 Welcome to church of the chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated I'm your host E and today we are working on part four of my resume before first-time playthrough. I believe we were In the castle and we have done the big troll section. I can't actually remember Because it's been two days since I played See here village gorge escape from the village that is not Chapter nine. I believe this is it Okay Can you guys hear me? All right Because I had to use a new cable couldn't find the old one Waves excitedly Yes, okay. Thank you, Ty. All right. Oh What do we have? We have this this oh, I am ridiculously low on health items And there's no merchant until after this section. How's my ammo? I do have quite a bit of Huh? I need to put my butterfly away. I don't plan on using it anytime soon. Also. I need some volumizer. I Got it. I got it. So I can hear thing storage Store Yeah, they say why didn't it? Okay, that was weird Here we go Chris Chris There you go. All right, and hello everybody Hello, Haley. Hello, Zeely. Hello J rod. Hello, Ty. Hello, Brian. Oh The regulars are here. Thank you for joining us I can't remember Oops. Oh well, let's get this First Drop that banner. Hello smooth Zella The flag's been lowered. Thank you captain obvious your powers of observation are outstanding in a field somewhere. All right That's the way forward I believe Gunpowder dead-end Make sure I don't have any other. Nope. I don't okay Pressing on with the press on Damn zipper. Come on. You're worth Ashley Good gravy Give me all them pistachios Pistachos pistachos doggo Where'd you go? Puppa Rooney? Really who cares? Oh Okay, so I guess they're just gonna jump out of the Again Where? Okay down boy Sorry to all the pupper lovers There's gonna be a lot of doggo death in this episode. I hear you Poor poor doggo. Don't you die for me? Don't come out of hammer with a gun on my knee All right elegant Chessie board So I thought I saw something shining there. Damn the way he shoves her out of the way Move chick get out the way. All right up to Daisy We're all the puzzles around the lake new for this game. I didn't remember those from the original most of them were yeah That's two flags one more to go or two more to go. I seem to recall there being Four but I could be wrong Or maybe I had to go back for one Over here grabbed a pupper loot. Oh Well Never mind That's another location. Are you kidding me? You're coming after her aren't you? I shot him in his hind leg quarter. Oh, come on Stabby stabbing Mick Wolf Wolf. They do indeed keep coming And I'm just gonna let you walk on by play a play. I know the flash grenades kill the The ganados I wonder if that when the things sprout out of their head. I wonder if I Wonder if they'll kill the dogs with the tentacles out their back. Ah, yes Yes, you're you were a sneaky pupper. Yes, I'm sorry I'm sorry All the apologies to the pupperinos open sesame Street Be careful. I am being as careful as I possibly can All right and do this Is that the yeah, that's the final one because Yeah, okay, because there's only three duh There's bad dudes coming. I know I understand we are gonna go We will collect stuff later. I think that's nope You caught me in a reload Come here Marilyn Manson next All right, come on Ashley. We're gonna go pick up swag. What really do you mind? Okay, I think that's that's everything, right? I Have to go back this way. I'm pretty sure I got all the treasure and everything in this area. Oh Somebody died over there. This is a this is the way Feel like the Mandalorian This is the way Okay, dog. I Almost missed you. Oh got a green herb Yeah All right, let's go ahead and get some snake in our belly. What else we got here. We need shoddy boom body shells That's a hundo Trying to keep it with hundo with you Where is she? Come on stay with me. I Ain't got time for all these shenanigans Yeah turn around just no person there I Already got that one. That's why I remember it was there Little bit blue. There's more dog. Oh Do you mind down boy down each old face off? That's a dead end. Where we going Ashley bell Where we going over here they don't call it a labyrinth or a maze for no reason Well, we got oh Thank you. Oh, that was easy. Why'd the other one take like 92 bullets? This is redonkulous I Thought we saw this last time Huh, what is it? No, just the way back. Oh Then we should get a cut scene here. Don't we lose her wait we lose her before all this don't we? And Ashley is annoying grogu. Yeah, yeah, I know you do It just elegant Bengal By we need body armor more than what's hang on here. That's 52,000 right? Yeah, so let's get this Let's get that and let's buy a first aid spray Trade I can get no I can't get any of this. Oh, I can also sell this Not yet How many I got I have yeah, I got four first aid sprays Yeah, I need a level not level up, but I need 10,000 for some ammo capacity. We're good to go Yeah, cuz this is the way forward. That's already broken We already did all this We did do all this Cuz I've been through here. I ended up going There it is. Yeah, I did I did get turned around This is the way forward. I'm glad I went back though. I Am glad that I went back Yeah, here we go. Do I have this yet? I do not I already talked to you the blue medulla the blue medulla first one If you guys don't know I can see these on my map because I bought the treasure map for the castle. So one two three and Fur I can't remember which way to go first Yeah, there is good job Thank you captain. I'll be also. Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There was a There's a doodad back here Yeah, there it is Fabulous. Oh Hey, you're sorry. I have a bulletproof vest Ashley theorist. I need I thought I had a blue one. Oh, well, we get some rifle ammo. I know we're gonna need that Uh-huh, that ain't it. It is time for shenanigans Let us be gone. Oh Yeah, the armor. Give me all that hot loot. Come on big guy. Oh la Jesus I ain't nothing to about to do it. I Saw I heard you coming. I Heard you coming like a heat wave Got you. I got you Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, I thought I picked that up. Come on down Ashley. Let's go. Oh Brian I found something out that you're probably gonna be interested in The opening section that we thought was timed like the last couple of them It's not times you just have to kill a certain amount of bad dudes The speed runners are getting through it in like 30 seconds. Yeah, we got the cubic device That's what I love about that section. It raises the tension because now anytime you come across a Bit of armor you work you're worried about Um Them coming alive. I only have one emerald. Wow They show won't but we ain't gonna worry about that right now. I need Although something here I needed I Guess I could get this Yeah, let's go ahead and get that Make sure we have Plenty of shotgun ammo for this next section. Yeah, the invisible ones suck More pest control Wonderful About to say did you just run out the door? Where'd you go? There we go. You know you aim bad All right, so this puzzle right here You look at these two things up here You got to find the one with the three knives and the those two forks and a spoon That's where the dude sits and over here. Of course the lady has much less than the dude You got an empty platter Only two and two and empty wine glass and his wine glass is right next to his wine So I can't remember who's who but I believe this is it Yeah, that this one's Ashley and then Over here is mine Yeah, it is pretty cool Brian. You're not locked into it set a compliment Stop flirting with the president's daughter Leon She is above you There it is Ah bitches Okay, let's see here I feel like there should be another Four of six. Yeah, where's the other one? It's a yellow herb back here to Grand hall. Oh, there's one There's one in the grand hall. Hang on That's what you guys aren't hanging on but tricksy hobbits is That's what y'all are a big fat hello to all the people who are lurking love your face All right Oops wrong button. Oh, did you already you blow up? That's too bad Run away. Uh-huh. Oh, no Come on gamer thumb. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me Ashley? Okay? Yeah, I'm trying. Oh That's the only problem with this. Oh We might be screwed. You're welcome. Well that went much quicker Probably because I used a shotgun Go around get the loot and then we got this right here I didn't even use not a single one of them spawn those things out of their heads I think it's because I used my shotgun and also. Oh, no Also, I killed him right away. So he wasn't able to spawn more of them That's another That's another reason. So yeah, do that when you come into this area. Make sure you get all the guys up there by the By the lever Shotty boom body shells. How many I got left. Oh, I got quite a few left good once you Let that up. You also have a yellow diamond in there. I don't have enough Really for this But we're gonna get a lot of gems when we get to the Navista doors Can you? just run up there and unlock this and Not kill any of those guys. I think you can I think all that stuff is just a distraction. I don't think Huh All right. Well, I will try it for my when I go start the speed runs. Oh I didn't go I need to go back to the dining room because I didn't get the head you I Can't go to hell He did she I Don't like y'all at all stop crouching I Gotta go back and get the head off the snake like a big dummy like the big dummy that I are is our wrong direction fingers Hey, baby, you bring my water back with you if it's in there. Thank you Leon going full John Wick Run ash the bell. I won't run girl. You better run Good. What is you doing run for your life? Oh, Lord? Rescue Leon. All right, then What what? Oh The walls good. You ain't got a run like that Don't give me don't scare me like that What is you talking about? Hello, Mr. Kniff. Can I say? Thank you. Uh the rusting forebears answer to the chosen time if it is the Lord's blessing You seek you have courage and fear no darkness Charlie my hair I Can't break the stuff. Yeah, I miss Charlie Murphy, too. Hello Hello Anybody here? dip Diablo