 This is the first pack south ever Gray box I never heard a gray box before I've also never heard a gray box. Do they make Dreadnought customize your power. Oh, we saw them at X prime. They had the Capital ships that was all slow right somewhat interesting Now they've got some other RTS and that I don't think the first other ones even out yet They're doing some sort of slow Commentation there's not much going on here. Yeah, they're letting people play and then commentating their games All right Exciting twitch boots twitch once again has the boot that we wish we had I Could really use a space like that So they're advertising twitch. Yep. Look at all those lights one two three four five panels They're playing hardstone Packed south live powered by twitch. I wonder if they're gonna put all those like YouTube people over there Do things it's a pretty amazing Boots they have there in terms of a TV studio But look they've got two areas They've got the we are going to commentate on the game and then they've got the we are all being interviewed pre-enforce game I sure they do Not that it's not that gigantic Not really that gigantic. Oh logitech also sponsored their booth sort of gigantic ish You want to sign up to be in the alpha alpha sign ups People are lining up to play alphas of gigantic games. I Was in the alpha of the realm to shit didn't even work You'd like walk into a room and then the server would crash. Here's the game It's a game. Let's see if we can find anyone playing in front of the other side right over here Oh, this team is waiting up for another team to form. Yeah Let's see what this game is like. Oh their house Orion I Don't even know what kind of game this is about to find out maybe it's a MOBA It's five on five that background looks like a like classic adventure game background Like your character is gonna walk and get a 3d scale along that bridge It's like a Rana's garden in quest for glory It's probably a MOBA what a little game is five on five I think this Counter-strike. I think we need her five on five games that aren't MOBA's counter-strike. Sure counter-strike is five on five At least in not competitive And in casual it seems to be 20 on 20 because fuck having a good game Oh the game is starting. All right. Oh, no, it's third person. Well, he's Character selection. Oh, I like that robot guy. All right, I'll twitchy. Look at that Cactuses those are a bonus. It looks like there's multiple loadouts per character. Oh This guy's the community coach. He's explaining to everyone like what's going on Okay, they got one ringer on each team That's actually a good idea for a game like this. Yeah So they got this one guy He's definitely he's an employee of gigantic right and then they have these other players Let's watch this dude play There's a surprisingly long line to play this game, but it seems like it just takes him forever to get the game going Apparently it's really complicated like a MOBA or something. So you need a You know, you can't just start it up. No without any hassle, which is why there's a big long line All right, I saw a bunch of stuff over there about AoEs and it's definitely some sort of just straight up MOBA What else would be five on five I'm telling you The problem with new MOBAs is that if you invest in getting good at them and then the game does not become really popular You just waste it all that time. That's true with any big multiplayer game that you invest in But what was the speed running is kind of awesome, right because people oh, it's a third-person MOBA. Yeah It's pretty fast actually. I don't know how much skill is in it, but it looks fast Well, the other thing I don't see is farming. Look, it's area control. Maybe maybe oh Someone in creatures. Maybe you can control the mobs like we always said you should be able to that's a good idea Maybe this is worth it. It's gonna be free to play right probably every MOBA is free to play right So you can at least try it out. All right, they made a dragon sweet Now is that dragon gonna go fuck up the other side MOBA side? Hopefully I mean Fighting people fighting people fighting fighting Does that like action action game fighting? Yeah, but it looks like it looks like the fighting is deep Yes, not like Bayonetta or something. No, it looks like it's just DPS not dark souls kind of fighting This is where the warcraft. I'm doing my attack attack attack Yeah There's guns though All right. We had enough. I think so. We spent a lot of time on that game What is tiny build? What else is going on here? Looks like a bunch of little Root nice foam carpet I'm feeling this. Oh, you like to stand on the carpet. It feels really good. Oh, yeah Much more comfortable than the concrete floor Carpets if you have a booth get a carpet Fearless fantasy. It's a bunch of like Tablete games. Let's check it out here. Come play it I'm gonna play this game. I've never played it Leon and Alice. I bought a hot potato dog Rainbow Berry Roses Revive grenade casual It's a term based RPG With rhythm game stuff going on, but I mean Mario RPG had that But it's just that I'm not determining what to do now. I am okay So I was doing that on the defense. I'll use shield of courage You were perfect on the first try. Of course. Well, I'm on casual mode Maybe it doesn't tell you the gestures on the hard mode Or now I'm not doing well On casual mode you suck if you can't do it Fail. What's going on? I was doing fine. Maybe you do both at the same time or something But they appear at different times Maybe I got to do some different kind of motion. Yeah