 You know, last time everyone was like, you guys missed opportunity to say machine gun smelly. Yeah, and I was like, shut up. Well, you try. You try to be on the spot. Yeah, you guys are coming up with do-do puns. You guys try and look at this guy and think clearly. Are you kidding me? Hey, guys. What's up? Welcome back. Today, we have a very exciting video because we are going to be watching a movie. We're going to be doing a movie commentary. But today, we have a very special guest. Today's guest is Jacob Sharpe. Woo! Woo! Where is he? Come out on the stage, Jacob. Oh, it's me, Jacob Andrew Sharpe. Welcome back to Trin Lavelle's channel, everybody. It's the best movie channel on planet Earth. And if you disagree, get out of here. We're here to have fun. And we're here to make fun of our favorite movie, hip-hop, rock and roll guy, MGK. MGK. MGK. MGK. Yeah. Yeah. If you watched our last video, you know that we can't get enough of this guy. This cast is stellar. Let's take a look at this, Jacob. We've got, of course, Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah. This character's name is London. London? No. No, it's not. Why is it London? No last name, just London. Ooh, is this like a, is the movie like a Zack and Cody kind of like, kind of like dark edgy movie and he plays like London Tipton? Is that kind of what we're looking at? You might be surprised because the next character's name, played by Monsun, is Dylan. Okay. So this is, yeah, we're moving into sweet life territory for sure. That's Dylan, Dylan Sprouse, 100%. Dylan and then Cole. Okay, played by... Oh, Cole, Cole. Colson. Oh my God, I am such a fake fan. Oh my God, he's already forgotten his name. You caught me. The next character, we have Megan Fox playing Kennedy. Fuck off, is she actually in the movie? No, she's literally like... Third person in the cast. Oh no, okay. We have Dove Cameron as Olive. Do you know who Dove Cameron is? I might. She was in Liv and Maddie on Disney Channel and she was also in the Descendants movies on Disney Channel. I do know who Dove Cameron is. Avril Lavigne playing Avril Lavigne. No way. Why, why? Okay, I don't think it's fully necessary to have like, already Machine Gun Kelly, which is just Avril Lavigne but like, you know, but somehow worse. We have Becky G, who plays Apple. Who's Becky? Okay, Becky G sounds like the character's name. Who's Becky G? The famous singer who made the song Densing in the Mirror, Singing in the Shower. Okay, great. La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da. Trin, don't sing it too perfectly. You're gonna get demonetized. That's literally Becky G. She plays a character named Apple, which I would assume is like a character's name in Riverdale or something. Um, Gwyneth Paltrow's kid, though. What? Right? Isn't that like a famous, she named her kid Apple? Who's she married to? She's married to the Coldplay guy, right? Is she still? I don't know. Yep, Apple Martin. There you go. We have Trippie Red as pool guest. We have Brittany Furlan as waitress. Dennis Rodman as unknown character. There's no name. That's it. It's like talking to a parent about pop culture. That's what I feel like. Like, this is like what my dad is like, yeah, Hollywood's best stars. Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg. Like, it's just, it also feels like a movie. Like, you know when you make a movie as like a kid and you're like, I want all my friends. We're gonna get a camera and make a movie. Like, that's what this feels like. It's just like, we don't have a script. We barely have an idea, but we have a camera and too much free time. Did Machine Gun Kelly like fund this picture? Like, is he like a producer director type thing? I am pretty sure that he was. Directors are Machine Gun Kelly and Monson. And the distributors are Open Road Films. Open Road Films did the nut job. Oh, what? Open Road Films has exactly four pictures. It's the nut job, the nut job 2, AXL, and Show Dogs. Okay, well, hey, well, let's see if this one lives up to nut job 2. Oh my God, I think Davidson is in it. Shut up. I mean, that makes sense there, buddies. Sorry, I didn't mean to tell you shut up, but, you know. Tying back in a callback to our first video, the Kardashians. Right. This is, dude, that conspiracy runs, that is truer and truer every time we hang out, because holy moly. Oh my God, I just connected another dog. What? Monson dated Bella Thorne. Bella Thorne was with Scott Disick for a second. I also am just under the impression now and I'm like, Hollywood's the most incestuous place