 Item Number SCP-092 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures The 3,125 instances of SCP-092 are to be held in individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio compact discs or CDs and stored in standard inanimate object lockers at Site 37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with permanent marker. Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D-Class personnel are to listen to previously unexamined instances of SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-Class personnel listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from Site Command. The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous except by association and is preserved in the morgue freezer at Site 19. Description SCP-092 is a set of 3,125 audio CDs each labeled the absolute absolute absolute absolute best of the fifth dimension and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American Singing Group the fifth dimension. Each instance of SCP-092 when played in a standard CD player will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will last 74 minutes the duration of a standard audio CD during which time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range or to shut off the CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the anomalous phenomenon approaches all surviving listeners will engage in synchronized vocalization of the phrase wow that was real cool synchronized vocalization has been observed in non-anglophones, pre-verbal infants unconscious individuals paralyzed individuals and individuals physically incapable of speech due to laryngeal lingual and or buccal damage. The anomalous properties of each instance of SCP-092 are thematically and conceptually linked to the number 5 dimensions and or the members of the fifth dimension. As of 871 instances of SCP-092 have been assessed and their anomalous properties formally described. Representative sample of documented anomalous properties of instances of SCP-092 instance SCP-092-28 anomalous property listeners experience quintuple vision for all moving objects instance SCP-092-41 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal crystals of elemental boron chemical element number 5 crystals cease materializing upon conclusion of CD but do not dematerialize instance SCP-092-42 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal ingots of elemental manganese chemical element number 25 or 5 to the power of 2 ingots cease materializing upon conclusion of CD but do not dematerialize listeners succumb to acute manganese poisoning within 24 hours instance SCP-092-43 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal nodules of elemental cesium chemical element number 55 all listeners killed by cesium burns within 8 minutes instance SCP-092-79 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 years old instance SCP-092-80 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 months old instance SCP-092-81 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 weeks old instance SCP-092-82 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 days old instance SCP-092-87 anomalous property listeners spontaneously become 5 months pregnant pregnancy spontaneously miscarry upon conclusion of CD in initial tests all male listeners succumb to massive internal hemorrhaging 10 minutes as do 3 female listeners surviving female listeners succumb to organ damage within 4 days postmortem genetic analysis shows that all fetuses were identical and are not related to the listeners instance SCP-092-126 anomalous property listeners experience unbearably painful facial spasms characterized by constant chewing and biting motions of trigeminal neuralgia caused by inflammation of the fifth cranial nerve during initial test all listeners batter themselves into unconsciousness against walls of testing chamber in attempt to escape the pain instance SCP-092-175 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected radially producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-176 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected radially producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-177 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected axially producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-200 anomalous property listeners are teleported to a site on the surface of Himalaya the fifth most massive moon of Jupiter fifth planet from the sun listeners are returned upon conclusion of CD but succumb to the combined effects of hypothermia hypoxia and radiation poisoning within 3 hours requests have been made to use SCP-092-200 to send exploration teams equipped with environment suits to Himalaya approval is pending instance SCP-092-256 anomalous property listeners are converted into 2 dimensional forms instance SCP-092-271 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 teeth each teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-272 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose all but 5 teeth each teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-273 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 fingernails each fingernails do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-274 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 toenails each toenails do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-278 anomalous property listeners spontaneously grow 3 extra eyes each for a total of 5 extra eyes do not dematerialize upon conclusion of CD eyes are functional and of the same color as listeners' original eyes D-0927714 who had lost an eye in a fight prior to entering foundation custody grew 4 extra eyes when listening to SCP-092-278 instance SCP-092-279 anomalous property listeners experience topological deformation such that their height becomes the