 The Alka-Seltzer Show, transcribed in Hollywood, featuring radio's favorite singing stars Kurt Massey and Martha Jilt for the music of Country Watcher. It's Alka-Seltzer time, Alka-Seltzer time. Morning, noon and night is Alka-Seltzer time. I'm Perk. I'm Martha. And here we go with the Alka-Seltzer Show. Thought we'd like to go to Constantinople. But the airline just said no to Constantinople. They didn't say the planes were full. No, they didn't say the planes were full. They sold us tickets. Sold us tickets. Tickets to Istanbul. Why? Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople. Still is Turkey, still light on a moonlit night. Well every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople. So a few good days in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul. Even all us once knew Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can't say. People just like it better that way. So take me back to Constantinople. No, you can't go back to Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul. Not Constantinople, but a Constantinople get the works. Now it's nobody's business. But Cala, Pasha, and Niska, Dara, and all the other Turks. So now you know children, the capital of Turkey is Istanbul. Now don't forget that. Oh, I won't forget it teacher. That's easy to remember. That was our star student Martha Dilton, queuing in her own song. The final Rogers and Hart favorite that's never been forgotten. Because, well, because it's easy to remember. Martha? Your sweet expression, the smile you gave me. The way when we, it's easy to remember. But so hard to have your hand. Alka-Seltzer for the feel better. Yes, you can enjoy that feel better feeling when acid indigestion makes you blue. Try Alka-Seltzer for fast relief. Let Alka-Seltzer bring relief with instant alkalizing action. It reduces excess stomach acidity and soothes and settles the stomach. Alka-Seltzer is gentle too with thousands of tiny bubbles that help bring relief. Besides all this, Alka-Seltzer has a tangy taste. It's really refreshing. So next time try Alka-Seltzer for fast, gentle relief from acid indigestion. Just let a tablet or two dissolve in a glass of water, watch it fizz, then drink it for that feel better feeling. Ask for Alka-Seltzer at any drugstore. Get it by the glass at your drugstore soda fountain. Get it by the package at the counter. Yes, get Alka-Seltzer for fast relief from acid indigestion. And enjoy that feel better feeling. Well Martha, once again the songwriters have turned to their all reliable source of inspiration, the moon. And the result of course is a new moon tune. We turned it into a Massey Tilton twosome plus three, Jack, Frank and Country. And here it is, I See the Moon. I See the Moon I See the Moon I See the Moon And the Moon sees me Down through the leaves of the old oak tree Please let the light that shines on Sing to me one solo, Kurt. Please remit promptly. Yes ma'am. Well friends, it's several weeks till Thanksgiving, but it's never too early to stop and think and count your blessings. When it seems as though the world has turned you down When it seems as though the world has turned you down Don't feel sorry for yourself or wear a frown Just be grateful for whatever comes your way Blessings, but another man, his luck, our wealth Just because you're not as fortunate yourself It is faith and thing, blessings one Leave the fears, face the future With a greater, just be concerned Just say when ma, my turn to say when When my sugar walks down the street All the little birdies go tweet, tweet, tweet Well let's get Country Washburn in on this. Say when Country. He said it with his tuba. I know the when he means When Yuba plays the tuba down in Cuba. Good. In Havana there's a funny looking booba He plays a rumble on the tuba down in Cuba They prefer it to the boopa-dupa-dupa They love the rumble on the tuba down in Cuba It doesn't take you very long to get a tumble When all the rumble lovers go into a rumble He can knock a level ladies for a lupa Another rumble on the tuba He plays a me Oh, he's a whiz who yes he is Oh, he's a whiz who yes he is While all of Havana loves this funny looking booba Who plays a rumble on the tuba down in Cuba They prefer it to the boopa-dupa-dupa Another rumble on the tuba down in Cuba They love his oompa-oo When you feel a headache coming on freshen up with fast relief that Alka-Seltzer brings You get the benefits of sodium acetyl salicylate One of the most helpful pain relievers known to medical science And tests prove the system absorbs more of this pain reliever faster from Alka-Seltzer The effervescent bubbles in Alka-Seltzer help speed relief Alka-Seltzer is soothing Doesn't upset your stomach as it relieves a headache fast So next time a headache happens Just dissolve two Alka-Seltzer tablets in a glass of water Let it fizz and there it is Speedy Alka-Seltzer for fast headache relief Alka-Seltzer, Speedy Alka-Seltzer Do as we do, keep it on the shelf When a headache brings a blues Alka-Seltzer Fuck, we use Alka-Seltzer Well, we're getting the red light, Martha, and that means stop Stop the music, time's up Well, by rights, it should be a green light, Kurt A green light means go, and they want us to go, don't they? Go home and clear the studio Well, that's the general idea Bye now, friends, until tomorrow Same time, same station We'll sing the old song We'll sing the new We'll sing the bright songs And maybe we'll sing the blues all Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, too For you, for you What happens when you have vitamin shortage? Well, vitamin shortage is one of the common causes of a tired-out, listless feeling But you can correct vitamin shortage with one-a-day brand, multiple vitamin tablets Yes, they contain all you normally need to take of all the vitamins proved necessary So take them regularly, not every so often, but every day You also get vitamin B12, and there's no increase in price In fact, one-a-day brand, multiple vitamin tablets cost less than three cents a day when you buy the large-sized package So be sure you get one-a-day brand, multiple vitamins Now, in tablet form, at drugstores everywhere Listen tomorrow for the Alka-Selzer show starring Kate Massey and Martha Tilton for the music of Country Washburn and his orchestra Today's program is transcribed in Hollywood and this is Forterson Speaking