 Oh, it's big. Can I have some naan please? He's got the naan. Oh! He stole it so he could blaspheme it with rice. You're really bothered. And you got rice. Do you need some Corbett? We're going back to yesteryear. We're going back to Cali. Once again, doing another Indian food reaction video thingy. We haven't done one of these in quite some time as you guys have kindly reminded. This is getting boring. Where's the food videos? Micah hasn't eaten since the last time he ate. He's a little hungry. So we'll dig in once again. If we don't like something, we aren't offending you. It's just people have different taste buds. We aren't offensive. Also, I'm going to eat something wrong. So sorry. He's going to eat it wrong. Chai. And first, we have some chai. And once again, I know this is not authentic chai. We're not in India. We're in Los Angeles. I don't like drinking straight out of that little doohickey thing there because it'll burn your tongue. Also, it kills the earth. I've had better chai, of course. I'll drink it. It's not bad, but of course, I'll drink it too. I didn't expect it to be amazing. But it's just something to drink without a meal. Mystery meat roll. So, yeah, we got some mystery meat. I don't know what it is. It looks veggie, but it also- Well, here's the thing. It could be lamb. Here's the really good. Whatever the lamb. What is it? Is it lamb? I told you it was lamb. That's actually really good. Are you supposed to eat this? I'm sure we're not supposed to eat this with a fork. Are we supposed to eat it with none? I think you can eat everything with none. No. Tell them they- Except for the rice. I really want to be eating all of this with my hands. Don't do it. I'm not stopping you. Make sure you save some of it. No, this is mine, Micah. Good Lord. That smells good. I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be eating this like this, but, you know, I do what I want. This is very tasty. If this is the lamb that we were supposed to get, they just didn't ride it on, so I don't know. For sure. This is very mild seasonings, too. It's pretty mellow. They were supposed to give us some fixings. They usually give us sauces, don't they? Yeah. And our little- They're our little carrots and jalapenos I like. Sadly, our restaurant that we normally go to has failed this time on many accounts, but- Delicious. Veggie paneer. We said this was probably the veggie or the- This is either veggie or cheese masala. One of the two. Cheese and spinach? Yeah. Spinach? The rice here that, you know, we can eat none with. What is it? It looks like spinach, almost, doesn't it? Oh, I see it's the cheese. Looks like cream spinach. The cheese. Look, because that's a- That's tofu. No, that's cheese. It's a paneer, right? Paneer. They call it cheese, yeah. They call it cheese. No, that's cheese. They call it paneer. This is tasty. Yeah, it's like cream spinach with some melted cheese in it. It's delicious. I love it. Wow, violating all rules of proper rice and non-eating. That's really good, actually. So that would be the cheese masala, I believe. I like that. I can drink that. Yeah, that's really- That's like, so it's spinach, cheese, and- Here, we can put more of it down. It's made with spinach, cheese, and love. That's tasty. Mmm. He's got the knife. Oh! He stole it so he could blaspheme it with rice. You're really bothering me. And you've got rice all over your hands. You're really bothering me. You're bothering me. This pork stabbed me in the toe. Mmm, man, that is good. I would order that next time I go there. Okay, so this is like a potato type thing. Oh, I have to taste it. Which is it? Yeah, potato. So somebody said you could use this with the curry The curry tastes as opposed to naan or whatever. It's a potato pancake. So we're going to try by itself and then we'll eat it with other things as well. I like that. In New York, we Jews and Italians eat our potato pancakes with applesauce. What's in it? Potato. Is it just potato? Because it seems like the peas- Potatoes, onions. Potatoes and seasonings. And there may be some grounded peas. There's onions in there. No, the chickpea maybe. Maybe it's a chickpea. I don't know. It's super tasty. Yeah, it's really good. Oh. I like it. Do they make it just like a pancake? I guess. It looks like they put the potato filling in it and flip it over and cook it and then flip it again. It's tasty. Kind of like a quesadilla pancake. A potato quesadilla. Lamb roganjaj. So this is the lamb josh thingy. How's the josh? Oh, god. Lamb josh? I can smell it over here. That's spicy too. Oh, mother. That looks great. Go ahead. I want that. I'll try it. You can have some with the aloo or the naan as well. Well, I don't know. Oh, that smells great. What is it? All day. You should be fine. Oh, you might not like it. Or rice. Mmm. That's got the most. Hold on. There's some lamb to it. There's some lamb in there. I did. I did. I got a big ol' chunk of meat. I knew it. Alexis said she wouldn't like it. What? What? What's wrong with it? My record of calling stuff was like he's still unbroken. Yeah! That is so... That's my favorite so far. It's nice and rich and dark. I like the... I like the cheese one a little better. Oh, I like the cheese one way more. I would definitely eat this again though. If I had the two side by side, I would be going after this meaty one. Oh, this is