circumference of their waist and vice versa information reverts at conclusion of CD this appears to be an exchange between listeners' dimension of height and dimension of width instance SCP-092-285 anomalous property listeners sneeze 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-286 anomalous property listeners belch 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-287 anomalous property listeners hiccup 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-288 anomalous property listeners cough 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-315 anomalous property listeners find themselves within the 2010 Lars von Trier film Dimension where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters since dimension is only 27 minutes in duration the events within the film repeat 2.74 times instance SCP-092-316 listeners find themselves within the 1993 EastEnders Doctor Who crossover Dimensions in Time where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters since the two parts of Dimensions in Time are only 13 minutes in total duration the events within the episodes repeat 5.69 times instance SCP-092-317 anomalous property listeners find themselves within the 1963 Italian film Amore and Quattro Dimensioni where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters instance SCP-092-397 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Alan Shepard the fifth man to walk on the moon instance SCP-092-399 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of James Monroe the fifth president of the United States instance SCP-092-400 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Mackenzie Bowell the fifth prime minister of Canada instance SCP-092-401 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Edward Sega the fifth prime minister of Jamaica instance SCP-092-402 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Charan Singh the fifth prime minister of India instance SCP-092-403 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Helen Hayes the fifth winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress instance SCP-092-466 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the group's establishment in 1966 instance SCP-092-467 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the original group's dissolution in 1975 instance SCP-092-468 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the original group's reunion in 1990 instance SCP-092-469 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they are today listeners who transform into Ron Townsend 1933-2001 resume their original forms after conclusion of CD but do not resurrect when an instance of SCP-092 is inserted into the CD drive of a personal computer its files can be accessed without triggering the anomalous effects examination of the files indicates that each CD has different content all content is audio material by or pertaining to the fifth dimension and its individual members in addition to all known commercially released songs files contain live performances practice sessions auditions media interviews and personal conversations acquisition log on May 5 an unidentified man henceforth SCP-092-B carrying two suitcases approached front gate guards at site 19 and stated that he wished to surrender himself and his anomalous creations into foundation custody the contents of his suitcases were confiscated and classed as SCP-092 SCP-092-B was transferred to site 37 for interrogation during interrogation SCP-092-B revealed the thematic connections five dimensions and the fifth dimension between all instances of SCP-092 and then committed suicide transcript of statement made by SCP-092-B upon arrival at site 19 guard sir this is private property you can't SCP-092-B this is a secret foundation site right? guard you can't come in here sir I SCP-092-B you're the SCP foundation and I'm a failure guard what was that sir? SCP-092-B you're the SCP foundation and I'm a failure but I'm not I'm a stupid boring necklaterny hack who thinks that money and cheap puns can take the place of talent and inspiration I'm tasteless I'm dull I'm incompetent I have no sense of style and the only reason I'm not an art criminal is that nothing I've ever made is even close to being art you can secure me and you can contain me but no one can protect me at this point, guard summoned to backup SCP-092-B repeated this statement verbatim until he was taken into custody excerpt from transcript of SCP-092-B interrogation session number two interviewer yes, we understand about fiveness, thank you that's been most helpful but we were also wondering what you could tell us about how you made these SCP-092-B I just wanted to be cool you know I really did I thought, well I had my inheritance and my collection and there was the estate and the abandoned museum and so much of the stuff went together and it wasn't that tough and look, my ideas were better than yours they were I know they were no, they're not nobody's impressed by this stupid facile word play it's not even good word play it's kindergarten level paranormal look, five dimensions what other things can you think of that come in fives I'm worthless I'm worthless interviewer better than my ideas SCP-092-B there's no deeper meaning to what I did it's all just superficial Potemkin village f***** pumping imitation s**t into the river of human achievement it's Steins f***** Oakland and I don't even f***** understand those f***** illusions I'm an uninspired wannabe I'm boring I'm a useless hack with no f***** imagination I've wasted and ruined miracles I've squandered so much raw material that better people could have done so much with I just I'm not cool, I never will be I'm really sorry about the mess these aren't my arms at this point SCP-092-B seized his own head with both hands and ripped it off his neck killing