Multi-shot. It's multi shots at one guy What what? or That was epic, okay Okay Try dragging But they have the Stop you you keep doing the same thing over and over again Try something different every time Like try dragging or well that one's oh, she looks like she's asleep She's dead because you suck so much. Why do you suck so much at this tiny game? Yeah, you want to play this game? No So I think Clev is selling hardware, but look at this booth. Look at that ridiculous PC with this liquid cooling It was ridiculous booth Clev All right three-way monitor This is big like Apple looking booth But that computer is not Apple looking It's definitely it's just look at that look at that ramstick on display Well, it's that thing they sell the ramsticks. That's their product They sell they sell ram Clev ramsticks. Oh my god. They're just ramsticks Why would this ramstick? Oh, here's the Clev guy. I'll talk to the Clev guy. All right. Here we go That game has an amazing name. I see something amazing over here Star Mazer, how can this be bad? It looks a lot like our type. Here we go There's a plot that guys are guy. There we go Looks more like Gradius. That's Gradius not our type But it's also got an adventure mode. I think it is Gradius with a plot And an adventure mode straight up and he seems the guys I'm hearing what the guy's saying kind of because I'm kind of paying attention He's saying something about being episodic Now on Kickstarter Get it get a Star Mazer in no, why not gotta carry that shit around put in my bag. You want it You really want it? Yeah, like you gotta get out of my way then I'm gonna throw it at someone They want this you really it's a paper. It's better than the papercraft Naruto I'm gonna put it in your bag. I gotta roll it up. It's thick paper. Who gives a shit It's gonna be all shitty and busted. That's fine. Who cares? This is a piece of paper. It's like paper Naruto. Oh, it's way bigger than I thought Yeah, suddenly there's problems suddenly. This isn't such a great idea It's in we're good. It's joust the greatest game Game of champions joust Is there a terrible pterodactyl That's close enough I wish you come back and play this it's just joust. Yeah, I like joust The guild This reminds me of kingdom of loathing, but better art. It is the guild of Dungeon year Oh, look, you're like dragon cards like a Cardi game you drag cards to make the dungeon and you put monsters in it So you make a dungeon you're not Exploring the dungeon is making the dungeon. Oh a lot like those D&D tabletop games like Ravenloft and the other where you put a tile down every time It's that model only single-player video game That's not bad, and I think it's versus I could play that That's not bad at all That is not bad at all. I just got some cute stuff going on Look at that little goblin. Look at that Cyclops that dungeon. It keeps expanding Elite dangerous 400 billion star Danger freedom blaze your own trail. There's a line Let's go see what the game is Supposedly I can blaze my own trail with infinite freedom Let's see people blaze their own trails with their infinite freedom joysticks rim joysticks throttles Throttles and sticks all the joysticks. Uh-oh. It's that good joystick. Uh-oh Uh-oh, oh look at that screen there. I'm waiting for this screen to start up. I want to see a fresh screen Uh-oh, oh no right in the wallet right in the wallet room Oh, I just bought a shitty joystick for TIE fighter. I might have to buy a good joystick Pay attention to rookie the simulation involves ship-to-ship combat Elite and dangerous the line is worthy. How did I not notice this was on the horizon? Here it goes. Oh my god. Oh Oh Look at that free space flight with modern computing is actual debris. It's asteroid field I like how the cockpit moves to make it feel more motiony Yeah, like you're in the cockpit moving around right your body is moving around in the cockpit With it to go gives you a visual indicator of your sort of like momentum That guy it feels like he's moving fast, but the enemy seems like he's moving slow I don't know. I mean sometimes you're fighting a Y-Wing. Yeah, that's true. That's true Only not worthy of further investigation if only this is Star Wars. Yeah Your only fault is that you are not Star Wars We should make this take this engine. I know a game we should make with it tie fighter sinister Oh Run coward you can just see it on the horizon. Oh my god. It comes for you You've got to like get to an asteroid and drop Marines to go mine it Yeah, like Marines are fighting off the aliens and mining that shit. This is moonrise It has a big line also This looks like one of those cute art games. I don't know what kind of game it is though Let's see what we can see. Oh it looks sort of like Pokemon's it's like you're sending your dudes into a You're going to look they've hinted they're going to be a PAX East and PAX Prime and do some sort of reveal at each one So it's it's poke combat These guys are gonna fight You know what it'll sell me on this game if you can tell your Pokemon to attack the trainer Because it looks like the trainer has his own health There we go. Here's the trailer that looks much more impressive than people failing to play Command magical animals to fight each other like Pokemon in a cock fight. All right life is futile This looks futile Yeah, get it. Get it life is futile and here's some futile people. They are futile All right, just monitor over there. Let us examine the food. Lee. Here's some more futile folks. I see Look how futile they are They are so futile. All right All