glorious. Hey, get your... Hey, get your nasty fork that was in your sick butt mouth. Who was it in my butt? What? What? What? What you did? All of you bother me. Also, once again, we know you're not really supposed to eat this with a fork. But... Yummy orange thing. Pour the orange stuff. Get it, Alexis. It's wetting. So, yeah, we don't know what this is. I asked them at the... Since we don't know the food dishes... I'm getting mad. Shut up. Since we don't know the food dishes, I asked them to ride on the top of each of them. Yeah. They did a big... Go show them. Show them what this is. Look, look, look. Can you read this? Oh, I'm gonna love this. What? Oh, she's... Pon... I told you. Pon... This doesn't look like pon. Not at all. I'm gonna love this. I know it. It looks like a color. It looks like paneer. It looks like Corbin's hair. How is it, monkey faces? Oh, thank you. You were right. Is that chicken or is that paneer? It is cheese. That's definitely... Hey, give me some of that potato down there. Potato. You look like the freezer from There Will Be Blood. I'm not sure if this is how you're supposed to eat this. You don't get to have me this. You're ungrateful. See, I take my straw and I drink your milkshake. Suck it up. Regardless of if it's supposed to be done this way, this is quite tasty. Yeah, but now we've got a serious problem. But how can we reorder that? I'll have the pan, bro. I'll have the orange stuff. Where's my water? Hold on. I need to finish that up. I don't know for sure because once again they failed us. I think this is the pickled mango. Pickled mango? No. First of all, we know it's going to suck because it's not Indian mango. I'm not happy about this. But also I have no idea how we're supposed to eat that. I'm sure you're just not supposed to take a fork. That's right. I'm sure it's... Where is your water? Well, let's see. Is there substance in there or is it supposed to be done this way? I don't know. It's like a jam. It is. I'll get the naan, maybe spread it on it. I want to taste a pure and simple... Like a toast? Like a toast? It's like a major... You know Easter eggs that you dip in vinegar before you die them? That's what it tastes like. What is that? Why'd you do that? It's so weird. It tastes... You know the... Rick, you've died of Easter eggs before, right? Rick, you've died. You know how you... Oh, yeah. You dip the vinegar. Yeah, but you... It tastes better. You can eat that? That tastes better. Vinegar can be used as a food, like, for pickling ages. Vinegar? Oh. That tastes like vinegar. It's very vinegary, but that's the thing is you're wondering is it gone bad. Well, anything pickled isn't vinegar. That tastes better. Oh, is it? Maybe that's why. Okay, so that would be the pickled mango. But it's also... How would God eat that? Would not? Get the naan. Get the naan. Maybe we'll try it. I'm not eating it. I'm not eating it. I just like it on its own right there. Rick, drink it. Probably drink it. It's more of a slurp. Rick's used to drinking thick things. Mmm. Dessert, raspberry. So now we're on that. It smells like yogurt. I bet it is. I don't like yogurt. Smell it. You don't? Micah, that's good for your tasteful track. I'm supposed to get yogurt. Yogurt is great for your stomach. I love yogurt, too. It's actually chunky. I thought it would be more gelatinous. Okay. I don't like texture. It's like it can't even do ice. All right, so let's go. Slouch it. Set, go. Oh, Lexus. It tastes like yogurt. It's not supposed to have a texture to it. It tastes like curdled yogurt. That's like it's just this quality. What is it? I'm sure. It might just be the bad quality we get here in the United States. I don't think this is bad. It's like curdled yogurt. It's like cheese. No, it's like a cake. It's a cake. Then why is it crumbly? It's technically, it's a sweet. It's a mischief. Is it supposed to be that? Like, here's the thing. The flavor is fine. It crumbles in my mouth and it tastes like yogurt. So it's just throwing me off a lot. It feels like bed and cheese. I think because by its appearance it looks like it was going to be like yogurt. But it's actually more of a cake type texture, a sponge texture. But it does have a yogurt flavor to it. So it is a little strange to have cake texture and yogurt flavor in your mouth. It seems counter-intuitive. I really like it. Oh, you're basically a garbage can. Alright. What about here? Gordon sucks! And we got, we got, hold on, we got one special thing today. Yeah, we didn't even have it as an introduction. This right here is a legit mischief from Calcutta. It's rosa gola. And this can is like, this is legit straight from the streets of Calcutta. I wonder how we got this. I know it's a mystery, isn't it? Okay, so I believe the last mischiefs we have. And these can be, these can be, these can be eaten at room temperature or they can be eaten cold. The recommendation was to eat them cold. Y'all are just wimps. I remember these. It looks like a filter fish. It does look a little like a filter fish. It's a sweet. It's delicious. Okay, so the last ones we had, it was a texture thing. He's got no fork at it. This is the one that like exploded in my mouth. Yes, we had a couple that were like that. One freaked out that it was like a pancake-y thing and exploded in my mouth. I hated doing those, Rick. I can't even smell it. Come on. Come on. Come on.