 You have a dab adoo how the fuck are you? Hello everybody. Oh, I suppose cousin the first 30 seconds seven seconds of division Hello, everybody. How are you doing there for people waiting? So can y'all hear me? I'm not I'm I'm on Hey, time. Hey, don't you can hear me. What up Viking? We got a I got my final book order from Book outlet. Hey Terry a zoo the man of the hour So I got a stack of books over here. I got eight books to cost me 65 bucks. No 10 That's right one of them leech was all sold out That's some bupkis. So I only got nine for $65 Stress because reasons, but all right. I think I'm sorry Yeah, is it the air there? Well, while Ty is answering or if he doesn't want to answer then that's fine, but I Got nine books. I have a pre-order that came in and then dr. Zoop Dr. Zoop himself sent me a package. We're gonna start off with that Because zoop's been at work all day and I don't want to make him hang around for the entire thing if he doesn't have Yeah, just health insurance and the house deed thing hanging Change him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Refuses to communicate. I'm sorry. Well, I'm glad you're getting that check Terry As you use you tend to have headaches after anesthesia, but not this long after anesthesia All right, I'm gonna start opening this Joker So Y'all can listen that you can ASMR it I'm trying to keep it off there because there's some there's some address on everywhere. Hey, Boggle. How you doing? My oldest son and I got a horrible stuff. Oh, not doing good. I'd rather break an arm They said it's closed and done But nothing has changed and no idea when I'll get my new member ID and I need it for doctors and for Scrooge Man they can fuck all the way out. They need to hurry the hell up. Yeah My friend Tina had oh Yeah, it could definitely be that yeah Zoop, what did you do? Did you duct tape this thing together? Good gravy? We have a we have a bag with an a box y'all Yeah, but I'm trying to keep the Because I don't know where all the address is Don't show it on the stream. Don't show it on the stream. I think everyone in here has my address anyways But anyways, but box Come on. Bye. Hey y'all doing hang on. Hey y'all doing Slicy-slicy, and we have another We have you see me how you're doing so we had a box and it was stuffed in there y'all It like like you got a sock down your your tidy whitey it was Stuffed man Man we all fucked up. Yeah, we yeah Everybody's got something going on right now. I think you I'm sure it will be the box was too small the box was definitely Anyways, okay, I'm trying not to look trying not to look but here's okay. There's nothing on this. Here's the other one We got a third bag too I'm sure it will be in time They'd say anything I could wait patiently What sucks is I have no idea what's going on or if I'm getting a new member right right, right? Well, I mean you can always just I mean, I don't know your doctor and the farm. They should understand But I mean, I don't know man They do need to get off their butts and communicate. All right second bag gone What's in the bag? What's in the bag? Y'all ready for this Y'all ready? I've no idea. It's Three books three books Shit y'all want to see y'all want to see this So is this is there supposed to be? the narrow in here is there Like you didn't forget about a bookmark Dude, thank you. Thank you very very much That's awesome But this is the highlight. Yeah, y'all ready for this. Y'all ready for this? I have never even seen these in person. I knew they existed. I knew the covers existed But I got I got y'all see the goose bumps. Look at a goose bumps. Hopefully it's hide. You see the goose bumps Look at a goose bumps But thank you zoo for the money and they Look look is this French. It's French, isn't it? It's the French version of it But that's the first one That's the first one. That's the second one. Look at these covers Holy shit Cool, the last one's giving me chills, but look at this. Look at this is the third one It's got can y'all see it here. Let me get some more light on it. Look It's the spider spoiler alert. Am I right? And he even got the arm the oh My god That they went all out with the spoilers Eddie in the arm the spider just straight up eating somebody. Oh My god Look look and then the poster up here This is so thank you so so much. This is Holy shit and zoop. You're you sent me the the French rage too, right? Yeah, there it is Now I got it now. I have to start a French. I got a collection already started look rage in French Y'all look at the spines And y'all see that all right look at the spines Come on focus Look at that I'm sorry. I'm hollering in your guys's ears. I apologize. I forgot. I was right next to the mic This is fucking amazing a bill won't they Probably I probably said that all wrong Latte area See in Ghana See in corner But I always I always read French with a Spanish accent. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about your ears I'm so sorry about your ears. I had zoop. You got me like a whole fucking French. Oh My god, this is so cool That is amazing Check this out. Check this out. All right, so we got it looks like it looks like comic book list in the back All right, so just one of these one of these is 500 pages All right, the next one is 500 pages. So the French version of it is 1500 pages Commence a bongo mine There's nine September And this one's 500 pages, too. That's wow I owe you man. I owe you big time. That is sick. That is that is sick That is so awesome. And this just going into bank appreciate it. Okay Wow. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm blown away by that one. I'm uh Yeah, yeah, that's cool That is awesome. It's so cool. What I miss what I miss what I miss Yeah, zoop. I can't I can't say it enough. That is that's so cool. Thank you so much. That's That's what let's see here. Well, I I saw them and I knew you oh, yeah, that's for my it collection I love to rage too, of course, but my it collection is just That's amazing for Mary's Lane Now you need to collect it in all the languages. I do I do I do I know there's a one that I Specifically was looking for for a while, but I couldn't find it under a hundred dollars and I just finally gave up I think what is it Roman? That wouldn't be Roman it Greek is a Greek. Let me let me see No, that isn't it That isn't it. I Can't remember which one I can't remember Hey Zoe, how you doing? Zoe look what I got look what I got look what I got look look Zoop Dr. Zoop sent me it in French So this is book one. It's got Georgie once again spoilers all over these color cup cup covers They just don't do not care So that's the first one and Then the second one Yeah, the bones and then the last one has a spider and all different kinds of spoilers for for