 What was Joey Barton like? Joey Barton? Why have you asked me that? Yeah, that's a good question I think. OK. Cos he's a famous footballer, plus he's background and wanting to know what he was like and strange ways. You know what? I'm glad you've asked me that. I never mentioned him. Let me tell you first, we had his younger brother and cousin. I think his younger brother was 18 and we didn't have 18-year-olds at strange ways and his cousin was 21. They were accused and got found guilty of killing a lad. Might have been in it and he was somewhere in Liverpool. His brother or his cousin, they believe it was his cousin but his brother took an ice-hacks to the party. Ice pick. So his brother was 18 and his cousin was 21. I've gone to sort this lad out with, he've had bother with and one of them stuck an ice pick in his head and killed him. So we had them first. His brother was not 18 in mental age. He was like a kid. He didn't realise serious, his cousin was an evil bastard. He definitely did it. They got them both for it, joint enterprise. Do you know what a joint enterprise is? If I shoot your mate here and you see it, but you don't say out, we decide we're not going to say out and I get found out and you get found out you were there, you can get done on joint enterprise, get a license and say with me. So that was his brother. So Joey Barton, he was on B-wing, drug-free ring. It's a bit of a joke aren't it, drug-free wing. It was an easy wing to work on. The staff did fuck all they were lazy. They used to pick the prisoners. It wasn't drug-free, there's no wing that's drug-free. So when Joey Barton came in, a bit of political shit went on. He came into the prison. Everyone knew he was coming in, high profile footballer. This is not from our governor, I believe this comes from elsewhere. The jail, let's say the jail was told he got to be allowed to keep fit. I went on B-wing, I remember, there's a lass. It's a fucking idiot come running past me, and I mean running past me. He didn't run on stairs in jail, he didn't run, you pull someone. So I shout after him, this female officer goes, it's Joey! I went, who's fucking Joey? Joey Barton! So he got a job on the wing straight away. He sat to lad who was decent and gave him a job on the survey, on the wing. So he got to eat pretty much what he wanted. They also made him gym-orderly. Best job in strange ways for any con is gym-orderly. You go over to gym in the morning, you wash old towels, you wash gym kit, you can train when you want, you eat your food over there. They bring you back home, end of day, he ended up with that job. So he was allowed to keep, he fucking did it easy that lad. Do you know what I mean? So there you go, that's Joey Barton. He had an easy life in strange ways. He was on the drug free wing, loosely speaking. He got as much gym as he wanted, pretty much what he wanted. Was all right any grief? For me it was a dickhead, it was just running about everywhere and Jack the lad, people gaining Mars bars for autographs and shit like that.