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You go over there, they usually have all your favorite people over there already. So you go in there and be like, uh, my boy Hot tonight, he was talking earlier. Uh, he about to hit him for the 40. Uh, he about to get 22 rebound. I believe that. So I'm about to believe you something on that. You can bet whatever you feel like bet. Well, you can't say bet, but you can make picks. You can make picks, go to Prize Picks, use promo code 85 South and they gonna match your deposit up to a hundred percent up to a hundred bucks. That's on me. Real nigga shit though, though, when you pull up at the Waffle House and the nigga look at you and be like, ah, my boy, I just cleaned the grill. We finna change ship. You gonna wait a few minutes, the ship changed in about 10 minutes. My boy finna pull up right in there and he gets right in there. What, what you getting? What you getting? Man, I'm nigga south. Okay, I can do that right quick. They got the to-go window now. What? They got the to-go window? They got the to-go window. Aw, man, good. They got the to-go window. Most of the ones, the ones, the high traffic ones, it's a to-go window in the autumn. Damn. Nigga, I try to go to a Waffle House right before they close, nigga. Nigga, what do they close? Nigga trying to beat me to the door. He seen me, he was like, uh. Nigga, don't do that, don't do that. You still got two more minutes. Fuck that. Man, you know times don't really change, bro. Cause motherfuckers don't just start trying to shit that fast food restaurant. Like what? You can pull up at any restaurant you used to eat at and just look at the menu and be like, when the fuck they start selling popcorn in this motherfucker? It's something on every menu that you didn't know was there, man. It's one store I want to go to. I just can't do it, but I'm scared. What? What store? Popeye. What you mean? I just been going to the car. I seen a little video of my friend opening a chicken, the whole bunch of shit came out. I'm like, I ain't fucking, that shit's probably done. No, it's probably done. It probably went in for Popeye, but they said it was, I was scared. Popeye was a funny airport. I ain't even friends introducing the guests, man. Well, you know shit. We already been talking for what, how long? For the motherfucking month. You already know who it is, man. My motherfucking nigga. Sonny Dizzo. Yeah. My nigga. My nigga. Me and Dizzo, not analog. You understand me? Dizzo and nigga was analog. 10 to 9. Come on, man. Yes, that me. And this ain't your first time. This the first time of this one. Oh, yeah. But you can't do it. Yeah, you can't do it. The studio, the hardwood table brick wall. Yeah, I was one of the original watchers, man. Pioneer of the 85 South Show. So you had to come through the track. No, I appreciate it, man. I'll just say this nigga make music, man. It ain't really just one thing. You can net him down. He make music, man. Thank you. All around entertainment. He literally, he rapped, he produced, he nigga got studio, he did a lot of shit. They motherfucking know how to play instruments and shit like that. Come on, man. You know the first part of it, one of the first production they had to know how to rap, though. Not say first? No. No, I won't say one of the first, like the ninth generation. Okay, everybody want to be a ditty. You know how ditty to produce and then you try to rap. So, you know, it kind of hard to transition. No, ditty to be on the beat, it'd be like, I can really say that shit. You think ditty to be on the beat? They'll be like, I can really rap that shit, bro. You think ditty to be on the beat? You think ditty to be on the beat? Ditty might come in that motherfucking like, hey, playboy, take that back. Right there? Yeah. Turn that down. Turn that down. That's it, that's how it is. But that's my part, exactly. For real? Oh, then you got to give him about 80%. Man, that's fucked up, didn't it? That's fucked up. It did it, though. Man, that a bitty. He ain't touching no buttons. Hey, my partner here, when he was getting the booth and I rapped y'all ass, gone cray on to my good stuff. You give me good stuff? Who started out that shit? He didn't. Some of you. No, man. No cap. I appreciate it, bro. No, you better pop your shit. I don't want to pop out. I thought I was talking about the meter. I don't know that with y'all chicken. I'm just saying. Somebody said this shit. I ain't do it. I fold, papa. I fold, papa. Me too, man. I fold, papa. Don't let churches hit you. Give me a deal, papa. I fold. Soon as somebody played this clip and posted, church is going to be in my mansion. Like, you fold, papa. Church, I always be here in New York. Ain't no about churches, man. I fold, papa. They'll send you a gift or two. To be missing in two drops that way, I be fold up. They just tried to switch up that shit. Who? They tried to revamp their image. How many, it doesn't even mean churches in here no more. It's like. Talking about Texas chicken. Oh lord, don't say that. That's what they saying. We don't want to go to church. We don't want to go to Texas. Church. Texas chicken. I said, what the fuck? No, bro. That's what I was saying. I'm thinking about opening up a chicken spot too. What you going to call it? Yeah, everything need to be like that now. I want to just get with some people that can make the shit good first, then we'll come up with a good ass name. We might just call it good ass chicken. But did it thing though? Did it thing about, did it thing about all three of you is a spot. Yeah. You got to have a truck. Because if you got dope with no truck, you're tripping. Well, nowadays. He ain't selling no place. I ain't callin' my boy. I ain't. You can go to kitchen. It gotta be. Ghost kitchen. Catch niggas that hungry? No, no, no. No, I'm not. Niggas, we pan-hellerin' niggas. They blowin' and blowin' and blowin'. That's what you blowin'. From spot to spot. Y'all are always where you got a little kitty that you operate out of and you just exist on the line. You got to think, dude. You don't want a little kitty. We already growin' out in the kitchen. I need a solid space. Because motherfuckers got to eat three, four times a day. I need them to eat with me about two, three times a week. They ain't got to eat in there. No. But bringing the crowd down is good food. Everybody orderin' food. Pick up. Everything's delivery. Everything's got to have, like, it's got to be a right and it's got to be a left, right? Everybody else sellin' vegan burgers. Niggas, I'm about to sell 100% American hamburgers. Got a question, though. Can you eat a slutty vegan? Can you eat a slutty vegan? Yes. They got to outside. They got two times. It's not competition. Right, exactly. They got two times. But you just gotta put that game in again. For as many people who want a vegan burger, it's some fat motherfuckers and motherfuckers who don't give a fuck about all that. They're going to eat at the slutty vegan and they're going to eat both just so they can see. I ain't no such thing as a vegan burger. They tell me they put plants and make it taste just like meat. Think about it. I'm just, like, real meat. Real meat burgers. Shit taste just like a snake, a plant-based. Meaghan. Tastes like a snake. I'm about to be good, though. I ain't gonna lie. They're gonna say, vegan sausage. Tastes just like sausage. How do we have the same taste? What plant did this sausage vegan burger came from? All right. It ain't there for you to keep feeding me, and I don't ask no question. Sausage, plant-based. You gotta ask, what you called it? Tastes like sausage. I fucked with my boy. What's the, uh, Beyond Meat, John Sally? He got something here explaining to you. All we need to do is get our own oxes. I don't want shit. I don't want them. They're gonna leave it like it is. No, I'm telling you what we can't even do all that, man. Oh, we're gonna be eating plant-based. I'm not doing that. I'm eating real food that ain't eating plant-based. Y'all can do that. They just ain't plant-based. I'm eating the same shit I've been eating. They said, look, you can put plant-based on it. I'm not switching over. It's the same sausage. All right. Nick, if you can't pull, I'm gonna eat turkey sausage up. I'm wondering why. You stupid. I'm trying to go vegan. I'm losing all of their weight. It's the same shit. Come on, man. We got to do that whole shit. It probably is. It don't taste like meat, now. Which one? The plant-based. They was what you need. It's the plant-based. You eat the beyond or the, which one? You don't know the name. See, I was the one for beyond. He's the one for the name beyond. OK, so one of them soy, like a mothafuck. OK, 10 years ago, if they would have told you some new meat was coming out, you would look at them folks and be like, nigga, how the fuck some new meat coming out? Facts. Now you're eating it. Plant-based. Eat the plant-based. That's what it doesn't taste like. Tulapia came out of nowhere. I know. Plant-based tastes just like that. Tulapia, I don't remember no Tulapia pre-2015. You can't even go fish no Tulapia. They're still eating that shit. I don't eat it. I don't eat Tulapia. They don't know you're eating that shit or nothing. Facts, because we ain't killed them all. We don't know what the fuck we be eating. Now everybody want to be scientists and break down food. You know, it's pork in the Nile Lake. OK, man, it's your Nile Lake. It's your pork in the Nile Lake. Y'all motherfuckers taking shit too far, man. So what about the milk? It's not wrong, though. That's what we need. Vitamin D, pause. And we need all that, what it is, potassium, what it is. What's all this milk? And now they tell them, the milk's killin' us. All right, since you brought the milk, let me ask you this. Who the fuck said babies like milk? Who said babies like milk? Babies. From the titty, they ain't from the titty milk. That's milk comin' up, too. I know, but I'm saying, like, what if milk is just one option? That's primarily what babies ask. The baby can't drink no Pepsi, though. You can't. That's what I'm sayin' here, when we tryin' to do the pay. The ass is gonna do something. Let me go give the baby a Dr. Pelfin. Shut up, now. I'm gonna go cry in the heart. Look gay, that boy, ass is refloatin' at her and her, hey. He talkin' he been spittin' up blood, I don't know what goin' on. You know, gay, that boy, doctor. I'm gonna work 90 degrees, but he got me fucked up. Wait till you see, a baby shit a whole pepper off. When that milk hit their ass and they shit that whole pepper off. No, that's that, look, what that baby food, we just swore that motherfucker had all the nutrients and protein and got shit in it. Ain't shit in there. Ain't shit in that powder, you don't know what's in that damn powder. You don't know what's in that powder. And you just add it to the ass, ooh, this gon' give my baby everything you need. No, you don't fuckin' know, you don't fuckin' know. No, fuck that, I eat it. This is gon' give a little, you don't fuckin' know. You ain't that shit, I eat the shit and I give my baby dollars. That's the shortage, where they gettin' the power from? Ain't no more, my baby ate that, we bought a bunch. And now we ran out of it just in time. We was like, he's like, you good, you don't need no more, right? When you the powder in the wrong time? Yeah, we don't want it. Why don't you use a straight titty milk? Why don't you use a powder in the first place? That's the shit they call them when we're ready, though? Well, no, sometimes if the titties ain't doing what they supposed to do, and then sometimes stress, like the titties was workin', and then when their teeth come in, they start workin'. Yeah, they start producing that milk. Shit get low, don't care if it be like, I can't do it. You be like, all right, all right, all right, all right. It'll be crazy, cause one titty to be full, one titty to be out. Then one titty to be on half a tank, and then this titty to be on it. Apricot, that's your apricot. Oh my God, I have a set to take my wife in. Do the titty down to a set. Yeah, you gotta keep your voice down, because if you raise your voice and shit, it'll make the titty start leaking. No cap. Yup. Women act like that, baby. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What, we just black men talkin' about being fathers and shit? No cap. Oh my God, we're probably gonna win a Soul Train award. No cap. Or at least an NAACP image award. Oh, I can't get one. Or we don't get an unnecessary amount of hate. We are. Which is gonna bounce right the fuck off of us. You got kids? Cause it don't matter. Oh good, everybody have fathers. I think I won. Yeah, we all have fathers. Have fun, state of the art, come on, right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the one club, how old? Five, I'm a boy. Okay, that's what's up. How was your baby? One, he just won one last month. You know what that means, right? That mean we all done had some pussy for real before. Yeah, wrong. No, we done actually made people. Facts, facts. For sure. That's like Mortal Kombat or fuss. I got to know. You done made you some little youth. Come on, man. When I fuck, I make little me's, motherfucker. I make people when I fuck. You do. I make humans when I have sex. Yeah, that's how it works. I watch over my kids. That's how great this is when you fuck me. It's going to be another me like, we going to make a whole another person with their own thoughts and ideas and the appetite and shit. I feel like in the movies, when they be having the, they notice the kid got special skills or some shit. That's how I feel out there. I'll be like, okay, you to figure out the square one, go in the square one. When I tell you, he going to be all right. He going to be all right. And then I yell just to see if he can handle pressure. Hey! You still get it right. I feel like, yeah, okay, yeah. I'm going to try that with my daughter. She's on club. You got to let them do it. They going to do the shit. And you going to be like, damn, I gave up on showing you. You showed them so many times and they didn't get it. They didn't get it. They didn't get it. But they did. They saw you. They get so much shit from just seeing us. Like with my children, like when my daughter fall, I'm going to go jump. I'm going to be like, nah. I let her know, hey man, daddy might not be there. She hit the ground, look at me, get your ass up. I look away. When he fall, I act like I didn't see the shit. I be like, hey. He don't make no noise. Because that's what happened to getting embarrassed. You look at a spoke and they be like, yeah. Yeah, I don't know what I did. October 7th, we in, we in Mississippi. We in Mississippi. South Haven, Mississippi. Man, come on, man. We going down now by y'all. The crib, but it's close. It's close. I'm going with my cousin now. Oh, I bet. South Haven, Mississippi. We will be at the Lander Center. That's October 7th, right? October 7th. That's going to be like the first day of fall. I probably will, I swear to that show. Hell, yeah. Well, October 7th, oh, we finna get calm. We finna be fresh. We finna buy a lot of shit from Sheen. You know what I like to do when I go to South Haven? What's that? Wait a second. See, you about to give away with the got to come see live, baby. Come on. South Haven, Mississippi. October 7th, 1, 2, 3. Hey, we going to be at the next thing. That ain't it. That ain't the same one. You know what's the best thing about South Haven, Mississippi? What is it? Wait a second. You got to stop doing that. And let them people get their tickets on October the 7th in South Haven, Mississippi. So we going to get the Lander Center. The Lander Center. We landing at the Lander Center. I had a problem with that name, Lander. Because they don't like, if you get caught in that traffic trying to get to the Lander Center, you going to be late. And you know the craziest thing about having to show at the Lander Center? What's that? Wait a minute. You almost did it again. We going to the Lander Center. The Lander Center. October 7th, 2023. Get your tickets. Yeah. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, what's up, it's your man, Carlos Miller. Have you thought about starting therapy? Well, maybe you should give BetterHelp a try. You can go to their website right now, betterhelp.com, use promo code 85 South and get 10% off your first month. That's right. I'm telling you. It was designed to be online. Convenient, user-friendly, all of that. So if you need somebody to talk to you, want somebody to talk to you, thinking about talking to somebody, go to BetterHelp. It worked on me. It's working. I'm working progress. How do you think I'm this great? I needed help. I want to get better help. Not a helper. And I'm better. Let therapy be your map with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash 85 South and get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash 85 South. Come on, man. I'm Nav Green and this is the family business. I'm Clay Nanglish. You know what time it is. I'm Money Bad Mafia. And we're doing perks in the VIP. Man, you got it. Me and Greek. Bro, we got to talk about the show first. You don't go to the place, talk about it. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. I'll tell you all that shit at the end. For the meet and greet afterwards. And you know, it's not going to be no regular meet and greet. It's going to be the freakiest shit you've ever seen in your life. Well, we poppin' pert. No, no, no, no. As we poppin' everything. Ladies, ladies, just come to the meet and greet and it's really going to be a greet and meet. It ain't just for, huh? It's going to be a greet and meet. I'm going to play a part of Y'all's Y'all's Y'all's. Y'all's going to play a part of Y'all's Y'all's. Y'all's going to come back there to the VIP to meet and greet. Oh, man, if family business, right? We play in spades in there, domino, drinking plenty liquor. The family business tour and what Moneybag does is completely separate. He's more like an independent contractor. I'm a sole prop. We are not. You're going to do get your ass up. Y'all's shit's still fun. My son, 13, he don't walk in the room. He on the phone with some girl. Oh, God. What are you doing? Hold on, dude, in here. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What the fuck now? Hey, don't fuck with me like this. That's fucked up. Oh, the old dude came in. What? That's fucked up. Hey, chill, chill, chill, chill. Bruh, bruh, bruh in here. Bruh, bruh. Your dude in here. My dude? Wow. He caught me dead. Why make you go to bed, man? I'll make you go to sleep. I'll make you go to sleep while you're awake. Oh, fuck. Holy shit, man. Tell the truth, though. Tell the truth, though. You stay low, man. Just close your eyes, nigga. It's black parents' day. That's really like a non-physical ass work. What? What? Okay, hey. I'm finna make y'all go to bed. That shit stings. Everything's a lie. Hey, nigga. Because long as you be quiet, y'all can stay up. Niggas get to blame when they say that shit. I fucking don't. Go to bed! I go out there and say so, too. What? You're slamming the controller down. Go talk to her. Because she forgot you was up there. Yeah, she forgot you was up there. As long as them motherfuckers will get you there. Oh, nigga, be there long weekend. This nigga been there. Three days. You still here? That shit be fine here. People don't know, though, man. Your parenting skills is already inside your youth. Like, you don't get to, like, prepare for them. They there. Yeah. You just look up and be parenting. Like, I don't fucking care. My daughter, she funny. I stare and then she a smile. Like, she like to play like that. She be like, nah, she be like, why are you doing that, man? What the hell wrong with you? Who you learn that from? Stop doing that to him. I ain't never looked at her like, give it to him. You are disturbing her. When she watching bubblegum, she be like, nah. She be like, bro, I will cut this shit off. Fuckin' you talkin' to her. So bubblegum is that what they all are. Why she live on bubblegum now? Y'all seen the one little shit? That shit be jammin', I ain't gonna. Which one? Grace's Corner. No. You got their names, baby, so it's probably something. Yeah, that's why, so you ain't never, see this shit been goin' on in my house. No, there's some trap music for babies. What? Grace's Corner. For real? Boy, that shit be jammin', dawg. What sound does the letter make? Oh, I didn't hear that. What sound does the letter make? Boy, my son be freezing everything when that shit come on. That nigga put his hand over your mouth, like, stop talking. I be like, oh. And then I was watching that shit, yeah. That shit be jammin', man. Your hands, Nate. Yeah. It's weed. Look, when you become, I'm like, don't come close to me. Niggas shoulda touched me. I was trying to stay committed. I was like, I'm gonna hurt you. That's all you gotta go to my house. DC. I've been waitin' to see you, nigga. I gotta tell you about the Miami trip. What happened to Miami? It was a trip and I ain't nobody call me. What the fuck? We went to Miami. We? Anybody? We stand outside, right? So we just, you know, people just passin' by and shit. What? Yeah, all of a sudden. This is a tall ladies' dude. He's about for about 6'4, 6'5, some shit, right? But the nigga had a little airbrush shirt. You know, like, you ever seen, like, you always go get the airbrush shirt at the beach. It'd be like a beach body. Like what? Okay, bet. So this man tall as shit. This motherfucker got the airbrush shirt. Two big ass titties. Right? Then he looked down on the shirt. Then the nigga got the dick on there, too. So he walked past everybody on the street. Moved to the other side. It was like it? So I turned around and I said, hey, man. Dude got a shirt with a dick with some titties on it. The damn dumb man's gonna say, yeah, it was a long trip. The nigga said, I was talking about the t-shirt, man. It was a long t-shirt. Get the dude with the top. But this shit was just, man. I said, I'ma give a fuck. Yeah, man. What happens after this, bro? What? There's a motherfucker in Miami walking around with a shirt with the titties with the dick on it. There ain't nobody saying shit. That mean you do the fuck you want to do in life? No, I don't. That means that you about to get titties and dick. Talk to somebody? Sure, of course. I don't know. That's a high ass shirt. That's the type of shit I seen in Miami that made me go to the hotel back to the room. I was like, you know what? Niggas who drew it couldn't wait to go buy a can of spree. All right. I got a big paint to do. What you gonna do, paint a titty with some dick? What? Shit, it go crazy. What? When I saw that shit. I got off some streets, man. That was the shit that made me lock it on in. You had to go home. That's why we got curfew. Early. Hey, black 930. Go home. I shut it down. Because I was like, so this is what we up again? Oh, hell no. Let me get the fuck out of here. How do you combat that? Got to get you a shirt made with Batman on it. That's all you can do. Now it made me want an airbrush shirt. I don't want nothing on the shirt. I just wanted it to look like some pussy lips. Then it's kind of like me hanging out the lips, like peeking out. Peeking out like this? The world ain't ready for me. You know what time it is. People got to stay prayed up, man. That's all folks. Keep your energy right. That's the lane you know. I like how we transition. You hear me? From peeking out the cooch of the parade up. Right. Got to peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Talk your shit. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. What you gonna do? Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Do you mean the cooch? You need to do it. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Okay. See, that's what it said right there. Let me hear that. I should have brought the mic. I'm gonna have it to the auto tune. I thought you wanted the auto tune. They don't ever get it to me. It's J.O.A. fault, really. Everybody's stirred. He stirred. What shit is there that shit? I'm one of them sunny digital beaks. No cap. Yeah, I know he got some. He got a whole lot of them. But you know, since the price went up. Don't sleep. The mic off or something. Dude, I ain't gonna charge that. Don't say that, man. We need to do it. We need to do it. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Okay. No sleep. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Oh, I like that. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. I like that right there. That's me. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Peek out the cooch and stay prayed up. Peek out the cooch. Peek out the cooch. You know what I say on some shit like that? I said, who's that peaking out the cooch? Wow. Nobody knows. Who's that peaking out the cooch? Wow. Nobody knows. Who's that peaking out the cooch? Who's that peaking out the cooch? Maybe who just took some doctor help? Somebody help. He got acid reflux early. And he ain't even 30. Peek out the cooch. Who me? Who we? He's seen some titties with some. Who we? Peek out the cooch. Cooching goes to be a safe space. A safe place where you can save face. Cooching is probably some of the best thing that most of us have ever had. And if they do have something better than cooching, I'ma go in here and say it, I don't want none. If they have something better than cooching, I don't want none. Long as it involves cooching, I take all. All kind of cooching. This is cooching from a new angle, I'll break it. Oh man. Did somebody order the coochie a la carte? It was me. It was me, that's my... Keep right there. Cooch is so good, you can just lace the fruit beside it and then go together. You ever thought of that? I don't want people to be confused. Coochie with vagina. Sometimes coochie is just all the other shit that your lady do just for you. Like when you need a ride from the airport. That's coochie picking you up. Depending on what kind of car she's picking you up in. That might be pussy picking you up. No cap. I don't think it's this builder because they ain't never experienced nothing outside of vagina. You ain't never been way across Atlanta and pick up the phone and say, hey, I need you to go in my drawer and bring me... She shoot it over there and then drop it off and shoot straight back. You don't know nothing about that. Because all she got for you is coochie. And some niggas will settle right there. Thinking that coochie is just enough. It's not enough. Man can't live off coochie alone. No, don't settle for a vagina. Because sometimes she'll fuck around and get you a little vagina just to keep you quiet. Yeah, that'll be a little vagina just to keep you quiet just long enough so she can pull that last plate. What's up? What's up? What's up? These are not our clothes. These are not our cars. But we will be in Huntsville, Alabama. On what? The 19th. There you go. October 19th. October 19th. Stand up loud. Huntsville, Alabama. All our Alabamians. I got special guests coming. I already talked to them. We talked to them. Carly Russell will be in the field. Check this out. Check this out. Not only is Carly Russell coming. We also having a meet and greet where you're going to be able to see us. You're going to be able to kick it with Carly. Carly's going to host a search party afterwards. It's going to be amazed. That baby is going to be there too. That baby. That baby. It's not a baby at all, man. It was now. She had on no pants and a shirt. And I was doing this dance that I'm going to do at the meet and greet. When you get back there and you see me doing this, ladies, just follow me. You're the only person I seen let the ladies do body shots off you. You be real freaky, y'all. That's what you meant to me. This is family business tour. And that's not my family business. I'll be the left by that time. But when naps start dressing like Donald Duck, that's when I leave. That's why you got to get them tickets at 85softshow.com. 85softshow.com. October 19th. 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It's my own tour. Come on, Montgomery. Come on. Hey, I fucked with Montgomery. Y'all know why. Put it on your nights and change. But you see, it's your fault too. It's your fault too. Why, why is my fault? Because you be playing with her too. It's my fault. It's your fault. Take two to play this shit. And that's how it ended up. She put it on me like, oh, I can't tell the difference. I want to get it. Vagina is the place. Coochie is the thing. Just say it on your day. Coochie, you pussy vagina. I don't care, go tell your mom. Like if you was hanging out with pussy, right? And you been calling the pussy all weekend and then like pussy mama called, you would be like, hey, vagina, get more. You feel me? I feel like vagina is very formal. Like pussy wouldn't feel like a job application. It's what pussy on there. Pussy would put, hey, vagina. Pussy wouldn't have to fill out no application. Vagina P. Coochie. Pussy apply it. Pussy get hired on the spot. Give me a hot drink like a song. Put my cup around. Give me vagina. Hey man, what's wrong with you? She put that Gucci out on my face. Sonny, you knew we was crazy when you came. And we been smoking on this good black people weed too, man. That's what we have for. That's what we call them these days. I was smoking before shit started. It's all good, man. It's what we do. Black people weed. You got some new shit on the way? Yeah, I'm working on something right now. What you got? I might drop this song on the 29th. These two songs, man. I think just one song on the 29th been called Since 91. Come on, let's grab a seat. Pop your shit, baby. Just regular shit, man. Produced by me, you know what I'm saying? Produced by me and Ceno, actually. Of course. Yeah, it's not regular, man. What can they find in that, man? What can they hit you up at and catch up on all this new shit? Everything is just going to be all Sonny digital. It's easy to find me. It's easy to find me if you look for me. Just spell my name right, that's it. So is it Sonny? Or is Sonny with you? Sonny with you. So it's Sonny. Two is in four eyes. Right, Sonny. It's the real Sonny. Right, Sonny. Okay, did you? Sonny is the number one. Sonny. I don't know why they say that. My name is not Sonny. Tell them the right way, man. Whole lot of people. I don't know, we didn't get that from them. My father can't spell. Can you know why? Well, they see Sonny. They think of that, so they just don't understand how Sonny's supposed to look like. Do they listen to the ad because your tag? See, I think it sounds, I don't know. Actually, I don't know. It definitely, but I'm thinking about it. No, we can't put our mind state in the people who don't want to comprehend. Sonny, did you? Don't do that, see? Bro, please stop. That's some whole other shit. That's some whole other shit. You mentioned Sonny, BMG, and then you're shitting the video. I got a playstation, I talk about Sonny all the month, fuck it, walk to. My father broke immediately. It broke ASAP? And you pay how much for that? I got retail. Who took a bet? I still got a P.A. I ain't got a three. I still got a four. You get a five? For what? I'm not gonna play y'all niggas on the phone. Yeah, you definitely can. I'm not gonna play y'all on the phone. What don't want my shit to just look super good? I'm not in the TV. Does shit look great enough? They need some more games. You went from the three to the four? You know what? It's a big difference. The three look like a fucking Dreamcast. Boy, the three look choppy. The three look great. That's it, like iPhone, you get a new version. Who the fuck is this? No, sir. We used to play this and be excited about it. Yeah, we be looking back at that shit. They look like Roblox now. NBA 2K would probably like to play this on the three. No. Fuck no. Live barely made it to the four. NBA Street. NBA Street. I ain't talking about the one we got there. JZ on it. No. You talking about Def Jam? No, I'm talking about the NBA game where you play three on three. And then you unlock the legends and shit and do all the tricks. I don't think everybody been live since that the one with Carmelo Anthony came out. Xbox they didn't up with them games though. They got a whole bunch of shit. You go to GameStop and look at the game wall. Hell no, I don't go to GameStop. They get so many games in there that you ain't never even heard of. Weird things in GameStop. It be a game in that bitch called The Weed Man. You play this bootleg ass shit. They selling weed and shit. I still fall for the 64. What? Mario Kart? They got a new one. You gotta switch. No, it don't play like the little three-legged monster. I got to have the three-legged controls. With the little weak-ass analog. I never fuck with the 64. It's too black and gray. I never fuck with the 64. I never fuck with the 64. I got to have the C2 controller. I can see the little fake shit on the C2 plate. Yeah, I think I'm crazy. I never fuck with the 64. I got to have the Mario Kart in. It's a level where I don't know how to jump over the wall on y'all ass. Nah, I ain't fucking with that. But the shit will you be behind the ball? Uh-huh. I can hit the ball. I'm always on the middle lap. Overlap y'all niggas in the minute. Easy. What? Mario Kart was stupid. What about 007? That was on 64? Oh yeah. That had up. I ain't never had that shit, but I played it a lot. 007? I ain't never had it. I played it with somebody. You said I played it with somebody. No. What? I don't even got my shit laid there. I don't even got my 64 laid it for. I'm in high school. They got PlayStation 2. They got PlayStation 2. I don't even got my shit laid. But I'm PlayStation 2. I know you said you won that 64. I got 64. I'm like, man, we are done with this shit. We got four sisters of bastards. I thought like she get in the boat a little. But I got 80 games. So I'm going to PlayStation 2. I'm like, thanks, Bob. I'm always one of these. For dirt bike, like in 4th grade, she got to meet in front of me like I was in the cell. I'm like, man, this. Oh, you want this shit? It was a beginner bike. Hey, Clay. You know my father. Nintendo used to always sneak Mario in a bunch of games. That nigga was a referee in Punch-Out. He was a referee in tennis, too. And he was the nigga on golf, too. This time that nigga knew that we knew that it was him in every game. If you notice every game they put that nigga trying to see if you notice. That nigga, we see you Mario. You know your bitch, your ass black. He was the referee in Punch-Out. That's what I'm talking about. Punch-Out used to be the shit. Me and my cousin spent hours on that shit. We're going down. I wasn't glitching. I'm not artificial intelligence. I'm just letting you know that I have the ability to do things like that. Check me out September 30th. Albany, Georgia. It's going down. Oh, October 8. What we going? We're going to North Little Rock. That's North Little Rock. We're going to be at the Simmons Bank Arena. October 8, 2023. Is that a bank or a credit union? It's a bank inside of it. It's an arena with a bank in it. And North Little Rock, yep. You know the craziest thing about North Little Rock? What's that? You thought you had it, but you don't. And you will on October the 8th. Oh, I know what I'm saying. Get your tip. We're going to be at the bank. North Little Rock got them looked. You know them look. You have to touch your mouth. They're having a fake check. See that bitch clean that. I don't even know what's going on over here. And I know what he was about to say. It's not what we want to say until October the 8th, because that's the day that we will be in North Little Rock office. You know what? Them girls in North Little Rock, they will suck it. Hey, wait a minute. Don't you do it. I mean do it, but wait till October the 8th to show whatever it was. Then we can shut your mouth. We'll talk about it. On October the 8th. Make sure you cash one of them fake checks and give me a thousand out of every check you cash. Don't do that. Get out of here. Get out of here. Okay, October the 8th, we'll be in North Little Rock. Don't bring no check. Bring cash. From a fake check. What's up, y'all. This is your girl, Lex P. And this is your girl, Drayna Cole. And y'all know we can't go unless we come to the Windy City. Super lit. Super turned up. So make sure you go to www.poorminds.com right now and get your tickets October 13th Friday. We'll see y'all Chicago. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Yeah. This show right here is blacker than rubber bands that go at the end when you get your head braided. The small one. Yeah. This is real black. Sunny digital, right? Man, you in the crypto market, your name digital. I fucked with it, man. That shit going down though right now. That shit fucked up. That shit going down. But this is what they want y'all to think. So they can buy into it and then they hike that shit back up and then they go make all the money off of it again. I fold the entities up. To a certain degree, I want to fit in. Me too. I got my piggy toe in. You creating them or you buying them? I already bought some. I didn't talk to them though. I was working on one though, but that shit cost money though. It cost a little more. It cost money to actually do that shit. It ain't that easy as it seems. I've been investing in socks. In socks? Not socks. How bad shit been? My fucks still been putting socks on over there. I got my socks from y'all. My fuck always told me necessity. It ain't that's a necessity. You gonna always make some money. They need you. It's a necessity. They got you. You know I treat everybody like a dope guy. I ain't in a dope game but I treat everybody like a dope guy. I'm like dude my fuck need this. You gotta treat it like you're the grocery stuff. Need it. Like you gotta look at that shit like you buying groceries. You talking about stock? What y'all talking about? He said he look at shit like the dope game. I was like no you gotta look at it like you buying groceries. You know for how many groceries you buying you gotta go back eventually. That too. You gonna eat the food? I didn't know a dope game taught me so much. I'm like it's just a it's just a plan. I'm like this was cool kid. It's honest. Don't you wish that black people can really be in a dope game? Think of how America works. Think about it. I'm putting a suit on. You come up with some drugs that cheer some shit. Only you know how to make this shit. Only you. Only your company know how to make this shit. You know enough people and you got enough clubs for these motherfuckers to go to Congress and make it illegal for anybody else to even