 From Hollywood, your Radio Theatre. California, for all of you men and women in the armed forces of the United Nations, special service presents your Radio Theatre. And here is the director, Mr. Cecil Dean DeMille. We present the first acts of Tom Dick and Harry, starring Ginger Rogers as Janey, with George Murphy as Tom, Alan Marshall as Dick, and Burgess Meredith as Harry. We're in the Strand Movie Theatre, where the second feature of the evening is just drawing to a close. The hero and the heroine stand gazing deeply into each other's eyes. Come away with me, darling. I love you. No, John. No. You mustn't say that. Now the hero draws the heroine close to him. Oh, I'm sorry. Now the hero draws the heroine close to him. It takes a long pause. Over there in the second seat off the aisle is Janey. And that's her boyfriend Tom, the fellow trying to hold her hand. Janey is young and very pretty. Doesn't even know he's there. She's completely carried away by the hero's next line. But you don't understand. I want you to marry me. Marry you. But John, we live in two different worlds. You have money, positions, everything. There's too great a ghost between us. Janey is scared now. Will the hero take her up on it? But no. He's only taken another pose. Darling, our love will build a bridge to cross that ghost. Oh, darling, I'm so... And so is Janey. The end. You weren't even eating your shoulder. Hey, Janey. Who? What are you thinking about? The picture. Wasn't it swell? Janey, do you think the movie was true to life? I mean, do you think a rich guy like that would marry a poor girl like that? Well, of course he would. He loved her, didn't he? Yeah. Well? Well, what? A car. He loved her. Oh. Hey, Janey, how about if you and I drive out the inspiration point for a while, huh? Not tonight, Tom. Why not? No, I just want to talk to you. That's what you always say. No, hon, at this time I really mean it. Just talk. Come on, huh? Well, okay. But remember what you said. I'm kind of crowded out here, ain't it? A lot of cars tonight. Uh-huh. Janey, I, uh, I suppose tonight I'd seem to use this bike the most any other night. We've had a date together. Oh, it hasn't been. Oh, I may have been acting the same, but something happened the day that changes everything. Hmm? Janey, listen. Hello, how are you? I'm glad to see you. And what is everyone like tonight? Ice cream? I like a chocolate, vanilla, toffee, strawberry, bird's almond, neapolitan, peach, coffee, and all kinds of peppermint. Well, that went out, mister. I don't think so, lady. Well, you did. Let me see. Chocolate, vanilla, bird's almond, peach. All right, all right. Break it up, break it up, will you, brother? We came out here to be alone. We want to talk a little bit privately. There's people concentrating here at your dystopia. I'm surprised at you. Ice cream, get your ice cream. Give me a flavor that takes the flavor I got all the time. Janey. You left out the specials. Oh, Janey, listen to me, will you? Oh, yes, will you? Oh, something happened yesterday. Yes, yes. Well, what do you think it was? I don't know. I closed the R&D Hamilton deal. Tom, you're Dan. Yes, I did. 30 specials to Dan. Tom, that's wonderful. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's nothing. What do you think else? Huh? I got promoters. Again? Yep. Right after I closed the deal, Mr. Burton called me in the private office. Oh boy, Burton Motors is proud to have you here with us. And we want you to know about it. And here it comes. Hang on. Get ready. He says, from now on, you are the assistant sales manager. Assistant sales manager? Yeah. So, well, Janey, I was thinking that you and I have been friends for a long time now. Huh? Well, Janey, you don't belong in that telephone company getting up every morning and plugging in calls for people all day. You deserve something better. I'm going to get it for you. Huh? Well, what do you say? Well, what do you want me to say? Oh, Janey, now, don't make out like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm asking you to marry me. Oh, Tom! No. No? Yeah, no. I don't mean no exactly. I mean, well, no for now. I think maybe we'd better think about it a little bit. Hello. Lady, you were right. I left our pistachio. Are you in