 I do know everything but you know sometimes you're that outer planetary solar system where it's a outer planet a little bit different Eileen incredible Eileen is incredible part of the other world not yet no it's a long story I'd rather not even going through but it just sucks hopefully oh that song oh nauseating it's like Debbie Boone singing you light up my life makes just makes you want to vomit she's a power mania why you can't shop on your own wait a minute what I don't know shopping is easy you don't need an aid shopping you know I don't know why I don't know listen shopping is really common sense boy the bathroom you know why do you need an aid touch the shop why is she made for sounds like my mother's care give it you see what I meant about she's giving you advice you know the guy in the store had to call the agency he said he was gonna call the police so then she find me why are you where you go you've got the calling the police are in trouble with the eight what is somebody somebody stealing our money your brother was stealing your money now he's not stealing your money what is going on you accuse him of stealing and he's not you accuse him of making 80,000 years maybe he is only God knows God knows what what holy god though honey and you says he made 80 grand then you said no well maybe not yeah I'll get my get smart shoe phone you gotta make you got some imagination girl come on now I call him up this is not normal and you know what he's gonna say it's not your damn business if I make 80,000 that's what he's gonna tell this guy might say I don't have a sister oh who I lean who I don't have I don't I'd never heard of her I lean come on come on man really and what and what are you and what are you listening to it's like Donald you know you don't you like don't you don't you're delusional you're on the dean's list where she says you're getting that roll on where you speed up now these lists from where we're what you know what that would be quite interesting I would love to see that you're gonna forget it wasn't Donald Trump's University was it William Patterson okay was it a credited school well you never told me you had good jobs you told me working McDonald's and oh my god she told me she worked here you know what I'm bringing hard liquor and amazing your stories I need to bring some whiskey I'm hearing just fine I cleaned up the wax it's always everybody else isn't it she's like she's like Trump told me she used to work here now she's got public such a public service job she made the dean's list and William Patterson College I went to Elmer Ford at University and Bugs Bunny was my professor he majored in fun majored in flooding flooding around nobody you change you hear what she's saying that we're after her she say we're jealous of her let me get a word it you told me he was going to marry you marry you at sixty he's sixty-three now I'm losing it my god they change I never seen a human being change stories like this one I never in my life and she goes from I think they don't she goes from fast food to public service you're on a Dean's you have a bat no I'm asking if you're smart or not Frank no I'm asking you you have a bachelor's degree and you made the Dean's honors list almost she just said she made the Dean's honors list help help me let your story my bottom no be mine is this is it's almost to see but she said she made you even lower these don't make the Dean's list well how could you be under Dean's list if you didn't make it she says she's on she says she was on the Dean's list and now now she's saying she almost made it and then you're well then you didn't make it I made the Dean's list in technical school but I've made the Dean's I had the certificate at home first she made it then she didn't make it then just wait the bachelor's degree is that for real all right bring a copy and she don't want to bring it in when your story back jump all over the place I don't know what the brilliant truly believe that's why this is without a doubt maniacal Wednesday madness yesterday was maniacal Tuesday madness yeah I mean I think it's incredible I think the amulet you know I think it's time for the amulet because there's I think her stories are changing more than ever our friend acquaintance Eileen does she really have a bachelor's that she really have a bachelor's degree from William Patterson College well saying she has the bachelor's degree now this did I mean did I lean really make the Dean's honors list okay but she changed the story though okay okay does I lean change the story excessively like an obsession says yes okay did I lean is this what what it means when the Irish kiss the Blonnie stone I mean it means they're full of crap that's what that means does that mean they're they have the gift to gather bullshit artists where's me lucky Charms where's me lucky Charms magically delicious well the am I the amulet the amulet proved it yeah you have a degree in what communications does I lean have a degree in communications from William Patterson but it says yes I do it says yes I thought you said you don't want to bring it in this doesn't lie says yes when it says no you don't want to believe what it says yes you believe you have selected