 Welcome to church of the chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I am post E and tonight is game night and we are playing incoherent. There's not a typo. It's actually spelled incoherent and I will go over all the rules and all that stuff when we get started at 5 p.m. we got a hour glass here. All that good stuff. Let me go ahead and share the stream. Hey Ty how you doing? Oh I'm doing okay. Hey Hayley how you doing? Y'all this is the cutest damn it's it's pink sand with a light blue on caps. They went very extra with it. They could have made it just basic ass white and clear or whatever but they made it they made it nice. They made it nice. Hey Viking how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? We got to leave the we got to leave the the lights on because you got to be able to see for this one. Oh hell the chair. Oh fit check. New shirt classically trained. Yes Jesus it looks almost like you could play it. How you doing? How you doing? Anyway so how we play is love that T you know what this one is actually red. It looks orange I it does look orange on the stream but it this one's red unfortunately. This time they didn't have any hang on this time they didn't have anything in orange but what we're gonna do is we hold I hold up the the card hopefully you guys can see can you guys see that all right? Now it's gonna read like gibberish but you have to figure out what it says. Do you have a braille version? Sorry no. Okay so it says hi Juan Shu Yin's height off May. So what you want to do is you want to say it to yourself either very slowly or quickly but you want to come up with the phrase that it's alluding to with the gibberish so hi Juan Shu Yin's height off May. Anyways it's supposed to be I want you inside me and the accents here are probably going to be an issue also yes it yes hi Juan I want Shu Yin I want you in height off me inside of me the first one I got was sexual the first one I picked up also it's going to be what was in the thumbnail this game right here there's also there's topics or whatever you want to call it and I can give you guys hints also alright so here's here's another fun dizzy food pal pal whatever need to find my hubble quad vocals I literally am tipsy it's not helping yeah fun busy food Paul anyways that's what the that's what this is for that's what the it's fantasy football fantasy football yes Jude got it fantasy football yes Jude got it before I mean the stream isn't that quick so Jude got it before I said it yeah Jude got it and if nobody gets it nobody gets it it's fine what is move on but that's what the that's what the hourglass is for it's blurry to you uh-oh but I'm finishing cooking and gee if you want me to what I'll do is I will also type it out in chat I mean there's no prizes here so oh I really can't do I really can't do fog because it'll make it even blurrier okay all right hang on fuck it's blurry to me but I'm finishing cooking and gee hey gam the male yam you uh so might not play move it's bugle finishing cooking my ham meal are you having more than just ham or is it just you jeopardy and a big honking slice of ham I know boggle but you know I gotta read your stuff phonetically boggle is cooking yams and hams yams and hams baby it's all that sounds like you know all what is it asses and elbows or something when you get to running it's all asses and elbows yams and hams sound like something sounds like a euphemism for something and not green eggs and ham no yams and hams sounds like it was all yams and hams could be could be could be could be booties could be it's nothing but yams and hams in there Tony Tony there's nothing but yams and hams in there nothing but yams and hams I contracted NG again after a wild night out in Amsterdam yeah and pies mashed potatoes stuffing veggies gravy and good god boggle is it a is it a holiday it is a holiday isn't it isn't it um zombie jesus day what the fuck is in it it's they got it off yoster um oh easter easter thank you uh trust you to make yams and hams in the sum Italian booty fast yeah don't eat come on down number yams and hams in this motherfucker what is that I gotta put on my reading glasses lazy what the fuck is that is that some of my people definitely calling it zombie jesus day from now yeah zombie jesus came back from the dead and gave us all multicolored eggs he has transformed back into grooves mom it's a new emoji that's cool copy it's face dash turquoise dash covering dash eyes it doesn't work for me lazy he is channeling the buzz buzz the buzz buzz buzz buzz sadly I know no one I could text happy zombie jesus day two I'm sorry if it helps neither do I it is we were never mind I was going to say something that I probably should not have said my little devil horns cover up my bald spot can I come for dinner man my mind is okay let me tell you what I got going on before we go any farther I have not had a cigar in three days I am at the very worst of my withdrawals right this second I'm not doing well I'm clammy I'm fidgety I'm in a whole ass mood and I keep wanting to say the most inappropriate stuff like bad inappropriate not normal cool e being funny inappropriate but like inappropriate stuff that no one should say so the brain chemistry is fucked up but we're gonna work through this because this ain't me this is this is the nick the wanting of the nicotine talking I was wincing with the emoji got you I've gone three weeks without smoking drinking or getting high now well I have spent the past three days high off my nut just completely stoned in blazing I enjoyed the kids birthdays but for the most part I've just been high and sleep and eating because all all the stuff to make me comfortable because I gotta kick these cigars somehow we believe we beaver levering you yes thank you I appreciate it it's for me it's been easier than the last time that I tried to quit but then again I quit alcohol I quit heroin I quit all them kinds of stuff so hardcore painkillers all that stuff I'm working I'm working on getting high now hell yeah all right all right let's try another one let's try another one let me give you a this is a I don't know what the hang on let me let me see what the okay so blue somebody remember this blue is party has something to do with party yellow is pop culture and red is scandalous so if you see a red one it's going to be naughty keep that in mind okay red equals naughty like the sexy times right uh yellow is pop culture so think popcorn butter pop pop something like that do some word association and get yourself the pop culture if it's yellow blue is some kind of party I don't know what blue means it's probably just I don't know well we'll figure it out along with George someone with Gracie oh yeah George Burns yeah lived to be 101 smoke cigars every he smoked one cigar every day and had one snifter of bourbon every day one I was smoking upwards of five to eight of them a day so yeah I'm not talking just one cigar like every time I would go out on my breaks I would have a whole half of a cigar so I was smoking a lot and I need to be here for my family I would love to live to see 101 just so I can see