again? Will you get out of here, please? What's the matter with your friend, lady? He's always yelling. You don't have to yell at me just because I'm a little obnoxious. Knock it. A guy comes out to try and get a little privacy. Aw, now stop. All right. Come on. Let's get out of here. Isn't there any place in the world where a fella can get a little privacy? Paint on the ignition. Paint on the ignition. Good night, Tom. Good night. You mad at me? Oh, not exactly mad. I just don't understand what you mean. You've got to think about it. Aw, that's a pretty important step. I'm not sure yet. You want to marry a rich guy, is that it? If I love them. But, Janie, I tell you, I'm going to be rich in another two years. Oh, Tom, it isn't that. You probably will be rich. Maybe if you weren't, I'd marry anyway. Well, what's the trouble? Nothing. I just want to think about it. Why? What good is it going to do to think about it? Oh, please say yes. Janie, please. You don't know what it means to me. I'll work my head off. I need you, Janie. I love you. I do anything. You do? I do what? Love me. Well, sure. Didn't I ever tell you? Yeah. Well, sure. I love you more than anything. Like, every time I think about you. You melt inside like a candy bar? Yeah. Oh, Janie, you got to say yes. You got to. I'll commit suicide if you don't. How? How? How do I know how? Say, what are you trying to do? Drive me nuts? I'm not asking for a dad. I'm asking you to marry me. Well, you're going to put it like that. All right. You mean you will? Yeah. Boy. Ow! Sorry, I am such a boy. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean to do that. It's just that, oh, Janie. Oh, Janie, you made me the happiest girl in the world. How? No, no, I mean, I hope you are because I am one more mixed up. I don't know what I mean, but you'll never regret this, Janie. You know what I'll do? I'll sell a million cards for you. Here me a million cards. I'll bet you will, Tom. It's getting late. I better get home. Hey, you got to get up early, you know. But, Tom... Will I see you Friday? Well, of course. Oh, Janie, if I could only tell you. If I could only... Yes, Tom. Janie. Oh! Oh! Good night, Janie. Oh, good night. See you Friday, 8 o'clock sharp. Good night. Hello, Pop. Hello, Janie, have a good time? 12. Guess I go to bed. What did you see? Janie, it's just a talking to you. Oh, what did you say? What picture did you see? Oh, the one at the stand. Any good? 12. Want to hear some news? Tom proposed to me. No kidding. Let's gather around with us. This is our wedding day, Janie. Hold on, folks. Take this man to Love Honour and live happily ever after. No fair getting it aboard. I do. You, Tom, take this woman to Love Honour and sell a million cars as long as you both shall live. I do. I now pronounce you a lovely couple. Boy! Ow! Boy, didn't mean that. Hey, hey, no fair punching the bride. Say, wait. Where's the wine cupboard cottage? You can't be happy about a wine cupboard cottage. Bring on the wine cupboard cottage. There it is. But no child. What's a home without a child? Bring on a... And it's all you just trying to keep... When you hear the tone. You can't pin the news out. Maybe the way me hear this. This is on disco. Listen, you're dope. I don't think I'd better. Anyway, I'm engaged to Tom now. You're made with your said yes. Are you crazy? See, what's the matter with you? You talk like you aren't even happy about it. Well, of course I'm happy. What do you want me to do? Flow to Tom? Tom was his handsome or something. And he's certainly got plenty of personality. Is there anything wrong with him? Maybe he gets promoted too much. Well, now I know you're crazy. Look, goodie. Look at that star there. Starlight starlight. First stars of the night. I wish you may or wish you might. How much wish you wish tonight? You're not supposed to tell. Go on. What if you wish? I wish I could make a certain spell. The one who just called in New York, huh? Are you Hamilton, huh? The one with the fancy car? The average. What's the chance you just came? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, look, look, there it is. There it is. I saw it, I saw it. You said I know there's not any place it's here. If I tell you... And that must be Mr. Hamilton. I found that way just the way you're going. No, I didn't. No, I didn't try. Thank you. Goodbye, Jane. See you tomorrow. Goodbye, Jane. Comfortable? Oh, yes, I'm fine. You know, you must think I'm somebody else. No, I don't. Why, wasn't that before? Well, sort of. I suppose you think I'm awful forward, but it's all an account of a star. Account of what? No, star like star like, you know. Star like star. I live on Ike's next corner. Oh, that's for the ride? No, for the ride. It's a nice car. Well, it's a couple of cars like this, it's hard to get part. Oh, I guess. Yeah. My house is a third house, all right. I guess you think I'm awful. We'll probably never see each other again. You never will understand. Going tonight? Oh, well, I didn't mean to. No, I know you didn't. I'm just impulsive. Eight o'clock, all right? Oh, well, lovely. Well, Violet, two bunches, though. Oh, this is my younger sister, Barbara. I mean, butch here? Well, pal's already. I'm with you. Butch? Yeah. Well, shall we go? I'll come home too early. Thank you, then. Goodbye, boys. What? Why, do you mind walking? Oh, I'd love to. Good, I like to walk. Oh, I guess if you don't have to, you want to. I don't know. Even if you don't want to, you may have to. You might as well want to. Say, that's a nice dress. Oh, I'm glad you like it. My mother made it. Really? Yeah, it's so horrible, you see. You know, I'm sort of sorry, it's so nice and away. Why? Well, you see, you went to all this trouble, you and your mother, about the dress and all that, and, and tell you the truth, I ran a little short this week. I only got a dollar eighty cents on. What am I laughing at? Climbing down Main Street and that's big car? Sure. Well, but that, what is that? Did you think that that was mine? Well, wasn't it? No, I was just delivering it. I'm a mechanic down at Slater's Bride. A mechanic? Yeah, we pick up and deliver. Want to do that? That's for trying to pick me up. Wait a minute. What's your name? Janey. Mine's Harry. How do you do? How do you do? Listen, Janey, I, I'm really sorry about this. That's, that's all I can say now, you know. Why don't we go out anyway? I'll tell you what, I'll show you the best time you ever had in your life, on a dollar eighty cents. Wow. Wow. Do you like movies? Sometimes. Come on. Not as good as I want. A strand. A strand? Oh, I saw that. That was awful. I bet you that that's where you got that idea. What idea? The idea that a girl can marry a millionaire. Hiya, Harry. Hiya, Roy. How's the boy? Oh, well, I can't a girl marry a millionaire. Well, there's not enough millionaires. How many millionaires do you think there are? Oh, about a million millionaires? There are 9,653 and most of them are already married. Well, if they're married, maybe they've got sons. No, the rich have a very low growth rate. But they do have sons. Little teeny ones. Little teeny ones. Come on, I'll buy you a hamburger. Everything by numbers. No, I didn't. You make it sound like a horse race. Well, that's what it is. You've got to figure the odds, you see. Sure, the odds are against any two people meeting. That's probably something like two billion people in the world. And if a girl meets any fellow, it's an accident, isn't it? Yeah, but that is- Well, there's no reason why the accident can't be a rich fellow instead of a poor fellow. You got a point there, brother? She's got a point. She's got nothing. Now, look, I'll tell you why. Now, the reason that the accident can't be a rich fellow, see, is that the rich don't move in your circle. Well, why can't I move in that circle? Why can't she move in that circle? Look, you know the Hamilton? Yeah. Sure. Now, suppose they give a party. Do they invite you? No. No, do they invite the hamburger man? No. No, do they invite that drill over there? Hiya, Harry. Hiya, Mark. How are ya? You don't all right, they don't. They invite people from their own circle. And if they run out of them in this town, they import them from other towns, right? Right. Right. Right. Right. Come on, I'll take you bowling. Please be honest, you never get a chance to move in that circle. She gets, well, waiting one chance in a minute. Yeah, but- Here, do you want a bowl? I don't know how. I'll show you how to bowl. How are you? Do you