 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing some Sims Online. It's just like the Sims 1, but with really funky music. I was wondering if that was actually the music, or if I was just hearing things. I wasn't sure. It's been a while now in quarantine, so either is very possible. But yeah, it's basically like the Sims 1, but you get to play online with lots of other lonely people. Alright, let's get started. Jesus Christ, what are these? What the hell? Are you going to be an alien or Santa? This is the best Sims game I've ever played. Other players will be able to see this description of your sim page in the game. Okay, favorite music. Static. Favorite movie is telemarketing. Turn-ons also telemarketing. Turn-offs is frogs. And quote of the day is... Okay, I googled inspirational quotes. Success doesn't just find you. That's pretty inspirational, but I can't just copy it, so I'll have to add something like of me on there. Success doesn't just find you, because you aren't worth finding. And a little heart. I like it. Inspirational yet grounding. Wait, someone took Jim Pickens, but that's my name! Okay, Jim Pickens, whatever, space is fine. You are forgiven. A warm welcome. Welcome to a welcome lot. Oh my God, a man in a toga is coming to greet me. I'm gonna go talk to him. I don't think this is sim music. God, there's an extreme mix of music going on. Why are you both playing chess alone? Just playing together, I don't understand. I just said, hello, help me. They're like, hey Jim, what do you need? I'm just like, I need help. The hell is going on over here? Make gnome. No, I don't want to do that. What the hell is up with this music? I don't know, but that person's freaking out. They love it. Oh my God, I never realized how fucking horrible the Sims would be without its iconic Sims music. Okay, I don't know why I'm getting money. I didn't do anything. I'm making jam now, guys. Please help. They're still like, with what? I'm making jam. I heard making jam isn't worth it today. Listen, buddy. Success doesn't just find you. I won't add on the rest of that quote because it's a little bit mean. Jim's jam, come get some. That sounded trending. These people don't like me, do they? He's hurting himself a lot making this jam and they're saying it's not even worth that much money. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing here. Oh my God, the music's kicking off now. Go on, Jim, get in there. Yeah, shake that money maker, Jim, come on. Make me some YouTube money. Work it, Jim. I'm telling them to make it rain. They're all loving it. They're like, Jim, thanks for the show. Oh my God, he's trying to break out. He's forgotten he's in here voluntarily. He thinks it's a jail cell. Oh my God, now he's climbing up to the top of it. I got to turn off this fucking music. It's driving me berserk. They keep talking with Jeffree Star. I like Call Me Kevin. Why does no one care? Guys, I like Call Me Kevin. I'm like, you should like him too. And then they're like, I will look him up, Jim. Thank you. Now I leave. I go somewhere else. I turned off the music, by the way. It's still going. All right, what about this place? Damn. Oh, look at this space casino. I want to go to a space casino. There's only one person there too, so they have to talk to me. Oh my God, this place is a little bit over the top. It's kind of eerie too. Where's the other person? What the hell is this? Yeah, ponder over that. The hell is going on here? Jesus Christ. What the hell? Okay, this place is scary. And it doesn't seem to be anyone here. They've got a massive graveyard, which is kind of cool. But I'm leaving. I don't like it. Okay, this place seems wild. They're screaming. There's Santa gnomes. It has everything you could want. All right, I'm going to go give this bear a hot kiss. Jim is like running over there. They're looking deep into each other's eyes. But that's about it. I don't kiss. What the fuck? All right, where can I make Jim? What the hell? That bear is a beautiful singing voice. I really thought it was an NPC, to be honest. I told Jim to go kiss him. They're serenading everyone. All right, just get a hug at least. No, they're running away. Jim, quick, go after them. Come back here, you fucker. I want to hug you. Yes, yes. Here we go. Oh, a nice hug. Oh, they're giving me a gift. 20 bucks. I can barely believe it. Thank you. Oh, I actually tad-nick you. That deserves a little cat-call, I think. They probably think I'm like a 70-year-old man. I like giving the avatar. Oh, they don't want to dance with me. All right. Oh, this is getting awkward. I'll leave now. It looked like the bear was looking right into the camera. Oh my God. Who saw the new Call Me Kevin Sims video XD? Don't all speak up at once, though. Okay, it's someone speaking. Wait, I think someone's realized. Wait, maybe they're just humoring me. He's pretty fun, Loll. Oh, the funnest. Yes, happy. This is what I do in my free time. I go around games looking for like the one person who will know who I am. It just helps build the old ego, which is very fragile. Wait, your name is Jim Pickens, Loll. Yep, and that's me. Jim Pickens. I'll say hi, Tom. And then I'm like, hey, Tom. I'm Jim Pickens from the 2.32 million sub-channel. Call me Kevin. I'm going to get banned from marketing myself. Wait, be kissed hotly. Oh, no, I