what 20 2080 I would love to see 2080 I'm not going to but I would love to see 2080 I would just love to see if we're actually still here you know because at the rate we're going man I feel like it becomes difficult to get around and do stuff after 80 not if you're Jacqueline get out there and run marathons start now you'll be ready yeah I'm gonna be for real with you if I lived to be 101 and I outlived everyone I knew I would literally just masturbate constantly that would be it that's all I would do I mean what else are you gonna do what else are you gonna do I would just masturbate constantly and the reasoning for that is eventually you're gonna stroke out right like that's the easiest way to go and you want to go out doing something you I can't even keep a straight face and you want to you want to go out doing something that you that you love doing namely yourself so yeah exactly stroke out by stroking out hey you got the joke yeah nobody had nobody has an expiration date tie that's uh it's ridiculous what if you're sold that it just disintegrates in your grip I got it yeah Derrick knows what's up Derrick's like that's me now why are you waiting until you're 101 okay so this one is uh pop culture you ready here we go stock hint of what stock hint of Ren's own it's never the word that's on here Jude but you're very very close stocking offers Viking gets it ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding stuck in the friend zone good job Viking no it's not a thing lazy but uh people seem to believe there is all that all that means is that the the person's not your friend stalking the friends I mean stalking the friend zone I mean if you uh if you have someone who you consider not a well you know if you're just waiting around to to screw your friend that's not a friend and that might actually be considered stalking so you know I've never been stuck in the friend zone because I've never wanted to fuck a friend so okay I'm gonna try the guest by pretending I can hear it through a really bad phone because that's pretty much what that's pretty much what you have to do it just kind of happens every now and again hey you got a friend in me literally you got a friend in me all right next up pop culture one more time our limbs sake you feel like that yeah it should have been a red card I agree with you oh Jude got it again Harlem shake good job Jude good job Jude you got a friend in me all right this one is uh I don't want to give you any hints yeah Jude's killing it and I gotta wait for the for the sand to recuperate every single time good job Jude Jude came out guns blazing he's like fuck this I got this shit and unlock Jude is on a roll what didn't Viking get the one before that stuck in the friend zone yeah stalking the friend zone is what Jude said last time Jude is on a roll a Kaiser roll he just had a subway sandwich I'm on a potato yeah I thought so yeah Viking Viking swooped in with the steel with the save all right we're almost ready I gotta wait for the sand to go down every single time that's some bubkus y'all ready here we go day yam ten knee hole I believe this is all the way back from vine when vine was a thing damn tiny hole no it is damn something yes all right here Viking got it again I didn't think anybody's gonna get this one it's damn Daniel it is back at it again with the white vans damn Daniel good job Viking blast from the past right in my ass see this is what I'm talking about it's this random it's the touch of the tizm coming out whenever I smoke my cigars I smoke my cigars just so I can be normal because no stop it with the with the ass stuff this is in my wheelhouse yeah all right so let's go again I want to get to the spicy ones to the red ones I like you just find weird yeah but I don't want to say something that I don't mean like you know some kind of sexually explicit thing fuck normal y'all don't understand your boy is hyper hyper almost overrated yes but I don't want to be clipped all over the internet's talking about you know stuff it in your hood but you know anyways next the sand has run out let's go this is probably gonna be Thor twi link this doesn't sound anything like it is hey Brian how's it going forthwinks kind of kind of with the with the number I'm doing great Brian I'm doing fan tabulus not really I'm I'm quitting smoking and today's my third day and yeah it's not going well no it's not 40 winks but there isn't yet Jude holy shit Jude third wheeling is it third wheeling y'all ain't using the internet for these are you are y'all using it no I gotta I'm I believe in y'all I believe in y'all but that's really wow I mean I believe in y'all I just I hope I hope it's I hope it's the truth I hope because that's holy shit I never would I wouldn't I got any of these once Jude gets it I can hear it yeah yeah it's uh Brian you just take the uh the gibberish that's actually on the card and then you you have to decide what they mean by the gibberish oh okay yeah the hints are gonna help quite a bit I would imagine uh Jude boggle should be killing there right now boggle where you at oh yeah boggle's like washing dishes or whatever see but the thing is boggle would be great at making me love you boggle and I also love the fact that your name is boggle boggle queen with yeah is eating ng hagan yes yes boggle's over there with her ng her new game hagan yes oh oh we got a new boggle new boggle just dropped left lmao I just winner by hand bad damn it taught put it under cold water boggle oh did you burn your hand bad damn it taught damn it's hot I just winner by hand bad damn it taught it's like her own little language I love it and I'm sorry you burned your hand that sucks but I love I love what came out of it you thought boggle struggled to take before boggle for real are you all right now they have an injury if you burned yourself a real old old restaurant trick put some mustard on it put some mustard on it and just leave it if nothing else it's not going to stop hurting right away but it won't blister as badly no don't put under cold tap don't put under cold tap that's how you get like huge uh blisters no don't do the yeah yes it's not like a fourth but it hurts bad cold too late noxema is good if you have any put some yeah it's mustard yeah no don't bite yourself no it's the vinegar in the in the mustard and I you could use pickle juice also but pickle juice is not going to stay there that's why we suggest mustard oh my god oh Derek oh my god I love you I love you oh I love you too boggle but Jesus Christ that was funny that's funny god damn but boggle I seriously try try some try some mustard and that's what we that's what I always put on and I have I have had really really bad burns I don't know if you can see the white spots every single place you see a white spot is a grease burn I don't know if you can see but anyways god damn Derek Derek you killing me man you killing me all right here we go y'all ready here we go this is how that has nothing to do with this card I'm just being very extra god damn viking it is it is push-up brah bush rob brah is push-up brah good job viking god damn it that's amazing I'm