 All right everybody, what's up on sports and like conduct gab brie? We're back week seven week seven that was something seven It wasn't normal. I'll tell you that week seven was something. We have NBA tip-off tonight MLB playoffs going at it game seven There I mean this is the best time everything I don't know. I don't know 16 NHL games tonight like it and there's college football on tonight, too Crazy what more could you ask for no excuse for you to not be in front of your television? But what we have for you guys today. We have a guest for you guys again, just like last week We're not going with the roast intro like we did the week before that was yeah, something But we have co-hosts of caps off pod The starting nine the game day superstar Jack Perotty, what's up the girls? Yeah, I went from roasting last week to call me a superstar, which is you are I mean you're like traveling the world watching sports talking about sports That's I mean that's like LeBron James level numbers that you're doing. Yes something like that. You could say LeBron Yeah, like in high school. It's the same was it st. Mount Benson St. Mary. I've been since St. Mary Whatever you know Like really just trying to talk about my job to my grandparents is probably the hardest thing I do every single year It's really I don't know you guys probably have a tough time with that, too It makes no sense. Yeah, I know my grandma seems to like love it She's like one of my biggest supporters. She'll just hype it up comment my mom, too She'll post every tiktok I ever make on her Instagram reals like I don't know it's funny On the reels and everything Yeah, my mom actually replied to one of my Same-game parlays from Sunday night football. She's like, how do I do this? How do I bet I was like press the buttons mom Just like chill out a little bit with she was all for it and of course we actually bet on your 49ers that time and yeah, yeah We fell a little short. It was a couple weeks ago. I think McCaffrey Needed seven more rushing yards something like that At least I'm not the only one disappointed with the 49ers the last few weeks, so that's nice to hear but Might as well just get right into it. Yeah, we'll just go. What's going on? I Mean nothing good at all right now They have one of the best records in the NFL some of the best players on their team You can't say nothing good last night was back. Yeah Six graders running around there with their heads cut off. They got no clue what they're doing at all I don't know what like the Jordan Addison touchdown to end the second half last night crazy I don't like first of all, he just got like little boy basically our corner Traverious where which is that's a whole different story But like how do you not with 15 seconds left and like 50 60 are good on the field not have one safety back there I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm not a defensive play car I only know my defense to Madden but like still it's not that hard It's that Chris McCabery can't run to save his life like at all. We can't get any push the offensive line the last couple weeks I don't know Brock Purdy is me like some horrible throws in crunch time, which I'm still a Brock guy But like it went from up here like he's gonna literally be the greatest quarterback I've ever seen in my entire life as an Irish fan to like he will maybe get the job done Like he's just Jimmy again. No, I think he's better than Jimmy. Oh boy No, but you forget like Jimmy at the start was insane Like he won right after we trade for him the Patriots He wanted to sit first six games with a horrible team So we're like this dude's gonna be that guy Brock wins what 11 12 13 whatever it is And we think he's gonna be the guy and then he was gonna regress. It's gonna be Jimmy again We're gonna lose the Super Bowl again I mean, I still think the nicer better team than anyone in the NFC I don't think we can be a team like a team that has a quarterback like Josh Allen or Mahomes or Or we've been even bangles like that Josh Allen, please. Hey, I have some yeah You know, we can we can get to that when we get to that but like it could be worse You know, if you think about it, it could be worse. Your team could have no wins Yeah Doesn't have the longest active touchdown streak not like that counts for wins, but Yeah, no, that's that's really neat that he said it in the game that we lost I grew up a Stanford fan, so I love a cat for you. That's cool Yeah, I mean at least like our quarterback is a good guy, you know, I can hang my hat on that Yeah, at least you have that going for you because I'm a little boy Good old Arizona Iowa boy Capri's carrying my fantasy team, so I have nothing negative to say about the offense. It's just I don't know what's going on. They'll figure it out though I feel like they're gonna they got the bangles this coming week I feel like they're gonna beat about like 10 and really put put their their foot back on the map But I said that this week going into Vikings and that didn't turn out great at all So what's your takeaway from the Browns 49ers game? I know we're just like opening more wounds here and just going in deeper. I'm sorry that this is happening but I just want to talk about it as a Life-long Cleveland Browns never has anything in my life happened like that. Yeah, no So for me that was really all right. We can just blame it on kicking like that's fine I love a nice excuse kicking is a great one. I mean you're playing in bad conditions for like 30 minutes on the lake. Yep raining As soon as I remember as soon as I said I was like, oh man, it's such bad conditions out there. It's pouring right next drive It's like sunny There goes that one. Yeah, I love all the excuses I can get but no I think that game honestly just the Browns defense actually is the best in football. It's legit unless they're playing Gardner Minchu Well Gardner Minchu forget. He's a he's a pretty workhorse kind of guy He lives out of a van in the offseason. He really builds up a nice, you know toughness through that So you can't do anything about that. He's still got a win too. So It's true. I mean, yeah, they did get a win Kirk Cousins, though, how do you feel about Kirk Cousins people hate him people love him? He's the man I was Kirk have a four quarterback even I feel like that's like even a deep cut because everyone loves him now She's a cool. Yeah He balls people I feel a lot of people like to give him craps because a lot of times in prime time Obviously he chokes but throughout the entire season every quarter It's gonna have a couple of bad games and his just happened to be on national television But he's been a top five quarterback or not Thomas. Sorry top ten quarterback Top ten quarterback the last couple years and no one wants to admit that just because that's the question I was gonna bring up is Kirk Cousins. It's not ten quarterback and I say yes Literally name ten quarterbacks better than him right now. I can't can't free. What about you? I? Would put him in the 10 to 12 range Yeah, I think Kirk Cousins is he does more good than he does bad like the bad is really bad Yes, the bad is really really bad, but he's doing more good And a lot of other people when he's when he's good. He's very good, but like Those flashes where he'll trip over his own offensive line My god, it's just mistakes like that. It's like dude Yeah, what's going on? There's nothing that gets me going more than to see Kirk Cousins take off and run though That is my