out of his fucking mind if he thinks he's gonna press the ante wilder He said it he said I'm gonna pressure him and I'm gonna try to knock him out by the second round And he actually fought that fight like no fear and I was thinking about this, right? When you got hit last fight, you went down twice Clearly he feels like he took wildest best shots And it didn't hurt him, right? So he approached this fight with no fucking fear I think wilder First of all, I don't think I still love bronze bomb. I think the ante will be back But it don't seem like they had any game plan like whatsoever. Even when they went to the corner I didn't see like his trainer talking to him or you know telling him to make some adjustments It was just like, yo, just just just just get them just get them. Just get them So it was almost like he was just looking for that one big punch. I think that Wilder didn't game plan for Tyson and I think that Tyson He felt like Tyson didn't have that power. Mm-hmm, right So it seemed to me like he wanted to take a couple from Tyson In order to get that one he was willing to trade and I think that trade didn't work out That trade did not work out. It was it looked like a man against a child It looked like a man against a child. Have you ever like you'll be younger brother you beat up That's what it looked like when you beat up your younger brother Like there was a time where where fury punched wilder in the stomach And dropped them But it wasn't like you get dropped from a body shot. Usually body shot I've been dropped from a body shot only time I've been dropped in a boxing match is from a body shot I've been stunned and shit, but what happens is it hits you in the body? You take a step back and then you just can't breathe. Yeah, and then you take a knee He hit him in the body and he flew like it was a fucking marvel movie He flew back. By the way, that's he reminded me of marvel movie Remember when fucking Hulk grab Loki and he just So that's what fury was doing was doing the goddamn the undead wilder during black history month During black history month. That's that I'm gonna be honest. Just respect I didn't think that I loved wilder that much. I knew I liked what I said I knew I like wilder a lot. I knew I liked wilder a lot, right? First of all, let me set the picture for you. Yeah, yeah It uh, this could be under the idiotic session, but it's not we had a good time My daughter had a chili We tried to have structure My daughter had a chili and competition. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we was in wildwood new jersey. Yes, right? First of all, I totally understand Why people don't go to wildwood new jersey Okay, and the problem with chili and competitions is they have these chili and competitions in places people really don't want to be Right, you know I'm saying. Yeah salute the atlantic city Great town. Yeah. Yeah, you don't just go to atlantic city. Yeah, you know I'm saying wildwood new jersey Yeah, great town. I don't think you just go to wildwood new jersey, right? Yeah, so it's the middle of winter Everything's fucking close. You just lost $10,000. You don't want to hear enthusiasm No, that's what cheer is right? Let's go Somebody fucking blow this cheer competition up everything in wildwood new jersey is closed We're staying in a nice two-star hotel called the starlux Oh It's just how I know That I am a great father. Okay, because I'm looking at this shit a little just a little There's a little pissed off at the wife like baby. Come on now. We just this is the stuff we trying to run from Right while loving your daughter is like relax It's a bed I got a bed We good. Yeah, you only hit for a couple days. Yeah, I said, well goddamn You ain't never been poor So this don't bring back no trauma for you This don't trigger nothing in you this triggers everything in me, but I understand So i'm watching dianthe wild on my laptop because of course there's no pay-per-view in a goddamn two-star hotel Of course not you got a tv with the back on it still watching it on my laptop. I told my wife I said look we're gonna get us some plastic cups pint of remi if you're gonna do it Let's do it like I used to do it back in the day So we're drinking out the plastic hotel cups. We drunk i'm watching dianthe I love this. You know me and my wife we go to fights like we watch boxing. Yep We sitting there like that's really our family member like dianthe no Because it was a sense of pride when he walked out. He had on the motherfucking decepticon uniform like the guy rapping I don't even know what he was rapping De smoke de smoke you said pop smoke. No, he said de smoke. Oh, I'm about to say All right. P pop smoke but if pop smoke was there he lost that would very be really disrespectful. Yeah, that would be fucked up Come on But de smoke comes out. He does this very positive powerful song. I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on I didn't know if you I thought somebody just jumped out from a crowd and just started saying Black history black power black unity de smoke won on river flow in the netflix show. So he won that rivermen flow The netflix show. That's like a wrap. Oh, yes. You were on that. Yeah. No, I wasn't Weren't you featured on that or something? I interviewed chance and ti. Yeah, but Could you put your mind your business I'm about to break your laptop. All right. I'm trying to go somewhere with this story I'm trying to go somewhere. Let's go. He's in a two star hotel smoking crack with his wife and daughter I thought the auntie while this entrance was positively brilliant Positively brilliant. I thought both of their entrances were positively brilliant. Love. I was actually mad after his entrance Because in my mind, I'm like, what the fuck the act of like he the champion. Yo That's the genius about it. I didn't like the act like he had the belt and you believed it came out with the patsy kline Are we supposed to give linear heavyweight champions that kind of respect? I don't know what we supposed to do I didn't understand that but I got to say uh, even with that I was telling people types of fury wasn't a he's not a sucker. This wasn't a ruiz Joshua situation. Ruiz ain't no sucker either, but it's not like fury was an underdog No, he beat him the first round if beat him the first time he didn't win But he beat him. Yeah. Yeah, and he didn't Type of fury is never lost. Yes. The only thing that beat types of fury was depression And anxiety and his mental health issues and then the substance abuse. That's what beat types of fury. Yes Type of fury came back Got back on his bike and he fucking He gave it to the auntie wilder. I didn't know I liked the auntie wilder that much, yo I'll be honest with you. It was difficult for you to watch in it It was difficult to watch bro because I've never seen because the auntie exudes so much power Bro and so much strength so much kingshit So to see him just he was just flopping around around like what the fuck is wrong? It wasn't good It wasn't good. Yeah What what taylor grab the fucking microphone? Wait, does that one work? It's too early. It's only the first format Wait, you got a dupe Okay, maybe we need to get through a what a fucking idiot segment since you want to talk about go ahead Yes, go ahead. Okay. Go. He was saying how like That hurt about watching that was hurt. Did you make it a racist? No, and he was light-skinned What are you talking about? No, we had this whole discussion about it. Who had this whole discussion? Let me tell you something Let me tell you something. I never had this discussion with you He's lucky that he's not light-skinned because the bruises that fury put on his body would have showed up way more if he was light-skinned if he was the beige bomber Oh my lord I'm saying because he represents as a like he's a dark skin man. He's so strong and everything else and like represents me like You're like I just think that be you might you might be right. I just think that he exudes so much power But I'm not uh, he's putting too much pressure on boxers. Yo, this is like Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is like way better figures to look up to Ali is one of the greatest black historical figures ever and he lost Yeah, you know what I'm saying now. Here's another black man, but that's not the case So that's what I'm saying like a lot. All right. I was I was I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't there because I'm a fan. I like Tyson fury I'm a fan of that fury. I'm a fan of what he stands for. I like him as a person I'm saying I like a ball. I like a boxing as an american I love an american heavyweight with concussive power I don't give a fuck call me bias if you're listening to this in the uk right now You're proud that you got uh, uk all the boats come on so But the reality the matter is Tyson fury came in and beat the shit out of deontay wilder and deontay wilder showed a lot of fucking heart And he got trashed on social media Which is what happens like he shouldn't personalize that we all go through that You get that type of fame and you get beat up you go and get it on social media Let's go this week I think we should be able to go back and forth between the what a fucking idiot segment and brilliant segment Because I agree with you. Okay. Go. I think those people on social media idiots. Now. I understand that when you lose a game Like I don't think I don't think it's lack of love like like you like we've all went through things not on maybe you probably have But maybe not uh for me not on that level, but whereas something embarrassing happens and then the internet just jumps on it I'm an asshole to a lot of people right You're an asshole to a lot of people y'all think y'all never been no asshole to people I'm not even gonna say the young lady's name, but me and a young lady are really cool She's from alabama and I hit her. I was like, yo, how you feel about you know, diana. Why are you losing? She was like My mama said he deserves it. I said why? He don't take care of his kids. I'm like, what the fuck that's actually not true Don't they have one of his kids I'm saying I'm like, why would she say some shit like that? But what I'm telling you by saying that is that's the type of petty dumb shit That happens when a person takes an L right me and Taylor was arguing monday because the first thing she does is come in the Studio and I go the ante ain't shit A man don't go 49 and oh or whatever the fuck he was and you ain't shit Me saying what I said, I said that I don't think the ante as good as I thought I wanted him to be because Because of one loss no, no, no, no, I'm not saying he's not a good fighter though All I'm saying is when I come to like the athletes Tyson fury show like he was bouncing around and showing energetic I don't chill you pissing off our listeners. Yo, they want you they fucking mad as hell right now. Let's talk for 30 seconds Here's here's the reality. Here's the he's not adrian brona adrian brona get his ass I can understand the social media backlash like now. Here's what you're saying. Yes You felt like it was unfair because he'd literally only done positive things He'd only been supportive and then now the reality is everybody gets these jokes I think that's something that the internet shows especially if you lose it embarrassing fashion Jokes are one thing but celebrating somebody's what you think is there downfall is different, bro Oh, do you think that there was like a bigger thing at play here? It was a celebration. It was like, yeah Like oh, yeah, he ain't under feet like it was weird But do you think there was a bigger cultural thing here? Like do you think it was like like um, oh, I got it go I have never seen Deontay's successes Screamed as loud as his one loss meaning that this man has won 49 fights You don't see people talking about Deontay wilder like that, you know, I'm saying let's start think about it on social media Think about all the amazing knockouts. He's had we're boxing guys. So we see it You don't see people talking about him, but then when he loses there they're screaming his failure When they used to just whisper his success, but I have a problem. So I guess I guess my question is like Sometimes culturally I find we do this right like we build something up when they're the underdog And then when they get really successful, we tear them down Absolutely, right and I don't know if that's an american thing or a human thing or whatever it is But do you think that's what's at play here? Here's this guy who the second he stopped being the underdog He was the big bad wolf who blows the house down the second he was Unbeatable the second he was the most ferocious man in the world the most concussive man in the world Do do people start resenting that and going well, that makes me feeling secure because I'm not that way And then when he loses you go ha ha ha you're just like me I think so I think that when you Are so good and you're undefeated and shit like that you give off this era This aura of like invincibility You know and I think that it makes people feel like you're back to their level When you take a l It's the same reason you like to see tom brady lose and the patriots the same reason like you want to see The Yankees lose you want to see you root against floyd may whether every fucking time but even floyd floyd's cocky Yeah, so I can understand why people would want to see you know floyd lose or you root against america Like every country knows exactly what's wrong with america. That's why you got no health care. That's why you got this Why you got that? Why you got that? You know what I mean, but But yeah, I thought it was brilliant. You know what else I thought was brilliant this week um michael jordan His speech at koby brams memorial service Him mentioning the crying me the reason I thought that was a bar The reason I thought it was brilliant because as I'm watching it I text little duvall and I said Michael jordan about to bring the crying meme back and duvall put back a bunch of laughing mode. He said yo we assholes Right, and then like five seconds later 10 seconds later. He mentions it The reason I thought it was dope is because it's certain things you can't get away from Michael jordan is the michael jordan of ugly crying There is nobody on this planet Who ugly cries better than michael jeffrey fucking jordan? It is the weirdest shit like you know how in in glory when denzel Did that one tear and it sat on his face? It's like michael puts out multiple tears and they just go all over his fucking Back down his fucking forehead down to his cheeks. They round his mouth. He looks come dawn He looks fucking come down Bro, it's a glaze. It's a glaze. It's a fucking glazing. It's like the snot coming out his nose Yeah, I did fuck and did you just get blacked? Who the fuck keeps on michael jordan? Let me dunk on your face This is payback god damn But