the ending of the book Zoom in on the covers. I'm trying Okay, this is the third book or the third part. I'm hollering in the That's the third one. That's the second one. I'll show you in a secondary and Here's the first one. You want to know what beat beat Richie is in French. I Have to go through there probably like they're beat beat richie. No, it's probably just beat beat because it's Phonetic like beat beat beat. It's you know, it sounds what is it automata Pia? What is it called when a word sounds like what it is? like Boom that kind of thing. I don't think it's automata Pia That's gonna bother me But anyways, let's get going because I promised Chris that I would go play Gears of War with him It is automata Pia. Okay, so I was right. I thought that's what it was but when a word When the sound of a word is the word But I promised Chris that I would play Gears of War with him But I wanted I wanted to open this because it's been sitting on my desk ever since zoop sent it So thank you again, my friend amazing first Hang on What's up Derek? How you doing? Finally made it to a stream and I'm glad you're here brother. Glad you're here. Um I'm glad your books got there. All right Boom All right, so the first thing I'm gonna do I'm gonna read one. I'm gonna not read one I'm gonna show you guys one that I got from a pre-order. It just came out yesterday. It showed up yesterday But I'm not gonna be reading the description of this one because I am super stoked for it And I know absolutely nothing about it and I trust the author Those are the three things that have to be so I don't read a description at all. I have to be excited for it I have to trust the author and There was something else I said, but anyway, are you talking about Frankenstein? You read Frankenstein seven times All the sinners bleed by SA Cosby came out yesterday. I love this cover. It's textured the name and the the title Are stamped in I Don't think you can really see but you can a little bit when I tilt it around Yeah, I'm as soon as me and Schiller done with for you and only you by Caroline Kepnes We're jumping into this one. All right. I gotta put hang on. I gotta make a stack I need to put rage back with the Bachman books and then I need to put this with my other ones And then I'll show my shirt Terry I Terry I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster Because I like spicy stuff Your boy didn't lost some weight though, bro. Your boy didn't lost more weight The gut is going away The gut is a fly. Oh Thank you time Cover is beautiful. It is beautiful. Yeah I will notice that every time I will read this The things you missed at this time. I just analyze how contagious The thing style is yeah, it's very well written if you're talking about Frankenstein People would judge you by that personality that does kind of look like a cuphead character doesn't it? It does it looks exactly like a cuphead character Why it's been a good guy Hey, bro, it's been a good day. Got me a No, I got Palais vos Français à tout le monde, but to my semi-jubbler than to drop a tip Who knows where that's from who knows what that's from Who knows? Thank you lazy. I'm happy for me too and zoop helped out with the bills. I knew what you meant. He's he Yep mega death Insomnia I've been quoting make it as a lot lately Okay, all right, so now on to the book outlet final hall once again many thanks to my friend Henry Who keeps sending me gift cards? I guess he likes watching afterward because every time I do one of these book hauls I get another one from him so The Meg what's up writer? the Meg like the Altman book Steven Altman Anyway, so hey Henry I think I always want to call him Harry I have no oh because I've been watching great British Bake Off junior edition and the guy's names Harry anyways Henry Thank you again. I'm sure you will watch this you you've gone above and beyond in fact this time It was very hard Seedingly hard for me to pick books because the last couple times I went through every single last Pig page but like my kid looks like Meg Griffin It Okay. All right. Anyways, so we're gonna jump into this book outlet book all the first one The first one This is another this isn't The Finalist but Laird Hunt is a national book award finalist But this isn't the book that I got you. Oh Yeah, you got me But this is just an author who won it. I haven't been able to find the book that he won it for but this is In the house in the dark of the woods Would you focus? Hey Phyllis, how you doing? Look at this cover though. Look at that arms and the hands and everything Anyways, what is it about? It is a very cool Hang on, let me put my mic right in front of me. Let me let me know if it's too loud guys in This magical and frightening tale of colonial America Nothing is quite as it seems a wife gone missing may in fact have fled her stifling and abusive home The invet the inviting splendor of new American wilderness may in fact be an orchestration By a malevolent force Women who it almost sounds like the malevolent forces when anyways Women who lack both voice and sovereignty may seek freedom at the price of damnation Set against the eerie dangerous world of bygone New England in the house in the dark of the woods Is a historical encounter unlike any you've read and a novel you'll not soon forget I heard malevolent horse and that sounded like horse Like W. A. P. No, I'm saying What's up nettles? Yeah, we just got started. This is the first book really well I don't put them away now, but dr. Zook sent me the French editions of it The mass it's amazing Like slide back or something She made a cinnamon roll cake today, that's cool, that's cool I was I was reading a free e-book pub pub in 1827 And I got to the end of volume three nine hundred and sixty pages and volume four isn't a bit Yeah, Lois Um What's it about what's which one's about which what what's which about this about I read it I don't know what you're talking about. See me okay Next up we have an author that this isn't too loud. Is it I know I tend to get loud and the mic is right in front of me Is it too loud there, but I'm gonna whisper in your ear Hey If I don't you guys know the feeling when you purchased a brand new hard bound and when you read the quality of the book You will realize that you spent. Oh, yes, that's what happened to me with both head full of ghosts and bird box. Oh No, my freaking ears sounds good to you good. Okay. All right. So next up we have an author that's Swedish I'm sure he's Norwegian. Yeah, he but he's sweet. He's sweet. All right. So I read the room by this guy He he writes fable ism, which as we discussed in the last one is magical realism, but for white people so He writes very weird books almost bizarro, but they're lit literary, right? It's Jonas