 This is a dead serious NFL team builder. I will be predicting how good these NFL teams will be in 2019. Also welcome to the new setup. This is kind of beautiful. I love this place. I'm following this like the first video I've recorded in here. Now admittedly this is a loft so it's like I am flexing on you really tall ceilings. It's kind of echoey and if you don't like it then you can go watch your boy pizza which I know you won't do because you don't hate yourself. Thank you very much. Alright let's get into the video. Okay let's start out with the obvious ones. New England Patriots. He kisses his son on the lips and I'm pretty sure he was alive when the dinosaurs went extinct. Fat L. D tier. Detroit Lions. S tier. Matt Stafford Elite. Top three quarterback in the league. Darius Slyte. Elite. Top three cornerback in the league. I was going to keep doing that for a lot of players but we I could make that about oh what's our what's our rookie's name? T.J. Hawkinson rookie of the year. Matt Stafford throwing to the next round with the best cornerback in the league on our team. 14 and 2 is my win predictions and we'll make it to the Super Bowl but lose but at least we'll make it. Did the Bengals get a new logo or did whoever make this tier list is there that should be a head ass? I don't know what that's there for. Alright. Oakland Raiders. S tier. Did you know that the greatest quarterback in football Nathan Peterman was recently signed by the Oakland Raiders? I don't even know if that's true or not what I just said but if Nathan Peterman's on the team 100% S tier. Hmm who else do we got? Green Bay Packers. D tier. Did you see Aaron Rodgers try to chug that beer? That was the saddest shit I've ever seen. I was embarrassed. D tier. Next time I'm a fat beer I'll pound it just to make fun of Aaron Rodgers but also I won't do that because I'm a good role model. I will pound some water though to stay hydrated. Okay okay this is probably the only serious one I've done so far. Kansas City Chiefs legitimately S tier. I love that team. I want them to go far. Patrick Mahomes has to keep playing well. I don't really know what can someone fill me in on the Tyreek Hill situation. I'm not researched on it. I know he did get charged but can he still he's still on the roster and he can still play right? That's all I know. What even is this team? Is this the Browns? Okay this Browns don't have a new logo right? Someone's just being a head ass. I am going to legitimately put the Browns at A tier which is almost too high. Yes they are playing better and yes they did sign Odell but they're getting way too hyped up like they're way too over hyped right now. Do you guys remember when the Los Angeles Lakers assembled that God squad of Kobe Bryant, DeWight Howard, Steve Nash, Powell Gasol and I'm pretty sure they either got swept in the first round of the playoffs or didn't even make it. That's how I feel about the Browns. They're A tier because they're going to be a good team in the league and they'll play better than last year but everyone's shitting up their pants like they're going to win the Super Bowl. I don't see that happening. Maybe I'm wrong but um do it. Just do it. Yeah you have to put them S tier. You'd be dumb to not put them in S tier. Ah shit see here's the problem is I wasn't being serious about some of these teams and I'm being serious about others but yeah whatever. Okay let's get serious. Um Jets. I'll put Jets and Beats here. They have two of my favorite players in the league Jamal Adams with me on Bell. That doesn't make them good though. You need an absolutely godly quarterback to be either A or S tier in the league. It is so hard to be good in the NFL without a good quarterback like your whole team can be amazing. If you don't have a good quarterback it's tough. It's not impossible it's tough. The Ravens have been doing it forever with Joe Flacco who sucks balls. The thing that pisses me off more than anything when people tell me that Joe Flacco is elite. Mission failed we'll get him next time. Joe Flacco is not elite. Honestly I don't have very good football knowledge. I don't know how well. 49ers C tier. If you're in C or D tier I don't have much to say. You're kind of like the Lions. You just don't have enough going for you. Dolphins. C tier. Giants. Oh my god. Huge L's bro. Huge L's D tier. I'm sorry D tier. Titans C tier. Steelers. The Steelers are always so good but the Big Ben keeps getting older and they don't have Antonio Brown. Juju is awesome but it's not like Big Ben is getting better at football. I'm going to piss people off. I'm going B tier. I actually don't really give a shit. Buffalo Bills S tier. They had Nathan Peterman. So if you have or have had Nathan Peterman S tier. Cardinals. Even Kyler even if he plays excellently he cannot save them from how trash they are. D tier. Bears. A tier. 100% A tier. Okay let me let me adjust this. I was being kind of a dick but let me adjust this to how it legitimately should be. Patriots are definitely still S tier. Lions are. Lions are C tier. They're not D tier. Packers. Packers are actually almost D tier but they're C tier with the Lions. Raiders I'm keeping at C tier. I don't care if you got Antonio Brown. You're still C tier. Chiefs ran out. Okay. Bills you're D tier. Those are the only three teams I would really put in S tier right now. I don't think there's another team that I would feel confident putting in S tier. B tier I put the Panthers. Seahawks. Oh but Doug Baldwin just Doug Baldwin retired and they don't have Frank Clark anymore I don't think. I'm gonna go B tier on the Seahawks. Chargers. Chargers will soon be S tier. I don't want to go crazy for them in S tier right now but the Chargers are a sick team. Same with the Vikings. The Vikings are actually so good they did not play as well as they should have last year but the Vikings have a squad. Like the Vikings team in terms of talent is top five in the league like talented players. Xavier Rhodes, Everson Griffin, Denial Hunter, Kirk Cousins, Stefan Biggs, Adam Thielen, Harrison Smith that like the Lions have probably two actually elite players in the whole league which is Stafford and Darius Lay and the Vikings have upwards like dude Eric Kendricks. Whose are other linebackers really good? They have like eight elite players. The Vikings squad is super good. Bengals honestly Bengals are in as big of a drought as the Lions right now. I gotta put them C tier. Buccaneers are C tier. It's hard to be in D tier. It's hard to be in S tier. You have to be really shitty to be in D tier. Redskins? C tier. They, yeah. Denver Broncos need to do something. They basically are just riding off the fact that they had that really good Super Bowl squad and then they haven't made any drastic or good improvements so I'm keeping them C tier. Falcons are B tier but they're not getting any better either. They're just, they're good players. They're just getting older. That's all that's happening. They do have Calvin Ridley. That's nice. We'll see how Matt Ryan plays. I want the Texans to be so good. I want to put the Texans in A tier. I really want to put the Texans in A tier but I can't. I have to go B tier. Saints, A tier. Saints are sick. Drew Brees is pulling a Tom Brady and still being super good despite being super old. A tier for sure. These last ones are kind of hard for me. Dallas Cowgirls C tier. No thank you. Eagles. I'm putting Eagles A tier. I'm putting Jaguars B tier because you need an elite quarterback. Sorry. Ravens A tier. Ravens squad is sick. Lamar Jackson plays like a very legitimate good quarterback. The Ravens are super good and the same with the Colts. The Colts can be very, very, very good. They did well and getting actually a pretty solid offensive line. They have a lot of very good skill players. You just need Andrew Luck to be Andrew Luck. I like this entirely. I'm not switching anything. This is beautiful. If you don't like, listen up, listen up, Mitch. If you don't like my tier list. Actually, if you don't like my tier list, I will give you one of these personally. If you don't like my tier list. You know what I might do? I might do something where I come back and look at this tier list and like compare it to how the NFL actually panned out. So I mean, I could be a total moron and this could be the worst thing ever, but whatever. Let me know your boys thoughts. I will just be really pumped one day if the Lions ever make it out of C tier. We've been C tier for 60 years, I would say. That'd be pretty accurate. All right. I love you all. Thanks for watching as always. I will see you guys in the next video. Peace out.