fuck with this shit that you're using and you're the only one who make this shit and you can charge whatever the fuck you want to for it. That's just letting you know how the political side works. You feel me? That's the type of game. I want to play like the white people play America. You know how you do that though? You gain resources. We got them all. We can't walk your feet. We got to use this. You can't talk about it. Fact. First of all, you start getting somebody to lobby on your behalf but you got to figure out what you represent. And then as you go you just gain motherfuckers all over with your but you got to present to everybody what they want. Because everything they get passed is just shit included in that. You get what I'm saying? But if you read the day and time, if you understand how history works, they tricks will never work when God gave you favor. They already worked. It's just part of the ecosystem. Shit crazy right now, man. Look right now. It's fucked up as this is. It's high as gas is. Who would have thought all us motherfuckers this is a crew of people at home watching this shit could afford gas at this price? Especially at $9. If we was in 93, we would be millionaires. Fact. Look how much motherfuckers they don't want us to have shit. Right? They say the world is about to grow but they're not giving nobody no raise. Minimum wage ain't going up. So motherfuckers who haven't the $1,200 really did all this. They still think we pinching up the $1,200. You gotta talk about that tree and the two tree Wall Street got. They gave them good two trim before. What about the money? What about the money they sent to Ukraine? Oh they just... We ain't know Ukraine. Alright at this point of the game we just gotta admit that even if they said that they gave them that shit where did you hear that? Where would we know that from? Like they said the government gave them two tree. I didn't say they got to the Wall Street. Check this out though. That's the safe number. If they would publicly say too how much do you think they really gave them? All this shit is incorrect. That was the safe number. That's what I'm saying. You can't even be... You can't even be... So by the time you hit this shit they got the money and spent the shit and needs them all. We don't even know what the money went to for Ukraine I can tell you what we need. Okay this is my question. Who took it over there? Who took it over there? What do you say? What are they going to spend it at? They need this money for what? I don't know what they need it for. Who are they going to buy some shit from? Who do you think? You think we give them the money and be like go spend it where you want. Here. It's going here, here and here. You need this and this. And I want to see receipts. You trying to fight them right? You need a hat. I need this. I don't know what you smoke but I want that with you. So you going to get this from them? No captain. I fuck with that too. I don't even give a fuck no more. Fuck it. I'm a nigga. No cap. Whoever the president is whoever them people are they going to do with the they going to do with the fuck they going to do. Gas can be $70 a gallon. We ain't going to do shit but buy one gallon and go to the fucking outlet. Them people know that shit. You going to do what the fuck you can afford to do. They make shit higher than the fuck they wanted to make. If you can't afford it then you just won't fucking have none. They got much shit you can't afford right now. You think they give a fuck if you don't buy a rose? It's a waiting list. Nigga you can't just walk it and give me a rose. No nigga. This one belongs to somebody. They going to pick it up in three months when we get through letting you look at it. Mother fucker. And your money is no good here nigga. That's really the problem. Buy one from Rev Run. He's sick of the one he has. Get out of the store. We'd appreciate it if you didn't buy one. Have you seen the Tesla? Nice car. Guy like you. Ever hear white people say guy like you? That's the code. Oh man. When they try to get you to goddamn buy some shit they start off. Hey big fella come on man. What are you talking about man? They try to black it up too. Oh man. The hunnies are going to love you in this. This is culture. You don't even know what culture you talk about. What culture you talk about. This color? Your skin tone? It's going to go crazy bro. What the fuck? I spoke to Jay-Z about it. You ain't talking no damn Jay-Z. That shit really. I always stay woke. I think everything gets fucked up. No cap. But you know what motherfucker I do know? Get back in that book and get together as a people. Here you go. Because when were we ever together as a people? What you saying? When was we ever together as a people? No right now this is congregation. Right now we're together as a people. But I'm saying like as a people. Right now we're together. But what people? How many? Come on. We ain't talking about. You know how he is. We people we going to see. Come on. We need to talk to the people man. And no matter how many people you get. Whatever got there. We people that's the people that come together. And make shit better. I get it. I fuck with it. Did everybody disperse in how they do it? You just talk your talk. We already doing it nigga. Right now. We do it constantly. Everyday. Reconfigating right now. I wasn't being objective. I was just saying. Yo dude. Because after nigga he supposed to be arrived now. I wasn't being objective. Because even when they was doing the civil rights march. The niggas still went to work. Everybody didn't make it to the march. No cap. Don't think everybody was out there. See people feel the real life. It was some niggas looking out the window at work. Yeah they doing it. What you saying? More coffee sir? But see people. But see people feel the real life. I made a lot of tips with them. Civil rights folks coming through here. See like all the white folks around here got hungry. See all them niggas walk through here so fast and brisk. And them nice clothes. Guess it just make the white men hungry to see black people just tonight. I made a lot of tips. Last time Martin Luther King came. They got to come in here and drove. Two weeks before. How much you made? We sold a lot of barbecue that weekend. Boy we went through some barbecue that weekend dude. It was hungry after all that marching. He said my boy we went through some barbecue that weekend dude. We had to make a two thing sauce down there. We went through some barbecue. You know what I mean? That boy learns to do real bro. They can eat pork then. All the sandwiches, all the ribs just everything. They got everything. These dudes. When people really understand that we was in captivity in Egypt first then we understand once we get our stuff together we'll be good. Oh. Maybe we'll be going too far back. If you look at your family tree now you got some cousins right now that's kind of related to you but they don't reflect the family. I'll let you know they come for something else. They right there. They grew up at your grandma house with you. They part of the family ethnicity wise. I don't know. They can get the fuck off. I just feel like my whole I feel like the way you feel like I just feel my connection to my insta I just feel like we was always the niggas like right here like look at that shit. I feel like all my insta is to say that throughout every point in history like my great-great-granddad that had a little piece of land he didn't really grow shit potatoes or some shit and then when all the shit was happening he was looking over there and was like did you see that shit? and just went back to his little shit. I don't know. I feel like my insta was fucking. Of course they were. No fucking. That's how you got it. My daddy said itty bitty. They bitty too but they itty bitty. When I started doing my family history niggas, my grandma had nine children and her sister had nine children. Nine children. Fuck the part about being black. Once you go back two, three grandparents you ain't got no more pictures. It's just a bunch of paperwork. Not no camera. White people got their ancestors when they was cavemen. And this is right before we go off. My great-grandfather invented the wheel. Hey you heard that nigga. My great-grandfather went first. Good rich. He invented the wheel. You ever heard of the right brothers? White people got pictures of their great-great-great-granddad 17 centuries ago. Niggas wasn't got them count with his hands in his coat like this. I'm the great descendant of 17 count of Duchess. Yeah. Vampirius El Imperius Delgato. White people be related to everybody except black people. Have you noticed that? They related to every goddamn thing except some black folks. They skip over. They skip over. Every time they hear the word white people they always want to explain. I'm that white pal. I'm Irish. These are all white people. They go to extremes too though. But you know what they know? They know exactly where they come from. Maybe it's best we don't. I don't think they do. Because what if you did and then you fucked around and found out for real? And white people just like, Okay! You want to know where you're really from and they open that shit up, they open the cabinet and they hang you a paper and these motherfuckers like DC's young fliticus. Your people from the galaxy 3,000 gajillion miles away from me. You wanted to know so fucking bad we're in a fucking Egypt. You guys are from outer space. I wouldn't even believe them though. I wouldn't go to them to ask them who the fuck I am. Who you think? Who else you think? Who else you think? They gon' feed me another life. You are Hispanic. I'm not supposed to do this. I'm sorry. That's the fucked up thing about America. That's why they give you these numbers and the shit. They know exactly where the fuck you came from. Shit. That's a barcode. Exactly. So you think they don't know who? Where they niggas is that? Where they niggas is that? They know exactly where they niggas is that. Oh, you want to know, huh? Your great-grandfather he played baseball. Great catcher. They know already. But the crazy part about it, like you said is you know where we came from and we don't know where we're going. No, we wouldn't. Because after a certain point, bro after a certain point we just gon' make a fucking circle. We try to get everybody. What are we trying to go, black people? Where y'all want to go? To the problem land. We gotta make it. These white people that made a movie they shootin' shit in there for some TV screens and a white wall. That bitch back. I'm tellin' you, not a bitch back for the fuck down. Play with people if you want to. You said read the book. Let's read it. Where are we going? Let's talk. That's how I speak. Nah, I'm just speaking out loud. That black witch book. Witch Chopper. Let's talk about it. You gotta have the heart of jokes. No matter where you put it. As long as you know you got the favorite guy you know you gon' be straight. Throw him in there with the lines there. Get away. They ain't gon' do nothin'. Witch Chopper. We gon' come out. Can't be a doubter. Like Mosin. We fucked Mosin, but Mosin kept down. He still did what he was supposed to. That's how he made it through the whole Bible. I know, but he doubted. I don't know. Mosin's coming to the next chapter. Let me show you. Keep showing him. Keep showing him. He gave you the sign. He told him why it happened. He looked at his brothers and said, you know what, I was supposed to come out here. Knowing y'all sold me. Knowing y'all sold me and I told y'all it was reasonable for me to come out here. I just looked at the niggas who just sold me and told them, hey man, I ain't even trippin'. It was reasonable for me coming out here, man. Y'all are my brothers. Life is good now. You thought I was fucked up. Be good. That's how you gotta walk. You gotta read the story. Nah, I don't know why they convinced niggas that you gotta go through some terrible shit for some good shit to happen. That's bullshit. Nah, that was just his life. Most of this shit is just, oh, you better be good or some shit ain't gonna happen. You gotta say pray it up. Or what? Just say pray it up, you'll be a lost soul. You'll be a lost soul. You'll be a lost soul. Especially days that's coming out like now. Look at the shit now. Y'all get over here and watch out. They still pay $2 a gallon. These niggas don't matter. They been skipping on their prayer. Charge them sand on them. It's about peace. Peace is what you make it. If you walk them on different souls. Peace is a mindset. You can be peaceful in your mind. If you walk them on different souls and different energies that you encounter, you gotta be able to know how to maneuver. That shit is real if you believe it is. But that's what I'm saying. Anything is if you believe it. That's the way this shit works. Nah, not quite. Because if you're