believe she's like Donald Trump does I lean have selective belief but so I could believe system in her mind you only believe what you want to believe and when you something you don't want to believe you don't believe it like you believe in God but you've never seen God you're believing the supernatural now let me ask you a question foolish for believing in God okay I have a quick way did God create man did that they're saying no watch the stop screen did man create God was I lean believing in the supernatural yes now I lean believing in something that she has never seen only been told he asked very good questions and there you go he he's he's a prophet I know in the supernatural he's got the honor nooky I don't know I'm gonna get a rice cream but oh I have a question for Eileen and now I used to they made me go to Sunday school in Catholic the book the book that I the book that I got received in Sunday school had a picture of what they thought God looked like which was an old man with a long white beard and long white hair sitting on a cloud like he was lounging like okay did at that time did you question that ridiculous paint painting it was kind of fun comical right that God would be an old man in a white robe with a white beard laying on the cloud like lounging back you know like this he was like lounging like yeah well I doubted it to I laughed actually because how did I know number one and why does why did I think he looks that way number two and why do they think heaven is in the clouds what do people do all day play hearts floating around amongst the clouds I don't think so you know it's called independent free independent critical thinking or independent critical holy crap he's you know I like that guy listen that guy's good look look at the size of that sucker look at look how she's ready to grab look at the way look at the way she's trying to grab that sucker look we're not gonna hear from her for a while yeah but look how she she's like relishing it look it ought to be gone in two seconds which is a funny it's a funny saying eating it we're relish you know look at her going oh this is definitely maniacal when you ever buy yourself Wednesday madness but then before you said you spent it at the thrift shop all the time oh I don't buy dry rot disgusting worn out old crap from Goodwill Industries or Salvation Army let's see you are did our friend here at McDonald's I lean spent all of her money on her car yes see it doesn't lie well why but you said this one we cost $4 and it's full of shit it doesn't tell the truth there you go giving you a fair shake come on it's giving you a fairly not believing you because she's afraid of you if I haven't won ice cream I'm gonna make sure that kids serves me because you've got a whopper that is all I told him to make it a good one for her yeah no he listens to the more I put stuff in her mouth the more quiet she'll be yeah yeah look at look at this look at this look at it look at her mouth it's all of her mouth like a little kids when they eat chocolate we're not gonna talk now are you for a while is that what food does to you I lean yeah oh by the way you're I need your later on I need your cigarette match to well to quarterize this to light it or just to light it you really get another cord I have tons of it but it but this things are not good listen this cord it's strong and it's waxy it's better than filthy dental floors is this cord on you right I put Jimmy put on you to talk a little bit too stiff well it's sure swinging so he's better and quicker with a yeah would you prefer something more like a dental floss which is a lot more loose and less taught that gets so dark and dingy how far are you Jimmy look at that yeah well can I can I have a flame it only take a couple seconds yeah I don't care but you're doing the wrong you should get dental floss on that I got a big spool of that that's not good it doesn't like it of course wax dental floss is much lighter that's a but that's a no-brainer and when they when somebody buys an animal it comes with a nice thin loose chain that's that's very true nothing that's tight and tall like this thought I don't know where you got this this I got it from the dollar tree the ball there's your problem why should I pay top dollar don't watch is not expensive I know you're right Jimmy it's everywhere cheap and you're cheapening the effect but dental floss has a tendency to get dingy and dirty fast and you just want to argue don't know I just don't like dirt I don't like dirt I'm very fast idiots there's you mean my friend Jimmy would just like to argue look how fast she's eating no I have I'm opinionated look at that thing I think my dad was always right wasn't he we said you just can't get through the people can you why your father was like you he had to be right all the time that was very very rarely I spoke to him one time he seemed like a very logical intelligent reasonable you just can't get through to people they don't listen they better learn the hard way yeah each of they just don't get it what are you gonna do how fast she sucked that down go buy another one well anyway oh give me strength well that's the story I sent yeah let me just relax no I was gonna say