 You'll regret being a Christian. You'll regret those hours you wasted at church. You'll regret all those mornings reading that thousand-year-old book. You'll regret not partying and not having sexual experiences. You'll regret waiting for marriage. You'll regret dedicating your life to a being that you can't even see. People have been telling me that my whole life, but I won't regret it. Christ saved me. He saved my life. He brought me from spiritual death into spiritual life. I'll never regret a moment spent in service to Him. And yet some people still tell me.