glad people are actually getting it though vikings like finally I know how it feels to be Jake that was a tough one well it was a tough one I thought I think they're all tough because my author brain is like oh my editor Haley got me push-up brah said by a woman with no teeth yet that's exactly what it sounds like bush rob brah yeah I'm I'm dying I'm dying that's what I get for messing with boggle so much you're all right Haley need to get the shit out of my lungs anyways all right here we go you all ready here we go I am viking fetch your pecker it's never it's never the words on here but yes yes viking is correct it's veggie burger veggie burger holy shit catch up burgers a good one good job oh I still got I got my flavored water in my lungs just a bull and I gotta turn the air down some uh yes the staple of pulp pop culture the veggie burger oh I love it all right I kind of want to jump ahead to the scandalous ones but we're not an hour in yet okay this one uh excuse me sorry all right here we go in three two one every time I see this one I think fish tits I don't know why probably because it sounds like that I damn Jude Jude and viking back to back it is fidget spinners this this is for real like playing trivia with Jake and J rod this is what it feels and uh who else was good Brad fish lips bin liners Haley's answers are funnier than the cards these make my brain hurt I know Jimmy I know I'm sorry and from what I understand is it's even worse for people across the pond because this is made for people with American accents and not you know UK accent so it's much harder for you guys from what I understand the one that's uh that's available for you guys is very different oh we got a new boggle dropped what what hattie jillie hattie jillie I'm wheezing hattie jillie what hattie jillie yes that's your name in boggle ease hattie jillie it is now hattie jillie yes all right we got another uh pop culture here we go ready have you played this with your clan I have yeah yeah my peeps uh Dan is really really good at this I'm okay at it um my niece amber is pretty good at it too I will change it by deep poll deed poll what are you doing with polls did boggle hack your computer what Haley what are you talking about hattie jillie yes dead pool change your name by deed poll I still don't understand what deed poll means deed poll is I like it when you get it when you buy a poll and then you get the deed hey what's up Jake I know deed pool poll I got that but what the fuck is a deed poll it's the legislation to change your name oh see I didn't know that that's not what it's called over here no Derek it's not dead pool we are just too American for these wonderful people Jake prepare to wallow in your failures tonight so so far viking and jude have been absolutely killing it yes it is I have never in my life I'm not saying you're wrong I have never in my life heard okay a deed poll is a legal document binding on a single person or several persons acting jointly to express an intention or create an obligation it is a deed and not a contract because it binds only one party what whatever whatever making me dump my english arson no no no I just never heard it before I'm well first and wallowing in my failures do I read too many english books probably and I'm in the process of changing my name legally yeah yeah I haven't heard it called that before that's because it's that one thing is not called that that is the process to do something so huh learn something new you did you did all right here we go let's go how dare you type a proper sentence boggle god damn Jude Hayley got it too yeah you only live once good job guys see you're getting the hang of it you're getting the hang of it it took me a couple rounds to get any good all right let's flip that back over I gotta wait for the for the sand the sands of time okay new boggle just dropped too blurry but we gonna eat now and how Joe W hang on and on Joe Joe up on Joe up too blurry but we gonna eat now and Joe up anyways go enjoy your food go enjoy your food boggle we love you I know I know Hayley I'm just I'm just picking you know I gotta you know I gotta I gotta read the new boggle when it drops you know I gotta do it the new boggle is that is the highlight of my evenings on here all right here we go y'all ready new one this is blue so it has to do something with a party something with the party tie got it drunk goggles good job tie whoo see y'all getting the hang of this y'all getting the hang of it y'all are getting the hang of it good job tie good job all right let me flip the flip the script once more one more again beer goggles yeah I've heard them called both but beer goggles is more popular around here if you guys are wondering what I'm waiting on I'm waiting on the sand to to reset all right here we go go remember this has something to do with a party horn a culture hook up something hook up culture Jude was the first one to get it I was like ooh Viking got culture Hayley got hook up yeah it's hook up culture yeah it's it's really interesting to me how some of you got the first part and some of you got the last part Hayley and neon got both parts I know I know I know that was the cool part the fuck is hook up culture I'm too it's tinder is basically what it is like people who just want to hook up and not have relationships I guess the whole thing especially nowadays it's been a thing for a while honestly yeah hook up culture is just all about friends with benefits basically it's fornication Viking had to had to drop it in the Old Testament way in the Old Testament vernacular they're guilty of fornication child fornicating and masses oh my god fornication hey you can be you can be happily married and uh and participate in hook up culture it's called being a pineapple it's it's called swinging it's a it's called polyamory marriage doesn't stop some exactly exactly and some people enjoy being cuckolded they do it stops me it stops me too my friend but I'm just saying not everybody is like us not everybody is monogamous uh only hook up culture I play is catching fish okay okay silly silly silly here we go let's go y'all got this y'all doing fantastically yeah monogamy is my my game too yep well I mean yes you're right Jude but you put too many letters in there yeah it's just craft beer yeah good job Jude and Viking got it too yeah craft beer yep yep yep good job good job y'all I'm so proud of y'all this is going so much better than I thought it was gonna go not because I didn't think you guys are gonna be good but I'm not good at this so I was hoping you guys are you guys having fun that's the that's the number one thing would you rather be doing this or would you rather be doing trivia and I know which Jake would rather be doing which Jake we'd rather be doing saucy how you doing Jake hi hi Jake which Jake would we rather be doing yeah hi Jake yes I'm finally getting answers right yeah it makes a nice change it is it is I have I this scares me I'm learning a lot of party vernacular so I'm enjoying myself awesome I laugh so much Rob is giving me side eyes side I side I I'm the only Jake everyone would rather be