 Today we are here at Pyramid's Leeds University and you're about to get into battle number three of the evening. It is the first America vs England match. Please Pyramid if you're in the building give it up, I'm fucking tired of this. If you want to tweet about this battle please say tweet at don't flop with the hashtag at A-B-W. Okay let's get into the battle, MC on my right hand side performs a couple birthdays, a couple sunburns, a couple other big events, my man Ark make some noise. Here appears on Don't Flop first ever time battling in the UK, my man Dangerzone makes some noise. Okay Ark won the club number one on my left, let's get it popping. I said Joe, want to see your body cause I'm shredding the rest of them, I'm the best of them. So what remains of Ark, y'all are just out to study whatever's left of them. This can't take an L from luggage so you can just imagine which one of us packing less punches. In your battle with Ilmac, you had two wins and seven losses. Expect nothing except rubbish, accepting all seven looked the same, I guess cousin was pregnant with Seth Tuplett. Just yet, better yet fuck it, UK don't play me, playing greasy here, I'm cool, you John Stamos maybe, I come from a titan, it came as though I'm Thanos baby, a god of war, got me feeling like Kratos lately, they ain't your safety, they pin me in ship, ain't in the same boat thinking they flow wavy, I leaned out, bodies in water show I slayed those daily, sure I'm tired but after they see the stunt, Archipelago crazy, got these chips in a bag where a Lego crazy, I had to destroy and rebuild the block, I went Lego crazy, give you a chip, give you a chip, multiple orgasms till our legs go crazy, crazy, I thought they was going to hate me, but my focus is not on people hating, but whoever's coming to arcade, this a token of my appreciation, and he'd be faking, being around these clowns, I can't fathom, can't even bear to bar with them, even dudes around saying madams, damn faggots, this a slow span test, would you broke and deaf, judging by his clothes, I can tell he got no bread left, there's no room for him, fucking bitch like co-ed sex, clock him, have him walking with a dope head step, lay him out with both legs stretched, I said, so if this escalate, you'll get sent on the stairway to heaven bro, I'm so Led Zeff, who wrote that mess, cave in your forehead next, he'll be so dead, check, it'll be then it, but it'll be sticking out like a Jennifer Lopez dress, all four of his hands up on my brown one, man, make it When Ur texts me, he had me real curious zone, he suggested you, I said, what, you can't be serious, zone, I'm furious, Slap you delirious zone, leave you bleeding like a bitch on a, this ain't Moog vs. Jones, this is, this is danger and all, and I'm telling you right now that I'ma take him apart, quick rat, fist fly straight as a dart, and light up your chin like, oh, you're afraid of the dart, I turn you into a meme or a comedy sketch, then you spit one slogan and then it's on to the next, so you can run around yelling that it's off with his head, but all that means is I'ma have to give you this body instead, but I don't want to have to mention this, but sooner or later I'm gonna have to get to it, so your name is Devon I mean, which one of your fucking dickhead parents has suggested this, you know, do you know how dumb an American calling their son Devon is, that's like Meredith from Skumfort calling their son Connecticut, your surname's Carter, and your last one's Jones, it's like Carter and Jones, boy, if you two battled it, it'd be like Lars vs. Hove, I mean, what's going on with you two guys, I mean, what's going on with you two guys, is he helping you, is he going through drafts and you're rounding and removing lines, but I'm hoping the processing gave you some tips that you should utilize, but each of the new you died, because you can't call your Carter to get to my lines, that's suicide, keep a potential with who's judging, chill as polka then with a stick like, oh yeah, come on Devon, mate, do something, you've been on the PG side, you are railed with all the newcomers, but when you've been on the proving grounds for four years, I think it's pretty fucking safe to say you ain't proved nothing, listen bro, listen, we all know you read them PG's proudly, what's that place you're from? PG County, look, you talking about guns that you got under the mattress, is the equivalent of unanimous, talking about, is talking about dungeons and dragons, I mean realistically, the only way that you bust in the ratchet is because you can't afford condoms and none of the chips that you fuck are attractive, so when I'm holding Eagle, shut up bro, we don't believe you, but let off a nerf near me, off a nerf near me, you're still at first base conjuring up all these absurd theories, but if I wanted to see you BS, then I would just go and watch the World Series, look, I'll be perfectly honest, I'm too old to have a scrap, but we can settle this right now and let that be that, you'll