that's how it looks so it's just like bro. If you don't have a napkin nearby You gotta acknowledge that shit. Yes, like and then it's like I didn't even see him wipe his face Now he let it go. I respect that though. I like that. That's how men cry, bro I'll be like this don't do this this shit is pussy, son When you do the windshield wipers up your face now, let it let it stream something to that man That shit go yo, yeah, you let it go because it seemed like after he mentioned it just disappeared Say what? Oh, you think the tears went away go back and watch that video yo after he mentioned it It's like his whole face just dried up And why did we never see michael cry like that when he was playing He never cried. He hit it He cried after he won the first championship. He hit it better. But he stayed in the locker room with his hand with his head It was covered. Yeah, he wouldn't let us see him dude We were having a conversation on flagrant this week, which is which I think was interesting regarding michael jordan Why he's the greatest athlete of all time talk to me. Okay This could possibly fit into positively brilliant. Okay, um he's the greatest athlete of all time because He erased his competitors from the history books Oh, what our question if you was in the if you was in the joyden era, I didn't even know you exist Think about like our kids, right? Are not going to know john stockton carl malone reggie miller Inside the mba. He's charles buckley alive. That's exactly what I said. Yes 100% 100% patrick ewing done that whole big squad the boom So you can't compare him to a lebron or these other guys because lebron has not erased his competitors From history. I agree. Think about that. That's greatness. And then the other thing. I was talking to, um, tony hitchcliff from the kill tony show Um, he said it's something interesting. You know, what's interesting about jordan. You can only compare him When you do compare him you often only compare him to people who play individual sports And that's a sign of greatness when you play a team sport and the only people you can liken your dominance to Or tennis or golf, you know tiger had his heyday only reason I get what he's saying But the only reason I wouldn't make that comparison is just because I don't feel like and I'm not dissing none of those sports I guess I am I don't feel like none of those sports Matter athletically the way basketball does right i'm saying the way football right even the way baseball does right No disrespect to golf and tennis. I just maybe maybe tennis more than golf tennis has athleticism more than golf Yes, 100% tennis more the biggest knock I would say on tennis or sports like tennis and like hockey is that There's a financial requirement same with like swimming. There's a financial requirement to enter it You eliminate all the poor people and who's the best at best at sports? Yeah The best is fucking that makes so much fucking sense, bro So it's like michael phelps might be the fastest swimmer that we know of But the real fastest swimmer might be lebanon if he grew up with a fucking no, there's somebody in cuba right now That can swim back and forth between cuba and florida. I'm telling you right now Let's go. Well, I bet you there's a cuban swimming in cuba right now That have been swimming back and forth from cuba to florida for years. Well, of course michael phelps has You gotta swim faster than sharks, bro. You know what type of swimming that is I'll bet you I bet you but no, I agree. I agree with everything you just said about michael jordan There's something there right about like eliminating the your competition like Eliminate from the history books and I bet you could take that out of just sports, dude I bet you could take it I mean some some people might say it about you in radio Some people might go, you know during charlemagne's radio heyday Who were the other radio? DJs or what do you call yourselves personality personalities? That we're spoken about I'm not talking about the ones grandfathered in those people always exist We're talking about during the 10 years or whatever during the heyday who else was mentioned No one it's a good point. Yeah, you're wrong. You're right Not right think about it. It's a testament of greatness Who else is going to be mentioned during your air? And again, it's not during the entirety of your career It's during your years of greatness. The only reason hakeemalajuan is spoken about is because say it, you know Jordan retired and he's really not spoken about it. We're being honest But but every year some big man goes and like in the off season learns how to do some moves from him, right? He's always kind of in the conversation Dude, kenny smith is only on inside the mba Because jordan retired for fucking two years. That's no listen. You're not wrong I I I agree with you. I've by the way. I've never seen any uh era of dominance like Michael Jordan, it's unbelievable. I I haven't seen it because this this guy went to the finals three years in a row Retired and went back three years. So it's like you literally had You know a eight-year run where Michael Jordan was always in the finals and not just in the finals winning I know people will sit there and be like, oh, well LeBron. Yeah, LeBron might have did that in the eastern conference But for the whole mba, it's other people you're going to talk about when you're talking about the LeBron James era Yep, you know I'm saying LeBron James has his era, but there's other people that will be talking about Steph You're gonna talk. You're definitely going to talk about step because he got them rings. Absolutely. You're gonna talk about kd kd Absolutely, there's a lot of guys you're gonna talk about. You know who Steph You know who would be the Steph of that era reggie miller We'll never talk about reggie because never one Jordan didn't allow that shit to happen But if reggie got some rings, we we'd probably call him the greatest shooter of all time Reggie, bro. If we be honest Go to state might be the shit of that era Now the reason I give LeBron the reason I give LeBron the slight edge because he beat that super team The 73 and 9 super team that went to the finals five years in a row LeBron beat them once but he didn't beat the better version of that team Which was kd when kd was there like you can't even be you can't even Yeah, it's just put it this way when Jordan was in the league. No one ever said there was a better team in the league than the boss No, so how LeBron is going to be the best in the league Right If there's another team that was better, it isn't I I think low-key and I'm guilty of it I think we forget how fucking dominant Jordan was yo, bro. We forget how dominant Jordan was because that was in the 90s. She just was like We know because we lived it. Yeah, these kids looking at us like we shot you at your fucking mind Nobody's better than LeBron. Nobody was better than Kobe like Michael Jordan That's what it's like talking about a Michael Jordan really is the meme He's really the crying face. We're talking about a meme and think about this, right? Kobe's memorial service Yeah, I gotta give Jordan just a little bit of it a little a little bit of what a fucking idiot. Okay, go Kobe Bryant's memorial service. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're up there giving a speech. Yeah, these kids don't really know you Yeah, it's almost like when you fucking You know realized that that Wendy's was a real girl You know what I'm saying? Oh, no, I'm okay. Like because it's a Jordan I know the sneaker Jordan. Uh-huh. Like, oh, that's a real person, right? Yeah, so he's up there and he's talking And you give you give the people what they know you for this generation What does this generation know you for the crying face and that's what you give them Michael You gotta know your audience. You gotta know you know, I think that was good. You don't think that's possibly brilliant What's he supposed to do dribble basketball token? Come on. Hey guys, let me show you what I used to do. Yes. Make sure you show the highlights Start backing something when I was busting Kobe's ass in the all-star game They showed one. He had one little clip that showed him talking to Kobe Show the highlights when I was Show him why I was busting Kobe's ass in the all-star game. All right, because that's how the By the way, that's how the speech started the speech started off on some um, um, I'm your big bro I was sunning you type shit. Yeah, you're annoying little brother calling me asking me study my moves Wanted to be just like me. I was like, holy shit. I love it He's Michael. He's Michael. That's Michael bro. He can't turn off. He can't turn off Mike. Mike's not an idiot I'll tell you who is a fucking idiot. Who? Joe Biden Is he a senile or is he an idiot? I don't give a fuck. We not give no We not dementia is not an excuse yet What because if he's smart enough if you could coherent enough to run for president We're not fucking letting you off or is this a weekend at bernie shit I don't know. Someone gotta do a weekend at biden's like a little Like instagram video or spoof or whatever because he literally Doesn't know what he's saying while he's saying it. Did you see him at the south? It was the south canada Dinner or some shit. Not what he said play the shit tail. Now. Listen to this. This is Joe biden By the way people this is Joe biden on monday. Yeah, this was monday Okay, listen. Yeah, i'm the president and I have a simple proposition here I'm here to ask you for your help where I come from You don't get far unless you ask my name is Joe biden I'm a democratic candidate for the united states senate Look me over if you're like we see help out if not both the other by give me a look though, okay Okay, now let me tell you everything that's wrong with that because that might have went over your head Joe biden first ran for us in it in 1972 Right now. He's running for president in 2020 for the third time What a fuck did he tell those people that he's running for us in it? Why why That's not even the biggest issue of that line The biggest issue of that line for me is he said if you don't like me vote for the other biden. Yep. Who the fuck is the other biden? My name is Joe biden. I'm a democratic candidate for the united states senate Okay, doesn't he sound like doesn't he sound like one of those people that just got uh Like they're molar removed and they're still on the laughing gas Yes, yeah The girls kind of wake up and they start saying wow shit to the doctor That's what I feel like he's constantly on they just inflate him full of some laughing gas or some methamphetamines or something They just give him some talking points go on out there and do it. I think he's a fucking clone. Yeah I think he's a robot. I think that was a glitch. I think everything we see from him is a glitch when he said vote for the other biden I think there isn't I think there isn't a other biden, bro I think the other biden is the biden that they said was the most selectable democratic candidate I think the other biden was the biden they said could beat donald trump And we need to go find that other biden because that biden. Yeah, he ain't the one, bro Where do you think he is? Shit with barack design creating new netflix shows. Oh, you think It's chilling and I think and I think once he gets the nomination if he gets the nomination Yeah, they'll reel the real biden out now you take it home All right You take it home. There's other biden the robot is done When by the time super tuesday comes and they vote you get the nomination put the real biden out there Do you think he has a chance? There's no way He's got all of them have still have a chance. You think yeah, because he won he won He was the second place in nevada If he went south can liner going into super tuesday, he got a chance right got a chance and plus they want him to have it The establishment wants him. I think the establishment is divided over him and buddha judge I think that they're setting buddha judge up for a greater play later Oh talk to me. I just think they're setting him up for a greater play later. I think that he I think buddha judge was somebody that Into the race. Um, sure. He's had conversations with the powers that be the illuminati whoever the fuck And they told him like look, you know, this is a good way to get your name out there like you're young You're charismatic like, you know, you represent diversity because you're gay I think that you know the presidential election will be a great way for you to get your name out there Right. I'm saying it's kind of like it's kind of it's kind of some brilliant shit like andre yang did I don't know. I don't I don't think andre yang was really trying to win I think andre yang was trying to promote his books trying to promote his new ideas and it's led into him being A character figure now. He's got a job. We're seeing that and you know, I mean, I think it's the same thing with man pete I think man pete has some great ideas I think he's um super smart And I think that he was really just trying to get his name up but now it's like we're here It's like shit. Fuck it. Let me go for it. Yeah, if I can if I can if I can do it now Why not why not go for it? You know, so I think I think that's setting him up for a greater play later I think he winds up in the senate You know more so than anything and he'll he'll if he runs for a senate seat He'll probably win that in the landslide. Do you think that he could win a senate seat in indiana? Yeah, really gay guy in a republic and a and a democrat in like republican indiana conservative indiana He's married south bend. He fucking was number one He was like tied for number one in the iowa caucuses like he was yeah, you know top what three in nevada Like yeah, but he's got to do it within his state or move to another state. I mean not nevada new hamster. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't I don't see why not. I don't I don't see why not but I just think that set him up for a greater play later um I think that I personally think the establishment wants bloom burger biden That's who I think the establishment was I think the establishment wants bloom burger biden, you know people got upset with me on um Because I gave joe biden donkey of the day and I said during donkey of the day that you know the first Person to announce a black woman As their running mate or a woman of color as their running mate wins And they was like, oh, that's tokenism. I said no the three people I named or over qualified I named send in a comma to harris probably to run with biden Stacey abams the run with mad bloomberg which makes perfect sense because mad bloomberg gave her five million dollars for her fair fight 2020 last year our um nina turner to run with senator bernie sanders and like all those people are More than over qualified, but any any white man who Runs on the democratic ticket Either has to have a woman or a woman of color as their VP you think you have to You have to in 2020 Is this it's the same reason people got to have diversity on their fucking tv shows and in the workplace And isn't that you'd be you'd be tone deaf and blind if you didn't have a woman in particular a woman of color As your VP and the reason I I think that one of those Because to me it's all about the running mates at this point, right? because none of the guys that you see out there are They're all uninspiring none of them are making you like, oh, I gotta go out and vote for them So it's like build your team right show people what you got around you. You know So who are the who are the most loyal voting bloc in politics? I don't know I think black women, right? Oh, yeah, yeah for the Democrats Yeah, like 90 of black women or someone that voted for hillary last year. So I wonder if the establishment is going. Okay, we got them. That's a lock We don't need to Cater to them because they're the most loyal voting bloc. Why don't we put someone else in there? That will get the people that are in the middle To pull over to our side. That's true by me, but listen I'm wondering strategically if they do that. Maybe that's not the best decision for the country Maybe that's not the best decision for this election But I wonder if strategically to pull over those centrist voters just like trump picked A really religious dude to pull those religious guys over So I wonder if they pick someone kind of in the middle The democrats pick someone a little bit in the middle to pull everybody's moderate, right? Well, he won't vice again. No, I'm saying but if he's the if he's on the leading ticket You go grab senator harris I I think that that's a if biden wasn't senile. I think that I think that that would be an actual really interesting ticket Right because they're both kind of conservative for democrats. They're both hard on crime They're like biden's like no, we're not doing weed weed's not going to be legalized like They're both tough if joe smokes and weed you straighten right the fuck up. Oh, you think he's straight? I forget everything you think so I think he'd be up there like i'm senator come on harris Oh Maybe maybe I think I think he was creating right to fuck up. Um, I agree with you though I just think that you know once you get by the way, I think everybody's moderate except for bernie and elizabeth Yo, elizabeth gotta go. Yeah, I don't like elizabeth. This girl gotta go. She's so fucking phony Yes, let's do it. We got to put her under the what a fucking idiot part. I hated What she said to mad bloomberg like she literally told mad bloomberg She's a snitch, bro. She a tattletale Well in 1993 well you did shut up. She told mad bloomberg get a haircut She told mad bloomberg, bro. Yo, you told a woman to kill her baby Now Aren't you pro abortion? We hear the thing. Yeah, this ain't social media It's not a blog This is a debate stage In america on a tuesday fucking night. Yeah, you can't just put that on me without no fucking proof If you put that shit on me, you better have the summer jam screen behind you With me coming up on the video saying hey, yes kill the baby Or immediately your social media team should be posting a video of me saying this shit And that's what bloomberg said bloomberg said I never said that shit Yeah, but now you're defending some shit and once you defend some shit, you look guilty bloomberg said but the moderator I gotta give props to the moderators. They said to her Where's the evidence of this? How can you just make a claim like this with no evidence? And she was like it came out of her mouth Okay, so if we're supposed to believe everything that comes out of folks mouth. Yeah, then you're an indian You're a fucking native american a little bit born No, I'm saying oh my god I was like anderson cooper You need to get your dick suck for that one anderson cooper Man, where are you friends? Go hand the fucking hand please. What the fuck he deserves it All I'm simply saying is come back talking about anderson cooper I just hate when they do that like, you know, you can't do that in the bait Yo, you can't just accuse me of telling somebody I killed a baby. Yeah, isn't that serious? Now if you want to just pull up Shit that happened on social media and shit people say I can throw a whole bunch of things at you, Elizabeth Yeah You know what I mean, but I can we can we can we can we fight below above the belt? Yeah, you know, she is she's just trying to get moment like it's she's so desperate It's like oozing out of her she was desperate last night was desperate And she knows that if she has a big moment on the stage that it can kind of increase maybe donations or polling or whatever the fuck it is because she kind of said something to Who'd she say in the last debate that she got some buzz about she called was it bloomberg? She was yeah, she got a bloomberg's ass Exactly, and then everybody gave her some praise or social media praise and she got some buzz She's like, okay, so I gotta drop some hot shit on him this time But don't translate in the polls. It's not like she shot up in the polls after that laugh after laugh People think you're corny when you do that. Yeah, we we don't like snitches We don't like tattletales. That's why we we literally criticize children for doing both of those things We say to our children don't be a tattletale So you think grown adults are gonna see a woman up there. Damn. They're 70 years old tattletailing And go I need a vote for the tattletale with no evidence by the way And then she brings up the nda's and bloomberg is like I did exactly what senator warren asked me to do I released the three young women from their nda so they can tell their stories and I abolished nda's from all my companies period So never again Can I can can somebody Somebody be forced to sign an nda. I have to sign an nda and he was like that'll probably change corporate america elizabeth can't pivot Senator warren couldn't pivot. She was just like Well, no, we want you to make the release have all the way released and then he goes. I did I did and senator and boomberg said the problem with senator warren is Enough is never enough for her Mmm Made it look stupid Made it look yo he made elizabeth warren looked like a fucking idiot And it was hard to look like an idiot on that stage because everybody looks like an idiot on that I'm serious for you to be a standout idiot. Yeah on that stage. You got to be a real idiot He really made elizabeth warren look crazy as fuck you because I'm gonna be honest with you All the democrats to me are fucking idiots because they are man to be on that stage And to be arguing amongst each other cannibalizing each other They don't get it. I understand you don't like bernie sand is because you think he's a democratic socialist or whatever But it's got to be a strategic way to get behind the hot hand Who's the one person that don't criticize everybody and don't take shots at everybody Bernie the one guy because he sees the bigger picture He's like I could come up here and throw haymakers at all you fucking goofballs You don't think bernie could go up there and just body bloomberg left and right bernie's also winning though Say what he's also but that's always been a strategy even with hillary when she stole the election From him. Yeah, right He didn't say anything bad about her that they're literally they were literally stealing the election from him Yeah, he didn't say shit. They did it again in iowa. He didn't say shit Yeah, I mean he she blames bernie a lot now because she said bernie didn't energize his people Uh, the vote for her who hillary. Yeah. Is there anything that's her fault? Is there anything at all that's her fault? Oh man. It comes a point. No, listen I I agree with you. It's like you need a little self awareness in this game Bro, like if you keep losing if you're hillary clinton and you keep losing Maybe it's you it comes a point in time. You have to know that maybe you're just not inspiring nobody Maybe you know your policies just ain't hitting maybe your legislation ain't what people want It's gotta come a point in time where you have to realize some of this is about you bro Yeah, you know I'm saying and I say that about all the candidates on stage. I like mayor pete, right? I think mayor pete has a bright future But bernie has the hot Hand if you have the hot hand just get behind the guy with the hot hand make sure he got the right team around him Like stop telling me about oh, he's not electable. How is he not electable? And and and joe biden is the guy that can beat trump when joe can't even be bernie Joe joe can't be bernie joe has got to be bernie in a primary. That's the thing Yo, it's they're just the establishment is afraid of bernie because they can't control them They know they can't control them and that scares the shit out of them But the reality is that people can sense authenticity And even if you disagree with every one of his economic policies, which I pretty much do he's authentic I'll vote for an authentic person Yeah, over yo real talk Say whatever you want about trump the right felt he was authentic when you saw him on the debate stage, right? And you saw him against all these other like career politicians who are going Further unity of america and they were talking with their their hand We don't talk the language of politics the majority of america don't talk the language of politics, bro And the guy went up there. It's like, yo, why why is he sleepy? Yeah Mini mic Let's go. That's what we would say bro. Come on. Listen. All I know is The democrat's gonna catch up in november. I think bernie's holding some I think bernie's holding some bars from trump. I think I think he knows he's going to be having debates with trump And I think bernie's gonna drop some bars on him. Here's the thing about bernie. That's dope He's the old man Sitting on the porch telling you to get the fuck off his lawn, right? But his you're not gonna pump bernie Now one time on that stage last night. They burned to get punked. You say something about bernie. That's not you No, no, no, let me let me talk like he's loud wagging the finger. It's it's chromogeny But it works. Yes, he's not letting them push him to fuck around Yes, that's the that's the beauty of of of bernie's of bernie sand is to me And I just think that they need to get behind the hot hand man Like even last night they spent all that time attacking bernie trying to attack bloomberg attacking bernie trying to attack bloomberg. First of all You gotta give kudos to mike bloomberg Why would he do he came back bloomberg came back the way i want deontay wilder to come back Really? Yes, man. Yes. Yeah, because he mike bloomberg got his ass kicked the way deontay got his ass kicked Again, thank you. Yeah, but he came back last night. He was super solid. What do you say? Just just it was it was the fact that it was his comebacks were were quick And he actually had things to say he didn't seem nervous He had one corny ass joke where he was like, I can't even believe they're back on this stage with me After the way, I scared them last week corny, you know what i'm saying? I understand what he was trying to go but he set it up wrong, right? But he did very well so I don't know. I just I just I just think bernie's the guy with the hot hand I think that they should get behind motherfucking Uh, bernie sanders and just sitting there watching them attack bernie over and over last night But not look at the camera and tell the american people What they're what they're going to do for the american people and why we should vote for them Bro, that's exactly this exactly happened with the last election Hailey was talking about how she's not trump and not talking about what she was going to do for the people And all you got to do to win this shit is say what you're going to do to the people Fucking andru yang out of nowhere. He says i'm gonna give everyone a thousand dollars out of nowhere And becomes a legitimate candidate because he was his he was campaigning on what he was gonna do Yeah, yeah, and it's not who he wasn't and it's such a distraction because you don't get to hear about Mike bloomberg's greenwood initiative Bernie doesn't get to say how he wants to give kids He wants to erase all student loan debt like that's the type of shit americans want to hear That's the thing about bernie is that he's he's in dream sounds All of them are! Duval said bernie's just trying to go to heaven But Duval said bernie's about to die so he's like i might as well try to give away everything Bro bernie already been to heaven bro Say what? bernie, he's close Yeah bernie bernie seen it bernie's like i'll be back let me give him one more go That's probably what happened Look how he looks younger this time around No, he doesn't you don't think Bernie looks like larry fucking david Bro, and if i was bernie if i had the money i'd be running ads that i'll be running ads with larry david And larry would be pointed to camera saying don't let the democratic establishment curve your enthusiasm for bernie Like that's what the fuck i would be doing like nobody where's the pop culture angle That's the other way that trump kills the pop culture They don't get it It's pop culture, baby democrats the establishment a bunch of fucking dorks They don't understand entertainment bro. I saw the best bernie meme it said uh, I don't always call my hair But when I do I use a balloon That should kill me bro All right, man that was uh that was uh What do we call this segment? Oh, it's positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Uh, that's that segment Let's pay some bills. God damn it. 