 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Yep, shawlam ain't a guy I'm Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots and if you don't listen to this podcast you're not black Um if you not if you don't listen to this podcast you're not black wait wait did I get it right? No, if you listen if you have trouble deciding between this podcast and another podcast You're black What have trouble deciding? Like I don't know I just want black people to listen to it and white people and Latinos and Asian people Whoever helps decide they want to listen to podcast out for the Latinos bro. Look at that You're you're you're all welcome. It's Taylor actually in the studio with you How can I surprise that you don't even have a wide angle on I can see half of her When I say she's gained a few That freshman 15 during quarantine is real Yo Taylor gang we got you she's in the building guys. I know how much you guys miss everybody's week, man What did what did we see this week that we thought was a positively brilliant our fucking idiotic? Well, I I have to commend you. I thought your interview with Joe Biden was Positively, but I think we all know what was idiotic. So maybe we start with positively brilliant. Okay. I thought the interview with you and Biden was was absolutely It was brilliant. It was just great. You were in your bag. You were doing your thing and That sound bite. I mean really resonated You know when like when my parents that are seven in their 70s are texting me about an Interview that you had I know that it's hitting all generations got you and So the platforms though, it's the platforms that like Redistribute that kind of content. That's all it is like literally like literally in anything that we do It's just all about you know, where people see content, right? But the content has to be Exceptional enough that they'll want to share it or it has to be provocative enough It has to have something that's grab people's attention. It's got to be news Right, you know, that's that was news like that's one of those stories that it made news It wasn't just a viral sensation. It was Literally headline news for it was on the front page of the New York Post Okay, so how do you feel about the interview and how do you feel about the reaction to the line? Um, I knew it. I mean I knew what the reaction to the line was gonna be I I knew that I knew I mean you I like I pre-tape that the week the day before So it's like I've been doing this for a long time You know, you know when you got something You just don't know you just don't know how big it's gonna be like come on man We're supposed to sit here and lie to y'all, you know when you sitting on that gold You know, you know when you sitting on that platinum, okay? And then you then you you put a couple of feelers out there, you know, you send it to a few of the homies just to be like, bro This is just like watch tomorrow No matter fact, I don't say nothing. I just sit at the people and then I get their reaction and I'm like I mean it's interesting the reason it's interesting for me because I can look at it from a bunch of different ways like I'm a person who respects honesty. Okay, so I don't if your honesty is potentially dangerous All right, if your honesty is You know Loving and caring. All right. Mm-hmm if your honesty is self-deprecating and Revealing a transparent cool. I just respect honesty, right? He said what was honestly on his mind, right? I don't know what to tell y'all, you know saying like, you know, I saw people You know, his team was spinning it as a joke I saw him on CNN yesterday. He was on Dana Basch's show. Taylor. You can play this clip Even though Taylor never played the clips when we tell her to play the clip From what I read from what I read on SoundCloud Somebody actually said is Taylor ever gonna play a clip when they tell her to play I've always wondered that cuz Al edits the video. So I'm like when the fuck is Al getting these clips? We're doing Really got the best job in the business, huh? Risking Corona for it now for no reason we're the risk Yeah We don't know where Taylor's been you probably came to New Jersey last night. You might have been in Camden You might have been in Jersey while in out I'm gonna ask you about the remark you made last week on the breakfast club You said if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump You ain't black. Well, first of all You know, I it was a mistake number one and I was smiling when he asked me the question I was you know, I shouldn't have been such a wise guy with him. He was being a wise guy and I responded kind I shouldn't have done that. It was a mistake Yeah, I saw I saw him on Dana Basch though and he said he was being a wise guy No, you he said you were being a wise guy He said he was being a wise guy because I was being a wise guy, right? That's what he said. But did you feel like you said something wise before it? I don't remember any joke before it. Come on, man Yeah, yeah, listen y'all been listening to Charlemagne for a long time Yeah, if you just want to talk about breakfast club, you've been listening to me for 10 years y'all know when I'm being a wise guy Okay, whatever the fuck that is. What is this good fellas? Like God damn it. Does Joe Biden always have to remind us how Holy is Jesus Christ, man When I saw the thing with Dana Basch do I laugh because I was just like, you know, that's that's That's classic like he's the vice president former vice president Joe Biden. He's old White powerful You have that level of power that level of privilege that level of entitlement and you've had it for so long Everything is everybody else's fault Everything is everybody else's fault, you know say of course he would blame that on me being a wise guy You know what I'm saying because he's not gonna take, you know, he's not gonna take any any any Responsibility or accountability for what came out of his mouth, right politicians do come on guys man What are we talking about here? Are we surprised by that, you know, right? Now I had to I had to look up the definition of wise guy. And what did it say? It said, um It said Smartass Yeah It was uh, what was it? Hold on did I write it down? Let me see if I wrote it down All right. Well, why you look that up, um Oh, yeah So a person who speaks and behaves as if they know more than others are a member of the mafia So I don't see how any of those definitions factor into the conversation. We would happen But right But but whatever if you if you take a old powerful Privileged white politician is going to ever take full responsibility for his fuck-ups Then you don't understand how the power of the privilege our politics works Now do you think that he was being That he was trying to joke around Do you think like in his core? He was trying to like joke around He felt maybe comfortable enough with you that he could Say that as a joke if it was behind closed doors. Do you think maybe he would have said the same thing? I think joe biden is is around a lot of black people who have that same sentiment Who have that same what sentiment? Right, like I have that same sentiment. They look at not necessarily conservatives per se, but specifically trump supporters Right, they look at, you know, they look at black trump supporters And you know, you can see how donald trump, you know has marginalized a lot of different communities How he's oppressed a lot of different communities. So, you know, they question You know somebody's blackness In regards to voting for donald trump because you know that that's the thing like like what is blackness, right blackness is something based off um You know culture Right and and and if you're black you're supposed to protect that culture at all times, right? so if you're you know Supporting something or someone that may not be supporting the culture Then you can be looked at as anti-black like i've seen i've seen that anti-black sentiment With with trump supporters, right? That's not it. That's not a new thing. So I think I really do think joe is around I mean vice president biden is around a lot of different people um Who probably Say that so often Oh, he probably asked the question. He probably does ask like why would a black person ever vote for donald trump? He probably asked that question in his in his policy meetings And when he's meeting with you know, the n double acp and other black organizations and they probably Share that same feeling with him, right? Oh, he probably was repeating one of the talking points. He's heard from his, you know Circle, but some things must remain in the circle Right, you know Yeah Some things must remain in the circle, but I see people that agree with what he said So that's the other black people that agree with what he said Yeah, the other thing that I would say is like, all right, so I saw him say it and I'm like, oh, wow This is going to be fucking massive Uh, and then I kind of sat back and I was like wait a minute Is what he's saying any different than the sentiment that We've seen on twitter That we've seen towards guys like kanye west and other black people who have you know, worn the maga hat It kind of seems like I bet even a lot of our friends have probably tweeted things that are similar to If you vote republican, you're a sell-out or if you don't vote democrat, you're a sell-out So in a lot of ways he's getting roasted for really supporting the sentiment of a lot of the people who are roasting him Yeah, I mean that was the most interesting thing about it when you look right It's very interesting to see that an old white man also looks at black people in that way You know what I'm saying like the question of the question of what makes someone black You know, that's that's really a discussion for black people to have but you know And white people aren't qualified to have that discussion But like I said people do connect blackness to support and protection of black culture So, you know when you see a black person for voting for voting for trump And you know trump is a threat to margin a lot of people in this country It makes you question how much that person, you know cares about his people So to see that through the lens of a white person to kind of reinforce something that I always thought And it's that white people don't respect sell-outs White people don't respect uncle tom's Interesting white people may fear radicals And they may not want radicals to say the things that they're saying because it upsets the status quo Right, right, but I don't think they truly care about people Who seem to not care about their own people because how could I ever trust you? How could I ever trust you if you love me more than you love your own people? Right, I guess that's what I kind of got now when I heard the Biden thing You're reinforced something or something I already thought and it's just white people don't like white people don't like coonin White people don't like uncle tom white people don't like sell-outs. I don't think anybody likes a sell-out, right? um I mean that goes back to judas You know boom, so it's like Yo, let's even more recent times. Look at the trump administration Yeah, Trump didn't like those people that would turn and code on him 100% 100% like those people that was snitching on him You didn't like those people that was selling him out like right I think I think if I were to make a devil's advocate argument for black people that are grab white devil's advocate If I was gonna make a white devil's advocate, is there any other type of devil? Yeah So uh No, uh for black people who have like uh kind of embraced the republican of republican politics I would say maybe they see Uh a quicker path to progress for black people through conservative Values, so that's what I I agree with you, but but I don't like to mix the two I think it's a big difference between conservative traditional republican values and what we're seeing now in age trump That's fair and you understand that nuance. I know a lot of people I think a lot of people don't right. I think they just kind of you know equate the two and To be fair you could put some blame on that for the republican party. That's been so supportive Of the trump administration right because once you go this is what a republican is Well, then that's how you can treat someone right if those are the values of republican But I do think there's a lot of black people out there that they lean conservative on a lot of their values, especially if you're like a religious Black person, maybe you've immigrated to america from a country where these like Religious values and like societal values are way similar and way more in line With conservative values than liberal values. So you're like, wait a minute. I kind of I kind of agree with everything that these conservatives are talking about yet I'm not supposed to be conservative because I'm black But then you start going. Well, maybe this is the way that we can progress. We could try something different I understand how a black person could get there A lot of the black conservative friends that I have who have been black conservatives for a long time long before they were You know, uh, there was a donald trump. That's what they all say, right? You know, they all they all feel like, you know, um conservative values align more with You know the things that they want to do and they feel like they want to be a part Of the conservative system just to see if they can, you know, help progress in the black community Right, like so, you know, I can't be mad at them for that. Um I don't like questioning anybody's blackness based off How they talk how they walk with their Political views may be, you know, what their religion may be because at the end of the day nobody Sees any of that when you're just out and about if you're walking down the street If a racist or a white supremacist sees your black skin That is what that person is focusing on. You don't give a fuck if you're a republican He don't give a fuck if you a goddamn birdwatcher Birdwatcher Jewish Like he doesn't care. He sees a black person So when you say things like a person isn't black because they do x y and z that No, that's very dangerous because yeah, you know, I don't know. I don't know what, uh You know, the brother who got killed in many inapolis. I don't know what his Political affiliation was. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't I don't know You know, I don't know what anybody's Political affiliation is our religion is neither do these police officers They don't give a shit. I think that's a great point, man It's like you're still going to get treated a certain way because of the color of your skin regardless of your politics So removing someone's blackness when they still got to go through black shit all the time is super unfair Mm-hmm Even if that person doesn't think so meaning Even if that person who is black doesn't think they will be treated unfairly because of the color of their skin We know that that person is trippin and he just ain't met the right white person yet You just ain't met the right white person to remind you that you are indeed still nigga so In a way the red trump hat is good It's a calling card Keep going There's a calling card in a way the good the red trump hat is good better rep your set You know i'm saying that might protect you from uh You know some unnecessary harassment at the hands of police officers, uh, our white supremacists Yo, what a low key what a what a man with a mod arbery Have gotten harassed if he was jogging with a maga hat on i don't know bro low key I think you might be right the safest way that a black man can dress Is wearing a maga hat maybe you could sag your pants You could wear whatever the fuck you want nobody could say shit if you got a maga hat Maybe it's quite possible that might Ease people's that is more that is is that provide more safety than a bulletproof vest Bulletproof vest signals war you run through a goddamn white neighborhood with a bulletproof vest on right now It'll be worldwide goddamn three, but if you run through it With a maga hat you get a lot of head nods and I see you maga hat. No, man. The sales got that joke. He's like i see you purple dress. I see you maga hat Who knows man, I just don't like um, I don't like question is somebody's blackness. I don't like You know diminishing somebody's blackness based off who they choose to vote for or you know It's just it's just weird. It's just a weird thing to do. Yeah It is a weird thing. You guys have a unique relationship with your skin color I mean America has made it that way though, right? Yeah, no, of course it's made it that way But it is incredibly unique where it's like you are defined by your skin color Not by your culture because many of you are not familiar with the culture where you come from And it's this one unifying thing is like this The one thing that you can all agree on is the mistreatment that you go through because of your skin color It's fucked. Yeah, but you know, it's dangerous for generalizations though, man Because like, you know, I wrote about this in black privilege. I talk about how You know, when I meet New white people, I don't know whether they friend or foe You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, you know, sometimes You got to disarm me By being a scream and walking up to me and saying, hey, I am not a white devil Now here's the thing we try to do that and we try to do it by saying, hey, did you see black ash last night? And then you get upset. No, no What's the best way because that feels like pandering and it feels like, um It feels disingenuous. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like like like Approach me if you're a real ally Say yo, I am not a white devil. No, bro. I can't I can't support that I get it a lot I get it a lot. I get white people walk up to me in the street I honestly But I asked them to do that in my book. I asked them to do that to me to for me to make me feel comfortable By the way, if there was a signal if there was a black signal, right That I could use when I walk into a space Yeah To let people know. Hey man, I come in peace like an alien. Take me to your leader. Yeah, you know what I'm saying I would do it. It's called a mega hat do it No, it ain't just a mega hat But you know what though what you said that's very true though black people have to do things like that Like it's certain things like me and wax have gotten all elevators, right with one white woman True story Sometimes I'll wait for the next elevator And if I get on and there's no choice I go out of my way to make That white woman comfortable. I do that with all women period. You know what I'm saying? Yeah But in particular that white woman Yeah, right And I I just do like, you know, there's a certain thing is there's certain ways that you move in order to make People around you comfortable. I think that's an experience that black people have That a lot of other races don't have I think that's especially as a black man That's something that we have to do That I think other races may not have to do I mean, I've had to do it, you know If I'm hanging around a lot of black people in the neighborhood, I'm not usually at I have to convince them Then I'm not an undercover or true something like that. So I'll go on. What do you do? Would you mind passing the joint? I'll do like a a toke of that reefer, huh guys? Yeah, you you sound like a fucking undercover cop. You sound like goddamn hoit from train today I smell a fucking pig Who's man is this? What if it's all dated references too? It's like while we're out here. Should we play some hopscotch? That seems like a fun game to play, huh? Hey, hey, is that the block where they sell the narcotics? Hey, why don't we open up one of these fire hydrants and have a little ghetto pool See that's exactly how you know the FBI is in your neighborhood. The FBI has infiltrated you, okay? Sorry, you don't think that's um frustrating now that you feel like you have to make someone pacify situation Of course is fucking frustrating. That's what america is about america is about frustration What what what's up with us, man? We got to stop acting like we don't know what america is It's all frustrating. Everybody in america is frustrated white black asian jewish j Transgenders poor rich. Everybody has some level of frustration. There would be no america without frustration Yes, it's a frustrating country. It's too much freedom for it not to be frustrating I would say that it is frustrating But the things we're frustrated over are different than at many other places in the world like like here in america We're frustrated over the idea of you know, civil rights and the idea of the you know The freedom to do as we want and act as we please and then in other countries. They're frustrated over Water They're like, where's the water and not having freedom Actually i have a precedent marginalized being under dictatorships, but that's what i mean freedom is frustrating Yes, yeah, because when you have freedom you realize there's more shit you want when you don't have freedom You're like, all right. Well, I guess this is what it is. I'm gonna tell you what's even more frustrating go illusion of freedom Okay, because there's certain things we see in america that we know should not be happening based On right this country tells us Yes, you know what i'm saying? Yes, but that's even more frustrating when you're looking at this thing called the constitution At one point, you know black people were labeled as three-fifths of a human in it and That you're you're being treated as such in the 21st century. Hmm That's frustrating. Yeah a hundred percent That's and by the way, it's that just It's frustrating for black people because we have to experience it because we go through it It keeps happening in us over and over I can also say that it's frustrating for white folks because I you know contrary to popular belief I have a lot of white friends and they're frustrated because they don't know what to fucking do They really don't like they don't know what to do. They don't know how to make this shit stop You know i'm saying they don't know how to use their privilege to combat prejudice Like they want to make a change because they know that they have the privilege They know that they have the power they know that they're in these positions to Possibly bring about change and they absolutely have no idea what to do Like it's crazy to me when I have white friends who Sid me things that they want to post on social media Because they want me to read it because they don't want it to seem like they're pandering or they don't want it to seem fluffy Or they don't want to say, you know the wrong thing and get backlash for it. Yo, fuck all that I don't know why we haven't learned that in 2020 Moving politically in any way shape or form is over Speak your truth speak truth to power worry about your intention If your intention truly is As a white person to use your privilege to combat prejudice and you truly are frustrated over what you're seeing let the spirit move you Say what the fuck you need to say do what it is you need to do everybody has to stop with the whole Oh, if I say this I don't want to upset this person I don't want to you know have the twitter mob on me. Uh, yada yada yada Fuck all that speak truth to power. That's it. Right is right. Wrong is wrong. Call it. What the fuck it is like somebody got mad at me last night because um Donald trump was celebrating the fact that 20 percent of the Atlantic Got laid off right And I said I respect that And he they said why do you respect that and I said because I respect the consistency of him Always riding against his goddamn enemies The fact that people don't like him And when something bad happens to those people He says it he calls it the fuck out right then and there Right, I don't have a problem with that. You know why because he's not being a politician. He's not being political He's just speaking from the fucking gut speaking from the heart. Why the fuck are we afraid to do the same? People don't want to pay the cost. There's a cost There's a cost of the truth. I'll eat it all day. Yeah, you might but A lot of people don't want to pay that cost because it's expensive, man It's really expensive You know, yeah, because I think I think the most important thing to most people Is being liked or accepted. I think that is a within our human instincts I like that's how you you know at at some point on like an evolutionary scale That's how you survive if you're the outlier in your crew and your tribe or whatever it is Usually they just killed you back in the day. So I think we have this huge fear Right of not fitting in I mean they do all those experiments where they have five people in an elevator and four of them turn in another direction And then the fifth person just turns in the other direction because they're like, hey, I want to fit in too Right. We want to fit in it's baked into our dna So the fact that you could say something that would make people in your peer group Ostracize you in any way. I think that fucking terrifies people I think they see that I think they see the courage In the people that are able to do it because they know that they're fearful of doing it themselves They don't want to pay the cost man. I agree with you. I just like consistency, you know, I'm saying and I like um I like people who can be objective because I I I pride myself on At least trying to be able to see things from all sides. So if donald trump is is celebrating that 20 of A 20 the lannick laid off 20 of its employees and this magazine has always said negative things about him. Yep Can't you understand why he would be happy? We did a whole we did a whole video this last week Comedy central laid off like all their execs and we did a whole video just celebrating it dancing on their graves It was great. Why why why for you why because comedy central is fronting on you They fronted on me They like went so far as to like purposely try to block me out of shows You know, it was it was really fucked up and it was those executives now Comedy central is just an entity whoever runs it is really responsible But right now nobody knows those exec names. So I just give that the name and hell Yeah, we're gonna dance on the graves of our enemies. Fuck you and fuck you always. That's what it is We applaud as we should when four police officers get fired from that police department in minneapolis You know, I'm saying many apples. What the fuck am I saying? Minneapolis am I saying mini apples? It's what you just said it wrong. No, it's minneapolis. You're saying minneapolis mini minneapolis It's minneapolis minneapolis The home of prince, right? Yes, but we celebrate when those officers get fired We celebrate when armor also got fired by donald trump, right? So it's like when you don't like somebody and somebody has been coming at you and You know, they get laid off or whatever it is. Of course donald trump is going to celebrate that But here's the thing. Fuck all that. I respect The consistency and I respect the honesty of it all He's not playing politics. All of us are too busy playing politics Democrats and liberals are still too busy playing politics The language of politics are dead the actions of politics are dead the actions of politics are dead You can't sit here and tell me that this is the most dangerous time in america And this is the most dangerous election coming up in november and you're not acting like it Yeah, acting like it's a clear and present danger. You think it's possible that This is the new politics What do you mean? Like you're saying that the democrats are not are not are are playing politics and the donald trump isn't playing politics, but I think trump Has kind of moved I don't even know if I would call it forward, but he's moved Politics in a different direction and now this is the new politics and democrats are in the past Yes, he's bullwhiping this whole shit, man. That's why I keep One of my favorite movies of all time is bull worth side note Politically brilliant don cheeto, bro I just realized don cheeto is in three of my favorite movies of all time Avengers in game. Uh-huh. I I I will argue that from the time the Incredible Hulk Snaps with the infinity gauntlet on to the time tony stark snaps with the infinity gauntlet on that might be the the best Cinema ever made, bro I'm talking about is that I'm just talking that that part of that movie the whole movie is great But that part of that movie from when the Hulk snaps the one tony stark snaps might be some of the greatest At least action gotta be the greatest action. I've ever seen snap Have I can push the gauntlet on to bring everybody back? Because he's the only person that can do it because of the gamma rays that exist within his body Oh Shit from that point to when tony stark snaps Might be the greatest action sequences in a movie ever That's just a side note But don cheeto three movies that he's in my two three favorite three of my top five favorite movies avengers in game Bull worth and talk to me. I watched talk to me last night. I watched bull worth like a million times since we've been on quarantine Donald trump is bull worth in this whole shit Because he's speaking Truth to power Even if he's lying Even if he's lying because When he is honest, he's extremely honest and those honest moments come in come in the real bullshit that pisses everybody off Like retweeting things that are negative about stacey abrams or hillary clinton like people calling them names are Celebrating the fact that the Atlantic is you know laying off 20% of his people are making mockeries of handicapped folks Yo, yes, that shit is Immoral and it's disgusting and it's a president shouldn't behave like that. Nobody should behave like that But it's still Refreshingly honest. Oh my gosh. God damn president. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's refreshingly honest coming from a politician Liberals have to realize the language of politics are dead and they have to stop. They have to start bull worth in mother Now you think it's difficult for liberals to do that because their Code of conduct is based on morality And they have to keep intact this morality. So they're kind of handicapped by their own Belief system. It's like they can't fight. It's almost like they're engaging in a hand-to-hand combat But part of their religion is non-violence. So how does that go in that fight? I love it. I love that because you use the right word. I'm not telling them to be immoral I'm telling them to be honest Let trump do all that shit. Let trump do the immoral shit I just want you to be honest. I want you to speak truth to power I want you to say why Things are what do you want them to say that they're not saying? I feel like the only way you can combat trump is if you're as sensational as him And if they get sensational then they'll be canceling themselves like they already do well get sensational through actions So give me an example. That's why I keep calling. That's why I keep calling for Joe biden or just democrats in general to lean into blackness And you know, um, give me a little moment here But if you look at the way the world is right now, if you look at You know, the way corona virus is impacting black people, right? If you look at you know Whether it's the brianatella case where, you know, police officers running to the wrong house You know Accidentally shooting killed brianatella lock her boyfriend up because her boyfriend shot back even though all this charge is a drop Thank god for that. Oh, you look at what happened in Many many apple. What is it? It's all good doc. Yeah, you know, it's all good Princess we're princess. So if you saw what happened yesterday, right this week if i'm a democrat if i'm joe biden I am leaning into blackness in such a way and this is what i'm saying because it's all the truth I'm going to say that america Has failed black people Historically, I am going to say that the democrats have failed black people Historically, and I and you can do it all under the guise of corona virus and these these killings that are happening Whether it's by white supremacists are through police brutality and you say that I Want to right the wrongs of systemic racism. Yeah, we all know systemic racism existed We all know that it was a designed System that put black people in this position So why can't any politician but specifically a democrat because they get overwhelming support from black people Why can't a democrat stand up and say? We have to fix that it's a system that needs to be dismantled in america From do you think they're not saying that I feel like every single one of them is saying it No, if they are they're saying it in a way that the american public is not understanding I think they're saying it. They're just not any actions behind it and I think I haven't heard them say it shows You haven't heard democrats come out and say we got to stop police brutality. That's all they've been saying Yeah, but specifically listen to what i'm saying. Yeah specifically say They this this this is how you touch somebody's heart america has failed black people Democrats have failed black people The corona virus is impacting the black community because of all the underlying conditions that have that exist in the black community because of systemic racism We want to I want to right those wrongs. It is time for a new america We can't go back to what was anymore because what was wasn't working for everyone This system was designed to work for the people that it was designed by It's not working for everybody else Stand on that soapbox and really And you're right champion, you know call out the issues, but then put some specific action behind What you're saying and actually do something Like think about it. You know what? I'm gonna tell you something. Trump is going to do it I know this sounds crazy. I know it sounds crazy. I fuck I know this sounds crazy as fuck I have a feeling Trump is going to come with some type of economic justice plan I know black americas for black america. I think that he is going to Uh blame everything that's wrong with black people on democrats because he's already been doing it Like when he says things like, you know, uh 20 of the top uh 20 of the 20 of the worst countries in cities in america are ran by black By democrats not black people 20 of the worst cities in america are ran by democrats I think he's going to use this opportunity to shin on the democrats shin on president barack obama And finesse some of that african-american vote because he wants some of the black male vote and the black male Is up for grabs Um, it's not not not all of it. I know not all of it, but for the first time in my life I think you see black people being skeptical of what the democrat party Will do for them or can do for them. This is the first time i've seen any skepticism whatsoever Well, he's smart enough to know you're not getting sisters. You know, there are no black women That are that are going ever. I'm not gonna say ever vote for donald trump But they vote overwhelmingly democrat like 90% vote for hillary. They came out in 2016 uh some of the black Male vote. I think that he he believes he can finesse a little bit. You know what i'm saying Yeah, now the issue with hillary was the black male vote didn't come out in the same numbers I think the black female vote did That's that's part of do you think that part of that was because Black men don't cheat and in no way would they even want to be around another woman So they couldn't support hillary. Do you think that's probably what it was about? I want I want to I like what you're going with this and this is a good this is a good way to lead into another thing that um That's how faithful black men are bro Real talk. Well black black, uh Black we're calling for a black woman running mate, right? Right. I know people people say that and they think that's identity Politics, yes, right, but it's not identity politics You know i'm saying it's just simply looking at the fact that black women are A demo with one of the largest voter turnout And if you look at the midterms in 2018 like 55 of All eligible, you know black women voters voted Like that's like I saw the numbers and it's like six percentage points above the national turnout You're not impressive that is to get more than half of all A eligible voting block to come out and vote. Yeah 55 percent And then if you look in 2016 4.4 million voters who voted for obama in 2012 stayed home a third of them were black But also in 2016 more than 90 percent of black women voted for hillary hillary Clinton So she lost because democrats still think the white moderate voters Are the most valuable voter but she focused her energy on trying to get them in 2016 That's why she picked tim kane and what did 52 percent of those white women moderate voters go do Voter for trump. Mm. So when we're telling you to put a black woman as your running mate That's not identity politics. That's math now. I'm saying now. Let me ask you this question This is let's say we're we're working for the campaign. I would say to you I'd go Yo, black women voters are incredibly loyal They're gonna come out and vote for us no matter what So why would we put a black female candidate when we already know we're gonna get that vote? Charlemagne, why don't we put a black male candidate? Because maybe a black male candidate would be able to get the black men to come out and vote Just like the black women who are already gonna do it. Okay now You said it just now. You know what those sisters are gonna do Those sisters they're gonna make their sons Their grandsons their husbands their boyfriends their uncles They're gonna make all of them go out and vote. It's a party. Baby. Do you like going to a party where there's no women at? No So if all the black women are saying i'm going to vote for this guy Those black women gonna get on the phone. They're gonna make calls on the candidate's behalf Why didn't they do that for hillary though? Um I think that it's like they showed the same loyalty. They went out there. They fucking did it, but why didn't Why didn't they make those calls for hillary and also? I don't know. I don't know what the it's not their job It's not black women's job to get black men to vote right, but they were but they will though That's just what they that's what sisters do sisters. It's just like if you're See you dated a black woman before Did she not want you to do everything she was doing? I think charlomagne Does she not want you to do everything she was doing? I want to I want to let you know something That's a a woman thing in general. That's just all women said if my girl Could get me to wax my pussy. She would I just don't have a pussy exactly I watched my listen anything we do we do it together Oh, look, you know, I got my eyebrows darts because of black women I'm a whole fucking thug I used to be a whole thug and I got my eyebrows arched right on the tail end of my thugdom Yes, because two black women told me to do it shinaira and nina. I will never forget them. They weren't related to me, andrew I wasn't having any sexual relations with any of them. They were just two friends I used to work with at a telemarketing place and they gasped me up by using one of the alpha males of blackness Tupac and telling me he gets his goddamn So if you got a household full of black women a community full of black women And they telling you to go out and goddamn vote for this person That's gonna energize you to go vote especially when they doing in that church on sunday over a fucking fish dinner Yeah Yes, yes, you want black women you want a black woman running mate because you want those black women So you're saying voters to energize your black women are the motor of the black community And they will move a hundred million 1065 trillion percent. I'm with you on it. I trust you on it My one question would still be if we're in the campaign headquarters Why the fuck didn't it happen with hillary They don't what Oh, maybe that's it. Maybe black women don't want maybe black women don't want their their man going after A frumpy one I think I think hillary my Will he threaten them you think hillary threatened black women You think they're a little skeptical them big old sweater puppy She had hillary had some big bosoms at the end of her day, bro Somebody has to look at the numbers of black male voters for hillary. I don't know what oh my god Look at her bra size. I think it was them big bosoms dog Big bosoms look at taylor right now taylor's in her phone sucking her teeth. She's tight If they if they if she didn't have a large black male voter turned out It probably was because of the 94 crime bill and all of the stuff that was surrounding her with that So black there was skepticism from black males About her but you don't think that uh black males will have the same skepticism of a black woman You think that they'll like having another black woman. Do you think it's possible any black men are gonna go? Look, I already got one black woman. Tell me what to do. I don't need another one in office doing that shit, too Do you think that's possible? Do you think that is at all a possibility? I think one thing joe biden has going for him is um People really don't like trump that much And and and it's not like people are rushing out to vote for joe biden They a lot of them are rushing out because they just want to get trump out of the white house You know what i'm saying? So why not put put put something on your ticket? That's going to energize your ticket in a different way. I'll tell you something. I love that I love that I feel like democrats man after obama They should have went blacker browner Younger more diverse and gender like how the fuck did we get back here? Well, they did they tried And it just didn't resonate to the voter population, but it's not like they didn't try It's not like they didn't have they had kamala. She was up there and they were putting a lot of money behind her senator harris kamala Still might still she might she might be a good running mate I mean who else would it be if not kamala? I saw people saying yesterday on twitter They were saying um that charlamagne was a senator kamala harris surrogate And so he's just putting this pressure on joe biden To pick senator harris when that I've I've named numerous people that I think could be the black woman running mate You know, I think stacey abrams. I think you want stacey abrams. You know, I just how I want I'm just saying she's qualified like stacey abrams now dimmings of florida. She's a former police chief in orlando she's um I can't remember what position she holds in florida, but she's actually she actually said last week She's being vetted uh kisha lance bottoms and elana georgia the mayor of elana. Wait, what is her name? Kisha lance bottoms. That's fire fire for elana, right? Dog we need a vice president kisha. Oh, I'm not even thinking about the kisha. I don't think about the bottoms part That probably excited the hell out of the land bottoms Yo lance bottoms kind of fire or two. That's only a strip club, right? I'll meet you at lance bottoms Kisha lance bottoms got to be the vice president of america dog No, if the us if the elana census could do like if the elana census could do like a breakdown Of how many tops voted for kisha I bet you it was so many tops that came out and voted for kisha. Why because tops love bottoms Kisha lance bottoms, bro. Hold on. I gotta look this girl up Yo, kisha No, lana got a man named kisha, man Dude, and once again, it's it's not about identity politics with any of them Like I think all of them would be amazing. You know i'm saying I I I do input I do particularly likes into the kamala harris though because she has the political experience She's smart. She's tough and most importantly. She makes old white men nervous Jeff sessions said out of his own mouth after a senate hearing uh not He said out of his own mouth. She makes me nervous Why do you say that? Have you ever seen senator harris in a senate hearing? She's a beast or what pressure Pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure. I mean, I mean pressure. Oh, yes, exactly All of that she all that Jamaican comes out. You know, she should have popped up in that versus battle. Just leave one comment Kamala leave one comment You know what's that It's sad that She would do that but but she's afraid of being called a pandora Who is she pandering to herself? She's jamaican We do that to each other Because we think because she's a 50-something year old politician She's not supposed to have a mean he'll so she probably got a mean heel toe, bro We need to put some Mean heel toe rice and peas in the ox tail. Yeah, I always send it to harris like 52. Look it up Yo, you don't think you don't think Kamala Harris when that dance hall music comes on when that vibes cartel hits You think when the vibes hit she don't have she don't hit a mean thunderclap when the vibes hit, bro And if she did it people would be like she just learned that She's only doing it for the campaign. What the blood clot She's 55 She only she's 55 dog. She grew up in that and she went yo she grew up in that era She went to howard university. She was raised in oakland Yo, I remember the first time we ever interviewed senator harris. Hold on She was raised in oakland Raised in oakland. She went to howard university went to howard She dated she she dated montell jordan Montell williams whatever No, that's a big difference. Yeah, you're right Williams, I think is a republican ain't he no montell williams was like the longest running talk show host ever But he's 17 years I think I'm pretty sure he was conservative I'm just saying it's a big distance montell williams and this is how we do it Bro, but if he if she went to howard grew up in oakland and dated this is how we do it Oh, I can tell you never mind What you gotta say what you gotta say Don't hold back now Bro, don't hook keisha lanth bottoms wouldn't hold back. She spilled that tea. She was spilled