get defensive, look, you don't want to go hand-to-hand, I'll leave zone all marked out when we have this chat, man-to-man, time! Listen Archaic, you should know I ain't Cortez, buddy, you show is ugly, and even more dead due to the gas they force-fed money, but I'll empty the clip, reload, you'll get more land from me, for even thinking you can win hitting Z like a Lord Zank Plenty, this broke-ass dummy did this battle for bread and water, but I got a better offer, how about you go to war with a vet, get slaughtered, then diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder? What has battling forever taught you? A real one can't acknowledge a surrogate, I may be out of my country, but I'm not out of my element, learn if you know chemistry, work on your flow lyrically, verbally no entity heard you was gonna finish me, versus in your memory, nerdy then don't spit with me, serve you with no sympathy, curse but I'm no Kennedy, two piss, two smoking salmon, that's my word, I'm your symphony, trigger me, the bomb on you ain't rab or an afghan, I see through you pussies, why try to win when none of you cats can, and me and I'm gonna fight, a girl on site, get smacked back, the back with a backhand, but art come late, I'm coming back with a bat, what was your plan? Dump the can? Listen, I said dump the can, I'm sunning Sam as the son of Sam, he's just a fan, so why would I battle archaic? Oh yeah, shit, lost wages in all payments in Las Vegas, hard payments, hard to get out of my way, so not to mention the small favors to talk later about how I brawls abroad, abroad on all stages, but now I'm all famous, and it's been amazing, knew you was a mark before removing him from the situation, but you got a phony heart, Tony Stark, I was chosen, but so distraught with just broken art, because I'm too much of an animal to flow apart about Noah's Ark and my flow to start, see, some may vote for art on a pole, and I'm opposing charts, because I got a little complex on my high horse, but I'll break every bone of art, pause on the bone of art, I'll snatch your chick, because I can superman, why would Lois ever go with Clark, see right now I'm just throwing darts, but I'll still burn a bitch alive exposing the Jonah bark, so don't get smart, I said this bread is dry, this bread is dry, rolling your expectancies are low, I'm thinking, fucking hell, why would you ever put any investment into zone, it's like, I'll be perfectly honest, bro, I said they pay for his own flight and share a bed with Chell and Jones, so like, you are the jack of all trades and a master of none, you are Jose Mourinho parking the bus, you're in the writer's block, that's retarded as fuck, that's like being a porn star and calling yourself can't get it up, dollars, mate, that is just dumb, bruv, it's not false, it's just dumb, I saw the video bruv, you did the fucking interview after it, Mr. Whips over 200 dollars, it's just dumb, it ain't even that much bruv, I mean, you better pay the geezer back in one lump sum, you better borrow the money off your a big tea suave, oh no, chill out, someone, but it's funny, you got hooked by a fairer one and couldn't get the fuck up, someone with a gun money is no joke, but why you went to the same venue, he was at, honestly, I don't know, but you should have known as soon as you've seen him, how it was going to go though, yeah, lucky, they should have put a hole into you for you, oh, zone, look, you're on your own, you don't even know why you went, see that gun went, what's up side your head, writer's block, mate, can you not fucking write a check, but it won't last, you're getting thrown out of the group, but don't ask danger zone, because you know that it's true, but don't ask me why I had to go with your crew, it's because it's the only fucking thing you got going for you, look, your own bean magic's nuts, it's simple mathematics, bruv, because when something ain't adding up, it's because they always gotta carry one, look, and out of all of you lot, what has danger zone actually done, I'll keep pressing this writer's block button, you won't land a punch, look, I knew it was over, as soon as I sent the Tom Tom to lead, fuck a writer's block, all these assholes are getting locked off for free, look, it's playground shit, there'll be bodies on the floor, and I'll make your whole squad up to lead, because leaving the block in chalk ain't nothing, but a game of hopscotch to me, are you serious, handle the truth, 90% of don't flop are better rappers than you, but you've been putting people to sleep when you haven't a clue, while I'm over here, snapping on dudes like, like, like, like back in the room, wait, what are you actually doing, you little fucking battling group, do you fact check gun bars and debate angles to use, what about the new members that they add to the crew, I mean think about it, danger zone, what happens to you, you went from shotgun in the whip to the guy grabbing the food, you went from shotgun in the whip to the guy grabbing the food, to sat behind