Okay, spoopy ghost. I need keys for this Hello, hello Hey, it's Pelican Trash bird ah, there's another spoopy ghost Yeah, I down Hello Okay Crank it girl crank that so would your boy is a hidden staircase How do I how do I live ah Oh, hang on That there we go How do I leave without you? Spoopiness forever. I don't have the thing they should have let me have the thing I Got to remember I can't actually I can't break these we got a key um No, I think I'll go. Oh, I can't go this way It's they did ah Don't get me run Run go run Not that one We were one at a time because they can't come and get me There we go I win I win come on The button wouldn't press idea meal Well, fuck you too. Oh snake-headed bastard. Ah What now me too me too, but now Oh Hi upsadaisical. Oh, we got we got two tree jars in here Hey Hell nah, there's a crest. It's always got to be a damn crest the insignia The key to getting out of this confounded place is the Salazar family insignia to find it I must venture to where the cursed armor awaits the underground of Mosulium Oh merciful Lord and act your righteousness justice your righteous justice Upon the wicked usurper the maniacal monster Raymond Salazar and May your blessed blue light protect your your forever faithful servant Cannot do this because I don't have that I Can't break those stop trying Hello 11.04 Sounds money to me. Oh, hello. Now not to pick and choose keys again. Yes, I do And I'll fret what are the odds that oh wait a second the eagle Eagle goes with the eagle. Got you Got you. I ain't that stupid Are you sure about that? There's gonna be more jokers Um Tlock puzzle. Hey Hush ash, I don't need your input. I know y'all can't hear him. It's 11.04 ding dong We oh We got ourselves a save point. I am a bad resident evil player 30 saves. It's like I don't even trust myself I Don't What the fish uh-uh? You stay right there swole soul No, no No, sir Freeze them hurry. Thank you. At least you don't take it forever long to turn a crank like What wait, oh No talk on me. I'm dead. I did not expect that. I don't even think they can hear ash ashes down the hallway Losing his mind. I might die several times here Okay, do I have the thing I? Do not have the thing I Do not have the thing Where's the thing? Wait, what where am I trying to go here? I? Just came down these stairs. I can't get into there. I can't get that treasure How am I supposed to go? What do I have I have those keys? Is that the key to the door? I Am I supposed to be going back this way? Okay Yeah, okay. I don't remember. Oh Okay, I remember this come on The power of Christ compels you is that the president's daughter does she have clothing now? Yeah, Luca It's been a long time since I played this game and sorry if I'm behind that. No, you're not ain't too much conversation going on But yeah, that's uh, that's Ashley and yes, she's she's actually covered up this time. Can you can you believe it? Mind equals blown Sorry if you can hear that. That's not my zipper. That's me trying to arrange this cord over here Zoot, huh? Okay This sucks the way she screams this Sucks Was the other one Gigi gigi gigi gigi run What it that doesn't have any kind of what is that a star or something? That doesn't look like oh a snake. Uh a snake. Is this a snake or is that a fish? That's a snake, right? Yeah, I figured it out. Okay. All right. That makes more sense What oh The oh the blue light. Okay. How am I gonna get back through with those guys stuck there? Anyways That is kind of funny it is kind of funny. They knew they were wrong the first time they did it. Yeah. Yeah That's the cross that's the is this the full moon one. Yeah, that's the full moon one But but but but but but that's the cross the crosses over here Yeah, and that's the crescent moon Okay, now we can get back to where where we were. I don't have Okay We got problems run girly. You don't have a thing that does the thing that does the thing Run run run. What the fit? Oh Okay, well it just automatically does it for for you Be good nuts Um, there's more jokers down here. Do I have to bait them shit? No, you do not get to Go go go go go go get on there. I sleep No, let's kill me. Don't kill me. That is terrifying. That's like the baby scene in eight Where you run up the stairs? Is there I missed any treasure? No, I got the treasure. This is a treasure I missed I don't know that I will be going back to get it though Because I don't have any way of stopping those dudes Excuse me Excuse me No, you cannot Don't touch me. Okay. Where am I going? I'm going I go through here What do I go in here? I think it's right here Right in sick fuck it We go we gonna do our best Alright, so it's a it's a right past the shelves Now it's down the hall It's right left straight ahead Right. Oh Hey fellas, you want to come over here for a second? Hey, come see your girl. Come see your girl Come on Come see me Doc Ashley What the fuck? Where am I going? I thought that was where I was going um Um Shit brick formaldehyde. I don't know Mother I can't close nor no doors. She don't know how to close the door