 Hey, babe, you still love me if I was fat. Yeah, of course. I Love hearing about guys bad dates. They'll be like oh shit offered us with the bill so right when it started I had a girl that I was talking to come on over and Hang out with me, right? But she came over completely drunk She was trash. She had a bottle of crown in her hand when she got here She refused to eat anything. She refused to slow down. She was drinking it straight I was like what the fuck is wrong with you never hooked up with her before and everything with her before So I wasn't too sure who she even was as a person to be honest with you That being said we were talking next thing. I know her hand is down my pants. I told her to stop I was completely sober. She was completely drunk. She couldn't hardly say her own name After arguing with me about why I refused to sleep with her She started slapping me hitting me pushing me Turned my camera on on my phone lucky luckily long enough to catch a majority of it and her saying that she was in telecops And I went to her When the cops came they put me in handcuffs until I was able to show them the video of what really happened I am sick and tired of women ruining good men. I see all these women sitting here crying about how Men are but nobody's talking about how y'all are Men are not here to provide us with a golden life on a silver platter Men are not here to be controlled by us or to cater to our every need Men are not here to pick up the slack for lazy women I'm so sick and tired of seeing these women get in relationship with men and control Every aspect of their life or try to change him y'all knew who that man was when you started dating him You need to accept him for who he is or not date him at all. I Am just so tired of y'all ruining these good men for the rest of us Listen if you have to wait until you get paid to buy me something give me money Send me somewhere on vacation while you work If you're going to hit me with the babe go ahead and pay it and I'll pay you next week when I get paid Yeah Listen, my advice to you is to stay single and save your money. You cannot afford to be in no relationship Especially with a woman like me Why am I a whore? Put a finger down ho edition Put a finger down if your body count is over three Put a finger down if you've already sent naughty pics Put a finger down if you've made out in the bathroom Put a finger down if you're flirting with a guy during quarantine that you know that you will never see like ever Put a finger down if you've kissed more than five people Put a finger down if you've lied about your virginity Put a finger down if you've hooked up with someone more than three years older than you Put a finger down if you've had a friends with benefits And lastly put a finger down if you've talked to three or more guys at once Okay, I want to tell you a story about my boobs. So my boobs are fake. They're fake But they're anatomical implants and nine times out of 10 men cannot tell the difference I've had them for 10 years and I still have to reveal to men that they're fake props to my doctor But anyways the point is I was dating this guy and we had been together for about six months We were having a little cheat chat about our non-negotiables in a relationship and he looks at me and he says I would never date a woman with fake boobs. I'm into natural women and I look at him and go You realize my boobs are fake, right? And then he says no, they're not. No, I would know and I say I'm pretty sure between the two of us. I would know and then he just shrugs like Well, I guess I like fake boobs then and it's so weird because like No one accused me of lying to him told me I had deceived him into motorboating fake boobs Or that I was less of a woman for having a man-made part Nobody knew before we slept together that my boobs are fake, but nobody cared And in case you missed the point trans women are women Really went inside Most women would get married faster if they just hold back Don't give him sex. Don't move in with him Don't cook and clean. Don't do anything that is wifey duty if he's only giving you girlfriend budget Hi Dan, I just moved in next door. I'm a supermodel I don't care who the IRS sends. I am not paying taxes Oh, wait, you got a boyfriend. Oh, yeah, what are you doing out here then girl? He trusts me. He know where I'm at He got my location. He know what I look like Hey daddy I'm stuck your when I get home A couple years ago a guy named Eugene came in to see me Eugene was about 46 years old. He had been divorced about seven years He had a 10 year old child and a 12 year old child Now Eugene had been faithfully paying child support to the tune of about 600 bucks a month for the last seven years The problem was is that he had been paying it directly to his ex-wife Writing her a check every month rarely missed a payment. And if he did he made it up the next month The problem was that the court order that ordered him to pay child support Ordered him to pay through the state in this case, Tennessee And in Tennessee, you have to pay it through the child support receding unit. He hadn't done that He had paid it directly to her Well, he got a letter from the state saying that he was over $40,000 in arrears And he was going to have to pay $40,000. You want to know what happened? Well, tune in to part two to see what happened I know on tiktok I could be kind of a pain But in real life, I'm just a guy who goes to work and takes care of his kid My son's mother and I have joint custody and she is the custodial parent But a year ago she took off to Kentucky and left him with me She came back in august and since that time she's been living in a boarding house But she just got kicked out of it and who knows where she's staying But she tells me that she's going to come get him today and take him to where she is and I says, the f*** you are You have nothing for him to wear. You have nowhere for him to sleep So I called the courthouse and the courthouse said, I'm sorry, sir But you have to send him to her no matter where she is No matter where she is She could be in the middle of a ditch and I have to send him to her. So you know what I said Let her violate me I will be dead before I send him to somewhere. He isn't safe Fathers need rights too