something that was important but I decided not to good so in other words you like Rick Brown I don't know from California here only his agenda in his life counts nobody else counts no I was gonna say something that was important okay that's how important was it what was it you ever you ever feel you ever feel like you ever you ever feel like sometimes it's best to be a hermit a recluse I leave and not even have any friends because if they don't give a rat's ass about what's going on with your life you might as well just hang up by yourself are you two peas from the same pod he got mad at his friend up the creation guy oh I can't create give him money for gas your friend won't you're right forget yeah you two are peas no you know what that's called that's called a typical New York Metro flimflam artist isn't this ironic you know how many flimflam people are in this area how many tons of them there are tons of them isn't this ironic now by the way the debacle the situation at the pickle that you were in recently was it I'm in it yes but was it your fault did you do something all right oh no my guy again when she said bad things was she telling you the truth about this so-called boyfriend of yours about you right huh oh that's that's that's a reality show that would when he get ratings I don't know really I'm gonna get myself one no I need I need something refreshing how's that what that goes for come on yeah but you you got that big win for a lot lost it you're rolling in dog say 29,000 you got back pay or whatever you got like 500 grand from the lawyer who ever told you that I wouldn't lie I never said you didn't get half a mil oh close to it these things from you both of you but you you deprive yourself you deprive yourself of some basic luxuries of life I don't understand just don't give a rat's cat about you know I feel I feel bad that you have to worry about the food you eat the whole bit give me a carrot chef for me let me tell you something you know you know what certified you people be great soldiers in war you know I could see you all in the trenches fighting yeah this place is dirty yep you ever see the military food that they give the soldiers and they and they eat it it's crap it's government cramming it's crap we know that they eat it yeah it's not he was gourmet meals out of battle I want certified organic non-genetically modified you better go to some other planet you're gonna find that in anybody I see it in the stores I go to know you don't put the what the soldiers are fair no not the military forget about the government I'm talking about what you just said the military oh yes they give them crap yes it's a military and guess what the congressmen and senators eat the best food money can buy what they're not in battle why are you so picky because we're talking about elitists people on top no you don't you're not getting people on the bottom you're not getting off the subject I'm talking about being in war no I feed them properly no you're full shit feed them crap don't give me that they're underpaid as it is you're picky you're just no I'm fair and I care about the little guy you don't care little guy would like an ice cream car okay hot shot give her that well how she got a huge one and whoa you just want she's gonna get heavy you just don't want to get her and you're concerned about Arlene's weight well for her own good yeah I'll get you another one okay he's he will not spend money on you he can bitch and complain mr. good man listen here I'm the one I'm the one with responsibilities at night I deserve an ice cream car you can go anywhere and party it up you you're free to go anywhere you want at night yet you you know what when he was when he was young he was the same way he hasn't changed smoke you know arrogant always have to always have that the last word always have to be right highly intelligent but our arrogant as they come arrogant as hell nobody could talk he has to dominate he's like the pipe pipe for you everybody's gotta like follow him you know put him on every towel and I'm only teasing you about about the education I can kill I can I don't care if you have a PhD from Harvard I believe you I'm trying to I'm trying to walk I'm trying to why I had to take a couple forces to be able to get into the college what I call that SATs right I had to take a special courses to be able to get in is that called the SAT is that called the SAT and then I have to take other courses to get into well no I did get in though Jimmy oh boy but I had to take special classes to be able to get in Jimmy yeah say my name a thousand more times wow another huge ice cream cone I absolutely follow you what you're saying you got a qualify to get in yeah yeah and you said that already okay I you have established that now you have another beautiful ice cream cone let me let me go outside and aggravate sir William little Lord little Lord Fort LaRoy out there not doing like many great things for your mom either or there well nothing special well she's not she's not declining she's stabilized I think you're lucky yeah being fortunate hey my heart goes out to people with parents have dementia and I went through it over 10 years gave my whole career for my father