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That's disgusting. Wow. Okay. What'd you say? I said, don't touch my coffee. No I said get your fucking period fingers off my goddamn coffee. Have you been applicating tampons all day? I'm gonna get into my damn coffee All right, this is disgusting. Have some respect Okay, me don't want to hear you're talking about your period What's the character's name again? Bob Bob, you know, Bob O'Marley don't fuck with you. Don't you make in irish don't fuck with periods though. You know that, right? Jamaican irish don't fuck with periods though Anyway, yo church announcements Uh, miami all the shows sold out this weekend. Thank y'all so much. We'll see you portland. We added another show thursday Um, so make sure you get those tickets the angel shows.com. Then we got some other shows We've added redding pa once the poorest city in all of the united states. We're coming there. Okay Uh, minneapolis, minnesota. We added another show to son arizona. We got a show Uh, make sure you all come out buy your tickets the angel shows.com We added a bunch more cities mad or tour Um Special tapings also that all four very excited about that. Go check out what we got going on the angel shows.com charlotte Hey, kid. Um, my church announcements, uh, I don't even like doing these because things change so much But um tomorrow i'm supposed to i'm supposed to be i'm scheduled to be on aaron bernett out front Um, that could change because just the news is always breaking. Um, and i'm gonna be honest I'm definitely going to be on steven cobert tomorrow night. So I'm scooting my guy steven cobert. It's like my it's like my eighth or ninth time on the show south kilana privilege It is what it is. That's my guy and also, uh, go to my youtube page Watch the interview that I put up with our guy pete davison. Yes. Um guy cold alumni pete davison. Um He's still on snl, but That could change tomorrow too. It could be fun It could be formally Of snl, but yeah, go check that interview out. Um slew to everybody or that interview It got reposted a lot of different places. Yo, and it's so interesting. I was having this conversation I might have been having it with pete, but I was saying how It is so hard to get people to give a fuck about you Yes, so Even though it's annoying as shit. I understand I understand if you're A pete davison anybody one of these people that they're always getting followed and Paparazzi popping up to your house or wherever you add and shit like that. I know it's annoying Yep But is it annoying when you put out your stand-up special and those same blog sites are reposting that shit everywhere Right, like I went when he announced his stand-up special I saw that shit everywhere when he announced the big time adolescence hulu trailer I saw that shit. I saw that shit everywhere. The special came out yesterday I see these same sites that are reporting on his love life and everything else Reporting on the things he says in his special You have to take what the good with the bad man. It's true because trust me It's people out there that they that nobody gives a fuck about that's why when you see these celebrities And they're trying to do shit like These stunts Just to get people talking because they think once they get on the radar, right of these certain blogs and everything else They'll always be on the radar these blogs and in a lot of ways a lot of cases. It's true. That's why like You know pete had it happen organically for him with aria on a ground day Right, you see that they try to do these matchmaking things like hey date this guy for a little while or date this girl For a little while what you mean by that they do that like celebs do that you're saying Really? Yes, come on man. Absolutely. So they'll tell certain celebrities to date each other because People have a fascination with relationships. You have a fascination relationships And then once you once you hot like that you kind of always hot like that And is that how the aria on a ground day relationship happened? No, no, I think that was genuine. You know what I'm saying? But I'm saying like I said it happened for him organically because you look at it think about anybody think about Yo, don't get me wrong brad and Angelina and brad and jen Superstars, right? But you're still talking about that shit 30 fucking 40 years later. We have a fascination relationship Rihanna and chris brown they was together and you're still talking about Them and who they're dating now and who they care about but it's always that it always started with that Yeah, I'm not saying that they don't have other things around them that keep people in their orbit But you got to get that spark started some fucking out. Yeah, you know and a lot of times that's the case So now you're right about Pete. He does have a magnetism. It's very interesting like People are curious about his life and invested and interested in his life Almost in the same way like in europe where they're invested in like royal families Yeah, you know what I mean? Like yeah, he's it's like he's kind of like the uh Like step not step son, but like the uh, not the heir to the throne just like a nephew Of the king who's like fucking up, but you're really curious because he's got royal blood And you want to know what's going on his life and it it's just it's it's he's had this fascinating ride for me because Most of the things that we know him from are not comedy They're dating celebs or dealing with mental health or dealing with these different things I mean it's start it's start. I mean it started with comedy, right? Because the guy called he was I mean he is i'm sure still but very funny like very funny guy He got s and l he got s and l because of his talent because his talent man He got all the things because of the talent. He got really young because of s and l You know, I'm saying The comedy talent got him on s and l put him in a different position Now it's these women at home like oh, he's kind of cute. I'd like to know who that is and then you know, he connects with These women and yeah It's really not his fault, but it's also that's a it's a superpower, right because nobody gives a fuck about kevin fetterline Right, you know what i'm saying so you can date one of the biggest stars in them Thank you taylor you can date one of the biggest stars in the world and nobody will care So you can't get too down on yourself and say like oh, they only fuck with you because ariana grande No, that's not true because where the fuck is uh Kevin fetterline him, but it's another one Sure, who the fuck who's came called dashing married to before kanya the ball player chris unfreeze Uh chris unfreeze like is a fuck. Yeah, he ballin. He got like 10 fast food restaurants. Oh really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's balling and I can't remember I can't remember what the restaurant is but he's got a he's big in the fast food world like is that right But nobody cares is what i'm saying. Yeah, and the beauty you got to take the good with the bad When they give a fuck about you. Yeah, just give him more things to give a fuck about To a certain extent right like there's I don't know. I I think uh I don't know content is what i'm saying. Yeah, no content. Yes I just don't think you want to monetize tragedy and I and that's that's where like I push back because certain people I think they get And i'm not saying this of pete. I don't know really enough about pete's situation to to know it but like You know the real housewives people I think monetize tragedy, right? It's like They got arrested one of them's going to jail and all of a sudden there's a special before he goes to jail Or she goes to jail whatever and it's just like Ah, you're doing anything to stay in front of the limelight because you don't have a skill Pete's different. He has a skill. Yeah, so my thing has always been like, well, just showcase the skill, bro Like it's a fuck who you date or any kind of just showcase the skill. You got a real skill I get what you're saying. She should just be the bucket segment Up to you man. Let's do the buckets bucket segment. It's a big pussy segment. What do we call it? Oh the bucket talk We'll come back. We'll come back to shit. Okay about next week bucket talk, right? Yeah, yeah It's deep the deep dive. Yeah, right It's hard Not to monetize tragedy and I'll tell you why because your greatest commodity is you So if you've been through something whether you're a musician A comedian Writer whatever the fuck it is. You can only tell your story, right? So if you've been through something tragic and you're not over it You got to talk about that and even if you are over it or you're in the process of healing You got to talk about that too Because that's what helps you heal Yeah, yes. Let me clarify. You always have your life to mind and talk about it's how You are digested that matters. So it's like I love comics. I love musicians I love all these people that take the things in their lives You know myself included And then put it into their work and then I love digesting the work But I don't care who Adele is dating I care about that breakup song Yeah, man, don't get the breakup song without her dating don't date I'm not saying don't date But there are certain people that will like have their pr company call the fucking A paparazzi and be like, yo, they're coming off the airplane right now Bubba blah like that's never gonna be me like I don't need the paparazzi to find me out to dinner with somebody because I want There to be drama because I'm I might be on a date with this girl like as you continue to grow Yeah, it's gonna happen naturally that if it listen it might happen naturally But my whole thing is I'm gonna give you the content because I believe in the content Absolutely and like to be honest We're both similar in this way in that like we have our private Love lives, you know me and you and uh, don't tell our secrets I knew they was gay When you see my phone ringing it says ivory And you see Andrews ringing it says happening, you know You're trying to play some piano you want to play some piano our group name is the black eyed keys No, but like we've kept that those things away from a lot We haven't really monetized our relationships right and people can and it's very effective to monetize relationship I'm not with it either. I like having that part Right, so but we also have a confidence in our work and the output which is yo if we want attention We want eyes. We'll give you that work like this is yeah, I'm with you That's not an issue like the crazy thing about it though, right? It's like you can be doing all the work And you never know how much people care about your outside shit until outside shit happens And it can be some bad outside shit next thing, you know, you all of you like people talk about talking Like what the same thing about talking about Deontay Wilder like Deontay probably never realized how many motherfuckers gave a fuck about him Because they didn't talk about him in that way when he was out there busting ass. They spoke about him But not like that. Yeah now as soon as you do some shit that people don't agree with or you say something people don't agree with Or you get arrested or whatever now you all over the news you're all over the blogs and you're like, oh, what the fuck Why don't I get this kind of love and this kind of attention when I'm just putting out the content You know and I also think that a lot of this stuff It runs parallel, right? Like what you talking about Adele? You don't care who's del's dating But if you're just just look at it as a timeline comes out in the blogs just say Adele's dating I don't know whatever. I think they're saying she was dating some uk rapper But I forgot who I forgot who it was not storms. Yes, uh Skepta, I accept the skeptic. I think it was so he's dating skeptic, right? So you watching that and you see the pictures of them and stuff like that and then You know, you're happy for them, right? But then when they break up Adele puts out that record. It feels like you've been watching A story. Yeah, it's why it's like watching a beginning then a middle and an end like even with ariana and pete It's like you watch that they got engaged. You're like, oh shit pete and ariana engaged. That's the shit Whatever whatever then it's the breakup and like, oh shit. They broke up then it's the thank you next Now with Pete with his stand-up special It's just like it kind of all just goes with each other in this era. You kind of need it all Yeah, I'll borrow another one Taylor Swift. I mean, I think if your primary goal is With your relationships as content, then If that's your primary goal, it's a very effective way to put it out but You know, my my primary goal with my relationship is to have a family and have someone I could share that with And love and raise kids in a way that I think would help You know change the world you you could change the world literally through your children, right? Like this you actually get to see the world change because you have some people you could raise with ideas that you want That to me is far more important than like Yo, look how fun a couple we are And I know people they monetize their coupleness And my feeling on that is like you're putting crazy pressure On yourselves to be in a great mood in a great place all the time like relationships are hard enough as it is I don't need a million instagram followers going. Oh my god. I love you all together Y'all are so happy all the time like fuck that. That's gotta be rough, right? That's rough like yeah Because you can't be real you got to act in your own relationship You guys are fighting but on vacation you got a smile in a photo because you need some fucking likes on instagram No, dude gotta be rough for those people once they break up too because if you get the label of somebody who is You know, uh using your situations as content It's like I can't trust you. Yeah I don't know what's real and what's not real next person you date is like are they just clout chasing like what's Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I but you know, I get everything you're saying That's why I'm glad that peach to the point where you know, now he's you're gonna see a lot of content from peach I love that the special the movie like I'm down alive from new york Um the the movie big time adolescence comes out next month with machine gun kelly and jordan rock loves me and jordan Get his look in a film the machine gun kelly is a great actor. I love jordan, man Um king of staten island is fucking great. Uh, he's in suicide squad too. Like it's just a lot He picked the right time to talk shit about snl Yes He picked the right time to express express his displeasure Yes about snl. Yes, it's like it's like fucking money. Fuck you money, right? Yeah, you may not have fucking money But you got fuck you opportunities. What is your take on snl? I feel like been trash so Okay, remember, I don't know you remember when like dane cook became like a punchline Like dane cook was this incredibly successful comedian, right? Like he sought out the garden He was the first person to really use the internet and a way to like promote himself and then like Sometimes what happens with guys is like they just become uncool and they become like a punchline Like it was in fucking will ferrell movie They didn't seem like the type of person who was like the first internet comic that nobody respected. Yes Yes, yes, and it was and it was I think it was kind of unfair But again, it might have been the similar dante wilder situation where it's like Oh, wow like you you can't wait to tear a guy down and then when he does come down It's a lot of fun and everybody went at him. I agree with you because I didn't even realize Dane cook was that popping till people started shitting on him But it became this thing that was like Fun and okay to shit on or whatever, right? He was on snl. No, no, he wasn't And I feel like snl is almost becoming the new version of that