 For fast, cheap, and reliable Madden 22 coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com Use code MMG for 10% off. I'm not even in a must-win scenario right now. I am in a must-win two straight games and then three straight after that to make it to the Super Bowl scenario. This season has been tumultuous. It's been up and down. We started off weak. We ended up a game being three to three when the guy quit and then lost a very close game and went on to win four straight very close games and now I just got shell-shocked. I got railroaded by this dude in the last game. Oh, it was tough. Tough to center, but oh, oh, oh. I know you guys are all bitching about it last wheel of mud because I forgot to upgrade D-Bow, but it doesn't matter because I've yet to play a game with the D-Bow since I forgot to upgrade it. Our only touchdown last episode was with this D-Bow Samuel. So I'm going to get my upgrade on the D-Bow Samuel right now. The next upgrade takes him to an 89. So he's an 86 now. He's starting to get abilities. I can give him red zone threat. You know, that actually might actually be really smart. It would be so much easier to throw it to him in there. It should increase his catching. I think we're on to something, boys. Let's throw red zone threat on this D-Bow Samuel and let's activate it. That should make these touchdowns a little bit easier, but we've got two games left until the playoffs and if I lose any of these upcoming two games, we're in a whole lot of trouble. So sadly, the team of the year players we picked up last episode have to go. We're doing what we can out here. It's a tough game last game. Me and this guy have been chatting. The guy played last game. He said, want to send me Darren Waller? I said, you deserve him. Yeah, he clapped my cheeks. He said, I'm not that good. Then said, want to trade Darren Waller? Oh! Yeah, I don't know what happened here. Question mark. I said, I'll change you up later, grass. He said, bet. I said, send me a goodbye. Let's see what it looks like. He said, laughing. And he said, I'm not that good. I said, PP Wiener. And he said, report it. Okay, well, I think I won that exchange. I didn't win the game, but I won the exchange. D-Bow Samuel is now in 86 and we're back to where we were. I think what I should do this episode is I should get a god to your half-back. I upgraded a ton of defense last episode in it. Didn't change shit. I got fucking shelved anyway. It didn't matter. I had three huge defensive upgrades. I got shelved. I might just bail on and go for a god to your half-back here if I have the option. The dream is still alive. It's just sketchy. That's the best way I can describe it. We can still make the Super Bowl in time for the real Super Bowl. It's just sketchy. Half-back. 95 plus half-back. How's it gonna happen? I don't know. I don't ask those questions. I just spin the fucking wheel, baby. It's a Christmas. That's what I needed. Any Christmas plan. There's so many good Christmas half-backs. But I could get my capacitance. Oh, but I could get my capacitance. That microphone is so fucking good. He's a left-outside linebacker, so he'd go where Vilma is right now, right? Oh, but there's an Adrian Peterson half-back. Fuck. Does he get backfield master? If he gets backfield master, I might just get him. Fuck, he gets backfield master. I'm so sorry, boys. I have to do it. I have a game plan. I had a game plan, okay? My game plan was good. God to your half-back. I was just gifted an opportunity to get it. I have to do it. I can't fucking switch up. I just said it last game. It didn't matter that I upgraded defense. I got fucking shoved like a little bitch. All right. Let's gas him up to Max. 96 overall half-back. I can give him backfield master. He's going to be so good, dude. That's the end. You have served us so well, dude. I'm really proud of you. For an 89 overall, you played your ass off. I'm really happy what you did. Thank you for your service, my son. Adrian Peterson. Foked in my fucking squad, dude. Now that's fucking crazy. Look at how many teams he's played for, dude. Intent. I might have made a scoring with Adrian Peterson in every Madden video, so I might have scored with him on all of these teams. Stay on the lookout, but for now, it's wheel and mud time. Backfield master. Cracked fucking ability. I can throw those insane routes on him. That's going to help our team a lot, I think, offensively. I think the move here is jukebox. Backfield master jukebox. He will be just a monster, dude. He's