Alzheimer's and you know that's actually very true he did sacrifice everything and he sacrificed his social life and dates with hot-looking girls well I had enough before so you never have enough hot looking women yeah you do you I told you yesterday you get tired it just gets even sex yes it gets very very Eileen do you think over the long term that sex eventually can get boring yeah you think you can get boring after a long time you think so maybe okay I respect your opinion and what he said you got to get through you got to get you got to get through but will you make small the third is not always right you have been wrong on occasion like what going against food with chemicals and preservatives and then again you got Warren Buffett saying eat the crap Warren Buffett is just a rich freaking capitalist piece of shit he's 87 well he's got great genetics how do you know maybe he doesn't because a man to live to 87 and not be into holistic health and vitamins and antioxidants you don't know that for sure 87 that's all we know and he loves his junk all right and the whole do you honestly think the FDA the USDA and the American food industry has our best interest I mean really I don't really care do you have our best interest you think you know it all about health benefits I know a lot about health do you maybe you're wrong oh really I'm wrong about antioxidants very possible radical damage all about a lot of the vitamins used to name in the past that have been proven they don't do no I'm talking about well that's fraud that's different that's just no they found out the actual thing itself even when it's not a what it is for real natural vitamin E 400 units it does not charge you get cancer the whole bit so don't give me that antioxidants Tufts University have proved and the ox is now they found out the fish oil Omega 3 that's like the fountain of the year was was on the TV youth they found out he doesn't do a damn thing Omega 3 fish oils you sure wasn't propaganda from Big Pharma the drug companies are you sure it was propaganda for the big drug you know the drug companies are glorified drug dealers you know this you know the whole American healthcare industry is a racket you know racketeering says why are they about to go out of business what it was the U.S. American healthcare industry vitamin shop GNC are about to all go chapter 11 nobody's buying the crap because they're getting the kibosh from the from the system crap and you know it well then that's their own fault I was warned years ago by people in the industry if they're shooting up in the future don't know what you're buying it's usually just stems and twigs and powders I know placebo they found you're getting off nothing what they claim is in there nothing you're pissing your money away let's call fraud but I know that I'm trying to get through you all right oh I you think you took on I condone fraud I know way why into that industry no I don't I buy certain products how do you know their brand is good what proof do I never I've never I've never taken it to a lab but you don't even know what you're buying with that so you don't know you just don't do it just like take nothing and just eat cheese whiz yeah and drop dead and whatever I agree with what the experts say you know the stress is the biggest killer will just do it don't think about it don't worry about it stress stress is the biggest killer of all you know how many people I ran into not I mean not him but other people that I knew when I was 18 21 years old I ran into them you know what they look like they looked to crap it they look like they got nothing to do with anything I just know they party people don't age well some do no they they weren't everybody I meet over here at the hotel where I go you're 66 other words a party you're 60s I don't know I don't know anybody the party party part of the ride of three decades we have good gen you have great genetics we don't know but they didn't age they never I said I lean they didn't age I lean so yes they did I lean they didn't get wrinkled their hair didn't get gray oh boy boy I'm trying to through y'all here it's hard like I said select these people what you want these people look like that one foot on in the grave or one foot on the banana but then again we've had guys in high school to prove truly got white or gray hair in high school it happens it happens nobody knows why it's called premature gray or what oh I didn't ask them what is your diet ladies had fought a party they didn't they were now helping black jobs they didn't go for this help they had fun black jobs fun worry about all the chance so fun extends life's a quality life more than less stress no many nutrients are in a certified organic food items non-genetically like alfalfa and seaweed you know how rich your minerals those two things are they'll rock your world I'm telling you if you juice them no wheat grass barley grass as opposed to a velveta oh I love velveta cheese with all that you know those cheapskates in Philadelphia that the famous Philly cheese steak places it's you know they use that crap well we've known that for and do you know why they use it to cut corners American court business capitalism did you ever