 Tumbling backwards after I pushed her and she slipped over and cracked her fucking skull open. It was so funny, man So many people saw it in episode number 20. Welcome to the Marty and Michael. Welcome to the Marty and Michael Welcome to the Marty and Michael pot fully Actual podcast Michael has is on a bit of a health kick. He's switched from beer to white wine Far fewer calories plus he needs to drink less Liquid to have the same effect of alcohol I've gained like 12 kilos in three months So he's taken a step in the right direction there too many carbs and beers. Yeah, it's pretty sweet Yeah, lots of sugar lots of sugar in there. I'll probably just still be gaining weight from this, right? Yep 100% so I should maybe just go back to beers or maybe just um try Like water or something we posted a video how to ruin a picnic and I nearly went blind What would this what was the doctor's uh diagnosis of it? I forget the word but there's something where like all the nerves in your face are stunned They're stunned and so now the my teeth are still numb I push like here on my cheek and my upper lip tingles And like yeah, I still a bit blurry out of my left eye Shit, dude. I was there and we were looking back at on Jackson's vlog the edit today when I was over and I'm just pissing myself Yeah, it was a good hit our friend James We we brought our friend James along because he's got like the fucking biggest arm I've ever seen out of any man ever like we've had we've had things heralded us from ex-professional cricket players from really athletic types. No one Has an arm like that man and he threw a large thick juicy apple Straight at me out of date though. Yeah, all of the food was even the moe was out of date as I turned my eye I didn't have even time to blink it hit my open eye You were laughing at me because I just got hit in the throat Yeah, yeah, I thought that was pretty funny and then boom blind for like 30 seconds nothing but blackness And then just excruciating pain I couldn't open my eyes couldn't look right to left And so I just took myself to the hospital the next day and to check if there was any permanent damage and there's no permanent damage Thank god But yeah, it shows that you can get hit in the apple with an eye and you're fine But though I might have some numbness for months. Did he say up to six up to six months? Wow So it's like doing really good cocaine Yeah, exactly and I can't blow my nose either every time I got a blow out of my nose. It still hurts under my eye So strange because there a way if you blew your nose it'd pop out Oh, I think so I can feel it moving under my eye. Oh So that's what's happened. That's what's happened. We're filming two podcasts tonight So if you're watching this in two weeks turn me on what the fuck they're still we're in the same shit That's why because we're going to la we're going to la in america Yeah, we're going to la in on the 29th of this month. So we need to film some podcasts So there's podcasts coming out willy nilly while we're away We don't want anyone to miss out and it's so important. So important that every week we talk So important everyone hears us talk. It's fully actual It's fully actually important. I did a weird thing then And I felt a line of tingle go at my face Fuck didn't he say if it's if it's still blurry by monday, you've got to go see a doctor again It's definitely a lot better and I can oh I can look around without Nearly any pain. So I survived easy nothing james is a pussy should have thrown harder We're fucking going to la we're going with jackson. We'll already be there. He's going to do that Um athletics influencer athletics thing. Yeah, logan paul's hosting that And we're going to hopefully film with a bunch of fucking fuckers over there. We don't know who yet. Maybe raka Maybe jackson and chris. Oh We'll see we'll see But yeah, that's why we're going to film it's going to be a busy couple of weeks before we fucking get out of here, brother So much science to do today's date is the 16th of the seven 2019 And on this day in 1945 the first test detonation of an atomic bomb trinity sites More gordo new mexico's part of the u.s. Manhattan project. There you go So the first atomic bomb went off today. It's a celebration. It's a good day in 1969 Apollo 11 launched into space carrying the first man to land on the moon And also three men were the first ever to get fake uh boobs In 1969 three other men not astronauts three random men got first to get fake boobs. They did it together So that was um, that was 40 years ago today that happened. Wow. There you go. Wow first fake boobs for men And the moon lander that's impressive too 40 years ago today. No, they didn't land there today They fucked off today. They fucking fucked off our fun fact for the day in ancient egypt One ferro would lather his slaves in honey to keep bugs away from him So the ferro was like fuck. There's heaps of flies on me Cover those dogs in