where it's like I've I've yet to see Or hear anybody say anything complimentary about snl SNL is is I'm gonna tell you what snl is snl is like, uh, american idol um Remember remember how big american idol was yeah reason american idol was so big is because american idol was actually producing stars There was a period in snl where they weren't produced. We were used to them churning our stars eddie burby will ferrell fucking Dove my root off is that her name? My real it's a mad people came from a snl adam say my root off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a time where Yeah, all of that was chubby chase chubby chase bill Murray. That's what I mean Like there was a period where they weren't doing that no more. It was like college for being a star Yeah, you went there you put your time in and then you were a fucking superstar after that And then you're saying that stopped it stopped and then once that stopped and I'm not gonna say it stopped completely But it wasn't as Is as lucrative as it once was there was a point where it was just like, whoa This is the fucking farmhouse for fucking superstars It's just so like because I know I have friends who work on the show who are fucking funny and talented and then And I don't watch it so I can't tell you that it's horrible But I have yet to meet somebody. It's isn't that bad Like I literally I try to defend it. I'm like, bro. It can't be that fat I I know funny people to work on the show, but literally any person you meet. It's like They're like, oh, yeah, SNL is horrible. It's unwatchable and it's like But how can it be that bad? I watch SNL because I have people on SNL like pete is our guy. You know what I'm saying? I like michael chay. I don't I don't know him personally, but I like him. You know, I'm saying I like I like chris You know, I like uh, let me I love calling jose man. I like I like we can update with calling jose and michael chay Like I so I watch it. I like pete. I watched the show Yeah, but it's garbage And I try to defend but I I can't debate because I don't watch it I'll watch it. I also can't shit on it because I don't watch it I'll just see a sketch every once in a while on youtube and you know, sometimes the sketches are funny I see like the the debate sketches hilarious Yeah, that's it the debate when for whatever reason when they in a political bag It's all right. That should have been really good. The casting is good with the black jeopardy one But that was a special episode. See to me those are special episodes. Okay, because black jeopardy was fucking, um Who was that that was eddie marphy, right? No chadwick boseman No black jeopardy was um, I think it was chadwick boseman I think it was chadwick boseman. I mean, this is bad. I mean They've done it a few times. So I think eddie might have done one with black jeopardy But I know chadwick boseman didn't want but and that's another thing, right? Yeah SNL over the year has Their hosts have gotten a lot more diverse. So right I find myself watching it. I watch it when chadwick boseman hosted I watched when I actually went when tiffany had his home hanks Tom hanks Yeah, but the one that exploded was the tom hanks one right because that was the one where they basically showcase like Oh, the the real conservative right wing people Like real conservative right wing whites and like southern blacks actually liked all the same shit I like my women thicker. I like, you know, cornbread or whatever like they it was a really interesting When you take these these two groups, you think we have nothing in common. You realize oh, shit They got everything in common. It was like really brilliant I and I guess maybe it's hard to recreate one of those every week or something But it's just such a weird time in comedy when like You never hear this sentence Man, I just love SNL Yeah, isn't that a weird time in comedy like I could play white devil's advocate right go And I can say the reason SNL sucks is because It's just simply too hard to do sketch nowadays because nothing beats this fucking shit you see on your phone Yeah, you know what I'm saying like nothing beats those real life Stupid ass shit you see on your phone like the dumb shit we just turn on and laugh at that's happening in real life You can't duplicate that shit back in the day sketches all we had dog a podcast You're gonna laugh more times listen to a podcast Then you will watch an SNL Do you I don't watch it so I don't it's is that the case bro SNL sucks bro. I can tell you like Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy was good on SNL because Eddie Murphy is Eddie Murphy Right, um, and you can tell by the way level of talent too I'm gonna tell you why because you can see how a level of talent can elevate something So what oh, this is interesting. So when the level of talent Are you saying that they don't have the level of talent necessary to pull off the show? I guess I am because you know when I talk about how They're not producing the stars they once did right that's true So if they're not producing the stars you once did then the level of talent just ain't it's not there like Yo, it's certain people that pop on screen like Michael Tate of me pops on screen. I love Michael Tate I think Michael Tate and Collin Jals we can update should be a whole other show Interesting just a whole another 30 minute show. I think they tried to do that at one point But that should to me that should be just a whole other show right that they do They could compete with trevino and the daily show or whatever like I think it's it's I don't think I don't think it does Mike justice. I think Mike's like a really brilliant comedic. They should be on cable That weekend update show with Collin and Michael should be on cable and they should just be going I don't I think I don't think it does justice to Mike. He that kid is fucking a comedic genius And he's doing like one-liners Like so like any time you got to watch his stand-up to know how good he is He's doing one liners because that's what the role the show of of that It weekend update thing is but if you watch his stand-up stand-up It's fucking great But it it pains me because I'm looking at I'm like, oh, this is what people think you do on stage probably No, I think you just do one liners. I got you when you're at comedies way more dynamic I gotta shoot out. I gotta shout out chris though. I think chris is good I think keenan is good and I'm not just naming all black people. I just really take that I really think he at sketch. I think keenan is great. Yo, keenan's been killing it man. Yes For 19 years. Yeah, he's been killing it and hasn't gained a pound But hasn't lost one either He has remained medium fat for 19 years. You got to get it. Yo, you got to give him props on that He's like a sumo wrestler. Dude, that is amazing for people to look at you and be like you're one burger away You need to slow down, but you never eat that one burger. Take discipline either way You're one burger away from being slim and trim. Yo, you would think one year 19 years you would go I'm gonna get fit or one year you go. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. No Keenan has been going back and forth with I don't give a fit. Fuck 19 years you got sweat pant body 19 years man 19 years dude He needs to accolade he does his metabolism figured out what he is. Yes Like his metabolism Maybe he eats to that because you know, you can go to these dietitians and they'll tell you exactly what to eat That's good for your body. Maybe he eats for his size So Keenan's just ass is dark. How do I look almost like shit? I don't want to look like shit. I want to look almost like shit. How do we do that? How do I look just good enough? Listen to Keenan. Keenan is like, look, look, look, look. I just want to be fit enough to be in shape But fat enough to play Charles Barkley Yo, what if he's just committed to the roles? If he gets too skinny, he might not be able to play these certain people Wow Yo, we got a really Shout out to Keenan Thompson, man It's very very impressive that you won burgo away and never got there and you were the star of good burgo You know how hard it is that I want to eat a fucking hamburger when you're the star of good burgo burgers must not have been that good Good burger who kill Both they were a duo. I know but don't make it this seem like Keenan was I see he's one of the stars. He was a star Keenan kill damn no Yeah Your decision making is fucked up when you're on your period though. You know, we're talking about breakups You're about to I think it might be here don't talk about period that's a lot of ketchup on that burger. Don't do that, y'all No, no, you don't have your period. We talk about burgers and you start talking about periods, y'all Don't tell us how you keep your men in Philly by putting a little period blood in they fool. We won't hear that That's crazy All right, this is a good segue into shit you won't care about next week because we won't care about Taylor's period That's a fact I can't wait to that. She's gone. No, it's not even here. We can we I'm already tired of it Do you think yes Two things about the fight. Do you think why this team was wrong for throwing in the towel? No, I think they should have thrown in earlier. Do you think why does wrong for firing his trainer? Did he fire him? What the uh, which one? Uh, I think mark brunel. I think he fired the black trainer. Mr. Black history month. Mr. Black Don't put me on that the black trainer who's trying to save his goddamn life Don't put me on that. This could be some Elizabeth Warren shit, but I heard Oh, come on though. I think I heard that somewhere Well, he could be permanently injured for the rest of his life. Like listen tyson fury is 275 pounds. That's another thing I heard his father talking about He said uh tyson would always want to get down to like 250 because he wanted like the body of a boxer And his father was like you're not built to look like that. He basically like you're not built to look good You're built to be a destroyer. You're built to look like keenan. You're built to look like it. You're fit fat. You're fit fat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo keenan if you don't drop a fucking exercise line called fit fat called fit fat, bro The fit bit is chunky I feel like a Chanel bracelet like it's open at the bottom So A fit fat bit would be so Fucking funny tyson fit fat fury. It's no the fit fat bit, right? It only counts the calories you consume That's it. It's not the ones you lose bro Come on Taylor Right when you about to even laugh or fucking tampon about to shoot out like a hard Right when you about to get to that to that to that uncomfortable calorie intake for today That's when it starts beeping But does it beep or does it start breathing like fat people? He goes Yo, so his father said when when tyson's at 270 pounds. Yeah, he punches like a fucking Beast we saw and we saw and so it was a different it was a different game I don't know how we got to this though. Oh, that was a shit you won't care about next week Last thing about firing a trainer the biggest bullshit that the Wilder said was and I hated this because if you don't make excuses We we honor you because you you gave it your everything when you make excuses now We don't have to honor you and he said my my My costume weighed 40 pounds. Yeah, that hurt 40 pounds This guy is one of the greatest living athletes. Yeah, in top physical shape He can't carry 40 pounds for 10 seconds that hurt man You know why it hurt because he's blaming black history month. What was he saying? He blamed black history month. That's a black history month costume. So you're basically saying I wore this for y'all Wow And lost why because I wanted to celebrate black history black history month, bro Like I didn't like that that act. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't believe he said that Really, I haven't seen it anywhere. We haven't seen no video of it. Haven't heard no audio That's just something that came out. I don't believe he said that yo I ain't seen no tweet about it. I ain't seen him saying on instagram I don't believe the ante wilder would go out like that I refuse to believe the ante wilder would blame losing on his 45 pound costume 40 pounds and let me ask you a question If you're tyson fury for the next fight, do you walk to the ring holding 220 pound dumbbells? Oh, that's what I would are 40 pound kilt or a 40 pound 40 pound kilt any from irish. No, he's uh, okay Never mind me. He's uh, well, he's an irish traveler Okay, known as a gypsy, but he's from england. So what are gypsies? Where uh, whatever gypsies wear get a 45 pound 45 pound just carry a winnebago. Yeah carry a 45 pound Winnebago Around your neck, baby loving that fucking winnebago. Yo, you come out dragging a winnebago Tyson fury come out dragging a fucking winnebago, bro We should be we should be done king in this shit. We should be done king in this shit, man Damn, we gotta get into fight promoting Do you think people have a problem? This is shit. You won't care about next week. Do you think it's a problem that people are selling kobi? uh merchandise on ebay from the memorial For for insane prices like to add the kobi instead have a kobi memorial bundle That goes between three thousand and five thousand dollars. You get the official kobi t-shirt from the memorial um, and the guy sold it for 2025 And people were selling tickets for either 24 dollars or 224 dollars each. Hold on Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the money went to the mama foundation But you think people are wrong for selling the merchandise if they donate the money. No, I don't think they're wrong for even if they don't donate it really Bro, it's america. It's capitalism. It's capitalism. We live in a capitalist society. Something has value You sell it You think people were selling like twin tower picks like weeks after Bro are people buying them? Yeah, okay. Yeah Do I think it's I wouldn't even call it tasteless What I do it No, because to me if I went to the memorial that means kobi Bryant means something to me Yes, I know a lot of people wanted to be at that memorial. They got in they got the memorabilia They got the t-shirt like they should hold on to that. Yes, I you to be able to sell it Let's me know they didn't really mean anything to you. So why are you here? Right? You understand what I'm saying? I agree, but I'm not mad at the people that are selling it Like they don't have any attachment to it And by the way, if I spend $5,000 off of it, are you profiting off of the death of somebody? I think that's what it is profiting off of the death. What is is that okay? We had just talking about it monetizing tragedy What was cnn doing when they played the memorial service, bro? That's a great point When the news monetizes strategy tragedy, they'd be bt had marklemon hill and gemelle hill