know what you know? I never heard such reasoning on all my lines. You can just hold on to that ball. That just doesn't make sense. No, you put your two fingers right in there. You see your thumb there. That's it. I'm happy. I'm happy. I forgot. Every day you read about girls marrying Ricksellers. Every day. Yeah, you hold it. I think you better take your shoes off. So books and it's all a magazine and it's all a newspaper. You got the wrong clothes for bowling. I got the right clothes. I got the wrong fella. Just as natural for a girl to want to make a good marriage is just for a fellow to want to get a hat. Stand a bar here. This is all I would say to you now. Don't be ambitious. Don't try to be somebody. Don't try to- I explain. You don't believe it? Success. I don't believe- I don't believe in biting and scratching and climbing over things. But you want something, don't you? Yes, I do. But I'm not going to kick people around to get it. That's all I like people. Whoa, so do I. Some of my best friends are people. Sure. That's it. And if ambition. See, if ambition means lying and conniving and cutting people's floats, then it's not worth it. Oh, here's your places. Yeah. Well, what is the answer then? Being satisfied with what you have? You know, I don't- I don't know what- Well, I suppose the answer is to get a head all right, but without slugging everybody all the time. I don't believe in this every man for himself because I get along with them. You know what I think. What? I think you're wrong. You do? You think? I've been going with a phone in town. Yeah. What's the brick-mode of self-doubt? He's ambitious and he's trying to get ahead, but he doesn't go around slugging. No, I don't- Well, he doesn't. And he's a very nice boy and he's going to get someplace too. I don't- Well, he is. And it just so happens that I'm even thinking of maybe marrying him, Stephen. What? Maybe you may- Better marry me instead. Oh, now, wow, you shouldn't say things like that. Why not? Why, uh, I hardly know you. Sometimes people know each other better in one night than they do in two weeks. They do? Sure, how about it, Janie? Look, I've been looking for the right girl for a long time and Janie, you're wonderful. I am. You better make you say yes. I promise you you'll never be sorry because I'll- I'll take you fishing every day. Oh, I- I think we ought to know each other better before we discuss this. I get that I do know you and I think maybe I'm in love with you. When will you know? Shouldn't be long. This night better go, me and I. Can you get me? I- I know, yes, ma'am. Well, all right, after that, I better go in. I suppose that was your attraction. No, there's no such thing as no. You ever hear it before? Yes. Well, then, Heidi, I know what it means. I think maybe you're better at this than me, Janie. Will you marry me? Oh, no. Oh, no. Why not? Why not? Is it the spell of time? All right, I- Say yes, Janie, please. No. I can say yourself engaged to me, I guess you- You're maybe the violinist. Yeah, I know. Why? Well, I got a date. With time tonight, darling. It's radio theater. It's intermission time now, and before we hear act two, let's listen to the sensational trumpet of Harry James. Calling Ginger Rogers as Janie, with George Murphy as Tom, Alan Marshall as Dick, and Burgess Meredith as Harry. And Grace to Tom and Grace to Harry, and Grace to Tom and Grace to Harry. All night long, that great problem revolves in Janie's pretty head, crossing and turning in her bed. She dreams now of marriage with her brand new fiance. Here comes the bride, and here comes the bridegroom, and here comes the justice, dancing down the aisle. So, Janie, because that leaves girls like you to sell us like him, do you think this man will be a lawful wedding husband? I do. And you? Hi, Harry. Hi, you judge. I now pronounce you man's wife, and Janie, I think you're making a big mistake. Bring on the puppet out, Janie. What's that? Yes, Mr. Burton, I'm keeping the show open this evening. Yes, sir. I've got that little sedan right up in the front window. I thought that- Oh, Mr. Burton, the prospect just walked in. Yes, sir. Yes, I'll call you later. Well, well, good evening, good evening. Hello. And what can I do for you this evening? Do