himself instantly item number SCP-061 object class safe special containment procedures the source code for SCP-061 is to be kept on a standard archival quality read only data compact disk or CD-ROM four copies of the CD-ROM with the source code are to be stored in separate maximum security and animate object lockers except for purposes of approved experimentation SCP-061 is not to be loaded, compiled or run research proposals for SCP-061 require written approval from site command only one copy of the CD-ROM containing the source code for SCP-061 may be used at a time the CD-ROM is to be returned to storage immediately after having been used to load the source code for SCP-061 to a device SCP-061 must never be loaded, compiled or run on any device which has a connection to the internet either directly or via another device SCP-061 must never be loaded, compiled or run on any device which is physically capable of wireless connectivity regardless of whether that connectivity is in use for purposes of approved experimentation SCP-061 may be loaded, compiled and run on a land consisting of no more than three devices plus peripherals all devices are to be disconnected from the land during experimentation following the conclusion of experimentation all devices within this land are to be immediately reformatted audio output peripherals for this land are to be contained within an observation chamber surrounded with noise canceling vacuum insulation in the event of a perimeter breach by hostile starring SCP-061 experimentation all devices within the land are to be immediately destroyed description SCP-061 is an acoustic computer program being developed by SCP researchers with the intent of producing successful countermeasures to similar programs being developed by governments and individuals around the world inspired by research on data expunged SCP command saw both the potential and harm in the ability to control the brain functions of other human beings laymen understand that music can elicit certain emotions and memories or various sounds can elicit fear and excitement by simply being heard governments around the world have been attempting to expand on that premise for decades SCP research is the first to elicit responses on higher mental activities parts of the brain affected by SCP-061 differ from those stimulated by data expunged or by subliminal messaging instead of acting on parts of the brain that are thought to be in control of the subconscious acoustic frequencies produced by SCP-061 intercept conscious thoughts as they are produced and replace them instead of a suggestion the human hearing center bisects the conscious thinking mind of the frontal lobe with a motor control cortical homunculus of the brain a baseline rhythm convinces the rest of the brain that the conscious mind is asleep and effectively stops conscious thought from continuing to the rest of the brain in return the frontal lobe experiences a pause that resembles the psychological effects of anesthesia acoustic codes developed by SCP-061 are interpreted by motor centers in the brain as conscious instructions and the subject typically acts accordingly subjects will normally have a blank facial expression while under the influence of SCP-061 they are not responsive to attempts at conversation and express no desires such as hunger or interest in sexual advances though all commands are followed without question the effects of the auditory control cease once the subject is no longer able to hear the program most test subjects report being unable to remember the actions they performed while under control but a few had experienced the effect of watching helplessly as their body acted against their will the intent of such research is to discover ways to counteract the effects of auditory mind control however only two methods of counter measures have proven successful as of yet one the subject's hearing is impaired so that the individual can no longer hear the program either by covering the ear or deafening the subject two the program itself sends a coded instruction to the hearing center of the brain permanently shutting it down though the ear continues to hear there has been no progress in finding the proper code to reboot the hearing center of the brain addendum 01 all subjects are placed under auditory control issued a coded auditory command and then monitored subject 4402F command sleep, response subject curled up into a fetal position on the floor and her brain began emitting alpha waves associated with sleep her eyes remained wide open in the typical blank empty expression associated with controlled subjects but her eyes twitched rapidly in ways associated with REM sleep subject 4427M command run on treadmill response subject mounted treadmill and then proceeded to run subject did not turn on the treadmill resulting in the subject impacting the control platform subject repeated this until the stop command was issued note more detailed commands are advised for task oriented commands subject 4427M command turn treadmill on run on treadmill response subject turned on the treadmill to maximum speed mounted and attempted to run before being ejected off the conveyor belt subject repeatedly attempted to turn on the treadmill to a random speed and run on it with various outcomes note more detailed commands are advised for task oriented commands subject 4427M command turn on treadmill to jogging speed jog on treadmill response subject successfully jogged on treadmill until stop command was issued which resulted in subject being ejected off the conveyor belt note subjects should be in a safe neutral position before stop commands are issued lesson complete to continue with your orientation training subscribe to scp orientation right now and make sure you don't miss any of our upcoming videos