Around around girl around don't have a flip and I have I have no way to see ahead me Lord Jesus take the wheel Up and around oh, there's a door. There's a door. I Can't open it. Where am I going? Oh, oh Booty cheeks. Oh No, y'all I might be dead because I gotta go all the way back through here. I think I got to hit those stairs That door I hear I'm coming too y'all This is not good Around the thing They gonna be right outside aren't they? Oh, they're going right there Jesus take the we Up the stairs up the stairs up the stairs Almost I'm gonna say you got this Who tired not you? Where am I? Where am I to the right to the right? Run girl. Yeah, I found you. You wouldn't believe it. There's these knights that so you would believe it cuz you already killed them Never mind Excuse me, mister. I need to pull this lever Yo, you couldn't throw that man's to the ground so you just pull the lever All right at the end of the next chapter I'm gonna take a break and I'll be back in like 10 minutes. Hey, no not a xenomorph Ridley Scott called. He wants his character design back. Oh poopy No, there you go Okay, break time be back in about 10 15 minutes All right, and we're back Storage, I think I'm good. I guess we'll see here in a minute How good we is for real for real Cool that thing goes through ammo like crazy. Oh It's Ada what up go How'd you get this phone number Down to throw around We might be I don't know Gemstones oh Yeah, I get a bunch of them off of the Navista doors. I believe And for the throne room we had to do butterfly lantern Oh Okay Well, I got another rectangle one Wait a second. I'm gonna go I seek a brave soul willing to dispose of that monstrosity of a knight But be warned it is much stronger than the others. He cut down our best with a single strike You're a poet and don't even know it But do do do do? Got me another rat header gun pooter. Yeah, there's Locked treasure right there That's what I thought Chunky monkey. Oh, no Huh? Oops, I missed some treasure Cuz I don't have the keys anymore Shit panda bear stank ass What you drop what you drop cousin? Spinel I think I can get this treasure though. Oh, that was easy. Oh Nope, never mind. It wasn't as easy as I thought there we go There we go. I just need to make enough room for it So I can sell it Yeah, that one was insanely easy Maybe I come over here There's a ladder Yeah, I had to go back because I got to go down in the mausoleum and beat the The bat the big night Do anything Can't make any ammo yet Okay, can I do anything now? Handgun ammo. I don't really need handgun ammo More gunpowder. Okay then. Okay. Okay Okay, okay Get up I'm glad this isn't like Dark Souls and I can bring up your menu saves Not saves pauses. Oh Good God Any yellow diamond? All right, so let's do this In late gemstones Can I do anything else? That'll work. Yeah, but I'll you get more if they're the same color And I don't have another blue one just yet. Is there anything else in here? Ooh rifle ammo There telling you straight up you need to use the rifle right there Come on. I kept getting stuck Wrong direction. I need to find another pest. I have no idea where that last one is I think I can kill like any rat at any point in time So I might be able to get that later. I don't know Oh Yeah, I bet you will oh Yeah, I need to sell the there we go first thing Remember correctly, let's go ahead and go back to the oh, let's say first hang on I already unlocked that one Stranger stranger now that's a weapon. Yeah Hey flowers and weed. How you doing? Hey, Dane? Stranger stranger now, that's a weapon. What do you buy in stranger a Ticket the fuck out of here wrong direction Do you mind opening the door? Thank you take that one with you, too. Okay? No, he was My the thing went away. Where are you going? Hey turn around Why are you running away from me? Okay, spit on someone else You have to wait until their mouths open to kill them. All right There should be I should be able to open up this over here now. Yep. Okay. Oh pretty pretty bobble Just getting a Statue I do not have another small key. Oh well. I already got something out of there got something out of there Okay, I think I'm done other than the locked. Oh Hang on here. Yeah Back in black. I hit myself Whoa, why are you dying stranger? I mean, that's all well and good, but Yeah, but I need to tune up some some stuff. I can get both of these And I do you for I got 22. Oh Oh, oh, oh, I Can't buy it. Can I? No, I got the I got the the Upgrade, let's see here Yeah, that's it, would you shut up don't get killed now Like you could help me with that. Anyway. All right. There's something we got handgun ammo Reload stranger was There's a ratatouille in this section Welcome to the Navista doors fucking monsters. I never noticed Come on get your crotch out of my face. The hell Stranger danger Stranger danger Chronicles of pursuit one July two years since my awakening Master Ramon has bestowed upon me a truly righteous undertaking to improve upon the flaws of our human form To seek perfection as observed in our Anthropodal siblings to