 I just learned don't put lotion on your arms and then touch it with a poster because it's gonna get on your poster. Like I said in my last video, this weekend I'm going to a wedding and I'm flying out like literally hours from now. My best friend is getting married, I'm in the wedding, I'm excited, I'm nervous, I'm a little stressed and I realized that I didn't get my own best friend a wedding gift. And I was like fuck. Now I'm no wedding expert. I've only been to like a handful of weddings in my entire life. So I don't really know what to get, my best friend is a wedding gift. But I know that if I was getting married, what would I want? Some fucking money. Give me some money family and friends to pay for the sick party I just threw you. But then beyond that, I was like, this is my best friend. I can't just like hand her an envelope with some money and be like happy wedding. This is how you know someone is your best friend because when it's their wedding day, all you can think about is fucking with them. I've been forever amazed by dollar bill origami. I learned how to make a t-shirt like one time and we're all right at it. Side note, if you ever go to a strip club and you make them a t-shirt and you tip them in t-shirts, they appreciate the effort. You go, oh I hope this is your size. So what I thought of doing was making a giant poster and putting like old pictures and new pictures of her on here which she's gonna kill me for and then covering it in like dollar bill origami and then handing them this for their wedding. It's gonna be the coolest wedding gift ever. I'm excited about it. I have limited capabilities of what I can do today because I have to leave. I was gonna do this anyways. Why don't you come join me in my quest for origami trolling? Here we go. Let's just start right in the middle with a picture of the happy couple. Oh, isn't that nice? Here's a picture of her sleeping. Ooh, that picture though, girl. This is a face called Snaggletooth that I would demand that she make all the time and she hated it, which is exactly why I liked it. All right, so there we go. A little bit of poor placement planning on my part has never been my forte. This is one of my personal favorite pictures ever because she's sleeping in a bar, not pass out in a bar, sleeping in a bar two very different things. One of them's funny, one of them's not. So if you're using this video as a tutorial, step one, this. Step two, fucky shit. So the first thing I'm gonna make is the only thing I have experience making, which is a t-shirt. Everyone always seems to use $1 bills when they're doing dollar bill origami. Boy, not for you wedding. Ooh, we've fallen out. Ooh, it's looking so good. Plus, look what you get to look at this whole time. You, you welcome. Popped out my neck tie. Oh, it's falling apart. Oh, it's a blood bath. I don't think this dollar bill is even gonna be usable. I fucking got it. So now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna tape it onto his body. That is what the fuck I'm talking about. Hell yeah. Ooh, that looks good. Ooh, ooh, you looking good. Ooh. This makes me wanna just have a whole outfit out of money. Ooh, I learned a thing. It's called mountain fold. That's when you fold it and then fold it and then you fold it again. Ooh, the boost, yay. Ooh. It's supposed to be like mountain folded in here. Oh, no. We blew it like 12 steps ago. Oh, it's a blood bath. Oh, that's looking cute as fuck. Even though I fucked it up, this one is still so much easier than that T-shirt with a tie. Like regular T-shirts are okay, but like a T-shirt with a tie, fuck, never again. Then it says fold the bottom up to taste. I am pleased with this. This is adorable. Oh, hell yeah. Girl, that is a freak-ass dress, girl. Oh, hell yeah. So since I'm still making wearable things, I'm gonna make a bow tie. This tutorial just literally, it showed this and then it just shows him going, and it's a bow tie. Bitch, how? Um, it looks like shit. How, dog? How? I think this one came out a little bit better. Although what that instruction doesn't tell you is that you're supposed to push down on this little fucking box and flatten it. Oh, hell yeah. Now I'm gonna make a pair of pants, which look relatively easy. Five dollar pants make you holla. So I'm pretty sure you just fold it twice and then you just go like that at some pants. Now I'm gonna try and make a dollar heart because if this whole thing is like a love thing, I might as well throw a heart in here. But it looks hard. Pray for my hands. Oh, it's getting weird. Like, look how little that is. Who does this? I should have to both sides. I feel like I regret it already. Why does mine look like shit? That doesn't look anything like that cool Pinterest fucking picture. This looks like shit. Finesse them around. I look like someone that's good at finessing because I'm not. Bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam, bwam. It looks like absolute garbage. But you know what? It gets the point across, which is just love. Oh God, like that looks like such absolute shit. If I saw this and I hadn't made it, I wouldn't know what it was. Add it to the pumpkin. Now I'm gonna make a five-pointed star because I really wanna make this like nice looking crown to go around her head in this snaggle tooth picture. Here we go. Oh my God, it looks like you're stabbing her in the eye. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Then you're gonna put this one inside of this one. You put your big tab in this tab and then you do this. I don't think that's gonna sound good. And then you shut your hole. I mean, this looks really hard, but this was so much easier than that fucking t-shirt with a tie. Look at that. Oh my God, that's fucking dope. Yeah, right? How did you do that? I don't know, I blacked out all the time. This wouldn't be a wedding gift if I didn't make them some little money rings. I mean, yeah, it looks cooler with a $1 bill, but I mean, that's pretty amazing. Uh, excuse me, do you like my ring? Oh, his face is on it. Oh! And now I'm going to try to make an origami sword because this picture of Jackie sleeping is just crying out for a sword. All right, so I'm working on making a shamrock right now. Because why not? Sham, wow, am I right? I'm so impressed, what is that? Last thing I'm gonna make is a dollar heart and then we're gonna be done. Dun, dun, dun, dun. My final creation. It says happy wedding. Congratulations. I'm extra proud of this because it looks beautiful. I made a bunch of dresses. Ooh, oh wow, look at your new outfit with these pants and your shirt. Oh, and this diamond ring, wow, wifey. 10 out of 10 outfits, amazing. This was my least favorite thing. Ooh, a heart and more shirts. Ooh, another ring, ooh, and another ring. This is a shamrock that wasn't worth it at all. And I gave you a shirt if you're gonna sleep in a bar, you can wear a shirt and your bow tie. Ooh, this is a pretty dress, wow. And another shirt, more hearts, and a heart, and a sword that goes perfectly with that outfit and your nap. And it also, since you had this jazzy 80s look going on and made you a guitar and a shirt. I mean, fuck with me, everyone else at every wedding that's ever existed because I'm fucking incredible at making wedding gifts. You're welcome. I mean, tell me if you were getting married and you got this from your best friend, you wouldn't be like, oh, that's so dope. Except every time I wanna use any of that money, I have to uncrumple it. Exactly, that's what friends are for. Fucking with you. Well, I hope you guys like this video. I know this isn't something I would usually do nor is this that exciting, but I am going to a wedding so I can only do so much right now. So thank you for letting me do this sometimes. And also, I hope it gives you some inspiration that if you're ever just gonna give someone money, like make it exciting money at least, or funny money. I made my friend a sword for her wedding. It's about that time. I really gotta get going. Um, I got you a gift. Would you like to see it? Yeah, I believe. I'm so scared. This is my first happy wedding. My God. No. Welcome internet for the idea of origami money outfits. She spent so much time folding that fucking money. This is like dangerous. Like I could throw this at somebody. All right, that's it. Oh, this is awesome. See you guys next week. I'm glad you... Ah! Happy wedding. It says, congratulations. Do you feel congratulated or what? I feel so congratulated. See you, snaggletooth. Okay, goodbye. Are you mad at me? Are you telling me? No, I'm not mad. I'm so excited. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.