think they use it because people like the taste why don't they use like real mozzarella or cheese with which everybody loves cheese whiz should be outlawed which why because you say because it's it's it's process garbage I don't think so no that's true look how many millennials wear glasses look good they had class a lot of people look how look how many minute millennials young people wear glasses glasses look good a lot of people wear glasses with no prescription lenses because they look better with them that's actually a fact where do you get this stuff from you look like a whole bag for 30 years like you should be flying out there with a broomstick on a broomstick really on a broomstick no if you want to laugh look at him oh man that's a one in a million laugh it's like Gilbert Godfrey we're not about horse-shack horse-shack I'm sorry God I lean oh my god you can't make this stuff up good googly-gooly like Brady Wilson used to say I don't know take them all let me see don't be difference nothing wrong with them one or all it's like why do some young guys have grow a goatee and a mustache they still look young yeah but they look awful when they take it off too that's where they grew it a lot of guys really I was bad a beard or what have you something to hide behind well actually Rock Hudson and Tom Selleck occasionally did shave their mustache off and they look good both ways but then again they kept it so mildly trim thin trim yeah but they all but they did look better with the mustaches but they did look fine without it Clint Eastwood he high plant when he did spaghetti Westerns had them why did you grow a mustache why is she laughing I said why don't you grow a mustache well we'll get your fake one will you wear it like a Groucho March this guy's with a big no all the handlebar hey I haven't seen you in a longer time you miss me when you got a boo boo you got a boo boo you got that should be a Ronald McDonald band-aid that's not official you know it's nice evening okay it's a pretty band-aid it's royal blue Ronald McDonald band-aid he's right about that you know they used to have these ridiculous orange polyester uniforms McDonald's employees don't even get into that that's like let me tell you something I'm more slick than you think I'm definitely way ahead of you I got your number well you won't even use old key fun your hands and what happened why I don't want I think they told you about why is it dry I don't because I wash them a lot and so we'll put old key fun how did you get off on that now what do you because you're supposed to be perfect why do you keep out to go home he's got some imagination things let's hear me have a wild imagination like the change the subject real quick he's like this guy I used to hang out with Andrew Anderson he loves to get under my skin and push my buttons well love Jimmy he relics on his skin he didn't like a lot of behavior he did he pissed him off well he was a jealous fuck no he was you know it is possible for a man to be a jealous bitch he wasn't jealous of you he got pissed off no no like when you were following you know he's no he's so he's to talk about me behind my back all the time well not about women no I had jealous what's he jealous of no he used to no he used to say things like oh you got a lot more hair than me you're a little taller than me my friend my friend because he was losing his hair without anybody talking my friend and Jimmy was so funny that was so funny when she said that we both are jealous of her guy that we wanted that was the funniest thing she said you know what you better put you better do that you don't want dick trickle all right well you know I like I like the forces they have it's like a little waterfall the way it comes out they have the new style of forces you know what I really hate the person I hate low-flow forces and shower heads I mean these cheap answers that put the low-flow you know faucets I had no I had no problem getting warm water I used to go in the ladies room it was always nice warm water ladies room too I used to use that yes I did no I had to because things were broken I had my friend eat it we felt it should not go to the right it was left for hot you have to regulate it you're going the wrong way I mean she is a piece of work yeah you just want only for five minutes just to tell us about the force a different type of now it's always left or right to get hot or cold it is a lever right but the lever goes left to right that's how you do it all right the left to warm right for cold use it is it's got to be they have to be I mean it has to be it we're in the 21st century I mean I'll do what she does to us I'll mention her name it doesn't see well I don't think it does in the med mentor either but it has like a blue with a red people know red is hotter blue is colder so now what do you want to argue about now I leave for God's sake again I can't get through just think of how much just think of how much less entertainment there would be if she didn't show up oh we're going to the wedding of her and Ray oh my god could you imagine are you gonna have an open bar at this wedding you're better tell Ray better not be cheap and serve serve soda and and sell some water