right, build a little town, I guess. Oh, you are a feudal lord, I guess and you are building a little defensible feudal place That town's been built using only game mechanics Actrazer only the good part Can it be? The good part of Actrazer No, it's gonna be one of those military games like military formation fighting. No No, you ruined it. You should have just had town building Why did you put another part in? That wasn't any good. No target physics-based combat So fail No, look at this loot system. Oh my god. We've seen enough. Oh My god, we've seen enough. All right. You want to go you want to go pull literally everything off of a corpse for like ten minutes There's two games going on here black ice and earth tongue So that's black ice I think which looks Kind of cool. Is that multiplayer FPS? I'm always leery though If any first-person game that has melee if the melee is in any way emphasize and then this is the Something else. This is a different game. It's fast. I'll give it that Whack. Whoa. He just died in one shot. Whoa You know to this day the Jesus I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's actually a religious thing I think it's actually a religious thing Swords and soldiers that looks like that old King Arthur game but zoomed in You just send guys from your side and then you're fighting against the guys from their side pretty typical game You know what it is? It's a 2d RTS. Yeah, we see those a lot. It's not it's not a new genre Okay, this needs is worthy of investigation just because the title. Yeah, you're looking at brawl. Hala. I am looking at brawl. Hala What's that bomber man looking bomb? He's got up there. All right, so this is Brawl, Hala Bunch of dudes. Let us brawl. What's your character selection? Let's watch Sailor Moon Brawl here. Will they ascend? Will they ascend to brawl, Hala? This is gonna be more smashy or is it gonna be more like buying a commando multiplayer? We're gonna find out real soon. All right, you got a throw dodge Quick pick heavy jump taunt This looks like it's gonna be smash. I Think it is smash bros style three two one brawl. Hala Hala for the brawl It's smash. It's smash bros For the PC. It's probably not as good as smash bros. Yep So far we've seen off-brand Pokemon and off-brand smash nice booth though brawl Do you know how useful that would have been back at our IT that ship? Do you need dungeon maps? There was a time in my life when I needed a dungeon map for a boat They are arc night arc night Arc night sells Dungeon maps for your dungeon This is called nice squad It looks like versus gauntlet It does look a bit like a versus gauntlet But maybe it plays more like a power stone because it's fast without the 3d action part and instead just 2d action Is there a bomber man aspect to this I think also well they can looks like they've destroyed a bunch of the walls along the way It's just like one of those party games that'll be good for a short while, but I don't know how long it'll hold up Yeah, this would last one New Year's party. Yeah, not even maybe like one part of a New Year's party Well, look at this booth and it's high production values. Oh, yeah, that's the this is a Vlambeer who is yeah? Ridiculous fishing slash Best run win a TV ridiculous fishing love trousers. Oh, you know, they totally bought TVs for the show And they don't want to bring them back. So they're just gonna give away their two TVs Are they giving away the TVs when a TV to they're giving away two TVs? They currently have two TVs I'm confident if you win this contest you win either that TV or that TV so this is the new game from those who brought you ridiculous fishing and Love trousers and whatnot this game looks all right Something happened with his booth. We didn't have one as of noon yesterday. Oh, so we had to make the ghetto booth in a hurry Wake up didn't show up, huh? So he goes and he's talking to the packs guys and he's just like yo, you've got an empty booth and that looks bad Well, yeah, we don't know what to do about it. He goes I do oh There you go by buys a couple TVs and close this up. Oh my god, that explains the win a TV It's incredible Peter sir What's going on here? They're beer sir king Okay, this has got more like action It's dodge and strike third person Here he comes it gets opening in it. It's like a bullfight with beer zerkers Or is that like the team for just two door that opens and lets you out? I think it's one on one Like Jedi Knight to Yeah, it seems like Jedi Knight to only crazier Faster I was running away and throwing projectile strategy. It's the rim strategy the rim strategy is often a very good strategy I'm losing interest. Yeah I'm done beer zerking Funimation booze Always seems kind of weird to have like a funimation in the expo haul like expo haul Seems to have usually traditionally been like show off games and not shot not not vending. Yep Okay, princess bride playing cards Goonies playing cards ghostbusters playing cards somebody printed a bunch of nerdy playing cards That is selling them officially licensed playing cards Breaking Bad Goonies. Yeah ghostbusters. That is that is They're just playing cards that is nerd cash in thing like one rim. It's it's video In a dark future and I just Video ball was one of the better things we saw at Prime this game just gave me such this like old Atari combat But not broken all the sucked at it big time. Yeah, cuz I sat down with three veterans and me And what was commentation was something like he must have been dropped on his head by his parents as a child This is the worst player in