favorite thing ever to see if he's just like slow What do you think his like inner monologue is when he does stuff like that? Isn't he like crazy Christian guy who doesn't curse at all like That's like some Mormon type of stuff, I don't know they just don't know how to curse I don't know. I mean the Jack Wilson's Mormon. He's out here banging mom. So I don't know No, no one's ever actually confirmed that for me. So let's listen. No, that's true I like to give him the benefit of the doubt there though. Like if you have that crazy of a rumor attached to your name Right, I love that his ex-girlfriend tried to make that up to make herself look better and like have a lot of dirt on him Meanwhile, just like his stock Complete opposite effect. Oh my god. Yeah, that's funny That's funny. So I feel like the Kirk Cousins trade rumors are gonna be shut down now That was a great game. I don't think anyone I don't think they're gonna get rid of him It looks like him and Justin Jefferson are Getting along great probably a little better than Stefan and Josh Allen. So I Still would be shocked if he leaves after this year though like he's a free agent at the end of the year I don't know Maybe you got just cuz you have your family Minnesota. You stay But if you can go to a team that could win a Super Bowl immediately, I think I don't think the bike I mean, I think he would improve a lot of teams and that's why I say he's a good quarterback Cuz there's a lot of teams that he would improve the 49ers would never lose a game with with Kirk Cousins a quarterback. Let's like make that very quick. There's no chance. They would ever lose I think they would be a better team with him at quarterback. Yeah, for sure I Just I'm just interested never lose a game. I think her cousins would be great there I Know you're a past fan, but come on Mack Jones is not that good. No, he's not he's not I had people One person in particular say that I need to apologize to Mack Jones for all Mac Jones need to apologize to you He needs to apologize to me. That's Because the last couple of weeks obviously have not been good And I have said that he's not a good quarterback and that this person was like, oh, you need to apologize to him He's carrying the team, but like what do they want it written and mailed to what are you watching that? I'm not is what I always had one good game in their careers Jamarcus Russell that doesn't mean he's good like everyone Thank you. Thank you. Thank you because this is a conversation that gab and I had During his rookie season. We had it last year and we had it again this year His rookie season it was so good broke records like how many Quarterbacks have had those rookie seasons and then gone on to do absolutely nothing. I can name you one. I can name you one Let's look at Baker Mayfield You're a Baker Mayfield fan. Aren't you? Yeah. Yeah, I love Baker I actually in college. I think it's like senior year someone told me I look like Baker But if he dropped out of school and just started cranking beers instead I was like, it's kind of a weird comp, but I've got it like multiple times. I don't know why it's Well, I'll take it. I love Baker though. I think he's fun. It's out. Not a good quarterback But yeah, no, he's not a good quarterback He has a lot of personality traits that people seem to like and he's funny and he'll probably make a good College football analyst someday. Oh, he's like the next McAfee for sure Yeah, I think that's the career trajectory that he's gonna go for but I feel like Mac Jones and Baker Mayfield Have like a similar thing going on because when Baker was playing for the Browns He would be really really good and then the next game. He's throwing four interceptions and he's terrible And it's just so inconsistent. It's not sustainable. It's just not good. No It just like sucks the fans back in they have that one good game They go back in they're like, well, do you remember this game like I yeah I remember that one, but do you remember on Christmas when he threw four interceptions and ruined it? Yeah, that's that's what that's exactly where I'm at right now. I watched those last two games I watched the Cowboys game. I watched the Saints game and I'm just like dude that not good And then I watched this past week against the Bills and it's like the best game he's had in his career And I'm like, oh, we might be back. We might be back. Just beat Miami this week and here we go Bring some wins together might be back. If y'all be Miami this week, I'll cut off the tip of my pinkie There's no Holding you to it holding you to it No, I just Not to say that I think this will happen and most definitely will happen for you I just don't see the Patriots coming back from Me either me either but it's a fun little is a fun little mental mental place that I'm in right now where I'm like Maybe stranger things have happened, you know but realistically No, sorry, but it was fun weekend. It was great. Yeah anytime anytime the Buffalo Bills lose is great in my book especially at the hands of my team so I Had a good time But I feel like there needs to be a conversation around the Buffalo Bills as a whole not even good Not even just Josh Allen like from the head coach all the way down Not yeah, I think it starts with the coach. I don't think the coach is working out. I don't think it's very good Mmm. Don't like it. I think they're cooked I I feel they got a lot of problems with injuries right now, too. Like what? Matt Milano is out and then you got your Davies widely those are the two best very significance and One Miller like you have no in the rest of the past or no one to stop the run and no one to guard past like at that point your defense is left so vulnerable and When you're a one-dimensional offense like the Bills all the only thing they can do it all right now is pass the football They can't run the ball and they can't defend anything So like they're just going I feel they're going through a weird stretch. They got to figure something out Maybe it's straight for Derek Henry because no one at all Now I'm I know you're in the AFC east of fan, but that would be so sick if you had I would want them watch I would like to see it. I Think it'd be awesome. No, thanks. Um, I do I do agree like they are pretty pretty banged up in a really bad way right now But like so is everybody. Yeah patriots are down where the Patriots had zero of their pass rush in that game and you had Jack Jones come in on corner blitzes like making Josh Allen run for his life. So I don't know. I think there's more obviously more to it than just the injuries. They start out horrible It's I don't know what's going on to where they start games the way In the opposite way that Patriots start games Patriots start games their first drive looks real good to get excited and then They cross the 45 yard line and they can't do anything settle for a field goal and after that. It's all downhill bills are the opposite Throwing out on the first drive and then they figure it out and they want to pick it up right at the end I feel like all their games go down to the last minute Scramble to score every single time But if they're gonna be the contenders that we all think that they should be that's gotta get figured out stat Oh, they definitely should be they should be the offense should be scoring Points every single game, but they're not it's just not happening Yeah, you you can't afford to have your offense look lackadaisal for like even one quarter if you're gonna