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Everybody that came to Radio City Music called this past weekend, y'all saw what a lot of people have been seeing all over the country for the past few years. Y'all saw the reigning king of stand-up comedy. I'll argue with anybody. I'll debate anybody. I'll dispute anybody. Andrew Schultz, your place is solidified right now. That was so cool. What are you doing? What are you doing? Your place is solidified right now. You know why I love shit like this? I love shit like this because you know, random conversations I'll be talking, right? You know, we'll drop references. Well, you know, when you do music, you'll say Drake. You know, you'll say Kendrick. You know, when I do comedy, I'll be like, I'll say Chris Rock, I'll say Chappelle, I'll say Andrew Schultz. You know what I'm saying? Because you always want to... I'm from an era where you compliment the OGs. So you say Jay-Z, you know, Scarface, and you'd be like Kendrick. Do whatever the new person is, right? I do the same thing. I say Andrew Schultz. I always see y'all in the comments. His guy said Andrew Schultz. His guy said Andrew Schultz. And I think it's one thing when people see you all over the country doing it, and they're like, okay, that's cute, you know? But when you sell out a storied venue, like Radio City Music Hall, that was crazy. It's something different, man. No, it was crazy. It's a different stamp. No, it was crazy. I'm looking at the comments on Instagram, people looking at the pictures. I'm seeing other comedians going, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which translates to me like, I knew, but I didn't quite know. I thought it was just Instagram. I thought it was just YouTube. You know what I mean? Two shows, Radio City Music Hall. How do you feel? I mean, it was awesome. Yeah, it felt amazing. I'm still processing. I was texting you the other day. I'm just like, yeah, it's like my whole life's work for that moment. And I was coming up in that little elevator thing behind the stage, and I remember it was just, it was like what you see in a movie, those montages. I understand now why they put those in movies. When they come up? Yeah. And the first thing you said, you was like, anybody needs to try that at least. Yo, it is crazy, bro. Like, your whole life you're watching, you know? Like every, literally every show I did, every person I begged to come to a show on the street, like every time I bombed, everything is just like flashing in and out. Like, yeah, my parents telling me to go after it. You know, like people telling me not to, like all these things are fucking happening. And then your head lifts over the stage. And then I guess for what I'm describing, I was able to like come up under this contraption so you're below the stage. And then my head lifts over the stage and then you just look out, you see these people like standing up going crazy. And it's just all that goes away. And I'd been like preparing what I was gonna open with, like the whole week. And I was like, I just wanna make sure the opening goes well. And you guys weren't at the first show. But this is the first show, I'm going up. I'm like, okay, I got the opening, I just need to get that down, I need to be good. And I walk up and there's an Asian girl with a fucking like piece of paper that has something written on it. And she's holding it. She said, roast me, it's my birthday. And so I could go with what I wanna say or I could acknowledge, you know, this thing that's happening in the moment. And it was almost like, it was like some divine intervention because like these things that have happened in the moment have really helped propel my career. And like, it was like, I didn't even think about it. And I was like, look at the Chinese telling us what to do already. And like, I just went with it. And it was like, oh, so fucking cool, man. Yeah, it was so cool. I got a little emotional. It was cool. I really got a roast show, bro. It was cool. The whole time we kept saying like, yo. That's one of the most impressive parts. Really gonna fuck this dude up one day. I'm not gonna lie, the whole time I kept thinking, I was like, I don't want him to be Will Smith. I don't want him to be Chris Rock. Meaning, I don't want him to blow. The biggest side of his career. And I don't want him to get attacked. You know what I'm saying? I'm sitting there like, I'm like, I'm just like, yo, I kept, I'm watching him. And I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, Schultz is going in. And he's going in. He's going into where we're looking around like, holy shit. Did he just say that? Somebody got him really pissed off too. I got to piss off a few people, you know? You see, I'm processing it like this, I love this while I love Schultz's comedy. Because I'm processing it like, all right, is this edgy because of the time that we're in? Or is this edgy because it's edgy? Yeah, yeah. And then here he goes with the goddamn Mexican joke that I'm not gonna say to me. And it kept going. It was like, it was like, okay, boom, one hit, then one hit, one hit, and then you turn him over. And that's why I'm like, oh, holy shit. Holy fucking shit. This is completely over the edge, bro. This is off the edge. You float, you don't jump off the edge, you're just floating on the cliff. You're dancing in the air. I'm like, this motherfucker. I really didn't get to see in your face when I said the line. What was that? We just looking at each other. Give me a round of applause. And people kept standing up, so I don't know if that's somebody standing to go get some pizza or they're about to come fuck you up. They're gonna get a piece of meat. No, but Nyla said it's the best. Nyla was like, everybody was laughing. And we were laughing with each other and not at each other. Takes a special kind of skill set to tell those kind of jokes. And have everybody in the room laughing. I only saw one person walked out. And she was a lesbian. Her girlfriend did not want to leave. Her girlfriend stayed for extra three, four minutes. And then I saw her look at her phone and she went without that text. If you want your pussy ate later tonight, you better get the fuck up out of here right now. Okay? But nah, man, Duval hit me this morning. He sent me a picture. He sent me a picture. He said, man, I cried when I saw this. I said, I'm still in my feelings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, you had to be there, man. That shit was like, it's just unreal. Like, for 12,000 people? Yeah, man. Two shows? Yeah, man. And fucking, if you ever thought Andrew was Illuminati, it was confirmed. Because Bill fucking Gates came to the first show. Yes, the Bill Gates. That's buying all the farmland in America. The Bill Gates that y'all think may or may not have created coronavirus with the Chinese. You want to know some wild shit? In the special that Alex and I did together, it was a... Now views before that. Views from the cysts. Now it was views from the cysts. I have a joke where it was about the whole Me Too movement. And I was like, listen, if a billionaire grabbed my dick, like, no, I was like, if Bill Gates, no, it was something like, ladies, you upset, you're getting, I forget what the fucking joke is. But I said something about like billionaires groping me. And I was like, I was like, Bill Gates grabbed my dick. I'd grab his wrist and hold it there, right? Now I go, I'll show you Microsoft, right? Right? So I had that joke and it existed and it had millions of views. So he's in the audience. And there's a little part of me like, am I about to... Am I about to ask him, is that why he's here? You came here to grab his dick, huh? I'm saying it's available to you. I think you like stand-up. At first, it blew my mind, so I had to go do some research. I was looking it up all weekend. They have a video online with Bill Gates watching a Chris Rock. So he got good taste. Yeah, he got good taste. It was something with Chris Rock going in on Bill Gates and he was watching it and laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he enjoyed it. From what I was told, he laughed at some really offensive joke. He laughed at some wild shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny is funny. Funny is funny. Funny is funny, even when it may be a... And I don't even know if it's offensive. I don't think it's offensive. Well, sometimes I say it at the end of the show, but I don't like to be too overhand with stuff. But like, everybody that comes to our show comes because they want to be made fun of. Like, if I don't make fun of a group, afterwards they'll come up to me and be like, yo, we've got a bunch of Jewish jokes, and where the lesbians go, like they want it. So we've created this environment amongst all this political correctness and bullshit where people come to laugh at one another and it's good. If you look at the audience, it's wild diverse. So it's like, everybody's there to be laughed at. And it feels to me kind of like how I grew up in the city where we just had a bunch of different people. We all bust each other's balls, but it was love. But if anybody outside the group started clowning on one of our friends, and it's like, you know what the fuck you talking to, right? But like, that's my Indian friend I make fun of. You don't get to make fun of me, you know? But yeah, so that was the environment we wanted to create. The next person to get cracked though. That's all. And everybody got it from Mark to Akash. Oh, they killed it. Derrick, Mark, I mean, I told you before, Mark is a star, but Mark is a larrish. Yeah, he's brilliant. Akash had a great, that Akash had some really good work. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The way you got, the way you got things. Oh, that was phenomenal. That was phenomenal. I liked the other one too, the catching game. Uh, uh, yeah. Oh, you can't, we don't want to give it away. We don't want to give it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man, it was really good. And Derrick too, Derrick is, Derrick's got the hardest job, man, because going up while people are sitting down, like what I do with my shows is like, I don't let, I basically hold the show a little bit. Well, I don't want to tell people so that don't ever come late to the show, but I want the host to get a real opportunity to perform. A lot of times when you go to shows, you'll see the hosts up there, motherfuckers are still sitting down, the room is half full, you're basically an usher. But the show starts when you enter the venue for me. Like, so I want you seated for the whole thing, because I think all of them are brilliant. Like. Nah, it was all funny. Nah, it was amazing, man. I was really inspired. And it really, it got me to thinking like, it got me to thinking how, how everything went too far. Meaning like Duvall always had this line with Duvall. Like, if you're not laughing at life, you're missing the point. The point, yeah. And it's really true. Like we all take all of this stuff too serious. Because nobody's inherently evil, right? Like none of us are trying to offend people. None of us are like intentionally trying to piss folks off. Of course you got people out there in this world that do it. But most of the people you all attack aren't doing that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes we go too far and we regret it too. Like, you can make a joke that's too far and be like, ah, fuck. Yeah, that was a little crazy. Yeah, you was. Yeah. Couple of them I said that. You can slap box with your friend and then slap a little too hard. And then be like, yo, my bad. Fuck, I went too crazy right there. That's it. I blame, I blame the last two presidents. I mean, I blame Obama and I blame Trump. Like, Obama and Trump created extremes. And I say those extremes didn't always exist. They did. But then they started to go into every sector of life. And maybe it's social media as well. Maybe being at social media, all of a sudden there was this divide. Because there was a time on social media where all of us were like a comedy show. Yeah, it was Twitter was crazy. It was all fun and game. It was true. It was literally, like the way your comedy show was Saturday night, that's how social media was. And maybe we just weren't paying attention to the people who were offended. Maybe we were louder than all of them. You know? Or maybe people accepted it was jokes. Maybe people accepted it as jokes. I mean, you look back to old Def Comedy Jam shit. Oh, come on, man. So there's a clip I posted recently of Martin. Do you see the one of Martin? Yes. Martin's talking to the dude who dated MC Light. Yes. And then he's like, I used to fuck her. And he goes, I used to fuck her. And he goes, you talking about MC Light, right? And he's talking to dude's fucking. And he goes, I used to fuck her. And everybody loses their mind. And he goes, let me tell you something. There's some light at the end of that tunnel. What's up? They just laughed. You know how when black people laugh, they move, right? They just walked out the fucking venue, bro. It was amazing. I think Obama made a divide because of his skin color. Because if it was about his policies. Yo, his policies was down. Straight down the middle. Like, that was the only pushback I was going to give you about Obama. I was like, if Obama's not black, obviously, conservatives are going to be upset about whoever the Democrat is. And then vice versa with Democrats and the Republican. But like, policy wise, pretty modern. Down the middle. He wasn't even with gay marriages for a third of a year. I know. If he ran now with his first policy. Oh, my God. Y'all be canceling. Look at this Nazi. Right? Real dark. That's real. But I think he divided people with his race, right? That was the extreme. And then Trump came along and he divided everybody with everything. You know what I'm saying? People wanted him because they were like, yo, they agree with him on a lot of different things. But then his rhetoric is what made everybody be like, oh, hell no. Which was a very great point that you made at the show. You know what I'm saying? It was just a very great point. I don't want to tell the joke, but it was great. The T-Rap shit. Oh, yeah. It's fucking true, man. I didn't even know that. It was like, yo, like you said, it was the sound. Like he did shit we haven't seen in a long time. And I literally told somebody this last night I was having dinner. I said, yo, man. I said, do you realize that the only reason cancel coaching became what it was, was because people couldn't cancel Trump. But he started hanging it all the low hanging fruit. That's what they did. They started hanging, they started going to all the low hanging fruit. I'm going to go with the supporters because I can't do anything to that. He's independently wealthy. Even if he's not present, he goes back to all this money. Yes. Yeah. He's married. You got kids. You got everything that he needs. You can't take nothing away from him. That's right. And he took it. He took them alone. That's right. And he took it a step further by talking to me about, he told me about this story about Senator Tim Cotton, Tom Cotton, whatever it is. And he wrote this op-ed in the, I think it was the New York Times. I forgot which one it was, but he wrote this op-ed somewhere. And I forgot what it was. He was even disgusting. But whatever it was, everybody got mad at the New York Times. Because they couldn't do anything to him. They couldn't do nothing to Senator. Yeah. It's a powerlessness. That's it. That's it. So it's just like, I just feel like we all went too far. We all went too far this way. We all went too far that way. We all got a little too upset when we shouldn't have. And I'm just watching this show Saturday and I'm listening. And I'm like, this is the space we got to play in. Yeah. Because honestly, this is the space that keeps you objective. Yeah. It's a dangerous place though. You think it's dangerous? Everybody can. If somebody else do what Andrew did, they gonna get smacked. If Will Smith hadn't hit Chris Mack, Chris Rock, would you think it was dangerous? Prior. No. Because I know other people who get smacked too. A lot of people get smacked. He got punched in the face before. Yeah. But these people also know what they're coming into outside of the lesbian. And to be fair to her, no one's came into her. You know what I mean? One of these girls probably bought that man there. He probably didn't want to go anyway. He just waiting for something. Oh, he had the time of his life then. If you're a girl, you bring your dude to my show. You're gonna have the fucking time of your life. He probably didn't want to go. He's waiting for just to do something. You know my favorite, there's a couple things I really like. I really like when young people bring their parents and then they see their parents laughing at like wild shit. And then their parents will come up to me afterwards and be like, damn, and that's what comedy was like. We can make jokes about people, blah, blah, blah. So I love like, maybe it's I'm getting a little bit old now and look seeing my pops and thinking about having kids and stuff like, so seeing like parents and kids like hang out as adults together is kind of beautiful. And then, but I love it when like a guy brings his girl he's not sure that and then they really like it. And then he has this like kind of like newfound thing with his girl like, oh, we can, we can get. Yeah. Yeah. It's a freedom. Yeah. It's a freedom that you leave that show with like, it's okay. It's the world's gonna be okay. It's okay. Everything is gonna be okay. It's okay. It's open up. It's not so serious. The real world ain't the internet. It's not the blog. You serious about your show? You better be fucked up. No, that's right. The real world's not the internet. That's the real world. The real world's not the blogs and don't take shit so serious. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I literally was laughing at a Joe Biden video yesterday because it's something you said on stage. The Easter Bunny shit? Yeah. No, when you, yes. No, which one you saw when he was at North Carolina A&T? The one where he was about to start talking about Afghanistan and the Easter Bunny came in like. No, you didn't see, yo, Taylor pulled this video. You got to see this video. Wait, which one is this? Bro, you have to see this video. Just pull up Joe Biden, North Carolina A&T handshake. Oh, when he handshakes the air. Yes. I'll say no, I'll say no, I'll say no. That shit. No, but that shit is absolutely amazing. But the bird ship one is good, but the Easter Bunny one is fire because they put a controller of him in an Easter Bunny outfit in case he started talking about shit he wasn't supposed to. No, man. Yeah, and then the reporters are going, so what are we doing about Afghanistan? These things, he goes, well, the thing about Afghanistan, the Easter Bunny literally comes going, Hey, time to, time to look at the eggs. I swear to God. No, man. No, wait, that's weird. Look up Joe Biden Easter Bunny interruption. You know, but see, here's the thing. I would have been disgusted at that video prior to your show. And now you're like. Because I'm like, yo, this motherfucker really is. He got it. Yeah, he's the truth. He really is, that guy. If you look at it from this perspective, it's like, I don't get mad and get mad, I'm like, this old motherfucker has no idea where he's at. He's like, just crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would Duvall watch it? He's going the wrong way. He just laughs. Yeah, he just laughs. Duvall would be smoking a bun and be dying, laughing. Okay, watch this shit. This shit is so far. Turn it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Video of Easter Bunny interrupting Joe Biden viewed five million times. Now watch this, watch this, watch this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait. Oh, there you go, yeah. Oh, yeah, here you go, here you go. Here you go, here you go. So he starts, they start asking him shit. He's really lost. What is it? Joe Biden quickly interrupted by the Easter Bunny. There's another video of it, too. Oh, so basically the Easter Bunny's like his PR. Exactly, watch, but watch. Oh, come on now, come on now. Let's go over here. Now there's another angle from the back. Oh my God. That is amazing. Well, instead of a PR, he got a BR, a fucking bunny wrap. Yo, that's sad. There it is, this one. This is my favorite angle. Afghanistan, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, what are you doing? Talking about Afghans, hey. He's feeding him like a kid, guys. Bye-bye. The most powerful man in the world. I guess, I mean, you know, some people just have a title. Yeah, literally. Some people just have a title. But if the tour is over, two more places. Atlantic City and then Vancouver. Vancouver is a makeup date. You have to go see Andrew Schultz on tour. I don't even know what the numbers are, but I don't see anybody doing more tickets than you and Koi. Who's out on the road? Chris is on the road now. I mean, Cavs, they're guys that are like, I mean... But those guys are big dogs. You know what I mean? You're the new big dog, you know what I mean? Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer do great, but I hear what you're saying, like my generation, I'm probably like the generation below those guys. And of my generation, yeah, I think we're the one doing it, man. And the one question I had, what comic from New York City? Morning Bread from New York. She had sold out Radio City Music Hall twice. I don't know. The last one I saw was Eddie. Oh, wow. I had to Google these things. I'm not saying that was it, but the last one I saw was Eddie Murphy. Holy shit. Rock. I know Rock is coming to Radio City on his tour currently. And then maybe Andrew Dice Clay or something, but that is... Yo, that's crazy. I didn't even think about how many New Yorkers... Born and bred New Yorkers that have sold out Radio City twice in a night. Born and bred New Yorkers. Yeah, that's a crazy thing, man. You should be proud of yourself, man. I felt proud, man. But I have some kids now. That's the next goal. I know. We got to go on a honeymoon and then after that, maybe during the honeymoon... Yeah. Now you don't have to wear no mask on the plane. I heard about that. I don't know why you're just getting around to that. You're not wearing masks nowhere else. You just was at a fucking comedy show with 6,000 people. I know. How dope was that? Even Bill Gates didn't have a mask. Say again. He's going back up. I think it's over, bro. Even on the plane, they say the plane has a filtration system that purifies the air every six minutes. So the only way you can really get cold is if somebody right next to you has it. So it's safer this whole time in the plane? That's what I... I mean, I don't see why it's not. I don't see how it is. Everybody is just breathing each other in that one. The filtration system. What are flight attendants going to do now that they can't yell at us the whole flight? Yell at us about 9 o'clock. Oh, yeah. Oh, fucking flight. Everything on the... Al got into arguing with the lady. This guy is a fucking animal, bro. Where were we going out? I forget where we're going. We're going to something like that. And then Al is sitting in the first seat behind first class, right? Six. So it's like that he's right here. And then there's a white lady obviously next to him, right? Now I'm a couple of seats in front of him so I can hear things going on but I don't know exactly what's happening, right? All I hear is him starting to argue with this lady, right? And the lady gets told him to put his mask on, right? So Al goes, I'm drinking. And she goes, she goes, you haven't taken a sip for a minute. And he goes, you don't know how long it takes me to take a sip. She goes, I'll hit the flight attendant's shit. I'll hit the flight attendant's shit, call the flight attendant. This lady's bothering me. This lady's harassing me. No, no, no, no, the flight attendant came over. Oh, there was another lady. The white lady. The white lady, yeah. And then Al just said, the Karen, and Al goes, this lady's harassing me. Please tell her to stop harassing me. She said, I got Karen right back on. The language. You learn from Karen. Her husband and her kid were there. Next on the island, they looked over and then just looked away, right? Mom's at it again. That means they know, he knows his wife, and that kid knows his mom. You were videotaping him. They really shut the fuck up. Was she a Karen, Karen? Like super a Karen. And then I started texting the group chat. So she could see it. So I'm texting it with my phone. And I'm like, yo, this bitch next to me is wild. What did she say? She's like, don't be texting about me. I was like, man, mind your business. What I do on my phone is none of your business. Wow. Did it have to get moved? She moved. Wow. I wonder what would have happened if I did that. I definitely wouldn't have pulled the plane over. You would have pulled the plane over. You would have pulled the plane over. They would have pulled the plane over. They would have pulled the plane over. They would have pulled the plane over. I would have definitely wilded the fuck out. They would have pulled the plane over. Oh, shit. There was a talk about wild jokes. You know, Ilan Omar, the congresswoman from this, she responded to this video of these people playing Christian songs on a plane for Easter. They busted out of guitar. They started playing some Christian music or whatever like that. She was like, what would happen if me and my people decided to have a prayer in the middle of a flight? Shit. Somebody responded. She goes, what would happen to a flight if me and my people started to have a prayer in the middle of it? The response was it would end up in the 50th floor of the Empire State. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Lost it. By the way, though, you got to read the room. You got to read the room. Why would you do that? Why would any Muslim person do that? No, but they didn't. She said, what if. No, we don't want that what if. That's not even something to put out there. Why? Because it'll be a group of Muslim people who want to try it. People have a reason to feel that way. Why trigger us? Well, I guess that's what we were talking about. No, I hear you. It's like, we've been fed so much media that this thing could happen even if the media is bullshit. People are going to be anxious. That doesn't mean that you should have to change your life because of that. But I thought it was annoying that she just talked about it. She's like annoying. She's trying to antagonize. People are standing up in the middle of a fight, playing their guitar. It's annoying when people have live conversations. That's not what this is about. Things are annoying. Let's keep it at that. That's it. Just stay right there. We all agree. You can all agree that this is annoying. But when you turn it into one of my people. Race, religion. Also, it's one day a year. It's on fucking Easter. It's not like it's a Thursday. You can't let the Christians have one fucking day. That's right. That's right. Once again. We appreciate it. This also what happened when you don't let Jesus headline his holiday. You let the bunny? Because how much funnier would that Joe Biden video have been if it was somebody, if it was Jesus? Jesus. I'm back! But it's the truth, man. Let Jesus headline more holidays, yo. The bunny don't goddamn matter. It just doesn't. Let's talk about gear, Casey. Who's gear? Envy's wife. Our guy Envy has a... Him and Gear have a book out called Real Life. Real Love. Can you play the clip for Andrew Taylor? Andrew hasn't seen the clip. This is actually a story that's in the book that Envy and Gear shared. You see the headline on Shade Room. This is an interview they did with Shade Room. DJ Envy and Gear Casey stepped in and talked cheating. Faking it in the bedroom. Healing and more. And I'm sure so many women can relate. Like you want to reward that man for that work. And the only reward that you have to offer is in orgasm. But even if I didn't feel it, I would still be performative. So yes, I was faking it. We got into like an argument and then she was like, well, you know, I don't be having an orgasm. She didn't say it in there. She speaks way more eloquent than I would ever. And I was like, what? And she was like, I don't, I'm like, no, yes, you do. I hear it. And then she was like, no, I'm faking it. I'm like, every time. And she was like, yeah. And then that just crushed me because I thought I was putting in work. Like I'm sitting there thinking I'm, you know, big daddy long leg. Envy. Let me tell you something. Oh, they're cooking them. Let me tell you something about DJ Envy. That motherfucker is her last three. Without even trying. And he's even more hilarious when he's dead serious. That's the funny part about it. That is the funny. It's not a stereotype if it's true. And everything that's ever been said about light-skinned men. It's facts. When it comes to DJ Envy, it is a hundred and ten. Is he King Light Skin? Facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might be King Light Skin, y'all. He's good. He's up there, man. Because Drake's not really light-skinned, he's half. That's different. Is the debate whether Envy's Dominican or not? Is that Dominican? Wait, is that an island? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not Dominican. I don't know. I'm from South Killa. I ain't been there before. I don't know. Opalaka? Let me tell you where I'm from before you keep asking questions. That's right. Oh, Dominique. Oh, Dominique. Dominique. So he's Dominique. I guess. Same difference? Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wow. So she never orgasm? Ten years. You know they've been together since they were teenagers. From like 16, 17 to 27. She didn't have a single orgasm. She was faking orgasms. And he was the one that cheated? Oh. Yeah. Your pride, it all depends on what happens. Your pride, you hit up, man. You got to see if you still got it. Was that inappropriate what I just said? That was a good question. I like the question. Because he was cheating with the arrogance of, yeah, I make my girl orgasm all the time. Let me spread this around. No. You know what I'm saying? No. It couldn't. But now she told him. I think that's right or wrong. You know, like she gave him the confidence to cheat. That's kind of on her. If she broke it down at home, he got to go see if it worked for somebody else. Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. If she's not, you're saying? Yeah. Well, who knows around the time? You know what I'm saying? She probably would have told him that. Oh, that hurt his ego. And because his ego is so hurt, he's like, I need to have sex with her to make me feel good. No, low key. I'm obviously not blaming her. But like, I can totally see why a guy would go out there and stray because of insecurity. Like he'd be like, yo, I don't feel confident in having sex with you. I need to know if someone really enjoys having sex with me so I could feel like I'm worth something. All cheating is insecurity, though. Yes. I think so. I think all cheating is feeding you ego. I think it's all insecurity. No, it ain't. I think so. What's some of it? I think most of it is that girls want to give you something. And you just feel bad letting them down? Yeah, just do it just because. Yeah, but I don't think you hurt the one you love when you... You don't hurt the one you love intentionally, meaning like you don't do it on purpose. So if you love somebody and you really care about them and you really love yourself, you're not going to do anything that's going to hurt them. You know what I'm saying? So that's why I say I think it's insecurity and I think it's ego because we was having this conversation with Gid this morning. I'm like, I don't think... When a man cheats, it has nothing to do with what he has at home. Nothing. I don't think it has nothing to do with what he has at home. Maybe 10%. I think it's what he lacks in himself. Okay, yes. Is it possible that like your relationship at home could be deteriorating your self-confidence and then you're going out there? And also, you might not be a very confident person. You might be very codependent, but that person isn't providing what you need to depend on them so you go outside to do it. So it's your insecurity. Yeah. But you're not getting that same thing that you got from that woman. Yeah, because you still lack stuff in yourself, right? When you really have real self-confidence, you don't need nobody to validate you. You know what I'm saying? That's why social media got everybody going fucking crazy. Everybody wants this validation from all these outside influences. When you have it in here, can't nobody validate you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's just like even if you are having issues at home like, yo, woman can't bring down yourself confidence. She might piss you off. Yeah. But she can't bring down yourself, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you never just got pussy just because a girl wanted to give you something that's the right time, right place? No, that's why. You're a wild boy. No, I'm just saying. I don't do it now. I'm just saying. It just happened. I believe, I don't think anything was wrong at home. It's just like, okay, it just happened because it happened. There was nothing wrong with nothing. I think it's ego, man. Nothing is security or nothing. But you're also single. You're not cheating. I'm not talking about now. No, I'm saying back when you did this, when you were just fucking random girls. Like, yeah, even if I wasn't to something, it was like. What do you mean it wasn't into something? If I was into a relationship, if a girl just wanted back. If you had a girlfriend. Yes. And the girl's just an honor. Only because the other girl wanted to give me something, not because I was insecure or I felt like something was wrong at home. That's not a good enough reason. You got to have a reason that if you do get caught. Yeah. Have you tried to tell a girl that? I get it. That's not a good reason. I wasn't going to fuck up anyway. Why'd you cheat on me? Because she gave it to me. She just wanted to give me some pussy. She wanted to give me some pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never just fuck somebody because they wanted to give you pussy? You had to feel bad. Not cheated. Not cheated. Like I wouldn't risk throwing away my whole relationship just to be as a girl as I hear. I'd like to give you some pussy. Word. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, you're not homeless. Yeah, I really did it because y'all felt bad. What do you mean? You felt bad for yourself. So you took pussy from somebody else? No. The only time I've cheated is because I knew the relationship was over and I was too much of a coward to break up. See, now that's the different story. That means that you're disconnected. Yeah. You're emotionally disconnected. You don't want to be in a relationship no more, but you have not laid the gauntlet down. And that's on me. I was a fucking pussy. If I manned up, then I wouldn't have wasted that girl's time for a few months or whatever. Now, some people call that self-destruction on purpose, though. Yeah, I can see that. You want to get caught. That's right. Take me out of my misery. You're not trying to hide it? You leave your phone facing upwards? You know what I mean? Hoping she texts you? I miss you, bro. That was good last night. Yes. You hope that. Like, some people do it on purpose. I wouldn't say that. I think we're still asking the wrong questions when it comes to this gear envy thing, though. OK. The question we should be asking is, how do we know our women haven't been faking orgasms? That's facts. We had a phone conversation about it this morning. A lot of women was calling in, saying they were faking orgasms. I don't want to know about it. I don't want to say about it. I like what I think is happening. You got nobody to kick batter on your hair or your pubes. That's yeast infection, bro. What? That's not comb. That's not a lot of yeast infection, bro. That's not comb, bro. What is happening? What is happening right now? It's not comb. Cake batter on their pubes. He's talking about discharge. Discharge is not comb, bro. Not discharge. You know when a girl is nutting on you. Most of the time when a girl's nut is internal. It is? Yes. It's like a select few of girls who actually squirting. Squirting ain't nothing but pee. Yeah, it's pee. I understand the pee part, but I'm telling you. You know when a girl... So all that shaking and stuff. You can't shake that fast. What are you talking about? Fuck a girl from Harlem if you want to. If you want to pick an old guy. What do you mean? What are you talking about? You know the difference. You know the difference. Shake like a seizure. Shake is different. Do we? Do we? Tell us. Tell us. Come on. No. How do you pick a cheeser shake? That's like too much. We know that you guys like that to make it seem all extra. Like we do that. Yes. Fuck yeah. You can fake a shake? Yes. Yes. I'll show you all right now. You can't pick a shake. Come on, show us. Show us. Show us. What the fuck? You got to do it on camera. You got to do it on camera. I want to go ahead. I'll do the noises and you do the shake. All right? Come on. I'll do the noises. I'll do the noises. I'll do the noises. Okay? Okay. Okay. There you go. There you go. Act like it's from the back. All right? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Thanks. It's just thought to hurt. I've been working all day I am tired. Let me just haul them shake want time. I'm done. Oh, fuck dude. What the fuck? That's what I'm saying people laughing at Envy they need to be having this conversation. Well, yo, if you fake it keep that shit to yourself. No. If you fake it for us, don't tell as to self Hutchins ass. I want to know. Because I vies of the president taking a back. How do you get better if somebody don't tell you fodo fuck that if you fake it? I'd be like we're not fake too. We fake too. Do I look fat in this dress? Would you rather? No. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Would you rather? We look big. Yeah, you look big. I don't make up how to do it by myself. You want those real laughs, man. Like, would you rather real laughs or fake laughs? Real laughs. Yes, the real laughs, they come from here. If I can all gas them, they come from here, man. You don't know where they come from, bro. You don't know where they come from, bro. I like, hey, listen, if you're gonna fake it, keep that shit to yourself. Because don't keep it the same energy. You don't have to tell the man you're faking it, That's what I'm saying. If you're in a relationship, I would want you to tell me because I want to get better. Well, don't fake it. If you're in a relationship, just don't come and then let's work that out. So why does she tell you what she likes? Like, why does she got to tell you? You want to hear her, she's faking it. No, no, no, no, I want, well, if I got a big show or something important, fake that shit twice. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, you know what I'm saying? Also, if you fake it one, run it back. Well, you don't have to make me... You know what I mean? Like, why I got to feel like kind of the man? Like, maybe feel like the man. The man, the man. The man, the man. Right? You go outside and motherfucking conquer shit. Thank you. You might fake the first one because you know, you might be like, you know what? Maybe he's not that good. Maybe he'll get better, you know what I'm saying? Okay, that's fine. And then if it happens again, you're like, happens a third time, you might have to say something. Yo, let's talk, let's get work on it. Let's figure out what you like. I'm all about that kind of shit. That's right. But don't do the shit where you fake it and tell me after. What's bad sex though? How do you have bad sex? What you mean? Early? Yeah, there's a lot of bad sex though. And that's the other thing women, that's the conversation women don't want to have because men, we can't tell a woman that they poom-poom trash. We can't tell a woman that, man, this thing ain't really wet. Yo, it's awful. You know what a woman would do? A woman can tell us, oh, you got a little dig. Oh, you don't really know how to fuck. You do that to a woman, watch what happened. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Tell her, pussy stink the fuck. What's wrong with you, boy? You can't suck dick. No, you should tell her that. What, the pussy thing? The pussy thing. I've done that. That's what? You're a wild guy. No, no, no, no, I've done that. How did you do it? How you do it? I just told her straight up. I told the woman straight up, like, yo, you don't know how you feel. And actually, it was so funny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, now's the whole big ass word. I don't have the chance. No, I actually, so I just told her she didn't. Her pussy stinker, she said she can't give a... No, no, no, I wasn't. I told her she couldn't give a. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy stink, bro. I didn't say that. No, I would never tell a girl that. That's what I said. I'm a blind, you should tell a girl that. If her pussy stink, that could be a health issue. That's the easiest one. You don't think she smell it already? No, because she's used to it. It's probably like your own farts, her body odor. Thank you, you know she smelled it for you. They smell it when they got that BV? And it's an easy combo. You just be like, damn, what's that smell? Nah. No, for real, you don't have to have her to be like, damn, what's that smell? It acts like it's you. And the first thing she gonna do is go... No, no, no, no, no, no. That is crazy. I said she farted, I said she farted. Taylor, you done hit that before you did? Probably before head, just to make sure. I probably hit it before head. I do hit it before head, but if I'm out on a date and everything, I'm like, you know, I'm gonna give it to him. I'm going to the bathroom. That's why girls go to the bathroom. That's why they go to the bathroom. I always know when I'm about to get something. She be like, stop, hold on, I'm going to the bathroom. That's right. Let me make sure this thing is right. Men do that too. You don't do that? Hell no. I do. My wife caught me smelling my ass. That's where it was born. I scratched my ass and something like this. But she couldn't see me. She just heard me sniff. And she goes, did you just sniff your ass? And I go, no. I sniffed my fingers. What we need to get prepared for? Because you can't go in there with swamp ass, bro. Fuck your ass swamp. Come on, bro. Look at your pants. What do you mean? Like, you never got swamp ass wearing them little ass pants, bro. No, for real, bro. I'm telling you, listen. I've been with my wife 24 years. She hit me with one of those one time. Really? Back in the day, yeah. What'd you say? Because, yeah, you done. She was like, yo. Really? That yo was worse than what the fuck. That yo. That yo with that little nose twinkle? You like, shit. Hold on. Right to the shower? I'm in the shower real quick. He come back to this. So, yeah, man. But I told the girl she don't know how to give Felicia before. And then how did you say that? I told her straight up. She thought I was joking. Until the next time she tried to do it. And I said to her, no, you ain't about to make me mad. I ain't got time for this shit. You said what, Taylor? Okay, what's the best way to tell a girl she won't give good head? She also wasn't my significant other. Yeah, but you telling a girl she doesn't give good Felicio isn't like helping her. How do you do it? How do you do it? No, it's not. You need to tell her what you like. Every guy likes a different. You have to be like, let's try like this. Yo, can you do this good? Yo, yo. Are you trying to say that every, all y'all like Felicio the same? Yeah. Do you think so? 100%. Guaranteed. I just want it good. We're not like women. Every woman needs their own fucking special thing or an orgasm or whatever like that. Watch one video. We all like that. You know, it'd be so funny if it won't be like, what you know about sucking dick? You look at that in her eyes. Everything. I think I already did. No, we all, I mean, everybody likes different things. You know what I mean? But I just think everybody needs to stop laughing at MV for a second and really take this time to have a conversation with your significant other about what y'all like in the bedroom. MV's king. Let's find somebody who doesn't take a mad long to please in the bed. If you know she's, you know she orgasm, get that one and marry her. Mmm. That's fast. No, because for real, you don't want to walk around insecure. No, it's all for pride at the end of the day. If I can make you nut, my pride is high, I can go outside. 100%. If I'm up here trying to fuck you all day and if I don't make you nut, and then now I'm all day, I'm trying to figure out how can I make you nut or clean the house to make you feel better? Yeah. Oh, now you got to clean the house because you can't make her come. No, I got to do mad chores. I got to do some extra shit. But you can learn how to make a girl come. It's not like the girl is proshing. You know what I'm saying? It's not like she doesn't have those spots. You just got to learn what her spots are. And a lot of times I think that's on us as individuals because you got to masturbate when you're younger to figure it out. Figure out what it is that you like. Yeah. You know that second nut is what it is anyway. So get that fucking first nut out of there. But that's how you get pregnant if you're going raw on the second nut. No, no, no. The first nut gets you pregnant. You got everything in there. No. If you go raw second nut, you still got a little cum left in your dick from the first nut. I don't believe that. Son, that's how people get pregnant. No. Because I haven't done a second nut in years. And I got four kids. Ain't that proof? No. Four kids. All of those kids the first nut showed. Oh, really? Absolutely. Oh, shit. Those are the winners, bro. You don't want to have second nut kids, because those are sperms they didn't even want to leave. Right? Like you want some bad ass kid. Yeah, kid won't leave the house never and shit. Play video games in the basement. See why y'all feel like that though? Because that first nut is like, I don't even want to be here in the front. It's like that second nut is working. The first nut is just like spitting. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. That shit was there all day. That's the one. Get them out. Before we pay some bills, man, can we salute the mouse? Let's salute our guy Mouse Jones. I've been wanting to salute Mouse Jones for a while. I want to do it lastly, but Andrew wasn't here. Love Mouse. What did Mouse do? He's got my guy Mouse, man. What do you have, bro? Mouse is out here. Given us the cutest personality portraits that the streets have seen in a long time. Yo, let's go. That one right there is amazing. That's fire, bro. Like with the hand like this, bro, that is cute as fuck. Masculinity. That's what I'm talking about. That's masculinity right there. The eye squinch, you know what I'm saying? The bed moisture rise. Mouse is going for it. Is it a shirt line? You got a new shirt line or something? What is he posing, though? I don't know what Mouse is posing. He's just selling sex, bro. Oh, the caption says you got a daughter. Oh, I didn't even realize that. The caption says you got a daughter. You got to get softer. That's not what we're... We meant Mouse, okay? That's not... We didn't mean... It's actually opposite, bro. We didn't mean soft face. I like it, though. This is my one right here. Go through the one with him in the jumper. This one right now. That's it right there. Pure sex. Oh, that's it right there. Pure sex. That's it right there. I don't know if they lying to you, bro. Stop it. Call me. That's it right there. No, no. Mouse got it. Mouse got it, bro. He got it, bro. When you got it, you got it. When you got it, you got it. I'm not even hating on Mouse. Oh, that one right there. That's the cue. That's the cue. Yo, what is he doing? That's the one I just broke up and I'm going out tonight, okay? That's the usher you don't have to call ring tone. You don't have to call. It's okay, girl. That's when you just broke up or you just got into an argument. Is this the Instagram? You sit down in front of that mirror and do it like this. There's no way I'll follow him out. You see, you put the deuces behind the back of the head. I've never seen none of this. When you put the deuces behind the back of the head, you really don't want to go nowhere. You really don't want to mean deuces. That's cute. Devancing jacket. Mouse killed it, bro. Look, look at my copy. You got it. You got me this year, but you don't need to pose like that. Stop it. One time for our God. Is that a real laugh? Go back. No, that's not a real hell. 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We got to drop that special, bro. I got to fill you in on that. There's some interesting developments with that. Is this special what we saw at Radio City? Uh, some of it, some other stuff. Like, obviously some moments that just happen. Okay. That happen at the moment. Okay. You know, like, I'll tell you, I'll tell you all about it. Once we get into that special mode, we'll, uh... Yeah, we got it. Wax, you got some church announcements? Yes, sir. Who's Wax in local dispensaries in LA right here in Metro Bud and 106 in Columbus. Check out the bully and the beast every Wednesday on Spotify. And who's Wax Airsoft? Yeah, just go to BlackEffect.com. Subscribe to all the podcasts on the BlackEffect Podcast Network. And man, you know, I thought about it this week because Envy's book came out April 19th, and then I saw people posting on Monday the 18th that it was the five-year anniversary of Black Privilege, my first book, you know what I'm saying? Which became an instant New York Times bestseller. Five years, man. Wow. And then five years later, it's still the number one bestseller on Amazon and the general broadcasting. Which is a big category, you know what I mean? Because you got the Howard Sterns and Elvis Durans and Bobby Bones and Angie Martinez, all these different personalities, the media personalities, TV, radio, that have written books. And I've been number one for five years in that category. And still got a five-star rating. So salute to everybody that's supported the book and supports the books on the imprint. Because you know, it's a Black, it's an imprint now of Black Privilege publishing through Simon and Schuster. Got Tamika Mallory, state of emergency out there. Anita Kopeck, shallow waters out there. And we got a graphic novel, Dark Storm, you know, coming from my man, Kevin Grivoo. You know, it's crazy about a book. It just kind of hit me when you said that five years, still number one. Is it like, a book is different than like a movie or even a TV show? Where like, a book has a life forever and sometimes like resurges, right? Like Huckleberry Finn could just blow up again. The Game of Thrones books, they were popular. Then all of a sudden the movie comes out and it's even more popular. And it's like, it's this thing. It doesn't really go away, especially if it's like an iconic book. And you're just going to keep on selling as long as it affects culture or you affect culture. That's right. Or cartoons too. Yeah, yeah, cartoons. I'm like, how the fuck you still got to start all the way? But think about how many of those cartoons have to