video all history. He is in fact scored a hat-trick of own goals Oh We're done with the amazing radio ball Guns sport. Oh, this is volleyball with guns What is this publisher? It is iron galaxy? You know, it's just like it that shoots me out thing This is the season the renaissance of direct competition simple games volleyball with guns How could you not buy this and also video ball? You know what this is gonna be? This is gonna be the next wind jammers Are they making these because wind jammers? I? Don't know what spawned this renaissance, but I'm not going to complain Sorry, knit hog Guns sport and video ball exist. Yeah Knit hog came too soon to this earth. Oh a spooky ghost. Oh Liddy had one of these Ghostry users and download the way you go most popular Something you're basically saying look we help these people block all your garbage, but then we're gonna sell you the garbage We just blocked Yeah, but it's anonymized that this when you sell it to them. I don't know why you're coming to pecs Faded hive jump bunch of little stuff going on here. All right, so here we go. This is Texas twist poker poker 3d poker Rim you give it a shot. You give it a shot. Yeah. All right. So what's the deal? I think you can get a flush. It's like you're surrounded by clubs basically look. There's a flush right there go back left Rim go down a twist might take it away Look, you can see the flush just go down down right every time you move then something moves a twist. Oh Damn it. There's a flush right there though. Yeah, I think if you move you can probably get it I'm gonna take one of them. Take the queen. It's higher. Yeah, the queen attire. Take the queen. See what happens see what happens Okay, can you go for another club? Yeah, I can Seven I'm doing it. Yeah, go. No go down It's gonna twist me and I can go down into the ace anyway. See But if I go for the ace, no, there's a two there Yeah, that's the ace. I gotta hold for a twist though. It's all right. You're good. I'll need one good twister It's not gonna work out That's good. Yeah, so like I only got one Trouble after yeah, like I said Scott if I don't get it. I need a good twist So I got a house. We got a tie We got garbage Chessics booth here. You want to buy some old NES games like what Robo cop 250 bucks for my go on x2 I Have mega medics to on the GameCube on like a re-release disc I don't think I need to pay a hundred and fifty dollars I have Robo cop and I have the box. Do you have any instruction manual with a piece of plastic around it? We threw away the instruction manual, but I might have the box magic of shares on yeah, that game was awful But also amazing. Yeah, you played a whole nother game of shares odd and then Haha Retro stuff well, can I really sell my final fantasy 3 without his box for 80 bucks? I've got one Do you need the 80 bucks? Do I need it more than I need a piece of plastic and you can just emulate Fancy 3 if you need to what I'm looking for are games that I forgot about that. I want to play Right that I can just emulate when I go home You always knew if someone had this cartridge that also had track and field. Yep They got the power pad right they got the power pad set. You knew where is it? Where is it? There it is. You know someone had this cartridge But the track and field dot-con and Mario they got their NES way later than everyone else. Yep All right, so check out this people have been talking about this a lot. I actually know about this Yeah, Luke rates. Have you seen this? I have not seen this so tell me what's going on Okay, it's a loot crate you subscribe the loot crate you'd pay some subscription fee And I think you can pay different tiers maybe or something and like every month They will send you nerdy shit in the mail just like surprise. There's some nerdy shit that Would not be good for us. So but the nerdy shit is shit You don't want like usually like these figures and pretty much whoever's sponsoring them Well, like I'm saying it'd be bad for us because we're trying to avoid having stuff in our apartments Right, but it's like so for example if you are fun pot making these figures that clearly there's a flood They flooded the market with these figures. They're in every goddamn store. They're all over the place There's millions of them right and people are not buying them as fast as they're making them though They are popular. They're not I think they're printing more than there are yeah You can basically sell off your merchandise that you don't want that's not selling your excess inventory And dilute crate and these people subscribe to loot crate and they're like yay And you know what you're just dumping your excess inventory You're paying to not have to stand in line and expo halls to get free stuff, right? It's like oh, I've made too many of these I Don't know walking dead figure. No look what's interesting cuz I've made too many golem mecha scalars Oh, no one's buying these things. I know I'll sell them to loot crate for a super discount I'll get him out of my warehouse Japanese anime style thing going on here There's walking dead and Game of Thrones little figures in mystery packs now in the US Yeah, well, these are things are in every comic book store. Yeah that you ever go to but moat Don't sell really This is Someone interesting I guess this is rust bucket rumbling like versus You're rumbling like that you're gonna just break your hot shoe. No, I'm fine. It's good. Let's watch someone rumble All right side scrollie shooty little cotton. He picked up a bag of garbage is his versus always trying to get that