 The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the great gilder sleeve The great gilder sleeve is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of parquet margarine Every day millions of women all over America serve parquet margarine because it tastes so good To market to market to get some parquet home again home again try it today You like it you love it like millions who say their favorite margarine in D-A-R-K-A-Y parquet margarine made by craft It is autumn. Yes, beautiful autumn in the words of the great poet keeps season of mists and mellow fruitfulness and in the words of the great Shelley There is a harmony in autumn and a luster in its sky and in the words of the great gilder sleeve autumn Leaves all over the darn lawn Leroy I'd rake them up in one big pile Leroy I wouldn't leave little bunches around like that What's the trouble Leroy Now now we mustn't be afraid of a little work. Well, we made an agreement young man You agreed to rake the leaves. I agreed to pay you a quarter. We shook hands on it Craig's coming over Redheaded pest Hello Craigie my boy Little snob And I wouldn't bother Leroy right now if I were you Craig now Craig you stop bothering Leroy No, you're not now you go on home you little Never saw her before Say she's cute and what she's doing over at the Bullard's Craig that cute you that nice young lady's calling you. I'll send him right over Thank you. I could bring him over if you like won't be any trouble He's awfully little to be crossing the street by himself. I have to get acquainted with her Wonder who she is What? What's the matter Leroy? Stop chasing Craig. You go on in the house. I'll talk to Craig That nice young lady didn't know you had a visitor a friend of the family. I don't know Relative maybe I don't know Is she staying long? I don't know. Well, she's at your house. You ought to know something Ask me no questions. I'll tell you no lies. Get out of here go on beat it go on home Go on home to supper Dinner at our house beat it look awfully nice from here Wonder if I get bullied to introduce me No Guess he still mad at me for backing into his car Well Columbus took a chance. I'll go over right after supper dinner supper Good evening, mr. Bullard, I brought back this snow shovel I borrowed last winter. How do I kept it so long? Oh, that's all right. Kill the sleeve. It is any time you want it again. Don't hesitate to ask for it Well, then you're not angry about you're running into my car. No after all accidents will happen Anyhow my insurance company took care of it I am afraid I haven't been as neighborly as I should have been Matter of fact, I was just thinking tonight about inviting you over. You were yes We have a young lady house guest. Oh, is that so? It's Mrs. Bullard's cousin. I'd like to have you come over to make a fourth of bridge some evening bridge. Oh, I'd be delighted Well, I'm sure Leroy didn't do it on purpose. It did you my boy Get that little games throw up my property before I throw him off Bullard. You lay one finger on that little gang on Leroy Oh What go on hit a monk you keep out of this Leroy Kill this sleeve if I never see you again, that'll be too soon. Come on pray for it to come out I'll take one more peak Just pull the curtain back a little Whoop, there she is on the porch She's walking toward town Don't just stand there gilders leave Get the lead out Get on your horse Remember me when you called Craig yesterday. I was sitting on the porch the heavyset follow remember Yes Like a lift. I don't mind walking no trouble going right your way. Well, all right Yeah, hop right in. Thank you Yeah, I'll just toss this briefcase in the back. Oh, oh didn't mean to knock your hat off Sorry, let me get it. Oh One of the grapes fell off here. Thank you. Well, here we go This is quite a coincidence what's that well, I'm going downtown the same time you're going downtown Oh, yes, mr. Bullard said you probably would be This your first visit to Summerfield yes, I'm spending my vacation here. Oh, is that so? Yes. Oh, I mean Pleasure's all mine Here alone. Yes Mr. Tuttle couldn't come a no he couldn't You see there isn't any mr. Tuttle Vacation a the office gives us two weeks. Hi George you stenographers deserve a vacation Taking dictation from cranky bosses like me. I'm not a stenographer. Mr. Gilda slave. Oh run a switchboard. No I'm head of the advertising department. Oh Well, mr. Tuttle vacations come but once a year That's the time to have fun. There's anything I could do to help you enjoy your stay here. Thank you Be glad to show you around town. I'm the water commissioner. You know any day you'd like to go through the water works Thank you very much. Well, uh, mr. Gilda slave. You can let me out any place along here Oh, I didn't realize we were downtown already. This will be fine mr. Tuttle Like to go for a ride show you the sights. No, thank you Kid around the block a few times. No, thank you. I'll just get out here better. Let me take you to the corner. Well, all right What's the matter with this thing Just had it overhauled about a year ago Darn mechanics Okay, okay keep your shirt on What's the matter with you? Get over it's guilty. Look here you old goat. Why don't you? Maybe you can push you over to the curb push me. Oh, yes a very good idea. Yeah, how about give me a push you old goat Yes, I'll have to take it out a gear. Okay. Oh Another grape fell off your head Easy will you man his age shouldn't be allowed to drive a car? We made it You sit right there, mr. Tuttle I'll have it fixed in a jiffy I'll get this wrench here. All right Tires look okay. Anything I can do to help you kill it. No, thanks judge You're probably in a hurry to get somewhere. No, I'm in no particular hurry. I can handle