going to do everything for this team. He is now 3-AP, though, so I'm going to have to move the AP off of somebody. Got to keep escape artists on T-Bow. It works so well. Got to keep what I got on Darren Waller. I might have to take my O-line abilities off. I'm happy with our decision. It was a difficult decision to make, but I'm happy. Right here, what I would love is a middle linebacker. A middle linebacker's the only thing I want right now. Can turn into $194.95, but we have to sacrifice them to the gods. Discard players that I forget about. So Leonard Davis is a backup. We can discard him. Ezekiel Elliott, we just pulled out. He was our backup halfback, so that's 2. Did I have another backup wide receiver? Jerry Rice, the $85 Jerry Rice. So $85 Jerry Rice, $82 Zeke, and Leonard Davis. So all those guys are removed from the lineup. I literally don't think we ever would have used any of them. That's big. $194.95. Anybody I want. Let's get an amazing middle linebacker. Where's Micah Parsons? Where's Micah Parsons? What overall is Micah Parsons? I could fucking do it, can't I? Ah, huge bitch! He's 96! Oh, I knew that from before. I got a 95 Christmas jackpot before, and Micah Parsons continues to elude me. Keekley, Jay-on-Brown. Might actually be pretty good. AJ Hawke would be funny, just because I always see him on the McAfee show. Bobby Wagner has one. What are the 93 middle linebackers? I've gotten fucked up by Ray Lewis before. What's Ray Lewis's overall? Where is Edgeworth's? That is a monster. I'm getting Ray Lewis. Oh my God, we just added two legends. You know, I never do that, but I think with these legends, I think it makes sense. Because sometimes, you know, you see a legend player that EA put in and some guy played in the 60s, and it's like, okay dude, you were literally playing against plumbers and mailman just like Michael Jordan. So, I don't even think you're probably good. Pretty sure I could beat Michael Jordan's basketball with the fucking competition he was playing, but AJ and Peter said at Ray Lewis they're fucking iconic. Everybody who knows football knows these two for the most part, whether that's for good reasons or bad. Yeah, I actually just got two controversial players, too. That's kind of funny. I understand that some of those 95s might have had better stats. I'm not putting fucking Jonathan Vilma, the 95 world middle linebacker on my team, on purpose. Ray Lewis, Devin White in the middle, Shaq Thompson, Vilma's the liability here. And this side of the line is the liability, as well as our detacle now. But, uh, secondary, I'm hoping secondary could play better in the last game. God, we got fucking torched. Cover three beaters straight. You two plays torched. I need some confidence. I need some Urban Meyer juice. Urban! Bless me with the win here. All right, the challenge wheel will not salvage a player for us here because we will get reset if we lose. So, this is more about completing it for the pack more than anything. We need to... Yeah, I don't know if I've ever completed this one. 25 plus basket errors in my kicker. This is one that I'm only doing if I'm winning this game. No way I'm subbing my kicker. His name is BroGuardMe. Oh no, please no. Please no, please no, please no. Come on! We need this so bad, boys. BroGuardMe. Am I gonna be haunted by really good Seahawks players? Josh Allen, Patterson. He's gonna start out with a run. It is going absolutely nowhere. Uh, right side, left side. He could probably throw left, but wait, that's sketchy. All right, this could be a run. It's not. Oh, throw under, throw under, throw under. Throw under. All right, this is probably not what I should be doing here, but I'm blitzing. Oh. Simmons just got fucking held up. Are you serious? Hold on, I'm not blocked by that. I can't believe I say, Simmons got held like that. He's passing. Fabian. Oh, good pass. They're covering everything. If he runs, he will destroy me here. Okay, we're good. Nothing. Not a goddamn thing open. No, sir. No, sir. Oh, pick it. Come on. He's got to throw cross body in a horrible pass. You gotta pick that. A run play, I doubt. Doubt. Yes. Right here. Right here. Right here. He threw across the line of scrimmage. I didn't get the iantito. They nerf users or something. It feels like the last three, four games, dude. I just can't get the iant. Third and fourth team, we know it's a pass. All right, play action. He's gonna sit here. Mine. Mine. Mine. We've got a chance to get Debo Samuel some touchdowns here. Let's play smart