 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Yep, Charlamagne the guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast Hold on you fix me. Oh, here we go. All right. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness wax is here Yeah, um Alex is here. Yep, Angelo is here and that's it So listen Divide and conquer us, bro. How was your week? My mom? It was great. Oh, listen Yo, yeah Taylor is here, but Taylor is missing something. Taylor is producing. She's missing Taylor's been doing a great job the past couple of weeks produced. Yes, and now she's just in studio producing That's what produces dude. They be in studio behind the scenes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah, don't ever cross Charlamagne That's my knees Taylor could never cross me And I would never cross Taylor that's my knees right right I want to see I want I just like every never mind Yeah You got a big announcement today On Wednesday for a big announcement today Bravo, thank you, man. It's new show coming out The gods on his truth premieres September 17th at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central Friday nights at 10 p.m Executive produced by Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah, and in my man Aaron McGruta. Oh Legendary Aaron McGruta who created the boom docs in black Jesus Yeah, so, you know, I can show you better than I can tell you, you know, that's great This I can I can show you better. So when does it come out September 17th September 7 Friday September 17th 10 p.m Comedy Central every Friday night. So we're gonna be tuning in every Friday. Yeah, unless I have a show then you can Record it However, you choose to watch it whether you want DVR it watch it later watch it on YouTube, whatever it is You know, I just um, is it gonna be on YouTube? Of course Absolutely, I mean, I mean, you know, you got a lot of corporations Who may not necessarily believe in YouTube, but do they exist anymore? I don't think there's no net There's no network stoop. That's stupid that wouldn't put they content on YouTube now Viacom is the original one. They didn't know no better But a lot I mean a lot a lot of people felt like that, you know saying that it was a time when I heart felt like that as well You know, but it's just like yo The I think comms are coming back But I think the coach and moved away from comms in a real way and they're on YouTube So it's like it's it's all about taking the content and putting it meeting people where they are Everywhere the content needs to be if it needs to be a podcast put it on the podcast It needs to be on YouTube put it on YouTube if it's on linear TV put it on linear TV You just got to meet people where they are. That's all but you know, September 17th the God's honest truth executive produced by myself Stephen Colbert and Aaron McGruder and in my in my home my home girl Rachel Edwards. Y'all know Rachel. Of course, Rachel I said hi to her yesterday. You saw Rachel. No, no, she was zooming in Oh Rachel is the showrunner showrunner executive producer for the God's honest truth I remember when Rachel was a receptionist That's when we first met her like damn it. That was 10 years ago. Bravo, Rachel. Yeah She was she was Candida's receptionist at MTV too, but that's what life is about life is all about growing and evolving She'll people That's what it's about And you know, Rachel's just one of those people who there's always played her position Like she knows she know what she wanted. She started as a receptionist But she knew she always wanted to be a producer. So, you know over the years She's just been Consulting producer and she was she was she was my producer on Uncommon Sense when she when I when I first started My first talk show shawlamated friends on MTV too. She was um She was still Candida's assistant And then when I started Uncommon Sense She was a producer So the three years I did Uncommon Sense the three seasons I did an Uncommon Sense on MTV too She was a a producer on on on that So now she's the showrunner executive producer the God's honest truth on Comedy Central. So That's what it is Salute to Giannis In the Milwaukee Bucks. Yep, you see me in here with the Bucks jersey Yep, this is Chris Middleton Chris Middleton with the portagal high school 843 low country all day never met the brother But um, I salute him because he's from the crib But I love Milwaukee because you know, Milwaukee was the first city to ever syndicate the breakfast club Yeah, yeah, very same smooth to be 100.7 in Milwaukee, but I love Giannis because Everybody's dick riding Giannis now. Why do you pronounce his name like that? What is it? What is it? That's just Giannis. Yeah, Giannis. Giannis or Giannis? Giannis? But Giannis? I don't know. It sounds like Sound cut right back to me like that. Sounds to me like whatever you feel in your heart when it comes to him Everybody know you talking about the greek freak. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, what do you think about the greek freak show? um 50 ball in a closeout game That's all you got to say. Beastie, man. You can't say anything else after that. 16 to 17 free throws and a 50 points. He got to have a ghost out there. Milwaukee is full of ghosts. He probably had a ghost from somewhere. Oh, yes, no for real. I remember you guys said that to her. I literally told somebody that story last night where me and Wax, we had to stay in Milwaukee for a week when we shot Catfish and we was in that hotel. And who happened? A woman came to your room? Yeah, she had a smoke weed with a ghost. Yeah. They didn't see the girl. And I told them like the girl was sitting on the bed. Like, no, we didn't see them. She's sitting right there talking to them. Nobody was in your room. And then we went down there and they said the girl, they asked about the girl. They said, she was a receptionist and she died. She got killed in that room. Was crazy. Did you check this out? And I was smoking weed with the girl. White girl, black girl? White girl. And listen, and I promise the guy everything I love. Stop it. Wax, I love white girl. Listen, it was just a dead bitch in your room. No, it was just white. That was white as he gets. This is a white. She was a maid for the room. And I just like, yo, you in my room. And she's like, you got weed. It was just like, I ain't. What about the drawers opening up? That's what I'm about to tell him right now. And I promise the guy anything I love. She was showing me, she said over in your brother room, somebody got killed over there, over in his room, and described to me. He told me how the person looked later on. But she's like, look, this will happen when I go in the room. And she's like, open up. The drawers start opening up. The lights start flicking. I still smoke weed with the motherfucker. Was she speaking all like old timey and stuff? No, she was just chilling. Like, I promise. And when they told me, they said, yes, that's her. I described it, yes, that's her. How long ago did it happen? This is like, how long ago did she get killed? You know, I ain't going to lie to you. I forgot exactly what they told us. They said, not too long ago, though. Now, mind you. Oh, this is recent. OK. Yeah. Now, mind you, I didn't talk to him till the next morning. Yeah. So I'm in my room. I'm asleep. And you know, I open my eyes. And I see like this figure. It looked like a shadow on the wall, right? Yeah. So I see this figure. And the figure was holding a gun. And then I saw him pointing at another figure. And it was like, and then I saw the figure drop. And I saw him standing over. And I go, what the fuck? I just sat up and I turned the TV on. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I was like, my dream, I don't know if I was half dreaming or whatnot, right? So I went back to sleep. I promise you. It was in Milwaukee. It was on the outskirts of Milwaukee. I came right out of there. Yeah, two guys in your room, one pointing a gun at another. And you turned the TV on? You ever seen like those, when they do like the shadow puppets on the wall? Yeah. That's how it looked. It looked like this. It was a figure on the wall. And it was holding a gun. And I saw the other figure do like this and fall out. And then it was holding the thing over. And I just was like, yo, man, what the fuck? So I literally got up and turned the TV on. And then just went back to sleep. So the next morning we go downstairs. The lady at the front desk, she goes, y'all see any ghosts last night? And I'm like, oh, shit. On that floor. I'm like, actually, and he told her what happened. And then I told her what happened. And she was like, yeah, the maid, she told the story about the maid. And then she was like, and a guy got killed in your room. Yeah. You ain't got to believe us. We just sell it. Milwaukee is kill walkie. There ain't no place to play around. There ain't. No, they ain't playing in Milwaukee. No, don't play around. I'm sure some people got killed last night in a celebration. You know what I mean? Yeah, but they said, one of the other hotels we stayed at, they said that the baseball team don't even stay there no more because a bunch of them got hunted out of there. I wish I could remember the name of this hotel, man. It's on the outskirts of Milwaukee. It was like 45 minutes outside of Milwaukee. The people definitely got killed in there. I'm telling you, I bet you if I say the name of the hotel, people know exactly what I'm talking about. I guarantee people here in this have this conversation. And I know exactly what they were saying. And why would the ghosts stay there? The spirits probably trap. Like, who what traps them? Like, one of these rules. I never understood that. I mean, think about how they died. I mean, somebody got killed, right? So that's like traumatic. Like you got killed in this hotel. But they can move around the hotel. Why can't they just go outside the hotel? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, there's a reason that you gotta have people come in and do- The case probably was never solved or something. They ain't not resting in peace, I don't know. People sage the room. They pray over the room. Like, you supposed to do this whenever you move into a new establishment. Yeah, they still there. You move into a new house anywhere. You gotta get that energy out of there. Gotta get it out of there. My mom pray all the time all my houses. He think we bullshit. All right, yeah. I don't have no reason to lie about that. Fuckin' about ghosts here, guys. You really believe in ghosts. She showed me the doors and everything opening. I guarantee I'm not playing. The hag never got you or nothing. You never got hit by the hag. The hag? You know, when you sleeping, when you sleeping and you have that feeling like you're awake, but you can't move. But yeah, they're like holding you down. Yeah. End of happening to you? No, it did, but I was at a Bible camp and then they said the first person you see that's the problem. But no, the reason I respect Giannis is because I never understood the whole conversation about Giannis don't have no skills. I didn't understand that logic. People were literally saying, Giannis don't have no skills. And they were like, he's the Robin, the Chris Middleton's Batman. Love Chris Middleton, eight, four, three all day. But, huh? No, no. I don't think that he didn't have skills. I think that they said he had no bag. Like he had no like moves. He does though. The guy can take the ball up court. He drives. Decides everything. Yes. He doesn't have like a, you know, a Hezzy crossover. He doesn't have like an in and out, a spin move. Irving, Michael Irving, of course. Game's Harden got crazy moves. Like LeBron. He's a two guard. No, I know, but like LeBron doesn't have any moves. Like LeBron's crossover is trash, but like he has such incredible physicality and such amazing agility that he can just use his force and his ability to like move his feet like a point guard to get by, right? There's nothing you can do and the same thing with Giannis. So they've never really had to develop that. But you have a guy like Steph Curry. His bag is crazy. Like he has to, but the criticism of Giannis, I think was reasonable. But what they did is they created a team around him where Chris Middleton can be the guy who's going to get your one-on-one shot. But Giannis is going to affect every part of the game. He's going to be the guy who sets the pick that gets