that tea I You know, I'm just saying You gotta fight you wrestling with yourself because you know the content too juicy, bro You know the content too juicy dog. Oh, no, let me google. Let me google. Oh, you're trying to see the information's out there Yeah, I want to see it out there before I spill it Say what? No, that's just up there. I'm just saying dog What would keisha do all I'm saying is uh senator harris would be a good vp pic But like it's a lot of different black we need to see your personality bro. Can you let the personality shine? She has to let the personality shine. It's too buttoned up. We need to see the personality shine Do you remember when sarah palin came out of nowhere to be the most famous vice Presidential candidate in history off of pure personality didn't know anything at all. It was just pure personality Kamala Harris actually knows shit She actually has experience and if she got some personality to go with it You know what though? This goes back to skin color, right? Because When you are a black woman Who has had to You know maneuver the way she's had to maneuver in order to become what she's become, right? She's the second I think the first african-american senator ever in california like let's not act like the senate is not a boys club And uh in a good old boys club at that, you know what i'm saying? So when you have to maneuver, you know to get in those positions like yo, you You got to move a different way, you know, you got to do the dance a little bit You know, but it's all about what you do once you get there, right? Exactly now you got to take that shot. You got one shot at this. So you got one shot at this Let's go. So to your point about the buttoned-upness, you know, if that's how you've had to move Damn near your whole political career. Do you think that's the way? Yeah, it's kind of hard to pivot, you know what i'm saying? That's why i'm trying to get all of these politicians to know democrats especially the language of politics is dead Dead let that shit the fuck go game over talk to me the way we talk like how we're talking right now People will like that shit if you watch the biden interview when biden was about to say i kicked there And then he stopped himself. No motherfucker drop it. Let that shit go. You're 78. You might die tomorrow That's right Like let that shit what you got to lose bro. You got to lose man Let that shit go and i get it. Oh, you know michelle obama when they go You know low we go high you can still go high and tell her motherfucking truth You know i'm saying you can still call shit Fuck for what it is. I'll be honest with you, bro. When someone goes low You kind of got to go low Bro, you kind of got to go low. You just got to make sure you win Fuck all that go high shit Somebody go low. I feel like dancing. I'm gonna take you to the floor with him We got a limbo competition is that what's going on over here I'm going i'm going baby. If I feel like dancing i'm going I I reserved the right to be petty as fuck. Yes, okay Yo, if i feel like giving you some attention Yeah, if I feel like giving you some attention and energy we go limbo, baby And i'ma win and i'ma win because i promise i give less fucks to you Have you have you ever offered to suck somebody's dick? You don't give you don't give less fucks to me. I'm telling you that right now Okay That's what we should do is just make it a not give a fuck contest that would be fun Give a fuck contest man and make it and you know, this is so crazy, right? Like uh when it comes to Any conversation that you have that's the that's the biggest issue with the joe biden interview The biggest issue with the joe biden interview was the lack of I think respect he showed the platform I think he knew it was a platform he had to do But I don't think he approaches anderson cooper that way Do you think it's because I don't think he approaches Do you think it's because and i'm giving you credit here like Anderson is maybe uh Is more like i'm going to be do my media trained interview with anderson because anderson is traditional media and he is Media trained whereas you're actually having a real conversation with someone So we got to see something that biden would really say and in his defense I don't think he meant it in a racist way I thought that he thought he was connecting with you And that's a joke that he would make if you guys were at the bar and you're talking about politics And he just happened to make it on one of the biggest platforms on the planet It was a great great great granddad joke. Yes I like we like we know how bad dad jokes. Yes. Yes. Can you imagine what great great great great granddad jokes sound like Honestly, they're usually a little bit more racist a little more racist a nice little life flow tinge of slavery, you know I'm saying a little Little salt bay little salt bay of bigotry. You know what i'm saying Salt bay of bigotry, you know No, it was and was that his intention? No, no He's 78 years old and i'm not making excuses for that white man whatsoever. He got away that shit. He owned that shit I'm just telling you I get it and I understand the good thing about biden is he's already forgot about it So we don't have to worry about that whatsoever people are gonna say People are gonna say how do you feel about the breakfast club interview who's like I was interviewed during breakfast? What the fuck you talking about? Interview during breakfast, baby Hold on. There's a there's a breakfast club now I've been in the senate for 57 years. I never knew it was a breakfast club. Well, let's get some hot cakes then sweetheart It's very interesting. I'll tell you another good dynamic too. I was watching um, I was watching the view My og jim cliber Um, so the jim club suit the congressman jim cliber um most powerful Black person in congress period, right? Yeah, um the person who Like let's be clear. He won the election For joe biden. He won the primaries for joe biden when when senator when when you know, uh, og cliber and got up there and He endorsed joe biden that changed the tide of joe biden's election. Who is this guy? What's his name? jim cliber and south carolina jim cliber. Okay Big dog. He was on the view yesterday And um, you know, they asked him sonny slew to sonny sonny asked him about you know, uh Is a black woman vp a must because he once said that it wasn't a must and um og jim cliber and say well I'm not into telling people what they must do I'm into telling people what they should do He said that, you know, he was married for 50 something years and him and his wife never told each other what they must do They told each other what they should do um, I agree with that But uh, I disagree because white people in this country have been telling black people what they must do for years right and so Now that black people are telling joe biden what he must and should do In order to make sure that he secures the black vote in november I don't see a problem with that I think that's what you're supposed to do when you're a citizen of the united states of america I think that your vote to quid pro quo and you should put demands out there and you should get them back but dina um dana bas asked joe biden Um about that on cnn yesterday and she said charlemagne says That and please add this tayla After your interview with the breakfast club charlemagne told cnn that he thinks a black woman as a running mate is necessary Well, charlemagne's really entitled his own opinion. Okay. Um, there's others uh, for for example, I just was uh Jim cliber was just on the view and he said it's not necessary um, he said charlemagne said that it's necessary for you to Have a black woman vp and joe biden chuckle and his mind. I was thinking he was saying this little nigger charlemagne Why the fuck are you asking me about this? But he said hey Jim cliber and says it's not necessary So that was interesting to me right because it's a it's a it's a it's a different dynamic, right? it's og jim cliber and then it's 40 something year old me two different generations of south carolina You know Probably looking at this situation from two different ways because I explained to y'all Why I think a black woman running mate would help energize joe biden's campaign But I can also see why jim cliber would say Um, I'm not into telling people what they must do because one thing I've realized You know over the past few years is politicians have egos huge ego and A lot of these ideas Can't be floated in public and the reason they can't be floated in public because when VP biden picks his running mate or vp biden decides to do x y and z whether it's an economic justice plan for black america vp biden wants to look like he did it All politicians want to look like they did it. You know what I'm saying? They don't want to look like it was pressure They don't want to look like it was it was done under duress like it was a demand They don't want to do none of that. They just want to make it seem like it came from them So I get it. You know I'm saying I get it. I understand why You know he feels the way that you know, he feels And I hope that they respect We the people When we express how we feel You know what I'm saying because at the end of the day You said this to me once politicians work for us It's about the people We the people I I love the fact when Mr. Biden And mr. Clyburn get together and they share ideas amongst each other But if they're doing what they think they should be doing Just amongst the political circle They're not listening to the people So if you're not listening to the people and you're not presenting something to the people that the people need How do you expect we the people don't want to support you? Come election time. Hmm. It's just that simple for me Yeah, that makes sense It makes sense and if you want to give the people something That They don't think that they need you first need to convince them that they need it Yeah, that is the point of democracy, right? You're not a tyrant. It's like you have an obligation To your supporters to convince them that the Pathway to progress is through this idea you have but you first have to get them to agree to that idea I guess what I would say when it comes to the the black female running mate is For me, I think the best course of action is convincing Biden and the powers that be That That's the best thing for winning because of the math Not the best thing of for winning because of identity politics Because I think you lose a lot of people on identity politics I think democrats have been trying to run on identity politics for a long time and they haven't really been successful So say hey, we want a black female vp for the same reason Trump wanted a religious old white guy because Yeah, I mean, you know any club was in religious So they needed a religious guy and biden is not Getting support from the black community like he should and if that is the community that can turn this election Then shit target them. Absolutely. That's why I said it's not about identity politics about math I think that's smart. It's math. But even when they do grab like they want Amy Klobuchar Why do you think they want Amy Klobuchar? Who because she's a white can someone explain Amy Klobuchar to me? I don't know a single point that she has. I don't know a single policy I don't know what she does somehow she made it to the end of the primary She's gotta be money. That was money. Say what that was money. Yeah, but who how does she have money? I mean people would donate into it But why so that's I think they put her there for a reason like I think they kept her around for a reason they want to give her as much visibility as possible Maybe because they were thinking about slotting her in in that vp role And maybe now that's been thrown up But like there's no way that she could be in every single debate and have not a single Meaningful line in a any debate and still may as she stick around She has to be propped up by the party. They have to be propped her up. They want her You know, they would want her because she can get those white moderate women That they lost with Hillary They think that that they think that she can help with that. So it's the same thing It's still identity politics is just a different identity. You know what I'm saying? And by the way, Joe Biden put himself in these These these corners by saying I want a female running mate are committing to a black woman on the supreme court So now we're gonna hold you to task now go all the way with it, baby Matter of fact, let's get us a black secretary of treasury too in a black secretary education Since black people are at the bottom in economics and education Let's let's put some people in there that may work on behalf of our benefit in a real way Dude, because let's be clear everybody always says if black people are doing good That means america is doing great I feel like that, you know, it's interesting the black female judge on the supreme court You know, that's a a lifelong position, right? Yes, indeed Black women live a long time. I don't even know if black women die bro. I have have you ever witnessed that? No, my grandma, but she was ready to go But they can live a long time, dude. That is a long we're gonna have a supreme court justice for a long time, dude That's good Your aunt lived to 104 years old And dude that's eating cheese with a few times a week man. Exactly. What would she shape like taylor? What would she shape like? Is this shape of yours running the family? First of all What is the shape I have let me know I mean slight pair slight liberty bell, but that's only because of quarantine only because of quarantine I have a hoodie on now you ain't gonna take this off You said you what? I have a hoodie on now you make me want to take this off You're wearing all black for a reason taylor. It's fine. Listen all the time Cardi B made it okay yesterday. She showed her stomach on instagram. I thought that was so cool a cardi man That shit was hilarious I mean bravo quarantine we get it taylor. It's okay Listen, I have to say taylor came into the studio. She looked fantastic. I bet taylor won't walk behind that camera again I saw her walk on the first time I bet she won't do it again I'm not gonna lie when she walked Wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby It was fucked up bro when she walked by alex went fee five full foam I couldn't believe it, bro I Bro was it over for the fun? Let's pay some bills and find out if it's over for the fucking quarantine Is it over? So let's pay some bills. It's a wrap It's a wrap guys turn your dream into a reality with squarespace. 