 I'd like to believe this is what I would look like if I was significantly more jacked and handsome. I'm full of shit. Christian McCaffrey wishes that he could look like me. Look at me, Christian McCaffrey, if you ever see this video, you're a bitch and I know you are. I really need to watch my mouth on some of this stuff because one day I'm gonna come face to face with one of these NFL players and I'm gonna be terrified. I will say though that man is only an inch taller than me, IRL, or six inches shorter depending on what you think my height is. He won the fantasy player of the year, which he totally deserved. I really think they snubbed the shit out of Christian McCaffrey cards though. So they give him 99 agility, 95 elusiveness, which I'm a fan of. But 87 break tackle is a travesty. It actually is one of the most important stats in this game. 93 speed, I just really don't like it, 57 trucking. Lamar Jackson has more than 57 trucking. Are you telling me that if Lamar Jackson and Christian McCaffrey ran a gauntlet, Lamar Jackson's gonna lay this dude out? I don't think so. I'm still excited to use his card because the X-Factors that this dude is gonna get are gonna be crazy, especially with 99 agility. He will still get awesome X-Factors. It's gonna make his card awesome. He's 1.25 million coins. And if it makes you happy, at quarterback we also have the 99 Lamar Jackson. But this video is a Christian McCaffrey video. We're gonna abuse this to death and it's gonna be a lot of fun. Let's take a gander at the X-Factors. I'm really excited to see this. Now my personal favorite is first one free. So I'm going first one free. In the ability slot, I'm gonna give him running back apprentice. He gets extra hot routes as a running back, because we are actually gonna pass the ball to him a lot here. He's gonna get evasive, right? He's evasive. Why does he not have, I'm gonna say evasive. Does he not get evasive? I'm gonna be a little baby about this and say I'm definitely sad. I can't believe he doesn't get that. Okay, this is what I'm going with. Running back apprentice, jukebox spin cycle. It's kind of weird. I don't know what to give him. Regardless, he's gonna be amazing. So it doesn't really matter. Let's do it. 95 overall team, I'm ready. Apologies, I still have to play in this stupid ass played out game mode, but it's all the same. Also, huge thank you to Raycon for continuing to sponsor my videos. We've been working together for a very long time, but if you're not filled in, Raycon makes premium wireless earbuds. They obviously look super cool. They sound amazing. They can compete with any premium wireless earbud on the market, but they're about half the cost. That's why Raycon is so awesome. My personal favorite that I always use is the E55s. They come in this case. Here's my pair. It supports wireless charging. They're water resistant, incredibly easy to pair with Bluetooth. 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All right, you're ready to abuse the run game, except we're gonna have a lot of passing too. McAfrey is definitely the best halfback to pass to in this game right now. I'm gonna give him a Texas route. Big ass Blitz McAfrey. What a ball. Oh my God. What a ball. I literally just hit jukebox. Three straight attacks pretty nice. But that was sick. All right, I'm gonna put him on a wheel route. Another big Blitz. Oh dude, I could have thrown a touchdown to B. I was looking for McAfrey too much, but hey, whatever, we still got a lot of yards. Third and sixth, I'm stretching out to the left. Maybe hold those blocks. Uh-oh, uh-oh, this isn't good. Yeah, that sucks, but we gotta go for it. Fourth and 10. If that slant opens up for McAfrey, it'd be pretty cool. I'm throwing it. I know that's right at his user, but I'm done. I wonder if he actually runs this ball. So he's passing it. He's passing it. He's just like a predetermined throw to Moss. I swear, if I don't pick this up. I did not, I did not, you know, oh, and so. He's going to what? That is one of the most frustrating things I think that has ever happened to me in this game. Oh my God, and we just missed the wide open tackles. Thank God he was out of bounds. I'm so mad right now. Third and 14, does he run it? Or is he gonna set up for field goal? What are you gonna do? He's just gonna throw contested. Let's go. We're gonna try a slip screen. I'm not the biggest fan of this play, but we're gonna give it a go. Will his user sniff it out? That's the only question. He doesn't see it. He doesn't see it. McAfrey's got the ball. Blocks are setting up. We got hit hard. Yeah, I'm gonna look for McAfrey in the middle of the field. That's what we're going for. Little fake, a little fake scramble just to hit McAfrey. McAfrey's getting yardaged right now. I'm going with the slip screen again. Does he see it? He doesn't. Or he kind of does, but the blocks are there. How did you not block that guy? That was the only guy in front of all of you. Slip screen has so much potential. Oh darn it. Barry Sanders is in. I'll probably just scramble with Lamar then, since my homie's not in. Yeah. See ya. Goodbye. First in 10, halfback dive. To McAfrey. Dude. I tried to truck him there. Kind of forgot about that 57 truck step. All right. Same exact thing bouncing in left. He's gonna scream all the way to the right side. Let's see if his user sees it. He doesn't. That's open field. Yes, sir. User hit stick fumble? Are we looking at a different game? Where did you see a user hit stick? All right. McAfrey overrated confirmed. I'm not a happy camper. I am the opposite of a happy camper, actually. He throws a bubble. I'm not losing this game. Second in 10, I see what he sees. Which one of these do you want? Which