 I mean, we're like fucking trolling right now. Like we are absolutely fucking trolling Here's your maddened bull! What is up with these guys? No we can make super bummer dude Toy Story game didn't work till like the second quarter Alright, I tweeted, bro, what's up? So I needed ESPN Plus to watch the game today I'm fucking pissed I get YouTube TV, which I love But apparently, if I want to watch the Falcons versus the Jaguars I need ESPN Plus Okay, and if I want to watch the Toy Story game I have Disney Plus Luckily, we have Disney Plus because we have a kid and we like Disney movies and we have that So I had that on the little TV and then I need ESPN Plus Why the fuck am I being- Why do I want ESPN Plus? And I'm paying for that I'm paying for Netflix, I'm paying for Hulu I'm paying for YouTube TV I don't know what the hell else I'm doing out here It comes with Hulu, like everything is just like Nobody knows shit It's like, alright, if you buy this week, we'll give you that And if you buy YouTube TV this week, we'll give you HBO If you buy, it's just a fucking maze that we're all stuck in It's just shit, dude Because, like I thought the Patriots would play a little bit better but they turned the ball over, so like I don't give a shit who the Patriots quarterback is We already got a dub on him Kaffir could win MVP, he could I mean, Hertz gonna be there, Mahomes gonna be there Who else gonna be in MVP's part? It's probably him and Kaffir right now I can't lie, this is a big Oh! Put him on Calvin, bro, let me know how he does, dude Dave did enough Dave did enough Yo, quick chat, what's Dave's press? What's Dave's press? Tell me it's 90 If he got like 90 press though, he might It's an 84? I mean, that could work Am I getting fruit punch tomorrow? What's fruit punch? Oh, Marlon Humphrey? Is he good? I don't think he's really that good You guys think like Marlon Humphrey is a god? Or what do you guys think about Marlon Humphrey? Good or no? Yeah, I don't have a ball tomorrow Are we sweating? Do you think that, like God damn it, man I'll never understand how well you can stop the run I can't stop a dick Fuck, man, god damn it, dude I mean, dawg, like, is this real? Is this like real football? Was that real? Was that a real play? That was the go-to right there I mean, is that it? Is that it? Is that a bomb? Man, that's what motherfuckers should drop shit like that Is Dave baggy? God, I really think these kids will click on and try to stop fucking like They would actually try once in a blue moon to stop fucking I mean, god, Gronk, was that like the slowest shittiest, fattest fucking run ever? Fuck these kids, Bo Of course, Bo is him, dude What? Is McCaffrey doing that? I mean, my boys could get like pressure, dude My defense would be cracked No, he really fucking blocks I've rushed through the whole game and he blocks Sussy, sussy, sussy these kids What a fucking overthrow God damn it, man What a fucking overthrow Why the fuck would you run right there? That was so stupid, dude That power-o right there when I wasn't even calling time out was fucking ridiculous and stupid Just never, like, you just literally will never have time to do that and mad at me You don't have time for bombs to run I mean, we're like fucking trolling right now We are absolutely fucking trolling Now, what's going on is we're absolutely fucked The game is absolutely trolling me right now Oh my god, come on How is that pass rush there, bro? Like, what? Like, why would you run fucking verticals again? Why? God, these kids are fucking morons, dude Dude, there's just no fucking way This is real football right now Come on, man Ha ha, that's why you use gift wrap, you stupid shit Ha ha, ha ha Ha ha Dave Robinson, there's no way Oh my god There's just no way you can guard that Was that too much for you? Was that, yo, was that too much for you to guard right there? God, I thought it was perfect defense I really did Cross man can't guard the wheel route Seen enough I mean, I knew it Cross man can't guard the wheel route I'm done, I'm done taking it People are just gonna have to stop my goddamn Duke, I'm done taking people Alright, Dave Robinson Look at Dave fucking Robinson Look at Dave fucking Robinson Hey, have a day, Dave Robinson Have a day, Dave Robinson Have a day, Dave Robinson Like, I just should always It should just always be fucking hardflats Like, for real, to give that shit up is just like It should just always, like, every play should be fucking hardflats, it really should Dave! Oh, Dave Dave I hate this fucking game, dude, I hate it Like, you're so fucking banged Do you understand, like, how banged this shit is, dude? And it's just fucking just playmaker Thank you, boys, way to stop the fucking run Oh my God, come on, man, stay outside right there There's just no way we're doing this in fucking head to head There's just no fucking way this is how we're living our life There's just no way, dude There's just no way this is how we're living our head to head with four minutes left, dude I mean, Doug, what are we Are we really trolling right now? Are we trolling? Oh, life's gotta be trolling I mean, if you catch that with momentum, bro we're, like, fucking in the money I just can't believe that, like, a 5-yard purple would stand right there, dude I feel like now's the time to What a read and a catch, man All right, Dave Robinson, the interception would just be epic for us An interception would just be epic It really would be epic, oh my God, no one's here That interception would be epic for the boys here Fucking pass community for, like, the first time all day Holy shit, man I mean, Doug, how do people, like, how do people ever use three-man rush ever? Like, how do people use three-man rush ever in their lives? Like, ever, like, what in the fuck I just don't understand how people ever use three-man rush and it works for them I don't know, like, how the fuck three-man rush works for these people so much, dude My God, my coverage is so good but, like, I don't need I don't need, like, a pass rush I need, like, try a little bit I can't get weakboxed Like, the game is so finicky with that three-man rush is OP and sometimes it sucks There's, like, no in-between the three-man rush There's, like, none Where does that other guy come from, dude? Like, I just don't know where that other guy comes from, dude OP, I'd be OP I could've ran another play Fuck, I started down Hold up Like, I was behind, like, I waited for that but I wasn't, and I was, like, nowhere to make that play, though Like, I was nowhere to make that play I didn't go for the pick I was, like, nowhere to make that play I couldn't have made that play The momentum he had was, like I'm waiting for the ball to tip up on some dumb shit but, like, I'm not Like, that's, like, dog bailed out How many people was that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 I mean, I'm nowhere to be found Like, I don't know what I should do because the ball could pop left or right or anything I don't really even know what else to do I can't lie, our boy Dave Robinson was bursting