go up against the chiefs or any of those teams You're screwed I don't know man We'll see but There's I mean Josh Allen in that that post game. He's like, I have no answer for you I don't know why this happens and but like they all said it the head coach said it von Miller said it Sophan digs didn't even have a post game. He said no he denied any post game interviews You know what whatever he can do whatever he wants at this point I love that tween yet. It's like I don't care if I cost you all your parlays or fancy or anything like that like No, he's funny. He's funny for that one. Um, hey, he usually does a good job though It's all you gotta say for him. Usually usually gets the job done. Yeah, he's been killing it almost every week for me I don't know. I just I'm in the lululean with pats right now probably until you think you think that this team Can get your 10 wins Still on the table. No, not I mean not really not realistically, but here we go. I will say if for whatever reason God decides that today is the day that I'm gonna help you out you being me and it's this coming sunday in Miami and he helps them football team win The next like five weeks after that are not good teams. There's a Potential to go on a run there. Okay. Well, what would you rather do? Would you rather have? the 500 team Just okay or tank I mean I don't know the right answer is tank, but I don't want I don't want to watch my team lose at the same time I mean that I know it's a right of passage at this point I don't know. I don't know what to do. You've never seen bad. You've never seen bad football until now I don't know. It's a bossam fan. You've probably even seen bad sports ever in your life like literally Low-key you deserve this once every once every couple years. It's like a Uh leap year. Yeah, but if you have a bad team here, the other three are doing it How how many championships have you seen in your lifetime? a million uh See exactly I can't even tell You got the one in your reckoning. I think it's like 16 or something like that. I I don't even know I mean Yeah, six for the pass Four for the red socks. That's 10 right there 12. Okay, 12. I overestimated. Sorry 12. That's just a measly little 12 oopsies A measly little 12. Oh my god. It must be nice. You know, I am jealous That's nothing with the Warriors and San Francisco Giants and I grew both of you guys I don't think I'm allowed to like yeah, I'm talking to you have right now. Like I'm not allowed to complain at all Not as a Warriors fan. I'll tell you that Hey, but you got 2016 which I will be reminded from my friends that I was with watching that game for probably 80 more You have three of them though. We had one Then you had the Kevin Durant one which it doesn't even count We have four actually total by the way not three Yeah, you remember that last one. Um, yeah, but I'm just talking about the two years ago. I think you forgot about that Yeah, I would like right See, look at you just like ruining our NBA I forgot I was against the Celtics Y'all hate me. I can go right now. See. Yeah, thanks for coming on. Um, we're done here. Yeah. Yeah I don't know else we got gab football wise I don't know. There's so many things that happened this week the eagles beat the dolphins That was really cool that goes with my Jalen Hertz narrative that I'm gonna go on for the rest of the season because I'm gonna be annoying about it I do have a question about the dolphins though They only Feed up on the really bad teams at one. What point are we gonna talk about that talk about maybe their frauds Every time after the Patriots team above 500. They've lost both times 70 on the Broncos my high school football team could probably do that Oh, yeah I was saying the bills the bills and uh, the bills and eagles both like kind of dominated the dolphin really stomped them It's a little I don't know it's a little scary I was like one of my good buddies that I do caps off with huge dolphins fans So I'm like I'm rooting for him. Just be a nice guy I'm gonna be hilarious if they want I see that post What are every sunday with what does it say with the eye black What a tool face on I had to do I had to take that picture at a certain perfect angle for him because he's like We did a good job Yeah, yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, I feel like dolphins fans are crazy though Yes, not in like a bad crazy not like a mean crazy that are that they're gonna like cut you out I just think every time I see something with the dolphins fans. It's insane They they all think too was just as good as Patrick Malm's or better. It's not so Wild, I don't get it. I a lot of nines fans think Brock is better than my homes. I'm dead serious I don't believe that I hear that but I it's just not going I don't all send you some videos that I took when I was literally interviewing nines fans for the count Yeah, but like I did that two ones with like browns fans and they're gonna say yeah Oh Baker Mayfield so much better than Patrick Malm's I feel like, you know, you're just gonna say for the video. So it looks good I guess I would never say that though. Like there's no shame. Come on. I don't know Some people are just way too drunk. They got they got beer way too too easily down there I got too many with dollars That's funny This I mean this comment right here is is perfect. Oh we from sunday We'll see them play the champs in germany like first of all the fact that the dolphins in the chief's game is A international game sure super good game grow the game to the international market. Whatever I said last week First thing it's 6 30 in the morning for me. I'm not waking up to watch that That's insane How is that not a prime time game? The fact that that's in front of german fans that don't really probably follow football or note as much too Like it's not going to be that crazy of an atmosphere No, I think it's a crazy atmosphere Didn't they play a game there last year? Yeah, and I think didn't tom brady Didn't tom brady play there and he was like hyping it up saying like that was so crazy Yeah, the seahawks game. I guess german soccer fans are nuts. So maybe I'm home They probably don't understand something they do I guess but it's not like they're fans there But these people I think go really hard Yeah, there's a lot of patriots fans over there just because like sebastian volmer was on the team and stuff and he's like the ambassador for german nfl like media and stuff like that They're nuts. I wouldn't be surprised if like that that atmosphere is great But like I just don't understand how That's not like I get it from again the grow the game standpoint, but how is that not a primetime game? It's the best probably the best game of the week Yeah, I don't think any games better than that. There's no way Uh, what week is that? Yeah, I don't know two weeks from now. I believe Yeah, we can remember. Oh, there's some good. Actually, there's some good games that week guys. Yeah, for real. Yeah, all right Eagles cowboys, that's a good game Bill's bangles that's going to be a good one because you know they got some beef there too It's not bad. I like that this week's games are trash honestly coming up. I was looking at them. They're not that good Yeah, they're pretty um uninspiring I will still sit on my couch for 12 hours straight. Yeah, that is that is again be there no matter what um Jets giants though Let's be serious So sometimes it'll be oh that that's really actually I think she's one of the people