 So first and foremost the important question I have to ask who gets the joke You know one no one has ever seen Christian Slater's epic gleaming the queue All right. Well, that's lost on all of you and I feel bad about that So a couple of months ago. I guess it was a couple of months ago I was down at the Red Hat user group down near the Red Hat tower and Jason Hibbet says hey Do you want to come talk about Kubernetes in five minutes? And I laughed and I said no, you can't do that. That's just quite simply impossible. So, okay, cool. I'll do that so Me not being a very smart man So you can't do how Kubernetes in five minutes We can talk about it being written and go and we can talk about it being a Google project And we can talk about at CD and we can talk about all the other components and bits and stuff And I'll run out of time way before we get to anything meaningful But the one point I can make in five minutes at least I hope I can try to make in five minutes We can know why Kubernetes? I mean Kubernetes is a tool that exists. It's part of atomic. It's part of core OS It's part of most most modern application centric or most modern container centric app tools out there Why why why does it exist? Well, and and I this next slide This is the one that I hope gets the docker guy not to want to beat me up But containers are really just kernel parlor tricks And I say that and I say that earnestly and but I say that to try to make the point What containers are are things that live only inside the kernel. They only live inside the Linux kernel That's the only place they exist if you were at Thomas's Container and security talk if you were the core OS talk yesterday. You had a really good Really good introduction into what containers are containers a kernel control groups containers or SC Linux and containers a kernel namespaces So if they're everything that a container is is inside the kernel How does it know when I want my application to span three servers or three data centers or three planets or whatever? How does it know what's past that and the answer is it doesn't? Containers only exist inside the kernel. That's it So to have to be able to scale out a modern highly resilient all of those fun buzzwords application We have to have kubernetes We have to have a tool that will take my kernel and take four other kernels or 40 other kernels and Glue them all together and let me see them as one abstracted out whole That's what it does and that's in the rest of it is bits and in their fun bits that I wish I could get into We get I have two minutes and 19 seconds left So we're not gonna be able to do that. So kernel containers are awesome kernel parlor tricks. They really are The core s guys not here today is he did he leave? He was if good because he's probably gonna want to beat me up after I say that So what kubernetes does do is it takes all of those kernel constructs? And it lets you make the highly available apps and do all sorts of fun things and that's what it's there for So I guess in if I had a summary and I really don't have a summary that um, but In the how we can't get into but the why kubernetes is one of the most important tools out there. I think today Containers are parlor tricks, but they're also revolutionizing the data center Containers are changing how we think about technology and I'm not gonna say dev ops, but I'll go ahead and say dev ops They're really making us rethink There is a new mode to it and the whole bimodal thing people kind of cringe and especially in this room probably people cringe a lot But it's making us rethink how we do software and it's making us rethink how we deliver software So we have to have a tool that's gonna get out there and let us Let us make that next step and that's what kubernetes is. I think it's a really good. I think it's a really good start to it So so that's the point I wanted to come up and make That we have to have kubernetes because we have to have containers and containers can't think outside the kernel And that's what I've got. I have 50 seconds left. I wish we could have questions, but if anyone wants to rough me up I'll be outside