on planet Earth. Like, everyone fucks everybody. Like, these are all super big celebrities. They're like, oh my God, wait, wait, hold on. We're like just stunned that people in Hollywood know each other. We're like, hold on. Did you know that the Kardashians are all sisters? You know the Kardashians, dad. Do you know? Have you heard? You're not going to fucking believe this one. That's Becky G. Okay. Today is the biggest day of your life, babe. Don't get too high. Wait, I'm going to pause it really quick. Okay. You have to have something to say about that. Well, I mean, already, I mean, I don't even know why I asked if MGK was involved with like the production of this movie because I guess his whole like, like this is obviously him being like, I'm going to do what Childish Gambino did with because of the internet. I'm going to come up with a screenplay. There's going to be like visuals that go along with my record. Like, I'm the new Gambino, but then you have someone being like today's the most important day of your life. Don't get high. Isn't this guy like almost 40 or some shit? He is a child. He's getting married like he and he's like, don't get too high. Don't get too high. Oh, wait, why did you say it like that? Is everyone going to spell it like that? Yep. And why does she spell morning like that? That doesn't sound like him. No. That's someone else. What the fuck? Does he not know what morning means? He doesn't. He had to Google. Also, that didn't even look like the actual like, that looked like he like searched it on like Urban Dictionary. Like it wasn't even like. He typed it in himself. Because obviously Apple must be his partner. Becky G. When you get a message from your partner in the morning and you're like, I don't have an inner monologue. That's like, who's up this early? Oh, Apple texted me. My partner of so and so years. I've, I only text. I've never called anybody. I wonder what's going like. Morning with the you. What's that word? When I wake up in the morning, I am like crusted over the eyes. I can barely pick up my phone and I don't even look at what people have messaged me. It's right to tick tock until I fall back asleep. Your mouth is stuck together. It's like sticking. Yes, exactly. Because I've been mouth breathing all night and I'm out of saliva. Dry drool your mouth is shown. Exactly. The eyes are crusted together. Because I've also like, for the past two hours, I probably haven't taken a breath. So I literally wake up and I'm just like. You're like, stranger things, Vecna. And all those like tentacles pop off me and I'm like, I got to go to the hospital because I think my heart stopped last night. Vecna got you. And the Vecna is machine gun Kelly. 100%. Machine gun Kelly is the real life Vecna. If you haven't seen season four, get on it. It's been out for like three days. We can't restrict our references because you haven't seen the show. Yeah, I can't restrict. We're not stopping our references because you're too busy. Oh, not the feet. Oh, no, no. No. No. Oh, no. All right. Jump scare warning. That went from feet to bold. Oh, dude, that was, I was, I was with you. I was like, yeah, please no feet. And then we got only come gutters like the V right down to the penis. That was bad. So far it is him just being like, you guys are going to see, you're going to listen to my music and see my dick. Listen to my voice and look at me now. Look at me now. Look at my nude body. Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? Oh my God. No ass. I need to do some squats. Whoa. Cold showers do make your dick small. Pause. Okay. Okay. A couple things. I thoroughly dislike when movies, TV, rely on like the most blatant exposition for the movie. Yeah. Being like, when you're hitting the face with the plot in the movie, instead of like, you know, artistically giving the audience like a chance to learn about the characters and doing it through like good, good dialogue and things like that. This is the worst version of that I've ever seen because never in my life have I gotten like this poor dialogue with MGK's bare ass and hearing him say, I got to do squats. I hated that. But it's like, it's like cute when like a young teenage girl is like, hi, I'm Kaylee. And I just moved from Ohio. But this is like, my dick horn. Yeah. Exactly. Like that's the thing. When it's on something that, like when it's about something like a little more like innocent and lovable, that's where I'm like, yes, I'm in. But when, yeah, when it's a guy who's just like, you guys want to see my cock? That's when I