that follows our podcast a lot rich We uh I don't think anyone in new york like I live in new york right now No one's excited for that like at all No one's going to be going out to bars to watch that or anything like if you are going to that game and spending There's $400 tickets for nosebleeds if you're spending $400 for tickets that you you should be checked into a psych ward Like that is I don't you know, it was probably so hyped up though In the off season people were like, oh, yeah, I can't wait to go like daniel jones He's got a bag Aaron rogers is going to be playing and now you get we could get a better quarterback for one and then you get zack wilson Yeah, yeah, not great. Not great $400 to go watch a game at metlife stadium is it sounds like help First of all, he has like socks Getting out those socks coming back sucks like well you've been to a lot of stadiums You've been to a lot. Where would you what what's your top five? Top five. I I still gotta get the buffalo. I haven't been Okay, so my thing with buffalo is the stadium itself like kind of sucks The same the stadium sucks, but the atmosphere is really good Okay, okay, so you're saying like nicest stadiums. No, just like the best time that you've had it again All right. Well, nice stadium for sure is definitely like a lesion in las vegas that place is you think so I love it. It's so nice. I hate where it's located, but it's a nice stadium I don't like you like have ptsat from that one. I absolutely do but I also but I went to a game before That game and I like I wasn't crazy about it I don't know. I love so I I go to so far all the time and it's so far still I gotta get out there My my favorite game experience that I've had though like arrowhead stadium It's so good. I was literally just there on sunday. Like that place is Did you see taylor? Yeah, of course. I was using my suite actually. Oh, yeah, she was in your suite. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. No, it's dope Well that place like I was there for the afc championship game last year. I've never I've gone to a ton of college football games I've been to Ohio State, Michigan I've been to a bunch of like I've been to bamma and georgia like those some crazy atmospheres and No nfl stadium compares to that besides arrowhead arrowhead is it's psychotic like everyone there. It's so freaking loud I was one of my buddies on sunday at the chief's game And he's only ever been to college football. He's ever been to an nfl one He like didn't expect much from it at all But like I think it was literally the second play of the game when the chiefs are on defense He goes and he's like, okay. This is insane. Like chiefs fans are Like they're actually psychokinesis. He can't go to another stadium now. He can't He's a fan like me too and I'm like, dude, don't go to a game at least Yeah, you're never you're never gonna live up to that. It's good. It's nice. It's loud, but it's nothing like that like I don't The food there is good the drinks are good the tailgating's fun You can get jameson hot chocolates there You can yeah. Oh my god. I was I was so damn cold and they used to change it was like five degrees Yeah, they have jameson hot chocolates. So good. That sounds so good. I would love that I was trying to drink so many beers that I had like a beer jacket on it wasn't working at all Didn't do anything That's like 200 later Yeah, right. Gosh, I guess guess how much money two Coors light tall boys are at Levi's stadium I was there like a month ago. Guess how much to after taxes it 45 45 more two 52 dollars for two Coors light tall boys. That's it. 52 dollars Is that like a tip in there too? Are you? Yeah, a 10% tip like I'm not gonna be that nice if you're charging me that much for beer. I can't do it I was just at Staple center. Well, I don't know crypto. I guess the other night Two beers there. I think it came out to be 39. That's without tip or anything Obviously, that's not tipped, but that was before tip. Yeah, it's not crazy. Yeah, I just don't It was a normal size beer too. It wasn't like one of the big Like whatever Oh Yes, yeah a regular draft Oh, that's okay. Since we're talking about like prices of stuff. This is a little off topic of football. Sorry. I'm just moving the convo here, but what are your guys's opinions on the mlb tickets mlb tickets in phoenix For the diamond bags people are complaining and making fun of them that they're so cheap But I thought this whole thing was let's get cheaper tickets so fans can attend and now they're getting roasted for cheap tickets Yes, that's wild I it's they've been in the playoffs and what was it for seven trying to do math seven years at this point So like at least have all your fans that are diehards that want to go to the game Like a lot of them probably can't afford it I I love the cheap tickets if I saw five dollar playoff tickets So even like I'm a Giants fan if the Mets or Yankees had them which that's not going to happen for a minute for either of them But if they'd had that I would love to go just as like a baseball fan in general It's I don't like why they're getting roasted for that But I did like how Philly's fans are trying to buy them. So that is funny And it's funny, but I feel I feel bad typical Philly though I just if the if They win today make it to the world series and it's stays in that Not cheap because I don't think any world series ticket would ever be cheap, but in that relatively doable range I'd drive out for a game It's a six hour drive. But like why the hell not you go to a world series game. You don't have to pay $700 Like you would have had to in boston or new york or even in philly. Maybe I went to an astro Braves playoff. I didn't I did not buy these tickets, but to get in it was like Eight hundred dollars Oh Yeah, that's not that's not even if I could get a world series ticket for less than a hundred dollars. It was like 80 dollars I would still probably do oh my god. It's gonna drive for sure Yeah, I feel bad. I feel bad for their fans getting roasted and they sell the place out too That's pretty packed. They sold the place out in the regular season against the cubs Like it's not like they're terrible fans They're not many of them but they're good. They're good Poor guys, so I'm looking I'm looking at it right now And the starting price is 350 But still that's like cheaper than most Yeah, I think that's cheaper than any like wild card round game for the philis Because I was looking at going to one of those with one of my buddies is a marlins fan And they were like 450 dollars 350 for world series I would do I mean In in the grand scheme of things like that's pretty Pretty good, but like Yeah, but if you're not like a fan of it or anything, it's not right. I could I could think of much more Much better things for me Yeah, 350 dollars, you know I don't know. Um, should we talk a little bit of basketball before we let you go? Let's do it What do we think? What do we think about the season? Is this the end of uh, the warriors? I hear there's no No extension on the horizon for clay Yeah, it's probably last year was honestly the beginning of the end for it Anyway, as soon as you trade away jordan pool is your biggest chance of having a future and you choose dremon green Over him. It makes absolutely no sense. I don't know what they're doing. They sound rudey gay too This team would be loaded if it was like seven years ago It'd be crazy them They'd have all these dudes that are just studs, but