doing yeah yeah I'm I'm the only E that people would would would prefer to E what fuck I need a cigar okay anyways ah for those of you just just now just now for boy I don't I don't boggle that one up um for those of you just joining me and us and we I have quit smoking for the second time in my life last time I made it five years before my mother passed and then I started smoking again and I have not had one in three in three days so my brain chemistry is all wiling out and I want a cigar right now brother so bad I can taste it I can taste the tobacco leaves on my on my smoke fuck it let's go let's go let's go I'm doing E needs a system reset you got damn right they do the thing with the words in the shit do it shoo the next party I go Brian good job good job Viking it is it is let's keep it going yeah it is strip poker good job guys good job my my sand barely got moving any damn Brian you came out guns blazing that time Brian you got that a little too quickly because he hears it a lot he'd be on the strip playing poker boom Brian Brian with the why because my parents knew people were going to be asking me why am I so smart fart shark here we go let's go I will give you guys a hint goddamn Viking wet pancake wet pancake how did you get wet pancake how did you get wet pancake wake camp bake wake wake camp ache it's close though I mean I guess wet pancake kind of but what the fuck is a wet pancake is that like a sexual euphemism I gave her the old wet pancake last night it's waking bake good job to everyone who got it where the hell is the b it's the p that just say it say it out loud wake camp ache is that weed yeah that's weed that is that is the weeds like the kids be smoking wet pancake name of your sex date say it like your stone wake camp bake uh bruh wake camp bake yeah wake camp bake it's waking bake man yeah you hear it now there you go I knew you'd get it if as long as long as I was you know hi it's soggy and when you try to flip it over it goes all over the place just like me oh shaking bake great on chicken and yes shaking bake yes it is good chicken pork chops all right we're back to pop culture again there's a coffee cup bong called that with the waking bake I'm sure I'm sure all right y'all ready here we go back to pop culture we'll get to the salacious stuff here very very soon we only got like five or six more I have no idea what this means when we hit about halfway if nobody gets it I'll give you guys the hint you're uh you're close Brian you got the first you got the first word kind of right freshman 15 Viking got it yep good job Viking what is the freshman the weight you put on from spending your first year away from home eating nothing but beer and pizza got you I thought it was like a hazing ritual or something what's up Nick how you doing I I just I just read it yeah it's uh when you you know eat nothing but garbage around here it's mostly ramen college students eat mostly ramen because even pizza around here is expensive I'm okay been feeling low after the convention why what's wrong Nick just because you had fun and now you're just back at home and feeling low when I went to uni most of us cooked our own meals yeah but I don't I don't know how it is across the pond versus here but around here pretty much the only thing you have is like fast food when you're in a dormitory kids don't really cook for themselves around here unless they have a microwave and then they'll do ramen in the microwave I lost weight away from my mom's great cooking I lost a lot of weight after my mom passed but that was just like grief I think we only got takeaways when we were high and got the munchies yeah I'm sorry Nick yeah ramen noodles and beer well Nick if it's any consolation I love you I'm sure there's plenty of people in here that love you we like seeing you around we appreciate you brother so beans on toast in the UK yeah I've had beans on toast I've had a English breakfast and as long as you guys like I can't do the whole hot tomato like the grilled tomato but everything else on that plate is amazing you're welcome Nick hey Lee you're not really I mean you are 22 minutes late but I've also been here for 45 minutes so yeah you're late but I don't know how that affects things really I lost weight after my husband died yeah no logical reason so I guess oh yeah grief does a lot of things grief will kill you grief will kill you all right next one up here we go hot culture I know the answer to that one Jude give me a second let's see who gets this one first at halfway I'll give you all a hint I'm trying to hold thatcher's slide that bitches lied slide is correct fat bitches lie damn what are we playing it's nothing to do with that bitches I am not in this card I am not all right it's a dance move not electric not electric cha cha slide jude is correct it is the cha cha slide would it say thatch hutches slide thatch hutches slide that ain't that ain't good that it that ain't thatch thatch hutches no cha cha real smooth yeah I knew that I don't I don't know this one like I don't think this one thatch hutches the cha cha slide thatch hutches slide lie whatever it doesn't it doesn't sound like that to me like no matter how many times I say it I can't hear it yeah the 2000s are being resurrected tonight where where was I during the 2000s I don't know we like Oscar the grouch where you like living in a trash can or something because in the early 2000s I was no joke I was homeless twice I was on that horse if y'all know what I'm talking about I was on that horse going on rides four or five times a day two hops this time all right I was like seven to 16 years oh wait a second in the early 2000s you were seven to 16 years old Nick what like in between like 2000 and 2005 you were seven to 16 years old I was doing the whole 2000 uh I was sorry I get what you meant I understand what you meant but it was like I said early 2000s but that church has lied that yeah that one yeah okay here we go y'all ready here we go thing he's ready you're fine Nick I just thought it was funny I just imagine you hey Zoe what is this game it's called incoherent I'll explain it after this one black friday bulldog friendly it is it is black friday good job guys okay Zoe so what this might be a little bit harder for you since english isn't your native language um and I'm talking about american english because even though Jude Jude's doing fantastic um it's called incoherent okay um basically every card has gibberish on it um something that doesn't make sense and you have to kind of sound it out in your head or loud or whatever you kind of want to sound it out to try and figure out what the phrase means hang on sorry about that english is not these people's language either this is true I think I can get that yeah um so far Jude and viking have been absolutely destroying it Brian's been doing really well everyone has gotten at least one so this one this game feels better okay we got one more card then we're getting into the naughty ones into the adult ones okay I'm on my phone slow typer you're fine it's not uh it's not about being fast yeah saying it out loud really helps I haven't