 Tell me son. Can you run? Can I run? Can you run? You're a cunt. You think you can beat my ass in a race? You can't run faster in Corbett. Yeah, but I can't run faster than you. You look pretty in shape. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, good. Why don't you try? You want to you want to try something? If you can if you can beat him in a race We won't rate you a ticket. Go over to the sidewalk. Speeding. Yeah, we'll speed on. Yeah, yeah. Here's what we're gonna do son We're gonna we're gonna race all the way from this side of the sidewalk all the way to the end over there, okay? I'm gonna get on that side We doing this uphill. Yep uphill. You're a two officer. You'll pick this dirt in line Right here This pole just pull right here. You're eating make sure to stretch Come on, can you move? Repeat that. Yeah, all the way to the end of the block. How do we want to do this race? Yeah, turn them on real quick. Let me make sure we can see him. Can you see his last turn on or no? Yeah, I can see him from here. Okay. All right, go ahead and turn them off. Okay, uh Son, you ready? Oh, yeah, that's that's even better. Okay, we'll do the horn. Yeah, we're ready when you hear the horn when you hear the horn You're eating all can't outrun me boy What does it get so much momentum? That's that 42 40. That's that that's that East Texas Baptist, son Yeah That's right son, that's right That's what happens Yep, that's just what happens You must have been an in big hot lead in your day. I almost was okay Before I went and served in the military have to fight for my country one way or the other Hey, did you just flip us off? Yeah, what the fuck? Get that up your mind. Get that up. Yeah, right back to you that fucking up your mind Where you fucking go much? I got a key for you officer. I got a key for you aren't you guys late? Isn't there like a parade somewhere or something? That was yesterday. I might asshole parade Whoa, whoa, you guys I got something for you. I got something for you. What it's me fucking bird make it that Well, fuck you and fuck you you want to actually shoot us To shoot us right now I bet Cowards Damn, I thought we had them. I thought they were gonna shoot I was almost positive Gotta get them one of them vb long necks and hell who knows they might have started firing off I got loose seal with me and she's loaded so Can't wait Hey, what are these folks running from? Oh, hey, what are you folks running from? Hey, I got mr. Chavez. I'm playing here. Hey Hey, what's up? What's up? Hey, uh, you guys mind stopping here first? Hey copper, can you come over to the bank here on uh Legion square? Hey How's it going pretty good. Good. Good. Good. What are you boys up to today? We ain't just woke up, you know, yeah just woke up Yes, sir. Okay. Um, good. Uh, I could actually talk to you over here privately, mr. Lang Sure How are you folks doing tonight? I have no idea Are we getting racially profiled for beating tally and is that what's going on? Are we Listen, son, if I could racially profil you I would don't you worry about that, but uh Yeah, okay, well good to know We're just fucking running, you know You know my my fucking my cow is fucking impounded for like the eighth time this week All right. I don't even know. Well, well seen as how you're not telling. I don't seem to be surprised by that Oh, so you are racially profiled That ain't what happened. I'm just saying Anyway, so uh, let me ask you something. How do they how do they find a classic a mr. Chavez How do they find the appropriate vest for you? Like how does that work? Well? Hey, listen, I probably shouldn't be telling you this but uh I damn near ran the budget on the ground trying to buy The damn department buying one of these things Well, you know what you look fucking you look pretty tight like, you know the pants fit well Yeah, it's been pretty good to be honest with you. Have you been getting lean? Is that what's going on? Well, I may have lost a pound or two here I'm gonna see in this house I don't know if I lost a couple pounds or if I just stretched the damn vest out because that first day was pretty bad I'll be honest with you. Oh, yeah You know Good to know good to know that our boys are fucking, uh, you know Staying fit Absolutely. Absolutely. What's up with this fucking wrangler guy? I I thought he would have fucking changed his hairstyle by now Honestly, I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what all that's about but he likes it So whatever the hell All right, come on cornwood. These guys don't know anything about you fat fuck. Hey, what the hell? I'm just kidding. Are you talking about my stature? No, I like your uniform though All right Fat cover ever seen was francis. So, you know, it's good to see they hire, you know, the bulky guys now Well, here's there. I'm still as nimble as I used to be when I spent four years Playing wild receiver of these Texas baptists. Don't you worry about that now? Let me see You want to get let me see a quick roll? Yeah, check this one out ready? You got one? Oh Shit. Oh, damn good. Well, I gotta I gotta take the gun out. Let me shoot someone again Nice job, cornwood. All right. This is a promotion If you hit a car, I'll promote you cornwood while it's moving Yep, there we go Just go one dick length, okay You might want to take one more step cornwood Okay, I think I think it's close. I think this is close. Yeah, that should be close off close Yeah, he hit it. Yeah, good shit, cornwood well That's job come on one impressive Promoted to the front seat the fuck out of my seat cornwood. I'm trying to fucking get out of somebody What what are you talking about son? What are you talking about? Let's watch you throw a fucking bike off a bridge. No, that won't that wasn't us That is not what happened is that the door boy Wait, you should you got pictures? Hey, is that you Marlowe? No. Oh, you sound like Marlowe Car stop, it's uh westbound Los Santos Over the Los Santos freeway of armwood boulevard on the black color SUV Marsh Marlowe, Mrs. Hamalow. Hey, how are we doing today, sir? Get off the phone. I just need to send something I stopped Don't make me drag you out of that shit. Hey, he's calling his voice. He's calling his voice. No, I didn't he's reaching What are you doing? Are you fucking are you fucking getting me get the fuck out of the car mr. Marlowe? Get the fuck out of the car mr. Marlowe Give us give us the fucking delete the photos in front of us right now. I just sent it to somebody so that I Ain't gonna work. Oh You'll never know Hey, uh, mr. Cohen, I think mr. Marlowe wants to go get the bike No, we're gonna go get the bike. That's me cornwood. That's me throw him off to Here i'm just i'm just moving your way just so you don't get in trouble Maybe we'll get you to go get that bike. What are you doing? Marlowe get the bike marlowe marlowe. You want to get the back sun You can't let go of me. Stop. Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit your hey quit your Oh, he slipped out of my hands Do you want to get the bike asshole? No, I don't want to get the bike where the picture said Where were they checking give us the phone I will go up in that fucking casino lie and I'll rip that shit to fucking shreds For what pictures Bosses in some fucking prison. You won't have a job by tomorrow. We're just gonna send the pictures to I just told you I said no four different people Or different people names motherfucker name what you think they're gonna give you the pictures names motherfucker He's lying. Let's just take the phone get the photos. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm lying. I'm lying. I can just give him my phone Okay, give me your phone. I'm gonna take the photos off these fuckers There you go. There you go. There's the phone You probably got another phone I didn't send it to nobody you could just take the phone. It's fine. I'll just leave Gentlemen, I feel like this man has a weapon on him Oh, what about all this weed? Oh, did I plant that one too I'm trying to go to jail today. You're trying to go to jail or you're trying to go home? Oh, man Hmm, you ain't got any more phones. Okay. Well, I'm sorry that you're a little pussy iPhone to smash on the ground down there You have a good day. Mr. Milo Yeah, yeah, we'll do you recall me again without my permission. You get to have a fucking bad day. Okay I didn't record you. I took a picture same shit The fuck out of your asshole three two seven. Let's kill me 10 I'm walking Put your fucking hand down pussy What's one or both? Okay, hands are down coward Can I open my door? Are you gonna shoot if I reach for my door handle out of here before we change our mind? the fuck out of here The police work boys It's cornwood. If you get in my fucking seat again, I'm gonna throw you off the bridge You know, it's ain't cool. We're trying to pull out cool tonight. It's ain't cool. Open the fucking door. Gail Oh my god We can't we can't do all that shit and then you fucking do stupid shit that makes us look like nerd The police work boys Druids and hunters and whatnot What about him? I know you're talking about looking like nerds I mean got him. I mean for some reason when people This lose the place. Wow. He's hanging out For some reason when people see this motherfucker, they think he's a paladin What are you even talking about? I don't even know what a paladin is The fuck you think they're gonna be fucking bubble. It's the pussiest class in wow Now, I don't even know what you're talking about son Just bubble through everything List of core wood that's fat not a bubble. I don't even know what you're talking about But if I did You know, there's probably other you know Defensive, you know what never mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're a whole bunch of shit That's just like it's not fair for anybody any other class when comparing it to Oh, Tony you sound like the biggest pussy right now. Mm-hmm For what get out of my fucking seat. I'm gonna pop every motherfucking tire Don't be a pussy. Stop. Stop doing this shit. Stop. Stop. Stop being your fucking child I don't know why it makes me go into the pastors. You can't tell me not to have fun. I don't work like that All right, why are you like this? That's how we roll Shit, when are we gonna take a picture of corn wood? For his uh badge Oh, you still need to Oh, yeah, that's right. I need uh, uh, yeah, I gotta get my badge Where do you want to take a picture at you want to throw some gang sides in front of this graffiti over here? Yeah, that'd be good. Where's that? No, no, if we're taking a photo we're taking them up to a tractor. Don't be fucking stupid now or a cow We're gonna we're gonna find a tractor or a cow for you. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, let's go up north. Let's go up north and give me my Yeah, yeah, let's go do that right now. I cannot believe You guys are gonna take a photo in front of a wall for cornwood Look what we're gonna over here boys. Stop the fucking tractor, sir. What you were doing is illegal Hey, is it your brother cletus? It's my cousin bobby bobby Oh I think we need to tell you Bobby get your ass over here bobby Bobby's tractor motherfucker bobby son of a bitch Stop the tractor bobby Damn it bobby Come on bobby. Step out of the tractor pussy. Bobby get out of the tractor bobby Oh damn. Andrews. Are you okay? I'm good Here bobby get out it bobby. We might need to shoot out windows and uh, no, he'll be fine. I think he's gonna hop out here Oh, he's coming out. He always comes out. He always finishes All right, bobby. Yeah, he's all he's all done. Thanks bobby. I'm gonna go and take the tractor now Let's take a photo of uh, you for the uh Be a badge though. Is that good you get that? That was perfect. Hey come check out your uh, id short I'm sure I'm talking about that. That's a damn. That's a damn good badge right there. It is. There you go, mr. Corwood All right, that's in the mdw. I might just uh, look at that later when I'm by myself. You know what I mean Absolutely. What you're going to show it to me, mr. Corwood. There we go. That work right there That was perfect Fuck you look good. What a fucking outstanding chef. Absolutely. Let's go show people your new badge Look the damn door is loose There we go