this horse Take a look under the hood Let's see here Mr. Gillis leave. I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting this charming young lady I knew he tried to horn in Miss Tuttle. This is judge hooker. See you later judge How do you do miss Tuttle? I don't think I've seen you gracing our fair city before listen to him Well, it's always nice to gaze upon a new face especially when as the poet say it is more than passing fair Well judge if you're gonna help me come on these excuse me miss How can I be of assistance gilded well you can you can hold this hood up? I've got my head in here, you know Maybe your spark plugs are dirty. No, I think the points need filing sure it isn't the plan. No, it's the point Yes, I'm just checking the motor mr. Gillis leave. I think the car is just flooded flooded Oh, no, I've located the seat of the trouble. It's the points. Yeah, I think it's the plan If you just turn this little lever on the carburetor careful now you get your fingers all greasy You can drain the gas off like this Well I think if you just step on the starter now mr. Gillis leave Oh, I'm guilty. I'm afraid it won't do any good, but there's no harm in trying Had automotive experience miss Tuttle. Well, not very much judge. I did some driving overseas miss Tuttle You don't say I show for the colonel around miss Tuttle Imagine miss Tuttle if you want to get in I can take you down to the corner now I think I'll just walk. Thank you for the ride mr. Kilda sleeve. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Goodbye judge. Bye miss Tuttle Well, guilty do we say in court chase dismissed? Don't chase an ambulance you old goat We'll hear from the great Gelder sleeve again in just a minute You know as the parquet reporter I go around looking for news about parquet the craft quality margarine But occasionally the news goes looking for me like today, mr. Wall. I've been hoping I'd see you I got something to tell you about parquet margin. I knew you'd be interested. Yes. I am birdie. What's the story? Well, I got to checking over my old grocery bills the other day, and you know what I found out I'd like to know. Yes. I knew you'd be interested. Well, I am birdie. What did you find out? Mr. Wall I found out that I'm paying less for parquet now than I was a year ago birdie That's certainly good news in these days of high prices. You bet. I knew you'd be interested and of course parquet still the same fine spread It's a craft product, and that means a quality product Parquet margarine contains 15,000 units of vitamin a per pound That means added nourishment when you spread parquet on bread toast muffins or waffles So when you add up quality nourishment and economy there are plenty of reasons for using parquet aren't there birdie? Oh shucks. We use it because it tastes so good. All right, you are and that's why millions of women all over America serve parquet margarine Be kind to your pocketbook and enjoy the fresh flavor of parquet. That's P.A.R.K.A.Y parquet margarine made by craft The great gilders leave is having a trying day at the office He has a big decision to make and just like Hamlet. He can't make up his mind the phone Or not to phone That is the question Why George I'll do it All this trouble can do is turn me down never know you try Hello, this is mr. Gillis leave. Can I see you tonight? Wrong number. How did I get him? Hello, Miss Tuttle. This is mr. Gillis leave. Oh, yes, Miss Tuttle I was going to inspect the reservoir tonight. See if there was enough water in it in case they might be a fire Thought you might like to go with me home alone. Well, maybe I could drop over for a while keep you company Wonderful, I'll be over early. Huh? Oh, I can inspect that some other time Anyhow, there won't be a fire tonight. This is fire prevention month I Afternoon Floyd climb right up in the chair and watch your pleasure. Well, I can stand to haircut. I guess Floyd You can trim my mustache a little step and out tonight commis none of your business Floyd Okay Understand there was a little commotion downtown this morning. Oh Zach some fellow stole his car couldn't fix it himself How'd he get some female to get it going for it? What? Yeah, she crawled right under the car. She did not So that's the dame Hooker's been in here gassing. I see I've been a close follower of your romances commissioner and you've had some lulus But I never saw you go for a lady mechanic before she's not a lady mechanic. She works in an office Not driving a truck anymore She never drove a truck in her life Floyd just because she drove some kernel around during the war Sounds like the rugged type all right confounded. Miss Tuttle's a deity little watch it almost got a piece of your ear then Well, I'd stay away from her commissioner. I knew a fellow once ran around with a woman like her lady wrestler I seen her once a big woman but handsome Had a butterfly tattooed on her arm tattooed Their romance didn't work out so good She could do everything better than he could Floyd I'm not interested like for instance. He'd take her to a carnival She'd outdo him on everything right down the midway You know them things you hit with a sledgehammer show her strong yard Well, every time she walloped it bingo. She'd ring the bell and win the cigar Fellow finally got so depressed he joined the navy Floyd, I'll thank you to just concentrate on your scissor work I'm kind of dames a dynamite. I knew another one like her once the lady's steeple jack But he used to call it the human fly Floyd, Miss Tuttle is Oh, what's the use? Oh, Mr. Thank you, miss me Hello, p.v. Give me a couple of cigars. Yeah, tell the heck I do I think yeah, yeah May it's no nice. Yeah, there you are. Thank you Car running all right