exist, right? Like a book is just one piece. And I never thought about that. I always thought about a book kind of like movie. Like it comes up, okay? Then there's a big sale and then it kind of goes away. It doesn't go away. No, no, never. Like books are around forever. Like there's books right now that you can look on the New York Times best sellers list. That came out 30, 40 years ago. 100 years ago. 200 years ago. Uncle Tom's Cabin. I mean, that is 1800s. She was still buying the Bible. Yeah, they are. I got to buy me a new Bible. The Bible slaps though. Yeah. Old testy or new testy. Hey, I like both. Really? I like both. I like the LeBron James version and the old joint. But it's just like, it's like it slaps because it's like it's never ending stories. Yeah. You can always constantly apply to your life. Yeah. Even when times change. Yeah. Climate changes. The world changes. You can still open up the Bible and find something that resonates. Because there's stories about humanity. They're not stories about like specific events. That's right. Like every story is relatable because they are the things that humans have gone through for, like those are the collections. Yeah, but those are the collections of the best stories in history up until that point. That's right. Over thousands of years. Those are the greatest, the craziest things that have happened that relate to the most people. It's basically like, and this is not to diminish the Bible, but it's like, imagine you took the best like DreamWorks, Pixar, Disney movies, and only took the best parts of the best things. Right. And you put it into one, you're like, yeah, this is going to exist forever. Yeah. This is not going away. Yeah. I love it, man. I love books. And to your point, I love the things that books become. Books can become movies. Books can become, you know, hit TV shows. Have you thought about doing anything with the books? You know, man, whatever God got planned is going to happen. Mm-hmm. You know? I don't know what he has planned. You know? But Black privilege has done extremely well. You know? And I appreciate it. I just like the fact that it's the imprint now. I was actually having this conversation with somebody the other day. I was talking about the power of books. And I was saying how like, books aren't even something that you necessarily do for money. Books is something that you do because you really feel like you have something to say and you're giving people something that they can learn from. Mm-hmm. I know for a fact, guys like Malcolm Gladwell, Robert Green, Ryan Holiday, they don't sit down and write these books for money. They write these books because they actually have something to say and the money comes. Mm-hmm. Because a lot of times those paydays for books aren't really huge up front. But it's the back end. You know what I'm saying? Now, you can take a big payday up front. I'll give you a run. There's plenty of people that get big paydays up front. They don't never really sell no books. Because they're just a big name. They're just a big name and sometimes they don't have nothing to say. Those books that do well are the ones where somebody actually learns from and say, yo, you got to read this book. Like, I recommend Ego is the Enemy by Ryan Holliday to Everybody. Yeah. I recommend Obstacle is the Way by Ryan Holliday to Everybody. I recommend The Unapologetic God to Black Men to Help by Dr. Rita Walker to Everybody. Back in the day, I recommended The 48 Laws of Power to Everybody. You know what I mean? The 48 Laws of Power. You know what I mean? The Four Agreements. These are things that you constantly recommend to people. Those are the starter kits for me. These are the books and you know, you'll get the autobiography of Malcolm X. Which just came out on Audible last year. Wild. Never had an Audible version. So, yes. Who voices it? That's what I'm talking about. Lawrence Bishburn. Ah, great cat. O.G. Lawrence Bishburn. Great casting. Because yeah, you need you need someone special to voice it. Absolutely. And who better than Lawrence Bishburn? Does he try to do Malcolm or does he do it as Lawrence? That's a good question. I haven't heard it. And what are the rules to doing a voiceover as an impersonation? A lot of people don't impersonate. Well, you really don't have to impersonate because usually the person that's reading the book is the person who wrote the book. Right. Now, I tell you, I cannot remember the sister's name who read Cicely Tyson's book. I didn't realize it wasn't Cicely Tyson. Because I read her book and then I listened to it. And you were like, this got to be Cicely. I didn't realize it wasn't Cicely. Because I... Because you try to get somebody that sound like them. Like you're going to move, you try to get somebody that look like somebody. That's right. I don't know. That's a good question. I think you just want somebody with a good voice. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because honestly, you'd pay more attention to the four agreements if Cardi B was reading it. You would. You know what I mean? You'd pay more attention to 48 Laws of Power if you got like... Well, to that point, like I want to get voiceover actors to voiceover some of my bits in other languages so we can put it on YouTube so we can tap into these foreign markets. Yeah. But... And we got this from that creator, Mr. Beast. But like what he does is he hires very famous actors from those places to voice it over so that those people hear this familiar voice. Right? That's smart. So I guess Lawrence Fishburne plays similar, but like... Absolutely. Especially if you go into foreign countries like who's going to do your book in Argentina? Yeah. Who's going to do your book in Argentina? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get into some shit you won't care about next week, Taylor. Can a white voiceover actor... Why not? Martin Luther King do the N-word. If he's reading what you wrote and the job is just to... It's just like the movie Django, right? Like... This brings me back to your stand, though. Well, I don't say it. Nobody said it. Don't say the N-word. Nobody said... Nobody said the N-word. But there was a time in that type of context. If somebody was quoting something... Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We've seen senators... If you've seen Joe Biden when he was a senator on the Senate floor... Yeah. Quoting something somebody said and he used the word. We've seen people quote Huckleberry Finn and use the word. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I think if you're reading something in context and quoting, I don't necessarily see what the problem is. That's a problem because somebody was putting up that Mick Mill his... Just that thing he got. What? His anthem. Mick Mill anthem. And then the white girls was over there going every time he said... Oh, I used to write like this and that. Yeah. So is that cool? That thing to the day? I don't know. What you just now said is cool for her to do that. I don't know. The first person to even bring that conversation to my attention was an episode of Girlfriends when Lynn's sister was rapping H to the Izzo in the hair salon. She said it in the hair salon stop. And they had a whole debate on whether or not she should use it. Ever since then I don't know. I don't know what... Clearly in 2022 people don't think that's appropriate. But if you're... There's so many things online that you're not supposed to sit there and mimic. You know what I'm saying? So you can know. What about the videos? I think our generation goes no. And I think... I know this sounds crazy. I think... It's gonna be so acceptable. Two generations. The next one below us is super sensitive. You probably experienced this with maybe your oldest kid might be too young. Two down. So one below us is like the super politically correct. Let me use my pronouns and everything. Blah, blah, blah. One more below that is rebelling against them. Yeah. So they're wild. I think it's the last era of all of that. Oh, so forever you think we're like... I think it's the last era of all of that. I think all of this shit is junk to shark and everybody knows it. Interesting. And I think everybody knows it. And I think that even now we're able to have certain conversations three years ago. Because when you see, you know, women in me getting pregnant by a transgender, by a guy that looks like wax identifying as a woman and going into the woman's prison and impregnating people. Oh, yes, he looks like you. Oh, big and everything? Yes. Oh, man, that's crazy. Did you not see him? So why don't guys just go ahead and just create a crime and just get a fucking... Well, yeah, I think it's some titties. No, you just say you're a woman. You ain't got to get the titties. You ain't got to get the titties? Nothing. No, that's the whole point. That's why they're pregnant. Your body doesn't define you, bro. If I get in trouble, I'm a fucking woman. Are you serious? All you got to do is reference all these old videos with these tight clothes on. Yeah. Look at these pants. You've been showing shape for a long time. Pull up the guy. Yeah, I got to see what he looks like. Pull up the guy. But that's my point. It's just like... How many girls you got pregnant? There's two inmates in the woman's prison pregnant right now. And I think... Who in the asshole would have two women pregnant at the same time? I don't know if it's him that got them full pregnant. Who would do that? Who would have two women pregnant at the same time? Assholes don't get two pregnant. They get three pregnant at the same time. Oh, three? Is that what happens? There's three that makes you an asshole. Two, you just like, eh, you know, shit happens. But three? That happens. That's him right there. That's him right there. That's him right there. Oh, come on, man. Yo, man. Yo. Come on, man. You got eyebrows like mine. Is that, that's him? No, I don't know who that is. Go back to the other guy. That's him. That's him. Look at him, man. He got eyebrows like mine. He got a nose like mine. Complexion like wax. Two women... Or maybe he is... Oh, yeah. This is the one... Oh, he did get two women pregnant. Two women fall pregnant in prison after having sex with trans inmate. That's just wild, bro. Yeah, come on. He got trans. He got these hot titties. No. They did some law where you don't have to have the whole gender reassignment. The wildest thing is we're assuming it was consensual. What do you mean? No, it was. They said it was. Well, they might have said that because of what could happen to them if they snitch in prison. No. The women said it was consensual. In jail, if you tell on... You're supposed to handle your business... Not in this situation because it's not one of them against all these women. You don't play around with women. Yeah, the women said it was consensual. But I don't know the rules. I just thought the rules in jail are like you have to handle yourself. You don't tell on the CO's. What happened about the handler that got handled? What happens to the baby, though? Say what? What happens to the baby? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. How much time they got? Your mom and your mom are in prison? Yeah. What happens to the baby? Your mom and your mommy. Yeah. Who just wants the baby just... But that's even worse. Tell us that it goes to the relative or it goes up for adoption. Oh, no. Like, come on. What kind of opportunity are you providing this kid from day one? Yeah. Like, Jesus Christ. Hopefully the one the mommies get out soon. Yeah. But my point is that's ridiculous. We can have a conversation about how ridiculous that is. Yeah. Without anybody being transphobic. I ain't mad at it. Too tall to ride this ride, yeah. I don't know what that means. No way would you? Like, there are physical requirements to be on a roller coaster. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And there are physical requirements to be housed in a prison. They're not emotional requirements to be on a roller coaster. Oh, would you? It's physical. That's right. You being on this, being too tall or too short is dangerous for you and potentially other people on this ride. That's right, that's right. You being like that in this place is dangerous for you and potentially other people in here. Yeah. Having a third leg can't do it. That's right. Under requirement, a third leg is just not happening. So it's a physical thing. We're not saying that you're not a woman. You are a woman. But there's a physical requirement to ride this ride. You identify as a woman. That's great. Fine. That third leg is not allowed here. Yeah. If you've had the gender reassignment surgery, yeah, and I, yeah. If you were... I know you're serious. Yo, the meat, it's like, no. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Because if you've been reassigned, it's like you've been made the height for the ride. That's right. Now you don't put the other people in a position where they're exactly... Put my knees off now to get on the ride. All I see is a young child that's going to be born into some trauma that they didn't know for. You know what I'm saying? Okay. But I would definitely, if I get into trouble, if I know it's just like that, I'm definitely going to be a woman. Well, isn't that what Caitlyn Jenner did? She's about to go to jail? Well, no. She's like, she, you know, got in that car accident, killed somebody, and then she was like, I'm a woman. I can't drive. Yeah. Didn't know what she said. Didn't know what she did. I got distracted. Isn't that what she did? Yeah. Because I'm a lady. I think people really started believing it. She might be a woman, right? She might be a ranger as well. Ramp right into that car and not even looking text messages, doing her fucking makeup. Oh, my God. Shit you won't care about. Brandon Bills, Danny Lee's brother said he's not cooperating in the bowling alley fight. I respect it. Yeah. I respect it. He went there. He went there. Yeah. I respect it. Oh, talking about DaBaby related things. Do you think DaBaby set that whole thing up himself, the guy that he shot who was trespassing? No. You don't play with that. That's my hot take. Nah. Why you think? Because he's not pressing charges on the guy. You don't need to. I don't need to. I don't need to. You don't need to. I busted that. He shot him. He's probably happy he didn't get charged and pressed on him. No, because he came on his property. I'm with you, but you never know nowadays, man. I'm with you 100%. Yes. North Carolina, standing your ground law. We from the Carolinas. You step on our property. We can find you out. You know what I'm saying? So I get it, but yo, he's got a lot of things. He's got a lot of people in Charlotte, especially law enforcement that doesn't like him. You know what I mean? And if they can find you know, the fact that he was able to do that, he called 911 or somebody called 911 and the police came and he handled everything in the right way. Respect. Respect. The only thing I would tell my good brother, the baby, my Carolina brother is brother. Has somebody come smudged the house with the finest of stage? Yes. In Palo Santo. Yes. Why does the baby keep attracting this kind of stuff? Yeah. This is before the industry. Yeah. Like, why? Like, why does the baby keep attracting this kind of stuff? And by the way, the baby handles this business every single time, but I don't even want him to have to be in that position. Yeah. You're too successful to be handling your business all the time. By the way, this has been before the success. Yeah. This goes back to the, you know, the Walmart incident. You know what I mean? And another time there was a home invasion and you know, him being in Atlanta shooting a video and people wanted to fight like, stop trying to baby. And by the way, and I can honestly say, I have not seen him look for any problems. Hmm. It's not like he's looking for these issues. It's like these things come to him. Let's do jump to his face. When you up there, when you up there, they just going to come anyway. You ain't got to ask for shit. And Charlotte, man, it's interesting in Charlotte because like I've always said and I've always thought about this when it comes to the baby. When you're the only one from some place, that's a difficult position to be in. There's never blown from Charlotte, right? Especially this much. Correct me if I'm wrong, but even people that's watching this on the internet, he's the only rep from Charlotte, not North Carolina, the only rapper from Charlotte that has popped off. He's big. He had a level that he's popped off at and he still chooses to live in Charlotte in the 704. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's that little position to be in, man. Yeah. You know, I got that little position to be in. That's why I like, you know, I'm always so inspired by what shows does. It's like, you bringing your people with you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because you don't, when you that only person, hey man, you make yourself an even bigger target. You know, people know what that compound at? Oh, that's where the baby live? Let me hop this fence. Maybe he's on tour. Maybe he's not home. You know what I'm saying? For a word. Maybe I can run in here real quick and grab something. Yeah. He said it. He's like, I spent somebody's life today going to live and heal up my boy. Like, I don't, yeah, I don't think he, I don't think he, I don't think that was a setup. I don't know. Yeah, it makes more sense now. Kendrick Lamar announces his album date. I love it. I am a person who back in the day saw Kendrick Lamar in a bowling alley. He was at one of Angel E's bowling parties. And I walked up to Kendrick Lamar and I said, hey Kendrick, I didn't say Kendrick. I walked up to him and I said, hey, my brother, can you give me a size of 11 and a half? Oh, sure. And, you know, Kendrick first came up in an era where a lot of us forgot why we kind of fell in love with hip hop. So we were looking for these packages. You know what I'm saying? Like you had to look a certain way. Yeah. You had to move a certain way to be considered a superstar. And I used to tell Toppin, all of them, like, I don't think he's a star, man. He can rap his ass off. I remember Debbie Depp. Debbie Depp was the first person to let me hit Kendrick. I think it was it wasn't Section 80. It was something before Section 80. And I'm like, I don't get it. And Section 80 came out and I was like, okay, I'll fuck with this. And I really fucked with it because of that cartoon and serial record. Because I love gunplay. I still love gunplay. And I just, I'm like, I don't think he's a star. I don't think he's a star. I don't think he's a star. I think it was Rope. That's an understatement. Right. And now there's not an album this year more than Kendrick and Rhapsody that I'm anticipating more. Wow. I'm anticipating Kendrick and Rhapsody's album. And I think Kendrick forget just rap as an artist period. Nobody does it better than Kendrick. Because think about all of these other artists that have been out here. A lot of them have shot their loads. We know what to expect. You know what I'm saying. We've got We've gotten what we've gotten, it's been cool. Everybody's been having some great runs, some great waves. Kendrick ain't been around in six years. And he's an artist that we don't know what he's coming with. Because none of his projects have been the same. Good Section 80 didn't sound like Good Kid Mad City. Good Kid Mad City didn't sound like Pimple Butterfly. Pimple Butterfly didn't sound like damn. We don't know what Kendrick's coming with. We just know it's going to be some dope shit. His last shit was six years ago? Six years ago. And he takes his time. Who takes their time in 2022 on anything? I love it. You got to earn that. No, Michael did take his time. That's what I'm saying. But that's the error I come from. I come from the area where you put out some prolific shit, you waited, and you crafted some really dope-ass prolific shit to come back again. Not at all. You say the fuck out the way. Not at all. That's how you get so much more value. Not at all. You say what? People don't know you have the dawdy on them. That's how you water yourself down. You keep putting all your shit out there. Everything you got going on, whack yourself. He is the anti-everything this era is about. I'm not on social media like that. I only pop out when I got something to do. And I'm going to give you this good music every few years. I love it. And I can't wait to hear what he does. If I stay high like that. I can't wait to hear what he does. Let's pay some bills and come back and do some asking idiots. Let's do it. Hey, let's talk about Freshly for a second, man. How hard is it to find a fast, pre-cooked meal that isn't frozen, tasteless, or highly processed? Well, that's why Freshly is here. Food that's fast doesn't have to be fast food. Freshly offers quality meals without the hard work. Their meals are designed by nutritionists, cooked by chefs, then delivered fresh. Other meal deliveries need to be prepped and cooked. But Freshly is ready to eat in three minutes, okay? It doesn't matter if you're a bachelor. It doesn't matter if you're a husband, you know, boyfriend who wants to put some fresh food on the table for the family. You know, you want to do a little something for your girl. 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If people act like Future, if that's not a debate, I mean, and I'm not talking about lyrics, I'm just talking about impact. Like Future's probably the most influential artist of the past decade. And there's not a metric you can look at that doesn't back that up. He's the number five. You know, Future's the number five most screamed artist of any genre of music over the past decade. Completely believe it. Like, come on, man. Like, let's see. What we got, Taylor? What we got? Where was that question? That look like horrible decisions asking idiots. Go back, scroll back up. XOBadis says best moment with Weezy. Also, how did you meet Alex? That must be for you shows. What's your best moment with Weezy and how did you meet Alex? My best moment with Weezy. Oh, we did an accent off on the street once, that was really fun. An accent off? Yeah, she's good at accents. And we were just doing accents back and forth to one another. And that was just really fun. And then I met Alex. Alex reached out to me. Alex's name is the same as a friend of mine that used to do comedy's name. Alex Media? Alex Anderson. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And so he DMed me and I thought it was this other guy. So I was talking to him for like a minute, thinking it was this other guy. And he was like cooking things up. And then, you know, I think eventually I realized it was a different guy, but I liked that he was kind of after and hungry. And then we asked him if he wanted to help us out on Brilliant Idiots. But yeah, it was just like by a complete happenstance that he has the same name as a buddy of mine that used to do comedy. What made you reach out to shows, Alex? I like these type of origin. Yeah, I was kind of just reaching out to a lot of people that were in hip hop and comedy. I reach out to you, never answered it. I would check these. Yeah. No, but also I was working with Siphon Sounds at the time as well. And then Andrew was on a podcast with Scythe and that's how. Oh, shout out to Scythe and Mike Cash, by the way, for doing the medley of the New York, New York and the Empire State of Mind. Fire. On the intro? No, the end. The, with the choir. Scythe and Sound did that? That's how the choir. Well, he organized, him and Mike Cash organized this song to blend the both of them together. But yeah, did you guys like the choir surprise at the end? And Mateo Lansing in New York. Mateo, she thought God Mateo, man, Mateo got the best ball settle in the business. Yeah, yeah, he's great. Mateo got the best ball settle in the business. I don't know, I'm not gonna lie, I get emotional when I see guy called girl called people, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, man. That shit is just like, I don't know, that shit was just a dope ass tribe that produced some really dope motherfucking talent, man. It was great. It was living color. It really was. And nobody giving us no credit because it was on MTV too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody gotta put that shit together and show it. Like if you put it together and show it, you'll be like, whoa. Show the tree. Like show the tree. What all these people are doing now, yeah. You gotta do it. You got Aquafina and the coal buyer, Pete Davidson, Shoes, Duvall, myself, you know what I mean? Like, yes, there's some dope ass people that came from fucking girl called Guy Cole, man. Yeah, man. What else we got, Taylor? Scroll down, ask the idiots, what is the freakiest thing your girl or someone, that's wild, yo, that's wild. All right, there you go, there you go. I like this. Gates is already a flex. This is from Bust Down. Gates is already a flex. Who else would you have the love to attend that show that are alive? Oh, fuck, dead or dead people as well. I mean, I'd love to entertain Jesus, Muhammad. There you go. You know, like... Jesus probably be in a crime. Yeah, he got some hate with that ride. Or hate with the ride. Yeah, yeah, I mean, obviously, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King and, you know, fucking, I don't know, George Washington, just profound people in life, that'd be really cool. And how long you would have thought about your martingale? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he was like, yo, my feet was fucked. You might have yelled at me. You might have like, fuck you. Yo, Martin Luther King Jr. yells preach at you. You say some shit, preach, yo. My brain was fucked up. You don't know they had to have dealt for the food that they was eating? Yeah. For sure, out. Oh, man. Now, that made a lot of sense, though. TOL7 says, Wax, who gave you the toughest fight? Oh, I know the answer to this. Me too. Brother, the child support. That is not a tough fight. That's shit kicking your ass. That's shit beating your ass. Hey, where you at? I'm still here with you. We ain't saying who beat your ass. We think who gave you the toughest fight. Oh, fuck. A woman. I mean, any woman I've dealt with that. Any dude that gave you a tough fight. A dude that gave me a tough fight. You sitting here in front. He gonna try your ass, too. Probably just my brother. Yeah, you may know just. You better give like his fucking brain to it. I ain't saying it's all my pain. We all get it, man. You scared to say, like, dang. You scared to even say, like, dang. You don't even want to go down that road. I'm growing up. I got older brothers that we all would just kick each other asses. You know what I'm saying? You don't even want to say, like, dang. That's big brother right there. How much older is he than you? 13 years. I'm number 10 of 12 kids. Same mother fucker. Yeah, but 13 years. When did you fight? How old were you and how old was he? I got my mom house raided at. You was in your 20s? 16. No, no, no. I was probably 7. My mom got my, I was still in high school. So he's 30. You're 17. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting your ass kicked. It's all right. You died? No. As I said, the toughest fight. Yeah, the toughest fight. You're 17, bro. I was different. I was always different. So what do you know? Nah, that's what I'm saying. What do you know? Oh, he's a glumber too. He's a glumber. My name should have been a glumber. He's a glumber, bro. Salute to Ike, man. By C.U. Art, what do we got? Ooh, what is something you used to believe? How and why has it changed? The GNNV conversation. I'm thinking all these girls is nothing. I said she got on the fucking ground and started shaking. I don't believe that shit no more. I'm not the man I used to be. I thought I was. What about you, shows? What is something you used to believe? How and why has it changed? Something I used to believe. And how and why has it changed? God, I don't know. I feel like I want to give a more thoughtful answer. Something I used to believe. I used to believe news. That's kind of frustrating. And now I have a lot more skepticism when it comes to any news story about absolutely anything in the world. Fox, CNN, all of them. Literally everything I want. What's the real one you think? I don't think there is one, man. I'm not even lying. I think they could be if people got back to actual news. Just give me the fucking news, bro. Just give me the facts, bro. Just give me the facts as you know them. I don't want your opinion. I don't want your voice. I don't want no contempt in your voice. I don't want none of that. Stop it happening. Give me the news. You know, that's it. Basically the only thing that we can really be okay with is the weather. Hell, no, that's something predictable. Every time it says rain, it rains. That's true. Not snow, though. Yeah, they fucking love the snow. Mine is kind of the same. I used to really believe that people on social media were actually outraged about the thing that they were outraged about. And I actually thought that they cared about these issues that they really acted like they cared about. The instigators. There's a bunch of instigators. That's right. And nothing's consistent. This will happen over here and nobody will say nothing. But the same thing will happen to this person and everybody acts so fucking angry and so upset. You want to see them fight. That fight is better. I want to see them fight. That's what I'm saying. So it's just like, yeah, that's something I used to believe and it changed because nobody's consistent. I used to believe that people on the internet were actually outraged about the things that they were outraged about. And it changed because it's not consistent. And I know for a fact it's not the real world. That shit does not exist in the real world. None of these... 95% of conversations you see online do not exist in the real world. Unless they do it in entertainment. The entertainment conversations always happen in the real world. The shit about race and gender and identity and all that. We not discussing that? Nope. No, at least not in my circles. Well, unless you did some dumb stuff. We are. Taylor, tell me. Boom. Boom. What? What? What? What is that? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Taylor, you took two steps. Taylor, you just took two steps. This guy's crazy, yo, tell it. This guy's absolutely crazy. You know this guy's crazy, yo? Come on, man. I can't drink my water. Let me at least warm me. Yeah. As always, if you listen to this podcast. I didn't know that. Yeah. How do you do that, then, Taylor? I love you, Taylor. Taylor, you know how I love you, Taylor. It won't be like that. You're going to instigate it in me? I don't want that. Taylor ready to sniff us. I was saying, because shit. Taylor ready to give us that West Philly five finger discount across the face. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.