Carlson the circus There we go. I really like the cover I know I'm right up in your guys's ears and I'm sorry. I Really really like the cover. So let's let's see what it's about. Shall we? You don't take it on books don't take it on box a Real-life vanishing act leaves one man looking for his missing friend in this Kafka-esque new novel from the acclaimed author of the room and the invoice The gentle offbeat narrator of the circus is perfectly content with his quiet life By day, he works in a bakery and by night. He obsessively organizes and reorganizes his record collection It's all just the way he likes it But when his childhood friend Magnus comes calling out of the blue the contours of our narrators familiar world begin to shift on a visit to the circus together Magnus volunteers to participate in the magician's disappearing act and midway through the routine. He vanishes Is this part of the act what happened to Magnus? And who is it calling on the phone in the dead of night breathing into the receiver and never saying a word? Smart sharply unsettling and with its sleight of hand Exquisitely kept the circus is a fun house mirror of a reed of a reed One that ingeniously reveals the way we see ourselves and the stories we tell Boom that sounds great actually sounds really really good you buy all your books used. Where do you find these I? And I think I've asked you this before but where the hell do you find these French editions? Maybe it's tennis again fuck off soup fuck off Yeah, I I loved the room and I own a hardcover of The invoice Give me a second. I know it's around here somewhere chair Oh Anyways, so Henry if you're still watching I literally got stuff that just it was cover buys and stuff that sounded even Remotely interesting Those books weren't a lot. You so you just got lucky twice with French editions. That's I remember you telling me about Roswell now Yeah, I have the invoice around here somewhere. I don't know where it is It's kind of vanished kaput Sound like you I Got a few point paperbacks in French from thrift books because I love the covers. They were cheap cool Hey, Tony. How you doing man? Welcome in my friend. The next one 100% was a description buy because the cover I'm kind of I'll let you guys decide what you think of the cover But I kept passing it up and I didn't realize that the the person on the cover was holding an axe But it's scribe. I don't know this cover just doesn't really do it for me It's kind of a mess You like it? Yeah Anyways, so this is what it's about a brutal civil war has ravaged the country and Contagious fevers have decimated the population Abandoned farmhouses litter the isolated mountain valleys in shallow hollow shady hollows The economy has been reduced to barter and trade in this craggy Unwelcome world the center the central character of scribe eeks out a lonely living on the family farmstead Where she was raised and where her sister met an untimely end She lets a migrant group known as the uninvited set up temporary camps on her land And she maintains an uneasy peace with her cagey neighbors and local enforcer billy kingery She has learned how to make papers and inks and she has become known for her letter writing skills Which she exchanges for tobacco Firewood and other scarce resources An unusual request for a letter from a man with hidden motivations unleashes the ghosts of her troubled past And sets off a series of increasingly Collabbitous events that culminate in a harrowing journey To a crossroads this blurb is insanely overwritten. I just realized that there are way too many words here I know that sounds weird But yeah, but anyways the the idea the premise of the story caught me Drawing on traditional folktales and the history and culture of apalachia Allison haggie has crafted a grip gripping Swiftly plotted novel that touches on pressing issues of our time migration pandemic disease the rise of authoritarianism And makes a compelling case for the power of stories to both show us the world and transform it Not my favorite book cover. Yeah, it's uh, yeah, I'm not crazy about it either Yeah, the premise does sound sound like titties. Yep For those of you who's joining us when Derek says something sounds like titties That's good. If he says it sounds like cheeks, that's bad I got you Derek. I got you All right. So terry Here's here's one here's one for you you I believe you're the one who sent me one of the books in this series You're gonna have to tell me if I'm wrong But neon yang I got the bind up I think you sent me one of the novellas. It's three novellas It is beautiful, isn't it? And it's the the tenserate series Yeah, I think you sent me this one Terry right here. Maybe I think you won it off of a good reads thing. I think maybe maybe not It is beautiful and I you know, you guys know how I love asian fantasy. I absolutely adore it Oh, there's four You think you did that but it is very pretty. So there's four For these four four novellas and It's the black tides of heaven The red thorns of fortune The descent of monsters and the ascent of godhood Currently watching our local horror fantasy show. What's it called zoe? I I I do I do too biking for many reasons. Yeah I do too, but it's it's all bent to shit This is this was sitting on a shelf somewhere forever and people were just messing with it Hey, brad. How you doing and no no more bow hunt Lee yet No more bow hunt Lee No, no more no more bow hunt Lee All right, here's one I had to get because I'm a huge fan of ken lew Um, and I somehow missed it the other times I was going through 10 10 tennis books so far But I was going through and I realized that ken lew translated his father's, uh, what is it? Is it a novel? It doesn't have a Okay. Yeah Okay, anyways, it's The three body problem by season lew It looks like it's moving down here It looks like it's moving. It's coming to netflix. It's coming to netflix Hi, there the uh description of this one is on the inside Set against the backdrop of china's cultural revolution a secret military project sends signals into space in an attempt to Make contact with aliens and they succeed An alien civilization on the brink of destruction Captures the signal and plans to invade earth Now on earth different camps start forming Planning to either welcome the superior beings and help them take over a world seen as corrupt Or to fight against the invasion The result is a science fiction masterpiece of enormous scope and vision There's only four hundred sixteen pages Oh, it's a series the remembrance of earth's past trilogy. Here are the other books The dark forest and death send All right, did zoe ever answer me? it's about the two forces of a swang a swang a swung killers and the race of Trying to take over the human race and