now, mr. Guilty face Yes, of course, what makes you ask that? Oh, no special reason I heard you had a little repair work done this morning P.v. I don't know what hooker told you but it's not true The whole thing is ridiculous. Miss Tuttle is a fine young woman. Oh, sure she is She's not a lady mechanic and she's not a lady wrestler either. Well, I didn't say she was Of course, I haven't seen the young lady Uh, does she have large biceps, mr. Guilty face? No, p.v. She's a dainty little thing intelligent too Why she's the head of a whole advertising department. Oh the executive type. What's wrong with that? Oh, nothing, mr. Guilty. That's just that I prefer the other kind Now take mrs. P.v. She's what you'd call the stay-at-home type Every night when I come home there she is Of course it gets a little monotonous P.v. There may be a point to all this but I fail to see it But even when mrs. P.v. I have to watch myself can't afford to let her get to jump on me Oh for I don't need any advice from you p.v. I can take care of myself. No woman has ever made a monkey out of me Well, I wouldn't say that Good evening, mr. Gilda sleeve won't you come in? Thank you, mr. Tullo If you'll just go into the library, I'll be right with you. I was just saying good night to craig craig. Of course I Miss Tullo she looks nice tonight lady wrestler That Floyd she's not that type at all never can tell though I better show her who's boss get off on the right foot Sorry, mr. Gilda sleeve Please sit down after you miss Tullo. You sit down first. You're a woman All right I think I'll move my chair a little closer to the fire just a minute I'll move your chair. That's a man's job. Well, it's too heavy for a dandy little thing like you I'll handle it Oh my goodness, I didn't see that smoking stand. It's all right. I'll get it. No, no, let me I knocked it over I'll just clean up these ashes you sit down. Thank you There I'll just sit here Well, miss Tullo so you were overseas. Yes for a while imagine that Bet you must have some real stories to tell well driving around in those air raids things like that A little girl like you it wasn't so must have been pretty dangerous. All right I know just what you went through. I was an air raid warden myself I didn't know that were you yes block captain had a helmet, pale of sand and everything Really? Yeah That's nice mr. Gildesley. Do you see see oh well just for my own amazement Well, maybe we should have a little music. Well if you insist I'll turn on the radio. Oh, yeah Good idea We'll keep it low so it won't disturb craig. Oh, yeah Oh pretty isn't it lovely This is nice sitting here listening to music Yesterday, I didn't even know you and now here we are listening to music Miss Tullo. Yes, if you don't mind, I think I'll move my chair closer closer to the fire All right Radio went off that's funny. I wonder what's the matter? I don't know. Well, I'll take a look at it. No What's the matter mr. Gildesley? You just sit there miss Tullo. All right. Don't get up. I won't just leave everything to me I can handle this. All right. Sure. You can fix ours all the time. You can ask Leroy All right, mr. Gildesley if you go right ahead that oh, oh, yes Well, let's see here Better turn this radio around so I can look in the back Now that let's take a look here Hmm could be a tube. Do you think so? Well, could be Better test them Still hot Let me see here. Do you see anything wrong mr. Gildesley? It's hard to say a lot of wires in here Pretty dark in here, too. I'll have a flashlight. I'll see if I can find one He better bring a screwdriver and I'll need some pliers and a pair of gloves to come in handy Gloves. Yeah, I can see this is going to be quite a job. I'd have to tear the whole set apart Good thing you had a man around. Well, I'll see what I can Oh, mr. Gildesley. Yeah, what's the matter with the radio? What's that? Getting late. I'll be going Good night, mr. Tubble smoking stand Didn't see it. I'll get it Good night, mr. Tubble. Oh, mr. Gildesley Yes, mr. Gildesley. I'm awfully sorry. Really. I am. It's quite all right. I'm I'm sorry. I laugh But you know, you're so different from most men I've known. Yes Well, I better be going just a moment, please You know this kernel I worked for overseas mr. Gildesley There was an efficient man for you never made a mistake did everything perfectly. I know that's the kind of man you like I couldn't stand him What I like men who make mistakes once in a while who are who are human Oh, and that's what I like about you mr. Gildesley You're human Good good night mr. Gildesley That's what I am human Every day millions of women all over america serve parquet margarine because it tastes so good Try it soon discover for yourself how good parquet tastes when you spread it on bread toast and rolls It's true every day millions of women all over america serve parquet margarine because it tastes so good Look first for the margarine of craft quality parquet margarine made by craft To mark it to mark it to get some parquet home again home again. Try it today You like it. You love it like millions who say parquet margarine made by craft their favorite margarine is He a rka y it's wonderful Mr. Gildesley if you're back Yes, I uh forgot my hat. You weren't wearing a hat mr. Gildesley. Oh, I wasn't no But come in any way. Yeah. Good night folks The great gildesley was played by harold ferry It was written by john elliott and andy white with music by jack meakin Included in the cast are walter tetley louise erickson lily and randolph url ross and richard legrand This is john walled saying good night for the craft foods company makers of the famous line of craft quality food Products. Good night. 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