you drop in and look over the new models? Yeah, that's pretty neat. Very nice little job, isn't she? Best little car in the market. All right. Is your name Tom? Yes, it is. That's what I saw. Did someone refer you to me? No, I heard about it. Oh, I see. You heard and you just dropped in, look, it's over. Look, you're over. Yeah. Well, that's very nice, sir. Very nice indeed. I don't believe I caught the name. I don't believe I threw it. Didn't show it, huh? That's very funny. Yeah, well, anyway, my name is Harry. Harry, well, Harry, was there anything in particular you had in mind? Me? No. Well, now there's a little car over there to find a thing on the market. And the most amazing thing about her is the price. Only $598. $598. Is that delivered? Well, no, that's not delivered. That's FOB, Detroit. FOB. Yes. That would run you, let's see, a 732 delivered. 732. Well, very nice bumper. Oh, do you like that? Well, I can arrange to have a set of those put on the car for you for just a few pennies extra. How many pennies would you say? Well, let me see. A model like this is completely equippable for your wholesale. Of course, it would run $886. $886. You mean that's the whole thing? That is the whole thing, absolutely. Of course, that doesn't include the sales tax and your license plate. No, no, no, no, look, how much does the whole thing cost? You know, all together the grand total? The grand total? Well, now wait, I'll figure it for you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you know, the whole thing, everything in, fully equipped in your garage and you'll be proud of her. $1,107. $1,107, that's right. It's amazing. Well, after all, it's not what you pay, it's what you get. I'll tell you what, why don't you let me give you a little demonstration? Right now? Well, sure, why not. Friday night, great night to relax. Look, you got a date. I mean, you got something you like to do? I know, there's nothing that I'd like to do that's more important than making you a member of our little happy customers club. Say, you a married man? Not exactly. Well, I bet you got a girlfriend, haven't you? That's it? Why don't we show the car to her? Well, we'll drive out there, pick her up and I'll take you both for a ride. Both of us? Why not? No, I don't think so. Oh, I don't. Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, after all, she's the one you want to please, right? No, yeah, but I... Well, it's a perfect night for a ride. You and the girlfriend, climb a little backseat there and just relax. I'll take you any place you want to go. This is not a good idea. Oh, now, hold on. Hold on, wait just a second. I'll make a little phone call here and cancel a little appointment. Don't do it, will you please? I don't want inconvenience. Oh, please, please. No inconvenience at all. It's all settled. We're all going for a ride together, okay? Okay. And listen, when we get there, I want you and the girlfriend to climb right that little backseat and, you know, just forget that I'm here. You know what I mean? Forget just your that. All right, she lives right along here someplace. Notice the way she takes the pump? Hardly any vibration at all. Smooth as it gets. Smooth. Here it is. Where? Right here, third house. Third house? Hey, listen. Just a minute. Be right out. Hey, wait a minute. Are you sure this is the right place? Sure I am. It is. Oh, Janie. Oh, no, what's this? Nice car, huh? This gentleman's going to give us a demonstration. Beautiful, it's all... What's the matter? Oh, that's supposed to be something I told you I've been going through, you know. He talked his way into it. He's very forceful. Come on. Fine thing. I turned my head and you're out with another guy. Janie, up so you can show people around. Fine thing. Get in, Janie. Say, Janie tells me to do to know each other. Yes. Small world, isn't it? So, so. Was there any place in particular you wanted to go? No. Oh, yes. You might drive us to Inspiration Point. Inspiration... Okay. Very nice, Janie. Why he doesn't come to my nose? I don't know. Like I told you. All I can say is it certainly shows a very nice straight in your character. I beg your pardon. I don't mean to interrupt, but could I have just one little word? Janie, what is it? Do you like