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We did that was pot. That was positively brilliant And what a fucking idiot all combined in one. Oh, you think we did what a fucking idiot with it as well I think yeah, I think I think it's it's clear that we thought that you know, what joe biden did was fucking idiotic Okay, I got you so positively brilliant was the interview itself the way it affected the news cycle And what a fucking idiot was what joe biden said Yeah, but I mean listen, I like I said, I can always see both sides of situations. I don't You know, it's hard for me to call something. No, it's not hard for me to call something stupid I can call something stupid, but I can also call it stupid and then say See why It was said you understand. I'm saying 100% Yeah, two things can be true. Okay. What do you want to do next? Is it over for this fucking quarantine? Son real talk Real talk it might be a rap ski, man. I'm I got I got Taylor gang in here Okay, she's invited to the studio You know, she's ordering chicken tenders delivery not washing her hands nothing You didn't wash your hands. Did you use any Purell? You did You told me that's just saliva that she put in a little can I go can I go straight tin foil conspiracy theory? Please please I was with I um I was with wax over the weekend hanging out on a boat. It was an Orlando owl. Yeah You flew. Yeah, tell me about that experience Flying I was fully masked and gloved up and wiped everything down before I sat there airplane was packed Yeah, the airplane. There wasn't a single empty seat. See, I'm pussy I wanted to fly to South Carolina this week, but I can't do it. I can't do it I can't I can't risk taking all the kids and all that. I'm pussy. I can't do it I'm just not I'm not ready for that shit Now by the end of June by the end of June, I'm gonna be like them motherfuckers in Canada, New Jersey I'm telling you that shit right now. I'm going people already bro. Yeah, what's up, sweetheart? I feel like though that Like people I've come among if you're saying because I was saying to you like I want to go to Florida near the end of June To whatever but some people are against it like oh, I don't know like you're trying to get killed I feel like and then the ones that don't Care about it or this want to go They're labeled as like Trump supporters and the other one. That's what they're giving me We've politicized it for sure. I agree with you like the people who like I want to travel I want to go out of all the sudden become Trump supporters I think what they're trying to tell is to get a red get a maga bathing suit One piece bathing suit. Yeah They don't want you to go to Florida and your present physical condition when they said people are going to kill you They mean on instagram when you post a picture Shilamene What what Yeah I am not fat I didn't say he was fat. Nobody said fat. You need to describe her using a fruit that is not skinny It's not like you called her a banana A pair could be curvy or lumpy depending on your perspective. That's true. That is true Liberty bell Depends which way you look at it right if you look at it upside down is big at the top Excuse me. I would like to be look at it. The way it is Big at the bottom now This was the weirdest thing I've ever heard Uh, Taylor just goes I would like to be shaped as and then she goes a plastic coke bottle Can I not say that coke bottle y'all might oh they can No, we would have thought the bottle because you said bottle I tell her when I think of plastic coke bottles I think it When I think of plastic coke bottles, I think it a goddamn three liter Those three liters are Just a circle straight down Yep, and they're about your height and they're just big and round So what three what what size coke coke plastic bottle are you the glass bottle? Yeah, you with the body. Yeah. Yeah. I hate you. And we're not fat shaming Taylor at all We're just No, it is no First tell the truth Taylor. How much you gained during quarantine be honest Before quarantine or I don't I just I started working out last month Oh, so you had to lose some pounds No, I just like to be fit. I like to work out All right, well congratulations. Why do I get involved in this? I'm defending you I'm not egging am I egging am I egging does she look like an egg? A twitter egg, yes Listen, we love we we love young liberty bell When she does go to florida and she posts her little nasty ass thirst traps on the gram Somebody gonna be like, yo, liberty bell. Let me see that crap Yo, I was thinking how to fit the crack in and I did I see you did too because the liberty bells and filly you're you're good charlotte me Taylor listen, you going to florida for real Um, yeah, probably maybe I didn't bucket yet I want to go. I want to go. Yo people are going out. People are going out. More at weekend said it You see and you know what's mad funny is that like in black, you know, what's funny is that like people in new york Like we're here judging other people for going out, right But we're in the dangerous part. Yeah, right You know I'm saying so if we leave new york to go to the safe shit, we're good My brother just went to the zoo over the weekend to the zoo. Yeah, he's a family. Uh-huh and the zoo's open. Yeah Ain't that the reason why we got Hanging out with bats and shit like that the I think one thing we don't take into consideration, man is that yo, man If you in a one bedroom apartment or a two bedroom apartment That ain't like the the greatest place to quarantine. I mean, I know That's my life We don't take into consideration. I've been considering it every day for the last two months the fuck you talking about Bro, there's only there's only but so many times you can open that window to get some air You know what I'm saying Yes, I know what you're saying you open that window want to slide out that pitch. That's what I'm saying I get it like I could not imagine living in a congested ass city Like new york or detroit or chicago and like you're in this apartment all day like yo That's the south is much better because you got a you got yard and you got Your backyard even the la you can go for a nice long drive. Like what are you doing new york? Walk to the fucking bodega? Walk down the block. I'm not a lot. I love new york with no people in it. It's amazing. Yes, you take a walk. Nobody's out It's incredible. Um I heard the rats ain't bullshit. No the rats are rats are tight right now bro. There's no food, bro I heard they are the homeless the homeless people moved out. I don't know where they went But they moved They did there's no homeless people on the street anymore I don't see any homeless people Really, they're on the train. Yeah, what? I haven't been riding a train to be honest with you All I know is man, um I have a conspiracy theory. This is straight 10 for your hat All right, go it is just if I didn't know people who personally died From corona virus. I would absolutely be one of those people who would be believing that this shit was all Can I can I can I can I add something to that conspiracy theory? I think the media is aware that they might have exaggerated the severity of the virus And I agree with that. I think that they are I think the reason why they've leaned in so much to these past few Events that we've seen these races. You know the racist horribly racist events But I think the reason why they've transitioned completely away from coronavirus and into these racist events Is because they're like we need something else. This corona should be popping Let's slowly move corona to the b r c Store now we're talking because think about it We they literally switched they switched right the whole thing was thousands of people are dying and we've had 100 000 deaths 100,000 deaths this out there and now the only thing you see all across media is the death of uh, george floyd in Yeah, and even the arboric thing you haven't seen brought up that much anymore it popped up for a week And then it was gone and obviously that crazy white bitch in the park, right? That was dominating the story lines right now, and I haven't heard anything about corona. So at all Fauci not even talking Fauci not talking trump ain't trump's still doing the daily breast I said breast daily press briefings, but they not covering them like they used to it's just weird to me that They need a story the hoax is the wrong word. I I lean more into what you said because Yes, I feel like they didn't know what coronavirus was and I think that the world reacted the way they should have Yes, shut everything the fuck down air on the side of caution. That's what they say, right? Air on the side of caution if it cost us a few weeks with the economy so the fuck be it But I think um after they started doing more antibody tests and realizing that more people actually had it Then they originally thought so that led them to believe Let them to know based off science that it wasn't as fatal as they once thought it was. I think that's what kind of eased All the powers that bees tension about the situation But you done scared the fuck out of America, right? And I don't believe anybody because I'm still doing it I'm not coming back out until I though it's safe to come to fuck back out In a real way. I don't know what that will be for me I don't know if it's just watching a bunch of people out over a span of a month or so or You know making sure the hospitals don't get overwhelmed or vaccine treatment. I don't know what the fuck it will be All I know is I'm not personally coming out until I see that it's totally safe for me and my family I'm not there yet because y'all scared me y'all scared me half the fucking death I'll be honest with y'all and now it was just interesting that uh, I've been out But I went bar hopping last week. I get it I get it There they're selling drinks outside the bars and restaurants in my neighborhood So I just went from one to the next one if I could go out to dinner tonight I would I've been calling comedy clubs in new york city They can't open for legal reasons, but I'm like, yo, let's just do a secret show like I'm itching I'm ready to get back out. I'm about to look and maybe book some shows on the road for states that That are already open because I know they're starting to break it They're starting to like allow live shows and stuff to happen. So I'm ready to get back into this thing man We got to go back to a normal life sooner or later and Honestly, people need to see people like you and me going to do these normal things So they feel comfortable doing them or they're not going to see me doing it And by the way, I'm a homebody and I've been a homebody. So this is heaven for me You know what I mean? But I just think it's weird that shit can go from threat level 10, right? And then two weeks later Everybody in their mother because let's not act like this is just a republican thing, right? like california's Reopening up new york is partially reopening like 40 all 50 states. I think at this point Are partially partially reopened. So I just don't understand everything goes from Don't leave the house two weeks ago to Okay, you can leave the house under these guidelines. It's just a little It's just like a little strange because the threat isn't going They just realized like yo if you look at like and granted i'm sure elon musk has his own reasons why he wants to open Shit up, right? Um, but he understands his power and he understands his reach and he understands probably You know his voice and what that means when you see him non-stop tweeting almost throughout this entire thing But definitely within the last month like you know, let's get a real look at these death war Certificates. Let's get a real look at the numbers. Let's get a real look at who's actually dying from corona Who's not when he's that skeptical and willing to go on a public platform like rogan and shit and talk about it That's how you know, there might be some fuck shit at hand now I agree air on the side of caution But when you realize that you were maybe a little overly cautious It's okay to back that up and say hey guys we could crack it open now. You're safe. Everything's okay But are you safe though? That's my point like how why are we any safer to date and we were too then we weren't two weeks ago You're not like what okay. We're not chris chris. Talk to us live from wuhan. What what's going on? Social distancing worked Unfortunately, it gave us a pause against this thing and we should have used the pause to Radically ramp up testing and tracing and we haven't really taken advantage of that So now the tell is going to be what happens three weeks from now I hope That this thing is petered out on its own, but there's no real reason to believe that's happened Now have we not and I have we really not ramped up on testing because I I I know i'm doing um, i'm actually Doing a few testing uh, my understanding is we've tested 15 million people and that's more than any other country in the world That's not a lot though, but not per capita. We still rank. We're like 25th or 30th per capita Yeah, it's 340 million people in america. That's not a lot of nothing I mean, I think in new york city right now from my understanding It's becoming much easier to get a test in the rest of the country It's still extremely difficult to get a test. So until you know who has this thing I don't think we've radically changed this position. We were in a couple months ago. It's just The social distancing worked if everybody runs back out again If you do Yeah You know you can politicize it but the end of the day, you know what i've been saying This isn't lebron versus michael. It's a hypothetical question We're gonna know the answer in a couple weeks. Yeah People came out too early They did it and if it turns out that for whatever scientific reason this thing has lost Momentum on its own That's beautiful and then let's keep going But I just don't think we've had any real reason to believe that it's quote unquote safe right now Do we think do we feel like there's any credence to herd immunity and the heat Being at a summertime and everybody gets back out there and thoughts being around each other Herd immunity is a real thing. I mean the heat may be a real thing, but I don't know. So there's some studies that saying that the the mask and the social distancing might not have done anything to help at all You know, it's this might just be the course that the virus took and maybe less people were able to get infected by it than we thought and um Obviously the most densely populated places places like new york where you have people together on a subway and you have mass Groups of people in incredibly tiny spaces 10 people sharing an elevator every morning going to work Right like you have these huge apartment buildings where you have thousands of people living in one building sharing a five by five elevator Of course, you're gonna have more transfer of that where in georgia. Like you said or south carolina It's like yeah, you might bump into one person at walmart and you're probably gonna stay a few feet away from them Anyway, so you're just not gonna have as many interactions where you're like tightly closed in Breathing the same air Yeah, hey listen if if it happens to where the virus does, you know, just magically disappear And yo silvia brown and donald trump are right Sylvia brown is psychic, you know, she predicted the corona virus You know, she she wrote a book. I think it came out. Um I don't know when the book came out. It was like early 2000s But she said in around 2022 a severe pneumonia like illness will spread throughout the globe Attacking the lungs and the bronchal tubes and resisting all known treatments Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived Attack again 10 years later and then disappear completely Sylvia brown said that Sounds like a book that she like that came out and like I think it was the year 2000 bro that could be corona virus or Uh, r kelly What Do you think the lines help chris? Do you think the lines help like waiting outside the grocery store? Because I don't have the lines help. What do you mean? They're