there's a twist with the two four. Oh, okay Huh, hey lee, how you doing? You've been wanting to get that You love that book cool Hey, what's up connor? How you doing? Is the print small? No, not really that's pretty chunky script It's pretty decent pert near decent there, buddy I'm trying to decide what i'm gonna show you guys next. I think i'll do this one next all right, so You guys don't know i'm a huge david foster wallis fan But i never got this book because it wasn't finished He passed away before he finished it But this this version of it I have not tried ted chiang I have not I got this version of it Because it says with four previously unpublished scenes That's the pale king by david foster wallis It was only 6.99. So why not right? Welcome back terry. Welcome back. Hey, elizabeth. How you doing? How's manly? So I got that one and this one even unfinished It probably wouldn't ended up being another infinite jest Unfinished at 600 pages Look at these scans of blank I don't know if the scans of blank pages or what but Yeah, I think it's like scans of his blank pages What the hell? Wait a second. Is there a printing error? Because there's it looks like there's text on there, doesn't it but there's no text on there And it's not look look I guess you could see through it But it looks like there's text over here and there's no It's all blank Is this a printing error? I'm gonna be mad as hell if this is a printing error Maybe that's why it was on y'all. I think it's a printing error I 100% think it's a printing error. I have no idea Anybody in here read this? I'm gonna have to talk to somebody who's read that No, I did not find Voldemort's diary It's uh The Pale King by David Foster Wallace and I know it was unfinished But Yeah, it says an unfinished novel I'm gonna read this. I'm gonna read the introduction before I get started Voldemort is about as pale as you can get Whatever you do. Don't write in it. Don't don't write in it They left the unfinished parts in They want me to finish they want me to finish writing it It's like House of Leaves, but House of Leaves doesn't have any blank pages, does it? It's a sequel to House of Leaves You're supposed to finish it. That'd be kind of cool That's that desk note. Uh, uh, no, uh, uh No, ma'am. Uh, uh, we ain't peon it. Fuck. Fuck you Viking Uh, googling blank pages yields no good results. I think it's a printing error That sucks It's a choose your own adventure story, but you get to write the two pages where House of Leaves has some pages with just a single set. Yeah, I know that but this is like they're completely blank Yeah, I think I honestly think that this is a printing error You know what I think these are scans these might be scans of Well, it was only 6.99, but here's the thing I think these might be scans of his actual pages that they couldn't pick out Your own bow only fan fiction I'm gonna what I'm gonna do is it's back bay books. I'm going to write. No, it's hatchet. I know people at hatchet So I'm gonna I'm gonna write to the to my contact at hatchet and ask them What happened to pages? If pages 337 are supposed to be Yeah, because there's not even page numbers on these blank pages And it just stops in mid-sentence like it should carry on I don't know that Someone did a hatchet job on that book Good one. Very good. I need a black light not in my house It does look like a printing area error era area and era That's exactly what it's Anyways, let's let's keep going. I got this one because me and shell started Uh, what was it? Uh, the book of m and we were enjoying it, but then we just stopped reading it for whatever reason What do you think about verbing nouns? The cartographers that's what I think about it. Anyways by paying shepherd Y'all want to know what the pale king is about because I don't even know what it's about The agents at the irs regional examination center in peoria, illinois appear ordinary to newly arrived trainee david foster wallis So it's meta fiction But as he immerses himself in a routine so tedious and repetitive that new employees receive boredom survival training Wallace learns of the extraordinary variety of personalities drawn to the strange calling And he has arrived at a moment when forces within the irs are plotting to eliminate What little humanity and dignity the work still has Imagined with the interior force and generosity that were david foster wallis's unique gifts The pale king grapples directly with human questions life's meaning The value of work the importance of connection and commands infinite respect for one of the most daring writers of our time clearly it's not about much since it's missing some pages Uh, sorry. I've been gone for a while doctor lee Get out lee You must think i'm stupid. You must think i'm incredibly stupid My it might be intentional. I don't know. I don't know. Uh You know life's questions Yeah, that's where the meaning of life was written down I've been debating reading infinite jest because it's so long Leave the chat. Uh, but maybe i'll try it out. It's it's It's an a problem probably nettles probably. Um but uh It's it's one of my favorite books of all time. Uh, it took me and shell nine months to read it because I was reading to her I was reading it to her Um And it's a it's a fantastic fantastic amazing powerhouse of a book But it's not gonna be for everyone like most people I would say 98 percent of the population would be like the fuck is this Seeing my husband nice Anyways, I got the photographers also by paying a shepherd. Let's let's see. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh Deckled egg edges nothing turns me into gorilla quick enough quicker than deckled edges. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh Ooh Okay, here we go Nell Young's whole life and greatest passion is cartography Her father dr. Daniel Young is a legend in the field and neils Nells personal hero hero But she hasn't seen or spoken to him ever since he cruelly fired her and destroyed her reputation after an argument over an old cheap gas station highway map But when dr. Young is found dead in his office at the new york public library With the very same seemingly worthless map hidden in his desk. Nell can't resist investigating i'm feeling I'm feeling national treasure in this mofa To her surprise she soon discovers that the map is incredibly valuable and exceedingly rare We saw that one coming didn't in fact she may now have the only copy left in existence. Okay, indy Let's let's go because a mysterious collector has been hunting down and destroying every last one Along with anyone who gets in the way, but why? To answer that question. Nell embarks on a dangerous journey into Many shenanigans to reveal a dark family secret and discovers the true power that