the car? I love it. Do you like it, Smith? Yes, it's fine. Are you enjoying the demonstration? Yes. It's been thrilling so far. Well, thank you very much. Please, it's over now. What's that? I say it's over now. What's the matter? Well, this is Inspiration Point. Oh, it is. Oh, it's lovely. No, no, no. You don't seem to get the idea. This is the place you said you wanted to come to, isn't it? Oh, you mean you want us to get out? That's right. That's right. Now you're beginning to get the idea. Well, you come, my dear. Let's get out. Nice work, Thomas. Thank you very much, Harry. I'm always glad to bring young couples out here, because I know how many memories a place like this can hold. Excuse me, please, Smith. Notice how solidly the door is closed? Now, any time you and the young lady have nothing better to do, I'll be glad to drive you around and show you any of the other points of interest. Good night. I don't like that man's attitude. You'll never get to be president. He's a sorehead. I knew this would happen to me. I just knew it. I said to myself, like the day I said, before this evening is over, you'll be walking. Oh, hello, Hawaiian. How is everybody? And what is everyone watching tonight? Ice cream? Hello, Harry. How are you? How are you? Fine. How's business, Phil? Oh, terrible. People don't like me. Say, what are you doing out here without a car? It's a long story. Anybody I know around here? Why, you want a lift? Yes, I would. Hey, Mr. Hamilton. Hamilton, we're all friends. Mr. Richard Hamilton, do you? Look, hello, Mr. Hamilton. Oh, hello, Harry. What are you doing out here without a car? Well, I just took a notion. Say, could you? I mean, are you going into town? Right, sure. Pop in. Well, look, I've got a friend with me. He would be always close. All right, Janie, come on. Get in. Janie. I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Hamilton. How do you do? I'm sorry, Janie. This is Mr. Hamilton. Oh, I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Hamilton. How do you do? Well, hop in. Thank you. I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Hamilton. Here we are. Thanks a lot, Mr. Hamilton. That was nothing at all. Good night, Janie. Mr. Hamilton. I, uh, Mr. Hamilton, I... Glad to meet you, Mr. Hamilton. Good night. Good night. Good night. Well, I guess that was pretty lucky, huh? Good night, Harry. What do you mean, good night? And you said I'd never get a chance to meet him. You don't call that meeting him, do you? He didn't say a word to you all the way here. We were properly introduced by a mutual acquaintance. So you better go home and revise your statistics. No. Good night. Janey, wait. Go to sleep, Janey. I'm not tired. Go to sleep, Janey. Engage the time. Engage the hair. Richard Hamilton. He's pretty. There he is, Mrs. Richard Hamilton Jr. I remember the day I married him. It seems like yesterday except they have three children now. Lovely brats. Bring on the stately mansion. Bring on the brats. Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! Major! What do you think, Janey? What do you think? Oh, Janey, wouldn't that be great? Two curtain of your radio theater. We'll get on with the third act in just a moment. Right now, Harry James and his music makers take over and with lovely Helen Forrest vocalizing they're all set to go. Here they are. Here's on the third act of Tom Dick and Harry. Engage to Tom, engage to Harry. But Richard Hamilton Jr. Oh, he's pretty. That's the substance of Janey's dream and the problem is becoming a little too much to handle. Now the dream is over and part of it has come true. For Richard Hamilton Jr. has called Janey and they're out on a date. Not an ordinary date, either. For Mr. Hamilton, modern night of the shining airplane, has flown her to a nightclub in Chicago. Add your carpet, wings of love. These folks will be home by 12 o'clock. Well, what happens at 12? Have you turned into a pumpkin? No. No, but you should be over by 12 o'clock because you're a birthday party. Thank you, Father. You're Janey Shapiro's birthday party. That's where I told my mother I was going. Oh. Well, here's to Janey Shapiro. May she live long and prosper and may her party last forever. Tell me, are you married? I don't think so. Why? Just