this cause I shall willingly devote my life January four years since my awakening My efforts to transfuse the black liquid into the body are at the precipice of success The womb is the key a pure soul proves to be a highly malleable and adaptive subject January Sixth Years since my awakening I have named those these sacred larvae carried in the wounds of the chosen You too After my own They shall carry the prestige of my family name as if I spawned them from my own loins The you two are now close to the size of an adult humans As they continue to feed and multiply. I have successfully created the new species Master Ramon has recognized my efforts and blessed me with his praise He is taken to you too calling them novista door meaning the unseen John Cena I've been told that his loneliness loneliness Holiness Lord Sadler himself has also expressed pleasure with my work. Mm-hmm What an extraordinary honor this is I can hardly see the tip of my quill through the tears of joy His humble servant a seed drill Uriarty Tala vera May use a bit extra with me Give me that box I could have swore there was something on that table. I'm over here just pressing buttons Hello children Hello Oh, they don't want you looking down there with your scopey scope. All right, okay You just phase through the fucking wall or what what just happened? Did y'all see that dude just disappear? Hello my child Are you having a bad day? Hey you down Goddamn cockroaches Oh Oh, how dare you die No, I'm not wasting my knife on you. Oh look Look children. We have a green herb I'll be god damned I'm gonna ammo Plus five. Okay Next Jason Derulo Fuck it is explode like some dookie splatter Oh, is there something down here? Hell no I have more areas to observe Hello Hello I thought so These guys can camouflage themselves as anything. So See and if if you kill them while they're camouflaged You get a You get a one-shot kill Man the music is ominous as hell I saw you. Where were you? Where are you? This fool hiding behind It's a cool really cool tag that you don't have to actually mix them To use the menu to mix them. All you have to do is overlay them I heard you Now I got to remember where the hell the other The other switch is Yeah, yeah Give me yo pistachios The hell is the other Honestly have no idea It wasn't up here. Oh the ladder. Okay I knew I was forgetting something I see you Hey, will you look up see if you can find this other rat for me? Thank you. Oh, yeah, I have to unlock it Do the other I believe so Okay, that's that way. All right, cool. Oh, no, I just realized What this is It's the garradores The double garradores All right, if you hear screaming, I apologize Maybe don't have on your headphone. What? Yeah, you want to go and do that There's one in like the library On the way to the library there's I didn't get one in the grand hall Uh, how do I go back? I think you got the one in the first part of the dining hall Yeah, I got that one and I got Uh The one in the hallway with the heads on the way. Oh, I could have just went this way. Damn it I could have just went through this door on my left over here the one on the way to the library Yeah And did you get the one towards the armory? There's four of them Wow. Okay. So grand hall I'm in the grand hall I don't hear him Hang on Yeah, no, I only have I got two no wait no merciless night more pest control is only three So that yeah So you got the dining hall. Yeah There's one in the hallway going to the library and another one towards the armory from the grand hall Armory So it was back this way There he is Where'd he go? I don't know. I looked down There he is Die No I'm not playing whack-a-mole with a rat or an eight beetle One of those So Yeah, oh, I need to repair my knif Surely is that's not what I want to do save game. All right back to See what happens to ash the see what happens to ash the This next part sucks all the booty meat all the booty meat All the booty meat you'd expect I mean it doesn't suck. It's just the Enemies are quite daunting No, thank you. I'm over here being real quiet like it matters if I was hoping to do this section without getting hit but Oh, well Is that three or four three? Oh, hey, hey fella You're the one doing it. All right. Give me that unicorn horn What that's got to be it, right? Okay Whoo That part sucked all the booty meat Good god Oh, well, those of you that don't know you can distract them by shooting the bell or hitting the bell I obviously just prefer to make things harder Damn it attachable minds. I don't want attachable minds You horny devil Cut scene 100 percent Don't drink it. Go Also, why didn't she just spit it out Not like they plugged her nose or anything. I'd have been like Many george washington free visa Yeah Step on a crack break your mama's back Also, why didn't mr. Special Forces just climb back up? That's what I want to know There ain't nothing but a dead end Let me tell you about my best friend Give me that blue herb I dug Daddy hungry. I have a broken knife But I do have three boot knives I got three boot nears All right Let's