 I've been asking people really specific questions, and seeing them not know who they're talking about, it's got a funny feel. Okay, give us a random question. I will ask anybody anything. Toro on Twitch. Freed, I feel like I'm finally in America after that. Hasn't been in the gym. Good morning football fans from around the nation. We have an excellent stream for you playing today. Welcome. S-Fans Tailgate Tour is back. Yeah, it's a round of applause from everybody at home. S-Fans Tailgate Tour is back. We're here at the University of Texas against Alabama. I'm here with Tectone, of course. My good friend Tectone has joined me. We got a little bit of a late start today. We had some game day traffic. We got some Alabama fans here. It's gonna be fantastic. We came to UT last year. It was great. We came with Danny Brown. Roll tide. Let's go ahead and get inside. We don't have as much time as I'd like to have today, but let's get inside and let's go see everything. Yes, it's a cosmetic mic. It makes me look more official. It is 9 in the morning and this place is packed. They have never been to a football game in my entire life. The environment is ecstatic. It is electric. A lot of guests that we're gonna have throughout the season are gonna be like that. They've never been to a football game. They've never seen kind of the tradition, the pageantry, right? Everything that you see with college football and coming to these tailgates and what people love so much about football, not exactly with football itself. It's the environment around it. The environment around football. San Antonio and they drove all the way from Alabama to Lou. How long have you been alive? 45? 45. This was a baby baby. Roll tide. Everybody is all awesome, man. Problem is I had no idea what the fuck anybody's talking about. So about 7 bits of hook'em or something? No, no, no. This is hook'em horns. Roll tide. Does Alabama have a hand signal? I have a question. Does Alabama have like a... We have a shake. We have a number one. There you go. Alabama does this. There you go, number one. Hook'em. Yeah, so in a lot of these tailgates chat, they have food, they have drinks and stuff that you can get at different booths. A lot of times they'll have a bunch of tents set up like with a lot of families. People will know each other. There's people that have like their tailgate spots that they've just had for years, right? So a lot of the families with different tailgates or whatever will be like alumni groups. It's a whole culture. It's a whole like... That's just what they do every football season, every home game. Roll tide, man. There you go. So people really get to know each other. Football games are being used as like a dating social ground. I don't know. I mean, surely college kids, college kids are trying to find whatever they can. The anime cons are like a breeding ground for trying to find a wife. You know what it is with college kids? I feel like every college kid thinks that if they don't find a husband or wife by the time they graduate, like it's over. Dude, that's how I thought. Is that not how it is? It is how it is. So hey, GG's boys. My problem is I don't know shit about football so I don't know what to ask for. You don't need to. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, so do me a favor. He has never been to a football game before. Can you explain football to him? I haven't watched the game. Oh, Mr. Guy. Oh. Nobody in chat goes, I can't hear the music over Tecto. I can go so much loud. Dude, the fun slide. Damn. Oh, yeah. Here we go. He kept that. He kept that in his face. It's funny, but some people are vlogging by so it's like a bare belt. Okay, let's do this one. 121. 31. 21. 21. 21. 31, 21. Bama. Good. Good energy. Like one of those bro heads, dude. That was like a perfect like IRL really mad. Dude, he grabbed my neck and he was like Alabama, baby. I'm like, okay, bro, I believe you. Oh, dude, touch your strength. Dude, we got to do it. Oh, I got to do it? Yeah. No, we're good. That's man's tailgate tour. It's the biggest tailgate show I've ever seen. It's the biggest tailgate show I've ever seen. That's man's tailgate tour. It's the biggest tailgate show on Twitch. Do you know what Twitch is? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's the biggest tailgate show on Twitch. Nice. It's also the smallest. So just say whatever you want to say and then say hook up. And then say hook up. My grandma died last night. Football, man. God damn, I love her, man. Hey, Joe, let's see. Hey, everybody, who are you cheering for today? Alabama. Let's go. Alabama. Yes, sir. Now I got a question for you. Let's see. See, I'm new to football here. What are the Alabamians? What do they say about their football? They've got something like hook them from Texas or no? Roll time. Roll time. Roll time? Okay. I love this. It was awesome. I told you, you're going to have a great time. Pre-game ritual. I hope Alabama likes brisket because they're getting smoked today. So sick, man. Also, Alabama is really good. So we'll see how it actually turns out. There's a lot of people thinking that Texas is not going to do too hot today. But you never know. You never know. Hey, what's up, big man? Hey. Hey, how are you? What do you think is going to happen today? You don't remember me, do you? I do. No, you don't. I do. You look so familiar. Yeah. We were nice to meet together. Not bad. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Chewy. Chewy. Yes. No, you don't remember. No, I swear to God I do. Dude, that's crazy. Y'all went to the same college together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's cool. Football team for a little bit. Yeah, I do. So I'm streaming. You're an owner? I'm doing television. Oh, oh, shit. I mean, how much is it? $5.99. I do YouTube and Twitch. You know what Twitch is? Yeah. Yeah, I do Twitch. Are you famous? Almost. Yes. How many followers are you on? Like 1.2 million. Dude, this guy. This guy's my boss. I work for him. Wow. See, SMU did something, right? I did something. I learned how to use the camera. That's what happened. I learned how to use the camera. That's where we are. It's great to see you. Dude, it's great to see you. Yeah, have a good time. I heard you were important back. Hook him. What's the score? 42. Yep. 35. Yes, sir. Hook him, baby. Hook him. Good seeing you. You guys want to come say hi? Here we are. We live in Austin, though. We're both. I live in Arizona, but one Texas is number two. Okay. Either way, you're going to be happy. We're happy no matter what. We're going to go probably back to Canada. Okay. Why is that? Well, we live from there. We live there. We don't. Texas is awesome. Austin seems to have a bad choice today. It's like the best thing ever. Yes, it's the best thing ever. It's the best thing ever. It's the best thing ever. What do you think the score is going to be? Oh, I know. Oh. A billion is enough, too. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We don't know for who. We just know somebody's getting negative. Somebody's getting a billion. So they got some tailgating areas over there. Let's look around. We'll go talk to them. All right. Should I say somebody about who was born in Alabama? Yep. Okay. All right. Roll time. I love that shit, dude. They're celebs. They're celebs. They're celebs. All right. So, I mean, as y'all know, Alabama is about tradition. And this is a family tradition of ours in my household. We've been having one of these since I was growing up as a kid, man. So I just had to bring it to Texas to eat the tradition we're holding, baby. Roll time. How's it feel being out in the territory? It feels great, man. It feels good. I feel like you thrive in your backs against the wall. You think well-calibrated, huh? Oh yeah, for sure. What's the score going to be? 52 to 10. Easy money. Easy money. I got one more question. I'll give him a touchdown of fieldball. Touchdown of fieldball. I got one more question. Here we go. What do you think of Top Gun Maverick? I've only watched half of it. So, hold that question for later. Okay. All right. What's your favorite anime? I don't watch anime. Shit. All right. That's all right. I'm going to Dragon Ball Z. That was the only guy who actually looks like he watched it. I mean, I had to shoot my shot, man. I'm literally the only guy here. I love the cosmetic mic. Yeah. It's just like, it puts people in the mood to answer questions. Roll tide. Roll tide. Roll tide. Roll tide. Hi there. Hello. How long have you been a fan of Alvin? Today's my birthday and I'm 74 years old. Oh, a happy birthday. You look amazing. Happy birthday. This is happy birthday, Sal. Hey, and you know what my birthday present is to you? A win. A win. There you go. Yeah, we got season tickets. We go to every single day. What is your favorite memory of Texas football? It was a damn good game. What? It came to be. What do you guys think this course is going to be today? I'm calling it 38-35. 