I don't know like I I still love steff And I think he's still the best point guard in the league I still think he's better than lucario or anything like that He can get us to the playoffs maybe when a series, but you're not going that far, honestly, like they're just so They're very top happy. No depth. You're excited for chris paltz I have no clue. I feel about that because I hate this so much like my whole life as a warriors fan I hated him on the clippers. I hated him on the rockets Like this dude was like my enemy my mortal enemy Especially because everyone was trying to compare him step curry and now he's the backup point guard. I don't know like it's just I have no idea what's going on. I I don't like chris paul. I guess I maybe I will It's like when richard sherman came to the 49ers He hated him this one because he's on the seahawks, but then he came and I love them So I have no idea Okay, so who are the warriors going to play in the finals? A box probably box with dame and then dame obviously who is from oakland from the bay area You know gonna take one for the team and he'll obviously be like, hey you guys you guys take your your chip because the warriors need More to me than the milwaukee bucks, obviously, so Great Yeah, yeah, yeah, or the Celtics. We can beat the Celtics again. That'd be fun. That'd be nice on it or the cash Yeah, mba, do you have any predictions for any of the awards? Uh, I I feel like either Tatum Tatum or yon is gonna win the mvp We've seen saying this adjacent Tatum though, like he's so good at how that mvp breakout season this year With the sporting cast he has he actually I think could do it because defenses won't have to just focus on him So I'll I'll roll with your boy Tatum. I'll go with Jason. I love that love the support. I uh I did the same thing I put I don't like to do A ton of money on like futures bets like that because I'm so terrified that I'll jinx it So I just did 10 bucks on Tatum. So it feels like it's like a Like a win-win situation for me. Yeah, he wins it. Sure. Great. If he loses it I only lost 10 bucks. What's that and that's a coffee and a half from starbucks in the grand scheme of things, you know But I don't I got a lot of expectations for the Celtics this year And I've had a lot of expectations for the Celtics for the past few years. So I mean you guys basically replace marcus smart with himself but good at offense, right? And then of course english is awesome. I I think you guys are probably On paper We'll see how they gel I agree, but I don't know a little nervous Okay, last thing before we let you go. We want to talk about our girl kimberley And the skims campaign Oh Kim Kardashian Yes, Kim's line came out. She could not have picked a better cast of men To promote this product. I mean I was sold. Yeah, I don't even I'm I would buy the I'm gonna buy the boxers. I don't have anyone to buy them for Oh, but I'm gonna be purchasing them because I'm already sold You got you got greek god nick bossa 270 just pure muscle a hunk of meat out there What do you want me to do? Of course, I'm gonna buy the skims. Of course, I'm gonna buy them I don't even know what they're selling, but I'll buy it I really couldn't pick anyone better the top three the three In that that commercial are just so perfect objectively the most handsome men in their sports They're all extremely well known Bossa, I think is a hot take for hot ass NFL play I feel like the girls like him personality wise. No, that one's out. We're not talking about that Jalen hurts. Yeah We like Jalen. Yeah, but you know, he's not gonna be modeling for skims He can't even give an interview for more than 30 seconds It's a good point. Nick bossa can't either his interviews are horrible. But all you do is yeah, but he's not like Cookie cutter quarterback You know, I guess when you got nick bossa his abs have at it's great like his abs separated and then there is something in the middle I've never seen that before Like it's outrageous. It's nuts. Good for him except I think SGA was a really good pick too Oh my god fashion icon. Absolutely. He's about to be a superstar I mean he's already a superstar on the court basically, but I feel this is A good way for more people to get to know him and see he's got one more One more met gala before he like absolutely goes on moon trajectory in the fashion Right I was just wondering how many instagram followers each of those guys got after kim k goes probably so many Well, I mean namer is already namer is namer. He already has the most but like sga I don't know how many of like the girl. He's no sga before right They probably know now because you know Oklahoma City is probably not pulling them any followers I would assume Sure, it's a fine and dandy city with green barbecue or something. I don't know sure, but it's not Superstar location. Yeah Go for him She did. I mean shout out to kim She knows she knows her audience. She knows what she's trying to do because you know, all the girlies are gonna be like Oh, look nick bossa wears them and you should wear them too Yeah, I just it's just such a good outlet for more people to enjoy sports too women that aren't doing it They're like, wow, this is what we get. So now they're tuning in Start with Taylor and Travis right his pants on earth every single sunday Sports are really for the girlies right now and it's about damn time. It's a hell of a movement It's for the chicks and we love it. I'm out about it. No complaints We have no complaints over here. I'll tell you that Okay, what else is that all we got? I think that's all we have for you before we let you go first. Thanks for joining us Thanks for talking with the girls today and can you let everybody know where to find you what you've got going on? What can we look for? Yeah, thank y'all for having me appreciate it. It was fun. Um Yeah, you can just find me on my personal social medias jack underscore parodi par odi I don't know if this showing up is on the screen Um, but you can do that or follow caps off pod caps off podcast That's where I talk about football and if you like baseball, I got a baseball show called hot corner show Uh, yeah on tiktok everything. So subscribe to youtube. We're trying to get that going for caps off a little bit more So that'd be really nice. Thank you Well, well, thanks for joining us. Um, have a great rest of your night Enjoy the baseball enjoy the basketball whatever y'all got going on and we hope the 49ers beat the bangles They will trust me else. I'm never gonna hear that of it from our friends. So All right jack, thank you. All right, so y'all appreciate Um breaking news the patrice just waved malik punningham Did they this is my night. Oh mac johns. They said mac johns. We saw what you did you out performed josh allen We think you're the next coming up brady It only took one game in the next three you could suck it up forever and it doesn't matter We're gonna extend you and give you a Guaranteed contract Breathe they're gonna extend they're gonna extend mac johns and you're gonna be stuck with mac johns for the next five years And it's gonna be like daniel jones And it's gonna be bad. They would be so stupid. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you I don't know what to say They would be so stupid um I just Like going back to the kurt cousins thing you can go out and get kurt cousins in free agency or something like that trade for kurt cousins and like Better Better chance. I mean, I know he's older and stuff. He's gonna be no you have a better chance with kurt cousins than you do mac johns I'm sorry. It's the truth a lot of teams. Let's name all the teams right now. Who would be better with kurt cousins? Panthers panthers. Yep bucks Yeah Yes, yeah, yeah saints Not doing it saints aren't doing it the jets. Um There's a lot of teams who else the packers If we have our cousins at home Like there's just so many there's so many we have young kurt cousins at home. Oh my god. No, I'm telling you there's so many teams The commanders would be better with kurt cousins the cleveland browns would be better right now with kurt cousins and that would be the chargers Who knows maybe the chargers. There's so many teams that would be better with kirk. I'm so sick of them I'm so sick of them. I think I I think i'm renouncing my chargers fandom No, you can't do that. You can't go away from them. You can't do it I know I jumped on the bandwagon. I got to at least, you know, stick it out But like there's how frustrating are they to watch and then you got tony romo on the broadcast Talking about all braided staley. He's such a great defensive mind and then two seconds later It's the worst called defense. I've ever seen in my entire life Okay, and then you want to He's doing the same thing with kellamore too. kellamore. He's a genius He should be a head coach for a lot and then What and then what? So if we want to talk about how bad the defense of the chargers are I made a same game parlay for that game. Okay, and let me tell you all the things that I needed I need patrick mohomes three touchdowns patrick mohomes 300 yards travis kelsey eight receptions travis kelsey 75 yards and then I needed isaib pacheco 16 receiving yards. Um This hit all of those things all of those things in the first half hit besides the pacheco receiving yards and within the first two plays at the second half it hit Travis kelsey had a hundred and like 24 receiving yards going into halftime Yeah, girly pop was there. Of course he did Yeah, yeah, I mean hey Like travis kelsey was good before this whole relationship taylor swift Might have elevated him to like God tier in terms of productivity right now. He can't miss Can't miss it's insane Oh Is that the saints though Saints I What are you in here? I gave The saints way Too much of the benefit of the doubt going into the season Hand up that's on me. I broke my cardinal rule of Hating Derek Carr and said, you know what? Maybe this year. Maybe it's a new environment a new situation He's got some pretty good weapons around him. I'll be it not better than delante adams But he got michael thomas alvin kamara chrystal ave Apparently, I don't know what the hell is going on with him but then He's just Derek Carr. He goes back to being Derek Carr and I look like a fool Boom with a fool over here thinking that eyeliner man is going to high liner man Change Just because he's in a new city. So that's on me. Nope. Nope. Nope that game was bad The game against the jags was really bad. They almost came back in one. Honestly, they should have that should have been the touchdown Should have been a touchdown at the end, but Just It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess, but I mean They're also in a division with a team that has not won a game yet So it's anything's possible in the nfc south I just don't know I just Derek Carr man. I'll I'll never I'll never see it. I try to Never again again the quarterback play this season has been not good It's just not really good. And even if you think someone's bad, they're way better than everybody else is doing. Yep Like Kirk Cousin way better from everybody else is doing It all comes back to kirk um What else can we have a what the hell was I even gonna say? Oh the tush push? Can we have a conversation about the tush push real quick? Yeah, I'm a pro tush push. I'm pro tush push pro pro tush push, um I saw Kirk Cousin trying to do it see if we're gonna talk about him again I saw him try to do that and he got squished by fred warner within Seconds it was bad. It was embarrassing. They should never try that again Shout out fred warner in our previous conversation about most attractive men in the league fred warren needs to be Yeah on that list. He's a handsome man. He's got the hair. He's got the the chiseled face He's a good looking guy wife. He's got it. Oh my god um, but back to the tush push there was a dolphin's beat reporter who Called it cheating and said it's cheap and it's not the way that football was meant to be played blah blah blah and I just we need to as sports fans like Toughen up stop whining about everything just because you can't stop a play Doesn't mean it's cheap doesn't mean that they're cheating um Like you said kirk cousins tried it last night and he got crunched wasn't happening the patriots have tried it Unsuccessful, I feel like every team in the league this year has tried it and more often than not They failed so yes It has a lot to do with the eagles having a very very good offensive line so good but also Jaylin hurts has the strongest legs. I think of any man in the world That helps a lot to propel into the push itself Maybe other quarterbacks should try the weight room. Maybe you try that try to squat 600 pounds. Go ahead Can't do it. Hmm. So we're gonna ban it because we can't do it. Like that's just so so lame the the dolphin's offense does shit that by All Technicalities and whatever isn't the way football should be played. Does that mean that we should ban sprinting? Because tyree hill is too fast. He's faster than everybody. So we need to put a cap on how fast our guys are allowed to run like Bandkicking. Some can't. Some can't So dumb. Justin's hook Justin Tucker. He can kick from 65 70 yards out Should we ban kicking field goals because no, maybe we should ban kicking field goals But not for that reason for one person's better than the other like that. It's just it's so dumb It's so dumb. I hope the tush push lives forever I know that owners are going to bring it up at owners meetings trying to get abandoned stuff But like I hope gadel is smart enough to see like It's for them to not be losers stop being losers and get over it figure out a way to stop it or figure out a way that you can do it I don't know. I'd tell them can't beat them. Join them like come on Clear cousins can't join them This really kind of ham thing really is messing with me right now. I don't get it Mac Jones mac jones extension Coming soon Maybe they they're doing it in hopes that they can just sign them back to the practice squad because they signed them to the 53 man They gave them a three-year deal. I don't know I don't think it hadn't I don't think this has anything to do with the potential of a mac jones extension But it just doesn't make sense at the same time I don't know but nothing the patriots ever do make sense to me. So Are for the course, I suppose um What else do we got? What what the what else is going on in the world? Cleveland browns won their second game in a row. I've never seen anything like this in my life What's going on with uh qb1 Uh qb1. We don't know. We don't know what's going on. He said his shoulder hurts Kevin Sifansky said he benched him and it wasn't medical related Which he probably said hey, I saw those five passes that you tried to complete They were all really bad almost two interceptions Let's try somebody else because you're putting the team in jeopardy of winning a game that you should Huh, uh had an MRI