hosting The whole thing they did a whole special. So like Everybody monetized you were selling commercials on that special. Aren't you selling commercials on that special? You had an ad team that was calling up target and calling up applebee's and saying hey Would you like to buy a spot on the kobe memorial? What do you have playing Beyonce's the opening singer? Oh my god, we have we have remarks from rock winker and she kill o'neill and michael jordan and Alicia keys is going to play Beethoven's moon like sonata Vanessa brine is going to talk Can I say something right now? It's it's a it's a podcast. So yeah, yeah We can't have taylor on her period here anymore I'm so No, no, we are so fucking fortunate that we get to do something ethical for a living That's subjective like at least for me Like for a living we get to entertain Make people laugh make people think and give people like a nice chunk of distraction and a day that might as well suck There are some people whose job it is to sell ads on the fucking kobe Bryant memorial, dude and like That's got a way on you be like I did watch them. I didn't watch the memorial on bet so I don't know if they had ads or sponsorships I did watch it on cnn They didn't break for commercials But it doesn't matter because you can have blocks around it. Yes, you know what I'm saying brought to you by Colgate Yeah, yeah Yeah, I mean, listen, I can't even say it's unethical. I get what you're saying. I just think that's just the world We live in be like you can't you can't help it Yeah, like the news says if it bleeds it leaves like that's what the news is based on I accept it I guess what I'm saying is I'm just grateful that we get to operate around it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah But we report on shit too though You know, we report on things but it's our choice to talk about it. We give opinions on things We don't have to we don't have to talk about anything if we don't want to talk about something We don't do it. Yeah, we're not doing it for the sole purpose of selling an ad Yeah, yeah, you know as a matter of fact We were doing this podcast before we had any ads and then companies approached us and they say hey We noticed that a lot of people listen to your podcast We would love to sponsor your podcast and then we go. Okay. Yeah, it's a fine line I don't know exactly what that fine line is but I get exactly what you're saying understand it Um news you won't care about next week coronavirus baby. They say it's spreading what? If you're not gonna put your lips on the microphone Taylor, I want you to produce in real time. What did you say go say it What's this attitude yo? It's called. What is it bloody Mary? What it's called crimson time. What it's called red rover red rover red rover red rover red rover Where for art now? That's fucking shake a spear, bro Yo, I did last year That's what I just did just now That's not true. Oh, because he don't he don't what it's not true They weren't mentioned but they weren't shack shouted them out rob and linker shouted them out. No, I'm talking about when they did the pictures Pictures of what hopey with his parents because he he had like an estranged relationship with them, right? I know but still like let me tell you how lies start, right? First people said why weren't coby's parents there coby's parents were right there, okay? But no people were saying that initially like why was they were saying then it was like coby's parents didn't speak Maybe they didn't want to maybe they didn't want that's their child They're not public speakers. I'm shocked Vanessa. I'm shocked Vanessa could go up there And let those bars I'm just saying in general they didn't put them in the pictures. No that like What pictures why you focus on the negative? What pictures why you focus on negative instead of all the positive that came out of this? I'm gonna tell you some other pictures. I ain't see what's that people that died on that plane Oh, okay. It was a helicopter, but that's all good. You're right, of course So you so you basically Say and get your own memorial. That's what you're trying to say you're trying to say get your own memorial That's fucking crazy, bro. You and your period. I don't like this tail. This tail is different. Is this your first period? Wow, have you timed your periods around the podcast real talk? His bucket is ready. This is full This is crazy. This bucket is full of chums muddy. You know what I mean? It's dangerous right now You throw this off the side of a boat when you want to attract sharks Yo for real Taylor, I'm not playing around dog All right things you won't care about next week coronavirus Yo, they say it's coming bro here. I didn't know that was 57 cases in america. There's what I found this out this morning, bro. 57 cases in america already and that's not included in the china towns Whoa Because let's be honest. None of us know what the fuck going on in china town. I don't know where it's at, bro Yo, we need to have a serious conversation. What do you mean? We're close to china town china town's everywhere There's always a china town there's a china town in every city every city Yo, this is not a game. This coronavirus shit is not a game, bro. Is it Bro, this is how arrogant americans are. We don't think it could fuck with us. It feel like a bola It felt we remember we was all over the bunch. You know, of course Of course, it don't feel like a boulder to you transasian chris morrow Of course, it's a pandemic come here chris. You want to talk about the pandemic? Tell us about it. Tell us about coronavirus coronavirus now keep in mind in case you're just joining us chris is our resident transasian. He's married to a beautiful asian woman He has two beautiful asian daughters in front of all the all the cameras, man. Have you not been to the podcast? Chris is our chris knows all things china come right here come right here hit his drop hit his drop tailor Hit that drop hit the drop. We don't have time for this chris We don't have time for political correctness hit that drop Done chris tell us why the coronavirus is not a bolo Because it's already surpassed What a bolo was. I mean the problem is it's probably much worse than whatever china says it China says 70,000 people have it and 2000 have died. That means 100,000 have died 500,000 people have it. Why are you saying that they're under reporting? It's why why is they think everybody looks similar And they don't know if it's the same case or if it's different cases The way the chinese operate they lie They try to under report stuff. They try to downplay stuff. They don't want there to be a national tragedy Nation because they're worried about the whole country falling But if you don't know how bad something is you can't properly fix it though, right? True now. I'm not saying it's the right way to handle. It's the wrong way to handle It's too like I mean the the city where it started and wunan is the city figure She left a million people it would be like the second biggest city in america or whatever and for a month before they even addressed it you had people millions and millions of people screaming out of the city of lights rain So the problem is even if they get it under control in china Now it's in iran. They have a big outbreak in iran. They have a really big outbreak going on in italy right now but down A suburb of 50,000 people What? Oh, yeah in italy How do you get it? Well, it's spread very easily and the biggest problem is how does it spread like we know how to get it's the same Shit if they tell you wash your hands use hand sanitizer But the problem with this as compared to other viruses that have spread is you can have it For two weeks not show any symptoms and then boom a spreader Yeah, you might not even feel bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a big one. It's like herpes It's a big one. So the other thing you got to think about is For the last month forget about the medical ramifications of it for the last month No one has gone out in beijing outside Chopped spent money one the factory. Whoa stops the economy down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah all these major cities in china Where the vast majority of the shit that we get produced That's all coming from there. No one's going to work. We haven't felt it But it's gonna hit us soon. Oh american needs that humbling, bro We're humbling that humbling bro american needs that humbling because it's gonna be fucked up because think about it You know first of all america a lot of us don't know how to do shit You don't know how to reduce your own food. You don't think we can get someone else to make a shirt What do you mean? You don't think we can go to some other country and get our shirts If you got to stay in your house for a month, you can't call uber ease because you might bring the fucking virus in Oh I I thought you're like, what are we gonna do without chinese products? No, you're talking about what are we gonna do with We're inside you got to stay home. Oh, it's like so they say that the for instance the surgical masks that you see everybody Yeah, they say that's not worth it. That doesn't do anything. I knew it wasn't worth shit. This whole fucking time I don't even know what that is. What's a what and then 95 is that like disney plus Yes, it's actually has a filter. So I already went in I guess late january and bought my Why don't you tell nobody and you're gonna tell anybody about it? Have you ever fucked unprotected with the mask on? By for instance, I went online last night to try to get it and not in the sold out Can't get them anywhere in the world. You can't even get the cheap surgical masks They want us to get this fucking virus. Hell. They want us to get this far. Say what? Where's the vaccines Where's the vaccine you know the virus was made in a lab, right? That's what they say. It has to be the biggest my because all the vaccines are out now The biggest bio weapons facility in china is where? Wuhan Got to all in check one of the theories is Experiments on animals Right, you're supposed to pre-made the animals Except we know that in china unfortunately the black market For all these say chris chris. You have permission to say it. You are part asian. So the theory is say it. You didn't say it Say it. What did they do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what what do you think those things chris? What do you think what do they do with those things? Unfortunately, there's a theory that instead of pre-mating it like you're supposed to do Home experiments in the lab. They sold to me. They might have been sold on the buck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how my god And the theory is that if you look on the chinese and who's handling the response general in terms of bio Just give me the gmo meat man. See you know what I'm saying I would much rather have my meat full of gmo and fucking coronavirus. Come on, man I mean, I hope it's eyeball. I hope it's chris I'll be honest with you. We forgot about zika. See we forgot about zika. There have been a lot of these Yeah, chris get your fucking people in check bro working Get your people in they have to create the cure when they create the weapon, right? Because I think world war three is coming and they I think they're gearing up for it And they created some fucking shit that got out of their hand So I would think that they would have the cure because they would have to know something like this could happen Right, maybe or maybe we knew that world war three was coming and we got a cripple the chinese economy How do we do it? Re-release some virus is going to take the fuckers out. Maybe now you've got a few less few million less people Maybe or You're china And you had this one child policy where you can only have one kid and now you got all these men That are of age to get married, but no women for them to marry So maybe you got to thin out the population by releasing some virus is going to take out all these people You fin the fucking hurt, baby. I'm gonna tell you something man. I really okay not people people front like yo Nobody wants to like put two and two together, but like think about the last big plague right the black plague Medieval times in europe, right? What followed that? The renaissance Thanos is right and they called it the black plague Why was why is that because at the time, you know black or still to this day? But black people were looked down upon. We were no because you black. I'm going somewhere with this though Oh, my bad, because I think in 2020. Hey, I'm sorry about that Americans created the corona virus Ah, where is corona made in mexico come on Oh, I think trump named it before he knew where to kill a virus. You have to say ring to it. It'll have it Mascall virus no corona corona virus Pass me a limes Get a corona virus. Let's give it to the mexican. I mean give it to the chinese Chinese get mad at the mexicans. What now you think they're fighting each other We don't gotta fight that. Come on. No more mexican asian fusion restaurants. I'm telling you I'm telling you not think about that. He got a good point because who is who is making all the chinese food Say it mexicans corona virus Brilliant it is ladies and gentlemen Did we do it christmas left christmas left christmas walk away. I think we got him We went too far. It's the brilliant it is baby. It's the brilliant it is Listen, if it's if it sounds go away If you don't have a smoke bomb sound if it sounds as smart If it sounds as stupid it was supposed to that's how we do now Things you won't care about next week. Harvey Weinstein guilty Yes, what do we think? He's guilty You know, I mean we should have put bill Cosby under what a fucking idiot Bill Posted from jail. He had his publicist's post that what's happening to harvey Weinstein is a travesty Injustice bro. You got no understanding. Come on bill. You gotta know When to stand the fuck down if you're trying to portray The the the the perception of not being a rapist bill. Come on. Don't come to the defense Of somebody who got just as much rape something they bailed at you. Come on. Come on. Both of y'all can't be innocent. Come on. Come on Stop man. Come on. Yo stop. So now we're not gonna care though. You think Weinstein is jail time Oh, maybe I don't know. He's one ugly man You Harvey Weinstein I don't know how any sex could be consensual is someone that ugly bro. I'm really I'm not literally look at him And I'm like who would agree Anyway, like do you see what he was offering? What was he offering? Fucking big time movie roles. Oscar nominated movie roles blackbuster pictures Come on, man bruh I'm just saying bruh Yeah, you would No Let me see when he's younger You know what I mean? Let me see Oh my god. Look at him as an old man I mean that don't count as young yet. He's he don't count. He wasn't powerful Look at that guy right