38-35. Taxes by three. Taxes by three. Okay, sick. All right. Awesome. We'll see you again. We shipped today. Yeah. So get your camera ready. Uh-oh. The horns are going to take care of business today. Yeah. So watch the news. Let me ask you a question. You said that we're going to shock the nation. Why isn't it just to be expected? Yeah, you know, the truth is, with the way the media is, they overlook the horns. I get it. It is what it is. You look at rankings and you see hate. But you know what? The horns put their jobs on just like the Tide team. That's right. And this ain't no Nickel-Dime campus. That's right. This sooner comes. Hey, keep that low. Keep that low, Jeff. Drake's in the hole. Baby brother. Baby brother. We playing. Hey, guys. You know this, DB? They outlawed it. Hook him, baby. Horns. Horns for life, baby. Horns for life. DBU. What year? 86 through 90. 86. You know Van Malone? Yes. I know Van Malone real well. I worked in SMU with him. One of the hardest-hitting DBs ever to play at Texas. There you go. He is one of those that would crack your helmet all day. He was something else. Oh, yeah. Drake, what's your name? Drake, ghost. Wayman Weston. Wayman Weston. Next time I talk to him, I'll let him know I met you. Run? Yeah, I'm not staying. All right. But, hey, we got Austin and Weston in the right. In the left. All right. We got twins here. Future Longhorn baseball players and pro athletes. They're going to be, his dad went straight pro. But these guys, I'm hoping he's going to let them play here. Yeah. Get him on vacation, too, while they're at it. Oh, God, yeah. That's the least. But absolutely. They're going to have to be here, man. Good. Thank you, guys. You got one more thing. You got any words from anybody sad going home from Alabama today? You know what? There'll be better days. Not today. But today is not that day. Hey, time, baby. That's fantastic. That was great. I saw him live up in Canada for about 10 years. Coming down to the stage for about, I've never seen football before. Like in real life. I've only watched about a game. Last time I watched was Randy Moss playing the Patriots. I don't know when that was when I was a kid. I was wondering, you got any advice like new football fans that you can share? Like what is it about football that you love? Just to come lottery. It's good. Collision. Collision. You bring in all different races. We just want a cheer. I get that every time, bro. I get that. It's been real nice. Very welcome. It's been very nice. It was in 2008. 2008? Yeah. It was paint manning Packers. Randy Moss Patriots. Paint manning with the Colts. Was he? In the quarterback? With the Colts. You talking about Eli. He drinking football. Eli with the giant. Paint manning with the Colts. No, baby man. There's no Colts. Colts. In the afternoon. Oh. Oh. He said, I thought he said Colts. He's from Bama. The Colts. The Colts. Colts. Who do you think the three all-time great talk? I'm a goal. See, to me, yeah. I mean, no blemishes on your record. Oh. So I'm a goal. Montana one. Mm-hmm. I'm a goal. Brady two. Mm-hmm. And then I'm a goal-paying three. Okay. But I love Marino and Elwood. Okay. They're my boys, too. Yeah. But I'm a cowboy fan. Yeah. So of course, I'm a star-bogging truck. But them top right there. Yeah, that's what I'm up with. What did you rumble on? He was the truth. He didn't have a team with him. He didn't have a team. Do you hear him call a game? Yes. He's the best game. He's the best. He's seen the shit before it happened. You know what? He calls it. But he didn't have an offensive line. Right. Exactly. He didn't have a fucking defense. And when he did, you know what happened? He got hurt and that took it over. Exactly. That's exactly what the fuck happened. I hate it happening like that, bro. They would have won. I hate it happening like that. If Roman ain't gonna hurt, they would have won. They would have won. Yeah. The rumble on the truth. I fuck with him a long way. My man. There you go. See, if you know, you know. Everybody who knows football knows. Tony Romo is unreal there. I think it's called Espen's Tailgate Tour. The biggest tailgate tour on Twitch. You know what Twitch is? Um, it's like gaming, right? It's gaming. It's like real live show. Yeah, it's everything. Gaming's dead. But you know what's not dead? Texas chance to bring it home for Hook'em. That's true. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks for helping me. I'm a bamboo fan. I go to school there. I should have known. Make sure to like the video. And leave a comment. Go ahead and sub...