Ray's got to I don't have to he's got the land on the planet first I don't he's up there orbiting right now yeah right could you picture them propagating children house football going billy this season this is starting yeah we don't need we don't need reproduction from one day he was in the evening I should I should ray enough I can't follow you I don't know what you're talking about it makes you're making no sense I said you've got to stop this nobody it's the way it's the way he speaks that's such an obnoxious subjects where are you where are you like he goes you guys having a pow wow remember that time and he like interrupt the question that you were you asking you're asking the amulet you're asking it does he have serious mental and psychological issues Ray the amulet says yes yes well you could tell by the way he talks like you know and but he was whispering to you that that afternoon you ran out of you yeah yeah you were the one whispering with him what do you mean oh yeah listen to you listen when someone allowed obnoxious buffoon suddenly whispers in conversation something's going on that he leaves in less than 30 second okay so plans were made you didn't take Ray home with you this do you like Ray being with Ray you like being with Ray but I mean being with him I mean I think I mean would you you know go beyond just friendship okay maybe you can I can't he doesn't make any sense he makes sense to you though that's that's odd Jesus I'm like what are you talking about how's football going it hasn't begun yet oh Jesus she'd understand oh it's going great like oh I lean Jesus right he's friendly you know well so is Ted Bundy they say well there were serial killers in American history see how he looked all dressed up with a tie and yeah the tie and dress sure you better worry if Ray picks you up one night he's wearing a sport coat the bow ties then you know something listen never never trust I would never trust somebody with a large bow tie or even a small boat well what do you think any bow tie big like a car dealer clown yes yeah right all clowns because they don't wear long ties not they were both yeah and a politician you should be a clown right effort and what are we doing driving that little car of the circus and a boat's eye on a politician orville Redenbacher remember the pop circus clown the car going on yeah there's a lean driving gory like this to everybody remember that popcorn guy orville Redenbacher remember those commercial he has a small statue of him so she does she would tell you orville yeah if you have a kid with Ray don't name it orville please now they won't name him Redenbacher Rick and bottle that's Eddie Rick and Barker and Rick and Barker guitars he was a popcorn king I guess a huge corporation like Jimmy Dean breakfast sauce yeah he had a huge corporation of I guess you could say he was the king of pop well I did like Jimmy Dean sauce oh I still like it he said you did I know I like no it's still around and you mean I said you said I did like it I mean he's the he's deceased but his product is so you know like it's like Wendy's the daughter took over and you know when he's named after her it's a corporation you don't fold up just the founder passes away but it's a delay but the quality of the food is always better when it's a family-owned business instead of corporate because who was corporations cut corners went on the portions the quality got this down to a science oh you really think CEOs are that that great I think some of when they buy it up they want to make it better they approve the quality others cut corners like Paulio tropical was started by a cute Miami Cuban guy and the portions were big as soon as he sold it to the Carroll Corporation all of a sudden the portions went way down way down they use the others they expand the menu bigger portions look at the Boston market they give you a little scoop it is a little unless you tell them a come on man no problem with my everybody loves them they do a great business and they also give you tiny portions unless you ask you're not you're not you're not a big eater I think it's good well no the food tastes great but they just are stingy with the portion boy you bitch here about the ice cream code let me tell you something brother I go to this grape of faith only he gets his money I they don't make any money off of me he he and Sal could have a contest no I beat the system you and Sal could I suck all the food down they don't make any profit on you and Sal could have a great contest no no it's not Chinese no it's an international buffet it's owned by a Turkish man who's a chef and all the seafood is fresh not frozen it's called the Royal Hibachi buffet no no they're in a salad book more back over again no they never shut down no they used to be called draw under another name by another owner yes they had shut down but not this this place this is a new one all right now the other one is pretty not bad stuff to keep talk no not necessarily the flaming grill is great too but they got too busy you have to wait on a long line to get a table franchise franchise a restaurant's a crap too as opposed to family-owned restaurants but I digress this has been a mega live 21 production