just told Jim to give money because I was like, oh, look, a fan. I'm going to give them a gift. But now it looks like I'm just paying them to kiss me. All right. I think it's time to look for a job. The only job in the paper today is in the nightclub as a dancer. Yes. I think it's about time I become a part of the workforce. All right. Change your outfit. I don't know what is going on. To be honest, all I know is I wish I could turn off this music. Oh, I've put on text-to-speech now. I'm yours. Are you gay? What? What? I'm gay. Can't change. You tricky bastard. Don't call me a bastard. Click on the outfits down and checkmark them. Helpful. No. Help me. These interactions. This game too hard. I was just going to say that and then leave. No naval action is hard. What? All right. It is time to leave this area. Welcome, Jim Pickens. Help me. Two need money. Just use the objects. You'll get money. No thanks. Give me. Oh god, he's freaking out. Jim's jam is selling well. Jim's jams. Get some Jim's jam. Jim's jam putting the Jim in jam since jam was first jimmed. I'm going to get banned. Anyone need food? If so, I got jammed. Jim's jam is the jimmiest jam that ever jammed. I'm so going to get banned. Oh, this is risky. Food is ready. Thanks. I just took our food. I'm throwing the food away. I'm what you doing? Cleaning. Just doing my part. Jam. Yes. Would you like some jam? They were not dirty. He JST made that food. I thought it was dirt. Is that insulting his food? I'm not sure. I just cooked it. Oh. I don't know. The texture speech makes it even funnier for some reason. I am hungry. I actually am. That's the thing. Bet you are. Puffed. Don't you puffed me? Don't puffed me. Puffed you. It sounds like it's fucking censored or something. All right. I'm going to give him money to pay him back for that meal. He rejected it. What the heck? Thank you. He knows what's going to happen. He fucking knows it. He's just slowly putting it into the dishwasher. And the casual like do-do-do-do-do after he does it. All right. I'm going to give him money. I feel bad. I think he's just ran away. I'm hungry. Wait. Hold up. Why the food is gone again. Oh, no. He's realized. Okay. Fresh HC. Like Jim is actually hungry. He's more hungry for chaos. Oh, no. He's caught me. Oh, no. I'm hungry. Jim, aren't you from Call Me Kevin XD? I love Call Me Kevin. If only it was Kevin. I'm sorry. There. Good boy. I don't be patronizing. Now I'm going to throw it away. Tell me when to throw it away. Jim. Yes. Put it down. FFS Jim. They're all judging me. I didn't do anything. Jim, please don't. I didn't do anything. Put the plate down. It's like a gun. Drop the weapons. Oh, my God. I will do it. I am warning you. If you do it's a band. Oh, my God. He's saying I'll get banned if I do it. Okay. I'll just hide it then. He's just walking into the graveyard with the food. Where are you going? Look, I am not a bad guy. Just confused. I'm giving one dollar tips and it looks like the money just filling up. I'm like splashing the cash over here. Okay. The food's actually gone off now because I left it in the graveyard. The food is now smelly. Yeah, because you put it on the grave. I can't take it from the grave. You can't? I can't either. For some reason you just can't pick it up. It's just stuck. I make jam. Jim's jam. Oh, my God. I've got nothing but trouble. And I've been pretty innocent during the whole thing. The only thing I did was throw some food in the garbage. Need food. Why I can't even type. Hungry. Yep. Can't pick it up too. Hungry. It's stuck. Hungry. I'm just saying that I'm hungry. They're like Jesus Christ. He's been eating all day. How is he hungry? Greedy. Why is this person on my case all the time? Can you move it in by mode? They're still trying to fix the plate of food. I don't know how I even did that. I'm just really good at breaking games. Oh, God. He's on the toilet. His pants. He's just going to shit himself. He's decided. He can't embarrass himself anymore than he already has, I guess. You can. Please feed me. That's so needy. All these people are trying to do their jobs. I'm just standing there like hungry. Hungry. Please feed. Now I know how our tea feels when I play don't starve with them. No, you can't touch it. I will serve it. Please up you tea it down please. It's just the text of speech makes it so much funnier for some reason. Who is hungry? Oh, can I help you? You need a spanking. Oh, it's my friend. I am serving food. Spanking though. Wait, no, hold on. Why are we talking about spanking all of a sudden? Yes. No. I'm hungry. Okay. Come to graveyard. Jesus. No. Baca. No. Well, I got banned. It's thoroughly deserved. I might add. This property has special permission set, which excludes you from entering. Well, on his first day, Jim Pickens got banned. That was a riveting experience. I wish I sold more of Jim's jam though. Do you want any Jim's jam? Maybe let me know we can make some merch. But I guess for now I have to leave it there. I hope you enjoyed this video. A very unusual game. It's like just kind of a chat room, I guess, really, where you have the added bonuses of having to care for your sim. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always. I hope you're staying safe in these weird times we find ourselves in. And I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.