today. They should probably just put them on the ir at this point Put them on the ir Figure it out. You're not going to get a good quarterback. You're not there's no quarterback that you can get That's going to be outstanding or good They're not going to trade for Kirk cousins. They're not going to trade for any starting veteran quarterback Because once you do that that basically tells Deshaun Watson that you're done with him and you can't be because you're giving him You all this money you can't you can't do it the biggest fail ever ever Can't do that. There's no coming back to that No, you can't get a that quarterback. You can get some kind of backup people talking about jacobi preset. Sure. You can go and get jacobi That would be fine. He's a serviceable quarterback, but he's not A star and I feel like this Cleveland Browns defense is just going to be wasted With the way this season's going pj walker is not good and you can't trade Nobody's Take that at all. I saw people saying maybe the Vikings will want uh, Deshaun Watson if Justin jefferson's there's nobody taking it Nobody's taking that contract. No one's taking the baggage. No one's going to do that. It's he's just there it's either the only options that they have are Backup quarterback, which sure you have it now Not very good. Um Pj walker, you're getting the job done, but it's not good Right. You played dtr. He didn't have time to prepare I don't even know if that's going to be his like true potential if he were in an actual game You just threw him out there 10 minutes before the game started So who knows with that? The only option you have is maybe Getting a quarterback in the second or third round of the draft next year I think that's the only realistic option that they have if Deshaun Watson is not going to be capable of playing uh, or Just can't play because his arm hurts. I don't know Oh, man I don't know. That's that's where they're at This is such a browns thing Are we surprised though? Like it's just no at least surprised me of all time it's so Prototypical Cleveland Browns to pay all of this money for a quarterback realize that he may not be all that good and then Have to be stuck with it and you have no option Could you imagine drafting a quarterback And your backup is making like five times as much as he is that that's ridiculous It's ridiculous. He's doing more harm than good on the football field I know he had that really good game Against the Titans, but I don't want to hear about that anymore Mac Joe just had a good game. Thank you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's inconsistent play Costs us a game against the Steelers Almost would have lost us the game against the Colts if he would have finished that one. Oh, yeah It's just very inconsistent. Everyone says keep waiting keep waiting. You have to keep waiting I don't want to I I don't care. I want a quarterback that's going to play and play well I want a quarterback that does as you should all these issues my whole life. I've seen terrible quarterbacks I don't know. It just it's just a constant cycle. It's never going to get better And that's all we hear is wait till this wait till he does this wait till the arm is I don't care. Just put someone out there that's capable of playing football Let's do it It's bad. It's never gonna it's never gonna stop, but like I'm saying this in the team is four and two That's the craziest part. That's the craziest part about They're four and two Two crazy back-to-back wins. Um about to play the seahawks and um Who knows what's gonna happen who knows who knows who's gonna start at the quarterback? I don't know I don't know You might as well fanski though Hey, you guys already had your buy, right? Oh, yeah week five buy. Yeah, right punishment for having them Yeah Probably um, no, but I feel like Kevin Stefanski doesn't get enough credit for what he's doing with this football team Everyone wants to roast him everyone wants to drag him for the play calling What are you supposed to call when you have negative three quarterbacks on your roster? In no running backs I don't I don't know so they're winning games somehow I just don't know what to say It's insane. Absolutely insane and it falls so weird this year every corner of the league is just just the afc north in general Like the teams are not good, but they're winning The Steelers the teams are winning the Steelers are winning They're never gonna lose. They're never gonna have a losing record with mike tomlin They just find a way to win no matter what they do. I feel like they're not a good football team But they just don't do Bad things. Yeah, I don't think they're very good offensively I mean nothing special like Kenny Pickett is serviceable You know gets the job done sometimes he Messes up and whatever but They just they just they do enough They do enough to get the job done pretty consistently and that's sometimes that's all you need Mike's calling man. He's something he's Oh man, I don't know what he's got going on, but he's he can't he physically cannot Lose more games than he wins. I don't know one deal he had to make with who to get this blessing Hey, good for him. He did it truly good for him I don't know It's nuts. Um, can we hear your take on trafson taylor? uh with all due respect We have talked about them quite a bit the last couple of weeks I think we should pull it out michael's and skip I just have one. I just have one comment. I just don't know It's just one comment. It's just one comment Never in my life what I ever had thought I would see a photo of taylor swift in bernie kozar just smiling away with his tongue out That was crazy. I did see that. That was a crazy photo. What is the face that he's making? Hey, I don't know. He was having a great time. Uh, I probably would have done the same Good for him. I probably would have done the same. Yeah, that that was a great photo He was giving us stuff that we weren't gonna see without him good for him He's watching the cleveland browns play taking a selfie In can the city that's crazy. That is crazy Oh lord Um, that was awesome. Yeah taylor swift in jackson holmes like that's why I can't okay Can someone just like remove him from her like i'm sorry. We were doing we were doing so well He probably hasn't know well But that's the thing she really has no idea They're not having to talk about jackson. It's bad enough Uh, it's bad enough that like their faces are plastered on every like like he had to Bernie had to mention her in a tweet with the shawn. I'm like, we do these separate and then jackson holmes in the background of the handshake video We need to protect this woman from these things I love the fact that get away from her was trending on twitter and that's exactly who it was about Gosh That was our first jackson sighting in a very long time. I feel like yep. Yep Yep Yep, uh I mean I didn't mind the handshake though like whatever. They're just cheering for the team People were like making a big deal about it. Who cares? However, I don't I don't give a crap. It's just I'm over it. I'm over it. I hope they're happy I hope they continue to have fun together and blah blah blah, but like I just don't need it just All over the place. Tony first Evan at this point Uh, they've been dating for a lot longer than I Think it's portrayed to be. Yeah, I really think so. I think it's been a long time coming Also, shout out to michael hardman for giving us the best photo that we've seen of them so far He's gonna do