don't like it. Oh my God. That was that might be Megan Fox. I don't know who it was, but that was just blatantly like, And here's some boobs. And on top of that, I'm still waiting to hear from my agent about this Batman role. But I haven't heard anything yet. What? Get off the stage. You need to leave. You need to leave. Get the hook. Get him out of here. Like that is bad. He's going to be the next Batman. Was that a theater? Was that a thing? No. I was like, were people like rooting for him to be Batman? He was rooted to be the fucking Riddler. Oh, that's so annoying. Boo. Get the fuck away from that. Meet Kennedy. She moved in with us a couple of years ago from San Francisco. She also hates boys. She can't really stand any of us. But she sticks around anyway. Puzzle. Okay. So we can confirm that the boobs earlier were Megan Fox's boobs. She doesn't like boys, which, you know, Hey, as a guy, I get it. Boys? What the heck? Yeah, chicks hate guys. What's that about? Give us a break. You know, you can't say anything these days. You're spraying us with pesticides. Chicks are different, I guess. Girl, women are different than men. That's what I'm getting from this. Females be different nowadays. This was conceptualized on a tour of us. Oh, yeah. And you know, they were like, they were crossed and they just were like, that is funny because if you are sober around crossed white boys, you will see that they find the most dumb shit and funny and they will sober up and think that it is the best idea ever. Yep. This is coked out white dudes being like, I can make a movie. And then they did. And unfortunately they did. Unfortunately, they had the means to be able to do that. Yeah. Unfortunately, they didn't have to do like any crowdfunding. They just went out and made a movie. That's the worst part is that they have too much freedom. Freedom rights need to be taken away from CERNB. Go ahead, Trin. Go ahead. Finish your sentence. I'm with you. I'm with you. Someone's going to take that out of context and like use it for their like dirty work. Like, yeah, certain people do need their freedom of speech taken away from them. Oh, 100%. Oh, and you know, who's going to take it as a bunch of white guys are going to take it out of context being like... Some coked out white guys. Some coked out white guys being like, she? The Asian agrees with us. She's with us. She's with us. No. That's like the people who are like, see? There's this one guy who likes Trump. This one black guy likes Trump. And you're just like, still. The majority of you are, you know, you guys are one new balance sneaker away from exploding into a vat of cell phone holders on your hip. Like, you guys are the whitest people on planet Earth. Oh, my God. I hope one of them fucking dies. He's literally going to die. I hope so too. I hope they all fucking die. Are you kidding me? No. No. What do you guys not understand? I like girls. No. What? Pause. Cut the shit. Cut it out. There is so many things wrong with that. Okay. So, Megan Fox just bent over and she gave us the old look back only to reveal that her character is gay. And she only likes girls. I just think it's so funny that she has had such a res, like, resurgence of her career. Like, she's been revived. Yes. She's taken over. And then immediately when she hit that peak, she's like, I'm with MGK. I know. Like, it was like she was in This Is 40 and then a few years later was like, ah, never mind. I know, yeah. Thank you so much, guys, for, you know, recognizing all the hardships I've gone through. Now I'm going to go marry a guy that thought it was okay to sexualize a 17-year-old Kendall Jenner. Oh, man. I can't wait to sleep at my new house. Oh, my God. He's falling in love with her. No. I always get stuck caretaking this month. Stupid blonde boy. Oh, my God. Is she going to give, is she going to stop being a lesbian to be with him? I bet that's the plot point. Oh, my God. She's gay, but like, that's the thing. MGK is so hot. How could you be gay? How could you be a lesbian? He's totally said that to a girl before, though. Like a lesbian. For sure. He's like, are you sure you're gay? Do you want to try it out? Yeah. He's like, ah, that's, that's sick. I like pussy, too. Like, bad guy. And I'll make fucking stoner. That's literally us filming this video right now. Yep. Yes. We are the two lobsters being like, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser, mate. This is the worst movie I've ever seen. Get out of me tank. You're a light dookie. Right. So, just so everyone knows, my camera ran