go Maybe he's tired. Yeah, maybe zeely Our boy is exhausted That's fucked up Talk about sticking the landing How many shotgun shells I got I think I got enough to do this area Because I need to be able to kill these guys one shot. That's where I came from This is where I'm go. What? There we go As you can see, I'm not taking any chances down here because these boys Be buoyant There's nothing over here leon The most tense part of this is you can't shoot while You're pushing through Okay, it don't matter If I shoot him with my red nine or my shotgun, it's two shots either way Okay, we learned You gonna learn today It's that extra dark in here E I couldn't help myself from drawing pretty demon in a bag. All right, I'll uh I'll check it out in a little while when I go on my next break and then I'll share it with Dan Feels like I got to go this way first Trixie hobbit says whoo this part tense Your boy is on edge Might have made a poopy Oh, that was a fish or All right, we good. We good What's everybody saying? It's not finished yet. It's getting there though. Cool. She's so pretty. Thank you. Thank you Zeeley poop Zeeley did a poop emoji Your boy was skirt Him was all skirt. All right Prisoners know another one dead How long has it been since I was thrown down here? The mega scraps of food provided in the beginning are gone and they don't give us more The pains of hunger and thirst are unbearable Most have resorted to drinking the doodoo water The first to turn was herminio He was so weak that he couldn't even walk But then suddenly became mad By the time his rampage ended two were dead I think we should I think we shouldn't drink that doodoo water De la abalardo Has also passed Not the doodoo, but he died Though he fought until the very end The only thing I can do now is honor the bodies and pray that their souls find peace Oh lord, why do you test us so? Oh, I got an elegant crown Got me an elegant crown for real for real I'm just listening to this game and I know I couldn't play it because I'd be too scared This game is spooky It's most the mostly the the biggest problem is the jump scares of course All right, let me go ahead and get this Um, I do not use the mixed herb. I only sell it Because it is worth a grip We're 10 000 He needs he needs to voice all games always so I'm not scared anymore I cannot cope with jump scares. Yeah, I understand it Flashlight thank you Goddamn rizzies I'm not shooting them. I'm gonna let you go live your best life Oh, I got more red herb got any green herb. Hell no There ain't nothing over here. Got damn bad Okay Hello motherfucker All right, did we oh lord Jesus Inlay them grain gemstones right there bubbarouski Yes That's what daddy likes Oh, I I bet you that's worth 33 dollars elegant crown Yeah, I think that's good Strange We are on our way to max level shoddy boom body I'm glad I need shotgun shells something serious, but I don't even have Yeah Because that's the easiest way to fight the thing coming up. We know what we're doing Chronicles of pursuit three May nine years since my awakening Upon the release of this valve Black liquid shall enter my veins and circulate throughout my entire body I expect this will be the most painful experience of my life I await the trial with great anticipation It is an honor to suffer through the holy labor of rebirth The next time I awaken it will be as a true servant of master ramon I Isidro yuri arti talavera make this vow I will surpass the limitations of man and become a true servant of god I will find the heretics and serve as their executioner their verdugo Well, then He's got high hopes. He's got high hopes I got me some hand Oh, shit. That was just the dang telling me I need to turn on the power got me another boot knif to stab you with A more handgun ammo Oh, this shit right here is spoopity Pats and gives ear scritches Who's a good boy? I have to walk through here and be very careful So pardon how long this is probably gonna take me because I have I have to be ready for uh This knob goblin that door is quite fucking locked Ashy boy stop chewing on yourself I guess I had to wait for that to happen first You'd yeah, I don't believe this is It's still locked okay Ashy, baby I can't tell who that is if that's actually not actually uh hailey or Yeah, it's a it's hailey. I love him. Yeah Ash loves you too Send in love right back to you face me uh-uh Damn xenomorphs Always making things difficult All right, if you are weak of heart You might want to look away for this next part because I'm about to do something that seems like a bad idea Yep that okay. It already was a bad idea because I fucked up and hit the wrong button I'm gonna take a lot more than that but we got him Ash hailey over here having a whole conversation with you Oh, who's got stinky breath stinky stinky baby Yes, but oh so cute the scritch is behind you ding dong The elevator is coming Who's the boss? I don't care Keep hitting me. Oh my gosh. I can't wait till robbie and I have a kitty. I'm so excited How's that going? Good. I hope I have to go back and get some some