making people wait outside of stores to go in I guess to lower the capacity or whatever But I don't feel like that it does anything because they're still Not that separated in the line and it's not like they're cleaning down the store when they're When someone new comes in Do you think um I mean, I think I think the biggest thing that we've learned and I think the thing that's tricky with this Is it shifts all the time is you're much more likely to pick this up indoors than outdoors? I think outdoors the way the wind works. It blows away the particles If if you do a little social distancing and wear a mask outdoors, I think you got a pretty good shot. I think the the Place you're really in danger is Sustained periods indoors breathing recycled air, which is like, you know, when you said you weren't flying to south car Oh, and I was like, that's a good choice. I would be really worried about Taking a plane right now Taylor, I'd be wearing a mask if I was you. I hope I'm wrong but like any time You're inside with people. I think that's when you're at the greatest risk and I think when you're outside, you know The wind's going to do what it does. It blows it away. You're less likely to Ingest it because I think what they're learning is Surface contamination is much less of a threat than actually inhaling this stuff Interesting al you've been you've been on top of this. What do you think? um It was interesting to see what sweden did. Yeah, sweden didn't have a lockdown Okay, the way we had it right and so right now they're up to 30 percent herd immunity So 30 percent people have it when it Got an immune immunity. So it's like and that's more than any other country But they also took a harder hit initially So at first we were clowning them like oh you didn't do it and now you have a lot of old people dying But now their numbers are kind of dwindling down the same way how ever all the countries who did lockdown Are dwindling, but they have their their immunity is higher. Yeah interesting. So it's like We we'll probably have the same amount of deaths We're just going to spread them out over a longer period of time where they were like Okay, we'll just take the deaths if it's going to be the same amount of deaths regardless We'll just take those deaths early on and then not kill the economy in a process and not kill So that's a way smarter, but it's a risk because it couldn't have happened that way and it could have been really bad They just rolled the dice and it ended up working. Yeah Interesting. Okay Okay, I don't know guys I'm going with camden bro. When in doubt. I always go with camden. Whatever camden is doing bro. That's my moral compass dog Is the thing i'm not in a rush It's summertime. I'm cooling. I'm not in a rush to do anything I'ma just sit back and hope for the best. I'm not I'm not I'm not Praying that any of this is wrong. I don't want to make anybody look bad I hope that this works out for the best, right? Like I'm not like I don't like people that politicize these things Right, right. I understand why they do it because we're in a presidential election Yeah, so yes, you want to make your opponent look bad as possible, but right nobody should be hoping this shit don't work Yes, I don't want more people to die. We don't want more people to be sick Yes, we want the economy to get back popping because i'ma tell y'all something That's the worst thing like that is one thing that uh You know trump and a lot of other people said that was very true when they said that you know, don't let the um Solution be worse than the yeah, don't let the solution be worse than the problem I don't let the shore be worse than the disease whatever the fuck it is because i'ma tell you something man when you have a country right now where People don't think they're getting justice When you know, uh, there's no empathy. There's no compassion You know when you see police killing folks when you see white supremacists killing folks when you see, you know white women in the park You know Fucking with bird watchers and killing dogs right On top of an economy that's fucked up and people don't have no jobs and they can't eat Bro, and you and you taking my dignity away Fam This ain't even a ticking time bomb. It's just only a matter of time. Have you heard of the uh, there's an expression I think it was with the roman empire christ. You can correct me if i'm wrong on this, but uh, just give them a Circus and bread or give the people bread and circus and they'll stay calm to matter the situation Something like that chris. Does that make sense bread and circus. Absolutely. Yeah, so it's like, uh Once you stop giving us bread, which is the economy's down and we can't go to work and nobody can make money And you stop the circus, which is hey, there's no sports going on, right? There's no live entertainment There's not a lot of shit happening. So now the entertainment factor is gone And we don't get the food you're going to have people in a very hostile mood And they're going to be eager to be radicalized. It does not matter what the thing they're radicalized towards is They will be radicalized So if i fuckers better figure shit out and if you got people already at the end of their rope Do you really think that they're gonna sit around and continue to watch? You know a police officer sit there with his knee and somebody's neck You already like fucking i ain't got shit to lose anyway. Mm-hmm. You know, I mean The world coming to a fucking in anyway I my kids ain't eight in months. Fuck you like what you think gonna happen like I'm actually when we finish this podcast. I'm about to post a tupac video It's actually two of them. I want to post One of them way too pussy to post, right? Send it to me I actually I actually sent it to ti ti posted it. You know what I'm saying I'm gonna send it to tailor to insert. I'm gonna let you hear it. I'm gonna let you hear it Okay, this this is the reality of the situation. Hold on. I'm gonna let you hear it. Hold on. Hold on Let me find it Hold on tailor. I just didn't tell and I started the posting. I was like, eh, hold on. Listen All my shit is positive. That's the white man got you thinking my shit is negative positive All my shit positive because it tells niggas to swing back It tells sisters to swing back and it tells niggas to swing back if that ain't positive crack, don't sell You got me you feel me? That's positive White people got you believing just because i'm telling a nigga to stop getting his hand kicked in by the police To take the gun he would use to shoot his brother in a second and kill the motherfucking cop That's killing you your family and everybody else on the block. You know what I'm saying? Kill that motherfucker That is not insane. That is sane and straight like a motherfucker. That's positive like a motherfucker Because from where I'm standing that would save a black family You know what I'm saying? But from where they standing that would keep another motherfucker off welfare And keep another motherfucker shooting that cops cookie cops that been trying to shoot us there to fuck them It's all positive everything I do is positive god damn it And I'm gonna tell you why I'm too pussy to post it I'm too pussy to post that because I don't think um People will understand the nuance and what tupac is saying. I understand nuance tupac said crooked cops that are shooting At you and killing you and everybody else on the block Like that is a very Specific set of people that he's talking about. He's not talking about all police officers, right? and Even if you don't agree with what pock is saying You're not dealing with the reality of the situation. The reality of the situation is Eventually it's going to come to that It's just is Like when you have an economy that is fucked up and people are not eating and people don't have no jobs And now you're taking people's dignity away like literally just taking their dignity away got him on the middle of the street You got your knee in his neck. He can't breathe. He's peeing on himself and you just like fuck it What do you think what do you think's going to eventually happen? Like how much longer do you think that you can do that to a people and they will not react with violence honestly Not much longer, dude You're shocked it hasn't happened already. I'm a little bit shocked like deep inside me I'm I'm thinking to pock like to pock with the like doesn't that make you go first off Fuck your you know what I mean like well first of all the reason I respect pock and and you know Another reason i'm too pussy to post that I like people that practice what they preached pock actually did that Yeah, pock was in Atlanta and saw two white guys beating up on somebody I don't even know if they were white. I don't I think they were white I think it was two white guys beating up on somebody and he jumped out of the car They pulled guns on him. He pulled out his guns and shot both of them. They ended up being cops Like undercover cops So pock was practicing what he was preaching pock was the type of person that wasn't gonna stand there and watch Those cops do that to that brother in many anapolis. You know what I'm saying And that's what that's the other thing that bugs me out like don't tape the brother help the brother. Yeah God damn that's weird Like don't tape the brother help him. Don't tape them sit and keep saying you'll get off him get off him Man listen go push the fucking cop, yo You might have to take that out. You might have to get maced You might have to get fucking hit with a baton. You might have to get shot whatever I don't fucking know It's just a gotta come a point in time where where human compassion and human empathy has to take over bro I understand the fear. I totally fucking get it. I understand why you're terrified. I totally fucking get it But guess what eventually it's gonna be your turn anyway Based off what I'm seeing because if They're allowed to do that and get away with that in many anapolis. What's gonna happen in the next city What's gonna happen in the next state? Yeah, we've seen this a million times already like this like how many more times we're gonna witness this shit You understand I don't know bro Yeah, I don't I don't know what you expect from people. I really don't I really don't know what this country What these police officers what these white supremacists? I don't know what they expect from people That's why I'm encouraging all my brothers and sisters to go out there and practice your second amendment Right go out there and buy as many legal firearms as you possibly can you know what I'm saying and learn how to shoot and by the way Tell you that something else all you rich privileged motherfuckers black all white You better be spending some money on security inside in front of your homes In front of those gated communities you better be spending money on your guns and whatnot because all of those hungry people that you ignoring All of these hungry people that you acting like that ain't your problem. Oh, that's gonna be your problem in a minute They're gonna be at your front door. You know why because that's where the food at That's where the food at and when when when when those when that when it's a when it's a food shortage in America And they can't get food at the grocery store and they they tired of standing in these long motherfucking lines Guess what they coming yours. They coming right into your neighborhood. I've heard I've heard tons of you know People that I know that are privileged and rich who I love and respect have told me all types of stories about People riding through their neighborhoods lately You know what I'm saying and you don't know why those people are here why those friends are there I do Yeah, but I mean like what do they always say like with nature, right? It's like The polar bears come down to the to the town where there's no food up in the mountain You know, and the sharks come to the shore when there's no fish in the sea You know, it's like people need to eat They're not just gonna sit there and die They're gonna take your food before they go and just not feed their family I get it. I would not be surprised I would not be surprised I get it. Hmm. I don't know man. Let's pay bill man. Let's pay bills. Um guys Get your dicks hard, man No, but for real man, you need a hard dick, especially during quarantine might be coming out of quarantine The hardest dicks are delivered by blue chew simple as that same active and great incidents see alice viagra It is a guaranteed great time for you And your loved one. 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Um, I don't know if it's a fact, but they've already started practicing And they're scouting out Orlando. I believe I think Orlando for the east coast And I think west coast maybe vegas. Yeah, and then um, I think that They're saying how they want to get right to the playoffs. I don't think they should do that I think it was only like I'm not mistaken 20-something games left anyway Yeah, maybe less Maybe less something like that, but few 12 or some shit. Yeah, let all the teams play those, right? Okay For one reason and one reason only okay to get everybody back in game shit Yeah, and then I don't want to see them fat fucking playoffs, bro. Yeah, and then there's no asterix too There's no asterix. Word up if you let everybody play the rest of the games Then you can't say that this season obviously it changed a little bit But you really can't say it this season was like a shortened season or whatever they said about the rockets and It doesn't have as much of an asterix. All right, if we're gonna do it just Yo, low-key you've had extra time to let your body heal if anything you have an advantage Yeah, but they ain't been eating right that's on them. Yo, you're athletes supposed to eat right all year round A lot of taylor diets in the nba over the past year I didn't say that liberty liberty liberty Oh Yo, we think game will wait during the quarantine taylor's. I went Yo Sorry, williams. He plays for uh, new orleans All I'm saying is use those Use those last 20 games of the season to get back in shape. Don't have don't have no, uh Audience attendance, you know what I'm saying. It'll be like a w NBA game and just freaking just go, baby Just rock out I think it's great. I think they gotta do it. We need some distraction too, man I mean just give us some sports something to fucking talk about like As great as the last dance was we we need live shit that we can all comment on in real time It brings us all together. We connect on it. You call your boys You debate shit. I mean, I had one of my boys text me yesterday. He goes bro. You got to watch love island UK. I'm like, we need sports back immediately. This is a problem. All right. If that's what we're working on if that's what is about Come on dog watching sports is a form of self care, man That's the other thing I want to tell everybody before we get an asking idiot, man I just want to tell everybody oh for real take care of yourself. You know I'm saying like this is a very Trying time. It's a very stressful time. It was a trying time before You know, all of this other shit happened started happening with the police You know, you're already dealing with a nation that's on edge. Like I'm gonna be honest with you America if I don't see how America gets out of this year Being the same old America. I