 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom. RE-HYDRATED! Oh god, I'm ready to game! Nothing like a glass of warm water! Someone probably found this video and went, Finally, someone cam that's playing this game and will just play through not much talking, no hyperactivity. And then I just start screaming. Oh, I've become everything I didn't want to be. I can't hear anything. Is that normal, or did I just blow my hearing out? Who had I screamed like that? Oh, there we go. Okay. I was like rehydrated, but at what cost? Well, no, we got some audio. Great. I'm talking over all of it. We can't hear it, but great. Dude, I know exactly how that feels. Like in the past year or two, I've really felt like a boomer, and that's what it feels like when technology is ganging up on me here. No! I like that joke. Oh god, I wish I was as funny as SpongeBob. Patrick like sounds really happy and joyful, but he looks so dead inside. So I put my cookie crumb in the magic wishing shell. I'm not really paying attention, but I have no idea what's going on with this story. Good night. Oh, okay. This is the next day. I was like, are we in Harry Potter again? It's 2 p.m. and they're going to bed. I'm off to bed. Oh, thanks for clarifying, Gary. Now I understand. Just a meow and then a pan over to a question mark. I feel like my content needs that as well. Oh, this game is very exciting. Like genuinely, I know this looks stupid, but this is pretty fun. It's just really relaxing. Like I'm just jumping around the kitchen collecting little colorful things. This is the true gamer experience. Oh my god, my mind is blown. I was just about to say why would he need a bath this big, but he's a sponge. He'd soak up all the water and he'd increase in size. They've thought of everything. SpongeBob will need to collect many shiny objects in order to complete his quest. Are we sure I'm not a pigeon? And it even smells sweaty. Oh my god, that noise. Jesus Christ. To be fair, I can relate. I've been known to do a bit of in my content as a faithful crew member of the Krusty Krab. Don't stop, Mr. Krabs. That's not Mr. Krabs at all. That's right, a promotion. Like, I can't tell if they got a different voice actor or it's someone trying to trick SpongeBob, but why would they need a different accent when it's typed? I don't understand. I'm not even wearing underpants, so my apologies to get them on. He's got this picture of himself up in his room. It's like, God, I look good in this. What the hell are these things? And why are they in your house? Whatever they are, they were my prisoners and now I'm murdering them. Oh, I smacked my head off that block. Okay, I've done enough to actually leave my house. I mean, in-game. I'm not leaving in real life. All my underpants are on Squidward's roof. God, what were we getting up to up there? SpongeBob, if you could get me back into the chum bucket, I'll give you a bucket full of golden spatulas in your dreams. Wait, you said the quiet part out loud there at the end. You've got a deal. Why are you making a deal with them when he's standing there menacingly robbing his hands? Why do you trust that? Oh, all right. That's an explosion. I didn't learn about that in the tutorial. Oh, well, that one was my own fault. SpongeBob. Oh, okay. No, Mr. Krebs does just sound like that. Come on, you gotta be able to find someone who can do a good impression at least. No more crusty crab means no more fry cooking for you. I hate the voice so much, I'm gonna dub it. SpongeBob, this flapping robot crisis is making the crusty crab lose money like a sink and chip. All right, no, maybe his voice is slightly better than mine. I don't know if it's gonna need to be jumping on this bomb, but I'm curious. I better go up on it and get my underpants from the top of Squidward's house before the whole village knows what we're up to. I just really see tiptoes when you're walking slowly. That's great. I just got a tiptoe on his roof all day. He must be hearing that. Balloons affect. Oh, wait, no, this works. Oh, no, it doesn't. Okay, that's disappointing. Turns out four balloons can not only lift this giant lead cube. It can also lift my body weight. Now, for fact sake, I came down and now there's access to the top of my roof, so I gotta get back up. And it's not gonna sink up well, is it? Oh, wait, hold on. No, it might sink up perfectly. Golden spatula. Why do we hide stuff on our roofs? I don't understand. Wait, what's he doing now? What the shit? What the? What was that? That was demonic. Oh my God, look at him go. Oh my God, that's so scary. Wait, no, I'm allowed to go this way. Stop resetting me. I'm supposed to be able to go down here. I'm sorry if my eyes are going a bit red. I'm just, this story's so emotional. Like, look at that. It's just upsetting me a little. No, I've got allergies. God, they're getting itchy. Someone come here and scratch my eyeballs. SpongeBob and Patrick can't swim. Okay, send me away. I'd like to go to Australia, please. Please send me away. How for fact sake? Back off, punk. I've got a bubble blower thingy and I'm actually, no, I am a little afraid to use it. I just don't want people judging me. Why are my underpants everywhere? What is this? Has someone been robbing me or have I just been leaving them out? Just going commando in the worst of places. Honestly, I'm not sure if we should be threatened by these robots. I'm just hitting them with my little bubble blower and they're getting destroyed. You're already up here? I went through so much. I was