loot No, I want to wait for that There's two treasures. I need to pick up One of them's up here on the right. I believe What chris? Okay Yes, him wants some food there, buddy bow Yep Quick He said it is food time in his mother. It's okay ashy, baby Daddy gonna eat that monster dad No luck so far. We have been rejected for three pretty kitty. Why why are you being rejected? I am tempted to just buy a new kitten But got to be patient. We want to give a cat a chance at a loving home Why are the why would they ever reject someone? From adopting a cat. I do not understand that That just Yeah, I mean just beyond ridiculous If y'all can hear ash chomping. I'm sorry, but The boy got to eat Yo, I got so much health item so many health items and any funny I need to sell a great deal of stuff Anyways, there's no reason in Organizing it when I got to sell off a bunch of stuff Uh, so we need an oh because we live near a busy road. So we need an indoor kitty. Oh, okay I got you Well, it's cool that they checked for that I suppose I don't don't apologize for him. I love his little noises. I miss my smelly boy and all his noses. Oh I'm just a pop apologize for people that might have like a a sensitivity to clicking Because that is a thing So That voice What up louise? All right, that's another chapter down. I'm gonna take a break and I will be back Uh, if y'all want to chat in the In youtube Then I'll chat with you guys while I'm outside All right on the road again Just can't wait to get on the road again Out here with my friend Just can't wait to get on the road again Okay, boogie butt cheeks That's a reference to Don Quixote October 11 today was the worst day of my life Is my daughter's fifth birthday But here I am stuck on a mangy boat heading out to some back country dump If it weren't for the pay no one would be willing to work out in the middle of no wares Those in the castle are always reminding us to take care during the excavation But a few workers collapsed after inhaling some dust Probably some of that their angel dust There's something going on here that they're not telling us There are too many secrets I've started coughing too. I should sleep Buy me some night wheel Something's really wrong with me. I threw up blood three times today and I'm so weak I could barely move Probably shouldn't have had that taco bell Shit, I never should have come here. I come for the money But instead I'm the one paying the price. I'm a terrible father. Fuck them kids I'm so sorry, sweetheart. You deserve better Since morning head don't work why More blood threw up many insects crawling. I hear a voice over yonder from the trees A fine day to work Digging brings me so much joy. I am full of a penis I mean happiness I offer it all to you everything for you lord saddler Viking that's not earl This is earl. No, wait, wait, wait. I gotta get hang on. This is earl right here They just happen to sound the same, you know Same accent same accent Hey, y'all it's earl. See I'm listening but not looking because I'm drawing getting sleepy now though. I might call it a night soon Yeah, I'll probably only be here for another hour. So this reminds me of amnesia the whole getting ill and uh-oh what is happening Do you get sick in amnesia? I thought you just like Have amnesia Oh, you got something new for me though. You all right, let's sell Oh, yeah Definitely need to sell the bolts And the attachable mines because I don't use any of that Oh We need 80 000 to max out our shoddy boom body kids Let's go with higher amp. Oh, nope wrong one. Let's go with higher ammo cap I just got here. I'm like, oh god. He's doing a voice Yeah, uh the overall story amnesia follows you finding out about a group of people who were Experimented on somehow they got sick first then they became monsters. Yeah, but your main character doesn't get sick Does he I can't I honestly can't remember. I haven't played it since uh, like right around the time it first came out I really dug that one though Would that be all then Let's go with actually hang on. Let me get some Trade uh, let me get some of this. Oh, what do I want shotgun shells or rifle ammo? What's coming up next I think I need shotgun shells Okay, stop all right Locked cocked and ready to rock. Let's go It might be on the mic because of the uh, my fan above me Then they became monsters. No the the one you played I didn't think so. Yeah I need four more gunpowder to be able to get more rifle ammo spooky bats I had to keep checking my uh, my map Explosive storage notice the dynamite has been relocated to the m4 store room When using explosives cave ends are frequent occurrence. Keep your distance from the blast zone Or you be blowed to pieces In the event of a disaster clean up immediately any body parts that might be laying around Someone might trip over someone's leg meat Ensure adequate numbers of staff are on site just in case some people get blowed up Then we can replace them with other people Sounds like electrical interference Yeah, it's it's the uh shell says probably the uh air conditioner Did he die or