because no braille god damn it then bugle okay here we go here we go three two one boom damn viking good job Brian good job Jake good job Jude good job lazy hell yeah good job jimmy very good job it is in fact trigger warning it is lee nick everybody got it good job and haley's is like wow you guys are so good you guys are so good all right now we're getting into the naughty stuff we're getting into the naughty the naughty knot knots we're getting into the naughty stuff I haven't seen any of the naughty ones because of course we play with my youngest who is now 11 so now my youngest is 11 my oldest is 18 I have a grown-ass adult in my house rubs hand together with glee yes here we go I'm very disappointed the first one is not salacious at all you guys ready it's not naughty whatsoever no nick or are you just letting us know man I'm huge it is it is minimum it is minimum weight man I'm huge man him hum oh age man I'm huge jimmy jimmy were you just were you just thinking out loud you weren't even playing were you you're just thinking out loud he was like man I'm huge you see the wing on this dude oh that's me man I'm huge the lack of a fair minimum wage is quite naughty it is Jake it is oh my god this next one is actually I'm not I'm not doing this one because I don't I don't want to get started in this debate that that one's a little more controversial than I want to I want to play with got a new boggle got a new boggle hard to believe they gave me another fruget Kisner I did tell you I got on trouble state trooper and had to go to court I never been in legal trouble you got you got caught with a fruget Kisner I'm just kidding what happened boggle for real hey what's up Holloway how you doing gave you a what driver's license okay they gave you another driver's license you didn't I don't think you told is that like a German punishment I don't think you told us boggle I don't remember this y'all remember this next time I get pulled over I'm just gonna be like fruget Kisner I got jury duty once and nearly shit my pants I've gotten out of every single jury duty I've ever been and it's been many many hey John how you doing got pulled over for no seat belt discovered my plates and license expired back in 2020 got down well then you've been some years there boggle I totally forgot all about it got you welcome back Viking I thought she was giving us a word for the game yeah I have to go get a new driver's license no for real next time I get pulled over on me like fruget Kisner like what are you speaking I'm speaking the boggle that's how we fruit jet Kisner fruit jet Kisner fuck you it will break the cop for sure he's just gonna be sitting there going what like yes I'm still disabled yeah uh I'm I'm fighting with disability right now sir step out of the car yeah speaking like Guy in Twin Peaks Red Room cop is confused cop has confusion maybe just like pop up like a Pokemon thing like officer is confused I don't mind jury duty but it seems like it summons every other year I did two for a while and I got out of all of them okay here we go here we go this is a little more adult oriented uh cop hurt himself in the confusion yeah all right ready here that's a good idea Jake of course Jude got it aka yes Viking it's most definitely explodes in their hair Haley took it straight to Bukaki Haley why that makes you there I don't care where you go just keep it out of me hair that's good stuff you got nothing I suck the game I have oral what wait what oh you I thought you were talking about I suck at the game I have oral I was like brother we don't need to know what you're doing right now like if you're getting if you're getting some area off to the side that's fine we don't need to know we don't need to know what's going on Nick huh didn't your parents ever tell you not to eat with your mouth full let's talk speak with your mouth full god damn it I fucked up my own joke fucked up my own joke my own joke I can't all right this one isn't naughty but it is something we have to deal with as adults uh plow them eggs and a wet pancake uh Jake got it good job Jake it is in fact stood then dead stood then dead that's sounds like student dead yes stone and dead I was like damn another school pew pew anyways let's not get dark all right that was hard for me after the oral I'm surprised it wasn't soft free what is wrong with you uh I didn't go to college oh wait no wonder I'm a dummy college doesn't make you smart I in fact college is known to slow down your education I was going to say something dark if I've been I've been trying not to say something dark all night because the very first thing I want to say to everyone like the most most heinous shit definitely the old name is is is on it tonight because I just keep thinking about the most horrible shit and the old name was all about writing the horrible shit but it's just ah anyways I'm I'm yes I will thank you Ty I'm get I'm gonna get through it you guys are helping me I was very excited for game night I was kind of pacing around show was like are you okay I'm like no I'm not okay I just need to do something to get my mind off of this so I'm waiting for game night and we're going to have fun I'm not going to think about this but the only thing I didn't consider was is how little of a filter I have right now so anyway thank you guys love you appreciate it let's go get your fingies ready that's with a wet pancake uh I'm grouchy too Jimmy I'm just this is called masking yeah we're yeah you guys are lazy you are but there's going to be other people that come in here so full yank solo I'm sorry hey Brad you got it I mean technically a full a full yank solo is flying solo because you give yourself yeah something about a slow thing fully ankle low full yanking coleslaw oh that's a good one that's a that's a miraculous one it is did it flute solo hey that's good it's not right but that's good full yank solo I thought you had oral news yeah bongo I love the guesses too they're funnier than the fucking cards okay these dudes need speech therapy stat yeah oh my god that's good that's good stuff full yank solo fully ankle low is like some victorian naughtiness yeah damn that ankle she got low fully ankle low the socks with the fur her the whole at the whole auditorium looking at her bumblebee corset and all full yank solo his hand on his brother yeah and he shot first uh uh no let's move on let's move on all right y'all ready y'all ready y'all ready to do this fully yanking coleslaw is my sex technique when it comes out there's chunks in there no no jesus no no the power of christ compels you no get the fuck oh not a chunky not chunky no no not chunky oh yeah yank solo is star wars actor okay all right all right let's let's move on before I have a fucking stroke not that kind of stroke we're not there anymore let's go let's go oh dear god what have we done yeah oh we got a whole lore and everything behind full yank solo this one's extremely easy clout clad ish called ish no nick it yeah yep brian darik uh jake cough fit that's a good one it's not right but that's a good one it is in fact catfished thanks for making me spray my coffee out of