 Hey, as many of you know, this is the last video that I'll be posting this year in 2019 See you in 2020. Goodbye. I'm kidding Last year the very last video that I posted to cap off an incredibly selfish year of incredibly mediocre content I gave my dogs a bath while they listened to royalty-free spa music So I thought what a great way to end this year Except with our only dog that has never gotten a bath. Hi horse girl. My big beautiful queen Now I know what a lot of you are thinking you've had bunnies since what April and she's never had a bath Greyhounds have pretty Short and odorless coats. They don't really smell and their skin's really sensitive So we were actually told that she might need a shampoo once a year So she's never really had a bath. She has a little bit of anxiety sometimes still in this bathroom But she's being really good for her and we've just never even tried I do know that some people with Greyhounds if they have a stall shower like ours They bring them into the shower, but she's not a fan of running water So we're not gonna try that instead. I've already pre-filled up our beautiful tub With a nice beautiful bath mat and I'm gonna try my very best to listen to some spa music while I give Bunny her first bath Ever you paid money for this. Yeah, how much? All right, buddy. Let me know if this is worth $25. That's too loud. Why are you making it so loud? Hey, Julian. The Army. Another reason why we haven't attempted to give Bunny a bath is because Some of her most effective training really hasn't come in the form of training, but in the form of trust I feel like we're at a very good point where she trusts us So she hopefully knows That I would never do anything but try and help her and love her and Therefore, if you're in an uncomfortable environment As long as I'm there or Julian's there, we really don't have to freak out Hopefully, we're not gonna freak out We'll start off with some nice Bunny, what'd you think about our 2019? Was it good? Did you accomplish all of your goals? I know one of your goals Was to not be so scared of the TV and look at you now girl. You're on like season four of Seinfeld You like to go in there and sit on the couch and watch Seinfeld by yourself One of our goals for 2019, buddy Our biggest goal was to actually get you and have you be in our family So I'd say we did pretty good. All right Now comes the hard part Now that we've had our neck a massage. Hey, that's not yours I'm gonna attempt I guess to lift her into the tub and just give you a nice little shampoo We'll keep it short. Okay, and I put a bath mat down so you won't slip. Hopefully you've had you for a while now And it's the first time your face and your butt Starting to stink a little. It's a good time. It's a fresh start. It's a new year Let's let's make you stink a little less. You know what I'm saying? Please trust me, bunny That I will put you in the bathtub with care Yeah, you like the pool The horse in the bathtub, huh? You let me know if the music is too loud. All right I know it's the sound of water. You don't like that sound You're doing so good and if you get scared, maybe daddy can get you a treat Was I supposed to bring treats? Everybody likes eating while they have a bath Good girl, look you're good. Good girl. Are you mad at me? Now that you're wet, I can really smell the stink coming off of you So Because you're making me a little nervous that you look like you're trying to jump out Daddy's gonna hold you by your collar I'm just gonna give you some of the shampoo What do you think? I'll warm it up for you. Okay That's nice Feel good I'm hoping Someday maybe in the spring when it's closer to us having you for a whole year We can do like a nice bunny update. Oh, yeah, girl. There's the dirt coming off So then you can show everyone How far you've come And how brave you've gotten I'm a good little girl you are Really want to wash her face, but I'm not sure this is the best way to do it Maybe when we take her out we just do like a wet towel or something which I'm sure it's fine I don't think we need to get shampooed near your face, baby Plus you're doing so good and you're so brave just doing this much. You're doing so good I don't want to overwhelm you. Did you have a good 2019? I did have a good 2019 This was really our goal. You know, it seems wild that not everyone's goals are the same and That some people might find it a little weird to have a goal be a dog But our goal is to adopt a big dog. Oh, the size and the shape specifically of a horse And to just have them enjoy life with us and we really did that It's what we spent a lot of our time and energy and effort doing this year And really like really really proud of us for doing it. Are you a little mad at me right now? I know it's okay. The little get mad at me when I give them baths, too, honey. It's okay You don't have to like it, you know No one's asking you to like taking baths, especially if we only do it like once a year Oh, good girl You know how to make sure all the shampoos off You have very sensitive little skin. You're like a walking tissue paper. Do you like the music? I picked it out just for you and paid $25 for it. This is your first bath You're like a newborn baby infant. I'm trying to be easy and calm for you honey while also doing this So it doesn't take a very long time. You're not completely traumatized by the bath You have a really long neck. Are you gonna give us a good shake when you get out of here? Ready? You did it. I'm gonna take you out sideways, okay Look at you Are you a clean girl? She's cool. You want to give us a shake? Upside-down like? As you might have noticed we left all of the small littles out of here for this Because they are very distracting. Remember when we first got you and all you wanted to do was go in the pool It's just like that except now you're clean. I love her neck. Like what she doesn't collar on It's like the longest thing Like someone edited that picture of her without a collar on where they like doubled her neck It just looks like a giraffe, but you know you made mommy and daddy very happy this year Oh, yeah, that's where you were. All right. Is that was that like your dog baptism? Are you officially a dog now that you've had a bath? She got bark Tied Bork ties Oh, there she goes, good girl. You're gonna give us a little after bath dance. You gonna give us some zoomies? Do you feel good? You all clean? Yeah Are you all clean? Are you excited? She's like let me down stairs. It's Seinfeld time Hello? She's still like soaking wet. I don't want to let her out there. She's gonna give the couch all wet She's really easy to bathe like I say the hardest part about that is just getting her in and out of the tub I'm gonna get a towel and just let your face down Is it your baby bed? All right, I'm just gonna You get some stink on you up here Are you chattering? You cold are excited on me You're cold are excited A little bowl Really proud of you. You sit like that. Just looks like a raw chicken And I really went about as good as I could have possibly imagined She didn't try and jump out or do anything. She's a very good girl But she really couldn't she could have fought me in the whole way She didn't Are you excited? That's not your bed. This is for Carmen and Marbles and Weechi. They used to sit in here You sit in your baby bed sit what I want. Have you seen me? I'm huge. Are you all dry? Huh, that's what you smell like. Hey, that's not a toy Funny funny good girl. Thank you Should you want to go downstairs and watch tv? You want to go downstairs? Yeah, you want to go downstairs. I didn't go downstairs. Are you all clean? Why are you all the door open? Oh, no Good girl. You can do it. Oh, very smart She's like one of those fish that's like really long like super flat. She just like This isn't patreon don't zoom in on my feet There you go. It's a mediocre video to end a mediocre year of very mediocre Selfish content. I'm gonna have a really great time shutting my brain off for two weeks. I'll be back I think January 8th. I don't know. I don't have a calendar in front of me But it'll be that week after New Year's. Yeah, I hope you guys have a great holiday. Happy New Year I'll see you in 2020 and I look forward to it being Just as mediocre as this year and every year before I'm selfish and make selfish content. Thanks for watching bunny's first bath I can't believe it paid $25 for this music. I have to go find kermit. Should I go find kermit? Yes, let's go find kermit. Wait kermit needs to say goodbye