one of these do you want? Dude, how? That's the second fucking time this. How? This is so tilting. Holy shit. What is going on? Is it a run play? Not a run play? He throws a contestant. Get that ball. Thank you. Winston's gonna house it. Oh my god. Did we need that or did we need that? Thank you, Rod Woodson. Oh my god. You are my hero. First in 10, I'm running some sketchy. That was a sketchy defense. There was so much open. Third in 11, big ass Blitz inbound. I don't know why he did the motion. I got Barclay. Oh no. Oh no. Damn it. Oh my god. Unbelievable. He's got Bazooka activated. I'm a little scared right now. I'm sending a Blitz. Keep minus toes. Please get to the QB. Oh, you throwing a pick my friend? Let's go. Mel's blind. Oh my god, what a beast. So he starts with the ball here. I don't know about McCaffrey right now. I give him a seven out of 10. Yes. Yes. We missed the exact same thing. We always missed that. No, god. What the mother fuck? I don't care if I get demotivated. I suck my balls, yay? Lick and suck. I got taste buds down there. Give me some Szechuan sauce to taste. What was that? Congrats on your first touchdown of the game, big guy. You're really killing it. Oh, this is perfect. He is not adjusted yet. Going to take this just right up the middle. Surprise. I didn't fumble. I'm going to give him a flat route. Love a flat route. Ooh. McCaffrey and Gronk were on the same. Can you stop this? He just gave him 14 points. They just gave him 14 points. Unbelievable. Actually unbelievable. I might literally just stop giving the ball to McCaffrey to win this game. Try hard pants are officially on. Definitely not fucking around anymore. See ya. I'll take nine. Second and one. McCaffrey on the inside zone should be here. Yes, sir. Get out of my way. Let's go. Second and seven. What's that MLB? No. Okay. Well, I don't mind taking three yards up the middle with Lamar. Lamar has more rushing yards than McCaffrey right now. That's a sad day. See if Godwin's there? He is. Good. Can we, like, can we stop? What, what is this? Stop. Stop doing this to me. I'm getting so upset. But wait, what, what, what, what? What am I doing? Why is this happening? Texas route wide open in the middle. What the fuck, McCaffrey? I don't even want to scream. I'm so mad. I don't want to scream. What the fuck? I'm gonna fucking... Against this fucking bum? He has not scored an offensive touchdown. You fucking suck at this game. Jesus Christ, McCaffrey is shit. You know what? I'm still putting a title on this video. Christian McCaffrey's unstoppable. Because I'm not going to say Christian McCaffrey's dog shit. But I... Dude, I'm pissed. Second and fourth. We're putting a touchdown in here. Looking for McCaffrey out of the backfield. Peace. I'm surprised. I can't believe I didn't fumble that, actually. First and 10 from the 15, we're going to stretch it out to McCaffrey. If you fumble this shit, dude, I literally won't even know what to say, honestly. You didn't fumble it. Didn't really get yards either, though. Third and four, read option. Probably just going to straight up keep her this to Lamar and get in the end zone. Keep her. Good play. I had nothing but daylight on that. Second and 11. He throws a bubble screen. It's well guarded. Third and five. Third and six. This is big. Do I have time for the QB spy? Yes, I do. Thank the Lord. He throws an... Oh, nice play. I do not want to blitz here. Got a QB spy? He runs it again. Dude, are the sliders... Okay. What is wrong with the sliders? Did someone fuck with the sliders? Why is everyone fumbling? I'm still going to run this monster stack. I'm going to cut it back. That was dank. I got lifted into the air by getting hit so hard, but that cutback was nice. We're going to stick with this inside zone. If my blocks hold up, this is very open. Let's get it. Dude, I'm literally... Okay, so obviously, yes, I could switch my ball carrier settings to conservative, but I'm not doing that. Because if I set them to conservative, then I can't juke or spin, and that's like the whole point of this video. So no, I'm not going to do that. McCaffrey, wide open touchdown, baby. Let's get it. Yeet! Damn it. Dude, I'm getting hit so hard. It's unbelievable. First and goal, let's just run this in with Lamar. We get easy, get a touchdown with Lamar. Right? Yes, sir. Get better. Get good. You deserve that. This is why you don't rage good, boys. I really don't rage good in a game. All right, we're going to straight up man coverage. Throws right back across the field. Nice play. He got like 30 yards on that. All right, so something similar. Throws in the middle of the field again. 36 seconds on the clock, and he has moved quite far downfield, but it doesn't matter if he can't get in the end zone. So... Throws the... Try to throw that again. I'm going to get a pick six. Yes, I am. Dude, why is that lineman so fast? Holy shit, he's tracking me down. Can't catch me, big guy. Can't catch me. He almost could have tied that game up, and now it's 28-14, and he'll probably rage quit it. Wow, god to your game. That I wish he didn't quit though, because I wanted to see that, all those fumbles. I wanted to see them so bad. Christian McCaffrey. I had a good time playing now, because despite all the shenanigans, we were able to clutch it out, but I've got nothing insane to say about McCaffrey. The big thing with halfbacks is there's all these NFL 100 halfbacks who literally start with an X factor, and it's really hard to get them off. So the rationale to use this Christian McCaffrey is really low, to be honest with you. He looks like me though, so that's Christian. Thank you for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next video. Peace out.