 Summer One man one decision And so Oh, I got it boys The most highly Requested the greatest video. I will probably ever post I might Retire after this video that I might have to stop doing YouTube after this video because nothing I will ever make after this will be as wanted by the community This is Mine I brought out the Gucci rope for this I brought out a brand-new fated bag You haven't seen yet only thing don't make this better. Oh, and then help button only thing to make this better is Bella But guess what I have something super special super fun in store for you guys for the minecraft I'm assembling the dream team three people joining me to play minecraft xbox one number one player I'm having you join me Drum roll please It's huge ninja fan 69 It's gonna run isn't that actually hilarious. He's on a different account right now I'm pretty sure that kid was actually funny. I thought that kid was really funny He still says he's done scamming I said that I needed people play minecraft and he was the first person to DM me on Twitter Next person who's in do if you guys watched my part two of fortnight one be warned at the end I was playing a guy and after I beat him. He whipped out a Nut button and he hid it into the mic. I bought this just cuz of you No, you do not I've seen it on the car we're gonna hit it. All right one two three fuck one two three Dude hold in I'm so glad we ended this video like this so that guy was 100% going to be on this video You remember like my first ten fortnight videos I played with Jesse Cameron and like usually one of their friends So I have to bring Jesse in on this he made like he helped me make like my first ten fortnight This is what I was terrible. So he carried me I have no idea what we're gonna do a minecraft because I don't play minecraft obviously so I Don't think it matters what I do in this video. I could I Could draw a giant dick out of blocks and you guys would love this video so What's up Huge ninja fan 69 your account is a rip xx extension of course of course. This is your second account Okay, what do I do what the fuck is all this stuff festive world Chinese mythology world? They update Skyrim world What is this bro? I'm playing minecraft in just like years. I'm gonna know it Get your get your not button out for me This is going to be gentlemen, this is gonna be the greatest video ever posted. I hope you guys are ready You know that right? Oh shit What the fuck is all this stuff? There's so much dude. I haven't played forever. This is He's about to get an addiction. He's never gonna play block ups for yeah gentlemen. I'm sorry every time It's a whole adventure time world sweat my crap. And this is Finn's tree. They recreated the whole thing Oh my god, this is really a dungeon trying to wait 16 gigabytes for me to get into this I'm coming. Don't worry. You have to download the whole game. I'm not gonna I'm not Gentlemen let's put our girls aside and build the greatest thing we've ever built minecraft history. Are you ready? I hate you and I can't I change you so I must exterminate every mix is like 2012 What if this dude from last any lyrics he's getting blocked? Everybody listen up This is a banger, dude. Tell me why he actually auto-tuned his voice I gave you That's pretty good very good Bro stop grieving my dick I'm not grieving it. I'm not grieving bro You're grieving my dick, dude. I'm not Dude if people are just Wait, no I'm not I'm not just busted my nuts Wait what did you tell me did you just say you went on porno and you saw your parents? I imagine whacking off to like a porno and it like shows the back the whole time And then she just turns around looks at the camera and at your mom Yeah, dude, that's time to Imagine Siri How do you feel about matt? Then what else? Matt is a dumb Whoa Oh my god Dude's actually treasure map Okay, it's over here. Okay. It's around here somewhere start digging. All right. I saw the x like around here on t o t Hey, hey, don't breathe. You're gonna blow up the treasure I'm it says we're standing We're looking for the treasure. There's a treasure map. It says it's right here. It's not gonna be this deep How do you know? Oh It won't let me open it don't touch my shit How do I kill myself bro? I'm stuck Tell me why I look back at my screen and there's eight ducks in front of me. They're actually chickens. You don't know that Look at all those chickens. Hey, Siri. How are you feeling today? She's Dude, I'm so this whole party is such cancer I want to make no money off this video. So if you could just keep that up Here matt, you want me to send you a picture of my pet stand? If mmg was a guy, I think I'd be If mmg was a guy, it'd probably be you. Matt, you want to picture my pet stand? Yes or no? No, I don't Just let me play minecraft in peace. No one's helping me build. Why am I even building this? Okay, I got you you want to get demonetized No, I'm you you teach matt how to get demonetized. No This is the worst video I've ever made I'll look back at this video and I'll be like, wow, was it really worth filling my english project? Well, okay. It's better than whatever you guys are built, which is literally jack shit. All right gentlemen Now I don't mind not even half the whole thing in tnt So my sister used to tell me that I was adopted and I was black when I was born And then my parents like gave me pills to turn me white like michael jackson. I believe they feel long How old were you? I was like five, dude. Why did she tell you that? I don't know dude. She's bro. I used to get like major growing pain from kicking. I'm dead ass about this I used to get major growing pain from kicking so I so I put icy hot on like my inner thigh And like it felt really good and I was just rubbing it on a little nonchalant and like got on my balls And you just started beating your dick I just found this sign. I found this sign with two chickens It's cute. This is perfectly fine. I'm so done with this video. I want to die gentlemen Our masterpiece is complete Our masterpiece It's complete. I love it gentlemen. Say your goodbyes. Can you wave in this game? Everybody teabag, I'm teabagging Shut up, it's gonna work No Okay Thank you for that never ask you play minecraft ever again