lies in maps Perfect for fans of joe hill and ve schwaab The cartographers is an ode to art and science history and magic A spectacularly imaginative modern story about an ancient craft and places still Undiscovered it does sound cool Sounds very cool. I feel like reading should be a tactile expert. Yeah, y'all y'all Y'all I agree with you. I love deckled engines swoon swoon yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah give it hang on trying to my my favorite I think infinite jest is That's all the way up there. I ain't bothered to get up but infinite my any copy of infinite jest and my copy of Gravity's rainbow are both deckled edges because they're uh Not collectors editions, but they're like special anniversary editions and they're gorgeous She's gonna steal the declaration of independence and we have to stop her Sorry, I glitched there for a second Pretentious, oh hush lazy Hush your face All right next one next one up this I have a problem Um that when I like the idea of books I tend to buy them even if I don't plan on reading them. I mean it was a gift card. I had to use it on something So I bought this lady's first book by Lee Night night. Love you. Um I bought this lady's first book And I still haven't read it And that was called station 11 So I got her next one Sea of Tranquility by Emily st. John Mandel Also, she won the national book award for Uh station 11. So I will eventually get to it or she did she win or did she I can't remember. I think she was a finalist Um, yeah the award-winning best-selling author of station 11. Yeah, all right Edwin st. Andrew is 18 years old when he crosses the Atlantic by steamship Exiled from polite English society following an ill-conceived diatribe at a dinner party He enters the forest spellbound by the beauty of the canadian wilderness And suddenly hears the notes of a violin Echoing in an airship terminal an experience that shocks him to his core. This sounds interesting as fuck Two centuries later a famous writer named alive Oh, oh leave. Oh, l I V E Llewellyn is on a book tour She's traveling all over earth, but her home is the second moon colony A place of white stone spired towers and artificial beauty. What is this? Within the text of a lot olives olives Y'all I spaced on how to fucking pronounce olive Her name's fucking olive not alive not olive It's fucking olive Within the text of olive's best-selling pandemic novel lies a strange passage a met that did not happen editor cut the tapes A man places violin for spare change in the echoing corridor of an airship terminal As the trees of a forest rise around him When gaspary Gaspary when gaspary roberts a hotel detective in the black sky night city Is hired to investigate an anomaly in the north american wilderness He uncovers a series of lives appended Oh lives nom skin the exiled son of an earl driven to madness A writer trapped far from home as a pandemic ravages earth and a childhood friend from the night city Who like gaspary himself has glimpsed the chance to do something extraordinary That will disrupt the timeline of the universe A virtuoso performance that is as human and tender as it is intellectually playful Sea of tranquility is a novel of time travel and metaphysics that precisely captures the reality of our current moment I cannot that's going in stream highlights I don't know why I would I would do that to myself, but that is going in stream highlights. I am I am stupid Lay off the medibles, bro. Fuck off Brain farts. They happen. Oh, it definitely happened. It just Olive it said olive I even spelled it it said olive olive And I got lu wellan, right lu wellan's like 12 12 ls in lu wellan. Have you seen lu wellan? lu wellan's got 19 ls in it But I get olive wrong and I got lu wellan, right? I feel like there was a lot going on in that book. There was there was a time travel novel So she bouncing all over the place I have the glass hotel of hers, but we'll probably end up giving it away Ooh, I wish I had the money you could ship it to me, but I don't have the money Uh, if I could use I could I could use like five bucks from from what zoop sent me, I guess Uh, if I worried about all the times I use the wrong word. Oh y'all trying to make me feel good I thought it was funny. I couldn't believe it. Like I just read olive olive olive Motherfuckers name was olive. Just olive bitch. Olive. Just olive Just call her early I If you want to send it terry, I'll take it. I haven't read any of her books. So I don't I don't know Um, but I can still smell peanut butter. So I figure I'm fine That is the most out of context thing Like I know there's context above that lazy, but just suddenly reading But I can still smell peanut butter. So I figure I'm fine We need a never-ending gift card for a book spree and ice cream Yeah, well, I mean I pretty much thanks to my friend. That's where all these books came from That's where all of these state shits came from I was saying in the discord the other day if it wasn't for friends gift cards and uh Trading in books. I'd be in a desperate situation because your boy needs his retail therapy Thank you terry I appreciate you. All right last book y'all ready for the last book. I got to get in and play a game of my son If you can't smell peanut butter, you might be getting all Is that real? I can I never tell I can never tell with you lazy You can never tell with you You and zoop both make jokes and sometimes I'm like are they serious? Share with us share the wealth It is real I too need repot retail therapy. Uh, I know if you smell something burning If you smell burning toast could yeah burning wires burning toast anything like an acrid burning cell Is either a stroke or a brain tumor. I knew about that one It's a pantry to smell the peanut butter. I have peanut butter every day and I can smell it. So Hey, what was I talking about? What was I going with that? Fuck okay, let's move on next one is a book that I'm gonna tell you an embarrassing story. Okay um So and I doubt this author is in here. I doubt this author even knows who the fuck I am But I was talking to it's the only time I've ever done this and I feel like a douchebag for it So I'm gonna I'm gonna point out my my own ass holery here. Okay So my friend Darren, you know, I've read I've wrote a couple books with him and he goes. Hey, Sean Hamill Wants to you know wants to read our book and give us a blurb and I said who? And he's like Sean Hamill the author of the the author of a cosmology of monsters. I'm like Who Like why I've never even heard of this guy. Why would I want? I literally said that why would I want a blurb from someone? I I don't even know Is it an indie author? Like I was asking him all these questions like who the fuck is this person? come to find out It's