getting shot at by a cannon just a second ago. How did you get here? Of course, yes, thank you. Are you very explaining? Why didn't I think of that? This doesn't look good. Oh wait, what the hell? Okay, I can kind of understand why his underwear is going everywhere if his pants are this loose. There we go. I should get off this hook. Sucks to be you. Should have brought your bubble blower. Yeah, you think I'm here to save you? Give me your money, punk. I don't think he has any. He seems confused. I don't think he has anything going on behind those eyes. Yeah, new hair underwear will do that for you. Oh no, that's the box. I don't want to go in there. I guess that's our fast travel system. Snail mail. I don't know if I'd call it fast. Oh, it's mermaid man. Look at that body. That is male peak performance. Never do leg day. Become a sphere. I'm not sure I should trust this old man in this field. He's asking me to do this. Wait, am I just abandoning this old man? Then he looks scared. Good luck to you. Yeah, radical, extreme sports. The old man is just like, how do I get home? Oh yeah, I found this for you. Oh, perfect. He has a gold spatula. That's great. Oh wait, now I am him. He has all my spatulas? You know what? It's fine. I have enough to go to a new area. That's all that matters. Who the hell are you? Get out of here. Get out. Such a bully. I don't think I'm the protagonist. You know, I think I'm the bad guy. Duh. No, okay. I just destroyed that fruit. I actually need to pick that up. There we go. I can't think of a more reasonable way to travel. Wait, so Patrick's lives are also SpongeBob's underpants? Whatever you want to live for, I guess. Oh, okay. Spikes hurt. Who would have known? The spikes just missed his face and he's still there like, this is fine. Oh Jesus, this is no longer fine. Oh, he's doing the thing. Why is he doing that? Is this just because he's idle? Okay, he's stopped. Oh God. Oh God, this all happened so suddenly. What's going on? I like how SpongeBob has the surfboard. Patrick is just like, oh, this is fun. I just got straight into all these explosions. Who are you and why are you hanging out down here? Oh God, this guy definitely is nothing going on behind the eyes. That monster has been stinging all my good customers in their poop decks. What? What does that mean? I don't want to fight the King Jellyfish. I just want to go to the new area. Oh boy, Mr. Krabs. Okay, he's volunteered me for it. Okay. Who are you? Why are all these people just wandering around? And they seem immune to their attacks. Why don't they save the city? Oh my God, there's another one of these fish. Just hanging out in this field. Well, he was just hanging out in this field. Oh my God, did you see his pupils? No wonder he's just hanging out here. He's high as, I don't know what the hell is going on here. Oh, sweeper Jesus. I need to get out of here. Patrick is fecking leaving. He's the good sense to just abandon this mission. SpongeBob not so much, forever an optimist. Oh God, I think we reached the King Jellyfish. He just creeps up. Reminds me of a video everyone sends me there. Hi, Kevin. He's just showering and this is his home. Leave him alone. And he's good. Yeah, I like that beat. He's dropping. Also, I don't know how to fight him. I love your shower curtain, by the way. Okay, I slapped him. Good. He's getting angry. Oh my God, he's giving birth. It's the miracle of life. Oh, these ones are boys. Blue for boys, right? These gender reveal parties always go wrong. I read about them online all the time. I should be careful. There we go. That seemed unnecessary, but now he's dead. Oh, even worse, he's fleeing the country. Like why? Why did I need to do that to him? Either way, I'm taking his jelly. Oh wait, that's not a surfboard. That's his tongue. Oh, I just killed him trying to look at it. Thank you, mysterious hand. Oh my God, look at that neck. I'm going to give him whiplash. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Oh, thank God I'm out of that area. Was that a driverless car? God, Bikini Bottom was ahead of its time. Oh my God, what is wrong with this place? It's falling apart. Enough about that, Mrs. Puff. I'd like my driving test now. Jesus Christ, what was that? Why did that just explode? Oh my God, what was that? Oh, what the hell is that about? God, the big city is terrifying. I spent so long coming out here, but I'm not sure I want to be his city slicker. Oh my God, what is that? I was about to say, who's that cute little feller? But no, it's like me compressed into a ball, patting my own ass, okay? When SpongeBob touches this ball, he will change into a SpongeBob. You can roll it quickly as the SpongeBob, okay? Fantastic, this game is so weird. How high were they when they made this? Oh God, what's going to happen to him? Oh, the poor guy. But you know what? I'm not in the hero mood anymore, because honestly, I don't think I am the hero after what I did to that King Jellyfish. We're going to end it there. I hope you guys enjoyed that. That was a lot of fun. I might actually play more of this game. If you want to see it here, do let me know in the comments or whatever. If not, then I'll probably do it on Twitch or something like that. Speaking of which, it's in the description if you want more of me. But I also post every day, every single day. I don't got much else going on. So yeah, you can subscribe if you want. And yeah, I hope you enjoyed. Appreciate you watching as always. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now. Meow.