though. Let's just go inside zone. Hold those blocks up, boys. Let's send that angle route. Okay. Little check down. Little check down to who? AJ Brown. Keep forgetting. Ray Lewis is in. I repeat, Ray Lewis with stonewall enforcer. Why don't we get him a pass, yeah? Let's get him one. Oh, no. So he's not gonna step up. Oh, Ray Lewis block. You know what's nice about having Ray Lewis out there? I bet you he's a pretty fucking good blocking tight end. No, you're not. Wait a second. This is what I wanted. Yes! Yes! This is what I needed in this episode. Yes! Fuck yes! Oh! This is perfect. Okay. This puts me back on track. This perfectly puts me back on track. Oh, I have to win this next game. I have to win this next game, but this puts me right back on track. We're locked in. We have a rage quit wheel spin. We have one more wheel spin after that. And then we go hop into another game. Yes, dude. Oh, we knew that so bad. All right, boys. I'll let you see the rage quit wheel here first. What do we got, baby? Yes. It's exactly what I needed. Oh, is that a jackpot we just missed? Power up variant. We can put power up on one of our players. Not the greatest rage quit wheel spin in the world, but it will be nice depending on who we use it on. T-Bow is probably the move, right? Does T-Bow have a... Yeah, let's use it on T-Bow. Assuming T-Bow has a power up, I feel like if you give him a 96, he probably has a power up. He does have a power up. It is. I will say it's kind of bizarre how quickly he rage quit. Especially with his team, dude. His T-Bow was powered up to a 99. So now if I win here, we head to the playoffs. All right. I wonder if that gives him any new abilities. He does get gunslinger, and I know people say it's so important, but for 7 AP, are you kidding? Scrambler QB is going to get shafted. All right, T-Bow now a 97. All right, boys. We got one spin on the wheel here. Focus kicker would be nice. Back up tight end. I can't really say what else I would want here. I don't even know what that is. Team Wheel 991 if L... Oh, this one is sick. Okay. So what it says is Team Week 90 to 91 if L, 90 to 96 if W. What I do is I spin the Team Wheel. If that team's most recent game in the actual NFL is a loss, I can take a 90 to 91 player, but if they won their most recent game, I can take a 90 to 96. So whatever team this lands on, they need to have won their last game to get a 90 to 96. But if they lost, it's a 991. Bucks. No, no. No. Oh my God. This is the only time getting the Buccaneers could have been bad for the fucking challenge. And it's the Rams. It's Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford just clapped me. And you know why that actually really sucks? The Buccaneers have a focus kicker. Now, there's a lot of options here, if I'm gonna be honest. A lot of options. But I think Warren Sapp is probably the move. Because I have no detackle right now, and there is a 91 Warren Sapp. So it wasn't the worst in the world. You know, the team I got could have had literally nobody useful for me. So just the fact that they do have a 91 does make me happy. 91 Warren Sapp series Redux. Be better than Armstead for six and three. We're that team in the real NFL that should not be making the playoffs. We're basically the Steelers, you know? We need a bunch of bullshit to happen to make the playoffs. But this is our game to make the playoffs right here. So we gotta stick this out and get it done. Why don't we do a playoff first? One loss. Two elimination. What do you got, Hank? What do you got, Hank? Youngblood, Newton, Lem? Okay. I was really excited when I saw Newton, but not unless excited when I saw the Lem Barney. I was talking to one of the pro players on Twitter and he was telling me about this Lem Barney just being stupid fucking good. I'm setting fucking blitz. I'm getting weird with it. Get him! Oh, I don't finish fucking ankles. A little ankle biting. A little two-year-old. Bop! No good move by Megatron. That's what I get for playing aggressive right there. I deserve that shit. So aggressive. I tried to big hit him too after when I could have just taken a conservative tackle. Really? I'm only looking for Debo Samuel Touchdowns on this game. I'm not gonna try and do anything else. We got room. Oh. Pretty go get AP in space. Throw was there if I wanted it. Look at B. Oh no! What the fuck? And Tebow just got flattened. Am I gonna go out sad like this? Am I really gonna go out sad? I don't think so. I think this is just a roadblock in the way of our inevitable victory. They're