a whole hardcover and everything like it's it's traditionally published And I felt bad so I bought it. Um And this one kind of also it's got a Stephen King blur It's got a Stephen King blurb on it y'all If John Irving ever wrote a horn novel It It would be something like this. I loved it. Oh, wow. It's got one of those uh, y a Descriptions, you know how they only put like three words on a y a description enticing action adventure buccas, you know all right Noah Turner sees month, but I'm going to tell you why I bought it and just other than me feeling bad There's another reason why I bought it Noah Turner sees monsters that Timmy Turner's cousin Anyways, his father saw them and built a shrine to them with the wandering dark An Immersive horror experience that the whole family operates his practical mother has caught glimpses of terrors But refuses to believe too focused on keeping the family from falling apart His brilliant older sister Eunice can't exercise them from her mind No matter how many versions of the story she commits to paper And his eldest sister the dramatic and vulnerable Sydney Won't admit to seeing anything but the beckoning glow of the spotlight Until it swallows her up Noah Turner sees monsters, but unlike but unlike his family Noah chooses to let them in now now buccas buccas I saw that cover in Barnes and Noble. Yeah, I mean he's obviously a published author He's got a Stephen King blurb and who else we got Stephen King Carmen, uh, maria machado CJ Tudor Jennifer McMahon and Ellen Datlow Two of these people have me blocked on Anyways, here's the reason I really bought it Here's the reason I finally decided to pull the trigger. So I go over to amazon And I read the look inside and y'all Yeah, Ellen Datlow is the one who's got me well is one of the ones who's who's got me blocked. Um, I've never Never so much to say a word to that woman. Um In any context context, what is the story there? I don't know. I'm just blocked Like and it's funny because she showed off my review for orm shadow because she was the editor on that book And I went over to check I went over to say thanks for the you know, my friend tracy sent me a screenshot Well, I sent me the link and I went over to click I clicked on it and went over there and only to find out she has me blocked But she was literally sharing my review of one of the books that she edited and She didn't at me because she had me blocked. I was like, what the f- I'm good enough to review your books But I ain't good enough to like at least not be blocked Let your boy just hang out. Shit anyways, um All triangles even the but this is the reason why I bought the book for real for real The reason why I went over and took a look at at the look inside I read the first line and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna buy that I started collecting my older sister unice's suicide notes when I was seven years old That's all it took for me to buy the book Where does that go? Where the fuck does that go? How can you be so obtuse? So obtuse what's up chad? How you during? Maybe thanks. You are a scary dude. Best avoided. Maybe I mean a lot of people that's it's unfortunate that so many people find me What's it called? Not aggressive. I don't know. There's a word for it. Uh I'm I'm standoff not standoffish There's some there's a word for what I want and I can't think I can't think about it I know I'm a teddy bear, but you know me Intimidating that's the word intimidate I get that a lot So I'm just here for the tennis books. Well, you missed them all I got nine tennis books this time chad brash Well brash, I mean maybe but I the word I was looking for was intimidating It was not everywhere yet. It's net nettles knows because I've said this before To her and she's like whatever now mind you nettles used to call me a curmudgeonly old goat So I'm never gonna let her live that down ever Not ever ever but she was right though. She was right She was right. I need some I need some I need some drank I need some drink y'all got about three more minutes with me Oh, I know Derek. You were just trying to fill in the blank. I know Yeah, you meant it too. Yeah, because I was That's all that ever takes me Anyway, so those are the books that I got Uh, I don't know if I'm gonna read any of these anytime soon, but I uh, I engaged in capitalism And I got something out of it consumerism for the winds now before I go I want to tell y'all Um, you remember in the last stream when I was talking about how A booktube was a cult Specifically here to sell you books. You remember me saying that Just type. Yeah down there in the comments. I mean if if you remember that That's how I picked you man. Who doesn't like a curmudgeon? Okay, so so just I want you guys to do something Just I this is this is a homework assignment for you All I want you to do is go to youtube search And type in and some of you a lot of you have probably Already already know about this Just type in booktube drama who The amount of hits that you get The amount of people talking about people that I've never heard of Many of my friends haven't heard of I just want you to see just how lucrative it is in the booktube community to start shit Now this is coming from someone who was a curmudgeonly old goat Because it sold books. Okay. Um people like controversy People love controversy And especially if you're shitting all over their favorite books They love to go out and buy the books to support those authors And while I never lied in the review I was Much I was far more vocal about the books that I didn't like because I knew that it would bring me viewers and readers and so on and so forth So I never lied about disliking a book, but I did use it to my advantage But what I want you to see I want you to go over there and I want you this your homework Is it we'll talk about the next time I stream and I don't want it I don't want to hear from you guys I want you guys to go over there And I want you to watch like maybe if you can bring yourself to because oh my god, the cringe is real I want you to watch a couple of them and I want you to pay specific attention to how fucking petty These people are no matter who they are how fucking petty They are To the point where there were There were two that I watched and it was a it was a an original video and a response video The original video was talking about someone the response video was the topic of that first person's video Literally no There was nothing there to be arguing about absolutely nothing um, and it was all a matter of Someone liking a book and someone else not liking a book and neither one of them neither one of them Were in each other's comments. They just happened to find each other's videos and it was all about They couldn't have read