Middleton open. He's going to be the guy who gets the rebound off a miss shot. He's going to bring the ball up the court. He's going to block that. Like what he does. I just thought they were going too hard on him, man. And he was like, he's the number two. How is Giannis the number two? That's the shit that like, and we're all guilty of this. Like I need a hot take. I need a hot take about this team. And it's like, he shut all that hot take shit down when he put 50 in a closeout game. And Chris Ball was not to be seen in the last four minutes of that fourth quarter. And then we're down by six and four points. Nah, but you down by six and four points. That's when, if you're the best player on the team, you got to run it. And like Giannis, dude, I'm not going home. Giannis said, I'm putting a 50. I want to sleep in my bed tonight. I'm not going back to hotel. We're not packing a bag. We stay in the air tonight. That's it. That's what I love about it. He put his will to- Remember when Jordan said, we only pack in one suit. Remember when they were going to Utah? I only pack in one suit. Two games they're supposed to play in Utah. They pack in one suit. That's right. I mean, he enforced his will on every aspect of the court. Blocking shots, you know, I just loved it. And I love the fact that he's a testament to regardless of what critics are saying, regardless of what opinions people have, you just keep doing the work and tell people don't got shit off the suit. Steel Trap. He's a Steel Trap. Oh, this is the hotel. The Fister Hotel. That's what it's called? Maybe. Let me see it. The Fister Hotel? That's just green slime. He did, he will find a way to get on the microphone. No, she's doing what she put. That's produced. Yeah, that's produced. Both the pathos. Produced a nice roadblock in our NBA conversation. Got it right. But yeah, I think that like, I think the criticism was always before, like with a guy like Giannis is, can a guy who can't shoot jumpers, and I've said this about players, like can a guy who can't shoot jumpers be the best person on your team in a playoffs? Because during the regular season, you could put up these big games, but then like you saw what happened to Julius Randall for the Knicks, right? Motherfucker was killing it every single game for the Knicks. And then in the playoffs, the jumpers not consistent and all of a sudden shit falls apart. And that was always the issue with Giannis. It was just back up off him. He's not gonna be able to shoot. That was, it was a tricky thing that kind of Rondo had to work around, even though he did get a championship, but I guess two. Wait, did he get another one? He got one. Was he on the Lakers? He was on the Lakers. He was on the Lakers last year. He was on the Lakers last year. He was on the Lakers last year. I hate seven footers that shoot three points. That shit irks the fuck out of me. I'm not talking about the Kevin Durantz, Dirk and the Whiskies. I'm talking about the Giannis and the Joellen Beach. Oh yeah. I hate that shit. Yo, you seven feet tall, going to paint. Yeah, take it to him. And by the way, that's what I saw Giannis doing this playoff. Dominated, definitely dominated. The game that turned everything around for them was when he didn't shoot no three-pointers against the Nets and he just was driving to the basket, dominating in the paint. That's what I do best. That's what I like. I guess the only knock that some people can have on them was, you know, they beat a depleted Nets teams, but what I try to explain to people is like, injuries are part of sports. Like staying healthy is part of sport. Like there are some people who manage to stay healthy their whole career. That's a skill. Taking care of your body. Understanding what you need. You need rest. You need a game off. That's number one, actually. Real talk. If you want to talk about making money, you spend three more years in the league, that's minimum $30 million more that you can make. Think about that. There's a guy that works for a team, buddy of mine is on, and basically he said this, the trainer goes up to the players and goes, if you give me one hour, three times a week, I'll add three years to your career. Wow. One hour, and he's just a trainer. They're going to work on, what is it, flexibility? They're going to work on all these different things. Just give me one hour, three times a week, I'll add three years. That's tens of millions of dollars. Who not going to do it? Investing your life. People that can't see the future, because I never even thought about it like that, but that makes all the sense in the world. Because we don't think about it, because now, I don't know if you're dealing with this, but now I'm like, fuck my back has fucking hurt, my knee this, and I'm like, maybe if I stretched throughout my 20s, I wouldn't be feeling like shit now. Yeah, you'll be like feeling like wax. I still got it. I dropped it low today. I dropped it low today. Really? Easily. You stretched? No, I was just walking. Oh, and then just dropped it? Boom! Hit that shit one time. Really? That's all? Where were you? Walking through the radio station just because. Ah, did you shut shit down? Shut shit down. People just stop at that door. Bum Bum was like, oh, shit. Now all I heard was Nelly, drop down and get you in the longer. I can see you started playing out of nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Look, I was walking up and shit, he's not telling a lie. I don't be lying. I ain't lying since his podcast started. What's driving you? BAM! That's what I'm talking about. You went ass to the grass, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy, dawg. I didn't even know if you could do, I can't do that. If I do that, I fall back. I saw you, I saw you, you had somebody on your back the other day and you was lifted it up. You look like you about to die. Yeah, yeah, but I actually did it though. But I can't. Akash, yeah. What's up with all these vowels? Why people got so much vowels in their names? We're not good at talking about how black people spell their names. Fucking apostrophes and shit. It's the way you pronounce it, though. I know you're not gonna have a conversation with that. Come on, y'all. That's my, on the talk show, my name is Lennard Shalame McKelvie, right? Ooh, you put your real name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean, it's all about, it's about legacy at this point, right? So this is re-branding? You want your kids to be able to see that. I'm not necessarily re-branding. You think your kids wouldn't recognize you? I just think it's better. I think it's dope when you see your last name on TV. Ah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, for me anyway. Like they been watching The Breakfast Club this whole time, I'm like, who is that mom? Maybe. Y'all see? Is that guy looks just like our dad. But it's different, right? Like if you try to, if you try to build, if you try to build... Fuck his dad in the mornings, yo. Why are you never around, yo? If you try to build legacy, like, there's a reason you got Shope Studios. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. Like if you try to build legacy, you want, it should be your last name. Like Dame Dashard said, it helps if you're last name, not your first. I just think it's dope to have a legacy. Now you've said on this exact podcast, the exact opposite argument. What I said? You said sometimes you want businesses that are bigger than you, so you don't keep your name in the business. That's just me hosting, I'm hosting a show. Show's a business? But it's inspiration, because your kids will see that and be like, oh. I agree with that. I think that's cool. And I, I also... Your studios are different too, I think. I guess, to me it's like, not only is it your studio, but not only for your kids, but also like your parents and shit. You know, like your parents are getting at a point where they're ready to leave this earth. And it's cool to know that they have a lasting legacy. Yeah, to me it's part of breaking a generational curse. You know what I mean? But I said all that to say I'm putting an accent at it in somewhere in Lennard. It's usually going to be on the R or the D. Why don't you just go L, apostrophe, N-R-A-D. Lennard? Yeah, Lennard. L, apostrophe, N-R-D. So what does apostrophe make it do? What? What does apostrophe make it do? What does posthumous do what? What did you say? What's apostrophe? Apostrophe, I think it just makes you go... It's fancy. It's like garnish, it's like a little green shit you put on shit. And food you can't eat. But you can get rid of it. It's like chocolate. No, no, it's a conjunction, right? You can get rid of a letter. Really? Yeah. Did, not, is didn't. No. Yeah. Okay, we're not talking about apostrophe today. What's the other shit? They are, is there. The shit Beyonce got. That's not an apostrophe. Oh, accent? You put it over the A. Lennard. Lennard. Yeah, Lennard. Because the accent tells you to put the emphasis on that syllable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Lennard. Lennard. Well, just Lennard. Lennard. Why you keep doing that, man? You keep doing that. Why you keep doing that? When we're racing his face, you're rancing on basals. Lennard. Lennard. Lennard. You keep going higher. Lennard. What do you think about the white boy big dick contest that's happening in space right now? Listen, everybody at your fucking wage. When you see big dog billionaires doing big dog billionaires shit, such a stupid ass down, and watch them do what they do. I don't have an opinion on that. I'm not in my tax bracket, okay? I can't even. People who do that shit are hating. What do you mean? Fuck it, man, he's spending his money going to space. The fuck else he's supposed to do with $80 billion? What would you do with $80 billion? Think about it. You were trying to make him sound rich, and you just insulted him. How much you got? You got $200 billion. What? You just called him a poor fuck boy, son. 80 billion. What the hell? You better act your wage. You don't even know about this money I got over here. $200 billion, bro. I'm not mad at it. I don't even... After the divorce, think about that. Gave his wife half, recouped it all, and made more. Gave Van Jones $100 million yesterday. What? Bro, he gave Van Jones and he gave the chef Jose $100 million. What do you mean? It's part of some award. I think it's some type of civility award that Jeff Bezos is doing. But does he have to give it to other people? I mean, I'm down. He's giving him $100 million to donate to whatever charity they want to. Oh, fuck all that. Don't give me that money. I gotta give the way. He can do it. I mean, give it to me. I'll figure it out. If I'm Van Jones, I donate $10 million to my charity. Right off the top. Right away. Whose way? And pay yourself a salary, and then you just give the rest of it. Oh, yeah, that is how those rich motherfuckers do it. I mean, they're the charities that their kids are the ones that the CEO's of, and they're getting paid a million dollars a year. But Van really be doing the work, though. I mean, you know, we cut 50 and, you know, reform. He really doesn't work. So it's not like he's not doing the work. It's not like Jeff Bezos just pulled in random. Shall I see you, Van? What do you think about it? About what? The big space contest. I just think it's so funny, dude. Like, Richard Branson coming out of nowhere and taking his little kite up into the sky and trying to compete with these motherfuckers. And like, oh, I'm going to get up there first. But he really gets outer space. And then Bezos kind of getting outer space, but he's not doing it the way Musk is doing it. But they weren't in space? They ain't kind of space. There's a line that we were learning earlier on Flagrant. It's called, what was it? Carbon. The Carmen line. And essentially, say what? So it's not a virgin. Nah, like, me and the boy. You didn't break the Earth's hymen? Yeah, exactly. Nah, they ain't break it. They ain't break it. I wonder why ain't no selfies, bro. Selfies, man. Yeah, I ain't seen those though. What is selfies with the Earth behind you? They ain't even go. They just went high. They just went high. They ain't even go. And landed mad hard, son. You literally supposed to deliver packages for a living, son. I think it's more real talk than shit. What's beyond with you? What's beyond with you? Somebody got ahead of it. I don't think they was up there. I don't think they went there. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think they was up there either, bro. So you know what's funny? You know what they did? They just went up a little bit and then it was nighttime and we didn't know the difference. Nah, buddy. If you're just in the sky at any time, that's space. Nah, I think they rented out your first studio. They kept looping it. They kept looping it. Say what? They kept looping it, making it keep going all the way up. So it looked like, take that. Because the shit don't make no sense. You would go all the way up in space. But then just drop down in a parachute? You're getting that, put it by the pussy, but don't put it in. Yeah. Teasing. You're teasing. Like if you're already going up that high, you might as well go. Take the virginity. Yeah. I think they was in the studio or something. I'm going to be honest with you. Why are there no selfies with the Earth behind you? Why do they have that? Why'd they bring that little ass kid? Did you hear what happened with that? No. Like they had this 18-year-old go up with him because the guy who initially won the seat. Oh yeah, yeah. He was busy. He had a scheduling conflict. The fuck you had to do? That's what I wanted to know. The fuck you had to do instead of go to space, motherfucker. But once again, stay out of rich people's business. So that's a big, big move right there. That's what I'm saying. Oh, Tuesday? Oh, y'all going Tuesday? Shit. That's what I'm saying. Damn. We don't know. We don't know how to go to bottom of the ocean on Tuesday. That's what I'm saying. This dude had $28 million to drop on a seat in space and then said, I can't make it. I got a scheduling conflict. Give me a filler. Keep the deposit, bro. Seven or 18-year-old up there. That's nuts, dude. I didn't know who that guy is. I need to know who the fuck he is. I need to know what he was doing. So you tell me back in the day, all these years, when he was able to get up there and now they can't get up there with all these guys with all this fucking money? Yeah. All these years, back in the day, they talking about they went to space and all this type of shit. Yeah. How the fuck these rich motherfuckers can't get up there? They got more money, you know what I'm saying? I think that's the point. I think they've seen satellites in space, not humans. No, I think we had humans in space, Charlotte. The reason I say that is because when you watch... Watch the MTV shit with the guy on the moon. Yeah. And then watch Buzz Armstrong on the moon. This is just racism. You're not used to white people jumping that high. If it was... No, this is racism. If it was some black astronauts, you'd be like, Yeah, I can see that happening. But these white people jumping six feet there and you're like, Fuck out of here, bruh. Ain't no moon landing, dawg. This is bullshit. I've been telling y'all this for years, y'all. You think? The same shit. Really? No, I think they put satellites up there. I don't know if any... I don't know nobody been up there yet. No, that's not true. Well, listen, I'm going to tell you something. I have a theory that we are the... You said they put satellites up there. I thought you said, Pussy asses wasn't up there. No, man. I said, I said, I said, That's what it sound like. That's Gucci right there. Man, them pussy asses wasn't up there, man. I said, No, he put satellites up there. I just... I think that we are the least intelligent life in all of the universe. Come on, y'all. Earthlings. There's less intelligent life here on Earth. What do you mean? Fish. Oh, no, I'm talking about... I'm talking about... I don't know what your word is. Are combined IQ. I mean, like, human-y. Oh, okay. People with brains and... Everybody got brains, bro. Monkeys got... People that can have babies. Look, us, humanoid. We're just animals, dawg. We're just monkeys, dawg. We're definitely just animals. We're the smartest monkeys. Well, I think out of our species in the whole universe, we're the least intelligent. Which you're saying a lot. Our species only exist here, bro. You don't think there's another, like, humanoid version? You think you can go to a different planet. They got Puerto Ricans? Yeah. Might be. There's no... Maybe... What's the planet that's full of gas? What? Pluto. Oh, Saturn? That's what a Puerto Rican's like. Why? Because that's the car they drive. I don't know nothing, baby. Oh, that's right. That's right. Don't... Wax's fiance is Puerto Rican. She knows. Oh, no, she know. But... Think about it, right? Mm-hmm. We have had unidentified flying objects. Yep. They just had a whole thing in Congress about a month ago where they presented all the information they knew about it. They didn't rule anything out. They didn't rule out whether it's extraterrestrial. They didn't know what the fuck it was. Mm-hmm. We're not doing that nor the planet. Mm-hmm. That's just happening here. Mm-hmm. But we're not going nowhere else as far as we know. Well, we went to the moon. We went to other places. We didn't have any there. Allegedly, bro. Allegedly, man. Look up the moon landing now, bro. It don't look... The graphics could be better. Yeah. It looks like old superhero movies, man. You know what it is? This is what... It's like... There's just so much distance to travel to find something else. It's like if you're an ant. Like, in order to find another... Let's say you get separated from your ant colony. In order to find another ant, you know how long you're gonna have to walk, dog? Even if it's just a city avenue. Really? You have to walk your whole life through a city avenue, right? Yeah, literally. So that's the thing. There's just so much space. Why do we think that about ants, though? Because it takes so long to go. Well, we're not on the ground. Say what? We're not on the ground. So we don't know what they see. I don't understand what you're saying, but they really might be really next to each other. We don't know. No, no. There are ants next to each other. I'm saying if one got separated. Just to get down the street, it'd probably take a year. A year, yeah. So if we lived until 1,000 years old, we could go super far on these space flights and then probably meet some other ones. We're not living long enough. Take three years to get to Mars. So imagine outside of this galaxy. Obviously, there's nothing in this galaxy. If you go outside of this galaxy, then you're going to start to meet some other people. And that would take too long to go to, bro. Yeah. For our technology. For our technology. Somebody else. And maybe those other aliens lived 2,000 years. Yeah. Yeah. Are they got technology that gets them there faster? Is it between like racing somebody on a motorcycle versus a fucking scooter? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, what's the little street scooter you be riding? I don't understand what you're saying. What? I don't understand what you're saying. The high boosted motorcycle. You saw that little shit that he just started pulling on you? You got a wife? What? You got a wife? You saw that shit? That was foul, bro. What's the foul, though? That little street scooter. He just called my shit a little street scooter, bro. What is it? It's a Huck cycle. It's a fucking electric motorcycle. Don't get it twisted. My bad, my bad, my bad. The electric motorcycle. The electric motorcycle. Fucking crazy right now. But imagine that. It's not talking crazy right now, bro. Now, if I get in the accident, God forbid, they think I spilled on a little fucking electric scooter. This is a real ass bike, bro. But imagine an electric scooter versus a Harley. Like me, Raisin Taylor. Exactly. But I think that these other countries, these other planets, probably got some technology that gets them in here a little quicker. If they do, they might have nothing. It might just be the beginning of life over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because life has to begin at some point in time. So maybe it's the beginning of life over here. What if we all abasted children from like some super-duper extraterrestrials? I believe it. Like we all are side kids from the side chicks. They come to earth, sleep with the earthling women. What is that Shin-Jameco where you just fuck people? That means.. Heedingism. That means somebody with sex in your mom? No, not your mom, but your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Great granddaughter Way back in the day. They said it all. Heedingism, boy. We had some good times in heedingism. Did you? Yeah, we've been there twice. How was that? I don't wanna talk about it. All right, fair enough. I see you noticed it. Hey, hey, hey, that was Charlamagne, not Lenard. Ooh! Lenard. Lenard. Lenard. Lenard. Who was that? Huh? Huh? The same motherfucker you are right now. The same motherfucker you are right now. No, I'm the fiance there. I'm the fiance. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. You're the same motherfucker you are right now. Don't do me like that. I'm the same guy I was back then. Yes. Oh my God, bro. Are you serious? Yes. He said that with the biggest up. Who am I? Who am I? I say, I don't know, man. Wax day is a change, man. Come on, stop, man. I've seen it. I mean, I don't know if we've seen it or not. We've been in a pandemic. No, I think you're changed, dude. Do you know how out of control I was? Yes. I was there. Dude, what the fuck? How many trustee window? I ain't do shit. I would do nothing. Last year was COVID, so that don't count. He's saving a favor for two years. Yes. So you really been a favor for six months. Because COVID is a year, and then six months this year. Well, COVID is still going on. So I mean, even if I ever even think about something like that, I'm never going to touch nobody right now. It's like it's over. Well, last time you been with another woman. Before June 1st? Two years ago. I know the time to date and everything. So Memorial weekend with the lab, Memorial weekend 2019 with the lab. Last time I touched another woman. How was that shit? Fire? I can't even remember. And I told him the other day, I cannot remember head from another girl, pussy from another girl. I can't visualize shit. What? I can't. I can't. I can't. You can't even visualize. I can't visualize. I can't tell you how I felt. Let me tell you why that's bullshit. And why it don't even matter. Go ahead. Let me be here. He couldn't remember majority of these women names. Okay. You're right. So I can't even tell you. I can't tell you. His whole phone was filled with stupid shit like Carmich's, Kroger's, you know what I mean? All the places that I've seen the girl at or something. She had red shoes, brown hair, glove on it or something. I knew he was wild. When I saw syphilis and he had it spelled like S-I-T-H-A-Felice, I'm like who the fuck is syphilis? I'm like, I can't even know what the hell that is. Exactly. What? What do you add it? No idea. I told you I had a yeast infection. You had a yeast infection? Yeah. Wait, what? That's it. I think you need a pussy to have a yeast infection. No, no. I had a yeast infection before. In your dick? In your dick? It was pus coming out of your penis. This is so long ago, baby. I don't even know why. I had a yeast infection. You know how crazy it is you have pus coming out of your penis? Son. That's what the doctor said. The doctor said I had a yeast infection. What doctor? Did you go to Huxtable? Seuss. Dray. All right. Miss Duffins. All right. No, for real. There's a premiere. A couple of my guys. We all had the same thing. They said that we had... Whoa. No. I understand. We said we put our meat in yeast. So, the girl had a yeast infection and we all dealt with the girl. You know what I'm saying? And you guys didn't rub her up or nothing? I was like 15, 16 years old. You are a liar. What was I at, man? This guy was in his 30s. Early 30s, late 20s. Where? Why would you lie like that? Hold on. That was me. Yo. This guy is crazy. I remember when you had the SDD. When? You was talking. You was saying it. Hold on, hold on. Man, you had a conversation about me having an SDD. How would I know this? I talk about it all the time. That's my point. You... And this wasn't no 15, 16. So, I was out of college with an SDD. You was in your 20s, early 30s easily. Come on, stop, man. What was I at? I was in college? Huh? Was I in college or no? I don't remember if you were in college. This was before college. That's