a non-believer, you'll see. You don't want to be the one that has to see those laws. I'm not saying me. I'm just saying whatever the fuck it is. But this is what I'm saying. Whatever you believe is real. But watch this though. Just because it's going good. Don't mean you ain't prepared for seven years of great bondage and then have seven years of straight family. But who's going to tell you that the family's gone? You could have seven hundred years of prosperity and then what it could go either way. What'd you say? That's the whole point that I'm making. Is that you can't live your life under the threat of what if. Who says you're living up under the threat of what if? That's what I'm saying. You don't have to do good shit just to be like I did this so this bad shit doesn't apply to me. But you ain't understand the story. That's what I'm saying. You don't understand the story. Joseph didn't go through no good shit. He was being treated as if he wasn't even doing good shit. But good shit still kept happening to him even though he was going through something. That's what I'm trying to get people to understand. Realize the greatness that's happening in your life even when you're going through some trouble. Loose? I'm over in the prison. We're saying the exact same thing with different words. Yes. That was up. You telling the story under the premise of this happened, right? But because he believed in this this didn't happen. But what I'm saying is don't live in fear of penalty based on something that may or may not be real. Because what I'm saying is whether you believe it the way that you say what happened to you or somebody just believes that just because that's what they believe either way it's real if you believe it. To a certain extent. All I'm saying is because somebody can believe that something is not real and just because they think it's it's not real. Don't make them real. That's what type of world we live in today. You can't decide what somebody else is real that's going to be. No, we already got doctors. That's what's wrong with people. You just can't live how you want to live. We already got spiritual doctors that we supposed to live by. You got motherfuckers that's making laws that's going against everything that we supposed to be living by. That we supposed to say that since you believe it and think it right. So when you know that these people are not walking with you you know who they are. Great discernment. So we're not walking the same and I got to know who you are but when you speak you're going to tell me. What? Just because you believe don't mean you may be right. Moses was a doubter he believed that he couldn't do it but God told him something else. So sometimes the things that you believe and even the right thing is to believe. That's believable. That's actually believable. That's all I'm saying. Amen, don't let the words interfere with the message. Read that Torah, man. Joseph was a good man. Amen. That's how ever you get to your belief system it doesn't matter if it's through paper or experiences whatever you believe is your set of beliefs. Even debate doesn't change what people believe. This is about how to get to a common ground. But there are unlimited ways that that could be though. Right. Because people's experiences on this journey of life shapes what they believe. Right. So some people have believed the one religion for half their life. Then switch and believe this new religion just as hard as they believe the old one. So that doesn't mean that they were right a room either time. It's just the path that they took to get to where they wanted to go. I just feel like we're living in a world now that I feel like the freedom everybody has the freedom to do what you want to do in your household. But if you walk holy and spiritually it's still a certain way you're supposed to walk as well. You see what I'm saying? But you said discernment. Everybody got that choice. You can't pick and choose what's okay if you're going to live like that you have to do it all the way in. Well I mean not even just that but if God live inside you he want the same thing that God wants for everybody. So you have the same choices to make. A lot of times it ain't about the shit you do. Sometimes it's about the shit you don't do. You know what I'm saying? So like you said discernment to know which path a lot of people give in the same options. Sometimes you got to thank God and you got to thank the God and you. I was just talking about this with David Bennett. It's real. People could've made the same choice you made. Somebody else could've fucked with them God damn fruity loops. They didn't. Somebody could've got them got on them motherfucking make them videos. Somebody could've got them hit them stack. They didn't. And they won't tell you what they would've did. When they, when you were at this position if I was you I would've, you wouldn't have did it. You ain't did it. Cause you ain't me. If you would've fucked it up. If you was me I wouldn't be shit. Right. The shit you would've had to do to get to where I am it wouldn't have worked. If you would've had to do exactly what I did it wouldn't have worked for you. Cause you got to do your own thing. Your job is for you. It's been here for you. I go back to the book again. I tell you back Moses with a doubt he said I can't talk. He said how I'ma tell the people. God said whatever I got you whatever I tell you tell the people. He said look I can't talk. I said any man here. See your brother. Your brother know how to talk. But don't get what. I'm still telling you and you tell it to your brother. So what that said Moses. You still get the message first hand, buddy. You're not, your brother's not going to get the message first handed. He's going to tell you. You're going to tell your brother. Now, y'all go handle y'all business. You know what I'm saying. You got to understand what the word is saying. That's why I'm trying to tell people. When I do this I understand that it's bigger. Cause my people know I'm an introvert. I don't even like talking to people. But I don't get all that for real for real. That's why when people walk up on me I'll be embracing whatever I'm about to that's approaching me cause I don't know who you are. I done been stabbed up four times. Cause I don't know who you are. You got to tell me you're a fan first. Like I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. I don't have a purpose for my people. Tell them what I'm learning. Tell them what I know. Tell them who it's coming from. Tell them it ain't you. It's all from the most high. How do I keep going? The most high. How do I keep saying the most high? Everybody around you got the most high in them. It ain't me. I don't care how good I make this shit look or whatever. It ain't me. It's the most high. So you got to tap in and he going to let you know what's going on. That's the journey. And I'm still crazy at food cause I ain't perfect now. I still roast your ass. But you know, come from the most high. No cap. Chatter for them. But that as a people we don't do together. We don't help each other intellect what it is. Spiritually. Mentally. We can be gangsta and be hard at each other all day, every day. But if we don't give some a peace of mind to our friends, our individuals, everybody and every one of us is kings. And when we go home, we still got to congregate amongst our own people. When you put a nigga down on some shit or put somebody down you know what I'm saying. Information and stuff. Cause they just don't want people to get ahead. I don't do that. I don't understand either though. But you know like I don't lose none telling somebody some information that's going to progress the next generation. Some people they like to hold the information because they feel like that's all they got though. And they didn't get it. They didn't know that shit. They learned it from somewhere. Motherfucker learned the shit and that's the best teacher. Some shit you can't be told you just got to go do. You got to experience it for yourself. Ain't no shortcuts for nothing. And the bull shit actually though it's a reason motherfuckers be successful from like certain areas. You be like oh there's one little... Damn all these motherfuckers from here all these niggas from this neighborhood all these niggas from this part just that fucked up circumstance more creative. Like you said y'all ran out of beats. We got to make our own. If you would have had all the beats y'all probably just would have freestyled over shit forever too. So yeah man like motherfuckers putting that pressure and getting creative. Having to be resourceful. Having to figure out another way to do shit. I mean I think that's the spirit of this whole goddamn show. We ain't them tired though. We need to have a discourse so you can understand people's mental. Talk. We can talk about the same shit every day. That shit so easy. But that's what the pandemic was supposed to show everybody. Is that time is of the fucking essence. And we literally they told us don't go outside for a whole fucking year. If that don't inspire you I'll let you know that. Hey man at any given moment they can be like hey man come outside and we feeling the goddamn everybody got to go. It's over with. We through with Earth. Ain't no more Earth. It's over with. Yeah everybody bring everybody outside. Don't make us come in there because if we come in there we're gonna do you bad. Come on it's over with. Ain't no Earth. Cut TVs off. So what do we gotta do? So what do they do? We want everybody to come on outside. Please wear something comfortable and bring some towels. Please. Now where you going? Well it's not where we going. It's where we all know. If you're not on the list I hate to tell you this. It's over with. I think they might leave. Think that was a test right there just to see how many motherfuckers was going to listen. Everybody they caught outside you remember they were doing that shit what you think they did with them names? So when we do this shit we know we got to go ahead and call them for a fucking perk. They ain't going to listen. They hard at it. Everybody else should be what the fuck we told them to be at. But if you see these motherfuckers outside again this is real. This is not as real. They had with each other they was taping people up in the door. You don't see what the fuck going on. They slowly taping away shit just to see what's going to make the people mad. This shit been started. That's why all that new food came out at the end. They got to make everybody come outside first. They dropped them papaya chicken sandwiches. They were outside waiting the last 6-7 hours going to the gas station coming back. Okay first of all if you ever lived in the projects and they come and spray the house for the roads they going to take we going to put some shit out first then we going to come back and put the shit out. That's going to you know unalive them and shit. You know what I'm saying they put the chicken sandwich out all that old goof ass shit niggas was outside heaven. Now look at them chicken wings shorties like a motherfucker. So they tell you what was in them goddamn sandwiches. They done made a, no it's the chicken wings shorties right now. What we were just eating that was made out of chicken that everybody wanted some. This shit simple. We ate all that fucking wings and the chicken meat. Well how the fuck the wings low but the rest of the meat the thighs and shit. We good on everything. We out of the wings. He ain't number thighs. We also out of the thighs. I don't understand that. I don't understand. America owe somebody a bunch of chicken wings and the ones that are growing right now already belong to somebody. They ain't number thighs. They got them wings on back order. We short. They didn't say they was out. They were just saying we short. I mean we got some chicken but we got them. They mostly pieces that ain't drums or flats. They don't try to cut this out of your hair. I don't understand. Jamaica restaurant that took all the thighs. Nah but you don't see how they just taking shit away to see what's going to piss people off. First they were orange, high C. They took that off first. He ain't tripped like that. They ain't tripped like that. They were mad but then they were out. They been stop drinking that. That shit be water any time. Every day. They ain't no ice in it. High C. No ice. We done ran out of everything. Everything that you didn't like and ran out at least once. In the black community look. He ain't shit been ran out in the Walgreens in the white community. Is everything in the black community no chicken? Okay check this out. No baby formula. Is it me or is Walgreens like dusty as hell now? Is it just me? Tell the truth. Walgreens. C.B.S. Dusty as hell now. C.B.S. Walgreens give up Islam. But that's the same goddamn store. They going to make that shit the same color and act like it ain't got the same shit in there. C.B.S. We have a shit open. The order be used. Toys hanging all off the goddamn flip flops over there by the lasso. C.B.S. I see some shit you didn't even know. C.B.S. When they get re-boxing this mother fucker. I can't fuck C.B.S. Ryday C.B.S. then Walgreens. You said Ryday and C.B.S. then Walgreens last? As far as the best. Let me ask you all this since we all know him. At what age do you have to start buying your shoes from the drug store? No. You never have to do that. You never have to do that. Is it what point in your bank account? These shoes they put on you in the casket. You might as well go ahead and leave, OG. Once I put these on, they'll tell you what I tell them about. I'll tell you how I got that done. I'll tell you about leaving Walgreens on. Yeah, about two more days. Them shoes situation on me. I'm gonna tell you. I need your shoes. Being a little fucking too long to start making you want that old people shit that you don't really need. Walgreens. This is a dead island. You didn't know almost bought one of them shower seats. With the wristbands. With that deaf eyes. All the old people being there. Give me one of those wristbands. I'm like, yeah. You ain't never wanted one of them shower seats. That's when you need to get the fuck on. That shit looks safe as hell. They got all that protein shape, but they got the old proteins. They say for ages 56 and up. You be like, yeah. Let me get the fuck on. They got a half an hour. They don't need to be a whole hour. It's a little half an hour. I love Walgreens though. You bush. I go in there probably like at least two times a week. I be tripping. I be going to see people like some of the old folks in there all the time. Hey Mr. Wilson, hey, hey, hey. You in here again? How you doing? I see you on that on that 95 South. I'm like, yeah. What? Out of the correct number. 