the same book because the book was so bad anyways or this book was so good They couldn't have read the same book. So anyways, uh, when I placed my book order today I did a search for miso soup. They didn't have it. Oh Damn it. That's a good book into miso soup. I read umerakami Oh, it's so good. So good I should send you my copies. It's doing another McElnecting dust up on my fucking shelf um, I used to binge Beauty youtube drama, but this is even like that some of those people got real fucking issues. These people are just Vapid, I mean just empty soulless individuals. I was shocked At how petty These people are and I I keep using that word, but that's exactly what that's that's exactly how that's the perfect word for it There's no other book. There's no other word for it I think I'll just do extra book report instead. I don't like I just want you guys to okay Then don't watch any of the videos But I want you to like scroll down it goes on forever And there's one face in particular that pops up the most And I was like, yeah I remember your videos um Oh, yeah, they say rappers start fake beef too. It When when there's like no reason to be upset Like there's absolutely no reason to be now They might be this petty but I was like, I'm not even gonna get I watched two and then I realized wait. I'm giving them exactly what they want I'm giving them views and I ran off so um That's a rabbit hole. I don't want to go down Just then just then just google it not google it but search it on youtube and just scroll Just scroll some of even some of the Even Even some of the thumbnails are petty It's so good I just scrolled down what exactly it just keeps going doesn't it it's just there's so much It's like do y'all ever have time to talk about books? On my booktube channels, they remember authors who do that petty stuff and they don't like it It's hey, it's whatever I just see the same recycled conversations diversity in books is audio books reading. Yeah that's but Is audio but come on is audio books reading Kind of what I'm talking about not not the the diversity one There's a whole other real problem in book two Where with discrimination Like there's a real problem there So don't pay any attention to the diversity ones but the the ones that I wish I could I don't want to stir up any Shit because these people got like hundreds of thousands and that's why they have hundreds of thousands of subs Is because they they play in the drama Oh, yeah, Elizabeth reads slow and uses too many adverbs boom roasted I'll add your verb Just finished my assignment a lot of people just saying they're leaving but yeah, that's yeah, that's another one. Um But it's probably probably because I have it like a different search Like I just thought about this the algorithm might treat y'all differently than it treats me So Saw ones that I know. Oh, but yeah, I'm telling you I'm telling you it's uh Yeah, anytime anytime you're wondering about a a group of people like a a fandom Always look for drama always look for drama and see who see who's playing the game I hate any creator That made a video entitled how to show and not tell like shut up Yeah Uh, there is the conversations just repeat the same things every so many months and it's been years of it. Exactly That's exactly my point If you're brave meeting in the middle of town, I mean if you fill in frog we manually jump Ribbit But I don't want to know one of my favorites is a douche. I understand I understand kind of like when I found out jonathan fransen was a complete nutter asshole, but he's not dangerous, you know, he's not like A kitty diddler. He's not a murderer. He's not a He's he's not like that. He's just an asshole. So I will still to some extent Support an author that's an asshole as long as his books are good But yeah, if it gets too far, I will I will stop, you know, but uh fransen jonathan fransen I got all of his books up here, but they're hidden because I don't want any drama It's like a the book haul that I did on or no, that's coming up On monday I had to cut out like five minutes of me going on a rant about juno Diaz Five minutes. I realized what I was doing. I had to stop and delete it all I need a video idea for tuesday. I don't know what the hell i'm gonna put up I don't want to put up another king video because I kind of like the schedule that I have monday and tuesday Who There's an owl in here Did y'all know there's an owl in here top 10 tuesdays? No No, we're not bringing back those lists those lists were a pain in the ass to make And I got some of the most vile comments on there because that series There's one of the biggest mistakes I ever made boy was it popular, but it brought in the wrong crowd, man Best five best fog moments Uh If one of my favorite creators is a jerk it doesn't surprise me now There is something to say about People being antisocial like most writers most creative people are antisocial to some extent because they spend so much time alone um And I keep hearing how much of an oddity I am but uh You know to to write and create as much as I do and still have a personality That's one that gets me. I can't believe you actually have you know a personality. I'm like, yeah, I got a fucking personality What the fuck are you talking about? How are you going to be surprised someone has a personality? tennis tips Fuck off sealy. God damn it This is why I can't be a booktuber. There are some books authors that just Frustrate me and that would be no good. I'm still mad about books. I read in high school Honestly me too Take it easy tuesday Just shooting the breeze about anything that's on your mind Not a bad fucking idea brad You read books and I damn it manly the booktube drum is a large part of why i'm at a booktube now Yeah, not the only reason but one factor, but I saw a lot of people remember I told you last time all the people that left um during coppa and all that Um, I saw several people that I used to watch and they all had goodbye videos And I was like, uh, well red beard almost quit at one point in time too because you just get you just you get tired you get fed up with the near constant Disagreeable nature of the internet and it's it's not It's not even that people mean to be ugly and there are some people who do mean to be ugly But I mean you get like random as comments Have you ever thought about losing weight, honey? I'm so worried about you I don't lost a hundred pounds the fuck are you talking about shut up Shut up. None of you goddamn business. You don't know me. I don't know you stop worrying about my lifestyle Or you get things like, um, I lost respect for you as soon as you open your mouth What the fuck does that even mean? Like you get when you're inundated when you reach any level of success You get inundated