what I'm saying. No, it was not before college. What the hell I get? Miami? I went out of college. I went to Miami. And then I came here. I damn sure didn't get shit here. And I damn sure ain't getting nothing in Miami. No, no, no. This was because I remember when he was like... Burned. Yeah, exactly. He was going to the bathroom. He was like... And he never used to want to tell me at first, right? So, I'll be like, what the fuck going on? He'll be like, ah, somebody put some crazy shit in the toilet. You know what I'm saying? But I won't be thinking. I'm like, how come every time wax walking the stove, is somebody else shit in the toilet? Yeah, listen, man. And then he finally just admitted it. Like, man, doctor, I got a yeast infection. Okay. Oh, God, Taylor. How long did you have it? No. How long? No. No serious questions? How long did you have it? No, listen, it may be for three days. Because it took me the balls enough to even hit somebody. One of my other boys is like, yo, listen, I think something's going on. Because I woke up the next morning and I had a mask. Yeah. And that's how you know when a man... What is a mask? I'm going to tell you. I'm talking... I'm talking doctor talk right now. No. I'm talking doctor talk. That's what doctor said. The doctor said, when you ever get a mask over, so I always tell girls... What's a mask, man? I'm going to tell you. One of the girls you think of as pre-com is not. Go like this, man. Squeeze it and go like this. Pull it up. If it too much come out, this man got a bus pipe. But you had a bunch of discharge on you. I had a discharge on it. See what I'm saying? So, when I go to sleep... No, he doesn't see what you're saying. When it leaves, no for real. It's called a bus pipe. So, when you sit there... No doctor told you to. Yes, he did. No doctor would say, hey, you got a bus pipe. You got a bus pipe. Bro, your shit is leaking. I mean, you got something wrong with you. I'm so glad you got health insurance now. I don't know what the fuck he was going to do. You got a busted pipe? Yeah, but that's what he called it. So, whenever you do that, you ever see that. So, when you grab the meat and then you pull it off... If you squeeze it up, you'll see too much discharge. It came out. But it's just like pus, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So, whenever you go to sleep, it's always leak out. You see it draws, it's a little sticky. It's something that means you got an STD. So, mine, when I went to the bathroom... STD, yes. Yes, when I went to the bathroom, that shit was pissing all over the place. You know what I'm saying? So, I went to call my... Yo, who are they? Like, yo, my shit fucked up too. Perfect. Meet me down at the clinic. You know what I'm saying? We all up in there, you got the clinic. That's why they told you you got a busted pipe. The clinic. You went to the clinic. Yeah. I'm not going to the doctor. My mom will find out. Where was the clinic at? I think we went to the tips of care or something like that. Where I go? It was in Jersey. Oh, okay. It was all of us. I don't want to call it by name out, but it was all of us. Did you guys look kind of gay going in together? No, no, we didn't even know what gay was back in the day. No? No, I really didn't. It was like, not too many. We knew him, but it was like, we didn't even really care. It wasn't that... It wasn't out there. You're shitin' care now. I don't, but I'm just saying like back in the day, if you was, you was more like hiding it. Right now, everybody's out. So that's why it's a more conversation. We knew somebody was gay. It was like behind his back, like, oh, you took it gay. He always be girls though. You know what I'm saying? It's like, not, yeah. People was a lot more intolerant to homosexuality back then, especially in the hood. Yeah. So it was more of this, like, oh, yo, this girl and stuff like that. But yeah. Yeah. So anyway, go get checked guys. You know what I'm saying? They penicillin shot. Doesn't penicillin kill syphilis? What is that penicillin? I forgot what they gave me. I mean, you just go and they'll tell you. They'll shoot you. Yeah. You don't have to tell them what to do. I got shot in the middle. It's out of my leg. Because you had a... Never mind. It wasn't no yeast infection. It was syphilis. Yeah, it's syphilis. No, I didn't have syphilis. How you know the symptoms? You just describe syphilis to everybody. Have you had it? That's so sad. I've never had STD in my life. Thank God. So how do you know what the symptoms is? Huh? How you know the symptoms is? I don't. But... How you telling me this? I'm like... Google... I'm not... I promise to God I'm not having STD. If I did, I'd tell y'all. Google symptoms is syphilis. Almost the same thing. No, Google symptoms is syphilis. That should sound like Chlamydia for real though. Man, it's like your nose is running. It could be mad 10 different things. That's why... Man, no, man. The pus is coming out your penis. Something wrong. If your nose is running, it's like five different things, right? Okay, syphilis is a rash. The rash... No rash. Okay. Go to Chlamydia then. See, you... Don't go... Just put pus out of penis. What? Put pus... P-U-S-S out of penis. Alex. What does that mean? I don't know. Fuck up my... Goneria usually appear within two to five days of infection. However, it may take up to one month. That's what you add to Goneria. How you going to... What about something else? Man, burning sensation during your... Do yeast infection for a man. You know, burning sensation during your... I wasn't... I didn't have a burning. So that's... Discharger pus from penis. It was just... Maybe yellow, green, or white in color. It was clear. That may resemble a mask. Yeah. It said that? Yes. I ain't gonna read it, but it said that... Go to what does Chlamydia... I was looking for pictures. Go to what does Chlamydia pus look like. Click on that one. Go scroll down. No, go down. Right there. So what does the Chlamydia discharge look like? Chlamydia charges other yellow in color and has a strong odor. A symptom that occurs with this is discharge. If I had yellow... You had discharge, bro. What color was it? Go to man, use infection. Go to man, use infection. What color was it? What are you looking at, dude? What color was the discharge? Wax, you remember? It was clear. What do you mean, clear? It was clear. You wouldn't see it. No, it was clear for real. Oh, God. No, I had that. What is that meat right there? Man, yeast infection. Wax, they had no damn yeast infection, man. Wax, Chlamydia, Goneria, man. I think you had Goneria, bro. How did we even get here? What role did we turn down? Baby, I don't know what the hell happened either. Wax that CD Boulevard. I think you just offered it. I really didn't. What happened? You said something that you knew I had and I said that's not true. You was talking about aliens. Oh, dude. Puerto Ricans. Ow, get this off of the fucking scene. Hey, guys. This is the Brewery Nittiest podcast, okay? If you've never tuned in to this podcast before, this is how this shit goes, all right? Imagine finding out you had Goneria from listening to the podcast. Exactly. I got puss in the mask. I'm sure one of our listeners definitely woke up and had that pee thing. I never heard of that. It was out of control. It's just a mask over your shit. What do you mean? I don't even know about this mask, though. It's a mask, bro. The mask is just dried up on puss. So when you pee, the hole is clogged, so it was like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens after you fuck sometimes, though, like to cum this stuff. Are you supposed to wash and meet? You're supposed to piss afterwards, right? Oh, I think, yeah. If you're not, though. Yeah, if you're not. This is Salute to Meek. Meek said he wants to make therapy cool for the black community. No. That's really dope. I appreciated that, because I told Meek a few years ago, I think he should go to therapy, and he said he wanted to go. You know, so... Why didn't he go? Somebody asked me a great question. They say, why do we got to make... I think he might have went. I don't know if he did or not, but he said he wanted to do a therapy interview. But somebody said, why do we always got to make things cool in order for people to embrace him? I think that's everything. Yeah, everything. Everything. Everything has to be made cool for people to embrace him. And the person that said it to me, they was like, yo, they said black people, I don't even think it's a black thing. It's a... It's a... It's a world thing. Yeah. Fuck. What happened, man? Spilled the water. Got a hole in the jaw. Spilled it on my fucking shirt. God damn it. But I think it's a world thing. I think across the world, you have this... That's how you were doing it back in the day. Wiping that mask off. You got a fucking yeast infection on your mic. Wiping that mask off. I think you got to make anything cool for people to do it. Anything. Yeah. It just becomes the easiest way to digest it in the past long. I mean, that's why they asked Juvenile and fucking... Hilarious. Man, he fresh to make Vax that ass up. Vax that ass up. That's why they got Olivia Rodrigo or whatever, like telling people to wear a mask or whatever it is. They're just like, okay, if we can make it cool, then these kids will have to wear a mask. Yeah. I wonder about that though. I wonder about that. I think that might turn people off, bro. Yeah. Because it's so obvious that they're just trying to... Yeah. Yeah. When it comes to pop culture, Yeah, people might know you now, but will these same kids come out and vote for you? And will the older base that already does come out and vote, will some of them get turned off by your fucking pandering? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? They see it a million miles per hour. Yeah. You understand? Yeah. And listen, whatever works, because we're sitting here discussing that you got to make things cool in order for people to do them. But man, I just think that sometimes, man, some of these issues are way too serious. To make cool. You know what I mean? To make cool. Sometimes you have to just let people know the urgency of the situation. Well, it's either like cool or fear. Fear. Or the tactics, right? Like, this is the thing that everybody wants to do, and you're going to get laid, or you're going to meet your husband if you do it, or it's... You're going to die. Yeah. Those are the two options. You're going to die. That's right. Basically telling somebody, like, hey, this won't help you at all. Do you want to do it? Yeah. You're like, no, why would I inconvenience myself? Yeah. Like, it needs to be high stakes. And that's the shit with the vaccine, at least. Yeah, but they're not making... It's crazy that this sounds with the vaccine. They're not making this seem like life or death. Yeah. It's like, you get it if you don't. They're not making this seem like life or death. It seemed like, yeah, like, I don't know. They're making it seem like... They went away. They're making it seem like you're inconveniencing everybody. Even though you see all of these people die, but they still make it seem like you're just inconveniencing people. Get the shots so we can get back to work. Get the shots so we can start going to these concerts again. You know what I mean? Get the shots so the world can just... Do you ever act like you got it? Like, you going to certain places, certain environments, and stuff like that? Do you ever act like you got the shot too, because you ain't got your mask on or whatever the case may be? I wear my mask. Yeah, me too. Yeah, certain places I'll be looking at everybody. I'm like, damn, everybody talk about they got the shot. And I'll be like, I ain't got the shot, but I don't say nothing. I heard Michael Blackson said the cold is shit because he didn't lie about having the vaccine. I said, Michael, are you vaccinated? He said, I got the car. I said, no, no, no. Are you vaccinated? I got the car, y'all. I got the car. I'm okay. That's the best answer. If you're not vaccinated, I got the car. That's the best answer. Isn't that what that mean? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, you got the car. I got the car. I got the car. I got the car. You got the car too, Alex? Yeah, I'm going to get the car. You don't got the vaccine though? I'm going to get the vaccine. I got the car. 