 Only thing I can promise you is I'm coming back to the next episode with so much anger and pain in my blood that it is a guaranteed win. I will see you in the most rage-induced shitstorm of an episode next episode. I'm gonna drop 28 on this dude's head. It's either gonna be a rage quit or he's gonna sit through a thrashing. For the cheapest and safest men, 22 coins, go to mmoexp.com and use code MMG for 5% off. Look at me. Look at me right in my eyes. Last episode literally made me contemplate quitting Madden. I typed in www.onlyfans.com. I was making a profile. I was ready to retire. I'm still thinking about it. If you haven't seen episode number four of Wheel of Mud, go watch it. What you will witness today is the gameplay of a man who is so fed up with electronic arts. Today, I'm guaranteeing you right now either a rage quit or a win by 21 or more. We're two and two to keep this team and potentially make it to the Super Bowl and prestige someone else. We gotta make it all the way to the playoffs, baby. My body is running off a pure rage right now, like anger. Every time in my life, if I just need, if I gotta get out of bed, if I need a boost, if I need to get dialed in, if I need to be wired, all I have to do is go watch Wheel of Mud episode number four and all of the emotion will surge back to the surface and I'll just wanna run through a brick wall. Wheel of Mud episode number five will be a cheat clamping in the century because I'm so upset. Our first wheel spin, and you know what? This wheel spin is gonna be a cracked 89 plus overall player. It doesn't matter. I know what it's gonna be. I'll do ultimate kickoff all over again, baby. We did not get to lock in last time, but we will get to lock in this time. Who do we get? We got Kevin Zitler. I have a feeling we're gonna get someone a little bit better this time. It's gonna come from the Colts or the Chiefs, maybe. The Colts. You know, this might be an offensive lineman, too, huh? No idea. I would love a defensive player. It's Eric Fisher. It's literally last episode all over again. And if it ends like last episode, I'm gonna break something. All right, our first spin is a quick one. I'm just ready to get into the game, honestly. Huge potential, but it implies that I have to know the player's college. So, first thing we do, we go into the auction house. Sort by overall, any of these players are up for grabs. Oh, my God. Super clutch start because these are Campus Legends. And I know these because I was just playing a game as Legends. Superstar KO, Reggie Bush, USC. However, I don't need Reggie Bush. Like, I for sure don't need Reggie Bush because I gotta say, Brian Dawkins, wait, what's his team? I want to say Miami, but I don't think it's Miami because Miami is Ed Reid. It's Ed Reid, Ray Lewis. Is Brian Dawkins Clemson? I pray he's Clemson because this is the only player I want on this board. Are you Clemson? Yes! Brian Dawkins is from Clemson and I don't get to do any more thinking. I know that's who I want on this team. Brian Dawkins is a savage. We're going to Avalanche, Brian Dawkins. And abilities-wise, I should be able to get deflator enforcer, presumably. Oh, he's a zone safety? I'm surprised he's a zone safety. I guess we can go acrobat instead. Really solid ability. All right, let's get these boys something an 88 overall and a 90 overall. This is a must win. Let's do our challenge wheel in the event we lose with the new challenge wheel rules. If you guys did not see last episode, we have new challenge wheel rules. I can either open the pack like we've always been doing upon completion or if I lose, I can save a player. In this example, let's say I lose, but I complete my challenge wheel. I can save Brian Dawkins. Ken Lloyd, Barlin, Humphrey, Sikman, Barkley. Solid team. We're going to have a pretty solid match up here. All right, let's get our challenge wheel before this game starts. I don't want to make the same mistake. I made last game and spin it after. Might be no PATs. Honestly, no PATs is fine because I almost never do this anyway. So this isn't that bad. Under no circumstance can I kick a PAT. I think this is bench or it's a dive. It is bench. Oh, oh, oh. Inside zone. No. Oh, we might be playing someone who's pretty good. I promise a rage quit. I plan to get it. Let's go cover two man. I'm going to get on why he's going to throw it. I knew it. You're rage