something. What a guy. Yeah, one guy. He comes back to candy city and that's what he does That's what he does. Lovely. He provides great great jets weren't gonna use you chiefs we got you Yeah, he probably is so much happier to be back to be honest I would be so much happier to be back. Are you kidding me? You go from Maybe erin rogers to zack wilson and then That didn't work out. So you're back to passenger homes. It's like when you lose you win And you're still getting paid so wonderful Incredible incredible situation for him Um, all right five things. What are our five things that we Need to well, we already talked about scams. We talked about that was great We did scams mba tip off. That's tonight first day at the mba season Lakers nuggets sons warriors excited for that. You're not excited for that. I'm excited for that I don't know. I just I don't really like any of those teams Okay, well, I'm excited. I'm excited. I will be watching. I will be watching. I just I don't like any of them Do we think lebron james can make three threes tonight? I need People to let me know Yeah He won't want to hear uh this same game parlay. I put for celtics tomorrow night. Oh, I would love let's pull it up real quick The annual sports book So I uh as I usually do with the boston celtics. I bet with my heart and not with my brain um Some may say that that's not smart. Uh, I never claimed to be so I don't your money. Not theirs. Yeah, that too um Now it's gonna make me log in so it's I believe starts with Celtics minus three and a half against the nicks feel that feels you know safe um Here we go Celtics minus three and a half. Okay, got it. Jaylen brown to score 20 or more points. Okay Chris stops two or more made threes I like that. He can do it Uh jason tatum over six assists I think that's doable It's that one. I think is is a little Out of there, um, but I think it's doable and then derrick white over two and a half We like that. Yeah, that's good It's plus 15 77 10 bucks because i'm Responsible and I don't like to bet more than I care to lose so 10 bucks it is Payout would be like 170 almost so I feel like you get like better odds for nb A betting I like nba the best I feel like it's easier than the nfl way easier than baseball and it's a little more exciting because things happen at At hockey's hockey is too stressful. So I just I love hockey betting on hockey and betting on soccer are two of My biggest nightmares anytime I even consider it I like Get the worst anxiety I've ever experienced because it's just like it's it's so unpredictable and Especially soccer like the potential of it being low scoring is more often than not Um, but then you get these games sometimes where it's like 42 something like that I bet the under and now the one time like 150 games the over hits. What's going on? So yeah, basketball and football are definitely up there Hockey and soccer basement Hold on wait a second. I'm still not sold on the Celts into playoffs Buddy Why why I'll let you explain why first and then I will uh Have my rebuttal ready. Um, because I can't imagine why Maybe just no, um Uh finals champions, I mean that could be it I get that but I'm not sold on the cabs to do anything at all this season besides, um Evan Mobley playing well That's all I got Uh last thing last thing before we go just a little quick baseball So a little tiny bit of baseball and then absolutely and then then we'll be out of here. So Rangers going to the world series. Congrats. Congrats to you guys doing that I'm sorry that I rushed your team for a little bit. It was only It was it was out. It was out of love for my team Yeah, help us out. That's all right. It's acceptable. We didn't help out ourselves. So You can only blame them. I can only blame them. But so no, uh, that was a great game If you don't like the Houston Astros for sure. Oh, love that Yeah, uh, my little goat Jose Altuve though. He was still going in the ninth inning But the rest of the team not so good pitching bad. Uh, everything was bad dusty baker Have your retirement. Yep. Had a great career great time Hey to see you go. Sorry how to end like that But no tonight tonight should be interesting Tonight should be fun Diamondbacks Philly, I think they can do it game seven. Who who can do it the diamondbacks. Well, I think either team can do it I don't know. I it's interesting. Um I like a lot of players on both teams. So yeah, either way. I think it's going to be fun and exciting to see I hope we get some home runs What'd you do? What'd you place? What'd you bet? I I I bet on Cassiano's home run That's it. I only did it because this 31 year old dog 31 year old dog died and everybody told me to do it The oldest dog in the world died and everyone's like Cassiano's home run. Yeah So that's a good call That's a good call. I mean, listen, it's no secret when anything bad happens. Cassiano's Doof to belt one out of the park. So Um I don't know I just I think it I saw a couple people say like oh the ratings would be so bad if it's the rangers and the diamondbacks like Who cares? Unless you work for these tv networks and stuff who gives it a crap I almost I almost said it right there. I almost said it I almost said it. We've been told not to curse Because things are happening with the show that whatever. Um It's been tough for me. I've caught myself a couple times today But that one right there was probably the closest that we have gotten and I did not do it. So shout out to me um Like who cares about ratings if you're a fan ratings tv ratings Why are you worried about that? It doesn't affect you in the slightest The games are still going to be on they're still going to be played. They're still going to be we're still going to watch Like So stupid, um, I'm just happy Nathan Faldi is back in The world series. He's he deserves it. What a guy Just absolute legend. Um What else is that it? Is that all we got? Oh, I think that's all we got we have baseball tonight basketball tonight Some hockey NFL over the weekend. Um, I don't have anything else for you guys brie. You don't have anything else for us Um, I am reading this comment about why this person does not believe in the Celtics in the playoffs and everything is I'm so sick of hearing about how jail and brown can't dribble to his left Hey, if they didn't post that video, maybe people wouldn't say it anymore I'm so tired of that and then got folded in back-to-back post seasons by the warriors in the heat The warriors was in the finals lest we forget The heat when was the last time the heat won the mba finals? Oh long time ago Long time ago. They've been they've been a couple times now Haven't done anything. So, uh, if we should be concerned about anybody in the playoffs Maybe we should start with the Miami Heat. Maybe we should start with the Philadelphia 76ers who can't get past the first round Maybe we should talk about the Milwaukee Bucks who are great throughout the entire NBA season number one seed At worst number two seed and then what? They won a championship. Cool Okay, what have they done since then? bouncing the second round And now the Celtics have the buck second best player Thank you Thank you. That's all I have for today Okay, every season MLB season. I don't think we have anything else for you guys until then we'll be back next week I hope while your team's win. I hope all your bets hit and if you guys haven't done it already We have a weekly daily fantasy. You'll see it on our twitter until then We'll see you guys later