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Jingle Bells ADULT Christmas Comedy Song

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Published on Dec 10, 2008

An Adult comedy Christmas song for you all. Jingle bells sung the VX220NA way (of course).

(c)Lee H. (VX220na) December 2008.


LYRICS as follows
=================
DASHING TO THE PUB
IT'S XMAS EVE I KNOW
SANTA'S ON HIS WAY TONIGHT
YO HO BLOODY HO

LET'S ALL JUST GET MASHED
WELL, IT'S XMAS AFTERALL
A BIG EXCUSE
FOR ALCOHOL ABUSE
AND A GOOD OLD FAMILY BRAWL

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN

DASHING TO THE SHOPS
TO FIND THAT THEY ARE SHUT
NOT ONE BLOODY PRESENT BOUGHT
LOOKS LIKE I AM FUCKED

SO BACK TO THE PUB I GO
AND HER PRESENT IS IN SIGHT
A FOSTERS T SHIRT,
A LADBROKES PEN
AND A BOTTLE OF DIAMOND WHITE

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN

I WAKE UP XMAS DAY
AND WE BOTH EXCHANGE OUR GIFTS
THE LADBROKES PEN
DOESN'T GO DOWN WELL
AND THE SHIRT WON'T FIT HER TITS

SHE DOWNS THE DIAMOND WHITE
MY PRESENTS ON IT'S WAY
A KICK IN THE KNACKERS
AND A SMACK IN THE MOUTH
HAPPY BLOODY XMAS DAY

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

OHHHH.....

JINGLE BELLS
BLOODY HELL
THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN....

(c)Lee H. (VX220na) December 2008.

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