out of battery and I had to go get a COVID test for tour. But now I'm in Tampa, Florida and we're going to finish the movie. Maybe I don't want to be Batman. Maybe everyone else just wants me to be Batman. No one wants you to be Batman. No one wants you to be Batman. I promise. I think you should go with, you should pursue Apple because we don't give a fuck if you're Batman or not. Are the people that want you to be Batman in the room right now? Yeah, exactly. I feel like. Are they with us? I feel like all the people who want you to be Batman are in this scene and then that's it. After that shitty, ass, horrible, terrible, worst thing that's ever been shown on a television finale, respectfully. We're not going to leave you now. Well, and they keep referencing the bad finale of the TV show that we haven't seen. Yeah. Like we don't, we don't know what happened at this finale and I'm worried that we're not going to find out. I think it's just a running bit that they're going to be like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that was kind of cringe. Dennis Rodman. Yo. Yeah. Dennis Rodman. This is like the Mike Tyson cameo and hangover, but not at all. Except most people are like, who the fuck is Dennis Rodman? Everyone that's in the age demographic that would watch is like, who's Dennis Rodman? Yeah. Who's Dennis Rodman? Okay, great. If I didn't point out it was Dennis Rodman, would you have known? No, I was literally waiting. I was like, I think that's Dennis Rodman, but I'm going to wait for him to say something. He really reminds me of a young River Phoenix. Don't say that. Don't say that ever. Don't say that. Don't mention his name. Don't ever name-drop River Phoenix in this type of movie ever again. Are you fucking joking? That's insane. That's actually criminal behavior. That was actually so fucked up to do. Pause. I'm sick of them perpetuating the idea that weed makes you hallucinate. Yeah. This is such a thing where I don't even believe now that MGK or any of these guys have even smoked weed because they're treating it like they're doing acid. It's like listening to a family member be like, yeah, I've had a jazz cigarette or two in my lifetime. This is an anti-drug PSA. You would see in church where it's just not at all what happens when you smoke weed. Like it's just like- 100%. Yeah, that's not at all. They're like, it makes you want to tear out your eyeballs. Like MGK is going to- here. He is going to sit on a chair like this. Be like, Hey guys, I know we had a lot of laughs about drugs today but in all seriousness, drugs are not cool. The only thing that's cool is dating Megan Fox. So next time you guys try to get- you guys try to put that that sticky icky in your brain, just think about my wife's awesome body. All right, stay safe out there. She's not answering any of my calls. I just think it's crazy that the first like scene of the movie, she broke up with him and this whole movie has been like, dang, she's not like answering my calls. Like, she doesn't want any contact with me. This guy doesn't understand like what it means to be ghosted. He's just like, I know she doesn't like me anymore and that she told me to leave her alone, but- I really miss her and I want to talk to her. Why are you avoiding the fact that I saw you with another guy? You mean Luca? My stylist? Oh. The big guy? Yeah. How would he not recognize her stylist? Right? Maybe she should break up with him. He's a bad boyfriend. He doesn't know anything about her life. He doesn't know her own stylist. What the hell? There you go. Okay, okay. What about this? I wish I didn't have to do this through text. Weird. Because I wish I could do it in person. Because I like waking up next to you. That's so dumb. Like, I was ready for it to be like, and it was all a bad dream. Like, that's what I was ready for, but it's even worse because it was just like, oh, he just misread the text. That's so dumb. Yep. Oh, baby, you should have used some tone indicators in your text and I wouldn't have misunderstood. Like, I get it. It's supposed to be anti-climactic. It's supposed to be like, oh, what? Well, like, of course, it was the thing that, like, he wants us to go like, as if MGK just did that to us. Uh, that just happened. Fuck! Fuck! Here we are. No fucking Batman job. My name associated with the shittiest finale in television history. But, like, wasn't he already expecting to be like fired or like, pissed off the manager because he didn't show up? Well, yeah, he literally said I'm choosing love. Yeah, that's what he