mean, you're never the same Yeah, but I'm talking about like drastic changes bro. Like it has to be drastic differences like even when I saw Joe Rogan say I'm signing his hundred million dollar contract felt gross. Yeah I I understood what he meant even though I can't wait to feel disgusting too, but I still understood Exactly what the fuck he meant. You understand. I'm saying like it just seems weird For the country to be on the brink of what I think is going to be probably the darkest Depression ever but things like that are still happening and it just makes me just between that and an election year and You know the trauma that people experience watching all this police brutality and white supremacists killing black folks like And black folks being impacted by coronavirus. I don't see how America doesn't realize it's not going to win Until it does right by black people. I know that probably I know I'm biased. Yeah, I think you might be a little biased I think America has probably looked at their track record and gone. You know what we've done pretty good Not being good to black people so far I think we're gonna figure it out a certain a certain section of America a certain population Like I always say America works for the people that it was designed to work for and then the trickle down Just so happens to be better than anywhere else in the world But there is no trickle down for black people. We say that but history shows Yes, there's no trickle down for black folks that being said you'd rather be black in America than black in like war torn Africa in a war torn African country You know in like the Congo somewhere you'd rather be black in America Being a multi-million dollar radio show host and multi and multimedia personality Then you would being a soldier in a war over You know fucking diamonds or whatever it is. I get what you're saying, but that's just me Right. That's one You go down to these projects in Chicago these projects in New York, New Jersey No, in a few months the projects were already bad, right In a few months you might drive through paterson and think you're in a third world country for real I'm not saying there aren't bad parts of america. I'm just saying like you do a A lot of bad parts a lot of bad parts, but you it's kind of low key disrespectful to compare our poverty to other to like third world poverty, you know and like Right Well, but because we're right so it's we're literally right there I think people have a hard time understanding like how poor it gets out there And the only reason I have perspective on this is from talking to akash and him going to india and him telling me and explained to me like What like you literally see people like starving to death on the street You see kids starving to death on the street and it's like once you see that What he said to me was it really puts in perspective like american Poverty and our idea part that that doesn't mean that we shouldn't feel bad for the american poor Be is everything's relative and contextual to what you know, but If we're comparing it to the world Isn't it worse though? What's that if you are living in america And you and you can't afford a meal In the so-called greatest country on earth when you don't have a place to stay I isn't it worse because it's one thing when you're in a country like that because Yeah, you know, you know that that's what that's what the world is But when you live in a country that you could literally walk you can make that You can be that poor person and walk through a neighborhood and see motherfuckers throwing food away Like literally throwing it away like here like like that's you got to be even more of a mindful I think you could make that argument I would just say that there's also rich people there as well So like the relative poverty is more extreme than it is here So it's like american poor is here and then american rich is here in india Indian rich is still here, right? They got billionaires in india, but the poor is here You know, but again, we shouldn't have Americans like that those shows The the the wealth gap between the rich and the poor is very bad But you can't you can't compare it to third world wealth gaps like you can't compare it Uh, can you I'm not sure about guarantee you man. You can't it just It's so extreme dog. We're talking about like Think about it. We can support kids for 10 cents a day Like you can call up a number and then give them 10 cents a day You don't think that's true Oh, no, I don't believe that I've never believed that I think we have a warped opinion, but I agree with you man I think everything's relative you only know the poverty or the wealth that's next to or around you man So it's like If people are feeling You know completely broke and they're completely I don't know like off center and like there's no hope They they live here. They don't live in india. They don't live in these other places. That's what they feel here So they're right to feel that way man. It could get crazy out there I'm I'm trying to find a statistic. It's that statistic that talks about the richest billionaires in the world like it's like Hold on The five richest americans Well, maybe chris you could speak to it. You've spent some time in the third world It's a statistic. That's like the five richest men in america have more wealth than like Hold on. Let me find this that Sure, but I mean I I understand what andrew's saying. I mean I There's the level of poverty you see around the world. You don't really see it america. Maybe the exception would be on some of the native american reservations, which are Closer what's happening there closer to what you would see in some of these other places, right? I understand I I totally get that but I think the difference is If you go to some of these inner cities or you go to some of these rural areas down south And you see these people that are really poor and really disenfranchised It's easy to tell those folks. Oh man go get a job and you'll be able to eat or you know You know, you know, you know, you can find a way to get a meal A lot of times man, it ain't That easy and when you live in a country where literally you can go to the next town over And it's people really living high off the hog to me. That's when the violence starts Right. It's in your face. Yeah, that's when the violence starts in a real different Kind of way. So that's that's all I'm saying and and I think you know with this whole coronavirus pandemic and I think I read a statistic yesterday that said the unemployment rate is about to be like six times higher Than it was previously. I think just in the black community My god, how close are we to some of these projects that were already fucked up being third world countries third world country type? Yeah, I'm just saying I don't know It's not out the realm of my imagination that Couldn't happen. There's no bueno. It is no bueno if trump if trump wins He's really in the situation to earn his keep because if he's the guy that can turn the economy around and all this Shit that he's been talking is like, all right, motherfucker. Put your money where your mouth is and if it's not him If it's biden and kamala or biden, whoever he chooses Um, they're gonna need to do that as well and to be honest They're gonna need to do that for the entire country. You know, it's there's gonna be a huge There's gonna be a huge huge burden on them To fix what was broken, man. It's gonna be a tough one Starting I'm being biased, uh, but starting with black people Really, it's poor people But you know, I just think I just think that this presidential election, whichever way it goes It's going to change america forever and it's going to change politics forever And I think a lot of different groups are, you know, you know, recognizing the power to vote Um, I think either way it goes politicians are going to wake up and start realizing They need to stop They need to start taking black they need to stop taking black votes for granted And I also think that real change is going to start happening in the black community because attention is finally going to start getting paid to the black community and I think these administrations on Either side are going to start making some real economic investments in the black community and I truly honestly feel That's where it starts because I feel like slavery was america's original sin That they have not atone for well, here's an interesting Here's an interesting point. Maybe some positive leave you off on something positive for the black community and not only the black community But poor people in general um Poor people have figured out how to be poor and they figured out how to thrive within their limited means and you've seen this within the black community like The idea of soul food right is like taking these undesired parts of the animal that the People I guess the white people back then weren't going to use and then turning them into a cuisine That was incredibly desired right so if we enter a time where Much more people a much larger percentage of americans are poor Who has the advantage the person said that the person was brand new to be in poor and don't know how it works Or the people who have been there before Right. I listen. I agree with you opportunity right there No, I said that months ago before we even got up out of the studio I said, yo When shit hits the fan If you if you if you're used to being poor are you used to that happen a lot? You got this and it's your opportunity to come up Because it is going to be a lot of new wealth Sadly that comes from all this, you know, all of this every tragedy creates wealth man every tragedy creates wealth Absolutely Yeah, and I think this is going to be one of those opportunities where people at the bottom really do get a chance to um Maybe rise rise to the top, but I also feel like You know, we cannot We cannot make the government both sides republican and democrats We cannot let them skirt their responsibility to the american people, bro Don't let them do it. We can't we cannot let them Disregard their responsibility to the american people. Yes start making fucking demands of your elected officials Start making demands of these people who want to be your elected officials. America owes certain communities, right? They they did not not only do they owe certain communities, especially the black community because we built this motherfucker for free But also they promised to take care Of the worst of us Like they promised to do that that is though that is one of the roles of government Hold them accountable to that shit and the same way they can always bail out these motherfucking corporations Bail out the goddamn communities that need it. Um, simple as that I'm and I'm telling you when that motherfucker trump finesses everybody And creates an economic justice plan for black america I'm not even gonna read it I am but fuck all that when I first when I see it initially i'm gonna say I told you so But if it's good, are you gonna vote? That's the question If it's better than biden's plan, are you gonna vote? If it's better for your it's a thing here's the thing The difference between trump and biden all we're asking of biden is a policy commitment because that's all he can give Trump you the fucking president I don't want no policy commitment from you I want this pushed through baby. Whatever the fuck it is whatever you present Or whatever the you know the people are because you made tim scott the head of your black outreach Whatever those brothers and sisters are working on for the for the for the for the for the black community Push that shit through same way you push that shit through for these corporations We're not asking for policy commitments from you. All right You got the dick You got the bluetooth biden's trying to get the bluetooth your shit is hard What you say hard dick at your door? All right, that's what trump can give us now knock knock. Who is it hard dick? Can I come in? Yes I don't even know what the fuck I just said All right asking idiot. Let's go. What do we got? Y'all don't want to talk about doja cat azalea beans accusing Dave Chappelle Let's ask in it. Let's talk to the people. I really don't yeah Let's talk to the people. We want the teenagers take care of the doja cat shit Everything you said does not sound like something an adult should be disgusting go go go. What do we got? so, um Canada syro He said if trump implements. Oh, he just answered that so never mind. Um, what will you miss most? What was the question it was saying if trump implements a black agenda with police reform As a major part of the agenda. Would you vote for him? Well, listen, it's not oh one more thing about that It's not about whether I would vote for him or not if he does that if he implements that now because he has the power to do it I am sure that it will be some black people who will vote for him I don't think I would be one of them, right? But if you're voting your interests and His plan suits your interests better than anybody else Yeah, according to you That is what black people should do right you got to vote your interests So hey you guys so you guys have made your bed You have to lay in it if the person who's willing To supply that bed happens to be trump if if the black agenda is to do what's best for black people And the republicans satisfied the trump republicans satisfy That agenda better than the democrats are you willing to hold yourself to your word? And your commitment to black people by going with them Well, I would tell trump to pass that pass it if he passed it hypothetically speaking He gets it passed through let's see what happens Pass it sounds like you backing up on your word, bro. Sounds like you don't know about black people you about them democrats I'm saying pass it and let's see what happens. I'm just not like I'm not committing to either side Like you are saying if the democrats just bring up a bill You're willing to support it, but if trump passes it you still might not No, I think that I expect more from trump because he's the president All joe biden can do is make a policy commitment. I'm saying that in order for me to even Be in that position where I would be questioning myself Right and like oh my god Am I gonna be at the do I have to vote for donald trump for me to even be at that point? It would have to be some amazing shit that is actually already passed Not I promise You understand what i'm saying? Fuck a promise This would have to happen Okay That's okay Next question next the question. Let's go young liberty Third Hi, good night third lake france. What will you miss most about quarantine life? What will we miss most about quarantine life? um That's a good question. Honestly, I've enjoyed Like watching movies tv shows with my girl like having a lot of home cook meals Like I didn't get to do a lot of this stuff when I was on the road all the time and cooking up all this content So I've liked the abilities just kind of sit back relax and like Enjoy things instead of feeling like I was running 100 miles per hour every single week trying to get everything done So it's been nice to kind of Get indulge it's been nice to indulge And I've done it. Yeah, I will miss um Not having any parental paranoia Ah rental paranoia is one of the worst forms of anxiety when your kids are Away at school or you know, you drop them off at