my burn jit gingers and hand i'm sorry what why do you have burnt gingers what are you doing over there gingers have souls damn it gingers have souls fucking autocorrect autocorrect is the least of your concerns their file burnt gingers always yank solo i know that yes they do lazy don't be rude but burnt gingers always yank solo they always didn't you know that boggle you get autocorrect aneurysm but my favorite part is you know we all have autocorrect but but boggles is boggle is so wonderful at at at typing that autocorrect just gives the fuck up like some of them it'll fix but the other ones is like nope nope uh uh stop spraying the gingers what stop spraying with the yanks with that with the with the yank solo trey parker is my hero i like trey parker and matt stone i was a ginger till third grade i thought you just said they don't have sold i've accidentally bumped and added words to the dictionary that are t ups b c it thinks it's right hang on a new boggle just dropped tyoo sipsy tyoo sipsy that almost sounds like a vietnamese tyoo sipsy typos yeah i know i know what you meant autocorrect looks at her typing and realizes she knows what she's doing i'll slap with pink you said finish them off with drenching them with my homemade coal oh not the chunky stuff not the chunky yeah autocorrect backs the fuck off tyoo sipsy gingers my favorite cocktail i'm sorry lee i'm sorry okay this one has nothing to do with naughtiness either what okay all right autocorrect just like letter habit we got nothing all right this isn't this isn't naughty either i don't know why most of these are about we'll talk about it after you get this one yes ty good job good job jude good job jake good job hailey good job hell yeah online orgy i told you it wasn't naughty whole lime degree i hog ties degree hang on hog ties decrees i have a new decree we hog tie all them hoes i want to say lines disease during the pandemic we had to find ways to enjoy ourselves in group activities hence on but yes yes oh as long as you're not talking about the one in it we are it's perfectly okay all right maybe it's a degree in wet pancakes in the toilets no we're not doing that okay once again i have no idea why this is the subject for the naughty ones but it's like all the same i legit thought you called them man noodles boggle that's hilarious college dropout is correct good job jude good job hailey good job nick good job good job viking hell yeah hell yeah good job good job job i knew what you meant hailey drop put i was a tad too slow it doesn't we're not we're just here having fun you're slowing down it's okay guys i got the hiccups autocorrect you bastard all right i want to get to the naughty ones where's all the naughty ones yep here we go here's a naughty one y'all ready springy's ready i've had to pee three times this is more that hookup culture he didn't like it that's what she said that's not what it is that's what she said and i'll be dag gummed i did stop it yep hidden and quit it jude and jake both got it about the same time it is in fact hit it and quit it yes it is ladies and gentlemen lads and lasses and non-binaries all right why is this a thing all right you got to wait for the timer to i'm apparently too prude for the naughty ones i guess so here we go fingy's ready boom yeah always got to have sally bear in the frame this is definitely an american one hope coming here open mugger you're not the only one by you this one isn't really naughty hop on my hair hop on my no hop on my no none of these none of these uh all right we're almost done when you entice a thief open my hairy uh it's obama care how did y'all not get that one it was so easy i'm kidding i i never would have got it hop on my gear yeah but it's obama care hop on my gear uh boy if i was giving out prizes Derek would get one hope pull my hair so good so good uh okay here we go here we go y'all ready go an orgy would jude sounds fun to watch but gross to participate in ah i don't want to think about jude like that absm what it is atheism viking is correct what does it say hey the yes hit sim yeah it's atheism it is atheism good job good job all right okay next one the hint for this one is hilarious let's see if uh let's see if y'all get it i thought it was like before btsm eight oh my god okay like even naughtier yeah hot damn good job jude good job brian it is it is in fact return pattern knit fest knit knit nittiest knitdest good job guys put her knickers east gotta put it to the side just pull them to the side just put them to the side don't don't even bother getting undressed just pull them to the side what the fuck hey hey hey he says you know ease of access she's a she's a girl likes ease of access that's all you can say so so specific yes here's me thinking pattern knitted vest wow yank solo approves good job nick good job okay here's the fun here's what i was laughing at before we even got started with this one the hint is mori if you know why that's funny i love you my nose itching and then the uh the the description says a dna test you get before going on mori it definitely would have gave it away yeah who shot first yank solo or speedo like grito yeah okay yes good i'm sorry i ruined the joke by explaining it but that's that's good stuff and if the speedo is pulled pulled to the east haley is all in or someone's all in hate no stop it stop it no one's safe tonight grab the grab of the sled yeah i get it now good job your side's hurt from laughing yes yes all right okay uh luke guyfalker hey go for it why is this the why is this in naughty stuff hi y'all ready i just read it i just read it oh yes yes uh good job brian it is in fact that why is it north thick no dick right yeah for all the you're sick yeah uh the uh for all my asexuals and aces out there no dick hooray uh no dick curry i would hope not that'd be us by the famous um poor sick hurry up poor poor sick hurry up okay that's a spicy queen all right ready a spicy spicy me that's a spicy above the two bottles there all right here we go c3 open yeah okay uh god damn jake no jake got it it's russian hacking good job guys good job derrick good job lazy good job russian king is i mean that's close pam got it awesome good job pam and a hint interference is the hint somebody would have been like static what uh so close so close all right this one's been i gotta wait for the timer to go down but this one has been all the buzz lately all the buzz i keep getting half the answer three times yeah that's fine at least you're getting some of it some of these uh yeah so it's not russian knocking the ultimate section bees bees no not the bees all right here we go oh it is a longing that's what she said jude got it lol fish hole it is artificial intelligence good job everybody yes good job artificial intelligence good job took a sec to type out yeah hard tough fish hole is it hard to fathom lint kitchens halloween what that's that's the most that is the most intricate one i've seen yet hard to fathom lint kitchens it is hard to fathom a lint kitchen though just imagine an entire is an is it an entire kitchen made out of lint or is a normal kitchen filled