the driver, and you can't actually move, they bought B magic kit, they put this faggot with the bags in the boot, shit, they have another fucking member, he'll be sat on the roof, look, I ain't here to play with him, I want my arheic shit, and if this is what danger is, then I'm here to take your risks, we're still live in 10 years and I don't know you, yeah, I came, but when they called my name to the stage, I wanted to know show you, oh, so you have a day, is that what you claim, sir, if that's the case, sir, why was the address to the venue when the flyer hired and both our names were very poor, okay, arc is doing interviews, dissecting flaws, but my name was in 10-point font because it was next to yours, but let's applaud for his imaginary cause, because on the contrary dog that you are actually a god, just getting sadder every bar, I took the game by storm, so why put us in the same category four, you're rapping very poor, you're rapping very poor, pipsqueak, take this L silently, whatever streams salmon up, shits, creek, I don't know, I don't know how this prick can speak, I'm here to relay a message, you got some shit to tweak, which is bittersweet, we got uneven bars, he gets on every track and failed, he never rips the beat, but shot his career, man, took the biggest leap, trending tweets, different weeks, so on that note on your album, I'll pass, but on that note, listen, geek, I'd rather listen to the CD shot put out, I heard arc and that disc is weak, I mean, you ain't in the streets, he's in the streets, the name arcade means very ancient, you can't compare Jason Statham to Jason Bateman, you're basic, basic, from the second to time start, be my guest like my best prediction or I copped an extra ticket, but I'm a king, your style just not mine, arc, the sky is dark, even in here, yeah, let's be fucking clear, this is an endurance match against a cat that battles once a year, so yeah, you can't be mentioned in the list of who fits the greatest if you ain't going to war in the trenches on a consistent basis, on how to make them naps saying ancient raps, and how to lose the J's juices and Frankie Wax, face the facts, not that it's any of my business, this guy's timid, he was way in the back, trying to hide feelings, crying, living, but here's the thing, you'll never get a ring, staying your place on the side, bitches, that's why I'm vicious, in this battle you just lost that before you even mentioned a nigga, say where your bar is at, make some noise. Yo, so when did he actually appear, I mean, I don't know, but he went back already here, his jokes, I mean, do you really think you managed to win that though, because I'm looking at my name on the flyer, and it's never fucking been that long. Now I don't even want a single view, I just want to get in that mode, three rounds, X him out, that's tic-tac-toe, look, there's a, you might get this, but there's no way out for you, it's biggie speaking on the diddy beat, and I knew you would be a pot on my winning streak, because the first thing I think of when I hear the word danger song is victory, look, you rap, and got them, look, you rap, and got them looking like they're gonna stand off, me, I'll make them all dance like a flash mob, you, you get tumble, we floating in the backdrop, I get a woe after every bar like black rob, look, not endomping the undertones, I feel unprovoked, a white boy with a chainsaw, make him go up in smoke, look, they'll have to comfort zone, after I take him out of his comfort zone, the only sign you'll see a danger is a skull and a couple bones, look, you already said you won't see dangers down the right, you see his mate getting beaten up, he's like look brother, I'll be honest, he ain't no power mind, but look, I spit ether and try at angles, don't break him down to size, all this bottled up anger just means you'll be seeing danger on the side, and there's no doubt about it, mate, the bars that you write are decent, but they can't be that good, because you finish most of your punch lines and say, hey, why are you all sleeping? That is exactly how it goes down, I mean, what happens is they bring zone out, and they zone out, the only two cows you're holding is a tic-tac, fuck guns where your fists are, you drop one of them hair here bars, you get a quick slap round that chin strap, you ain't stopping me, so bob and weave before I push your wig back, look, I don't care if you smash lot of Zay, you'll get maff off of me, step, I don't care if you smash lot of Zay, you'll get maff off of me, step to me, I let it ring off like Jefferson Price on a land holiday, look, I think a bit left field, yo, I think a bit left field, I ain't in my right mind, you can write your bullshit, but you cannot write my own song, night, night, you put your fucking pen to a knife fight, and if I find myself in a hotspot, then I'll open zone that free wifi, entry zone, my position here, it's been set in stone, colossal as the Colosseums that they left in Rome, that's a W all round, like Mexico, time!