cheerleading cheerleading practice Or you know, they want to go to their friends houses like all of that shit Makes a parent extremely paranoid it brings on a level of anxiety that you know I I just have not had over the past few months and it feels great I wake up in the morning. I know what all the kids are. I know what time their class schedules are I know what they're doing. You know what I'm saying the only place we're going is the backyard and the front yard I love it. So I will absolutely miss uh, you know Not having parental paranoia What else young liberty bell Alex Come Boris he wants to know do you think coronavirus would be as big if this big of a story if there's no social media Yeah, I think it might be a bigger story actually if there's no social media because It could just be as big as the media wanted it to be like back in the day before social media The news was the news and that shit was the truth We couldn't push back about that at all and whatever they want to say Matt, you know back in the day we would have been locked up for six months and nobody even left the house I think if they wanted to do that with us because the only information we would get was from the news If they were like, yo, if you meet someone you get it you die We will believe it if it wasn't for social media coronavirus would we would we would have had it under control already in America? I think social media Causes more hysteria and I think that you know when you get all of this different information, you know Oh, it could be a hoax. Oh, it's not a hoax. Uh, I read some shit the other day It was like if you have coronavirus for 11 days after 11 days, it can't be sprayed. I'm like, what the fuck like, you know I'm saying so it's all that is different information Yeah, that makes you that makes you not respect the information. You're actually getting from confused We're actually confused and when you're confused you're paralyzed I realize when you're confused you're either paralyzed or you lean in really hard to one direction, right? So most of us most of us are sitting in the middle like I really don't know if this shit is real If it's fake, I don't know what the fuck is going on and then the extremes are like It's a hoax or the extremes are like it kills everybody Exactly. So there's really nobody who actually knows what's going on No, it's scary. It's easy to feel comfortable defying all the rules When you have people on social media defying the rules facts when they're showing you that they're going out when they're showing you that They don't have a fucking mask on you know, I mean even the president You know, I mean when they show you not having the mask on when they just out and about living their life Like it's golden when you hear and she like oh the heat kills it. Yeah, I mean all her immunity when you're hearing all this shit You like man, fuck it social media makes you say fuck I saw that video with him while and it came to New Jersey last night. I was like, yo, let's go I DJed that party bro. That shit was lit man. I was there last night playing all the dojo cat Give me give me give us two more asking idiots teller. Okay. Um This one's from teo frio. He wants to know is there any retort That uncle charlotte used to preach but no longer believes any retort retort Like I guess retort. I don't think he knows what the word I don't think that he knows what the word retort means, but is there anything you used to preach but you no longer do um man I mean, it's probably a lot of things if I sit down and think about it. Um off the top Is uh, I've been violating my not talking to niggas after 5 p.m. rule Uh, only because these niggas need to be talked to because these niggas is crazy And um, you have to give them some information after 5 p.m. Because if you don't They will go fucking insane Um, but uh, I have to learn how to disconnect again So in order to learn how to disconnect you just really have to Really not talk to niggas after 5 p.m. Niggas of all races By the way, social media social media makes that very hard to do but i'ma tell you something man and I really mean this I don't care about anything said on social media anymore if it's not true And if it is true Congratulations You know what i'm saying meaning that if it is true, I don't know Salute You figured it out. You cracked the code. Yeah, if it's a lie. I don't give a fuck We have to really stop giving that type of shit energy because you're never gonna These people are never going to admit they're wrong if somebody gets on social media right now and says something Fucked up about two shows or says something that is absolutely untrue if you correct them They're gonna still think you're fucking lying. Yeah, they're gonna still say you don't know what the fuck you talking about Yeah, they might tell you that they might get on social media right now. I say you got a bump on your dick You're like, I don't have no bump on my dick. You might even post your dick on social media and show that there's no bump Guess what they'll say Photoshop Oh, shit. Yeah, so who gives a fuck what they're talking about It was an ingrown hair and uh I got that taken care of charlomate. So thanks for bringing that up to everybody on the fucking podcast I think that was really unnecessary. Matter of fact, I popped one blue two and that hair just shot right out of my fucking dick Popped up like an incredible Hulk shirt just like a button off the Hulk shirt just Last one or that was the last one. I got one more. I have I yeah, I'm sure I've unlearned a lot of stuff, man I I'm sure I have I just can't think anything right now. Tell again. Give us one more Let's get the fuck out of here making a good one. Taylor young liberty bell. Oh Okay Damn, I lost the person. I said it, but someone asked would Andrew make a good drug dealer Would I make a good drug deal? Well, I've dealt drugs before you have I have I was a drug dealer while I lived in Barcelona, Spain I was living in Barcelona, Spain And uh with a couple friends we purchased half a pound of marijuana. You might know that as weed and um We sold the half a pound of marijuana and we made 11 euros Total between the three of us So that comes out to about four dollars each So we made about four dollars off the half a pound of weed. So that was my drug dealing Okay I'm just saying you guys want to know the extent of my drug dealing We need your thing. No, you would kill with the oxys, baby. You think oxy would be my thing Yeah, you would kill with the prescription drugs. Okay That's what I had to do. You'd be the you'd be the biggest drug dealer on the college scene, baby See I messed up. I was selling weed in a country where weed was pretty much legal. It was a very bad business plan It was a horrible business plan. Yeah, I might want to buy weed from you Unless you're growing it now if you were growing it and you was growing like that new shit They'd be calling you like the scientists remember that white basketball player I used to play for the an one the professor the professor Yeah, that's what they would be calling you. Yo, you got to go see the professor. Yo, he'd be cooking up that shit Oh, shit. Maybe I should get into drug dealing guys Well, they don't open this country back up and you don't get back on that road soon You might have to I might have to steal some drugs Wait, last one. Oh, shit. I'm gonna do it guys. I'm gonna deal some cocaine from lendo She wants to know both your sides or and how to approach protests or Basically, you know injustice how to approach protests Um, charlomaine, why don't you handle this? What's her name her name is what lendo lendo lendo depends what kind of protests I'm approaching if I'm Driving down the street and I see a bunch of people with confederate flags and guns and signs that say fuck you niggers I'm not approaching that protest at all. Okay Um, but if you're talking about like uh protests for the police For instance, this one person said what do protests and marching really change at the end of the day? Ah They raise awareness Where aware awareness needs to be raised Um, I do agree that I think we're past the point of uh all the talking and all the marching and shit like that I think that the only way um, you know Respect is going to happen as if we Demand it and you know, some people in this country only respect two things and that's money and violence So you got to hit people in their pockets Or you got to react with violence, you know what I mean? So I um I think that the only point of protest is to raise awareness, you know, because there's a lot of things that Go unseen in this country. There's a lot of things that go unheard in this country You know, just because you see it on social media that don't mean nothing. That's one out of Thousands hundreds of thousands, you know, I mean, so sometimes you need people to go to these places and raise Holy hell in order to raise awareness so the proper attention can be bought, you know Bought to things. Yeah, I think that makes sense I think you just I think you got to show civic unrest because you can't let The powers that be get comfortable when they break their laws All right, right because once they feel like they could get away with some shit They're gonna keep on doing it. They're no different than us So every time they try some fuck shit You got to be grateful for the people that come out And they get with it like if they try to take away your guns You might not be one of these crazy militia motherfuckers But you got to be grateful for these white and black militias that go out there with their fucking machine guns right in front of Capital hill and go we're not we're not at all giving up our guns It's not gonna happen because they kind of maintain our rights. The rest of us just go to work and go I will figure that shit out So I don't know. I'm grateful for the people that just go out there and protest For the rights that we're supposed to have And and and to your point sometimes civil unrest shows people that it's a problem Right, I guess that's the same thing is raising awareness because if you go outside a corporation all day And there's thousands of you protesting against this corporation Eventually somebody in that room has to say holy shit. I think we got a real problem Like you might can you might can you know dismiss a few tweets like I they complain on social media or whatever But boy when you actually physically form like voltron and y'all outside of someplace Wow That's a different ball game I don't know what this stat means But it says the u.s. Has the second highest rate of poverty among rich countries Yeah, I mean that's like saying, you know, you got the But Smallest dick amongst black guys You know, I mean most everybody else is like, no, I'll take that dick Whoa All right, okay show Progressive show see listen guys A little black dick Literally a little black dick I'm just saying Charlotte, which one you want you want a little black dick or a big asian dick What's a big asian dick Do you hear the question? Do you hear the question Taylor just asked Taylor just went what's a big asian dick like it's something that didn't exist And I want to google but I don't know I think everything I got is hacked now. So I don't want to google Big asian dicks and then the people that are spying on me see this thing like this guy is weird All right, this guy This guy's search history is porn hub old granny porn and big asian dick. Hey, I'm about to look up big asian dicks, yo I need to see them big asian dicks Big asian I Yo, Taylor's upset with the size. Yeah, but they could shoot a hadouken out. That's the cool thing What's the size? Average size of a black man, let me see it. Oh man asia might care about black people right now I'm saying the asian dick is the size yo the idea of average the idea that that Taylor has for average is astonishing to me. What did she put? I mean, they're just these massive asian dicks. Also, it's all gay porn I don't know why big asian dick only gay porn comes up But they're massive asian dicks. Those are some huge asian dicks Taylor. What do you mean massive? This is not mad and it's all about the angles too. That's why you think it's bigger than his whole face On a scale of one to that mother fucker whole entire face on a scale of one Ella on a scale of one to the big black guy sitting on the bed with his dick just hanging there No, I'm talking about That guy's got that guy's not a dick. That's something else. That's what stuff for love against looks like when he goes home And takes his costume off I think that could be like a twin, you know, like when you have the twin connected to you Like I don't think it's a dick. I think that's his brother dog That never grew a little hot like length Something's off with that dog. That guy's dick is too Magnificent bro. That's a magnificent dick. You know what they call it magnificent dick You know what they call that was that last What? Okay, that was gay I didn't hear what he said Oh, bless I thought he said mess. I thought he said meth. Oh, I said bless I thought y'all was just disgusted Dick was huge bro I I dude, I don't know bro. I really don't know like after he eats. Does he have to burp his dick, brother? Oh my god Real talking gotta throw that shit over his fucking shoulder It's how many ways more than that What his dick, bro, that shit was huge, dude That's what they'll put on that weight. She been talking to him via dm She was like, yo, when you get out this quarantine me and you're gonna go at it You think you could handle that? You think you could handle that guy's dick The super big black guy Yes I don't think most potholes could handle that guy's dick. All right, listen Deontay wadda. Deontay wadda decided to gain a little extra weight for the Tyson fury fighter didn't go his way Taylor Okay, so I don't think just because you gained a little bit of weight. There's gonna help you out That's a good handle big pop of pump I probably wouldn't be able to No, you wouldn't be able to handle that it's like a horse's dick that guy I think it's bigger than a horse's dick and that's with no blood in it. That shit was just hanging chilling That was just flaccid You know what I'm saying dick He didn't even hold this sign up for the protest It was bigger than this and he wasn't even salt bay. He was like all the way excited I better be careful what you asked for god damn Taylor real talk, dude The dick I have Charlotte man this right here That's me, baby No, it's not That's me, baby What it do, baby That's right. That's salt shaker, baby. You got no three potatoes, bro That's that god damn pepper. That's that god damn pepper. See you could three potato, bro Put some parmesan on that on that salad, baby That's me, baby When they do See that's how you got to talk to these late you got to tell you listen when you go home to your girl And you know y'all get into the mood. Yeah, she start going down there. You like yo, put a little parmesan on that salad, baby She's like what put a little parmesan on that salad, baby That's me, baby Taylor go home and tell your man later. Tell her you're like, yo, let me put a little parmesan on that salad, baby Listen as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right if you listen to this podcast And you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant of this podcast Thank you for listening facts. Peace