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Go to theinjureshowset.com to get those. Then we got Charlotte in a couple of weekends. And then we are starting these crazy theaters, man. I'm really excited. Theeders? Oh, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. Big Hezzy doing theaters now? Big Hezzy! We were doing some theaters before, you know what I'm saying? But now the theaters are open. They weren't open because of the pandemic. But yeah, these venues are just fucking crazy, man. I mean, just massive. Like the Dallas, Houston. I mean, it's so cool. It's so cool. Chicago Theater. We're doing two. Another show in San Francisco as well. Another one in Chicago. You figure out which one you want to go to? Yeah, you guys got to pull up. We got four at the Orpheum in LA, man. Probably LA. What is LA? What is LA out? I'll tell you right now. It's... August. Give me the October joints. October is when I'm going to pull up the one. You still going to be on tour in October? I mean, Vegas. Ooh. We're doing the Venetian Theater in Vegas. Ooh. When is that? October 2nd. I mean, that's going to be a wild weekend. And that's the only show that we have that weekend, so we're going to make a whole weekend out of it. Ooh. We could have some fun there. That might be the one show. We're going to tell you a different situation now. We can't have too much fun. Oh, no. We can have fun. We're all... What happens in Vegas? Stays in Vegas, man. Goddamn life. Wax got that disease. You don't know what the fuck is. That's bullshit. You remember what happened in Vegas? I do remember. Crazy ass. It's not my fault. That was all your fault. What? How is my fault? I get it. Yeah, it wasn't all your fault, It is your fault for being a white woman magnet. Yeah. All right. White women are drawn to wax. Yes. It's weird. Like a moth to a flame. I'm serious. I don't know what to say. It's the truth. I'm going to therapy. Good. No, he really is though. He's going to therapy. He's going to couple therapy too. I'm happy for him. Pre-marital counseling. Oh, really? Yeah, it is. Do you ever do it? No, I should and I would. You have to. Yeah. Yeah, why? No, I've never done it. But you know what they doing? I'm just snatching off old band-aids and see if it's held. No, they're not. I told you that before. Like the wound was never healed. That's the problem. You put a band-aid over something that wasn't healed. You should have treated it first. You got to put some Neosporin in there. So is that what she's doing? They treat in the wounds right now. Treat the wound? That's right. That's why we holler on the screen. That's right. You put a band-aid over a wound that was not healed. And so that shit turned pussy and green and there's a mask over it. And now you got to peel that one off and clean that shit up. And then put the band-aid back over and get to a place of real healing. That's where you at right now. The second one, the first one was like really bad. And the second one wasn't bad at all. That's what I'm telling you. Yeah, it wasn't this bad. The second one was like, I know how to shut up and listen and lose me. I won. And if I won, I'm gonna pay for winning. Ah. I learned that. Now, if you win, you want to pay for winning. So you need to lose. So you can win. That's one of the four-day laws of power. You never want to win by argument. Because if you win an argument, you really didn't win. You lost. You lost. Yeah, yeah. Because the other person is going to resent you or whatever. Listen, if she went, I'm not going to resent her. But I guess that's the thing. Y'all shouldn't even be fighting. It's a tag team. You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's how I come in. That's how I come at it. I always want to be a tag team. I'm like, we a party. We against every motherfucking vibe. We against the dogs. Yeah, but you got to be willing to listen. You know what I'm saying? A lot of us, I'm not going to generalize, but a lot of times men, we want things to be our way. Yeah. You know what I mean? Communication. Our way on the highway. Women want that too, though. No, no, no. That's our situation. It's the women's way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you win, listen, we have a structure base. Our shit sucks. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I really don't. So we there to get stepped on. We the base. I love a woman's structure. That's why with my companies, I have women running my companies. My wife runs the house. Yes, great manager. You talk about build a team around Yannis? Yeah. Build a team around the main. That's it. Yeah. And a team that we all compliment each other. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's what I like. That's the way it should be. Are you saying that women are role players? No, I think we're all, because to your point what you said about Yannis, Yannis dropped 50, but he still was a role player. When you, when you setting him blocks on his screen. He played his role. He wasn't a role player. Role player is a role player. Everybody got that role. Everybody got a fucking role. The steak, the steak got his role. The mashed potatoes got his role. But what's really the sides? The roles. All right. And some people treat sides like mains. Guys, Anita Copax's new book. That's right. Shallow Waters Baby is coming out. This is the second publication from Black Privileged Publishing. What is it? Black Privileged Publishing. Black Privileged Publishing. Black Privileged Publishing. And Shallow Waters is about Yemiah, a deity in the religion of Africa's Yoruba people. And she's cast into mid-1800s America. And she is meeting up with everybody. I mean, she is wild and she's also a mermaid. August 3rd. I saw a Reddit thread that said, this is the wrong audience to promote books. And I was so insulted for all our brilliant idiots. Exactly. They think brilliant idiots, listeners don't read. Now listen, brilliant idiots, listeners are not a monolith. So some of y'all may not read. But a lot of us do. So for those of us who enjoy reading, any book I promote from Black Privileged Publishing is for y'all. I mean. And you got audio. So that's what I do now. You got to watch this. You got to listen to it. You got to read it. August 3rd. Amazing tale. Anita's sister actually read the book. But August 3rd, it'll be how you can pre-order now. Also, make sure you grab Tamika Mallory, state of emergency, how to win in the country. That's available everywhere now. Bestselling book. I told you Comedy Central show, The Gods on His Truth, that premiered September 17th at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central, executive produced by myself, Stephen Colbert, Aaron McGruta, and my girl Rachel Edwards as an EP as well as show runner. And just go to theblackeffect.com. Make sure you subscribe to the podcast that we got on the network, man. God is good. And I also want to salute Adweek. I want to salute Adweek and I want to salute CNBC. Adweek, they did an article on me about the end of May. And the headline was America's Next Top Mogul. And I just appreciated that because they highlighted all of the things that I was doing. You know what I'm saying? And a lot of times people don't pay attention to that. But the article is essentially about how I've created all these verticals that are empowering other people. And honestly, that's what it's about. To me, that's the narrative always. That's what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to be of service to other people. So anything that you see me do is not self-serving at all. It is for the benefit of a whole lot of other individuals. And CNBC, they did an article this morning just announcing that I'm doing the show with Stephen Colbert. And they talked about my growing media empire and the different verticals. So thank you CNBC. Thank you Adweek for highlighting that. That felt good. I mean, it always feels good to be seen. Some recognition. Yeah, we got to stop acting like it don't feel good to be seen. Yes, it feels good to be seen. Yeah. Yes. It's not like we need validation, but it does feel good to be seen. I do, though. We do. I do. Can we admit that for once? Yeah, I'm doing it right now because I've been faithful for two years, y'all saying fuck that. I'm not applauding you for what you're supposed to do. I get it, but come on. If I'm doing it well, give me some type of flower. Give me one. And I'm the bougie guy who been faithful for six years. Yeah. So you're a little measly too. Catch up. Come on. All right. Catch up. All right. But you know how it was. I was, though. You can't give me. I don't believe it. I know how you were so much that I don't believe it. That's so bad. I'm talking with Carla, however it go. I'm telling you that right now. I heard him on the phone earlier. I'm like, you better be. I'm like, yo, you better not be talking to no side chick, bro. I'm telling Carla. And I'm telling. Really? I'm absolutely telling. You got to save people. Listen, you got to save people from their self. You know what I'm saying? You got a good woman. You got a child. You know what I'm saying? You got a beautiful second son. How would you tell Carla? Carla, this motherfucker cheating. He's cheating. Hey, man, my phone is really don't tell him. Carla. How soon can you get that lane? It would be nowhere. Don't say the name. Carla, how soon can you get to Miami? Carla, you know the rocks at your hotel in New York? What's going on? I'm telling you. It's going on. Wildboy! I'm not even saying that. Wildboy! I'm telling you what. Wild boy. I'm not even just like, oh, wild boy. You got to save. There's a wild boy right here. You got to save people from themselves. I'm not doing nothing. I'm all safe. How soon do you think she'd be able to get to the Roxy Hotel? Oh, it only depends on how much. How fast do saddums go, boys? How fast do them saddums go? How fast can them saddums go? How would you put a recon? How fast do saddums go? Saddus only came in $1. They go fast. The saddums only came in one color, right? That like champagne goldish. Nah, nah, they got a burgundy one. They got a burgundy one. They got a burgundy one. But hold on. So what would happen if you called her and you were like, yo, he's cheating. He's in the Roxy right now. You think she would drive into the city? She's going to drive through the hotel. Right into the coffee shop. It's gone. Everybody see who she is? Nobody's going to say nothing. Everybody going to turn it. If she run through the Roxy with the car, they're going to still turn it. Oh, that's wax. If they know I'm upstairs, everybody going to shut the fuck up. That's right. Mind our business. You know what I'm saying? If a girl, your girl runs up on you and your girl tells everybody, this motherfucker was cheating on me. I bet you everybody will mind it. Shut the fuck up. I bet you. Everybody will tell you. That's on you, bro. That's on you. I ain't got nothing to do with that. You know what I'm saying? I would appreciate if y'all didn't do this in the hotel, but I ain't got nothing to do with this. I'm telling you, we took her off of this shit. Yeah. Got time for this shit, man. Grow up, man. Grow the fuck up. Grow up, bro. Grow up. Stay out of Roxy. Stay out of Roxy, bro. Don't let me realize you're in a Roxy. Why are you in a Roxy for what? What do you get in a Roxy? He got good food. He got good food. We do meetings over there all the time. I go there. I make sure they good. You know what I'm saying? Roxy is like a second home. Don't just take me from there. I remember I was staying at the Roxy once and there's an old guy that does the, what's it called, the room service and shit like that. He cleans up. Right? And I was leaving the hotel and I was leaving my room and he goes, he goes, Happy Thanksgiving. And I go, all right. I mean, it's a little early, but now it was like four months before Thanksgiving. I was like, so I look at him and I go, Happy Thanksgiving, bro. That's cool. And I keep on walking and he kind of looks at me confused. I'm like, you just say Happy Thanksgiving to me. He said that shit. I'm going to say Happy Thanksgiving to you. That's normal. And then I took another couple of steps and I was like, oh, he said housekeeping. He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said housekeeping and I look right at his face and I said, like, think of it from his perspective. Chris, is that okay? Think of it from his perspective. He's like, Happy Thanksgiving. He goes housekeeping