there. Yeah, man. I'm sorry you rape. Yeah I don't care what the girl said. That has got to be right. I mean, oh God, what a hideous looking fucking you any woman that ever gave him consent. We need to lock her You lie. Yeah, you blunt. Yeah, you must be as Helen Keller fucking you how the hell are you getting laid ever? Yeah, you better offer Oscar In a role let's uh, let's let's end um things you won't care about next week with Dion Cole What dion do dion is upset Because people were making fun of his bell bottoms dion dion came to the n double acp awards with some bell bottoms on And I'm not gonna lie at first. I thought dion was joking And the reason I thought dion was joking because dion is a comedian who I find very funny I did not think that dion had thin skin How much do you have because I'm not I cannot listen to the whole 15 minutes of this No, no, please please please please. Okay. Let's hear it. This is dion Cole. I thought he was joking, right? Until I saw him go on instagram and do a 15 minute rant. Let's hear The part that I'm tripping over about this is the hate that I have been receiving because I wore a bell bottom for lord velvet suit has been Unreal I've been told that I've been called um I've been told I'ma get my ass whooped He's been told me that women like yeah, you ain't no more. You was my favorite comic. You not no more Have denounced me from being funny Why comedian so sensitive bro, you kind of need the sensitivity to create the comedy man I know it's he should know he should know better than to talk on it though like Yeah, usually comedians can take a roast well. He must have really went through it online, bro Here's the problem. Maybe he was insecure about them. You just said the keyword. What's that online online I think that if a comedian was getting roasted to his face by somebody else, he's in his element Yeah, take that fucking microphone. He can give them them jokes back light his ass up Light these motherfuckers up. It's the fact that you can't see these people and I think it takes away your superpower Right. You're a comedian. Yes. So if I'm clowning you online, but I'm d.r. Cole and I'm sitting at home I don't know what you look like. I don't know what your profession is. I don't know what you do for a living I don't have any material. That's right. I don't have no sauce material. You gotta have you handicapped me you crippled me So now I just feel helpless. Yeah, I just gotta get on fucking line and cry Yeah, now you can never cry never be affected. You know what you gotta do You got to wear bell bottoms for the whole next week You got to lean in you got to lean into it. You're the bell bottom guy now I never looked at bell bottoms is gay say what I never looked at bell bottoms is gay. Were they gay? No, nothing I know of I packed bell bottoms was the shit back in the day Yeah, you were cool if you had bell bottoms bell bottoms in the afro. You was getting all the pussy all of it Yeah, man, so I didn't look at it as crazy. I just I don't like to see that that bothers me when I see comedians That fucking sensitive. You're a comedian, but I under I understand why Deion felt so helpless in that moment, but I promise you it's not a motherfucker alive That can piss me off enough to take my phone go live and start yelling at that motherfucker. Never no No matter what never see me doing. It's not happening and I've had some times where I wanted to Okay, but that does absolutely nothing. All right. Yeah, I've just been plenty of times I wanted to open this goddamn phone go live and say fuck all y'all suck my dick Okay But I have not done it. You know why because I got a fucking therapist and I got people that I can vent to All right, and I got this goddamn podcast and a radio show But you would not see me open up my motherfucking phone go live and scream at that shit. I'm not showing weakness like that Yeah, it does show weakness. You think that they're gonna have sympathy for you. Deion Yeah Now they're gonna double down on the f word now. They're gonna run after it. Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna double down on the maggot, baby Yeah, they're gonna double down on it now. They really think you a maggot because you're because you're crying. Yeah Yes, man. Come on, man. Don't do that. That's interesting. So going live is almost like an admission Going live is showing everybody they got to you Interesting we grew up in the era of never let them see you sweat never now. It's like never let them see you tweet Yeah, never let them see you go live. Yeah, you got some shit going on and it's bothering you and you've getting pushed to that limit Go talk to somebody Don't go on your fucking phone. I don't give a fuck this. Don't do it. You look stupid. You you you never Win you're not going to get sympathy. Yeah, you might have some people that tweet you and be like, that's what I'm talking about Deion these people are hateful whatever whatever, but it's gonna be way more maggots in your comments, bro It's gonna be way more maggots in your comments, bro. And why do you think that is? What do you think it is about? What do you think it is about like people when we see someone do that, dude? Does it what does it look like to us? It's the same reason that when I can't speak I can only speak for myself Yeah, when I was in school. Yeah, and I was letting these jokes fly and I was teasing you. Yeah Oh, if it's getting to you, yeah Twisted knife slow slow, oh you you pussy too Oh you stink and you pussy Oh your sneakers whack and you pussy like I was a fucking terror. I would push you to that limit I wanted to see you bug the fuck out because that made us all laugh even more, right? So that's all it is social media. And by the way, Deion Cole is somebody He's on blackish. Yeah, he's got the netflix special. You know, he's on the road. He's making money. Yeah, if me Regal old joe sitting in my mother fucking mama's house can piss you off What is the thing about energy right energy's never lost to destroy this merely transfer from one party to the next So if I feel miserable and bad, I want to make you feel miserable and bad I see you on fucking line at the n double acp awards with your bell bottles Hold up your life is so fucking good. Deion call if you step out in bell bottoms You can just you can wear whatever you want from any era. Who the fuck do you think you are you maggot? I'm saying that's I'm telling you that's what people think. Oh, you're not even trying to go with the flow You're not participating in this group think that we all are participating in it You're not wearing what everybody else is wearing. Who the fuck are you to be original? Who the fuck are you to try to be authentic? Why is your self-esteem so high deion that you the only nigga here with bell bottoms on? Oh, I'm gonna roast your ass I'm gonna light you up because I'm sitting around miserable fucked up angry bitter I gotta I gotta pass some of this energy to you. Hey, that's what 15 minutes You got on instagram live telling everybody. Yeah, I fucked up. They are forgetting at you. They won They fucking won. They won deion They won Let's pay some bills and come back with asking idiot Talking about winning get your dicks hard guys. Um We've spoken about this company on this podcast before. I'm glad that they are officially on board Bluetooth, okay. It's this simple give your girl Your wife The girl that you want to impress the night of her life with the hardest dick that you've ever had Okay, same active ingredient that's in uh viagra c. Alice It is fda approved. This is blue chew We're all on it. You know what I mean? Alex even said it made his dick grow a quarter of an inch. Wow. 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Let's close out with some asking idiot. What do we have today? On the menu, okay These are some of the last ones from this week. Oh, so you didn't you didn't do what you're supposed to do, huh? I got you. Fuck us. Okay. So you think just because your period's on that we shouldn't have new fresh and asking idiot this week Yo, that is kind of wild. You forgot all about the segment. You forgot that like that's fucked up, tayla That is fucked up. Wow low key Maybe I I haven't asked an idiot. We're the new asking idiots. Wow, what you've been doing what you can't fucking believe you yo Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up shit is a week old. I can't we can't answer week old questions If you got a week old tampon that should be fucked up, right? Yeah, you can have toxic shock syndrome That's what i'm saying. I got toxic shock right now because i'm disappointed that we got week old questions Oh my god, what I can't believe you what what the new braids and the fucking Freshly manicured eyebrows you got really got you feeling yourself. Yeah, that's true. I knew you did something to your eyebrows Did you paint them in? I hope your boyfriend finds out that your period is on on this podcast. Yeah me too. I hope you had big plans for the Week I hope you ordered bluetooth Yo, yeah, what if you had the chew all ready to go He takes it and then he finds out you're on your period your eyebrows do look really good I'll be honest with you. You're welcome. All right. Let's let's let's answer some old-asking idiots. All right It's taylor's fault. Oh, what are your thoughts on reclining your seat on a plane? Are there any other plane elevator, etc. Pep peeves worth discussing? This is from at real wavid Dingle, well first of all If I I look at the reclining on the seat But you heard about that story, right? I did I did first of all if god did that to my wife on the plane On my daughters. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them. That's number one Yo, what a pussy that guy was, huh? He only doing it because it's a girl beat his ass and then when somebody says why you jumping on him He said a lot but but then I'm a fucking um I'm uh, if you pay for a seat You should be able to recline it. Yo, I'm gonna tell you something that they're doing on planes that I hate talk to me They make it too many seats. Yeah It should not be that many seats on the plane Yeah It should not be that many seats on the plane, yo And I don't care if it's in first class our economy like delta and on the international flights Delta has the first class seats where it's like 30 40 first class seats. You don't like it. No, you want to be special I want to be fucking special because it's it's talk to me planes need to be more comfortable, bro They do you're right. There's not enough room on planes no more man. Like it's not let's be honest. There was a time when Traveling on that business our first It didn't even feel like flying, bro. No, it was it was like that was the vacation It was relaxing. Yeah, you take your phone. You put it in a fucking pocket somewhere It's still one airline like that. Which one jet blue I fuck with jet blue, but delta is good too. We're on delta Delta is too. It depends where you're flying. I mean, I haven't flown like the la and shit with deltas. You go to south carolina That's a little that's a little trip. So you're gonna be on a little plane or even la la you go to You know in la I like mint jet blue. I haven't flown delta la. I'm sure I have Mint jet blue is bomb because it's cheap and it's fucking the nicest first class Delta first class is legit the international one. I didn't like it was too many fucking seats You don't want all those people around man. Don't feel right, man It's like everybody's laying down, but it's like you're in like a fucking Tiny little space. Yeah, like you're all that war or something like you fucking sleeping in a bunker And it's like everybody laying next to each other. I don't like that shit, man But if you pay for a fucking seat, you should be able to recline 100% that's on the plane and I can't believe that This guy would make such a big fucking deal about this like it's not like the seats go back that far Fam it's a few inches Yeah, it's a few inches It's not noticeable like I've been you know having sat in the economy in a long time But uh, you know when I have sat in the economy I remember people have this seats back and you're still watching tv You know what I'm saying like it don't buy it's not a thing that bothers you. It's not like they're in your lap Bro, it's stupid guys a fucking cornball. They be in your lap, chris Where were you flying from delta To the virgin islands Any coronaviruses out there or what any cases Chris like fucking I need a corona to go with this Lyme virus. I got He got Lyme disease. Give me a little corona to go Whoa, yo, god is funny as fuck if chris get coronavirus Dude, mexican's gonna go crazy. I want a drink This white boy is perfect. He got fucking corona in Lyme, bro Are you kidding me, bro? Imagine chris was cheating with a mexican boyfriend The mexican boy been telling his boys man. I'm fucking this goddamn white guy, man. He has corona in Lyme It's what? You mean he got corona in Lyme in his house? No, he take it everywhere. Okay, carnal Um, okay, carnal, we got the fucking coronas We hate you for not having asked any of you corona's coming to mexico. He's coming here. I thought that's where it started Yo, that's gonna be fucked up. No, i'm joking aside. It's gonna be fucked up with corona virus in mexico, yo So nobody gonna take that shit seriously. No, they're gonna be like it's a celebration Wait, you say it's out on the streets. They're just giving it away You don't want to get the corona who you You have something what you got tell what you got t um from the real to he said if the two of you weren't doing radio comedy What would you what would be your dream job? I'm not answering that I don't know. I just this is my dream job. I know so if you weren't doing it, what would you have? And had another dream hobby though a hobby. Yes I don't fucking know you're saving whales or something Saving whales. Yeah, I would do some real white feminists. Man get out of here. I'm sorry Shit, dude I'll be slanging this dangling all across the The world I'll be like, yo, you can't play with plastic toys on the beach because you play with plastic toys on the beach You kill the whales man whales are good Give me an asking idiot what you got all right Oh, whoa, you want a real one? You want a real one, bro? You ready? Yeah What are your greatest fears? You know who asked this who who named michelle My greatest fears deaf honestly Deaf is absolutely positively my greatest fear and the funny thing about deaf is I think I was I was listening to uh jada pinkie smith and jay shetty on the um I can't remember the name of jay shetty's podcast on purpose. I think it's on purpose great great podcast. I love it, but jada pinkie smith was talking about the um What was the word she used it's basically about how Impermanence is what she said. Hmm. She said it's the impermanence of deaf Right because she was talking about kobie. Well, she