35, 35, 35. I like both of them. I like everything. The toy aisle don't got worse though. I think I'm like, my dad used to go in there. I used to go in the toy aisle at CVS all the time. Get the cat going and shit. Which one of them business got the ice cream that be on sale all the time? Who? One of them in pharmacy stores got the ice cream. Probably Eckert's. No. Where's the Walgreens at CVS? That makes it Eckert's. Eckert used to be lit. He was like, yeah. They got a vlog in the back. This shit crazy. You singing Eckert's. I wonder how old you got to be for them copper bracelets to work on you. Now, every eight. You remember the commercial where the lady was like, this before I put the bracelet on. You reached my knees. This with the bracelet on. You see that? But you looked at you from through the legs. Hey, bro, she's lying, bro. Bro, you know they chained, bro. I miss when they used to have the blood pressure machine. So you talking about all this old shit. My arm's so small. Look, it'll be all the way on and I can still take my arm right there, bro. My arm's gonna be tight. Yep, I can still take it out. See, all these old people shit just remind you don't want to get old by your goddamn self. Somebody gonna have to ride down there and pick your pills up. I can still take my blood pressure from my arm. My dad used to hate me on that machine. Get off that goddamn machine. I'm like, one more time. I need a drag and react. I just want to play with the machine. The crazy part is we don't even know what that shit meant. What, that blood pressure? My first thought that shit was all for any games. That shit was really telling people they could die. My mom was like, you need to get your ass up. It's not the past. That shit's it. Call 911. Call 911. Ain't the machine apologizing to shit? We ain't mean to squeeze you out. We ain't know your shit. We ain't know your shit. I'm like, hold on. Let's take it, Bobby. I'm like, stop it. I'm like, man. Y'all is so stupid, bro. Need to hold the machine and get quiet for about 30 seconds. But wait, let me squeeze you out with me. You done died at the machine. I'm about to let it go. Oh, my God. Blood pressure machine ain't shit to play with. That motherfucker's been delivering bad shit to yourself. I'm gonna squeeze the shit out of you. That's why the pharmacist wasn't playing about that machine. Hey, hey, young man. It's not a toy. Get off that. The machine saves lives. It sure is. I used to be older while old people were waiting on me. You want to say, hold on. Let me do it one more time. I'm gonna really be about to pass out. What's with your ass up? I need to check my blood pressure. Yeah, bro. My little ass in there on the machine. Get your ass up. That shit ain't gonna be fun, bro. What about your brother, still ain't that cute boy? I don't know why this shit just made me think about being a kid, though. You ever have, like... Who was children for real? You ever be out, like, at some Walmart or some shit like that? Like, you just wandering around the store and then just a random ass adult lying on you. Like, you just... When you get back, like, to the register with your mom and, like, they walk up and say some shit like, hey, this your son? Yeah, they call my wife a bitch back then. This your son, right? Yeah, well, you need to tell the world talk to ladies like that. Why you call that lady a bitch? I ain't know what the fuck. I guess y'all just triggered me. You call that lady a bitch. Fuck off, man. You not a bitch? What you say? Nah, I'm not a bitch. Well, you ain't trying to walk out. We try to act like a mama couple. Yes. Come in, mom. Nah, some random shit like that. You said something. You ain't trying to call that a bitch, but you son a bitch. You call it a little bitch. You said a bitch about something. He said bitch. I ain't say bitch. He looked at it big. You son of a bitch. That shit made me think about some shit like that. That did happen at the store one time. But it wasn't me for real. That time I said, bitch, I ain't run. You said? Oh, I was, I used to love to get in trouble. You guys, anybody in my family, I ain't even never ran. You never ran for trouble? Hell no. What's the trouble in his eyes? Man, what? What's the ass what we got to do with it? It gotta be said. It gotta be said. Soap. That'd be the hardest shit a little kid can say. Soap. I'm not gonna teach you that. I'm gonna beat the shit out of your act right now. Soap. I really got to kill this little man. Follow that up with two on cares. Over with. Really? Oh, yeah. I used to say that shit, but then I didn't care. I'm gonna, jeez, to tell my ass. I ain't care cause they were, see, she was old, so they went long. So she like, whoop me and then forget. To get tired. I done told your ass. What I told you? Some damn sick of this shit. I'm like, dang, that beat was, that was good. She wasn't lit. Yeah, I take the hose. Nah. I take a good lap. Nah, I ain't get my ass whooped. Now I'm about to get one lap. I ain't get no ass whooped. I get a lap, though. She ain't got one lap. That's it. What's wrong with my brother ass with a dish towel? Oh, man. I don't know how the fuck she did that, but she did. It was a little bit wet. I already know he was falling all up, too. That bitch was like, wow. That shit break the sound barrier, boy. That was the first call. So wow. I mean, my partner got wood with a stitch. Cause we thought that one true until I actually seen the bruise. That ain't came outside. That ain't. But at that time, you know, we was fighting. So we were like, well, you got drunk. He like, um, man. And then he sat on the curb. He like, y'all didn't believe it. It happened to me. We were like, what? My mama wore me with a stitch of cord. We were like, man, shut your ass up, man. I don't know, man. What the fuck? She ain't taking no stitch of cord. He like, you want to see the bruise? We were like, yeah. Man, that nigga lift his shirt up. That nigga had three whips. Now I know belt whips. Whips. And we were like, yo. Your mama hit you with this stitch of cord. Nigga put his shirt down. He was like, yeah. Nigga, we were like, what you do? He said, I cursed at him. He was like, what you saying? You don't hit me no fucking more. I said, what you saying? He said, I ain't saying another fucking thing. I'm like, I bet you did, nigga. The fuck? Your mama crazy, nigga. She whooped your ass. Shit, my back hurt. That was headland whipping. That fucking sex is terrible. She ain't never been in trouble again. That sounds terrible. But see, people in the family realize I prayed this shit to us so we wouldn't never do it again. We're like, we did it. They really want us to do it again. They like, don't do that no more, please. They don't want to have to do this shit again. And then you just do it again like a stoop. Get your ass beat all over again. Like you just ain't getting beat. That's why I'm glad my mama hit me with one whip. My mama used to be petted though. It wasn't even the ass woman. It was the after ass woman. She would do petted shit like, oh, and I told them you was going to be the usher for the women's day program. You going to be the usher for the women's day program. That should be fun though. But there's the killer. She ain't even going. You ain't nobody else's. You don't know what to do. They just tell you to do everything. Bro, this is the crazy part. They don't tell you that shit lasts four hours. They want you to stand there at the door for four hours. Put your gloves on. For four hours. What they doing for four hours? Oh no. He had a perfect glove. A little too big. Let me go find you some gloves. We really appreciate you, usher in the women's day program. So me and the ladies put some together, so we want the pay. I think me instead of more than women, just because I think that as long as somebody can give them the basic fundamentals that are on their list. She cooked, she cleaned. That would smell like onion rings. She can even smell like onion rings sometimes. As long as she submissive. Oh, N***a going to look past that. Oh, she listened to me. She do what I say. She do what I say. She got, hey, I don't give a fuck. Bitch, Stain. Got a little skitties in the drawer. She got a little stank on her. We're the same broth for three weeks, but she submissive bitch. Yeah, that's all that matters. Buddy, N***a's here. But I'm... Y'all n***a talking about me too? Are you some fake-ass n***a? I thought y'all just coming to me. No, I don't think you're dressed like no scarecrow. I love your little t-shirt, N***a. N***a with a cartoon by the Lewis. Fuck y'all. You don't make no no culture. Wash in the water. Oh, wait, this is the commercial. November 11th. Underground. Underground. N***a, that's why I had this on. Could you go on underground? Yes, N***a. Okay. Harriet Tubman, grandson, Harriet Tubman. And I tried to show Charlotte we covered with that drip. Oh, is that what that is on there? That's the map to freedom? N***a, yes. I will be selling these for merch. I will be selling these for merch. We gonna meet up down here. They gonna be on the seventh table. If you look right here, we're gonna meet up down here. Your show will start at 7 p.m. This is Karen. And if you're lucky, you can make your way to the meet and greet. Okay. Come on, make sure you come to meet and greet. Meet and greet, yes, sir. November 11th, Charlotte, right? Family business, man. Family business, 12. Clean English. Money bag muffler. Nail green, man. What for? Devil, devil, devil.85 South. Dot com. Dot com, come on, man. Come on, man. Oh, man. It's a family affair. Bring your whole family. Who we know in Charlotte? Oh, the baby might pop up. A lot of people. Jordan might come out. I ain't say which one. I'm gonna say it. The one with the one. You didn't say which Jordan? Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Oh, his son. Oh, that's true. I thought you were talking about Big G and Michael Jordan. Now, the nigga will hella fly back to Bobby. Who's that ass? He will hella fly back to Bobby. Big G, Michael Jordan. But he's gonna win the bell bottle, man. How do you think he respond if you call them when you see them? Big G, Michael Jordan. Big G, Jordan. Nigga, don't draw a signature. Nigga, don't draw a signature. Nigga, don't draw a signature. Nigga, don't draw a big G. Big G, Michael Jordan. Nigga, don't draw a big G. Big G, Michael Jordan, will hella fly back to Bobby. He won 20 years old, right? So for me, with that kinda money, still living in the project, we had to figure it out. What's happening Phoenix? I'm not speaking for every man in the- If I make it to be making 200 million, Nigga, I can make $200,000. I feel like I supposed to fuck any bitch I want. So if Zion, if you want to do that, live your life. What's up, y'all? It's your girl, Lex P. And it's your girl, Dre and McCall. And you are tuned in to another episode. Show these little tricks. Now, they by how I done took y'all everywhere. Now, come on over. All them vines and shit. Mold days and shit. What we put in these bags? What we got right here? This granddaddy, man. Come on. This is what I got for my 40th. I ain't do nothing to it. Usually, I put 40s on everything I got. I ain't do nothing to this, but put some music in there. You know what I'm saying? Did you do the do on it? You did the booty cat. Did you do the do? Ooh, you was hitting on that joint? Yeah, 100%. Give him a booty, eight, all that. A guy, damn, OK? That's living a life. When you stand on a blow-up mattress and you can get a girl lick your ass, eat your ass, you're a man. You're cold-blooded. Hey. No, but shit. Nigga be broke in them bitch, man. Think about it. You ever been so broke, you just feel like you about to pass away sometimes soon? You be like, I know God ain't got me out here living like this now. Barry and native, you understand me? You got this monkey off your back, you understand me? If you ain't never broke a female off no chicken. Now, it's nothing that men should glorify and be proud of, but you know, it's just culture. They paid you? The ugliest $20,000 I ever did. I gave you a dog. I'm good with church. Now I'm talking about maybe like one, five, four, one. That's a good for a church. They gave you a dog. Three and a half, two and a quarter. You walk out there and pocket your head in him. And like, you don't even want to count it, but it's like, why is this a random amount of pennies in there, like three pennies? And they gave you 90 cents with three pennies. I mean, I'm much better than that. Make sure you pay him the correct change. Put them three pennies in that bag. And that saggy ass church envelope, it's saggy. It's saggy, it's at the collar, it's a vanilla, it's a vanilla, how y'all would? I would like vanilla. I used to be tripping, bruh. I used to go around licking the envelopes. That's what's wrong with you. It's been a heck of a bitch, that's it. That's what's wrong with you. It's that goddamn glue. I didn't see the people, they saw that, they was trying to open it up, I was like, hee hee. Y'all already licked her, I already licked her. Since you brought it up, let me ask y'all this, why grape juice don't never taste the way it tasted in church? Because that ain't grape juice. That ain't real grape juice. What is it? That's church juice. It's well-chused juice. I'm saying, so if you bought the same juice and drunk it at the house, it ain't gonna taste the same. People don't understand, well-chused juice is because it's coming out of the refrigerator. That coming out from being put up. What? The well-chused juice? Yours is in the refrigerator at home. This shit is already pre-made, put up. So all they do is unravel the plastic off of it. Oh, so you send the church by some and then put a little sauce on it? They make it. They say they make it. What you mean? They pre-make all the juices. Oh, they get the constant, and they make it, they sell? No, they take the well-chused juice pour it in the plastic cup, then put plastic over the container and put it up. So you saying it's only good because they then prepped it? No, it ain't good because it's old. They trying to turn this juice into wine, and they try to get it at a quiet taste. That's why you stubborn. I guess it's just the best. The well-chused juice. Yeah, the well-chused juice. Biting that. You didn't know it took a shot, man. Yeah, let's try a little brown residue. Hey, Jesus did a thing on this one, man. No, that brown residue, that's shit. Oh, bruh. I used to take all the bread. I just take my hand in the thing, take all the bread. The deegies be like, don't do that. Think it in my daddy's shirt. Fuck wrong with you. Have a handful of bread, like this hot glass of heat. But everybody eat one bread, don't you? Like seven of them. Take bread, eat with God. Uh-uh. What's up? I'm getting my wife's up, ladies. What's up, ladies? I swear with me. Hey, man, what if you went over to somebody's house and they offered you some snacks when they had that? Community bread. You got to put a little community bread. It might be cheese with, you got a little cream cheese. It ain't too much, OK? It ain't poor that yeast in it like. Unleavened bread. Unleavened bread. Yeah. I bet they sell community bread on Amazon. Of course. Mm-hmm. They see. They don't tell you what that is. Next time we in the truck, we got to help us with some community bread. Oh, wait for it. That shit is a frozen shit. We should have community bread and grape juice as snacks. And do community. No, we should just have it as a regular snack. Mm-mm. No, not just as a snack. That ain't no snack. You be like, well, you ain't feeling good every week, man. Take some community bread. Take these. It's a spiritual snack. It's not for snacking though. Ain't that crazy how they work? Because it's Jesus. He could have did anything. That's right. What if he would have looked back and was like, make sure everybody get a sandwich? He said, make sure everybody get a what? A sandwich. A sandwich. He did. Now, what if he wanted us to just have more than a piece of bread? He know times it's hard. He's like, make it a sandwich. Right. But what he was just telling them, he was just like, get them a set meal so we don't nobody be thinking like, just get Irish to knowing that it's plentiful. If you know that it's plentiful, then you know everybody don't eat. You think the church ever ran out of community breakfast? Yeah, we did. Because you took it all? Nah, they just gave us juice. They just gave us juice. They were like, we ain't got no bread. They gave us no juice. So we closed out there for two days. It seemed like you had the body of Christ. You got another juice that is bread. You just give two bloods. You give two bloods. One of your blood counts as the body and one of your body counts as the bloods. But y'all ain't stupid, bro. The bread. Sonny had me. Let it show, bro. I'm bold. Sonny is hot. He been just sitting there like these niggas crazy. He actually came from the TV and just came and sat here real like... He teleported from his house. Man, you a hard level kid. It's just nigga out the studio, man. He be in there. The code is producer, man. No cap. Let them four know where they can find you at. That's it. That's it. Sonny did it with me. But like I said, I'm in the studio all the time. You going to the studio? Yeah. I'm going back there when I leave for here. Word. Don't let it be your last time. This is the studio. We're gonna have to get down. We're gonna have to... You mind? Nah, my shit won't brown. You gonna stow my blood? You have to think that you're... Nah, I thought it was... My shit won't brown. Yeah, nah. It's my shit right here. Okay, coming again. Coming off. Unravelling. Unravelling. She moved the unraveling. We out here with it. I thought of that. Baby, cause I'm a thud. Baby, cause I'm a thud. That's right, you. Unravelling. Unravelling. I'm thud. That's right, you. Take it out. Need to fill my pack of tea, my gold tea. I'm a baby, I'm a baby, I'm a baby, I'm a baby. He was on that panel, I did in Miami. He gonna come fuck with us, he said. Oh man, Trick got to come fuck with us. No, Trick got a new show called I Got My Pots. Y'all check that out. Trick Daddy, where he cooking this shit. I'm talking big shit. There's a lot of black fathers that know how to cook, man. They need to be acknowledged out there, man. Cause I can't cook. And I ain't gonna lie, it's fascinating when I see more of a fucking cook. I'm like, but I'm gonna feed myself. You don't know how to cook. I can't, if that's that, I can't. Man, listen to me. What is it that you missing? Man, I don't know, I ain't got the patience to just look over the stove like that. A lot of shit that you ain't taking long time, don't take that long. It ain't even be that though, my boy. It ain't even be that. It ain't even be that. Once I drop something in the stove, my mind gone. I come back, I'm like, I burnt the beans. Nah, like 15 minutes for a good ass steak. That's too long for me, my boy. My mind been gone. 15. I'm on the comfort score. Start it on the stove, end it in the oven. I can't do it. Put that shit in the restaurant. Now when I got cheers in the round, I can't. Put that shit in the restaurant. Put that shit in the restaurant. I'm just sad to say that. That ain't my expertise. Oh, okay. I'd rather a woman get in there and cook her ass off. So I can watch her. Oh. That's sexy. I like seeing the female get in there cooking. Barely nothing on. Maybe feel like a king. It'd take a while to build a trust up. No, anybody. The girl get your ass in there and cook. Yeah, but you gotta make sure it's not your mom. Everybody don't make that shit like you make your shit. It don't even matter. The thought that you did. No, you can't cook. And you got your ass in there. And the ensemble look like you can cook. It's what's gonna make this meal taste like something. You don't even know it don't. Until she come in there and ask you for some shit. You know, don't go in there. You ain't got no ketchup. Oh my God. Oh my God. The fuck you need some ketchup? That's how I do my ass. No. I had or saw or butter or cheese, but I made macaroni and cheese. You know what? Fuck. You did not. You didn't make nothing, ma'am. You made noodles. Okay? Like, it don't matter how much she, she aesthetically pleasing with that shit. When it comes to the flavor, like, you appreciate the effort. I appreciate what you've done. Right. Or what you did. But this shit ain't shit. Y'all, y'all ain't never ate a meal. And I give a good. Yes. Just to get some pussy. Well, I'm not gonna keep doing it. I'm not gonna keep doing it. I'm not gonna keep doing it. I ain't some shit that you know I don't eat. What's in this? This is me. I need sleep. The worst shit I ever ate to get some pussy. This is me. Some sun-dried tomatoes with some shit in the house. Sun-dried tomatoes? Sun-dried tomatoes. You should say bad, but they're not a part of nothing. No. Like, that's just a part of a bigger dish. They should not be the focus, ma'am. I made these. I think it has a quiet taste. I think my mother used to make it. Liga, I always bring it. Come on, baby. I think my mother used to make it like this. Man, that was just... I don't know what the fuck happened. It was, man. Tomato salad and some dumbass shit like that. Tomatoes and cucumbers and a bunch of good things. And then... I swallowed. Man, you can't swallow this shit. I swallowed twice. It won't go nowhere. I swallowed again. You're going to get fucked up eating everybody's shit. I'm about to get that water out of the dog bowl in a minute. You're going to let anybody in there cook that shit, huh? Okay, but I mean, I done did a lot. I can say in my younger days, I done did a lot. Well, now I know exactly what I want. You got to at least have some type of cook. Just cook something. I'm going to add some little spice to it, but just make it. Just get it ready for me. It's like starting a car. I know I need oil. I can get to AutoZone. If you can crack this motherfucker up... Right. I'm going to swallow everything. I'm going to get it. Even if I break down, this ain't going to call you, because you did what you were supposed to do. I appreciate you. You can get it back starting. I can get it back starting. I just need to get to AutoZone. What would you fuck with a shit? She couldn't cook nothing. All she could make is birthday cake. She got to be a good time every time we go out to eat. Take a bitch. If you looking at me, looking at you eating. This is it. This is it for me. No, but she make... She make cake like three times a week. So what? I'm not going to eat all these cakes. I can't eat all these goddamn cake. Who the fuck you making cakes for, bitch? What you eating, you feeding cakes? Too much yeast. I told you I can't have yeast, bitch. This is it for me, man. You didn't brought yeast to me. Man, we got to wrap this shit up. We're talking just about astronomical boys. You got to get up by now. You got to leave. You need to leave. You keep feeding me cake. You keep feeding me cake, bitch. Oh, yeast. Much love to all the ladies that can make something. Like you said, something. Whatever your something is. I don't give a fuck if it's some weird ass shit that only you like. It ain't hard. You don't think so? Alright, man. This has been another spectacular, magnificent, astronomical, entertaining, hysterical, informative. Informative. Challenger. Introspective. Cutting edge. Journalism. Perpetual. Always. All wrapped into one. Very rambunctious. Spontaneous, even. But also very creative. Mm-hmm. From a viewer's perspective. Not to be overlooked. Mm-hmm. On the top ten bestseller list. Mm-hmm. When this shit come out right here. Mm-hmm. We're taking over the streets. No cap. Like when Altima's was the shit. Altima, I need some Altima. Just know every time you see an Altima, that's the A5 self-show. You stupid. That's how we in these streets. We in these streets like Altima. Altima's in the streets. You think you see a lot of Teslas. We'll see how good they are if they can stand up to these Altimas. Because the first Altimas that hit the streets at the first batch is still out here. Mm-hmm. The Avalon came and went. Come on, man. Do you know how many chicks I know that's only third Altima? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't talk about that. No. Mm-hmm. The Altima. Don't do it. That one making all the noise. You don't got your shots. No bullshit. Making all that noise. You don't go ahead and get me an old out-of-place ass car. What you gonna get? Some bullshit. Tell them what you need to get, but you need to get a hundred coupes. Why would I want a coup? Because you can tell people I ain't opening my door for you to get in the back. They will. They gonna open it. They said, I'll get back here. I didn't know where to go. You need to get your ass out of the back seat really for groceries. Ain't no where to go. You think about it. If you lean far back, baby can't get back there. You can't even ride with me. I got a coupe. Baby can't get back there. This motherfucker ain't making no baby with no legs. Baby seat can never get back there. Never. What? Put your whole arm on that back seat in the Honda coupe. Literally. Smoothie ride. You ain't got a word about that. Go on here and get your engine. Your oil right. You know what time they're like, go get a check up. Make sure they're more fucking healthy. Engine light up. Ain't no wrong. Some people can't do all that shit that you name because if you start trying to fix on the car that you know is fucked up, it's gonna fuck it all the way up. Just leave it where it is. Don't ask shit. Don't take shit from it. Don't change no oil because whatever that motherfucker's gonna do, it was gonna do anyway. They're like putting the t-shirt on the homeless person. He good for another month. You gonna put some... Alright. Some of these motherfuckers, you just gotta rat until you can't rat no more. He's like, what is it? What is it, motherfucker? He takes dirty shit all around. What is it, motherfucker? For a minute. What month we in? June. Great. Those ain't shit when you give them to a homeless nigga and he be like... How do you turn it down, Claude? This ain't really my style. He got his style. Do flare legs like that. I try to give a homeless nigga something to eat the other day. I'm like, you want some food? He's like, nah, I'm straight. I said, the... I'm gonna get this shit sometime. Hey, you can't trick homeless people. Hey, man, you want something to eat? Nah, nah, I just ate. Go on, give me the money. I'm gonna be late on, though. I'm gonna be late on. You ain't gonna be right here. He's like, you ain't gonna be right here. I need to get something late on, though. Those motherfuckers are asking for money outside somewhere they don't eat. I'm gonna get you something out of the McDonald's. I don't eat that shit. Oh, my God. What do you want? What do you want me to eat? Homeless people be made to sell, man. You know what I mean? I said, I had the money for the shit they already eat. What's up with him? Oh, he did shit. Hey, man, you ever get a homeless dude a couple dollars and be like, hey, man, put that in your pocket. Don't tell me what to do with my money. That was my money. Now watch me switch hands. I mean, one time, my brother would ride with me, right? You know, here's a crack here. Oh, here you go. I saw it and everything. Nigga, we rolled down, bro, we rolled down my little camera. That nigga was telling me all the people who not to give money to, because they would buy a crack. He said, man, you see that nigga right there? We don't ever get that nigga no money. He'd buy all the crack with me. That nigga don't give him shit. That nigga, that nigga too. Don't give him shit. You telling me not to give niggas money because they buying crack? I can just see your brother in the car telling on everybody. They look like regular people. Crack it. Crack it. Crack it. Crack it. Crack it. You see him with that suit on? He snop out. Then he look out the window and he snop out it. I'm telling you. Hey, man, we been closing this shit out for 10 minutes and we got to get the fuck out of here. All right. But before we go, I just want you to know the 85 South Show is so black. If you watch it long enough it's going to smell like somebody getting their hair done. 85 South Show. The blackest show that ain't on BET. No cap. Brought to you in part by other minorities. They wasn't. I just feel like it should though. That's the one I was talking about. Excuse me. I don't know what I'm saying. Did you see the elephant? They killed the lady. They killed the lady? They killed the lady and they came back to the funeral. The elephant? The elephant came back to the funeral and stomped us along. What funeral? What funeral was that? India. It was an Indian elephant. But how did they know this elephant was the murderer? Because it was the elephant that killed him. How did they know that? Because that nigga looked at everybody like who want it? Y'all know what the fuck is up now. And he came to the funeral to kill some more? And stomped that shit out. So hold on a minute. The elephant killed somebody and killed the lady. Killed the lady and they tried to have the funeral. Where the elephant stayed? And the elephant said Who getting buried? Not that bitch. Shit. I knocked all this shit out. Same elephant. I didn't know this was the same. Cause he had that look in his eye. Like he done did this before. No, because the elephant when he busted up in there he was like another thing. Damn. They know the elephant though. They raised that motherfucker. No, they ain't raised it but you know elephant don't know what she might have done. I think the elephant went on the internet and seen when the funeral was on. No, the elephant saw a flyer. He saw the goddamn program on the floor and said I know the fuck they not. They in my fucking pool though. And not only did he hide. It just blew back. What the fuck is this shit? People were saying how could elephant sneak up elephant quiet to the mother fucker. I want to send an elephant here. What it takes is like if it was enough trees and it was an elephant in that motherfucker. If it wanted to walk up slow bro You tell me I can't hide in the woods with leaves but this big ass elephant can hide in the woods. If it's this forest or elephant it ain't like you gonna hear the mother fucker stomping. So you tell me that. They didn't get tiptoed. They didn't showing up. He got his nose like this and then he showed up and stomped. That shit out. That's what the story says. Don't feel sorry for that lady. I don't think that motherfucker snuck in. You think he just showed up full speed? They woke up and he was just out of the back. I didn't have to be. This is true. Elephant sneaking up. I've been around elephants. They quiet. The ones at the zoo ain't no one that allowed to zoo the mother fucker. And you can see when they be over there they be like that. That motherfucker big head all the way over there. Out of here that motherfucker creep up on somebody. Crazy head. And we seen them bathe the elephants. Look how many elephants. That shit is huge. Look how many people elephants kill a year. How many they be killing elephants? Elephants be killing people. They say elephants have the most like the wisdom in the jungle. Who the fuck said that? Nothing they know who needs to die. You act like elephants. It's going around in the jungle. They get out of here. You know some crocodile in the water. The elephant got the wisdom in the jungle. The lines can't fuck with the elephant like that for real. They can't fuck with them because they're bigger than the bigs. They would tackle a mother fucker. Ops. They would tackle a giraffe. They would tackle everything for the mother fucker. They gonna try. They ain't so happy that a mother fucker. And you get stomped. And the mother fucker got the little hooks on them mother fucker. The tusks? Yeah, the tusks. They be jacking their ass up. No, they don't hunt elephants, but if they catch a mother fucker, dehydrated and did, then she's over. Because they caught them down bad. The mother fucker really seen on their ass, on their dine. But the elephant knew he was going to die. Yeah, because he had on some Walgreens shoes. This too deep. We got to go. Then we'll fuck around and beat on eagles. They got the Walgreens. Yeah. I see them elephants. Y'all go ahead without me. Them elephants finna tap my ass up. Got two days. Sonny digital. Appreciate you stopping through the trap, man. I'm a man. I'm kicking with y'all. Y'all niggas crazy. Appreciate it, man. Like, come on with it, folks. Came in this bitch and got high. And said I'm a couch. You think I got high? No. Yeah, we had a few mother fuckers get too high. We ain't going to put that shit out. I'm still a functional. I know, but we had some mother fuckers we ain't going to put it out. They ain't going out? Oh, no. And I always missed the crack heads. I be like, why? I mean, they ain't going to say that. Damn. Them niggas going to be like, Hey, man, we're not episodes again. Shut up. I'm not episodes again, man. Listen, let me tell you something, man. Hey. I know we ain't going to do show, but I'm still coming. I'm still coming. Y'all going to see me that? I'm going to see you that. Okay. Damn. Man. I always missed the crack heads. I know. I be getting them called. They be like, who? That's what we get though. Sometimes we'll be listening to the wrong mother fucker. You know y'all should get. Sometimes you got to leave people with the fucked head. If you got double O'Sillum in your name, we not listening to you no more. Oh, man. Go get some or some, but they part of the culture. We see why they was on unsong. The fuck? Hey, man. This motherfucker shouldn't even been on unsong. What the hell are you talking about? I think I argued with him 20 years ago. Still mad. Funny as hell. I ain't even going to cap. I wouldn't have had some motherfuckers on him. Oh, it's always a good time when motherfuckers stop through the trap, man. We got to get some more motherfuckers through here. Morgan Freeman guy. We got to get silk on him so they can talk that shit. Silk. I just seen them on unsong. They had a good run until Jimmy, the ball hit him. He said he didn't want to go do solo. He said he didn't want to lead the damn group. And they couldn't get ahead of the big one like the big chick that Silk ever had. He left right at the check table. Fuck y'all, man. He believed in the silk. And guess what? That's the thing they do shit. Yeah, that's what happened. He should have taken the money. But you know what they did? They just kept on. I fucked Silk, man. He ended up going on the tour, and Key Swift ended up bringing them back together, and they started going on tour again. That's why they didn't come on hand till that story. They got some hit. Hit, hit you. Hell yeah. Fuck Silk. I remember that shit. Right when they came back, bro. Key Swift said he remember that shit. Because that was one of them years when it was like palming the whole ass while you dancing. That shit was real popular then. That shit was real popular then. They kinda like jerked that freaky mead in my bed, bro. That silk shit, yeah. Who was the nigga that sounded like a cat? Which one of that? No, that one. Meow, meow, meow. You know what I'm talking about? It was the nigga doing that, I'm sorry. It was the song that they sounded like a cat. They had a hit. Shout out to him. We got to get Key Swift on hit, too. He said, yeah, man, I met the group. And I wrote that album. I made... I made five minute Key Swift. He said I made five minute Key Swift. So that's what that album did good. I think he's waiting for that one. I think he's waiting for that one. Key Swift was drunk and fucking the verse. He was fucking that. Toe up. I love to see black people just do shit like that. But I mean... I don't think we'll let one of... Toe up. Toe up. I love OG, bro. He was on the woo with me, bro. We was lit. Hey, man, I know this shit don't even make sense, but I won't go over Mary J Blige House. I just feel like it'll be... You think she got the mole on the right side or on the left? I don't give a fuck. She probably just draw it on depending on what's that. That's what I said, bro. I don't even read. I just feel like I have a lot of fun over there. She probably keep on weeding the kitchen. I love Mary J. She too. She a real one. She ain't lost that bounce. She still got a little... She queen. Yeah. All right, that's enough of this shit. Sonny, we'll get to talking about anything. Yeah, we'll go crazy. We ought to have... Sonny Digital, 85 South Showman. Whoo! You've heard about it. Surprised. Surprised. Are you stupid? No. Think of that devil. Surprised. Oh, let's get the photo. I ain't standing up in the house. I didn't kiss you in front of anyone.