with idiots With just just random fucking people come come across your channel or your Your tweets or whatever it may be and either make a mountain out of a molehill Or just like vomit all over your space and then disappear They're never going to come back to read your response As some of them do like the trolls especially do but these random ass people who come in and say stuff like that They they make their comment They leave and they never think about you again And then you you're sitting there and you're you're stuck in it. You're like wait a second Yes, I have made thousands of people happy Maybe tens of thousands of people happy with my content whether it be books whether it be videos whatever it may be Why is this one person getting to me? Maybe i'm burned out and that's when you decide Why put yourself through it anymore, right? So especially nowadays when I go down to the comments section if I don't see you guys I don't read the comment. I just keep on in trucking I have no filters so booktube wouldn't be a good idea for me. I understand that um I love that salinger is mean I just don't like creature. I got you. I saw you struggle with the back of a shampoo bottle last night Damn manly. I'm pretty sure you're projecting I love you too. I really do I'm still pissed about how different jaws was when I read it in fourth grade That was oh the rape fantasy. Oh That's a spicy meatball Just do a stream of consciousness exploration of bow huntley. No no more bow huntley That some of y'all don't know this but bow's name is actually you want to talk about pretentious I didn't even get into it during the stream or in the stream highlight But his but his name is actually spelled like this Like she went all in on the pretension Yeah, so my name is bow huntley b-o-w-e Just to be fucking difficult That's a little gentle say qua don't you link? Send me your trolls. E. It's what I live for. I don't even see him anymore manly Either either they just finally left me alone or you know, they don't have time to keep up with daily videos Yeah, awful people want everyone else to feel awful as they do. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm vomiting all over your space. That sounds good We can build a dam and trap the troll guys. It's okay Ever since I came back. It's been nothing but fucking rainbows and sunshine I don't know why but nothing but every now and again I get a stupid comment But usually it's because they disagree with me about a Stephen King book Um, but that those that that's fine. Um, but I'm actually haven't seen any trolls chat's been fucking awesome lately I'm jinxing myself aren't I? I am jinxing myself All your favorite youtubers have quit this year except you and a few others Well, I'm glad I came back because I was about done with it all Had it not been for the strike. I'd have been gone y'all at eventually by the end of the year I'd have been gone I thought you were going to say it's actually short for bow regard and I was gonna say of course it is Cool name bro Absent makes the heart bro. I guess so yeah, because I took so much time off Noxon would thank you. Thank you stupid comments. I got those. Hey, I love your comments knock on wood Oh, I'm sorry There you go. Oh, I need to go. I need to go Oh I told him at the latest 8 30. So I really gotta go I got a comment on my latest video of some guy telling me That I have the worst voiced ever. I should just give up on life. Nobody loves me Uh, he was not having a good day Someone probably told him that that day and he's like, I'm gonna project the fuck out of this Like a pastor calling a drag queen a groomer Saturday game nights One of my favorite thing on youtube Gave us something to look forward to even if jacob spanked me mostly they're coming back Like I told everybody on the discord once I get a month ahead. I'm almost there. I got the only problem with getting ahead is Every single day a new video comes out So that takes one off So I have to do two to catch up from that day and if I take a day off I got to do, you know, three and that kind of thing So I am currently 28 days ahead once I get to 30 days We're gonna restart game nights and I'm gonna go I'm gonna do one to two videos a day and that's it I've been doing two to three sometimes upwards of four I guess I'm glad there's a writer strike then Yeah, I mean, yeah, if you like me that much, yes Give me an 80s training montage real quick I know lazy because if you didn't you wouldn't be here as much as you are and I appreciate you I'm only problem with getting ahead Oh, I think mainly just serial killer We went two different directions. We did. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I knew I couldn't I couldn't let it pass. I don't know why my brain said Anyways, let me go get for the people who missed it I love you too, terry Uh, for the people who missed let me go get the the french version of it real quick Let's show that off one more time and then I'll head out I bet you this chair smells like a trigger warning. Whoo look All right, all right for those of you who didn't catch it The french version of it in three different books This is book one with george And I've had any wise he should be down in the sewer, but I kind of like him all out here And I honestly think that's accurate to the description in the book The next one It's him going out on the friday night getting butt booty naked No bones about that caught is a wheel. I think that's pronounced I think that little doohickey on the c makes an s sound, but I could be wrong That is book two And then we have spoilers for the end of it y'all spider Eddie getting his arm ripped off Big d or no, I'm kidding I'm thinking that's bill. That's bev, of course Pennywise up here and then the final Oh, it might be pronounced sigh Thank you, sigh Did zoop leave? I think zoop left anyways zoop, I appreciate you Love you, bro All right, phyllis Yes, it's 500. It's 500 pages each too Thank you. E thanks e what thanks for just being here Sa I I think you're right, elizabeth. I'm pretty sure you're right seba se lobby Se lobby se lobby trash No, anyways, I got to go. I got to go play a game with my kid so Me too. It's been a long time Sa va tres bien It's pronounced luke Look at you I French to phone Lord Jesus. All right. Let me not leave this money out here. I need to go put this in the bank Pay my water bill Anyways, and I ain't even joking Uh, y'all have a good night. Thanks for joining me. It'll probably be a while probably Another week or more until I stream again Uh, and it'll probably be the return of game nights when I do. Okay, so Love y'all. I'm too tired to even go through your names, but you know each and every one of you that come to these things I appreciate you Uh, but until next time