honey And then all the flies went to them. That's fucked. That's not smart. Yeah, it's smart That's smart. He's set because they wouldn't yeah Well, it's if it works on humans, why don't you just put it on like a tree or a rock? Yeah, true, but it would be pretty funny to see class. It's not as funny Yeah, it would be funny to see your slaves screaming in agony And then also working whilst covered in honey Why grapes man, they must have had a lot of honey to burn back then Yeah, there's heaps of bees. Now now there's not so many. No, there's only like 15 left I saw like four outside. Hey, yeah, they hang around like one third They're fucking having chats mad chats out there come ever since that b video Buzzing around is she gonna help a farmer create more beehives. Yeah, they must fucking remember us Can't they they're full outside having a fucking mad chats can't I fucking heard the cunts talking they were buzzing about Me man, I can't fucking believe it. Can't there's fucking four bees outside. I said that Yeah, you were saying that before walking around inside because I couldn't fucking believe it. Yeah Yeah, you were like, what's that buzzing sound? Yeah Fuck me. Can't famous birthdays. Comedian will ferrell turns 51. Happy birthday, bro We'll be seeing you in LA soon. We'll be fucking seeing you soon brother He watches every single podcast will ferrell Happy birthday, man. We'll see you at the cafe the cafe on the boulevard gareth bale Famous real madrid footballer turns 29 don't know who the fuck that is gareth fuck off actor actor quarry feldman turns 47 I hope we get that all the fucks quarry feldman. He was in he was in the lost boys I was right apparently came out with the LA PD pedophiles and shit and he got felt up as a kid like us Yes, quarry feldman will be seeing you in LA too a fellow child fingerer No, he didn't finger the yeah, he consumed he consumed the fingers. Yeah. Yeah. He was a finger consumer or a thumb On moving right along to segment number two Which has been renamed Oh Well men are laughed from that and basically in this segment. We just answer fan questions first questions from timothy underscore miles underscore What is worse marty's eye or michael's ms? Um, well, I think my eye will heal But unfortunately michael's ms will progressively get worse until he can no longer move and soiling himself And a quick death. Yeah. Well. No, it'll be slow death. Yeah at least yours is yours is worse at the moment Mine will be worse in the future next questions from jake underscore banyard And he's asked how many cows have you slept with zero for me Everyone always wants to know about the kid. No one just I thought it was a normal thing Oh look off the top of my head maybe Maybe eight or nine. I'm not sure there's been a lot of wild nights out there Sometimes I just stalk them and I don't end up having sex with sometimes. I'll just be in a paddock Students have a random king in run. Yeah, sometimes I'll just stalk them and I just like to see them scared sometimes I'll corner them in farms on near to womber and gunder windy out near gunder windy. There's a couple of big cow paddocks I'll pull the car. I'm getting in the paddock get down the paddock and in the pitch of night and just fucking corner I've heard them all into a corner where the fences meet and I'll just be screaming and laughing and Jumping up and down and wave my arms around and they'll get real scared and spooked But they can't get out of the corner because I'm just protecting it so well I'll do that for a couple hours and then go home. So that's not fucking them Or the nine ones that you fucked. Have you killed or just bashed or some you've just had sex with Well, majority of them are dead, but look, I don't stick around Some of them are just unconscious. They could have died. They could have made a full recovery for all I know Some of you don't know it is like it's a 50 50. They could be dead or they could I'm not a vet Okay, I don't I don't know. I don't know if they're alive when I leave I know that some are dead because I've returned later And they're swollen their corpses are swollen with bacteria Then you have one last go Dogs and cows are the most commonly fucked animal. Wow. You're that Bosley. Yeah, you're looking I'm real with your tight and relaxed He does look nervous, doesn't he? Yeah, he looks like he's he's blushing. He looks like a girl holding her skirt down His ass is showing and he's turned back. Yeah Bosley you want to get fucked Bosley, huh? At least we know that you're like a little bit normal if you're not the only one like cows are pretty normal to Fuck 100% it's normal. The big animals. They barely feel my dick in them. It's the blows to the head that fucks them All right, next question is from kachi lemurin. It's a fucking weird name Kachi kachi lemurin. All right, and they've asked Oh, wait, this is pretty good because a lot of people talk about this Do you put tomato sauce in the fridge or in the cupboard? I don't really use tomato sauce or barbecue sauce. I put them in the fridge just because it's nicer to have with hot food Yeah, I like I find tomato sauce in the fridge cold like with hot works well But I have a place in the pantry here. Yeah, because that's luck. He's put it there. I would put it. It's so strange It's so watery and runny like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it does and I wanted to thicken up a little wouldn't it stay Like it would keep it and it would keep for longer. Yeah keep for longer if you put in the fridge Yeah There you go in the fridge is the way to go and that's coming from two esteemed scientists Yeah, we know our shit So just try if you haven't done it just try it and then get back to us You fucking can't next question is from cockerill james another interesting name and he's asked Who does bosley love the most me? He loves me the most more than anyone in the world more than anything in the world We've been through tough times together. We've slept together every single night since his birth nearly He's seen things that people shouldn't shouldn't see and I've seen things and done things to him That people shouldn't see or do I can't weed him out anymore. Yeah Sometimes I try and scare him by just pretending like I've just lost my fucking mind Or you'll have like a strange outburst. Yeah, and he'll just fucking look at you like whatever He won't even look at me now He'll just he'll ignore you even if you ask to like oh bosley He doesn't respond because he knows that you're just trying to annoy him He'll just sigh and then keep continue trying to sleep Yeah, so well, yeah, I've only known him since birth Yeah, no not as long but he's lived with me for a while one point. He lived with just me. Yeah back in the dark days Next one is from it's underscore corn underscore hub underscore legend Does the pressure of social media and hate from haters sometimes bother you guys? The the unrelenting pressure to make videos it gets a little bit like fuck But the hate we don't get hate really Yeah, I don't I've never read a hate comment about us ever Well, you used to get a little bit hate when we started you guys try to be like Jackson and show me man Oh fuck off. You just copy cat cunts You fucking kill yourself or I'll fucking kill myself you fucking dog cunts Yeah, I did see that comment You fucking look like a fuck wit man. You're the fucked if I had a mate like that I'd fucking punch him in the fucking hand Stomp him till he's hard exploding his chest you fucking wankers Yeah, you did get a fair bit of hate, but you deserve that for fucking with me so much No, I did not deserve nothing. It's hard to get hate when you're the best But no, we don't get hate anymore But yeah, I guess the pressures of constantly making videos is a little bit of a but it's it's We made this bed and now we lie in it Diagonally in a king bed with pillows everywhere and finest silk Covering us blankets all over us our conditioned bedroom. We get fed grapes Next one's from alex.champi How do we feel such little pain in our science videos? Well, I think um, we're really tough manly guys and um Like pains just like fucking not much to I say like fucking Yeah, pain people who cry and shit weak dogs How like out of 10 how much like I guess you're scared because you you thought you're gonna lose your eye But out of 10, how much did it really hurt that? Well at the beginning it might face went numb It was a lot of like seven out of ten for a really long period of time after Which sucked, but no it was no there was no Even with like a hit with like a golf ball I think we've said this in previous podcast you'll get hit with a golf ball and it's like A six to seven out of ten and then two minutes later you're sweet and ready to get hit again But that's for us though. Like we're actually very tough Burly men and nothing really faces us. We don't cry We're just really strong tough men and I think that's just after years of getting just fucking Fucked up and just fucking hitting shit like we've just built big tolerance to pain Can't like I could fucking pop a kid out tonight and be sweet I can fucking go through the pain of childbirth. Oh it hurts so much. Shut up I'd get after like half an hour after having I reckon 20 minutes after having the kid I'd be up ready to go fucking. I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Yeah. Yeah, you could yeah Fucking hell. Yeah, so to answer your question It's just where we've built a tolerance to pain Only because we've been in so much pain. There's always if you're in a bit of pain You always I was just saying oh, I've been in much worse pain than this and then it's not so bad I think it's a very psychological Dad it's perspective. We were hit Thing hit his children thumb hard Well, that is the end of the fan question Which brings us on to our next segment which has been renamed this week Spark a piss Spark a piss Oh god, and basically this is a single out so loud in my headphones then where we just tell an old story an old War story when we back in war or just from our childhood or back from the days when we were younger Crazier and wild and we tell you so and then you know more about us Yeah, and you learn from them because this we shouldn't oh this one. Yeah I'm sort of proud of this a lot of these stories are not Um the one in the next podcast. We're not really proud of this one's not that bad. I'm proud of all of them these We don't tell you these stories to go out and Replicate them and do them again. We tell you this so that you don't have to learn from our mistakes. Do not Do them again. Yeah, especially chill kids. Don't do it Yeah If you're over 18 though Bang have a go Or don't The choice is yours Fuck where do we begin should we do the so this one's this sort of the scene is party tricks So everyone has party tricks Michael has a lot Michael has a lot of unique party tricks and they're not really tricks. They're more just Shocking things that make everyone say what the fuck is wrong with that fucking long-haired fucking Seek on meth looking fucking dog piece of shit in the fucking corner. He's gone piss himself. It's talking to him That's usually the reaction of the things that Michael does So I went through like a stage where I just sort of pissed myself at parties While I was talking to people but there was one time in particular and I do this because Sometimes it's hard at parties to get out of conversations with fucking losers talking about boring shit And like you don't want to be an asshole and be rude and go oh, dude, you're fucking boring me So you have to continue talking to him and next minute It's the end of the night and you fucking haven't had fun It's very true. We've all been in similar situations Don't see you have it because I know you have so there was this one time We're at our teacher's 40th because we used to hang out with our school teachers We're our tennis coach not only this I've been in hanging on the excellence excellence program. No big deal So one time we're at his 40th and this is probably when we're in about 19 And there was this american dude that wouldn't shut up about nfl Firstly, I don't like nfl or most sport So it's hard for me to connect with him But he was so ignorant to him just fucking going on about it That I didn't like it that he just kept talking and talking and talking as he was talking to michael michael without saying a word And standing next to our old coach just started urinating his genes and just standing there and then the guy after michael's Maintaining eye contact not mentioning that he's pissing himself the guy Finally looks down as he sees a puddle forming at michael's feet and just without saying a word just stops talking and walked away Turned away walked away. That's a strange reaction. I think you think that have you pissed yourself? Yeah, I would be like dude. Dude. Are you fucking pissing yourself? I would think that there's some medical I'd be like really impressed and want to keep talking to that person But like yeah, he just straight away turns around walks away, and then I was free Of nfl and those are the types of party tricks that michael has and one stands out from when we were all over When we were we were having a little What's that noise? Oh, that's that fucking dog and hercules, man God, I'd love to fucking twist its head off. Anyway, we're on our now. This is a one-off party I haven't done this since I have done it for a video but wasn't similar This is this is just michael's type of party tricks. So we were all on a boys holiday in europe We got there before michael it was a week earlier. Yeah, so michael So we'd already been partying for a week. We're in london And michael was expecting everyone to be like all high energy and real fucking buzzing that he's rocked up But we've we've already been drinking for a week. So we're all fucked like I expected like Like just everyone clapping as I came down the escalator like michael's here. Yes Yeah, I was it's time to step it up and we're gonna go even harder I was at some girls place and only got back to the hostel later and everyone was real low energy and hung over and Fucks and then to try and um inspire us. I walked into the fucking Share room everyone's in their bunk beds Hostel half of them. Yeah hostel room everyone's in their bunk beds And I didn't know half of the people in there. There's probably four of us. You weren't there Four of us that were just like passed out of sleep and I was so down It was 7 a.m. But my first day there I wanted to get straight to the bar which was downstairs it was connected to the hostel 24 hour God bless you England and then they were like everyone's asleep And we were all fucked and tired and michael's trying to motivate us to to drink with him So michael says if I eat my shit, will you come down and drink with me? And we're all sort of entertaining. I'm like, yeah, yeah, man. I guess like I remember dav winter David his name is david's head just popped up straight away and goes. Yep I was like, oh It's on and then you know, there's strangers who'd never met michael in that room as well and michael then proceeded to Just take a one shit in his hand or cupped his hand held it under his ass laid one thick nugget on his hand And then held it up to his face and by at this stage that whole entire room had circled him and was just staring And some people were not happy. Hey, yeah, a lot of people were disgusted and fair enough It's smelled so fucked. It's in the middle of the the bedroom It was paying to stay for a night at 7 a.m in the morning And then michael proceeded to take a delicate bite out of it a big chunk of shit out of his own shit Oh, I was nearly gagging just thinking about it. Yeah, it was rough. It wasn't like it's not cool But it's not not cool. Yeah, it's in the middle there somewhere It's normal It's not loser and it's not cool. It's normal. Yeah, yeah, exactly And then yeah, he took a big bite out of his own shit And then slapped the rest in the bin and now we went and got fucking smashed for the next three months Yeah, it was a big three months But yeah, I got everyone all my friends down to the bar at 7 a.m. And god, it was fun Fuck, I missed that that that trip was amazing. Yeah, it took a lot of years off our life I think we're gone for a hundred days and I think we counted We're only sober for about 10 of them. I wasn't sober one Oh wait, your grandma's I was a bit So if you have a um party trick or if you want a a bit of attention at a party Piss yourself Or eat some of your own shit because it's guaranteed to work. It's tried and tested done science. It's done here We done it first can't fucking works, brother Hmm you want a bit of attention? Yeah. Yeah, if you want to get your friends up Early in the morning to drink with you tell them you're gonna eat your shit If you want to get rid of a fucking person that's annoying you piss yourself Truly valuable lessons good information to take away. All right, that is the end of story time for this week Which of course brings us to segment four which has been renamed. Oh fucking get ready with my headphones Oh man, we got to turn my headphones down on those parts Or maybe we should just get fucking Matt to rename it something normal Matt from wholesome Matthew Brown from wholesome Love the way you say awesome awesome All right, so uh this segment which I read out I'm not going to read the title again because it hurts the old vocal cords Is basically where we just read news stories and then we comment on the fucking things Usually they're fucking weird All right first news stories from complex police caution against flushing drugs due to alabama meth gators the alligators are getting fucked on meth because people are Fucking who the fuck is flushing meth. I guess like if you're scared you're gonna get caught or like What would you in a zoo people are just flushing their meth? Oh Okay, and it goes into the lake and then they get high. Yeah, and then why are they eating plastic bags? Yeah, I'm an alligator on meth. I would watch that Yeah, dude, they should have a section of the zoo where they just drug all the animals Oh, yeah, dude, and then just see what they do Oh alligator on meth or a monkey on acid Imagine fucking all the monkeys on meth or there would be some fight We're just one on meth one on acid one on coke one on mdma and just watch them all interact And then just throw bananas at them as hard as you can the zoo goers can peg bananas at the drugged monkeys Oh, that would be fine. I'd feel bad, but yeah, of course Of course you will feel bad monkeys are basically humans Apparently they're going into the stone age monkeys were seen fishing with spears and they're using tools One was seen building a car a drill. This is true. I think there's photos of it. There's photos of it here All right, the next story is from upy man sits on tola for 116 hours to set new Guinness record That is an easy record to break How long it's five days. I guess like dude, I could uh, it's such a commitment. We're such busy scientists Fuck yeah, that's a long science experiment, but fuck that's doable What do you get if you fucking win this award? You just get a your name written in the Guinness book record to say longest time sitting on toilet Michael book air Next time we have a holiday we should do that Instead of going like New Zealand for a week. We just sit on the fucking toilet All you do is just set a tv up You're sitting you don't need to go anywhere to shit or piss and you just you just sleep on it'd be so uncomfortable Yeah, sleeping would suck actually. Yeah, I take that back. You'd need like pillows to somehow sort of rest on How can you get like fucking blood clots in your legs or some shit like you don't want to When you sit on a plane for too long? Yeah, I don't have to be really fucking like fat or unhealthy for that shit All right next story is from the daily male family has no longer feel safe walking around Grassy path because there are too many meth zombies walking around Politician claims hurling Queensland's the fucking meth capital Really Queensland's the highest rate of crystal meth like highest state really? I thought it was like fucking Fuck yeah, Perth Getting grotty with meth zombies walking around meth people aren't they don't look like zombies They wouldn't be moving like a zombie. They'd be moving more like a ratting someone On meth could be like zombies from 28 days later. They move real fast Yeah, and I guess they sort of look like zombies, but Yeah, zombies like walk slowly. I saw a comment today on the fucking picnic vid saying Michael looks like a really good-looking meth They're starting to catch on Um, I haven't been a Perth and I'm sure this is an over exaggeration because it's a daily male And because a politician said it so fuck you daily daily male and fuck you politicians and fuck you Perth Several injured after man urinates off Berlin bridge 16 rescue workers responded to the incident triggered by a man urinating off a Berlin bridge onto a tour boat police have filed assault charges against the unknown man How is that assault? How is that assault and how do you how does this listen to the piss on the people right? Yeah, but like how does that injure them? What is he's he's such a thick heavy stream that it was Crippling them. Yeah be bettered at like a fucking dodging piss. What would you rather be fucking injured or a bit of piss on you? A bit of piss on you. Stay there. Yeah, take it. You suck it up and you take it Fucking idiots come on. It was probably just trying to fucking get people to fuck off They were annoying during conversation taking a piss. We've all done. We've all pissed off a bridge every single one of you Yeah Several so seven people injured so they must have been slipping over trying to get away Just fucking take it just stand there and take it the last story is from npr Which stands for new people resistance And they have said More than one million people agree to storm area 51, but the air force says stay at home Oh, if you're gonna listen to another podcast other than ours listen to joe rogan talking to bob laser Bob Lazar it's so good. It's probably the best one i've ever heard aliens are real Yep, go listen to the podcast. It's fucking insane. And this I reckon do you reckon this is why this is triggered? Yeah, 100 it's up to 2.1 mil. I saw this morning on facebook. That's gone viral joe rogan's telling everyone not to go I I don't think 2.1 million people will show up. I still think you know a few thousands but Few thousand fucking idiots area 51's not even where all the bloody Aliens are it's the bit down south that they got our attack and also they're gonna get shot He's got dudes have guns and even if they get past the dudes with guns the doors will be locked They can't just open the door unless they have some sort of explosives So I don't think that it's a good idea, but do it. I reckon do it definitely do it Honey, we'll be there. We're coming a live stream. It will do it. We'll be the first in line Oh wait, maybe we shouldn't say to do it because This would just fucking put us on a watch list a watch list fbi watch this. Yeah, don't do it No, no, do it an fbi. Marty says do it. I say Fuck you fbi come come around my joint. You come right you fucking watch me Talking on me listen on my phone call bitch You fuck come around my joint Tuesday night bring fucking no one cannot fight you bitch fbi fuck off You watching my shit Oh Fuck that's he handle the fbi you gotta you gotta let him know you're not scared. Yeah guy area 51 can't I want to shit Come on fbi. I can't or drop you you dogs Don't drop you come on and module and you try to fuck my wife. I'll watch you Watch you Oh, Jesus Christ. That's fucking at me. All right dogs. Oh, man Go to area 51, but you will be shot Would you tell me when you're gonna get shot unless unless they follow our previous advice if the bullets come in towards He's fucking dodge it step out of the way. Step out of the way. So, you know Apparently not many people know how to do that. So, you know go at your own risk. Whatever I thought it'd be pretty simple like just you see your bullet come and fucking move like don't Yeah, try and catch it or some shit. Well, like what are people trying to do? Yeah, what do you think it's fucking baseball or some shit? Jesus, it must just be a reaction like to try and catch the bullet with their chest or fucking base All right, this brings us to our final segment of the evening And this segment has has indeed been renamed It's uh, it is now called How's it now I could deal with that one and this is just basically a um prank horn And this week's prank call I'm gonna call Dominoes the same dominoes we call every week and I'm going to try and set up a date With the person I'm ordering from so I'm going to try and pick them up. I'm going to try and have sex with this person Like what have you got good pickup lines? Yeah always practice one on me. Um, what's your tits are as current? Got him pretty good. Yeah. Got him. Wow Siri called dominoes. You'll me are Hmm Um, hey, would I just be able to order um four pizzas for uh pick up please Yeah Um, so for the first one, can I get a barbecue meat lovers, please You have a really like manly voice. What's your name? What was your name? Sorry Oh, yeah, I thought really manly voice. I just Let's know your name Um, and can I just get that one on like a uh thick crust thanks Yeah, yeah, no worries They're on to us. I think they're on to us. Um, hey, can I just um, I was just ordering. I'm not sure Did the other guy tell you uh, what I what I wanted or Um, so I'm just ordering four pizzas. Um for pickup, please. Do you know what happened to the other guy at all? As long as I didn't freak him out or something. I was just I was just asking him what his name was and uh, I think he freaked out a bit Ha ha ha Anyway, so um, oh damn it. Anyway, um, all right, so the first piece is just a barbecue meat lovers. Thanks Yeah Um, and for the second pizza, can I just get um, hey, sarah sarah, what do you want sarah? You fucking slut come here Hawaii and a hawaiian, please guys get hawaiian on a thin and crispy What was your name? You have a cute little voice Georgia was it? Yeah nice, um I'm mary. Georgia. Nice to meet you. Um So and for the third pizza, can I just get a margarita, please? That's the one with like just the cheese isn't it? Is that just the cheese on it? Sorry, what was that? Is that the margarita? Is that just the one with the cheese on it? Um, Also, um sarah's just told me that um, she wants it delivered now Is it is it too late to change it to a delivery and not a um pick up, please? Is that all right? Mary may um, may I why can you just read what we have already bag? I'm just trying to get like all these all the girls are like telling me what they want and I've only got I don't know what I've told you. Okay. I'll try and speak up a little bit. Sorry. Um, so Which pizzas have you got so far? Can I just ask who's to do who's delivering that? Yeah, we are. No, no, but Yeah Oh, that's okay. Do you know if it's going to be a boy or a girl? Um, would you be able to find that out for me because it's sort of importance And do you know if it's that guy that was on the phone before I forget his name? He told me his name, but then he stormed off Really sexy way. I don't know what that guy's deal is You don't know can would you mind asking him or maybe just giving me his number or something? Thank you Yeah Oh, dammit. Is he is in the store at all? Would you mind just putting him on for like a second? I just want to have a very quick chat to him if that's okay Oh, dammit. What was his name? I really want to know. Hey, I like loved his voice What can just like telling me his name because I might call back tomorrow or something and just see if he wants to Go on a date. Can you just ask him if you if he wants to go on a date with me? My name's mary Oh, dammit. How long have they been together for? That's fucked. I'm canceling the fucking order if he's got a fucking girlfriend. What a prude cunt Oh, I feel like my fucking I don't know my brain's all dumb Oh yuck I've gotten dumber from oh just more. I hate you a bit. Yeah I hate you more than the arrogant instagramer That was like it's annoying because if it stayed as a guy it would have been so much easier Dude, I reckon we have a date through a girl. It's not it's how much harder and once I Turned into a girl. I couldn't change into a guy. I'm pretty sure you can these days. Yeah, not mid phone call usually But dude, I reckon we're definitely going back to that prank call again because that was fucking That had me cringing the whole time. That's jamei from fucking summer heights high jamei Yeah, it is a bit isn't it? It's a famous comedian Chris lily guys Look him up if you're from different country other than australia Go and look at chris lily summer heights high because he is the chick from that show Matt always gets up and leaves when we're doing the prank call. He's he cringes hard in the background I was cringing hard that was unbelievably good though. Fuck. I wish it would that guy stayed on anyway Dude, we can do it again. No, we can't all right guys. That is the end of episode number 20 We've done 20 weeks straight. That's nearly a half a year. Holy shit Half a year of getting podcasts Look how much better we are at them now. We're so good at them. Like they're the this is one of the best podcasts You'll ever hear. I don't know how many podcasts to listen to but we're definitely up there We're definitely one of the best podcast. 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