decided. Like, he's definitely so, like, like, so disconnected that he's like, I'm gonna choose love, but I can still be Batman. I know I missed the meeting and I fucked everything up, but I'm still Batman. Not the machine. Not Megan Fox's feet. Dude, no! No! He already showed us a close-up of Megan Fox's boobs, her butt and her looking back, and now her feet? Megan, are you actually okay? That's not okay. And you know she did this for free. She didn't get paid by him. No! She's like, yeah, babe, I'll help you out. And he's like, okay, I need to see all the things that the internet would love about you. I need your toe thumb. No! Was that a deep fake of Drake? Fuck! Was that just like a deep fake of Drake? That's not Drake. That was BBL Drake. That was BBL Drake. Holy moly. Drake really is caked up now. Holy macaroni. I wish all the celebrities in here weren't actually the celebrities and they were just sort of celebrities that looked like them. But like MGK is still being like, no, that's Drake. That's him. He told me. He told me it was him. He told me. He told me Drake's a liar? He doesn't lie? See you later. Avril! It's you. Avril, no! Avril, no. You shouldn't have done it. You should have. That's a big regret, I think in your career. That's a confirmed statement that we know that's not Avril. No, yes, exact. So that's, that proves that the conspiracy is real. The real Avril would never have done that. He's gonna get into a fucking car crash. Oh, for sure. He's texting and driving. See guys, that's why you don't text and drive because you're gonna crash into your partner that just broke up with you. Makeup is perfect. Yeah. Her hair's done. And how they get a, how they get a combined sweep. Yeah, I have a few issues with this. Fuck off. What do you mean? You guys guessed it. Today's video is sponsored by none other than Raycon. If you don't know what Raycons are, Raycons are wireless earbuds and you've probably seen me wear them in tons and tons of videos. The Raycon everyday earbuds look and feel amazing. They're premium sound quality and they started about half the price of other premium audio brands on the market right now. 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Got a text, misread the text, got high, I'm Batman and I almost killed my girlfriend and I. Like I need to be, I'm on trial for manslaughter. Yes, exactly. Although you guys got charged for sure. Sure, I hope you're okay but well not really but you guys got charged for texting and driving. Yeah, you guys were literally both texting each other and that's why you ran into each other. Also, you and driving under the influence you smoked weed and did a line of ketamine. There's no way you should be driving. Yeah, they look and they do the toxicology and they go you're going to jail. You're going to jail. Also, you're an idiot because you filmed it all. You filmed it all. This was actually a documentary. This is a thing of being like you want to know how you could be the worst person ever. Here it is. The title is Good Morning, right? Yeah. One of them should have died. That's what I was hoping for. Because that's like the whole point. She says good morning in the first scene and then either he dies or she dies. That's how you tie and apply. Bingo. Well, that's like the that would have been the right callback because we had multiple callbacks throughout the movie that made no sense and that weren't very funny but that would have been the one callback and we would have tied it all together. Also, have you seen what the audience rating on this is? No. Did you? I did. It's like in the 70s. I looked it up like yesterday. I was like, I'm curious. That's literally MGK and his friends doing the ratings. Yes. They were all like, but also they were like, we are going to give us a modest rating. We thought it was pretty good but it's not 80. It's not 80 or 90. It's a silly movie. But guess what the critic score is? 10. Boom. Boom. Take minus 10 minus 10. Ba boom. Yeah. No way. No way, brother. No way. You're not getting shit. No way home. More like no way, brother. You're not getting no percentage from us. More like no way, brother. Yeah. Amazing, brother. Shouldn't have made this movie, brother. Surviving so much only makes you want to die more. Exactly. And I really apologize to all the viewers for having to sit through this with us. But, you know, I had a blast. I had a blast. Thank you so much. I had a blast. Trin, thank you. Thank you so much for having me on the channel and letting me see one of the best movies I think you've ever reviewed.