quitting. For Devon White and back to back games. I'm getting that rage quit. I don't care how. Come on. Come on. I promised you boys. I was way faster than I expected though. Our first ever spin on the rage quit. Wow. I have a huge weight lifted off my chest. Just actually getting a win after having such a tough last game in team real 88 89 is actually incredible. Exactly what we need to get any 88 to 89 overall player which is going to include the ultimate kickoff. So we're doing a lot with ultimate kickoffs, but it must be a ram. Oh my God. Sit. Dude, I swear to God. There's an 88 overall Stafford. I don't actually know, but I swear to God. There is Stafford. Stafford. Stafford. Yes. It's it's 88 to 89. I can actually get the power up as well since that'll take him to an 89 overall. Oh, so Bob. Let's go staff. I love you baby. And we get that sexy ultimate kickoff card art with my favorite light blue on it. Oh, I'm going to go gambler faster passes that can't be picked off pocket that I know. Honestly, I don't think I want anything else. Passly to lead is pretty good, but I've been throwing just fine. I don't want to mess with it. I love you. I'll see you the next episode of wheel. But peace episode is not over. Don't worry. All right. Now the way this works after a super quick rage quit, our players are locked in. We get one spin on the wheel and we play one more game. We're only going to be fighting for one player, but I just can't end the episode off that early. So we're going to a little double time. I love to see it. All right, boys. So we get one spin on the wheel. This is the player we're fighting for in this next episode and we can still get the challenge wheel. Our challenge is mud draft phone a friend. This is going to be really interesting. The way this works. I can choose the mud draft round, but I can't go back. Okay. So let's say I get to round 10 and I really like three players that I'm looking at. I have to select that round in the moment. I see it. I can't go see all the rounds and then come back to it. So we're going to find an awesome round. Then I'm going to call one of my friends and they're going to pick the player. All right. Let's find a cracked round to work with here. That's pretty solid. I do need new linebackers, but I'm going to gamble. I have a feeling I can find like an 88 or 89 safety in here somehow. Oh, I might have made a mistake by going this deep. You need a big clutch. We need a big clutch. Hey. Oh God. We just got a hope on this last round. Gilmore, Von Miller, Bosa. That's huge. All of those are amazing. Wait, dude, all of these are incredible, except for maybe Bosa because I really don't want to take louder milk out. Let's call a friend up. I don't know if there's any credence to what I'm about to say, but I think whoever I list first, they probably won't select. I'm going to call Schmacklepoo. She's from the Hawaii vlog. Schmacklewander. Hi. Did I just wake you up? Uh, kind of. That's a yes. I'm so sorry. Uh, I need you to help me for a video. Okay. Nick Bosa, Von Miller, or Steffan Gilmore. Thank you, Schmacklewander. Let's go. I knew she clutch out, baby. I knew she wasn't going to pick the first one. Nick Bosa, Von Miller, Gilmore. She takes Von Miller. 170k. Boy, it's expensive, but he's got edge threat. So I can confidently say it's worth it. Although, do I actually let him use edge threat? I'm going to have to take a lot of abilities off the other players. I don't think I'm going to do it because I've used 5 AP on Von Miller if I'm going to use edge threat. Yeah, I think I'm just going to let him like straight and play linebacker. We have the same challenge that we had before, which is we cannot kick VATs at any point. We're not officially three in two. Let's hop into this next game. Scary Terry Quinn and Williams Tremaine Edmonds. We're probably going to have the exact same overall team if those are his three best. Going to start out with a play action. Does he throw B? Oh. That is a good testament for how this game is going to go. This is another rage quit. He shrugged the tackle. He just shrugged Brian Duckett. Oh, just barely. Stafford. I can't wait to see Stafford in action. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, got lit up. That was cracked. Yeah, I guess if nobody wants to block the left end and the only guy who could really stop the play that early, I guess that's fine. Holy shit, dude. Can someone throw me a freaking bone? Go up, Waller. Let's go, baby. Oh, he doesn't see it. We're going to get a block. Yeah. Let's go. What happens, dude? The blocking on switch screen is always so questionable. Great start for the boys here. I think I can hit Waller right out the rip. Oh, Waller. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stafford? I will decide. Oh, he's going to throw A, RB, maybe? You can't throw shit. What? How the fuck did you just make that throw off your back foot? Ooh. Ooh, he cracked Russell Wilson. No fumble. Dude, what is this blocking? Holy shit. Oh, my God. Look at Darren Waller. Oh, actually, that's fine. That's perfect clock management right there. I'm going to try a corner route out of Darren Waller. Let's see if that's there. Kind of sketchy looking. Oh, my God. I'm so sick of getting absolutely lasered off of the edge. That guy didn't even get blocked for a second. McLaren might be a touchdown. Ah, he saw it. All right. Underneath to Barkley. Get in there. Let's go. What a beast. 14 seconds on the clock. We definitely need this one, though. I'm just going to run it. Let's go Barkley. Let's go Barkley. Ooh, that's 14 to 12. That's kind of ugly. We're going to try a tight end attack. Oh, my God. Did DK Metcalf just toast his man? Reception for 56 yards. DK, well done, my friend. All right, we're going with the dive. Get into the edge. Get in the juke. Take one. It's kind of obvious I'm going to throw Metcalf here. He'll probably try and jump it. Oh, I was saving a good time to throw it. Whoa. Absolutely nobody guarding McLaren. Brian Dawkins does catch him. Got a chance for the goal line stop. He is going to run the ball. Like, feel super confident saying that. He's been dominating me in the run game. Great stop, though. Great stop. Let's get that goal line stop, boys. All right, let's see what he's looking for. Went for the interception, which made me miss the tackle. He's got to hit this gap with Dawkins. Get there. Oh, he dodged it. We're going to stop at some point today. Oh, we're on the two, but we got our one stop. Uh-oh. This is going to be ugly. All right, shake one. Yes. Oh, my God. He's wide open. Huge catch in front of the safety. Let's go. Waller. He's got it. Let's go. 12 for 17, 280 and two touchdowns in Stafford's debut. I like that. Oh, yup. Big catch. And that's a first. Yes, sir. Barkley. Barkley. This is so efficient. Let's go. Dude, Barkley's killing him. All right, he sees me messing with Waller. Does he go to it? He does not. That's a tie. Laser. Let's go. Let's get this two point and end this game. I cannot believe I've been so bad about the two point today, but obviously there's nothing I can do about that right now. Let's go five wide. I have not ran five wide like all game. Wait, I'm so stupid. I thought it was an eight point game. My math is all wrong. Stafford, you're a God. All right, that is a 12 point ball game. I can confidently say I think it's over. Let's go. Vaughn Miller stays on the squad and that is a challenge complete. I only went for two and we're going to get a pack. Look at the stats, dude. Stafford, 154.4, 60 for 22, 321 yards, 72% completion, and three passing touchdowns. His roster will still only miss one pass, but he never scored a touchdown. Barkley, 4 for 26 on the ground. Barkley, 9 for 139 in the air. McLaurin, 4 for 95. Waller, 4 for 115. Dude, I'm interested to know how many career yards Waller has and I can check that now with next-gen stats. Four wins and two losses, boys. We got to win three of the next five games to advance the playoffs. Let's see what's in packs today, huh? Kickoff pack is 30K. Clutch pack is 34K. Both of those are not that good. There is a Legends fantasy pack. Oh, there's only 20 hours left on it. Thank God. That's an expensive pack, but completing a challenge gets any pack that you can buy with coins. This obviously counts. See if we can get anything that we need. Oh, I missed that animation. It was probably kind of pretty. All right, nothing special here. This is round two of two. Josh Allen, that actually is pretty good. Oh, that's huge. That's huge. Let's see who our legend is though. It's Bruce Matthews. Dion Jones is definitely the pickup. Boys! Another massive W. I love you. Thank you for watching as always. I needed this win so bad. I'll see you in the next episode of Wheel of Mud. Peace.