was talking about impermanence of life impermanence of life Of life permanence of death. Yes The impermanence of life meaning that we all exist now And then one day we just may not we could easily get removed from our loved ones We could easily get removed from our spouses. That's why the corona virus That's why all of this stuff like that has cracked so much fear in us, right because it's really about Having to experience what we what we perceive as the finality of deaf We would not feel that way if we knew that it was truly something out there after this that was better Yeah, that's why the whole idea of heaven in paradise is so intriguing to us Yeah, because we feel like okay, at least if we die we'll be in paradise with our loved ones Or eventually our loved ones will join us like that's what we hope even when you saw kobie's memorial You saw people referencing Kobie looking to find the nearest basketball court in heaven or Vanessa saying take care of gg in heaven. Like that's what we hope right. That's what makes us feel better. Yep about you know Whatever's after this So, yeah for me my greatest fear is definitely deaf because I fear not being here For my loved ones now. Yes. I know I will get to a certain age Where I won't give a fuck and I want that let me get ready to go. Let me get to 90 something I'm cool. I'm cool. I promise you. I'm cool with that. Let me get to the life where I can see my daughters grow up Have their grandkids live their life. They've achieved what they want to achieve. Yeah, me and my wife can clock on it I'm gonna start talking like that When I get to a certain age. Yeah, it's scary the same way. I'm talking now Yeah, at the breakfast club like I'm leaving when I get to about 80 90 100 I'm gonna start talking that way. All right. I'm out. I'd be cool. I'm Y'all can have this shit like I'm gonna start talking like that and I can't in the body way I can't wait, but at this moment in my life fears my greatest fears absolutely deaf Are we good at that point? It's till death do you part? It depends do you part 90 something years old you can't get some pussy in heaven like if she's still If if me and my wife both make it to 90 something trust me when one of us dies we'll be joining the other one soon. Yeah You're kind of hating that probably will kill me. You're kind of because let him slang that dick in heaven Let him get up there Let him have a year or two of just dicking down shorties in heaven Before wifey comes up there. You know the rules death do you part now? I'm sharing this dick with everybody in heaven Black men don't cheat when they dead. That's like the you know, listen all jokes side That's like the guy who died in jail and he had a license He died and he tried to get out. He's right. Yo low-key. No, he's fucking right with that. He's right Yes, death do us part but I go to heaven. Did you cheat? No? No, we parted. We parted now. You're dead We're back together. No now you cock-blocking. We got a renewed vows. Don't be looking at her like that not here Jesus, I'm sorry. I got this. Don't worry about it Okay Because guess what you act too spicy and Hey god, I know I know I wanted my wife of people. Can you remove her? It's a little bit It's a little bit much. It's a little cool up here first. Can you send us someplace? You up there in heaven getting all this pussy you realize you don't want your wife to come you're like, Jesus look Look what she's doing Look and I come in come in. I know you busy, but look she lied. You see her lying right now. Jesus looks Jesus would be like, do you think I care about lies? Would you be here if I care about lies? No, but what's your greatest fear my greatest fear I think uh at the moment it would be uh Um living Like maimed So the living in a way where I couldn't do my Do the things that bring me the most joy. Oh, so like if you lost your voice or some shit Oh, yeah, I lost my voice or I lost my hearing or something like that like something where I couldn't perform for people and and enjoy that Thing that I guess we just take for granted that would really scare me. I think that would scare the shit out of me But uh, yeah death also like my parents died like my my parents are starting to get fucking old man, especially my dad Ugh, I don't know. I mean the mortality of all of us is like that's my biggest fear. I hate death so much I can't stand that shit. Oh my god. I can't I can't stand because I think a lot of it has to do with the fear of unknown Could you appreciate life the same though if it wasn't for death? Um, that's a great fucking question. Could I appreciate life the same? No way. I don't need to be honest with you. I don't know because I don't know if I ever Care about dying as much as I do now Yeah, but think about it like If you didn't know that death was an option, we would just be such fucking assholes like That's why superheroes got to go fight crime all day It's because that's the only thing that makes them feel like they could die Like if there's no Thanos and you just in immortal being you're gonna be so bored You're gonna be an asshole So you might as well go find someone that could potentially take you out to make you realize the importance and value of life Yeah, I mean they they they say you truly haven't appreciated life until you've been face to face with your own mortality I mean, I've you know, I've had guns pulled on me. I've been in You know wrecks that could have been fatal Like, you know, I always talk about the car wreck I had when I was in that lumen and caravan back in the day And the officer told me if you weren't drunk and you had a seatbelt on you'd have been dead Yeah, because the I was so drunk the impact didn't kill me and I didn't have a seatbelt So I flew out the back. So When I'm talking about like I don't need that I don't need to come face to face with it anymore to Appreciate life. Like when I see situations happen The nipsey hustle people that I knew and they they left loved ones behind or even my homeboy Jarrell amongst corner just You know, uh, even when I see Kobe Kobe was all of those things hit different for different reasons You know, I mean Kobe because he just was doing his regular every day Extra-curricular activities with his daughter and just boom. Yeah, he wasn't somewhere. He wasn't supposed to be You know, he wasn't in the hood He wasn't in an argument with nobody, you know, I'm saying like there was there was nothing that Happened other than some freak accident Shit and boom He you just know you just don't exist anymore in the physical, but Buf. Yeah, man. Buf. Yeah, I don't even idea. That's mark. That's definitely my grades for I I want to be here I want to be here. I want to live as long as fuck all that yolo shit Y'all be talking you only live once and you the good die young shut the fuck up All right, I want to live as old as possible. I want to be 90 something 100 I want to be fucking I want to have on d.r. Close bell bottoms and have people laughing at me I want to be drooling. I must I want to be blind like Bill Cosby at 90. I want to die Fuck it. I'll take it all scratch it out scratch it out. We're rushing for we don't even know what we're going So what we rushing for exactly We don't know I want to hit 100 man. I want to hit 100. I actually want to hit more than 100 Yeah, I do because it's because the way We're aging the way the life expectancy of people is yeah You you might still be good at night. You know, you might still pop a blue chew and get it popping gang So that's who's getting the most uh std's you heard Old people they don't give a fuck no more. They not strapping up Fuck the 95 the air max 95 mask that Chris was talking about fuck a condom. I'm gonna fucking go wrong What air mix 95? Whatever the shit man, fuck all that real talk man, you're old you just let it rip those ovaries don't work You just pounding out that puss. Come on, man What No, you're right. I'm just saying that's what you would do. How what position do you think old people have sex? You think they go mish they probably disrespect the fuck out of 69 Which you would ask an 80-year-old motherfucker to 69. I've been doing that 11 years ago Get out of here. I think you got to go dog I think the girl's on her walker and then the guy gets behind her Right and then he uses the walker too. So they double up on the walker And he just kind of he just like gets it in and then just kind of rocks back and forth They rock back and forth. I think missionary would be the most comfortable position because they're both laying down Yeah, but I don't know if they could thrust through missionary and their knees might be hard I don't think it's about the thrusting. So you just put it in there and let it bake You know I'm saying just this too, but you got to insert dog Yeah, but you once you put it in like you just boom you just I think at that age You're just happy that his heart right. She's happy that it's wet But how does it get wet? Do you think the guys take out their dentures and just rub it up against the pussy lips? It's possible Maybe menopause What menopause make you sweat? Shit talk about menopause drives you up. No menopause. It's over. It's a wrap lubed in so you lube k y Okay, yeah hit that k y but you throw it in the dog I think I don't think they could do dog They old hips blow out, you know, I'm saying like how can like if you've really hit that shit, right? Right and the woman's on the walker. You might make her fucking fall. This is the walker He bends over. Yeah, she locks the wheels because I think you can lock the wheels because you know It's also a seat so it don't roll. So it doesn't roll. Okay, right then The the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah granddad granddad comes up He also grabs the walker. Okay, I like what you're going and then he just gets you know a little bit of That would be kind of hard though because you know when you get older everything starts to fall Say what everything starts to fall. Oh, you can't find pussy. So imagine a thick all you women out there They got big asses. Oh, yeah Gravitational pools gonna make it drop. Yeah, I don't have the script to lift that shit up no Look like puddles. I think missionary might be the best thing, bro I just don't understand how they're gonna be able to move you have to use a lot of upper body strength for missionary You can't just lay on this old woman. She's gonna die. You think yes, dude I think in no in those moments. You probably find the screen. What about the girl goes on top dude lays down Right to old what so old titties old titties just drop, you know I'm saying so she'd be on top and they would just be weighing old man down maybe that's So that he doesn't have to lift his body up to touch them as much So it's actually working for his benefit like he could suck his titties or her titties while he's laying down Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost just like lifting a palm leaf and you're just like you know What the sire I hate to be that guy Hey, look at your google senior citizen porn. Let's get a little peek. Maybe let's see how they do it Let's before we get off the air. Can we just see I don't want to just talk out of no experience And we got to see 80 years and above. I don't know seven year olds Huh, yo, you know, it's crazy. There's a lot of young younger guys fucking old I don't want to see that we want to see old people fucking, you know, it's crazy all the presidential candidates Are of the age that we're talking and they look pretty I thought about that last night. I thought about bernie sanders and his way flat. Oh, this is this is this is so hot What the fuck hold on I'm not getting it. Yeah. Yeah, she's going for Nah, she's an old man. Yes. Get the fuck out of here Press what? Oh shit, hold on So do you gotta look at this, bro? They 69 in We just was talking about that they 60 fucking 90. Oh, yeah, she's taking that down Oh, he's running the train. You know what? This is a good example of how women Shouldn't wait to get this get this age to go through their whole phase Like if you want to beat his kind of freak just beat his kind of freak, man, you know, she she she don't give a fuck Yeah, but she's tired. Look at her She tired like a whole person would be during sex, bro. She can't handle these two dudes. I'm fine with that. Yeah Oh, god, oh, shit. Oh now she naked. Oh god. What is it? Okay I'm about to text my wife. We watching This might be my new favorite. I did not know that they had Can you fast forward? I want to see the nut That shit gonna come out and powder That shit gonna be powdered Oh, bro, you know, he fuck he take he learned how to use the phone He's fucking grandson taught him how to use the goddamn smartphone. He's taking pictures of this shit. Oh, that's Yeah, nice moves light thrust. That's all this guy wanted to be too much on his back. He's dead He hasn't moved The entire time He really might be dead She that pussy suffocated it suffocated breathe and do that trying to eat pussy at the same time. Hell no She gave him an n95 and she matters She matters. Fuck cuz his dick is not hard soft. You need bluetooth, bro. Get on that bluetooth. Why you're not sponsoring this? Don't disrespect, bro Yo, this is my new favorite shit. Yo, oh, she's moving so slow, dude It's not even buffering, bro. You got a job All the granny point I can motherfucking everything you can find so you don't even have an ending. Oh, that's fucked up. There's no ending. There probably is no ending No, you got a show. There probably is no ending. He's dick's probably not hard, yo Listen, uh, thank you. Please send you asking idiot questions now All right, so you can send you asking idiot questions. Um, what do you what did they send them to at the brilliant idiots? At the brilliant idiots instagram twitter send you um asking idiot questions that at the brilliant idiots And we'll answer them for you next week. Um, that's it, right? Oh, this is disgusting No, that's what you found something does you got something the same shit It's dude. I'm going down that deep dive when I get home at the crevice. Here's why it's disgusting The kids go to the bed me and the wife. Let me tell you why it's disgusting because you know how when women get older They get short haircuts. Yeah, so when you just scroll through the thumbnail, it just looks like dudes sucking each other's Shit That that's two guys. It looks like grandpa and grandma Grandma and grandpa with a boy Fun lady would hurt young black stud eating him alive. Oh god. Oh, what is this? I'm about to go down a deep deep dive of grandma kuchi tonight. No, this is just crazy All right, uh, listen as always if you listen to this podcast, we do love you appreciate you As always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant, but if you think we're just a couple idiots, you don't know shit You're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening