 You think I- I can do it, I can do it! Hello everybody and welcome back! Oh yeah, more zoom in, zoom out, Switney! One, two, yeah! We got something special today. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't show this bit! It has been my gripe with the Jurassic World franchise for a long time that they haven't really done eggs put in the meme. How about we take a history lesson through time? Starting with this. This is, oh my god, I could do a video eating these. 20 year old eggs. This is the Jurassic Park original candy eggs. Actually never opened. As you can see, there's just like a little bit of damage to the wrapper. What you would get was like a little plastic dinosaur and it was just like a solid block. It was like a little block of plastic basically. Not really too innovative, but we're talking- It's 1992 here, or three. Can't remember. But fast forward! When Lost World came out 1997. And you got these beauties. These were the candy eggs that came out at the time. Now this one is actually, well it's unboxed. I always thought this was a weird design. It kind of looks like a Godzilla egg. If you remember like from the 2000 Godzilla whatever it was called. 1999 Godzilla. In fact there's, yes, 1997 this is. This again I think was by the same company. No, yes, tops did both of them. Tops did both of these. And in this one was of course some candy eggs that you would, you know, you've come to expect. But instead of a regular dinosaur you would get a glow in the dark dinosaur. It's like a skeleton and you'd put together in little bits. It was very fiddly. But it was still something that was pretty cool. I thought anyway. Moving on to candy containers came out. You might think they dropped the eggs. Hell no they didn't. Look at this. This has to be, I think out of all of these eggs so far if you look at this and this. The best design packaging. You see this? You know what it is. And look. Look at these eggs. I think this was also again by top. So tops were like on top. They did really good eggs and dinosaurs and what was brilliant about this. This is the pinnacle. The address bar three's not kind of high ranking but with these. Oh they were. So not only did you get eggs, you know they come to expect these little powder candy eggs it was like little bit sour, little bit sweet. It was a weird concoction of flavours that were going on your mouth if you crushed it. And mint imperials, you know what those are. The dinosaurs in this, but they weren't a single colour and they also weren't skeletons. What they were was painted. And I'll probably put up a picture of what those things look like as well. And I remember, I actually have a story about these ones in particular because I would badger my local corner shop by my grandparents to keep getting the minute. Every time I'd go to my grandparents every week or the in yet or the in yet or the in yet. And then eventually like two or three months of me badgering them, they finally got them in and I bought the whole box like this. This isn't of course that one because I opened all those ones. And then next time I went they bought more in. However, I think I was the only one buying them. So they probably never ended up shifting them. Anyway, these were what I could say the golden age of Jurassic eggs. I saw it live unboxing. I didn't think I was going to do this because I was like, oh, these are collectibles, but saw it. I'm going to take off the 20 year old wrapper that's on these Jurassic Park eggs. 60p these were. 60p, get a close up of the 60p. Oh, 90s. Oh my God, and staples. Jesus, they put staples in this. There'll be people watching that isn't, that aren't as old as this sellotape. Jesus. Oh, there's cardboard on the top. And there they are. There's a Jurassic Park 3 egg. And hold on, if you take just the top off of these guys, let's take one out. I've never held one of these. Oh, that's so cool. It is a Jurassic Park. It's actually a lot smaller. One thing that the Jurassic Park 3 has that the, oh sorry, doesn't have that the original one has, is a great ton of text on the back. I thought that was just Mattel or Hasbro. Sorry, I think that was Hasbro when they did the mystery bags. They had a crap ton of things in there as well. Anyway, anyway, oh, I'm glad. I'm glad I did that. I actually wanted to see those. And you're ready? There you go. And that's why we've come so far. You had Jurassic Park eggs. Then you had the Lost World eggs. And then you had Jurassic Park 3 eggs, all of which were created by Tops. They did a great job. They were the masters of like card packs or you know, I think Tops did cards, collectible cards, candies, toys, stuff like that. Brilliant. Nothing compared to them. And these were the mega giants of the Jurassic Park. As a kid, you know, you couldn't go anywhere, even like a corner shop or whatever. Little convenience store, little company. You'd find these kind of eggs. You'd be like, oh, Jurassic Park, I'd buy it. And then Jurassic World came out. This is going to be amazing. Can't wait to see the eggs. What did we get? We got frigging, what is it? The mystery, mystery packs by Hasbro, which were just plastic dinosaurs, similar to what these were. We're talking something 20 years old we're going back to. And then Fallen Kingdom came out. And still, no eggs. Jurassic World, the minion is out. We're coming out next year. We're pretty close. And do we have eggs yet? No. But wait, I have a surprise. Ah, Kinder Egg! If you're in America or you're American, you probably don't know what this is because I think they're banned in America. Because apparently, Americans eat small things and choke on them. I think it's a safety thing, that's why they don't exist in America. Whitney did the unfortunate thing of letting me shop by myself. And we'll get to what happened in a minute. So, Kinder Surprise Eggs. You get chocolate, you get a toy. What more could you want? And for me personally, who likes chocolate rather than candy, I prefer Kinder Eggs. So, the wrappings changed on them a little bit over time. Child is German, isn't it? That's Kinder. So you get a lovely little chocolate egg. Should just pop neatly in half. That's satisfaction. Then you eat it. It was really good. Didn't you want half? You bit? Half moon? Don't look at it. Lovely. I'll be a bit of a whore. I've made a mistake with this video. No, I know what that was looking for. So, and then you just pinch it, I think. There you go. And inside, you get a little toy. A little toy. Mom, mom, mom, mom. Mom, mom. He get's a little, Jesus, you get a little. Ah! Chickas went straight to my head apparently. She can't do it! I don't know why I'm laughing! Oh wow, that's way better than I was expecting. oh! Wow! Hold on, let me put this guy together. But not only is it just a single bit of plastic. It actually has a mouth, which is painted, and teeth, which are also painted. So we have a little demorphid on. So let's have a look at the wrap, the little toy thing, little instruction manual. Oh, is that a sticker? No, we just got we've got a cool picture of blue. And on the back, it shows you how to assemble your toy. So apparently you also get a little bit of bone or egg. And there it is, Universal Lord God knows whoever was making these toys. Or had the Jessica license to make dinosaur eggs the longest time. And in 2015, I was I made a video saying the straw that broke the beaver's back because it was just like, right, I'm sick of this. We've had raptors without toe claws. We've had no play sets, barely any dinosaurs or no humans. That's for sure. If we've got something like this to start with, that could have all been avoided. But we're here now. But like I said, now we're getting to the meat and bones of this video. Hold on, let me assemble it. Go on, see if you can get in. Well, she tried. This is what happens when Whitney let me shop by myself. Oh, they broke the enclosure. Kinder eggs. Yeah, we have a whole enclosure worth of Kinder eggs. This actually looks really cool. Basically, guys, there's like eight of these little dinosaurs. There's only one way to do that. So welcome to my child eats Kinder eggs until he throws up. Oh, no. That one's got toast on it. Let me just get the odd out of the way so that I think there's three different types. You have blue, you have toast. The Canada and you also have a triceratops represent them herbivores. So let's start with a triceratops. And hopefully we don't get too many duplicates. Egg number one. Oh, yeah, we got something different. Look at them go. We got blue and then all of the legal mumbo jumbo that covers themselves. If you care yourself somehow. Wait, does he have three pieces? No, no, no, his tail is just really stubby. Two down, six left to go. Yeah. I really like Kinder egg chocolate. I wonder if this is going to ruin it for me. Blittin hard like so. And then. Whoo. We got the most boys. To be fair, I don't even think you need that thing. That looks really cool. Like it is. Look at it. Get closer with that. You've got like ridges on the back. It has eyes that even has painted eyes. Blue looks like it's tail should go thinner. But I don't know. I think something went wrong and stopped in there. I'm on top of the world. I've got three down, three eggs and so far. No duplicates. Let's go for a fourth. It's got a little little hole in it, like a little circle shape. Oh, number four. Oh, we got another different one. Oh, my God. We're doing good. I think we've got brachiosaurus. Yeah, look at that. Get a closer with that, Winnie. Yeah, that's another really nice sculpt, actually. Four eggs. We've got half of them so far. This is looking good. I'm excited now. Am I going to be able to do it? I mean, every egg I'll get will be a thingy, like a different dinosaur. I chances have increased massively of getting a duplicate because now we're halfway through. I think there's only eight. Split in two and then... And number five. Let's see what we've got. No! There's another black hole. It feels like there's more chocolate in them now. It feels like the egg is starting to get thicker. Ten's a good number, right? Two duplicates. I can take that. I can take that. This is the first time I'm looking at the egg and going, I don't want to eat that now. Dammit. I think my limit is five eggs. I think I'm gonna suck. Here we go. Ah, fuck. Blue again. Dammit. Why have you forsaken me? This is fine. It's all good. I'm not gonna pay for this later. Egg number six. Seven. I've lost count already. Oh yeah, don't try this at home. Woo, woo, don't try this at home. This is a bad idea. That being said, come on, please. Please don't be duplicates. Yes! This is not duplicate. Get in. It's a two-runner, John. But it's even the egg from, I'll say the Trandon from Jurassic World franchise two. No. So that's one, two, three, four, five. Wait, it's only five. I have to eat a minimum of three more. It's okay. Egg number eight? Egg number eight, I got this. I got this. I got this. Oh, whoa. Oh, I got this. Right. Come on. Oh, fuck. No, that's a good one. It's fine. It's fine. Three bag of sauce. I've got a little head. Look how cute they look. I'm sure not gonna be sick. Oh, he's about it, dude. Oh my God. Oh. I used to read like Kindred. I think I still do. But what egg are we on now, nine? Why are we still here? I can't tell if it's a burp or something else. Do you want to eat this one, Whitney? Please, please eat this one. You're what? You'll eat egg 20. You think I'm getting up to 20? I bought 50 for the meme, Whitney. For the meme. For the meme. No. Two's are coming. Egg number nine. Why so many brachiosauruses? Why? Four brachiosaurus, nine eggs. I'm not crying, you're crying. I'm gonna pick another. This is it. We're a fifth of the way through them, Whitney. A fifth. This is it. This is the devil right here. When I first started, I looked at this and I was like, oh, it's gonna taste so nice. Now it's pain. Even smelling it doesn't do anything. It's not good. It's like, oh, no. We don't waste time on the game and do this. Number 10. If you were another fricking brachiosaur, hey, something new. We can try some egg tops. Sweet. That's not the right one, is it? Oh, it's a brachiosaur. Hold on. I find another use for these capsules. Stress balls. 10 kinder eggs. One, two, three, four, five, six, two left. I can eat two more. Two kinder eggs! For all the marbles, Whitney, will this be it? I don't know what else I'm needing. Okay, here we go. Oh, I think I'm allowed to burp when I'm doing this, right? Just like an unhealthy avocado. Look at that. Then that, that's beautiful. Don't say I never do anything for you. It's not even finished. Oh, oh, look at this. More, more, more. I've eaten 10 eggs with, I can't eat properly. We're turning into sugar monster. I do not try this at home, kids. It's a very bad idea. If your parents go out and buy you 12 kinder eggs, they'll fail, Jeff. No. You married this, Whitney. You said yes? No, back it out now. Come on, first one is... It's a mojo, so... Come on, what about the second one? Yes! Oh, yes, yes, oh, it's a stegosaurus. It's a really good sculpt. I've done different colors. What else am I missing? There you go. Stegosaurus. Woo, we did it. We're one away now, guys. How much sugar's in the kinder egg? I really feel like I've just had 100% of my daily sugar. Probably a little more. Oh, Jesus, I need to make sure that this is, I don't want to keep on eating if I haven't, if I've completed the collection. I got bad news. Apparently, there's three more that I don't have, which means that I could have completed this set definitely by now. And apparently they all fit together to make an egg, which is nice, I suppose. That's all the little things on the bottom are, but we have to eat another minimum of three eggs. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, them top. So 12 eggs I've eaten so far. I got this for the subscribers. Oh, God, I'd rather burn a marathon than do this. My body doesn't like this. More egg. Oh, it doesn't taste of anything anymore. Something good. Please, please, Lord God. I just, I don't know if I can try some stuff. I can't do it. I can't do it anymore, I can't try some stuff. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I just powered through. The mistake was I went for two eggs at once and made it a lot harder than it needs to be. Please don't be, please don't be a cover. Motherfucker, I'm not gonna block this one. I'm actually kind of worried. I don't want you to have that much sugar. I don't want to have that much sugar either. Oh my God. It might actually like really badly affect you. Yeah, you're right. This is getting to harmful levels now. You're pretty much right. Oh my God, I'm starting to sweat. I think you'd get the pizza sweats. That's the thing. They ever heard of the Kinder sweats? I don't think you have. I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out of 14 Kinder eggs. I think I underestimated how much chocolate was actually in a Kinder egg. And if I keep going, well now we're just getting stupid and we're probably gonna do some damage to ourselves. So what we're gonna do, we're gonna continue the challenge. I'm just gonna start stacking the eggshells to see just how far, how much extra chocolate I would have eaten. And if we actually have to open another 14 Kinder eggs, we can see just how much chocolate I've shoved into my body. Failure. Well, I put my money where my mouth was, that's for sure. And waited how many years? Like 15, God knows how many extra years for dinosaur eggs. I think I've had my fill. That's for sure. Egg number 22, wait, I would have died at this point. Oh, that's brilliant, that is. Again, this guy, he has a different, he has a color for his skin, a color for his tongue, a color for his teeth and his eyes, little black dotty eyes. T-rex, done, two left to go. So, 50, 51 eggs. I copped out of 14 and already feel like I'm gonna die. What are our final standings? Well, this is the remaining chocolate, minus two eggs that I couldn't finish and I'm kind of glad that I didn't because I think that could kill a man. We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight triceratops. One, two, three, four, five, Taranon. One, two, three, four, five, six, Mosasauce. One, two, three, four, five, blues. One, two, three, four, five, demorpholons, I'm seeing a pattern here, unfortunately. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, frickin' Brachiosauce. Basically almost all the eggs I ate could have been Brachiosauce. One, two, three, four, stegos, which was like rare. So, yeah, I guess that makes sense, right, I didn't get it. But, weirdly enough, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven T-Rexes. And it took up to egg 23 to get to T-Rex. So, basically, the majority of the eggs at the end were T-Rexes. I found online that there is possibly a Cyanoceratops and an Apatosaurus. However, I don't know if that's just because they're in a different country because apparently that was like Canada. No. If I wanted to complete the set, I could have got up to egg 24. I think it was by the time we got to T-Rex, but that would have been another 10 eggs and I think I might have died. Do not try any of what I just did at home. I do not want to be liable for puke or sick on anybody's carpets. If you've enjoyed watching me go through pain, leave a like because I'm not doing it again. Until next time, I'll see you cuties later. Oh, bye-bye. Look at the friggin' Ben Whitney. Look at-