not? I think him dead Oh, look Let's go with the shotty Is he dead? He is dead. Well, that was easy Oh, come on. Oh, there's more people You mother sticker Get out of my way the lucky shot The sound design is great on this game. It is fancy rifle famous last words We got ourselves a bridge down I hear another dude, but I don't see him Nothing back here Go down here. I think I missed an item down here One of the people I shot. Yeah, here we go. And I don't see any more chests or anything. So we are on the road again Running around circles with my pals Okay I blew his arm off. Ah Ah, you stay dead more that More that pistachios Night haley. Oh, let's see here. Um, I need to hold off so I can buy more Uh this way run It makes an exploding Oh lord, jeez Come on, Luis. Let's go Well If you think Luis is a researcher you smoking that smoke smoke Oh, look at all them pistachios There's that lord of the rings troll again I love how Luis holds on to him like he's gonna be It's too big boys Bring your swollen back Backside over here. No He wouldn't he wouldn't anywhere near that And he even goes down like golem or hey Hey No, I'm not Do you mind? I shot you in your booty meat. I didn't mean to do that obvious meal What are you doing? I'm a train What the what was that glitch give him a lollipop Lollipop lollipop. Oh lolly lolly lolly lolly pop Ba-dum-dum-dum Hi time to collect all the swag loot around. Oh hot swag loot Exasperated gasp That's a lot of pistachios Good gravy Oh, I didn't need sub machine gun ammo. The tmp is worthless in this one Moving things around for my comfort Yeah, putting my legs up here we go Those things I don't see oh, oh, nope. I don't see anything else Was that something? Yeah, it was it was a green herb. How about dim apples? I need a case upgrade something serious Actually hang on here Yeah, I don't need this many damn Health aids There's nothing else in here Oh I gotta concentrate here guys. Sorry. I'm quiet That's so ridiculously Okay. All right. Bye viking if you're not already gone Okay, then All right, here we go Okay, then Good job. Louise. He's blowing his friend up. What in the hell is up? Is there something actually over here? Man, I keep walking to the wrong corner. Oh, yeah, there's okay. There's treasure out here A flag in for those of you dragging that wagon And if I don't find a merchant soon, I'm gonna just gonna drop this tmp ammo Stuff's absolutely worthless All right, I'm gonna before I jump on here. I'm going to run to the restroom. I'll be back Okay, I'm back. I got through the first section without getting hit but I'm unsure if I'm gonna be able to make through this one I couldn't get him. Yeah, I got hit and it There's an achievement if you don't get hit Well, so much for that Good gravy. Oh good gravy his little laugh Impossibly I would love to play that section in first person. I would absolutely love it I'd probably get sick But oh well inconceivable So much for that. All right, this is another one. I gotta be careful on Yes, I know I am well aware Plenty of handgun ammo and that's the best thing to use on these guys That was uh, just one telling me That I need to kill the The nests God bless it He blew into some diarrhea You give me them hot pistachios What the shit Where is it? There it is Surprise motherfucker. Hang on. I need to turn off a light. I couldn't see nothing Shell was nice enough to turn it off on me Huh, I think this is the right way So first thing we need to make some of this right here Need to use that Need to sell tmp mo that that That Do I have enough to do any of these? tune up Oh, man, I needed 80 000 for that Oh, well That's new You're trying to threaten. I think we're good I need to save I see her how long we've been going for We'll go for about 30 more minutes Probably I'll at least finish this chapter Come on Lewis. Oh, by the way, Amber's home Why risk your life like this? You don't know us be straight with me for once Los iluminados We're kidding for them See, there you go Helping the two of you doesn't make up for it. I know that But still anyone else do you hurt? In that case You better get serious Harsh words for a squire Gus made it all this way You know it means we're almost Almost what? Louise Louise no Kick me in the next Tuesday Let's go kraut Keep forgetting that I got to evade that I keep missing the evade button because I'm hitting the wrong button I see what what are you do part frog? Hopping around every goddamn where Louise I'm sorry No, you look like shit My man gonna blaze a new port before he dies Here you go puppy He dead in you. You're gonna burn them fancy pants with your smoke Louise I'm sorry So sorry All right, I think that's good for today. Thank you all for joining me Uh, let me go ahead and save I will be streaming I won't be streaming tomorrow because I have a doctor's appointment, but I will be back to streaming on Wednesday, I believe that's day after tomorrow because tomorrow's Tuesday. Yes. Anyways, so I will see you guys Uh, Wednesday, and if you guys need me for anything, I'll be on discord but later