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Parody of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" written by Taylor Swift
New lyrics written and performed by Brian O'Sullivan
I Will Never Ever Like Taylor Swift Ever
I remember when she wrote this song the first time
About that guy who left her, now he's gone, then like
She swears to TMZ that she's moved on, when she
Writes another song (great)
Every single song, it's all the same
Don't pout, in every single song she just complains
About the last guy that she dated, what's his name?
She's lame, they break up, can't move on and now here's a new song
Ooh, her songs all say the same damn thing
So ooh, that's why, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
I will never ever ever like Taylor Swift ever
I will never ever ever even find her clever
Hey D'you hear her new song it's her old song in a new key
Cuz I could never ever ever ever like her songs any lesser
I wish she would just have married her crush from high school
So she wasn't on my radio so much, that'd be cool
We get it T Swift, enough's enough
Trust me, any indie record's much cooler than yours
Ooh, she's not that hot, she's cute at most
Ooh, her songs, sound best when they are sung by goats
I will never ever ever like her music whatsoever
Her voice forever ever ever puts me under the weather
She needs to write more songs, like we need more STDs
Cause she is never ever ever ever gonna get any better
Oooh, Ohhh, Ohhh,
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I truly wish that she would write a break up letter
To her guitar called, "We're never getting back together"
Uggg...dear guitar, "I still love you"
And the guitar is like, "I just...I mean this is disgusting. I have no idea where your fingers have been, Taylor. Like, literally no idea. It's like every night, at twilight, you're off to touch another Jonas Brother. You keep moving in one direction from the Kennedys to the Mayer of Jake Gyllenhall until your hands are filled with Glee. And now you're touching me!
I would never ever ever like her music for pleasure
She will never ever ever, make it hard to undress her
If only she'd get married, she might write a different song
But she will never ever ever ever, stay with one guy forever.
When she needs a new hit, she just sleeps with a brand new guy
If this were 16 hundred-whatever, she'd wear a Scarlett letter