attempting to slow us down which I respect. Great sack. Shaq Thompson. Second to 25. I'm gonna follow left side crossing probably. That's fine. That's fine! Since I'm passing like an idiot let's establish the ground game and he passed commit. He passed commit. Peterson! AP! Stop on a fucking dime! Let's go! 56 yards against this former team. Alright Debo Samuel, you little bitch. Let's get you in the end zone, buddy. I don't know how my center and my guard are staying there with their dicks in their asses. Well, some guy screams on my quarterback. That's what I wanna know. We're built different. We're gonna get back in. We're gonna score. Alright. What? How can you not make that pass? I have one idea. It's very particular. But it's the only idea I have right now. Choose a, uh, one of these. Should just be taking my yards. I'm still gonna win this game. I don't care. I'm winning. Throw it. Throw it. You know exactly where you're fucking throwing. I'm going up onto the 1 and Debo Samuel is getting a touchdown. I think Debo will get around this if it's man. If it's not, I will run it in with Debo. The win is more important than the Debo yards. There you go. Look at the rub, dude. That's like an illegal screenplay. The slants that I sent bumped his defender. God, this game looks so sorry for me at the start. I'm gonna do the same thing. He's running the same defense. Oh, wait, no. There's two men blitzing off. Oh, I should have thrown it. Holy shit. It really was that open. X, maybe? No. Good play by him. He sat there and waited. Oh, Debo, you gotta catch that. Palomali. I'm not winning this game by a point. I'm winning this game by multiple touchdowns. I'm sending the hot boys. Somebody get there. Vilma? Tight end attack? Probably tight end attack. It is. It is. Throw it. Normally I'd say I wouldn't, but I do have Lurker on Ray Lewis. So I think it was definitely in the ballpark for an INT right there. Same play. He's gonna do the same thing. All right. Oh, this side, this side, this side, this side, this side. Let's go! Debo touchdowns. Three fouls. I went from playing the toughest game I could play to two horrible players. You know, if that doesn't tell you that EA does some, like, straight up dynamic difficulty adjustment, I don't know what is. Dub is a dub, and that's another Richmond wheel. Let's hope that our Richmond wheel spin is a little better. That last one was kind of poverty. All right, boys. We got a Richmond wheel. Let's hope it's not as poverty as the last one. There's some good shit on here, and I could really use it. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on. What does that say? What does that say? Have I ever gotten this? I don't think I've ever gotten this. All right. We can spend this many coins on one player. This many coins is... Could have been 50K. Could have been 30K. We do get 90K. That's actually really good. I think I'm going to go for a left end. I'm going to go left outside linebacker, actually. I was just looking in the pool of left ends. They're not that much better than Kerrigan, but I do think we can make relatively significant upgrade at left outside linebacker. Can I get the... Can I get Josh Allen? He's darn fucking cheap. 93 Josh Allen left outside linebacker. 90 speed, 91 excel. Blackshot ain't that great, but that is a beast left outside linebacker. Now I finally feel good. Oh my God. Had it into the playoffs. Look at the linebackers. Dude, Josh Allen, Ray Lewis, Devin White, Shad Thompson. Second area is sexy minus. Divine Diablo. I'd love to upgrade him if I get the opportunity. Chase Young, Warren Sapp, Armstead Kerrigan. Yeah, let's get Diablo out of there before the start of the next one. Hopefully Ryan Kerrigan too. And back up tight end still. We'll sketch ball because everybody scum kicks. And they always scum kick to him. I hate that. I don't like him having the ball. And Debo gets one more upgrade. Dude, I... Okay. You can't blame this on me with Debo though. I have been trying with Debo, but I got two straight ragequits there where I hardly had a chance. So one, two, three, four. We'd have to really rife win into Debo in these playoff games. But there's a chance that we could have the Super Debo for the Super Bowl. And that would be very, very nice. Now, we are good to go boys. I love you. As always, clap cheeks. And if there's anything I can do to make you guys day better, there's anything more that I can do. Please let me know because I got you. All right. Love you boys. Take care as always. Peace.