with lint halloween i need to know i wasn't going to bother typing that out but it's a good one hard to fathom lint kitchens it is hard to fathom though it is hard or a kitchen dedicated to the cooking implant it could be could be it's hard to fathom it is definitely hard to fathom it so much lint so much lint here we go so much lint freedom you're on the right track yep freedom of speech good job what is it freedom muffs beach this motherfucker does not say muffs beach muffs beach muffs speech freedom muffs bitch good one dude good one all right here we go okay oh yeah this one's controversial as hell for some reason sarcasm muffs speech right freedom muffs bitch all right here we go yep good job jake good job viking hayley you got half of it good job eight will pay isn't that like a western equal yeah it's equal pay hayley good job y'all good job i probably wouldn't have got that one no that's the fog let's try a little bit of it but i don't want it to six must die eight will pay eight will pay six must die no seven you're on fire that's just my that's just my booty cheeks i'd let one rip and it was disastrous you know oh here we go here we go this should be fun ready three we'll just stand there looking hot damn viking good job we really need to like play this on discord do like a voice chat um and just have everybody hollering out the answer i think that'd be a lot of fun it is a vladmir putin dos vadanya comrade it'd be so much fun i think flat mirror booty what was it was it a paul wall song that new booty with timbalin was it a paul wall song that new booty yeah miss new booty that's it paul wall lads me a stinky flat mirror booty i'm getting better at this i think we played another three hours i could get whatever you've got you've gotten them lazy all right here we go here we go i had putin almost right hey y'all remember the sex spot that said uh everyone can get girls from us except for vladmir putin yeah yep you got it jake yep yep ki cha boom ki cha boom uh yes it is kim jong jong um kim jong um or also known as ki cha boom eat y'all poon you got you better eat the poon you better eat it here we go this one's actually trademarked they had to put the trademark on this i'll be back all right viking all right y'all ready oh this is easy this is stupid easy watch none of y'all are gonna get it yeah okay i was about to say y'all don't get this beat her best of all be her best of all good job nick it is fire festival y'all spelled it wrong because it's trademark they literally had to trademark the damn thing anyways it's fyr e b festival yes walk all right we'll do a couple more um and then maybe we'll hang out for a little while i at least got to get up and walk around even though i'm not smoking it's pam he is attending to his meat i know what you're talking about pam but you might want to go give him a hand numb skin all right here we go here we go this is a fun one this is a really really fun one i know it's his rit i know i saw the picture i am in the know correct jake correct brian good job yep good job lazy good job hailey good job nick it is impeachment that doesn't matter if you can spell or not i knew what you meant skimpy chump mints what gimpy gum hint yeah that's it gimpy gum hints y'all were wrong it's actually gimpy gum hints y'all need to learn from lee all right this one's fun i i've done this one before i like this one and we all know about this one we all know all about this one good job ty good job brian good job jake yeah i knew it uh good job lazy good job lee 8080 good job halloween 88 miles per hour yes all right so uh there was a the only reason i got this one uh first time i played uh was because there was this whole tiktok trends like i don't know what the hell all these hd's are but i got 80 of them yee haw i almost didn't know how to spell abhd you might have it then all right all right here we go oh lord this one this this should be interesting i'm not sure if this is gonna be easy or hard i got distracted halfway through writing it nice all right high risk course you're so close you're so goddamn close i've hooked those scorpions up i'm i'm glad hi brook those score her um yes it is high fructose corn syrup yes viking funny high risk corn syrup brian we're gonna go back to the origin of your name why high risk corn syrup why if you all missed it earlier brian's parents named him brian with a why because people just constantly asking why they knew it they knew it all right here we go three two one shaboying aboying additional fog please no because it keeps going out of it keeps going out of focus and there's still fog see still fuck no tie but that's a good one peter toucher only with consent beaver reacher good job viking or is it still pam is viking still checking his meat anyways whoever's behind the account viking right now it is no it's me again okay so it is peer pressure good job peer pressure retcher peer pressure i barely know her what what my meat is doing gloriously i'm glad i'm glad i want to see your meat when it's done put it in my mouth put your meat in my mouth viking you don't even have to ask he that's what i'm talking about guys 56 times is the limit do you want the sauce i want i want all the sauce yes consent so much better with consent all right uh falling off the bone uh-huh i'm munching it is climate change it is it's climate change oh damn viking you were just wow glide much hinge anyways i have i do have something to show you guys that's enough for tonight uh because i gotta get up and move around i'm gonna go into the house and i got a couple books that uh i'm gonna i want to show off so one of them i don't even know what it is i haven't even opened it but uh glide munching munching glide be munching boy that sounds like an insult it's the power of me definitely good game everybody gg's all around i'm gonna go get books and i'll be back there's only three to show off and then i'm gonna call it a night so i know i know it's a very short stream but i i can't get up well i can get up and just walk around but anyways it's yeah um now that i'm not smoking i don't have anything to do on my breaks but i'll be back i'm sorry the chair turned its back on y'all i'm so sorry okay so clash clash books sent me a box says we put the lit in literary clash books dot com troi new york follow us i'm not on twitter sorry okay so first things first is the ecstasy of agony by wrath james white and the cover is amazing but it's just black and white and the i don't know the seems pretty basic font i don't know but yeah the cover's cool it's just the the font kind of i don't know leaves a little bit to be desired kind of deal but uh yeah it's really cool on the back i'm not gonna lie i knew they were sending me one of these books but i'm not into this kind of book so i kind of worry about that um like i have nothing against you know wrath but it's not my it's not my my deal so i don't know i i do i do worry that if i even try it i'm gonna end up just not liking it because oh is it a short story collection bro there's there's poetry wait a second but no one would fuck me now not even the necrophiliacs not even