That's resources. I think well, it's rust bucket rumble. I don't know is it like contra in some way Oh, look, yeah, look, he's only got two you need two more things to finish his giant robot Once he read get his robot. Yeah, we got to see what the robot looks like if that's the highlight of the game It's coming soon. Oh, yeah, it only needs the head. It's basically like versus sinistar. Yeah If you think about it just everyone's workers and you both have sinistars that you're working on We should just make versus sinistar. We flyer. We should make single player sinistar that exist It's called sinistar Run coward 3d engine. Oh, okay. Sure. Well, we can have all those modes in like sinistar HD remix You can put all those modes in there I wonder what the license for sinistar would cost in almost nothing midway has it, right? Maybe we should just buy it and hold on to it. It's a midway license I don't know if they still exist or who owns them now I'll try to find out who has the current IP rights to sinistar. We're waiting for the giant robot Oh, is it happening? It's happening. Oh, there it is It's happening. It's happening. Oh, it went off-screen. No, it's going over to smash the base. Oh, the giant robot might not make it No He's just punching the base repeatedly and quickly. I think it's over blue. I think it's over Schools game over man game over So this is super fight. I know everything about this. Yeah, this is cards against humanity apples to apples except It's only you argue about who would we beat who in a fight? Oh So it's like I think you put out one I don't know the rules for sure But I think you put out a card that everyone plays a card about who would win in a fight and then the decider decides and That person is the person who wins that hand Shapes and beats Shapes and beats upgrading the booth just shapes and beats we go man. They upgraded the booth big time Let's go check it out. Do you want to shape or do you want to beat both? This is just shapes and beats shapes and beats Yeah, we played it at packs prime when you had a much tinier booth and now your booth is bigger Which makes me happy. Yep. You guys are doing good things for fans of this game feel the beats. Can you feel the beats? Can you see the shapes? Oh, good. God. Are you kidding me? How are you supposed to deal with that being good? There is like no tell on when those are coming Like you can see them like off the edge of the screen for like a second less than a second and They take up so much space Like you have to use the dash power to get out of that zone because it's so wide But you're just gonna hit another one Yeah, look everyone's dead How much practice would it take to be able to get through that? Should this be no megaton game? Maybe For a player. Yeah, like second of last round. Oh it looks like deja vu cross with the PVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Clouse are you a youtuber to make a man kind of What are they trying to sell game? Game was They're trying to sell I game ice. Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't need that shit. Well, it's not called sellers anymore It's just Katan. Oh, yeah, look play katon play katon because I guess the word settlers is scary some people call it settlers some people call it katon young people are gonna call it katon and old people are gonna call it settlers they have games at Mayfair okay this is oh it's we're Rosenberg oh patchwork over Rosenberg this is probably an okay game maybe oh his indie tabletop land didn't we just do our show about our indie tabletop socks all right well let's look at it so goblins breakfast card game oh they're raffling off that dragon with the sword goblins are gonna eat breakfast here there's food that goblins like to eat I wonder if we could review this game just by standing back and looking at the faces that people learning it looks like munchkin is yep let's look at there does anyone look like they're at a table a table that has a crowd or that people look like good things about that paperback game really modern mayhem conduct this is got some lovecraft it's got some good styling yeah lovecraft theme I don't think it's a lovecraft theme it looks like 18 19th century a cult investigators looks more like killed dr. lucky situation did you read that text all about the hermetic investigation into the whatever's no this is definitely some more is it more like the ship in that half-life mod the ship have her medic investigations epic resort build your resort luring heroes get so it's you make a resort but it's actually a dungeon okay a lot of card games look at these card games bring your own book it's a game where you use books huh that's interesting it's a tabletop game where a book is involved that is interesting actually that is actually really interesting all right step two open your book not gonna wait find text that matches the prompt dialogue in an action movie so you have to find like somewhere in the book that it says okay so there's gonna be bigger dad right but here's the thing here's I just realized this so in cards against humanity it runs out when you've seen all the cards need more cards here just change your book yeah just change your book and it did use the same prompt becomes good again yeah romance novels only dragon heat dragon heat the one problem about practice is the low quality of the people who attend I mean look at this these specimens here quiet sullen playing some tabletop game reminisce look at this year disrespecter show sucks for themselves for any arcade and for decent humanity