wondering. I'm not married, either. I'm not married. Oh. Well, congratulations. Do you see anything on the menu that you'd like? Well, I think I'll have some... I don't have to worry for the both of us. All right. Yeah. Oh. I suppose you think I've never been in a restaurant like this before. Well, on the contrary, I'm sure you have. Well, I have. Well, that's what I said. I've been proposed. I've been proposed to twice. Two different styles. But I'm not married. Champagne makes me sneeze. Well, there's no accounting scene. Don't you think I've never had champagne before? Now, why should I think that? Well, I have. Oh, I said no. I'll go once, Ava. That's what I said. That's what I said. What's the difference between a radio and a clothesline? It's a riddle. It's a riddle. Yeah, but I... I've got one for you now. I didn't finish. Oh, I love it. Beautiful idea. No, you go ahead. You come back up. Look, Janey, would you really marry me? I had a date with you. Well, I'm getting sick of it. Sitting on our doorstep all night. Oh, I'm getting sick of it. Say, that roost is fast. Why don't you go cut your throat? No, I don't think so. Yes, yes, come. Well, who's that with it? Maybe you'd better let me down. I want you to tell this hairy guy here who you're really engaged to. What about me? I'd see you alone for a minute. No, you can't. You don't have to raise him. If you were really engaged, you might have told me. Why? I don't see where eggs to treat, fellas. Then it is to cook, fellas. Janey, how could you do a thing like this? Why, you just met these two guys. Be quiet and let her make up her own mind. That's what I say. Let her make up her own mind. Let her think. Now listen, Janey, leave her alone. What? Well? Well? Well? You're on the close one. Janey, I think maybe you better go on up the bed. I don't love you yet. Even. Even. Well, if we could come back later when you're feeling better, Janey. What'd you get? Sure. What'd you come? What's all right with me? What you had? Sure I was. Oh, you're wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. You certainly are a bunch of wonderful gentlemen. Well, here I go. Don't forget to come back. Don't come, don't come, don't come up my mind. Me, Janey. Me, Janey. Me, Janey. You just met these guys. You hardly know them. I'm your fella. You'll make you act cool, you, Janey. I'll make you happy. Take your fishing. Me, Janey. I'm your fella. Me, Janey. Me, you, Janey. Take these three fellows to be a lawfully wedded husband. I do. Have you three fellows take this girl to be a lawfully wedded wife? We do. We do. I now pronounce you the only solution. Goodbye, dear. I've got a rush, dear. I have to sell a million cars today. I owe all my success to you. Oh, wait. I have to go buy a new airplane here but I'll be home early and we'll fly to Chicago. No, no way. I'm staying home, dear. Somebody has to keep you happy, woman. Any girl would be lucky to get you, but we're not right together. You ought to marry the boss's daughter. Oh, shoot. Harry, you're one of the most interesting fellas I've ever met and one of the nicest, but you're crazy. Oh, I'm awfully glad to have met you. No trouble. Dick, we don't move in the same circles, but you're what I've been dreaming about all my life, so if you still want me, I'd be very happy to be Mrs. Richard Hamilton Jr. Janey. Darling, let's not wait any longer. Let's try to get married right now. Hello, Tom. Congratulations, fella. I guess the best man won after all. Mind if I kiss the bride-to-be or go right ahead? Bye, Janey. Goodbye, Tom. I wish you all the happiness in the world. Thank you. Well, goodbye, Harry. Hello, Harry. Congratulations, fella. I think she's making a big mistake. Do you mind if I kiss her? No, go right ahead. Just what place you'd like to hear on this series? Your request is our command. So simply v-mail Special Service Los Angeles, USA, and we'll try to send your choice to you on this, your special edition of the Radio Theatre. Until the next time in the next play, Mrs. Cecil B. DeMille saying goodnight to you from Hollywood. Broadcast especially for you men and women in the armed forces of the United Nations by the Special Service Division of the War Department of the United States of America.