if the unctuous protressants leaking from my wounds made them slick as wet pussy more slippery than astro glide no one would fuck me now too bad next we got bella station bella station by brian smith and samanta colesnick i've been looking forward to this one yes bella station has long has seen better days days long since lost to time bella station was once a thriving town in the pennsylvania mountains but ever since the medallion paper mill closed things haven't been the same rumors spread of cancer clusters and benzene in the local water supply but medallion went bankrupt before an investigation could conclude now the town's inhabitants descendants of the old mill workers make due in industries that are less than savory and what remains of the mill is just a vacant haunt where bored teenagers like to wander at night either hoping to scare the piss out of their buddies or looking for a quiet corner to get laid authors samanta colesnick and brian smith present two unique tales of brutal terror in bella station a novella duo featuring colesnick's a night to remember and smith's the gauntlet set in the same town and a shared universe smith and colesnick present two sides of the same sordid coin as we follow lovebirds nick and christa into the heart of bella station where corruption and depravity reign okay i might not read the smith one because once again not my cup of tea but i'm definitely going to read the samanta colesnick one um yeah yeah i didn't really i thought it was a like strict like collaboration i had no idea it was a two novellas a night to remember yeah i'll probably just read samantha's um anyways and then jen bernadini jen bernadini sent me a package all right let's see here well hang on y'all i'm trying to get it open exploding head oh i think i know what this is this is wane's book it is wane's book hold up hold up hold up hold up y'all know wane fendland y'all know wane fendland that smells awesome the black cabin by wane fendland y'all know wane wane is amazing he's like the community hype man or he was you know back when i was on in the community so i guess they have their own publishing house now jen and wane and yeah he does book covers yeah um there are people out there trying to do the right thing it might not be the right thing but they are trying trying to rebuild trying to rekindle what was lost refusing to let go hopefully rediscover themselves along the way tell me a story she'd say a new one and he'd and he'd reply we're already in it wane fendland's debut horror thriller novel the black cabin is a twisting tale of love loss and hope this is oh and it's signed by wane himself that's awesome for family and friends yeah cover art by wane fendland yeah after months of burying his head in his hands eric's brain finally feels squeezed of its problems i'm so proud of my dude i'm so proud of him you like a cabin setting i'm sure i'm not sure how much of it takes place in the cabinet but i'm interested in finding out hang on this is very cool funny wane and ward look very similar they do don't they they they definitely do wane's good people wane's very good people wane's glas go i know i think you should i can't remember i can't remember that blue tissue paper was so blue and pretty too oh yeah very it's even bluer than sally bear let's put it back in here so she doesn't get so she doesn't get a complex i'm gonna put all this in here i'm gonna read all this eventually put this over here we'll get to all those books in the next month or so i still got to read chad's uh book i need to take this in with me it's too small that's what she said thank you hayley it was it was very very very fun very fun so i am very happy with how tonight went now i guess i'm gonna go get high again and try to sleep off the last couple hours um what i remember very vividly last time i quit was it was four to five days of pure hell and then i was fine so we'll we'll see how it goes this time and hopefully nothing traumatic happens and i never start back again but uh we'll see i'm almost tempted to just keep playing but i don't want to go through all the cards tonight and i got a feeling if we just kept on going because we went through a considerable amount of cards i would say this much this much of the stack we went through you got this thing thank you guys i appreciate you um and keep me keep me honest over on discord i i don't i it's not gonna bother me at all if you guys are like you haven't smoked have you stop it yeah um and uh king talks about it in on writing also elton ring live stream uh are you cold turkey not not cigarettes but uh cigars we should play cards against humanity on discord one day we should yeah i think that'd be fun we just got through playing it uh uh let's see here on the sixth i think it was because my niece came over for to uh to celebrate my kids birthdays uh one of my kids is on the third and April 3rd and the other one's on April 7th and we all played cards against humanity uh uh then the family version we played with chris um yeah so i mean i'm i i love that game i love the family version um i think it's called families against humanity something like that but i love that one i have also have what do you mean um where you show a certain meme and then you basically have cards that are like responses just like in cards against humanity but it's all based on a picture like a well-known meme so i got a bunch of stuff we can play and we still have this many for trivia night so so yeah we're gonna do this every sunday uh writing streams we'll start back up tomorrow morning um let's see here uh probably all week they'll go all week because i got a project i'm trying to to get through um so it'll be earlier in the day probably from uh anywhere between nine i might even do really really early streams like six a.m i don't know it all depends on how bad i do with the whole smoking thing because it's really hard to get back into writing when you quit smoking for whatever reason um steven king's talked about it numerous authors have talked about it something about nicotine really sparks your creativity and i don't know what that is but uh but i was able to smoke off of it but it did take me a couple weeks to get back into you know the the flow of it oh good because i got to write four thousand words this monday and tuesday cool have you guys ever played garlic phone i have not played garlic phone but i have played telephone where you whisper in someone's ear and then hopefully by the time it gets down to the end of the line it will basically by the time it gets down to the end of the line you get to hear what wildness it has turned into because everybody changes it a little bit my nose won't stop itching anyways uh love y'all thanks for hanging out with me this is a hell of a lot of fun uh and we will do writing streams all week and then next weekend we'll play uh it probably is the pollen honestly um we'll play some more in uh incoherent we'll play what do you mean um maybe even some at some point this week we'll try cards against humanity over on the discord uh but yeah y'all have a good one have a good night all hail the chair