 okay James P. Madonna here Megalife 21 progressive discussions I am now headed for the the Royal Hibachi buffet it is Friday afternoon that's right root 46 West Saddlebook in Jersey I am headed for it right now I could smell the wonderful aroma of barbecued meat not to mention the great seafood that is here let's see oh he's got new plants bless their hearts look at that all right I'm now entering the building James P. Madonna is now entering the building Commodore Jeff Zambello Commodore Jeff Zambello whoever invented the low flow faucet and showerhead should be crucified like the Romans did to Jesus they should be crucified unbelievable all right now we're gonna I'm leaving them the men's room and we're gonna see what gastronomic delight we're gonna find here at the Royal Hibachi buffet okay root 46 West Saddlebook in Jersey oh look at that oh succulent duck but oh look at this a Mongolian barbecue action look at this oh my god this guy's the king look at all the shrimp and the meat and the noodles look at that look at this guy what the hell is in another dish carrots is that the Bugs Bunny look at that I don't know it's got a lot of carrots over there yes he's the king of Mongolian barbecue he cooked three eggs for somebody last week somebody wanted three eggs there were eight eggs this week there were eight I'll come back to him later I gotta go get my food oh look at this beautiful lamps beautiful lamps from Turkey the party room is open the party room was it what am I gonna have you oh oh lamb ribs oh you know how to better get Commodore Jeff Sam bellow I better get the duck oh look at the duck look at the duck I'm in luck look at the meat on it I am in luck it's roast duck and speaking of roast duck this is in honor of the Exorcist Bishop as seen on the travel channels hit show ghost adventures with Zach Bagans he was preparing a roast duck and I just want to I just want him to see this beautiful roast duck look at all that succulent meat Exorcist Bishop Brian look at that $10 all you can eat in this place and with all fresh seafood it can't be beat man it can't be beat leave it up to James P. Madonna to find the best values exorcist Bishop I mean Bishop exorcist so whatever demonology okay a little a little surf and turf do I want calamari with mussels and marinara sauce or lamb lamb ribs I think I'll take some lamb ribs can't be beat man Commodore Jeff Sam bellow I hit the jackpot this Friday I can always come back for more lamb ribs you know I know it's gonna be real greasy but you know what it's it's good grease okay let me get some cock dribble over here some nice black northern mussels okay marinara sauce Salvatore Mercurio being that I got the mussels marinara here all right Salvatore Mercurio I just want you to gaze upon this delight got scared you saw a spider I'll get out of your way no tentacles only to body unfortunately I like the tentacles but I don't see all right she's getting lamb ribs very nice oh they got covers now here at Royal Hibachi so unsanitary people don't like do anything I tell you one thing your duck is pretty good it's on steroids it's real meaty excellent what the hell is that oh brown gravy for for the mashed potato oh look at that brown gravy now featuring brown gravy isn't that something got the beautiful woman but I won't put her on YouTube don't worry I won't put you on YouTube I could but I won't chicken I see chicken at home all right so stonies stonies speaking of chicken buffalo wings outstanding botanos maduros and I always have that I don't I always see that so stonies I always see that chicken I always have that I want the expensive stuff oh look oh wow look how curly look at those curls look at those curls all right you know what I'm gonna have to come back for the lemons comment or Jeff Zamboni I mean comment or Jeff Zambolo isn't that beautiful isn't that a work of art now I get the lemons all right color coordinate color coordinate the lemons with the yellow ball the yellow with the curls on unbelievable here we go some lemons from my water and for well not not the fish because I usually put that on fillets can never have too many too many lemons all right I got to get myself a steak knife I better have steak knives where the hell's the steak oh look at this look at this only one steak knife left there's only one left Jeff Zambolo look at this only one steak knife left what the hell's going on here all right let me sit down let me sit down I'm getting nervous now I'm getting disgusted pated here's the ice cream this surf and turf muscles marinara with succulent roast duck and barbecue lamb ribs there's my lemons I'm gonna squeeze them into the water they have lamb ribs they're very good and their duck is meat usually people grab all the duck when they see it but it's real a lot of meat on the duck the duck is out of luck we're not I'm not out of luck the duck is out of sacrificial land taking a look at what's going on here with the sushi you know what that sound means we got Mongolian barbecue action there wow look at the size of those shrimp don't crimp the shrimp Commodore Jeff Zambolo look at the size of those shrimp maybe I should partake in that there you go to vapors of life we got broccoli I see mushrooms lonely noodles some chicken really big shrimp though give me an idea of the vapors of life Jeff Zambolo the vapors of life here we go more shrimp shrimp some carrots mushrooms very thick mushrooms too broccoli I love mushrooms that's why I'm a fun guy oh I smell ginger Mongolian barbecue action going on here the different man cooking it but you know it's really a no-brainer you just flip it around you know give me an idea what we got here roast beef look at that look at that no shrimp oh I knew it was gonna happen I knew it I knew it I knew all the gigantic shrimp was going to be gone no matter what do I want tilapia I don't know no potato soups peasant food peasant food no we got something Parmesan I don't know maybe the signs on the other side I don't know what the hell that is something something Parmesan but I am definitely I definitely missed out on the the jumbo shrimp this is chicken palm I don't know I don't know what it is mystery meat palm and get some oh look at that Arabic rice bless their hearts sacrificial sacrificial lamb really really tasty rice let me honest with you has slivered almonds in there chickpeas you can smell the cumin all right got lamb in there all right did I say slivered almonds everybody hoarded all the jumbo shrimp unless they bring more out the way since I I got screwed out of the jumbo shrimp I'm not there's no sense of me staying there videotaping hey the oysters they brought out the oysters check out the seafood salad a little too heavy on the peppers let me see if they got blue cheese no they do they do have blue cheese let me see where's the blue cheese now they don't have the chunky the chunky blue cheese that I like they don't have that that style blue cheese I must have the right blue cheese the curly haired one she hasn't been as friendly as normal oh my god look what they did to the apple pie they destroyed it looks like a flock of crows a flock of birds attacked it destroyed the apple pie what's this okay here here we have tray let's you a latin delight and look what I see over there I see papaya I see papaya oh last time I hesitated I got screwed out of the papaya before somebody takes all the papaya excuse me little lady people always screw me out of the papaya I blamed the curly haired girl for taking all the papaya on me no no I'm only kidding I'm only kidding look at a succulent look at that the magic melon of the tropics Jeff Sambello look at that beautiful papaya was voted the highest in nutritional value out of all the fruits of the world I think mango it made a second mango came in second look at this I'm so excited look at a papaya beautiful you too enjoy drive safe don't don't get frostbite look see all the papaya look at that oh you too you too Arabic rice was okay there we have a beautiful plate of papaya and here is Arabic rice with lamb sliver diamonds chickpeas and I don't know what this is it's something Parmesan hopefully it's not roadkill Parmesan gotta say hi to the ice cream station yeah that guy that that new the new guy that took over the Mongolian barbecue he had a puss on his face you better not give me a hard time I'll tell you that I'm in no mood for bullshit