and I look at him and I go, Happy Thanksgiving, bro. He's like, he was just as confused as you are. We traded confusion. He's like, thanks for his four months from now to say Happy Thanksgiving to me weirdo. He's probably listening to the podcast and it was like, I always wondered why Andrew told me that. Now I understand. I'm all my guys in there. Everybody in there, man. He holds us down for real. No, I love the Roxy. I met MC Ham in the Roxy one night, man. Really? Yeah. It was when Hurricane Sandy hit New York and we all had to stay at the Roxy. And he was there too. And we got into this whole conversation about tech and everything else. And that's how big Hammer was in the tech world. I don't know if people know that. Yeah. When Hammer's like a big deal in the tech world, like he invested in Twitter like super early. Like he's a big player in Silicon Valley. So salute to Hammer. We had ESTG on Breakfast Club. I know you like rap shows. If you never checked the ESTG out, you should. He's dope. He signed the Yo Gotti, CMG. And do you have the clip? Yeah. Let's play the clip. ESTG. What does that mean? I forgot what ESTG is doing for. ESTG. Did you ask him? I did, but I don't remember what the answer was. Insta? ESTG. Established? You doing music. You can't really be like that. You got a light. Hold on. Let me explain. The question, this is from the Breakfast Club. The question we asked, can you ask your girl to take a pic of you and your favorite artist? Okay. Hit it. It'd be, you know, when you doing music, you can't really be like that. You got a light. Somebody might want to come take a picture. Like we just standing outside now. Man, walk up on me with this girl. Like when we take a picture, like then you want your girl to take a picture of me. You can't be like that though. You can't be like that with people. People really be. But I don't belong to them. I'm afraid that ain't courage. You don't think that's courage? No. Like I would never give my business a little while. It's a little while. When you ride to you all day long. And I would never give my older phone and tell them I'd take a picture of me in the car. Man. You going to get a lot of that though. You going to get a lot of that. I'd have seen it. I'd have seen it. I'd be like, damn, it's cold. So when I came out birthday first. If she be like, babe, take a picture of me in him, that's even worse. I feel like I'd be like her, baby. Getting a picture with him. I'm going to take a picture of y'all. You feel me? Like that's a girl thing. You mean the artist. Like, yeah, baby. But imagine somebody never think they're going to meet you in person and they happen to run into you. I'm with my girl. You got to readjust it. I'm with my girl. I'm with my girl. I take this picture. That's cool. I ask my cameraman like, can you take the picture of me? I'm not giving the phone to my girl. No, I see what you're saying. No, I see what you're saying. Me and this man is going to take a picture. Come on. You take it. Who's a man that inspires you? Like somebody you see and you're like, man, that's somebody that inspires me. You got me? Okay. So before you knew God. No. I'm not trying. No, I'm not doing this. You got to just go, right? Yeah. Okay. Now, if you couldn't understand what the S&G was saying. I could barely until the end. Yeah, explain it. What he's saying is if you and your girl are together and you see a notable figure, somebody that you're into, an athlete, celebrity, politician, whatever, whatever, you can't give your girl the phone and say, yo, take a picture of me and this man. Okay. Because he's basically saying that, you know, your girl will be looking like, well, why am I with you? I should be with the person you want to take a picture with. She might not be into that person. She might hate him. Let's discuss. You know, I... It's possible. I see what he's coming at. He's getting at with it. But the thing was Pops. I... Who's Pops? Pops from Friday. John Witherspoon? Yeah. Yeah, you should definitely take that picture. I took a picture with him. Okay. You know what I'm saying? But if I was with my girl... You know he did. God bless the dead. Yeah, I know. Just make it show. Talk about to say something wrong about the dead. You didn't say God bless the dead. I don't know. God bless the dead. RIP. Pops. Yes. Mr. Witherspoon. Bang, bang, bang. John Witherspoon. Yeah, I wouldn't say nothing. You know what I'm saying? I'll take that picture with him. But it was somebody like... But John, John, God bless the dead. He wouldn't be a threat to you because let's be clear. This whole conversation is rooted in fragile legal. It is. That's what I'm trying to get at right now. It's rooted in security. Hey, babe, I really admire that guy. But it's nobody I admire like that. So I wouldn't even say it like... No, it's people I admire like that. But see, that's the other thing too, right? Jesus. I understand what ESTG is coming from. Right? But if you admire that person, you won't probably already know that. Yeah, but this is assuming your girl... Well, yes. You know what I'm saying? 100%. But this is also assuming that like... You might be excited for you. Your girl doesn't like you. Like, if your girl loves you, she loves you, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If your girl's into you, like... Yeah. Like, you ever have your girl say some shit to you and be like, oh, you think I'm the shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize you thought I was this nice. No, I'm kidding. You know, like, what's it called? I don't know. Al was... We can't say cut it. But the thing about the guest pass or whatever it is, the hall pass... No, you can talk about that. Oh, yeah. But your girl give you a hall pass out? Yeah. Yeah? Boy, don't you take that goddamn hall pass. That's a date, man. Basically, she gave me a hall pass when we first met Rihanna and thinking I'll never meet her. And now Asap moved into the floor from my studio. And so now she's trying to take it back because I bumped into Rihanna twice already. But she thinks... What camera does your girl... What camera should I look at this time? No, but that's what he's saying. He's like, she thinks I'm dope enough to pull Rihanna. That's what he's saying. So, like, when your girl loves you so much, she thinks that you can fuck any girl in the world yet. I have orgies every time I fly out. Exactly. So, if your girl loves you that much, she's not even thinking about the fact you want to take a picture of that man. She's so in love with you. She's looking at that man like, wow, how lucky is he to get to take a picture of my boyfriend? I'm glad... Yo, I had the gun off safety ready to kill me. I know you trust me. I tell Alex... I tell Alex to put it in perfect. When Alex put it in perfect, I'm like, Oh, okay. All right. Because I was going to assure her... I know my limitations. I know my limitations. Trust me. You know what I mean about limitations? No, you never know. Rihanna's limitations. Rihanna got a standard. I'm not saying that you're not a dope dude, Alex, but it's Rihanna. Yeah. I don't know why I can't... You're right. I'm going to be honest with you. You know what? You're right. You never know. Yeah, you're right. I see some strange shit happening in my day. What's that? Why is it strange? My whole life was strange. I over-achieved in that department my whole life. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. 10 toes. Anybody can get at anybody, man. Listen. You're absolutely right. You never know what happened. Maybe her cat died. No, you're right. Her cat died. And then maybe Rihanna's cat died. And she's down. She won a little company. Yeah. Don't you know? You hit your toe. You can't really think straight. That's also... And girls always hit their foot on the side. Hit her foot. Right on something. And then you could have been the first person that she saw. Yeah, man. Or you might make her actually feel loved and appreciated. Yeah. Probably asking how her date was going. Nobody gonna ask her. That's right. You might make her laugh. You know what I mean? You might have deep conversation with her. You know what I mean? Like anything. You never know. I've seen some... Yeah, man. Yeah. I've over-achieved in that department my whole life. She could also think you're ludicrous. Yeah. That might also could work. That might be most likely. When I move you move. When I move you move. When I move you move. When I move you move. Just like that. I understand what ESTG is coming from. For sure. But it's ego. Yes. It is what it is. It's fragile ego. And it's insecurities. Because I haven't been in certain situations. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, it might be a guy that you know you've heard your girl say attractive. Like an artist or some shit like that. Yeah. Fuck all that. Yeah. That's right. And when I see him. Fuck all that. But that's what I don't understand. But listen. But that's how I don't understand. You know how me guys came to me and said, Damn, you're my girl when I have sex with you. You're my girl like you wax. Don't take a picture with it. I'm like... Nah, that's stupid. That's the type of nigga ESTG talking about. That's crazy. And she all excited to take a picture and stuff with me. And I'm like... That is ridiculous. What's going on? Let me see. Let me see. We got to set up Taylor from AOL. AOL. Is there a difference? I don't understand. Tell me. Okay. What about him? Oh. Now I was talking about one of our homeboys. And I used to always be like, Yo, stop being so hype when you around Diddy, bro. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I didn't used to be too hype. But... You used to be too hype around Diddy. Yo, relax. Because I think that that's a turn off. If I was Diddy, I'd be like, Yo, this dude is like, Yo, you too extra around me. You know what I mean? Nobody wants the extraness around him. Because to your point earlier about people like Rihanna and them, they want to be treated regular. They just want to cool out. You know what I mean? Their life is that already. That's right. Diddy's right there sitting around. You don't got to start hollering, shaking it. You know what I mean? Just randomly humming. I'll be missing you like stupid shit. You know what I mean? Yo, anybody got some syroc? I love some syroc right now. Come on. Get some syroc. What the fuck? What's up, bro? Syroc shirts. You know what I mean? That's stupid shit. He's wild. Yo, yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, I agree. Hardest don't deserve no money. Like what the fuck? Like just... You know what I'm saying? Like just stupid shit. Like calm down, bro. Yeah, just be regular. Yeah. Breathe, man. That's all. That's all. What's with that straight shake? So, yeah, I get it. It's just rooted in insecurity. Did you see Tom Brady... I guess we're running the shit you won't care about next week. Did you see Tom Brady at the White House, bro? Yeah, it was funny. That shit was scripted as fuck. Yeah, of course. He had written jokes. That's what was calling he! Why? It's funny. Get a goat! What do you want him to do? Ain't it sounding like the White House staff wrote him? Yeah, but he's the goat at football. Not at public speaking. What are you expecting from this guy? He's hitting the head and can cuss for a living. I'm surprised he remembers anything. This is silly. He gave it away because he said the thing about whatever. Oh, Biden. He had a 40%. Before he even got the punchline off, he was already looking at Joe like, now you got to laugh because when the president laughs, everybody else will laugh. Then he turned around and gave Joe a shot talking about sleepy time. I'm like, oh, man, get the fuck out of here. Is this supposed to be funny? Hello? You're not supposed to laugh, but you're supposed to laugh because it's corny. Yeah, it's corny. I'm the 7-times Doofah Bowl champion. You're lucky I'm even here. Don't fucking write me those stupid-ass jokes to tell. You should have wrote them shits. I would love to have written them some jokes. They'd be a little different, I'm sure. And if you're going to snap, snap, you snap jokes for presidents that are cool. Right. And that was Barack. You snap, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Trump. You don't like Biden? No. It's like, why? Who cares? Well, y'all voted for him. I did. I voted for Kamala, but, you know. You voted? I voted to get Trump out. Yes, I think most people do. Yeah, and I'm always, I'm going to vote my interests from here on out. If the vote counts, you know what I mean? I don't know what's going to happen with that, you know? But we shall see. What else we got? Oh, Rest in Peace, Biz Moffy, man. Oh, man, yeah, man. Rest in Peace, Biz Moffy. That was, Biz was a brother who always led with love. I never saw Biz in a bad mood ever. And Biz was one of those people he make you feel seen and special. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Last time I saw Biz, we was in Charlotte. We was in Charlotte. It was NBA All-Star Weekend. Yeah, that was the weekend I interviewed. I remember I interviewed Allen Iverson and Russell Westbrook and Joellen B. And we was walking down the street and Biz was standing in the street. He actually posted that on his Instagram. I saw it the other day. Somebody sent it to me. So Rest in Peace to Biz, man. He was a really, really good brother. I got a chance to interview him either. But it was weird because he would always hit me and envy up, hit our phones, and just, you know, talk about certain stuff. But I don't think he never did breakfast club. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Really good dude, though. Yeah, all right, P, man. Yeah, bro. What else we got? What else we got? What do you think about the LA mask mandate that's about to pop off? I don't think they should have ever stopped the mask, man. Yeah, for real. Really? No. But why? Too early. Because people still got COVID. Only the people who didn't get vaccinated. Man, even getting vaccinated, you can still get COVID? Yeah, but not as much. People saying that, but killing. Two people I know that had got COVID right now, and they had got the vaccine. Yeah, but it doesn't kill you. Your body can cope with it as much as you can. One of the bald partners got double-vaxed and got hospitalized last week. I think that's the next thing we're going to hear from the CDC. Which vax? I don't remember which one it was, but we got two of them. I guarantee you in the CDC you're going to say, look. You can probably be dead if you get infected. It's not fatal, but you could still be hospitalized, have the best symptoms, whatever, whatever. They should have never told people to stop wearing masks. Stop social distancing. Too early. You got to stop that shit, bro. Come on. People are still getting it, so what do you mean, stop it? Y'all are getting it. The ones who didn't get the vaccinations are getting it. I just told you. Yeah, but we're not dying from it. But you can still pass it, if you want to say it. Yeah, pass it to who? The only issue is us passing to someone who's not vaccinated, and if you chose not to get vaccinated, you're choosing to risk dying. So that's on y'all. If y'all died from COVID, that's on y'all. What have you got dying from the vaccine? I take that risk so that you can go out. I take that risk so you can go to dinner. You're welcome. If there was a cure for HIV, AIDS, the actual cure for herpes. They have a, not cure for AIDS, they have a thing called PrEP. Treatment, yeah, the treatment. It's not treatment. They have a thing called PrEP, so they have like a blocker for it. Now, if you choose not to take that every single day and then just fuck random people who may have AIDS. Well, guess what? All of those people still wear condoms. The only reason we rubber up is because we're worried about getting girls pregnant. If we knew they couldn't get pregnant. If we knew they couldn't get pregnant. It's not for STDs. No, baby. STDs? Come on, man. You are wild, bro. Yeah, the STD is child support. Child support. That's why you had that shit coming out your dick and didn't know what it was right there. That was fucking 15. Now you're a liar. Anyway, listen, you still got to wear condoms. Says who? The CDC. Yeah, they do. But we don't do that shit. I don't think nobody here wore condoms in the last five years. I mean, let's be honest. No. I'm married with children. Maybe you. First of all. Maybe you. Uh-uh. Got an STD. Got an STD. I would just like to point out, Wax posed a statement to talent. Right? That statement was for talent. Damn, no. Damn, y'all. Shawty's a bully. No. That's why Alex and Angelo didn't say anything. Give Taylor back a mic, y'all. Ready? Start the thread. Give Taylor back a mic. Give Taylor back a mic. Come on, y'all. Come on. Taylor the God. Taylor the God. What's fucking Lenard McKelvie guy said? Dork. Taylor the God. Is Taylor the God, y'all? Comma, orthoses. So, Shawty's trying to start a chant. Nobody chantin' with him. Yo, listen. Listen. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Woman, if you don't start chantin' your own goddamn name, the fuck are we doing? Terrorist podcast support. Shout out to support. You want to shoot the half court shot or what? Shoot it, y'all. You get free pizza. If you make this shot, if you make this shot, Taylor, you get free pizza. Why did you wear condoms in the last year? No, I did wear condoms. That was a good, yeah, I said I had. He said no one else had. Why would you be wearing condoms? What do you mean why wouldn't I? Why would you be wearing condoms? That was the whole point. Why do you hate us? But that's what I was talking about. I might hate him too. Why, what? How would you wear a condom? All right, you got it. Great. That's right, girls can't wear condoms. As I said, nobody else grabbed me. You see what happened when you craved for Taylor? See, you see. Yeah. Taylor said, I don't wear condoms. She could wear them. Wear our toes, our fingers. You know what, Taylor, you can wear whatever you want. Make some little earrings. Do a rex earrings. Maggums. Let's play some pills, man. Oh my God. Oh, shit, dude. Oh, man. Oh, baby, you got what I need. And you say he's just a friend. Oh. And you say he's just a friend. Oh, baby, you got what I need. You say he's just a friend. That's a whole white boy. Hey, I was in Nashville this weekend, man. I wasn't, man. I'mma pay these bills and tell y'all about Nashville, man. Listen, that's white people's Atlanta. It's it, yeah. Nashville is white people's Atlanta, bro. Then white people be having a ball. They twerking? What? Way less gay people? Way less gay people, though. Yeah, yeah, probably. Yeah, I'm sure. Atlanta's just a gay. Probably. Say what? Atlanta's a gay. San Francisco, right? What's the word? The correlations between Nashville and Atlanta? It's crazy. It's white people music, black people music. Exactly. Atlanta's hip hop, Nashville's country. But then you hear a lot of hip hop in Nashville, too, though, especially on the party buses. When the party bus be gone by? They got the big dunks and stuff like that? Nah, that's like trucks and shit. The most notable vehicle I saw in Nashville was the party bus. Yeah, the party bus. They be on the party buses 24 hours a day. Big girl. Having a ball. Man, Nashville is definitely white people's Atlanta. All right, let's pay some bills. Cushy Dreams, y'all. Salute to Cushy Dreams. Thank you for sponsoring the Brilliant Nettiest podcast, man. We know the world today is nuts, and just when it seems like things are getting better, we're hit with even more reasons to be anxious and uncomfortable. And that's where our friends at Cushy Dreams can help. Cushy Dreams specializes in high quality, smokable CBD. And CBD has been shown to help with anxiety, depression, inflammation, even pain relief. And smoking CBD gets it into your system right away. 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I love you so much. Thank you so much. But yeah, liquid death is unbelievable. Murder your thirst. I'm telling you, I love the still water. The sparkling water is great as well, but it's in a can. I know it sounds crazy that in a can could make such a difference, but there's nothing more refreshing than having a cold can of something. It also forces you to finish it because you can't just put the top back on and just leave it the fuck around. You're being more hydrated. It is the best solution for water. I'm about to bust the can open right now. The water is 100% mountain water from the Alps. None of that processed tap water shit that most of the bottle brands use. Thank you. It is purified, okay? Has minerals. We mean electrolytes. Not that just good for you, but are there to murder your thirst instantly. And death of the plastic. If you actually care about the environment, you don't want to be using all these plastic bottles, use the can, make it happen. So four, anybody that wants to try out liquid death, you can get two free koozies with your first order of any case of water at liquiddeath.com slash idiots. Just hit up their merch store, add the koozie two pack that you want, and you'll get it for free with your first case only at liquiddeath.com slash idiots. Go get that shit for now, okay? All right, guys, let's get to some asking idiots. Do we have it from Reddit or what? Oh yeah. Notice. Sparkling water. It's sparkling water. You know my daughter calls sparkling water? What's that? Spicy water. Spicy water. My five-year-old be like, this is actually like that period. She be like, I want the spicy water. I want the spicy water. I want the spicy water. That's cool. Tee-dee-dee. Come on. Asking idiots. Remember we were gonna have a Reddit section? What do we have for now? We have asking idiots? Okay, that's cool. I'm cool with that. I'm not mad, you know what I mean? I'll just make it short, you know? What do we got here? Mike 21 Morales. What do you guys think about swinger couples if they're married? I think that shit is weird, but at the same time I haven't been married for 20 years, so I can't say. Yeah, when I was in Nashville this weekend, I used to do Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones got married this weekend, and I was actually having a conversation with a swinging couple. I mean, you know, I guess it worked. The guy wants you to crack his wife's teeth. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was just break her back. I mean, I met a bunch of swinging couples in my life. Like, it's literally- With the heathenism, that's all he is asking me to fuck their wives. Or just born. To fuck their wives. I give you $1,500. If the sleep of my wife and let me watch, that type of shit. When they beat off while they're watching. I mean, I didn't do it. I wasn't, I ain't do it. You wouldn't do it for $1,500? I mean, when watching though. Bro, I used to do a whole week in the shows for $1,500. I definitely fucked someone's wife. I mean, we was on the balcony and a pretty woman walked by like, yo, what's up? And come up here. She was like, I definitely want to come up there, but let me go get my husband. He good. I mean, we came here for a good time, not a long time. Right? Jesus, bro. Neither do I. I did. That means you don't want to go to jail. Jail? Why would we go to jail? People say that. I've been here for a good time, not a long time. That means I'm not trying to stay here. Now people say I go on vacation leave on probation. Yeah. Same thing. I don't know, man. It makes sense if you think about it. Well, yeah, I mean, listen to each his own. Swing a couple's a swing a couple. That's what they do. This is a good one. Dark Skin Romero. What song after you really understood the lyrics, you was like, I'm not listening anymore. Charlemagne said the song today. I was like, what the fuck? They really said that shit? Which one? Which song you said in the car? And I was like, I didn't even know Shaggy said something. And I was like, what the fuck? It wasn't me. I know you called me in the shower. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Yeah, you doing the exact same thing I do. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I don't know the words. Thank you. So he didn't take the words. I was like, what the fuck? I don't even do that. I made them words up. You did? What were the words? We were having a conversation. We was riding over here and Taylor was having this whole conversation. She can't see herself with a guy that she's particular. And I said, well, what about you? Is your house clean, right? And I was just saying like, go home and look at your bathroom, right? And if your tub's dirty, if your toilet's dirty, if your sink's dirty, you're probably not ready to be married. And then I was singing and I was like, she didn't even clean the shower. It wasn't me. And I was like, you can tell me anything. I don't know the words. I do a show still. And then it was me. She didn't even clean the shower. It wasn't me. What's the next words? I don't know. Nobody know that word. Nobody know that song. Let's go with the dirty little girl next door. That's not what it was. Keep going, this is next door. Nobody even clean the shower. It wasn't me. Then the little, wait, it's another part. The little dirty girl next door. No. But what's another word after shower? She didn't even clean the shower? It wasn't me. She didn't even clean the laundry? It wasn't me. She couldn't pay for her power. She couldn't even pay for power? It wasn't me. She didn't even clean the shower? It wasn't me. She couldn't even pay for, why are you showing me the real lyrics? We know the real lyrics. I really don't know the real lyrics. It's unbelievable, y'all. Taylor is unbelievable. Taylor, I got them for you. My shower. Taylor didn't even read as a producer, y'all. The Phoenix Suns needed Taylor last night. They needed somebody that was not scared to shoot uneven under pressure, even with all her odds against them. She didn't even clean the shower? It wasn't me. She didn't even pay the power? It wasn't me. What song, what song after you really understood the lyrics? She was like, I'm not listening. It is not a song that I'm not listening to no more, but I mean, there's so many songs from the 90s. I'm like, what the fuck was this? I'll try to tell me that there's a Prince lyric where he says he smashed his sister, bro. And Eminem, that's all Eminem lines. No, but this is weird. Like he's, I don't know. I thought it was fake. I thought somebody did it and like did a kind of like Prince voice. Eminem is the white Prince. Okay, I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. My sister was 32, lovely and loose. She don't wear no underwear. She says it only gets in her hair and it's got a funny way to stop in a juice. Oh my goodness. My sister never made love to anyone else but me. She's the reason for my sexuality. She showed me where it's supposed to go. A blow job doesn't mean blow. Incest is everything it's said to be. What Prince is that? Like Prince Prince? That's what he's saying, bro. How is this not bigger? Being a step sister? Because that was a different era. What year? That's true. That's a good point. Yo, what? It's a fucking genius, son. That's true. Yo, yo, you're a genius being a step sister. I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. My sister was 32. Double down. Man, listen, but it was so many. That's why. Oh sister, don't put me on the street again. Oh sister, keep going down. Oh sister, don't put me on the street again. Oh sister, oh sister. That's the song? Don't put me on the street again. Oh sister, that's not it. I just wanna be your friend. Oh sister, I know what you want me to do. Oh sister. You see, the reason I'm not even gonna go down this rabbit hole is because the 80s and 90s had so many and early 2000s. It was so many songs like that about that kind of content. I don't even need y'all picking up shit, you know what I mean? Trying to cancel out is for shit that was going on. Wait, is this really the song out? Really, Prince? I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. That's why you can't hear him because it's wild shit. You sure that's Prince, Prince, man? No, this is Prince, Prince. I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. Yeah, this is Prince. She said it only gets in her hair. Do you understand? I said a funny way of stopping the juice. He sounds like ESPG to me, bruh. I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse. I could have made records back in the day. Well, God bless Prince that he's not here and don't have to deal with any backlash this song. Put the, put the, put the, put the, put the, put the song. That is crazy. Who's the sisters? This is really not that crazy, bro. Were you here this year, did you hear the sister line? Bro, what the fuck did you just do, dude? That was repulsive. I put it up. Yo, son, holy shit. I spit some mucus in the liquid death. Bro, that... Why? I wanna throw up. I'm not going to drink it. Just swallow it. It's already in your mouth. No, why am I saving it for? What? Y'all save y'all from him? But did you finish the water? No, you didn't finish the water yet. You didn't finish the water yet. It's half water, half from him. I don't want the spicy water. God damn, Charlemagne. I'm like, still water. But no, it is very crazy. That lyric is crazy. But what I'm saying is, that was the time. We got to start putting things in context of the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But that to the point, what song after you really understood the lyrics, you was like, I'm not listening to that anymore. Merlin Manson. It's a lot of songs like that, bro. It's a lot of songs like that. David Bosper, would you rather never get off again or come every minute for the rest of your life? Definitely. Come on, you got the legs. You can be done. Fall asleep all the time. Yeah, David, you're a wild boy. Come on, David, stop it, stop it. Like what? Think about it, man. Why? I'm not ever giving up my right to come. Yeah, but every minute. Come on, bro. You have to. You can't do that. Every minute, you're going to bust a nut every minute. You can't even hang out with your daughter. Oh, they never be able to hang out with your daughter again. We can't even have no friends. Oh, they mean like just busting. Yeah, you out here busting. Just walking around busting. Son, you would have busted how many times here? Yeah, 75 nuts already by the spot, man. I'm going to create a diaper. I'm going to create like this lace-up diaper. But you said you had a face. You had a face. You had to put mask on in glasses. Somebody would see your face. Every minute. Wow. Yeah, you can't even do donkey today without going. And you can't get up no more. Your legs will be weak as hell. Nah, bro. That's crazy, dude. But that looks. You're going to fight with some dude. You're going to start busting nuts in the middle of the fight. Why are you going to be like fighting more than fucking? Ooh. I said that? I don't know. I was just kind of going with it. You did. I said like fighting more than fucking. That's what you said. You said you get off more with fighting. You get more pleasure in fighting. Because I'm helping people. I mean, I'm helping people with both. But I'm saying I'm really like disciplining somebody, trying to get them to do better in life. You're a masochist. You're a masochist. You would have made a lot of money back in the day spanking. You could still make a lot of money spanking old white corporate men. They're doing some dumb shit? No. Let's do a freebie. Call them dumb if you want. They probably turn the guitar on. Listen, I'm just saying. Call me dumb again. As long as they sit there. Tell me I'm dumb. If I could do a freebie, like somebody would love to not pay you. No, I'm just saying. If they say I see somebody still an old lady purse, they don't have to pay you. No, if I see somebody still an old lady purse or something like that, as a freebie to me, I could do them dirty. Thank you. I just suck at you. What's that about going on? It's something that's got to be going. You're too excited for me to beat this old white man up and still a lady purse. Oh, man. Ooh. Would you give everyone in the world a million dollars are the feeling of being content? That's from same world, new order. I think we can end on this one. I think the feeling of being content, I really do. I think the feeling of being content, if everybody got peace, if everybody could have peace of mind, if everybody could be anxiety free, if everybody could not have insecurities, if everybody could really feel content. Bro, I don't think there's a dollar amount you can put on the feeling of being content. The world wouldn't be good though, because you need a balance. You need to have the bad and the good. So, do you though? Are there something that we just say because we have no choice but to deal with the bad anyway? No, because there's a lot of kids, I know that grew up with privilege and stuff like that. They have to get the balance of trying to be bad just so they can feel complete. A lot of people that is not privileged, they try to go to the good side, they just try to get balance. You're a pastor's kid. Yes. What's the point of having it? Because heaven is gonna be all about peace and content. That's why we go through our trials and tribulations right now, to be right till we go up there and then have forever lasting. You know what I'm talking about? I think you can have heaven on earth. In respect. If everybody was content with the situation. You'll never know what good is if you ain't go through the bad, so they never feel it. But I think that's a difference between, I think it's a difference between good and bad and just like discontent. You know what I'm saying? I think sometimes when you have a lot of discontent, it causes you to do bad things that you may not do if you were content. Or good things. Sure, for sure. It just causes you to yearn for change and sometimes yearning for change is gonna make you work harder. It's gonna make you focus your efforts in a certain place. And then other times it's gonna do the opposite. It's gonna make you wanna destroy things because you're like, I'm not in control of my destiny. So a million dollars to everybody in the world would probably really fuck things up in terms of the global economy. That being said, if I could just give everybody a million dollars without it fucking things up and then everybody could go on crazy vacations and buy some cool cars that they wanted or whatever. And money gonna be gone like this and they go right back in the same situation. And I think the reason, I think contentment is better because it's mad people out here with PPP loans. It's mad people out here that have had money this past year and shit is bad. Remember when we was in Florida, the old dude ran up over here. The old dude said, y'all, I mean, please man. He said, please come out here man and like hold something to speak to the kids, speak to the youth man because these kids are getting these PPP loans and they're using the money to hide people to kill kill other people like, buying more guns, buying more guns, buying more drugs. So you need peace, man. I want peace and contentment. Money is not the answer. So says the people with money. But you gotta listen to that. I'm never gonna sit here and tell y'all that money ain't a thing. You need money. Money is great. Money calms some shit down. Gives you the opportunity to have that quiet things down. Yeah. If you're already that person, because money magnifies whatever you already are. So if you're a person who speaks contentment and peace on a regular basis anyway, the money's just gonna help you get closer to it. It's still quiet those things down that going your head like rob more do this or do that or things that you wouldn't do if you was more comfortable. Maybe. It's loud as hell when you broke. You give somebody a million dollars who's still in that savage mindset and you don't change their mindset, they're gonna take that million dollars and do more savagery with it. Yeah, for sure. That's why I'm so big on mental health and healing because you gotta deal with what's in here. And in here, you're head and your heart. You deal with what's in your head and your heart, then all the worldly stuff that comes your way you can handle. Yeah, that makes sense. That's it? That's it, my brother. All right, man, we did it. Yeah, I like the way that flowed today. That was good. You know what I'm saying? You like that? You know me? Taylor over here producing. You know? You producing, I'm giving you props. I thought you did a good job producing. And I texted her the past couple of weeks too, like Taylor, you did a really good job doing X-ROM, you did a great job. Taylor's a phenomenal producer. Let's not ever get that fucked up. Taylor is a phenomenal producer. Taylor does all of the imaging on Breakfast Club. She does imaging for various podcasts and she does a phenomenal, phenomenal job that that Taylor will be one of the best producers in the game. You know what I mean? We just all need a little focus. That's all. That's it? That's all. I said, we bring you back. I think we're getting a mic back soon. I ain't getting a mic back soon. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.