 We've both got Red Dead Redemption 2 for Christmas and we've opened, the wrapper is open, the seal is off, the seal's been broken. I love it mate, I have to say, I absolutely love it. I haven't finished spired a man, right? And I like spired a man. I couldn't beat the end of it. Don't tell me. A life spired a man is really good, but it'll be something I have from it, but it doesn't make me want to get home and play it at the moment. You can't ignore them because you have to give them, you almost have to let them have that little bit of time to allow you to have your time. You just say to them, you just lie down for a minute, she goes asleep. To be fair, you know what she starts to say, cos I've said it and she goes, just go on, on and on and on. Click the link in the description, the app is free. Also this is the thing about Red Dead Redemption, how come going the match on New Year's Day took four hours to complete the 90 minute game, right? Right? And yeah, I switch on Red Dead, do half a mission, look at the clock and 17 hours have gone by. How does that? What's going on? First and foremost is, everywhere's fucking miles away. That's the first thing, it's miles to anywhere. Right? I mean miss, I fell asleep last night. Whatever, 12 or something, so she was just asleep behind me and I was like, yeah. I got laid down, got the hour of Red Dead and I was like that. I thought it's done like a mission, skinned a couple of book there, took them back and all that. Looked at me then, 20 past two. I was like, no way, no way is that the right time, I'm not having it cos it fell four minutes. I've literally sat at Godderson for 61 hours on fucking New Year's Day. Shit, but what a game. Time is so much, it is relative. I understand it's right, it's relative. It is incredible all in it, as a game for people, people might like gaming on this, but that kind of game, what's incredible about it is you can literally play the game without playing the game, so you can just go in and exist in the universe without having to do missions. This is how it all exists in the end? No, no, but on the train, it's lovely riding around. It's just fucking great. As I said to you, just get on the train and just shit off on the train and just let it take your hand. That's my mission tonight. It's not even a mission. I was telling last week about that, someone had said on one of the podcasts that he created his own games in it. He was grabbing people, turning them to, and I don't know how you do it by the way, but he was tying people to railway tracks where the railway track splits, and it was like his own justice. He was the sheriff, the bounties instead of taking them in. He was taking them to the railway tracks and tying them to the side. The fate decide whichever way the track went. He was on a podcast and he said there's missions coming in. He was like, it is now. The way between trains can be mad. You can wait there for an hour for this train. But this is my mission because I don't want to finish the proper missions. I want to just play my own missions on it. You can do it. It's like old games you go on playing. You do something and someone will be standing there. It's like the Truman Show idea where he turns his back and I mean he's disappeared. Nish, you go back and the fellas are still there, like what do you want? You were just there and it's like, oh. What I love about it, I watched Westworld both series. I think it's mad, but it's boss at the same time. Westworld is Red Dead in real life. It's the idea of a park that you can go and be a cowboy in this park. The more you go into the park, the more money you pay, the longer you stay, the more you can discover and the more things start getting a bit weird. The idea of the park is that the robots start remembering that this has happened because they're all on loops in the game. They start remembering, you did something really horrible to me. They all start tanning and it is brilliant. The thing is, I think if you watch that now after playing Red Dead, you'd love it because you'd just go, this is Red Dead, but as a real life programme and you'd be able to get into it dead easy. I think I've done about 21% and even that feels like it's too much. I know what you mean, you want it to slow down a bit. I want it to be infinite. Well, why aren't you just continually giving us downloadable content to just extend it? I suppose that's not the online thing for that, isn't it? But I've never really been into online. I suppose that the missions are interactive and you can do them and it's not just a case of pimping your horse or something, then I might do it. It is amazing. I think he's a bit like that, one of the tomb raiders. You can just carry on in the game, like living in the existence. It's like that with Grand Theft, it's the idea of it's still all there, but once you've done it and all the missions are done, then you're just essentially living a real life. Who the fuck wants to do that? You're just walking around, bumping into people and nothing ever good happens. Is basically the fucking existence of an evertonian? Yeah, there's not much of it. All the people are having a good time while you're the man. Just looking for fun. Well, the only thing you've read at the moment is that you can clap any of them. Oh, you can have a bit of a laugh. You can hear all the people. I walked in in the hotel and saw some women riding the fuck out of some fella. I haven't seen that. When in the hotel he was like, oh sorry, you know, wrong doll. He's got a bath, he's got a luxury bath. He's got a luxury bath, which includes an assistant, shall we say. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what would be bossing him? And I'm getting in touch with Rockstar. An ASMR bath. Did he just whisper to you? Has he scrubbed you? Has he scrubbed you? In a thigh. That's what they do. A bit of ASMR. I watched the inner thigh. No, so it's tremendous. It's tremendous. Loving it. See, by the time when that's finished, we'll have like a stab, we'll have a second January for us, but we'll be just miserable when that's finished. January two, the return. Start again. Start again. Can't start again because all the surprise is gone. All the mystery is gone. My go bat of the original. Go bat of the dead and finished. Just redo it here because I forgot all about it. Great of appreciation. Yeah, and then when I've finished that one, go bat of this one. In a few months, maybe. My go do GTA 5 again. I think it's about 80% room, cwmbi ar, really. Now it's, I love it. It's really good.